Joe Rogan Experience #1481 - Adam Eget

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   Duh, duh, duh. (hand slaps)…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      Duh, duh, duh. (hand slaps) Adam motherfucking Egott.

   2. AEAdam Eget0:06

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      How are you, buddy?

   4. AEAdam Eget0:06

      How are you, brother?

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:07

      Good to see you, my friend.

   6. AEAdam Eget0:07

      Good to see you. Thanks for having me on.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:09

      Please. I'm, I'm excited to see you.

   8. AEAdam Eget0:12

      Dude, I'm-

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:12

      It feels like a-

   10. AEAdam Eget0:12

       ... I, I haven't seen anybody.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:14

       I know, it's like, uh, your long lost friend. Like-

   12. AEAdam Eget0:16

       It, it feels that way.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:17

       Yeah.

   14. AEAdam Eget0:17

       But it also feels like you're literally, like, the only person I've seen. I haven't s-

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:22

       Oh, you haven't left the house?

   16. AEAdam Eget0:23

       Not much. I go out on daily walks, but-

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:26

       Oh, no.

   18. AEAdam Eget0:26

       ... and I don't really see anybody.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:27

       That's not good for the mental health.

   20. AEAdam Eget0:28

       It's not good at all.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:29

       How you feeling? You all right?

   22. AEAdam Eget0:30

       Yeah, I'm okay.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       Yeah?

   24. AEAdam Eget0:31

       I'm watching a lot of Korean baseball and, uh-

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:34

       (laughs) Why Korean baseball?

   26. AEAdam Eget0:36

       'Cause it's the only live sport available.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:38

       Oh, they're playing in Korea already.

   28. AEAdam Eget0:39

       Oh, it's wild. There's stands. The s- you know, stadiums are empty, but they have, like, cardboard cutouts. They have-

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:44

       Oh, no, they don't.

   30. AEAdam Eget0:45

       ... cheerleaders with masks and, like, DJs.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   He was on top…

   1. AEAdam Eget15:00

      king of the world, for sure.

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:01

      He was on top of the world. Like, people forgot, they forgot how hard he murdered too. He was so good.

   3. AEAdam Eget15:06

      The hardest decision I ever had to make was, uh, one day Martin Lawrence and Chris Rock showed up at the same exact time and they both wanted to go up. And I had to decide who was gonna go on.

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:16

      Oh my God.

   5. AEAdam Eget15:16

      That was a tough one.

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:19

      How long ago was this?

   7. AEAdam Eget15:20

      This was about, uh, a year ago.

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:22

      Yeah.

   9. AEAdam Eget15:23

      A year and a half ago.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:24

       That's a hard one, you know.

   11. AEAdam Eget15:25

       Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:26

       But they should work that out.

   13. AEAdam Eget15:27

       Yeah, right?

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:28

       That's not ... It shouldn't be on you.

   15. AEAdam Eget15:29

       That shouldn't be me.

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:29

       That's too hard for you.

   17. AEAdam Eget15:30

       Yeah, that was a tough one.

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:31

       If there's two of them, I, I mean, I would go, "Go ahead, man. I'll go after you. I want you to do."

   19. AEAdam Eget15:34

       Exactly.

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:35

       Yeah. I wanna ... I don't want any beef. And with those two guys, like, they're both legends.

   21. AEAdam Eget15:40

       Mm-hmm.

   22. JRJoe Rogan15:40

       You know? They're both legends. When I used to follow Martin Lawrence, man, I, I got, I developed like this ability to accept the fact that I was gonna eat shit and not be so scared because I had gotten beaten down a bunch of times by those crowds. And that was the brilliance of, of Mitzi.

   23. AEAdam Eget15:57

       Mitzi.

   24. JRJoe Rogan15:59

       She knew that, you know, it was a tough spot. You know, she just put me on after Martin Lawrence every time, dude.

   25. AEAdam Eget16:05

       (laughs)

   26. JRJoe Rogan16:05

       If she was on the, if she was on the line-up, it'd be like Martin Lawrence, he'd do 45 minutes and then it'd be Joe Rogan. I'd be like, "Death."

   27. AEAdam Eget16:11

       (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan16:12

       You ever seen that video online where there's these Nigerian guys or these African guys rather, and it's at a funeral. And, uh, when the music starts playing, they go to these guys and then there's a guy getting knocked out. And then when the guy gets knocked out, like, you go back to the, the guys dancing with the coffin. It's a funny meme in MMA circles.

   29. AEAdam Eget16:31

       (laughs)

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:31

       You know what I'm talking about?
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   But vitamin D... No…

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      I was thinking all this. I was like, well, Michael Yo is a strong guy. He's healthy and, and, and vibrant. Like, if that guy got sick from it, oh my God, this is scary.

   2. AEAdam Eget30:07

      But vitamin D... No vitamin D and all that-

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:09

      Vitamin D deficiency is something that exists-

   4. AEAdam Eget30:11

      And exhaustion.

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:12

      ... in like 70% of the population. 70% of the people-

   6. AEAdam Eget30:15

      That was me.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:15

      ... in this country are vitamin D deficient.

   8. AEAdam Eget30:18

      First thing I did when I, when I saw that we, we were gonna be quarantined, I, I ordered a shit ton of vitamin D online. So I take some every day. I, I try and go out in the sun every day 'cause, uh, yeah, I don't want this fucking thing. I think I had it. I think I had it in January.

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:32

      Everybody thinks they had it.

   10. AEAdam Eget30:33

       I really did... I've never had a cough like this in my life where I was wheezing. I could barely breathe and the doctors were baffled. They took chest X-rays, had it for three weeks, but who fucking knows?

