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What the show 'Alone' really is (10 items, self-filmed, last to tap wins)
- JRJoe Rogan
All right, we're rolling.
- JJJordan Jonas
All right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Hey, man, thanks for doing this. I appreciate it.
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah, it's an honor to be here and to talk to you.
- JRJoe Rogan
My... Hey, my pleasure, honor to talk to you. I, uh, really en-... Uh, first of all, I really enjoyed you on Cuffaro Cast, so-
- JJJordan Jonas
Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... uh, shout-out to my friend, Aaron Snyder-
- JJJordan Jonas
He says hey.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and Frank the Tank.
- JJJordan Jonas
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Say hey right back to him. Uh, I listened to you on the show, and I was like, "Goddamn, what an interesting guy. Uh, what a fucking crazy life-"
- JJJordan Jonas
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
"... you've had." Um, we should... So, you were on that show alone, right?
- JJJordan Jonas
Right, right. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
And, uh, explain that show for people who don't know what the fuck it is.
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah, so it's a, it's a show where they get, uh, 10 people. You... Each of those people get to pick out 10 basic items, you know, like an ax and a bow and a saw, and a... You know, 10 items.
- JRJoe Rogan
Just 10 items?
- JJJordan Jonas
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Does that include arrows? Like, you can only have one-
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah, your... No, your bow comes with nine arrows.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, okay.
- JJJordan Jonas
So, you get a bow and arrows, yeah, I guess is an item.
- JRJoe Rogan
Okay.
- JJJordan Jonas
So, that's a loosely 10 items. And then you, uh... They basically take 10 people, fly them out into, uh, the middle of nowhere and drop them e- ev- each off by themselves. You got all the video camera equipment, and it's just self-filming. And it's basically the last one to give up wins, so-
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow, and how do they-
- JJJordan Jonas
... yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
How do you know if anyone's given up before you?
- JJJordan Jonas
You don't. You just... They're out there. You could be out... Like, previously, the show's been up, it's up to a year, you know, so there's a-
- JRJoe Rogan
A year?
- JJJordan Jonas
(laughs) Yeah, yeah. Hypothetically it could go a year, so-
- 2:07 – 6:12
Idaho farm upbringing and the freight-train ‘hobo’ years
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah, we grew up on a farm in Idaho, and that kinda just puts you in the outdoors. I'd say I kinda had... You know, but then I was doing the normal thing, working a concrete job, working at a salad dressing factory, blah, blah. And then, uh, my brother took me out riding freight trains, and we rode across the country. I just, like, hopped-
- JRJoe Rogan
Like a hobo?
- JJJordan Jonas
Like a hobo, yeah. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Did you have a stick with, like, a bundle at the end of it?
- JJJordan Jonas
Well, we were advanced, progressive hobos with backpacks. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Progressive hobos.
- JJJordan Jonas
No, but-
- JRJoe Rogan
So, you just hopped the freight trains?
- JJJordan Jonas
Jumped on a freight train, went across the country-
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- JJJordan Jonas
... up and back, and then I, uh... It was also the first time I had been, you know, alone for a while. At one point, I split up with them and rode for a week by myself. So, it was like kind of a-
- JRJoe Rogan
What year was this?
- JJJordan Jonas
This was when I was 19. I'm 37 now, so something like that.
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm bad at math.
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, cell phone or no cell phone back then?
- JJJordan Jonas
No cell phone, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
No cell phone?
- JJJordan Jonas
No cell phone.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, my God-
- JJJordan Jonas
So, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... like a crazy person-
- JJJordan Jonas
No, it was awesome.
- JRJoe Rogan
... like a caveman.
- JJJordan Jonas
It wa- it was a real taste of freedom, and I think that was kind of like a coming-of-age experience for me, 'cause I just realized, "Oh, man, I don't really wanna..." You know, I wasn't gonna be in this typical life after having experienced that. Like, every night, you know, it's like total freedom. You're up-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- JJJordan Jonas
You never know where you're gonna sleep, you never know who you're gonna meet. You're always out there in the elements. It's pretty, uh, fascinating.
