Joe Rogan Experience #1496 - Colion Noir

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   Boom, and we're live.…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      Boom, and we're live. Hey, great to see you. Thank you for being here. Appreciate you, man.

   2. CNColion Noir0:03

      Good to be back.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:03

      Wore this just for you.

   4. CNColion Noir0:04

      Hey, yeah-

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:05

      Bam.

   6. CNColion Noir0:05

      ... I like it. I like it. (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Um, and thank you for the gift too, man.

   8. CNColion Noir0:07

      You're just pandering at this point, brother.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:09

      No.

   10. CNColion Noir0:09

       (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:09

       Come on, man. I do... I, I wore this for you.

   12. CNColion Noir0:12

       (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:12

       I, I had it. I knew I had it. I had to, I had to go find it.

   14. CNColion Noir0:15

       Yeah. (laughs)

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:15

       My daughter's friend's ex-boyfriend worked for Glock.

   16. CNColion Noir0:19

       Ah, okay.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:20

       So-

   18. CNColion Noir0:20

       Okay.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:21

       ... um, what we're talking about.

   20. CNColion Noir0:22

       Yeah. No, I had to get you a gift, man. So it's, uh, it's, uh, so my LifePod. It's, like, my portable safe 'cause you know out here in California, you have to... If you're gonna travel with a firearm-

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:30

       Right.

   22. CNColion Noir0:30

       ... it has to be in a locked case.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:32

       Right.

   24. CNColion Noir0:32

       And so when I travel out here to California, I do bring a firearm with me. I can't carry 'cause my, you know, my license isn't recognized out here, but I can keep a gun in, like, my hotel and so forth now.

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:41

       What do you have to do t-... Like, Ted Nugent can carry everywhere.

   26. CNColion Noir0:44

       Mm-hmm.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:45

       'Cause he's, like, a sheriff or some shit.

   28. CNColion Noir0:46

       Yeah. There's always, you know, you have those little special licenses, right?

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       Yeah. You gotta, you gotta... (laughs)

   30. CNColion Noir0:50

       (laughs)
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Right. …

   1. CNColion Noir15:00

      I think what people are having a problem with is the private transactions.

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:04

      Right.

   3. CNColion Noir15:04

      Right?

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:04

      Right.

   5. CNColion Noir15:04

      And so generally speaking, in most states, you don't... You're not required to force someone to get a background check if you were going to sell them a gun. Like, if you're in the business of selling guns, then that's one thing. But if you're like, "Hey, Joe, you want a gun?" And say you want to... Say you saw one of my guns and you're like, "Hey, I want to buy that gun."

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:19

      Right.

   7. CNColion Noir15:20

      Um, in Texas, I can, I can meet, meet with you. As long as I know you're not a felon or have reason to know that you're a felon or a prohibited person of some sort, I can sell you the gun.

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:29

      So you don't have to do any kind of check?

   9. CNColion Noir15:32

      No.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:32

       That's interesting.

   11. CNColion Noir15:33

       Now, I'm at liberty to say, "Hey, Joe, how about you meet me at this gun store and pay for a background check-

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:41

       Okay.

   13. CNColion Noir15:41

       ... on top of the price of the gun and then have a back... and then conduct a background check?" Which a lot of people do. A lot of people will say yes.

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:47

       But that's why.

   15. CNColion Noir15:47

       And so... But-

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:49

       But you don't have to.

   17. CNColion Noir15:49

       ... I don't like the idea that... I don't like the idea of mandating private background checks.

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:53

       Right. So, like, if you had a friend and she had a stalker-

   19. CNColion Noir15:56

       Mm-hmm.

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:56

       ... and the stalker was going to break into her house, you could legally sell her a gun in Texas right there and then?

   21. CNColion Noir16:00

       Yeah, I can just-

   22. JRJoe Rogan16:01

       And she could take it.

   23. CNColion Noir16:01

       ... I can just give her, as long as-

   24. JRJoe Rogan16:02

       You can just give her a gun.

   25. CNColion Noir16:03

       Yeah. As long as I... Like I said, as long as I don't know or have reason to know that she's a prohibited, prohibited person.

   26. JRJoe Rogan16:09

       Mm-hmm.

   27. CNColion Noir16:09

       Um, other than that, yeah, I can do that.

   28. JRJoe Rogan16:11

       And again, I, I bring this back to you are best case scenario.

   29. CNColion Noir16:14

       Mm-hmm.

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:15

       Like, for a guy like you to have a gun, I don't worry about you having a gun at all. I think you... What I'm worried about is, again, people that are psychotic, people that are on medication, people that are dangerous-
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   (laughs) …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      it's really hard to be a cop.

   2. CNColion Noir30:02

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:02

      Really-

   4. CNColion Noir30:03

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:03

      ... really, really fucking hard to be a cop. And I think the defunding of the cops is a terrible idea. I think they need way more money and I think they need training.

   6. CNColion Noir30:12

      Mm-hmm.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:12

      And I had Jocko Willink who's a former Navy SEAL.

   8. CNColion Noir30:14

      Mm-hmm.

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:15

      And, uh, he was a commander and he would, he would set up testing.And he would set up, uh, training rather. And that's what they need. They need constant training. Jaka was saying he thinks they should be training 20% of the time.

   10. CNColion Noir30:26

       Yeah. I mean, I, I honestly probably train a lot more than a lot of cops.

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:29

       I bet you've trained way more-

   12. CNColion Noir30:31

       Way more than... Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:31

       ... than most cops.

   14. CNColion Noir30:32

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:32

       And then I would always be really shocked in, uh, jujitsu class when cops would come in.

