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Joe Rogan Experience #1482 - Jordan Jonas

Jordan Jonas spent 77 days living alone in the Canadian wilderness to become the winner for the sixth season of the History Channel’s reality television show “Alone.” @hobojordo

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May 28, 20202h 13mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:002:07

    What the show 'Alone' really is (10 items, self-filmed, last to tap wins)

    1. JR

      All right, we're rolling.

    2. JJ

      All right.

    3. JR

      Hey, man, thanks for doing this. I appreciate it.

    4. JJ

      Yeah, it's an honor to be here and to talk to you.

    5. JR

      My... Hey, my pleasure, honor to talk to you. I, uh, really en-... Uh, first of all, I really enjoyed you on Cuffaro Cast, so-

    6. JJ

      Oh, yeah.

    7. JR

      ... uh, shout-out to my friend, Aaron Snyder-

    8. JJ

      He says hey.

    9. JR

      ... and Frank the Tank.

    10. JJ

      (laughs)

    11. JR

      Say hey right back to him. Uh, I listened to you on the show, and I was like, "Goddamn, what an interesting guy. Uh, what a fucking crazy life-"

    12. JJ

      (laughs)

    13. JR

      "... you've had." Um, we should... So, you were on that show alone, right?

    14. JJ

      Right, right. (laughs)

    15. JR

      And, uh, explain that show for people who don't know what the fuck it is.

    16. JJ

      Yeah, so it's a, it's a show where they get, uh, 10 people. You... Each of those people get to pick out 10 basic items, you know, like an ax and a bow and a saw, and a... You know, 10 items.

    17. JR

      Just 10 items?

    18. JJ

      Right.

    19. JR

      Does that include arrows? Like, you can only have one-

    20. JJ

      Yeah, your... No, your bow comes with nine arrows.

    21. JR

      Oh, okay.

    22. JJ

      So, you get a bow and arrows, yeah, I guess is an item.

    23. JR

      Okay.

    24. JJ

      So, that's a loosely 10 items. And then you, uh... They basically take 10 people, fly them out into, uh, the middle of nowhere and drop them e- ev- each off by themselves. You got all the video camera equipment, and it's just self-filming. And it's basically the last one to give up wins, so-

    25. JR

      Wow, and how do they-

    26. JJ

      ... yeah.

    27. JR

      How do you know if anyone's given up before you?

    28. JJ

      You don't. You just... They're out there. You could be out... Like, previously, the show's been up, it's up to a year, you know, so there's a-

    29. JR

      A year?

    30. JJ

      (laughs) Yeah, yeah. Hypothetically it could go a year, so-

  2. 2:076:12

    Idaho farm upbringing and the freight-train ‘hobo’ years

    1. JJ

      Yeah, we grew up on a farm in Idaho, and that kinda just puts you in the outdoors. I'd say I kinda had... You know, but then I was doing the normal thing, working a concrete job, working at a salad dressing factory, blah, blah. And then, uh, my brother took me out riding freight trains, and we rode across the country. I just, like, hopped-

    2. JR

      Like a hobo?

    3. JJ

      Like a hobo, yeah. (laughs)

    4. JR

      Did you have a stick with, like, a bundle at the end of it?

    5. JJ

      Well, we were advanced, progressive hobos with backpacks. (laughs)

    6. JR

      Progressive hobos.

    7. JJ

      No, but-

    8. JR

      So, you just hopped the freight trains?

    9. JJ

      Jumped on a freight train, went across the country-

    10. JR

      Wow.

    11. JJ

      ... up and back, and then I, uh... It was also the first time I had been, you know, alone for a while. At one point, I split up with them and rode for a week by myself. So, it was like kind of a-

    12. JR

      What year was this?

    13. JJ

      This was when I was 19. I'm 37 now, so something like that.

    14. JR

      I'm bad at math.

    15. JJ

      Yeah.

    16. JR

      So, cell phone or no cell phone back then?

    17. JJ

      No cell phone, yeah.

    18. JR

      No cell phone?

    19. JJ

      No cell phone.

    20. JR

      Oh, my God-

    21. JJ

      So, yeah.

    22. JR

      ... like a crazy person-

    23. JJ

      No, it was awesome.

    24. JR

      ... like a caveman.