- JRJoe Rogan
Now, when you did stuff like that, did you plan on doing it for a long period of time?
- JJJordan Jonas
Um, I mean, I guess we just planned to go across the country and-
- JRJoe Rogan
So-
- 6:12 – 8:15
Faith, purpose, and a leap to Russia to help build orphanages
- JJJordan Jonas
So, we did some construction jobs in Virginia, and then, uh...... and then, uh, you know, y- I was a young guy trying to figure out how to live a meaningful life or whatever, you know, "What am I gonna do with my life?" And, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
Did you have thoughts? Did you have like a aspiration?
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah, I mean, I guess to provide some context, I was... I'm like... follow a Christian path, so I was, uh, uh... I don't know if you felt that with me. It always feels like I gotta put some, uh, caveats to that, like it's like... I understand for a lot of people that means shame. I know you had, like, some mean nuns that beat you as a child. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) Yeah, you heard them?
- JJJordan Jonas
(laughs) Yeah, and I-
- JRJoe Rogan
One, one mean nun in particular straightened me right out.
- JJJordan Jonas
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
I was like, "All right."
- JJJordan Jonas
No, so I know it means a lot of things to a lot of people, but for me, it was always like... It was interesting 'cause it was summed up in like... in the Bible, like, uh, you know, "Love the Lord your God with all your heart and love your neighbor as yourself," and s- god is defined as love, and so that was kind of always the core focus for my, um, you know... how I tried to decide what I was gonna do in life. And at the time, I heard of a guy that was over in Russia building orphanages and needed help, and so felt really strongly that, "Hey, that was the right thing to do," and I-
- JRJoe Rogan
How did you hear of this?
- JJJordan Jonas
Uh, so I have a brother that's adopted, and when he grew up, he wanted to find his biological mom and just tell her, "Thanks for the (laughs) chance at life," or whatever, and when he did, turns out she had another son who was gonna go over there, and I met him, and he told me about-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, wow.
- JJJordan Jonas
... this guy, so, uh... So I b- I basically felt it was the right thing to do and bought a ticket for a year, you know, just a full year, s- go over to Russia, and, and I f- headed over there. And that was kinda how the next chapter, I guess, started in life, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
And how old were you then?
- JJJordan Jonas
Probably 21 or so- yeah, 21, mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
So 21-
- JJJordan Jonas
Mm-mm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... don't know anybody over there, don't know how to speak Russian.
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was, uh, that was interesting. I, uh... (laughs) There-
- JRJoe Rogan
Did you try to learn Russian?
- 8:15 – 16:34
Learning Russian from ex-cons: immersion, Cyrillic, and flexible grammar
- JJJordan Jonas
Oh, absolutely. So this guy that I was... that was building the orphanages is an American guy, but I went over there, and I didn't wanna live with an American 'cause I wanted to learn Russian, so he sent me to a neighboring village with, uh, these two families. Both of them were like ex-cons and, you know, (laughs) had been-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- JJJordan Jonas
... spent a lot of time in Siberian prisons.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, man.
- JJJordan Jonas
But they had changed, you know. They were like super cool dudes. One guy was just covered in prison tattoos, one of the funniest guys that I know, but he, uh...
- JRJoe Rogan
Did they drink a lot?
- JJJordan Jonas
No, they didn't. Those guys didn't 'cause they had changed their ways, you know-
- JRJoe Rogan
Ah.
- JJJordan Jonas
... and found God in prison, so they, uh, they took me in like one of their own, and, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, wow.
- JJJordan Jonas
... and I spent the better part of that year with those guys, learning the language and-
- JRJoe Rogan
How much did you know before you got there? How much Russian?
- JJJordan Jonas
Nothing, just the alphabet.