   16. CNColion Noir30:37

       Mm-hmm.

   17. JRJoe Rogan30:38

       Where they were... They had nothing.

   18. CNColion Noir30:39

       They didn't have any experience and... Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan30:40

       They had nothing.

   20. CNColion Noir30:41

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan30:41

       Like, they literally didn't know what to do in a hand-to-hand fight. And I'm like, "Man, this is crazy."

   22. CNColion Noir30:45

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan30:45

       Here it goes. "We have concluded that Rolf was aware that the taser in Brooks' possession, it was fired twice. Once it's fired twice, it presented no danger to him or to other persons." O- okay. One thing you could say-

   24. CNColion Noir30:57

       Mm-hmm.

   25. JRJoe Rogan30:57

       ... is that maybe he forgot, that it's possible that he forgot, and he saw the taser being pointed at him. But it also says he shot him in the back two times. He was running away from them.

   26. CNColion Noir31:08

       So the part... The shooting in... I think the shooting in the back-

   27. JRJoe Rogan31:11

       Yeah.

   28. CNColion Noir31:11

       ... is not as relevant as people make it.

   29. JRJoe Rogan31:14

       He says, "Howards had... office concluded at the time of Brooks' death, he did not pose a threat to the officers." He said, "Brooks was running away from the officers-"

   30. CNColion Noir31:21

       Mm-hmm.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   So who are the…

   1. CNColion Noir45:00

      so that they can come in and fill the vacuum. And then what do they do with the useless cha- what do they do with the useful idiots? They dispose of them because they are rebellious in nature, and thus, will topple the power structure that's in place then. So that's a-

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:11

      So who are the useful idiots that you think they are utilizing?

   3. CNColion Noir45:14

      The people running around screaming Black Lives Matters while rioting and looting.

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:20

      Yes.

   5. CNColion Noir45:21

      Not protesting-

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:22

      Right.

   7. CNColion Noir45:22

      ... but rioting and looting.

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:23

      That's the distinction.

   9. CNColion Noir45:24

      Yeah, mm-hmm.

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:24

       And this is what I did a shitty job of explaining. There's a lot of people that are out there protesting and I don't necessarily think they understand what, like, what needs to be done.

   11. CNColion Noir45:34

       Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:35

       What needs to be done to keep us safe is not defunding the police.

   13. CNColion Noir45:39

       Not... Re- reappropriate, maybe.

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:41

       What needs to be done is they need to go-

   15. CNColion Noir45:41

       But-

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:41

       ... through the fucking police department with a fine-tooth comb and every one of these motherfuckers that has multiple complaints, just get rid of them.

   17. CNColion Noir45:48

       Just get rid of them, yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:48

       Just get rid, find out what the fuck is going on.

   19. CNColion Noir45:50

       Yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan45:51

       If there, if the multiple complaints don't make sense-

   21. CNColion Noir45:53

       Sense, yeah. Ye- oh, yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan45:53

       ... then leave them alone. But find out, like, that guy-

   23. CNColion Noir45:56

       (laughs)

   24. JRJoe Rogan45:56

       That, that guy that killed that guy in, b- or anybody who could do that to a person, who can lean on a person's neck-

   25. CNColion Noir46:02

       Yeah, that's... Someth- something's fucking wrong with you.

   26. JRJoe Rogan46:04

       ... like that for eight minutes, something's fucking wrong with you.

   27. CNColion Noir46:05

       Yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan46:05

       And you should've never been a cop in the first place.

   29. CNColion Noir46:06

       Yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan46:06

       And we all know that there are people like that. When you talk to people that are in the military-
5. 1:00:00 – 1:02:58

   Mm-hmm. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      turned out that COVID was not nearly as deadly as we were worried it was.

   2. CNColion Noir1:00:03

      Mm-hmm.

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:04

      But it could have been.

   4. CNColion Noir1:00:04

      Yes.

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:05

      And no one could work and that's why everybody stayed locked up.

   6. CNColion Noir1:00:07

      Mm-hmm.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:07

      When that happened, that's when we needed money.That's why we needed stimulus checks. That's why we needed people to get that 1,200 bucks that they only handed out once.

   8. CNColion Noir1:00:16

      (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:16

      Like, how fucking crazy-

   10. CNColion Noir1:00:17

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:17

       ... is that? They, they handed out trillions of dollars to all these corporations and they handed 1,200-

   12. CNColion Noir1:00:23

       (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:23

       ... bucks out once to a, I mean, I don't know how any people got it-

   14. CNColion Noir1:00:26

       I don't know either, but-

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:27

       ... but that's not enough for humans to live off of-

   16. CNColion Noir1:00:28

       But you're right.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:29

       ... for three fucking months.

   18. CNColion Noir1:00:30

       If there was a time to ever do that, it was then.

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:32

       It was then.

   20. CNColion Noir1:00:32

       It was then. Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:00:32

       That was the time where big government made sense.

   22. CNColion Noir1:00:35

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:00:35

       And it didn't work out.

   24. CNColion Noir1:00:36

       No, it didn't.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:00:37

       And there was all these empty promises. And it's like, they got away with giving out one check and then they stopped.

   26. CNColion Noir1:00:42

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:00:42

       And, but it was supposed to be a constant thing, right? It was supposed to be there for-

   28. CNColion Noir1:00:45

       From what I, from my understanding-

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:00:46

       Yes.

   30. CNColion Noir1:00:46

       ... I mean, I didn't get anything clearly, but I, from my understanding, it was supposed to be a constant.

Episode duration: 2:54:23