    25. JJ

      It wa- it was a real taste of freedom, and I think that was kind of like a coming-of-age experience for me, 'cause I just realized, "Oh, man, I don't really wanna..." You know, I wasn't gonna be in this typical life after having experienced that. Like, every night, you know, it's like total freedom. You're up-

    26. JR

      Yeah.

    27. JJ

      You never know where you're gonna sleep, you never know who you're gonna meet. You're always out there in the elements. It's pretty, uh, fascinating.

    28. JR

      Now, when you did stuff like that, did you plan on doing it for a long period of time?

    29. JJ

      Um, I mean, I guess we just planned to go across the country and-

    30. JR

      So-

  3. 6:128:15

    Faith, purpose, and a leap to Russia to help build orphanages

    1. JJ

      So, we did some construction jobs in Virginia, and then, uh...... and then, uh, you know, y- I was a young guy trying to figure out how to live a meaningful life or whatever, you know, "What am I gonna do with my life?" And, uh-

    2. JR

      Did you have thoughts? Did you have like a aspiration?

    3. JJ

      Yeah, I mean, I guess to provide some context, I was... I'm like... follow a Christian path, so I was, uh, uh... I don't know if you felt that with me. It always feels like I gotta put some, uh, caveats to that, like it's like... I understand for a lot of people that means shame. I know you had, like, some mean nuns that beat you as a child. (laughs)

    4. JR

      (laughs) Yeah, you heard them?

    5. JJ

      (laughs) Yeah, and I-

    6. JR

      One, one mean nun in particular straightened me right out.

    7. JJ

      (laughs)

    8. JR

      I was like, "All right."

    9. JJ

      No, so I know it means a lot of things to a lot of people, but for me, it was always like... It was interesting 'cause it was summed up in like... in the Bible, like, uh, you know, "Love the Lord your God with all your heart and love your neighbor as yourself," and s- god is defined as love, and so that was kind of always the core focus for my, um, you know... how I tried to decide what I was gonna do in life. And at the time, I heard of a guy that was over in Russia building orphanages and needed help, and so felt really strongly that, "Hey, that was the right thing to do," and I-

    10. JR

      How did you hear of this?

    11. JJ

      Uh, so I have a brother that's adopted, and when he grew up, he wanted to find his biological mom and just tell her, "Thanks for the (laughs) chance at life," or whatever, and when he did, turns out she had another son who was gonna go over there, and I met him, and he told me about-

    12. JR

      Oh, wow.

    13. JJ

      ... this guy, so, uh... So I b- I basically felt it was the right thing to do and bought a ticket for a year, you know, just a full year, s- go over to Russia, and, and I f- headed over there. And that was kinda how the next chapter, I guess, started in life, uh-

    14. JR

      And how old were you then?

    15. JJ

      Probably 21 or so- yeah, 21, mm-hmm.

    16. JR

      So 21-

    17. JJ

      Mm-mm.

    18. JR

      ... don't know anybody over there, don't know how to speak Russian.

    19. JJ

      Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was, uh, that was interesting. I, uh... (laughs) There-

    20. JR

      Did you try to learn Russian?

  4. 8:1516:34

    Learning Russian from ex-cons: immersion, Cyrillic, and flexible grammar

    1. JJ

      Oh, absolutely. So this guy that I was... that was building the orphanages is an American guy, but I went over there, and I didn't wanna live with an American 'cause I wanted to learn Russian, so he sent me to a neighboring village with, uh, these two families. Both of them were like ex-cons and, you know, (laughs) had been-

    2. JR

      Oh.

    3. JJ

      ... spent a lot of time in Siberian prisons.

    4. JR

      Oh, man.

    5. JJ

      But they had changed, you know. They were like super cool dudes. One guy was just covered in prison tattoos, one of the funniest guys that I know, but he, uh...

    6. JR

      Did they drink a lot?

    7. JJ

      No, they didn't. Those guys didn't 'cause they had changed their ways, you know-

    8. JR

      Ah.

    9. JJ

      ... and found God in prison, so they, uh, they took me in like one of their own, and, uh-

    10. JR

      Oh, wow.

    11. JJ

      ... and I spent the better part of that year with those guys, learning the language and-

    12. JR

      How much did you know before you got there? How much Russian?

    13. JJ

      Nothing, just the alphabet.

    14. JR

      Nothing?