- JRJoe Rogan
Nothing?
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah, uh, so it was-
- JRJoe Rogan
Can you read it?
- JJJordan Jonas
It was brutal. Yeah, I mean, I could make the sounds 'cause I knew the alphabet, but I didn't know what anything meant, so-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, wow.
- JJJordan Jonas
So it was... Yeah, that was an interesting experience, like just very isolating, to be honest, but also it was, uh... I mean, it was pretty cool, you know, in hindsight.
- JRJoe Rogan
Did you learn to write it?
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
So you could write things to people in that... What is that called?
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Cyrillic? Is that what it's called?
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- JJJordan Jonas
Right, right, right. Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
So you could write things in Cyrillic?
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And you could read it as well?
- 16:34 – 17:34
Meeting the Evenki: nomadic reindeer life in the Siberian taiga
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah, I think a year. And the guys I lived with, so they'd, you know, both been to prison, but they'd also been in prison together with some, uh, native nomadic guy that lived up in the north of Siberia. And so, my buddy would always tell me, "Oh, you gotta meet my buddy from the north. You know, you gotta go live up there." And so, so, I was like, "Yeah, that'd be cool." And s- eventually, he, uh, connected us. You know, dude was coming through to sell furs in the city and I was there, and he introduced me. And, uh, the Evenki guy, Yura, invited me up to the far north to kinda check out his way of life.
- JRJoe Rogan
Is that the videos that you showed ... sent me?
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And you ... I'm gonna send you these ... these to you, Jamie, 'cause it's crazy. Dude's riding on reindeers.
- JJJordan Jonas
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, s- ... You, uh, you were ... What, what, what is the name of those people who are up there?
- JJJordan Jonas
So, those are the Evenki people. They live in the, like, b- you know, the taiga, the forest-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm.
- JJJordan Jonas
... up there and they, uh, are nomadic. Man, I didn't even know people like that existed until I met him 'cause they were-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, you have a video. You already have it.
- JJJordan Jonas
There you go.
- JRJoe Rogan
Look at you, wizard.
- 17:34 – 27:39
Velvet antlers, ‘supplements,’ and the odd economics of animal parts
- JJJordan Jonas
See, they're cutting the-
- JRJoe Rogan
Jamie's the best Googler of all time.
- JJJordan Jonas
... cutting the antler offa one.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, why do they cut the antlers off?
- JJJordan Jonas
They do it for a number of reason. One is because they, uh ... That antler skin ... Well, this one particularly was growing into the reindeer's eye.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- JJJordan Jonas
So they were gonna cut it off to help the reindeer. And then (laughs) , uh, you can also eat the f- the, uh, skin off the velvet.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- JJJordan Jonas
And it's, you know, Chi- uh, Chinese medicine for, uh, men's health and stuff, so ... (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, it, it actually was, uh, a thing that they were selling as a supplement.
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And they were, uh, they were selling ... Oh, man. They're digging in there and it's all bloody and shit.
- JJJordan Jonas
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Is ... Isn't it crazy? Like, uh, uh, animals with antlers, it's such a bizarre thing because they regrow them-
- JJJordan Jonas
Every year.
- JRJoe Rogan
... every year.
- JJJordan Jonas
So much energy.
- JRJoe Rogan
And they fall off.
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah, so much energy into that.
- JRJoe Rogan
And caribou, which is what a, a reindeer is-
- JJJordan Jonas
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... I believe they have the largest antlers to body size of any of the-
- JJJordan Jonas
Oh, right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... the deer family.
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah, there's some massive ones.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, hey.
- JJJordan Jonas
Oh, geez.
- JRJoe Rogan
This is getting serious.
- JJJordan Jonas
Serious.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, how often do they do that?
- 27:39 – 33:30
Injuries, field medicine, and survival know-how (ice nets, pine sap, rib breaks)
- JRJoe Rogan
What do they, what do they do if they get injured?
