Joe Rogan Experience #1495 - Kyle Dunnigan

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   Kyle Dunnigan smoking marijuana.…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:01

      Kyle Dunnigan smoking marijuana. This is dangerous.

   2. KDKyle Dunnigan0:04

      Is it?

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:04

      You're gonna go crazy.

   4. KDKyle Dunnigan0:05

      You think?

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:05

      Yes. Don't you watch those movies?

   6. KDKyle Dunnigan0:08

      Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah, pot drugs will, uh, make you crazy.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:11

      They'll make you nuts.

   8. KDKyle Dunnigan0:12

      Are you talking about those old videos, the old-timey black and white where they literally had-

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:15

      Reefer Madness.

   10. KDKyle Dunnigan0:16

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:17

       Yeah. Do you know where those are, wh- what those were funded by?

   12. KDKyle Dunnigan0:20

       Who?

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:21

       William Randolph Hearst.

   14. KDKyle Dunnigan0:23

       Is that right?

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:23

       Yeah, that piece of shit.

   16. KDKyle Dunnigan0:25

       He was a piece of shit, right?

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:26

       Grow spud. Yeah.

   18. KDKyle Dunnigan0:27

       And his daughter brought a gun into a bank.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:30

       Wow. Why?

   20. KDKyle Dunnigan0:31

       Right?

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       Maybe she wanted to protect her money. She's rich as fuck. It's not-

   22. KDKyle Dunnigan0:33

       Is that-

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:33

       ... like she's robbing the place.

   24. KDKyle Dunnigan0:35

       Do I have the wrong person?

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:35

       Patty Hearst.

   26. KDKyle Dunnigan0:36

       Patty Hearst. Got it.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:36

       That's right. Yeah.

   28. KDKyle Dunnigan0:37

       Okay, yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:37

       Must be related, right?

   30. KDKyle Dunnigan0:38

       Yeah.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Well, some things- …

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      everything.

   2. KDKyle Dunnigan15:00

      Well, some things-

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      And some things they should be worked up about, but the problem is there's no balance 'cause it's almost all the stuff that they're angry about ... 'Cause that's what they wanna text and tweet and Facebook about, and very little of the stuff ... Like, what's the ratio of, like, really cool stories-

   4. KDKyle Dunnigan15:14

      (coughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:14

      ... like that make you feel good, to, like, h-

   6. KDKyle Dunnigan15:17

      Man-

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:17

      ... another horror in the news? What's the ratio?

   8. KDKyle Dunnigan15:20

      It's 90-something-to-one.

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:21

      90-something-to-one. There's a new one. There's a cloud of dust that's coming from Africa across the fucking ocean and it's gonna wipe us out.

   10. KDKyle Dunnigan15:28

       Is that right? (slaps leg)

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:28

       (laughs)

   12. KDKyle Dunnigan15:28

       Really? (laughs) This year is like the devil scripted this entire year.

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:32

       Bro, we got-

   14. KDKyle Dunnigan15:32

       What does it ... What does this do?

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:34

       ... African dust. I don't know, man. I didn't know dust could fly that far, all the way across the ocean. Isn't that crazy?

   16. KDKyle Dunnigan15:40

       (sighs) Where is it right now? Like, I ... Now this is something I gotta ... I need to go-

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:43

       We're at DEFCON 5 or some shit.

   18. KDKyle Dunnigan15:45

       What happens? It's ... So the dust storm-

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:47

       (laughs)

   20. KDKyle Dunnigan15:47

       ... comes-

   21. JRJoe Rogan15:47

       I don't know. I just read it. I was like, "Oh, my God." And they said Yellowstone's ready to blow.

   22. KDKyle Dunnigan15:52

       That scares me the most.

   23. JRJoe Rogan15:53

       The most, the most. We're pretending. We're over here pretending that this, this is all permanent.

   24. JVJamie Vernon15:59

       It happens a few times a year.

   25. JRJoe Rogan16:00

       (gasps) Does it really?

   26. JVJamie Vernon16:02

       It's fairly common.

   27. KDKyle Dunnigan16:03

       But what does it-

   28. JRJoe Rogan16:03

       Oh.

   29. KDKyle Dunnigan16:03

       What does it do? This dust-

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:04

       Oh, so is this blown out of proportion for the news?
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Oh, okay. So- …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      hibernation. If you find one that should be in hibernation and it's not, that's a desperate bear.

   2. KDKyle Dunnigan30:04

      Oh, okay. So-

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:06

      Dude, fuck that.

   4. KDKyle Dunnigan30:08

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:08

      That whole movie is just fuck that. Like, why are you doing that? Why are you camping where you know the bears walk?

   6. KDKyle Dunnigan30:15

      And he's not saving any bear, like he's not trying to help-

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:16

      "I'm saving these bears."

   8. KDKyle Dunnigan30:18

      Yeah. (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:18

      It was so crazy. Like, "You sons of bitches, where are you? Where are you?"

   10. KDKyle Dunnigan30:22

       He was a lot like, uh, the Tiger King.

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:23

       I'm down here som-... He was. He was.

   12. KDKyle Dunnigan30:24

       Very similar type.

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:25

       If he got together with Tiger King-

   14. KDKyle Dunnigan30:27

       That'd be a great show.