    15. JJ

      Yeah, uh, so it was-

    16. JR

      Can you read it?

    17. JJ

      It was brutal. Yeah, I mean, I could make the sounds 'cause I knew the alphabet, but I didn't know what anything meant, so-

    18. JR

      Oh, wow.

    19. JJ

      So it was... Yeah, that was an interesting experience, like just very isolating, to be honest, but also it was, uh... I mean, it was pretty cool, you know, in hindsight.

    20. JR

      Did you learn to write it?

    21. JJ

      Yeah, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

    22. JR

      So you could write things to people in that... What is that called?

    23. JJ

      Yeah.

    24. JR

      Cyrillic? Is that what it's called?

    25. JJ

      Yeah.

    26. JR

      Yeah.

    27. JJ

      Right, right, right. Mm-hmm.

    28. JR

      So you could write things in Cyrillic?

    29. JJ

      Yeah, yeah, yeah.

    30. JR

      And you could read it as well?

  5. 16:3417:34

    Meeting the Evenki: nomadic reindeer life in the Siberian taiga

    1. JJ

      Yeah, I think a year. And the guys I lived with, so they'd, you know, both been to prison, but they'd also been in prison together with some, uh, native nomadic guy that lived up in the north of Siberia. And so, my buddy would always tell me, "Oh, you gotta meet my buddy from the north. You know, you gotta go live up there." And so, so, I was like, "Yeah, that'd be cool." And s- eventually, he, uh, connected us. You know, dude was coming through to sell furs in the city and I was there, and he introduced me. And, uh, the Evenki guy, Yura, invited me up to the far north to kinda check out his way of life.

    2. JR

      Is that the videos that you showed ... sent me?

    3. JJ

      Yeah.

    4. JR

      And you ... I'm gonna send you these ... these to you, Jamie, 'cause it's crazy. Dude's riding on reindeers.

    5. JJ

      (laughs)

    6. JR

      Like, s- ... You, uh, you were ... What, what, what is the name of those people who are up there?

    7. JJ

      So, those are the Evenki people. They live in the, like, b- you know, the taiga, the forest-

    8. JR

      Mm.

    9. JJ

      ... up there and they, uh, are nomadic. Man, I didn't even know people like that existed until I met him 'cause they were-

    10. JR

      Oh, you have a video. You already have it.

    11. JJ

      There you go.

    12. JR

      Look at you, wizard.

  6. 17:3427:39

    Velvet antlers, ‘supplements,’ and the odd economics of animal parts

    1. JJ

      See, they're cutting the-

    2. JR

      Jamie's the best Googler of all time.

    3. JJ

      ... cutting the antler offa one.

    4. JR

      So, why do they cut the antlers off?

    5. JJ

      They do it for a number of reason. One is because they, uh ... That antler skin ... Well, this one particularly was growing into the reindeer's eye.

    6. JR

      Oh.

    7. JJ

      So they were gonna cut it off to help the reindeer. And then (laughs) , uh, you can also eat the f- the, uh, skin off the velvet.

    8. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    9. JJ

      And it's, you know, Chi- uh, Chinese medicine for, uh, men's health and stuff, so ... (laughs)

    10. JR

      Well, it, it actually was, uh, a thing that they were selling as a supplement.

    11. JJ

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      And they were, uh, they were selling ... Oh, man. They're digging in there and it's all bloody and shit.

    13. JJ

      (laughs)

    14. JR

      Is ... Isn't it crazy? Like, uh, uh, animals with antlers, it's such a bizarre thing because they regrow them-

    15. JJ

      Every year.

    16. JR

      ... every year.

    17. JJ

      So much energy.

    18. JR

      And they fall off.

    19. JJ

      Yeah, so much energy into that.

    20. JR

      And caribou, which is what a, a reindeer is-

    21. JJ

      Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

    22. JR

      ... I believe they have the largest antlers to body size of any of the-

    23. JJ

      Oh, right.

    24. JR

      ... the deer family.

    25. JJ

      Yeah, there's some massive ones.

    26. JR

      Oh, hey.

    27. JJ

      Oh, geez.

    28. JR

      This is getting serious.

    29. JJ

      Serious.

    30. JR

      So, how often do they do that?