- JJJordan Jonas
Oh, that's a problem. They actually have... (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- JJJordan Jonas
There's good and bad out there, and it's g-... They, uh, uh... They can call in a helicopter, but i- it's so far out, you know, it'll... It's gonna be a problem. I've broken some ribs out there and had some... Myself, had some serious injuries that it just wasn't an option, you know. You just gotta tough it out 'cause there's-
- JRJoe Rogan
Like what kind of injuries-
- JJJordan Jonas
... overcast.
- JRJoe Rogan
... other than ribs?
- JJJordan Jonas
Br-... Oh, man. The... I, uh, chopped my knee with an ax one time-
- JRJoe Rogan
(inhales sharply)
- JJJordan Jonas
... which cut a tendon, that-
- JRJoe Rogan
Ooh.
- JJJordan Jonas
... tendon on the inside of your knee right in half, and the, uh... My other knee had recently had a knee surgery, so I was just laid up. Literally, like, three days, I was just laying in a teepee, couldn't move. I had to roll over, poop in a bag. (laughs) Like, I couldn't even... It was brutal. I, uh... But then-
- JRJoe Rogan
Jesus.
- JJJordan Jonas
... you know, you s-... They rubbed, like, pine sap on it, and it actually healed, and, uh...
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah, it... I- I could've swore it would get infected, but they were just... Packed it with pine sap and-
- JRJoe Rogan
Pine sap?
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah, and it healed right up pretty fast.
- JRJoe Rogan
So what happened to the ligament or the tendon that got cut?
- JJJordan Jonas
I don't know. I... It doesn't really feel as bothering me, but I didn't know it was cut at the time. It was only later when I did a...
- JRJoe Rogan
An MRI?
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah, they told me it was, but...
- JRJoe Rogan
And so, it never healed?
- JJJordan Jonas
It... Well, I'm... I don't know what it did. They said it was hanging on by a thread. I don't know if it ever healed back or what, but-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, you don't even care? You don't wanna check that out?
- JJJordan Jonas
You know, I don't, I don't notice it as being weak, so I- (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- JJJordan Jonas
... haven't bothered. My surgery knee hurts more than that knee, so I just-
- JRJoe Rogan
What kind, what kind of surgery?
- JJJordan Jonas
AC... A couple ACL surgeries.
- 33:30 – 36:11
‘Happy People’ vs. village despair: alcoholism, violence, and cultural rupture
- JJJordan Jonas
Right. Yeah, no, I, you, uh, you were, speaking of which, um, you've read those, like, Quanah Parker and stuff.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes, yeah.
- JJJordan Jonas
Movie and books and stuff. Uh, me too, and now, uh, having lived with those natives, it's like there's so much good there. You see, like, uh, they really are happy people. So there's a giant, um, difference between the people who live in the village and the people who live in the forest, and the people who live in the forest, you would genuinely call, like, happy people. Like, this is, they're knowledgeable, they're being productive, they're doing all this stuff. Whereas when you go to the village, it's just like everybody's drunk.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- JJJordan Jonas
Nobody's doing anything. It's, like, just a total wreck. Especially villages that don't have any reindeer herding connected to them because they kind of don't have their cultural context to, uh, remain connected to. So the, uh, so at least in the villages that have reindeer herding, the kids can go out in the summer and live with the reindeer herders and kind of experience that, and it gives them a source of pride. It gives them, like, uh, the experience of living in the forest becoming, like, kind of really in touch with nature and all that. And whereas in the village, it's just kind of a dark hole. Everybody drinks. N- the, in those native villages, it's like, the statistic is that one out of three people die of suicide, homicide, or accident. So it's just-
- JRJoe Rogan
Whoa.