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:28

       Well, you know what's similar about it? There's something about weird guys that get really connected to murderous animals.

   16. KDKyle Dunnigan30:34

       There's some sexual-

   17. JRJoe Rogan30:35

       Yeah, some weird shit.

   18. KDKyle Dunnigan30:36

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan30:36

       Whether it's a tiger or-

   20. KDKyle Dunnigan30:37

       Or a grizzly bear.

   21. JRJoe Rogan30:39

       ... a grizzly bear. "I'm here protecting them."

   22. KDKyle Dunnigan30:41

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan30:41

       Like, this dude is in Alaska in a paper house, right?

   24. KDKyle Dunnigan30:46

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan30:46

       He has a house made out of cloth. And he's, he's laying on top of the ground every night protecting these fucking 1,200-pound wild dog things.

   26. KDKyle Dunnigan30:55

       Yeah. And he almost got the role of Woody in The Silly Movie.

   27. JRJoe Rogan31:00

       (yawns) Yeah.

   28. KDKyle Dunnigan31:00

       Which is not true.

   29. JRJoe Rogan31:01

       It's not true. No, he's a crazy person.

   30. KDKyle Dunnigan31:04

       Yeah.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Oh. Uh-huh. Yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      thought, like, they probably talked to their friends, like, "Uh, w- we're gonna make a difference. We're gonna make a difference with this video."

   2. KDKyle Dunnigan45:05

      Oh. Uh-huh. Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:05

      Their friend's like, "You're amazing. You're so powerful."

   4. KDKyle Dunnigan45:08

      Mm-hmm.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:08

      "If anyone can make a difference, it's you, girl." And then-

   6. KDKyle Dunnigan45:10

      You have the platform. Use it.

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:11

      ... boom. Next thing you know, they're, they're making this video and they're calling their friends. Just like the one with Gal Gadot, same thing.

   8. KDKyle Dunnigan45:16

      Oh.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:16

      You call your friends. "We got this. We got this. We're gonna cure this."

   10. KDKyle Dunnigan45:19

       (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:19

       People are fucking dropping like flies in Italy. (laughs) They're just falling off balconies and shit.

   12. KDKyle Dunnigan45:24

       Ugh.

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:25

       (singing) Imagine there's no heaven.

   14. KDKyle Dunnigan45:27

       That one.

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:27

       Like... (laughs)

   16. KDKyle Dunnigan45:28

       Oh, that... I also feel bad in a way 'cause if someone, your friend asks you to do something, it, I- it's hard to say no sometimes.

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:35

       You gotta say no. You gotta say no.

   18. KDKyle Dunnigan45:36

       You gotta say no.

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:36

       You gotta tell them.

   20. KDKyle Dunnigan45:36

       I gotta say no.

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:36

       This is how I would make fun of you.

   22. KDKyle Dunnigan45:39

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan45:39

       You gotta realize what you're doing is crazy. I understand that the sentiment-

   24. KDKyle Dunnigan45:41

       You're not a pleaser.

   25. JRJoe Rogan45:42

       ... behind it is great.

   26. KDKyle Dunnigan45:44

       Yes.

   27. JRJoe Rogan45:44

       They all mean well. They all mean well. And for white people, when it comes to stuff like that, look, all white people feel guilty for something. They just do.

   28. KDKyle Dunnigan45:54

       Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan45:54

       Because Black people used to be slaves, so just that-

   30. KDKyle Dunnigan45:58

       Mm-hmm.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:06:59

   Wow. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      it legal.

   2. JVJamie Vernon1:00:01

      Wow.

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:03

      Can you find out if that's accurate?

   4. JVJamie Vernon1:00:05

      Um ...

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:05

      Jamie, what are you eating? It looks delicious.

   6. JVJamie Vernon1:00:07

      Come on, Jamie. Share.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:08

      What do you got there? Oh, the NeuroGum.

   8. JVJamie Vernon1:00:10

      What does that do? Is that top tier?

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:12

      Makes you smarter.

   10. JVJamie Vernon1:00:13

       I need one so bad.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:14

       You do too.

   12. JVJamie Vernon1:00:14

       Jamie.

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:15

       You do too. I, I do as well. (laughs)

   14. JVJamie Vernon1:00:18

       (laughs) I know, I'll smoke a joint and drink-

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:21

       Yeah.

   16. JVJamie Vernon1:00:21

       ... and then try to make good points.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:22

       Dude, we're making great points. Um, here we go. 1967. So when I ... The year I was born, interracial marriage in the United States has been fully legal in all US states since 1967.

   18. JVJamie Vernon1:00:36

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:36

       There you go. So it's like, that's not that (laughs) long ago, man.

   20. JVJamie Vernon1:00:39

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:00:39

       That's not that long ago.

   22. JVJamie Vernon1:00:40

       We had an interesting history. Uh-

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:00:42

       Yeah, and we're still, we're still getting over it.

   24. JVJamie Vernon1:00:44

       Yeah, it's ... Uh, A- American Indians, don't even start with that.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:00:49

       I'm obsessed. You see, you see that giant painting that I had out there, that Gregg Overton painting?

   26. JVJamie Vernon1:00:53

       No.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:00:54

       That big white Indian face when you walk in?

   28. JVJamie Vernon1:00:56

       Yes.

   29. Yes.

   30. Yes.

Episode duration: 3:22:25