  7. 27:3933:30

    Injuries, field medicine, and survival know-how (ice nets, pine sap, rib breaks)

    1. JR

      What do they, what do they do if they get injured?

    2. JJ

      Oh, that's a problem. They actually have... (laughs)

    3. JR

      (laughs)

    4. JJ

      There's good and bad out there, and it's g-... They, uh, uh... They can call in a helicopter, but i- it's so far out, you know, it'll... It's gonna be a problem. I've broken some ribs out there and had some... Myself, had some serious injuries that it just wasn't an option, you know. You just gotta tough it out 'cause there's-

    5. JR

      Like what kind of injuries-

    6. JJ

      ... overcast.

    7. JR

      ... other than ribs?

    8. JJ

      Br-... Oh, man. The... I, uh, chopped my knee with an ax one time-

    9. JR

      (inhales sharply)

    10. JJ

      ... which cut a tendon, that-

    11. JR

      Ooh.

    12. JJ

      ... tendon on the inside of your knee right in half, and the, uh... My other knee had recently had a knee surgery, so I was just laid up. Literally, like, three days, I was just laying in a teepee, couldn't move. I had to roll over, poop in a bag. (laughs) Like, I couldn't even... It was brutal. I, uh... But then-

    13. JR

      Jesus.

    14. JJ

      ... you know, you s-... They rubbed, like, pine sap on it, and it actually healed, and, uh...

    15. JR

      Really?

    16. JJ

      Yeah, it... I- I could've swore it would get infected, but they were just... Packed it with pine sap and-

    17. JR

      Pine sap?

    18. JJ

      Yeah, and it healed right up pretty fast.

    19. JR

      So what happened to the ligament or the tendon that got cut?

    20. JJ

      I don't know. I... It doesn't really feel as bothering me, but I didn't know it was cut at the time. It was only later when I did a...

    21. JR

      An MRI?

    22. JJ

      Yeah, they told me it was, but...

    23. JR

      And so, it never healed?

    24. JJ

      It... Well, I'm... I don't know what it did. They said it was hanging on by a thread. I don't know if it ever healed back or what, but-

    25. JR

      Oh, you don't even care? You don't wanna check that out?

    26. JJ

      You know, I don't, I don't notice it as being weak, so I- (laughs)

    27. JR

      Wow.

    28. JJ

      ... haven't bothered. My surgery knee hurts more than that knee, so I just-

    29. JR

      What kind, what kind of surgery?

    30. JJ

      AC... A couple ACL surgeries.

  8. 33:3036:11

    ‘Happy People’ vs. village despair: alcoholism, violence, and cultural rupture

    1. JJ

      Right. Yeah, no, I, you, uh, you were, speaking of which, um, you've read those, like, Quanah Parker and stuff.

    2. JR

      Yes, yeah.

    3. JJ

      Movie and books and stuff. Uh, me too, and now, uh, having lived with those natives, it's like there's so much good there. You see, like, uh, they really are happy people. So there's a giant, um, difference between the people who live in the village and the people who live in the forest, and the people who live in the forest, you would genuinely call, like, happy people. Like, this is, they're knowledgeable, they're being productive, they're doing all this stuff. Whereas when you go to the village, it's just like everybody's drunk.

    4. JR

      Oh.

    5. JJ

      Nobody's doing anything. It's, like, just a total wreck. Especially villages that don't have any reindeer herding connected to them because they kind of don't have their cultural context to, uh, remain connected to. So the, uh, so at least in the villages that have reindeer herding, the kids can go out in the summer and live with the reindeer herders and kind of experience that, and it gives them a source of pride. It gives them, like, uh, the experience of living in the forest becoming, like, kind of really in touch with nature and all that. And whereas in the village, it's just kind of a dark hole. Everybody drinks. N- the, in those native villages, it's like, the statistic is that one out of three people die of suicide, homicide, or accident. So it's just-

    6. JR

      Whoa.

    7. JJ

      And you feel it, like, I've got some stories of that that's just brutal too. But the, uh, the, I, when I read those, like, you know, the Empire of the Summer Moon, those types-

    8. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    9. JJ

      ... of books, I, and I grew up with a couple good friends that were Native American, and it really made me think, like, "I wonder if you could," seeing how, how well, uh, how much of a difference it makes having that culture intact to some degree. Like, I wonder if, say, on Pine Ridge or, or, you know, on some, one of these, one of these, uh, reservations, if you could almost replicate li- something like that.

