Joe Rogan Experience #1516 - Post Malone

1. 0:00 – 0:47

   Cold open banter: dark surprises, no sleep, and “we’re rolling”

   1. PMPost Malone0:00

      I'm giving you my dark surprise.

   2. JRJoe Rogan0:04

      (clears throat) That's my Everybody's Too High song. Do do do do.

   3. PMPost Malone0:09

      Do do do do do do. (laughs)

   4. JRJoe Rogan0:12

      Right? (laughs) When it's like, "Oh, no."

   5. PMPost Malone0:16

      (laughs) This guy's fucking high.

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:18

      Grab the table. Yeah, hang on. Do do do do. Do do do do do. And we're rolling. What's up, brother? How are you?

   7. PMPost Malone0:25

      I don't even...

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:25

      What's going on?

   9. PMPost Malone0:25

      How are you?

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:26

       Got you in here, man. I'm excited, excited.

   11. PMPost Malone0:27

       You know, I'm finally, I'm finally here. I'm happy to be here.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:30

       By the light, huh? This is your shit?

   13. PMPost Malone0:31

       Yeah, come on.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:32

       All right.

   15. PMPost Malone0:33

       Cheers, sir.

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:33

       Cheers, sir.

   17. PMPost Malone0:34

       Why not?

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:34

       Pleasure.

   19. PMPost Malone0:36

       Also, precursor, I haven't slept.

   20. JRJoe Rogan0:38

       I know. We haven't slept, we're on mushrooms.

   21. PMPost Malone0:41

       (laughs)

   22. JRJoe Rogan0:41

       And, uh, let's roll. (laughs)

   23. PMPost Malone0:44

       Yeah, fuck it. We'll do it live. (laughs)

2. 0:47 – 3:41

   Why Post Malone moved to Utah (and why LA wasn’t working)

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:47

      Yeah. "Let's do it live! Fuck it!" W- why Utah, man? Why you live in Utah? What's that about?

   2. PMPost Malone0:54

      I have no idea.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:55

      Have you b- are you from there?

   4. PMPost Malone0:57

      No, sir. I was born in Syracuse, New York.

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00

      It's bea- it's beautiful there. I love it there.

   6. PMPost Malone1:01

      It is. It's absolutely something special.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:01

      I really love it. It's got a good vibe too, because it's, there's, it's almost like Utah's a secret because everybody's scared of the Mormons, so they don't go there.

   8. PMPost Malone1:11

      Right.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:12

      But then you get there and you're like, "Jesus Christ, it's beautiful. And these Mormons are so nice."

   10. PMPost Malone1:15

       Everybody's so nice.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:17

       (laughs)

   12. PMPost Malone1:17

       Everybody's so nice in Utah. And, um, you know, I did... So I don't remember what tour it was exactly, but there were supposed to be 5,000 people to show up. And then we end up getting to the show and there's 17,000 people. So we had to move it outside of the venue, right on the salt flats.

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:36

       Oh, wow.

   14. PMPost Malone1:36

       And I was just like, "If this isn't a sign from God or-"

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:44

       The aliens?

   16. PMPost Malone1:44

       ... you know, the aliens (laughs) , then I don't know what is." So I looked at houses on Zillow and I found one and fixed it all up.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:52

       (laughs)

   18. PMPost Malone1:52

       And...

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:53

       That's awesome.

   20. PMPost Malone1:54

       Now I've been there two years just about, and...

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:56

       That's a good, it's a good spot for a guy like you too, 'cause it's chill in comparison to the rest of your life, which is so crazy.

   22. PMPost Malone2:02

       Yeah, well, that's the whole shit. I couldn't do LA.

   23. JRJoe Rogan2:06

       Hmm, yeah.

   24. PMPost Malone2:06

       I couldn't do LA. Like, I moved, like I said, from Syracuse to Dallas, and then Dallas to LA when I was 18. And I... It's, it's a lot for me and I couldn't focus the way that I needed to.

   25. JRJoe Rogan2:20

       Right.

   26. PMPost Malone2:21

       So...