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:44

       You mighta had it. I thought I had it too.

   12. AEAdam Eget30:45

       I don't know. I'll, I'll get an antibody test and figure it out.

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:47

       I thought I had it and didn't even feel it.

   14. AEAdam Eget30:49

       ... that makes sense. If there's anybody I can think of-

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:52

       (laughs)

   16. AEAdam Eget30:52

       ... that would have it and not be able to feel it, it would be you, for sure.

   17. JRJoe Rogan30:54

       No, I'm pretty sensitive to that kind of shit. But I also-

   18. AEAdam Eget30:56

       Oh, congrats, by the way, on fucking Spotify.

   19. JRJoe Rogan30:59

       Oh, thank you.

   20. AEAdam Eget30:59

       Holy shit.

   21. JRJoe Rogan31:01

       I know. Crazy, right?

   22. AEAdam Eget31:01

       So well deserved, man.

   23. JRJoe Rogan31:03

       Thank you. Very nice of you.

   24. AEAdam Eget31:03

       Goddamn.

   25. JRJoe Rogan31:06

       Um-

   26. AEAdam Eget31:07

       Sorry, I didn't wanna forget.

   27. JRJoe Rogan31:08

       No worries.

   28. AEAdam Eget31:08

       I didn't wanna fucking forget.

   29. JRJoe Rogan31:10

       Yeah, dude, I've been ultra paying attention to my health while this is all going on. That's one thing that's helped a lot. Like, while this is going on, I-

   30. AEAdam Eget31:17

       You're almost paying attention to your health.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   That... My... It's someone…

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      know, it's like...

   2. AEAdam Eget45:01

      That... My... It's someone of my... The greatest joys of my day com-... I'm in a, a group thread with a, with a bunch of comics.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:06

      (laughs) Yeah.

   4. AEAdam Eget45:06

      And those are the, those are my favorite moments of the day.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:09

      Yeah.

   6. AEAdam Eget45:09

      Just cracking each other up and-

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:10

      I'm in this thread-

   8. AEAdam Eget45:11

      ... talking shit.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:12

      ... with Whitney and Nick Schwartzman and D'Elia. It's the most ridiculous thread.

   10. AEAdam Eget45:16

       (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:16

       It's been going on for years, man.

   12. AEAdam Eget45:18

       (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:18

       For years.

   14. AEAdam Eget45:19

       What's the-

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:19

       I call it the Bi- the Bitch Group. Just bitching about shit. It's really funny, man.

   16. AEAdam Eget45:23

       I'm in a great one with, with Spade and Whitney.

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:26

       (laughs)

   18. AEAdam Eget45:26

       There's... It's just the best.

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:27

       I think Whitney's just in a bunch of group texts-

   20. AEAdam Eget45:30

       (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:30

       ... all day long talking shit. It's funny, man. It's so fun.

   22. AEAdam Eget45:33

       I love her with all of my heart.

   23. JRJoe Rogan45:34

       Oh, she's a, she's a unique person.

   24. AEAdam Eget45:35

       She's a great human being. She really is a special one.

   25. JRJoe Rogan45:38

       Very, very unique.

   26. AEAdam Eget45:38

       Schwartzman too.

   27. JRJoe Rogan45:39

       Oh, yeah, he's amazing.

   28. AEAdam Eget45:40

       D'Elia's grea-... Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan45:41

       And D'Elia too. It's just-

   30. AEAdam Eget45:42

       We're so lucky.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:05:00

   (laughs) …

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      up-

   2. AEAdam Eget1:00:00

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      ... over and over again. And then at the end, the solution is he takes a pill and the pill keeps him from being an asshole?

   4. AEAdam Eget1:00:08

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:09

      Like, what? There's no pill for that.

   6. AEAdam Eget1:00:11

      (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:11

      Like, that's so crazy. He's an asshole.

   8. AEAdam Eget1:00:12

      Sorry, he was a major asshole.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:13

      He's a fucking asshole. And we're s- we're supposed to think, "Oh, no, no, no. He just needed a pill." See, once he gets this non-asshole iminium inside of his body-

   10. AEAdam Eget1:00:23

       (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:23

       ... it cancels out all the assholishness and he's actually a good guy. So she found a good guy.

   12. AEAdam Eget1:00:28

       (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:28

       Oh, she's... Poor lady was a single mom-

   14. AEAdam Eget1:00:30

       (laughs)

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:30

       ... who's living with this fucking mean piece of shit.

   16. AEAdam Eget1:00:34

       (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:35

       And a pill fixed it. And I was like, that movie depressed the fuck out of me.

   18. AEAdam Eget1:00:38

       (laughs)

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:38

       And I was talking to this actor and he goes, "Uh, actually, uh, I think he had a lot to offer her." I go, "What?"

   20. AEAdam Eget1:00:45

       (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:00:45

       'Cause it was a popular movie.

   22. AEAdam Eget1:00:47

       Yeah. Hell.

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:00:47

       He was like-

   24. AEAdam Eget1:00:48

       It was a film nois-

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:00:48

       ... spouting off. I go, "It was a terrible movie." I go, "Wouldn't... If that la- lady was your sister, wouldn't you want to grab her and go, 'Helen, come on.'"

   26. AEAdam Eget1:00:55

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:00:55

       "You're awesome.'"

   28. AEAdam Eget1:00:55

       He's just a dickhead.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:00:56

       "This guy's so mean."

   30. AEAdam Eget1:00:57

       Yeah.

Episode duration: 2:41:08