    10. JR

      Right. Yeah.

    11. JJ

      Like, if you could maybe take the initiative to, like, restore some buffalo herd, use a bunch of unused land that maybe the, you know, government land or, or tribal land that's kind of unused, restore a herd, and then kind of bring back those nomadic ways. It's not like everybody would have to live that way, but from my own experience watching places that have that, um, option, you know, that kind of, that are connected to that culture, uh, flourish a lot more than the ones that didn't. There were Evenki villages with no reindeer herding and ones with, and it was like night and day as far as-

    12. JR

      Oh.

    13. JJ

      And so I was like, "I wonder if that would be..." Anyway, it's something I've thought about as far, yeah.

  9. 36:1156:28

    Parallels with Native American history: buffalo, land, and restoring identity

    1. JR

      It's an interesting thing to think of, but one of the things that happened to the Native Americans in this country is-

    2. JJ

      Right.

    3. JR

      ... all the pieces of land that they got for reservations sucked.

    4. JJ

      Yeah, no.

    5. JR

      That's-

    6. JJ

      Right.

    7. JR

      ... the dirty trick that the white man pulled.

    8. JJ

      Oh, for sure. I wonder, I w- right, and I wonder if it, I mean, were, were the, is any of that land suitable for raising, like-

    9. JR

      Well, I'm sure some of the land is good.

    10. JJ

      ... buffaloes and, like, I wonder. Or-

    11. JR

      I'm saying every piece of land, but-

    12. JJ

      Yeah, yeah, yeah.

    13. JR

      ... it's not really true, but a lot of it-

    14. JJ

      No, for sure. Okla-

    15. JR

      ... they gave them-

    16. JJ

      That's why they sent them to Oklahoma and the Dakotas and, yeah.

    17. JR

      They sent them to some barron, barren land.

    18. JJ

      Barren land, yeah.

    19. JR

      But that was where the Comanches were anyway, right? Weren't they-

    20. JJ

      Right, yeah.

    21. JR

      ... in Oklahoma?

    22. JJ

      Yeah, yeah.

    23. JR

      But, you know, before-

    24. JJ

      Just bigger.

    25. JR

      ... the white settlers got here and fucked everything up-

    26. JJ

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      ... Oklahoma was probably pretty dope.

    28. JJ

      Right. (laughs)

    29. JR

      You know? Just a lot of animals.

    30. JJ

      No, yeah, yeah.

  10. 56:281:06:52

    Modern life vs. wilderness: attention, social media, and pandemic-era cities

    1. JR

      Well, it seems like we're becoming something different.

    2. JJ

      Mm-hmm.

    3. JR

      It seems like we used to be this thing, this animal, that figured out how to use tools and clothes-

    4. JJ

      Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

    5. JR

      ... and figured out how to live off the land and figured out how to live in harmony with nature, and then we invented electricity.

    6. JJ

      (laughs) Yeah. It changed a lot.

    7. JR

      And we ... Yeah, I mean, we, then we invented something that allowed you to project media, like whether-

    8. JJ

      Mm-hmm.

    9. JR

      ... it's radio at first and then-

    10. JJ

      Mm-hmm.

    11. JR

      ... television, and then, we are connected in this way where the world is ... It's a smaller place-

    12. JJ

      Mm-hmm.

    13. JR

      ... in (laughs) some ways because it's ... you, you're connected to everybody.

    14. JJ

      Right.

    15. JR

      But it's still the same size, really.

    16. JJ

      Right, right, right.

    17. JR

      And it's also far more complicated because you get so much information. There's so much-

    18. JJ

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      ... shit thrown a-

    20. JJ

      So much to parse.

    21. JR

      Yeah, like Twitter. Like, I don't know if-

    22. JJ

      Yeah.

    23. JR

      ... you go on Twitter, but, uh, I-

    24. JJ

      I've actually saved myself from that.

    25. JR

      ... dip my toe into it every now and then-

    26. JJ

      (laughs)

    27. JR

      ... just to peak at the fucking madness. It's like a, it's like a bunch of chimps with weapons-

    28. JJ

      Right.

    29. JR

      ... just, uh, fighting in a box.

    30. JJ

      Yeah. It's br-

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