- JJJordan Jonas
And you feel it, like, I've got some stories of that that's just brutal too. But the, uh, the, I, when I read those, like, you know, the Empire of the Summer Moon, those types-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- JJJordan Jonas
... of books, I, and I grew up with a couple good friends that were Native American, and it really made me think, like, "I wonder if you could," seeing how, how well, uh, how much of a difference it makes having that culture intact to some degree. Like, I wonder if, say, on Pine Ridge or, or, you know, on some, one of these, one of these, uh, reservations, if you could almost replicate li- something like that.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. Yeah.
- JJJordan Jonas
Like, if you could maybe take the initiative to, like, restore some buffalo herd, use a bunch of unused land that maybe the, you know, government land or, or tribal land that's kind of unused, restore a herd, and then kind of bring back those nomadic ways. It's not like everybody would have to live that way, but from my own experience watching places that have that, um, option, you know, that kind of, that are connected to that culture, uh, flourish a lot more than the ones that didn't. There were Evenki villages with no reindeer herding and ones with, and it was like night and day as far as-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- JJJordan Jonas
And so I was like, "I wonder if that would be..." Anyway, it's something I've thought about as far, yeah.
- 36:11 – 56:28
Parallels with Native American history: buffalo, land, and restoring identity
- JRJoe Rogan
It's an interesting thing to think of, but one of the things that happened to the Native Americans in this country is-
- JJJordan Jonas
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... all the pieces of land that they got for reservations sucked.
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah, no.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's-
- JJJordan Jonas
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... the dirty trick that the white man pulled.
- JJJordan Jonas
Oh, for sure. I wonder, I w- right, and I wonder if it, I mean, were, were the, is any of that land suitable for raising, like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, I'm sure some of the land is good.
- JJJordan Jonas
... buffaloes and, like, I wonder. Or-
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm saying every piece of land, but-
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... it's not really true, but a lot of it-
- JJJordan Jonas
No, for sure. Okla-
- JRJoe Rogan
... they gave them-
- JJJordan Jonas
That's why they sent them to Oklahoma and the Dakotas and, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
They sent them to some barron, barren land.
- JJJordan Jonas
Barren land, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But that was where the Comanches were anyway, right? Weren't they-
- JJJordan Jonas
Right, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... in Oklahoma?
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But, you know, before-
- JJJordan Jonas
Just bigger.
- JRJoe Rogan
... the white settlers got here and fucked everything up-
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... Oklahoma was probably pretty dope.
- JJJordan Jonas
Right. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
You know? Just a lot of animals.
- JJJordan Jonas
No, yeah, yeah.
- 56:28 – 1:06:52
Modern life vs. wilderness: attention, social media, and pandemic-era cities
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, it seems like we're becoming something different.
- JJJordan Jonas
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
It seems like we used to be this thing, this animal, that figured out how to use tools and clothes-
- JJJordan Jonas
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and figured out how to live off the land and figured out how to live in harmony with nature, and then we invented electricity.
- JJJordan Jonas
(laughs) Yeah. It changed a lot.
- JRJoe Rogan
And we ... Yeah, I mean, we, then we invented something that allowed you to project media, like whether-
- JJJordan Jonas
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... it's radio at first and then-
- JJJordan Jonas
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... television, and then, we are connected in this way where the world is ... It's a smaller place-
- JJJordan Jonas
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... in (laughs) some ways because it's ... you, you're connected to everybody.
- JJJordan Jonas
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
But it's still the same size, really.
- JJJordan Jonas
Right, right, right.
- JRJoe Rogan
And it's also far more complicated because you get so much information. There's so much-
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... shit thrown a-
- JJJordan Jonas
So much to parse.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, like Twitter. Like, I don't know if-
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... you go on Twitter, but, uh, I-
- JJJordan Jonas
I've actually saved myself from that.
- JRJoe Rogan
... dip my toe into it every now and then-
- JJJordan Jonas
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... just to peak at the fucking madness. It's like a, it's like a bunch of chimps with weapons-
- JJJordan Jonas
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... just, uh, fighting in a box.
- JJJordan Jonas
Yeah. It's br-
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