   27. JRJoe Rogan2:21

       On your music and-

   28. PMPost Malone2:22

       Yeah. Um, I, I never... Like, there's always, you know, before COVID-

   29. JRJoe Rogan2:27

       Mm-hmm.

   30. PMPost Malone2:27

       ... there's always something going on.
3. 3:41 – 5:37

   Mushrooms, microdosing, and the ‘VIP bracelet’ to the creative room

   1. JRJoe Rogan3:41

      If you do the right drugs, you can meet the aliens.

   2. PMPost Malone3:43

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan3:43

      We were talking about that in the green room. If you do the right amount of mushrooms in a tank, get in a float tank, you can meet aliens. 100%.

   4. PMPost Malone3:51

      Well, that's whenever you're, you're most vulnera-

   5. JRJoe Rogan3:53

      Yeah.

   6. PMPost Malone3:53

      ... like you said, most vulnerable, most, most susceptible too.

   7. JRJoe Rogan3:57

      Well, that's, that's why I like weed, you know. We were talking about weed makes you vulnerable. And I think for someone like me, that's a good thing to, like, think that way, to think-

   8. PMPost Malone4:05

      Sure.

   9. JRJoe Rogan4:06

      ... to think, uh, just, just to look at all the vulnerabilities and just the reality of life and the temporary nature of it, which, it makes me more appreciative.

   10. PMPost Malone4:14

       Right.

   11. JRJoe Rogan4:15

       I feel like the fear actually makes me more appreciative.

   12. PMPost Malone4:17

       Right.

   13. JRJoe Rogan4:17

       But mushrooms are a different animal, man. They just bring you to this weird place that's, like, right next door.

   14. PMPost Malone4:23

       Right.

   15. JRJoe Rogan4:23

       You know? It's like, it's like a hall pass to this other place. Like, you get, like, a, a VIP bracelet, you get to go into another room that's right there all the time.

   16. PMPost Malone4:33

       But you can't go in until you get that bracelet.

   17. JRJoe Rogan4:36

       Yeah.

   18. PMPost Malone4:36

       And that's the whole thing. Like, uh, I, I've been doing these microdoses for a while, and you don't really catch it until you do, like, 10, like, right off the rip.

   19. JRJoe Rogan4:47

       Mm-hmm.

   20. PMPost Malone4:47

       But then I ate these chocolates the other day.

   21. JRJoe Rogan4:50

       (laughs)

   22. PMPost Malone4:50

       Some Shroomies Chocolates. And, uh, me and l- my, my producer, Lou, we made a, uh, a Coachella set for about two hours-

   23. JRJoe Rogan5:00

       Wow.

   24. PMPost Malone5:00

       ... based off of the Roblo- do you know Roblox?

   25. JRJoe Rogan5:03

       Yes. I have girls, young daughters.

   26. PMPost Malone5:05

       (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan5:05

       I have a 10-year-old, a 12-year-old-

   28. PMPost Malone5:05

       So you know, you, do, do you know the-

   29. JRJoe Rogan5:07

       ... that are obsessed with Roblox.

   30. PMPost Malone5:07

       Do you know the death sound of Roblox?
4. 5:37 – 13:03

   Flow state, art-making ‘magic,’ and why people create at all

   1. JRJoe Rogan5:37

      Do you feel like that sometimes when ideas come to you when you're fucked up? Like, it's almost like, like it's a gift from somewhere?

   2. PMPost Malone5:45

      I have no idea. I think all of my ideas are kinda like mistakes. It's like, 'cause you never wake up and say, "Today I'm gonna write the," you know, Congratulations or any e- or any song. And you kinda just... It's, it's all about, like...... right moment, right time.

   3. JRJoe Rogan6:10

      Yeah.

   4. PMPost Malone6:10

      Like I had... Oh, I had, like, eight Bud Lights, right? And then I took just a tiny bit of shrooms. And then here, it's like... And then it just happens.

   5. JRJoe Rogan6:24

      Yeah.

   6. PMPost Malone6:24

      There's, it's- it's like, it is an accident. It is just like a spur-of-the-moment-type deal to where you're like, "Let me sing this melody over this beat," or, "Let me make this beat even." And it just kinda happens. I don't know.

   7. JRJoe Rogan6:44

      Well, that's the flow state, right? When you just... You can get out of your own way, and you can let ideas come to you. Like, w- I was talking with this dude. His name's Joe De Sena. He runs a Spartan race. He's a really smart guy, very interesting guy.

   8. PMPost Malone6:56

      Mm. Mm.

   9. JRJoe Rogan6:57

      He does a lot of stuff for kids. He's got all these kid programs. These kids do, like, difficult tasks and it... Like, they do it over-

   10. PMPost Malone7:03

       (coughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan7:03

       ... a summer camp. He gets 'em better. But what... We were talking about it, and we were talking about being healthy and all the benefits of being healthy.

   12. PMPost Malone7:09

       Sure.

   13. JRJoe Rogan7:09

       And I was like, "There's- there's a lot to that, but there's also a lot to, like, the person who binges and creates something incredible." Like-

   14. PMPost Malone7:18

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan7:18

       ... we were talking about Stephen King's books.

   16. PMPost Malone7:20

       Sure.

   17. JRJoe Rogan7:20

       Like some of the ones he doesn't even remember-

   18. PMPost Malone7:22

       Right.

   19. JRJoe Rogan7:22

       ... are the best ones 'cause he was on coke and drinking a- a fucking case of Bud.

   20. PMPost Malone7:26

       Right.

   21. JRJoe Rogan7:26

       Like, it just blasted out of his head. Chain-smoking cigarettes. And he doesn't even remember writing, I think it's Cujo. He doesn't even remember writing it. Like wrote Carrie half blacked-out. You read that book today, man, that is one of the best-

   22. PMPost Malone7:38

       Sure.

   23. JRJoe Rogan7:39

       ... fucking horror books ever.

   24. PMPost Malone7:39

       My dad's the biggest Stephen Kings fan. Stephen King fan.

   25. JRJoe Rogan7:43

       Dude.

   26. PMPost Malone7:44

       Like... And then, and-

   27. JRJoe Rogan7:44

       He's amazing.

   28. PMPost Malone7:45

       But, uh, I mean, at the end of the day, it's like, uh, to each his own.

   29. JRJoe Rogan7:49

       Yeah.

   30. PMPost Malone7:49

       You know what I mean?
5. 13:03 – 16:15

   Fame before the internet: imposters, portraits as ‘filters,’ and shaky history

   1. PMPost Malone13:03

      I always, I always think about this too, and this is a weird thought. You know how like there's famous people throughout history?

   2. JRJoe Rogan13:11

      Yeah.

   3. PMPost Malone13:11

      How the fuck do they know what they look like? Like, think about-

   4. JRJoe Rogan13:15

      (laughs)

   5. PMPost Malone13:15

      ... like in like Wild West times.

   6. JRJoe Rogan13:17

      Right.

   7. PMPost Malone13:17

      When they see a dude in a bar and he's like, "Oh, you're Crazy Bill. I've seen you." How does that work?

   8. JRJoe Rogan13:24

      How do they even know it was that guy?

   9. PMPost Malone13:25

      How do they even know? And then-

   10. JRJoe Rogan13:27

       They have photos, I guess.

   11. PMPost Malone13:28

       And then even somebody could say, "Oh, I'm Crazy Bill."

   12. JRJoe Rogan13:32

       Oh, yeah.

   13. PMPost Malone13:32

       But then how do you even believe 'em?

   14. JRJoe Rogan13:35

       Well, there's impos- there was imposter people all up until the internet, you know? There's like ... y- y- you can't be a fake Post Malone today.

   15. PMPost Malone13:43

       Right.

   16. JRJoe Rogan13:43

       But you could in 1970. You could play it off. Like, no one could get information to the real one.

   17. PMPost Malone13:47

       But then you have to think about these stories that people tell and think if it's the imposter or if it's the real dude.

   18. JRJoe Rogan13:54

       Right. There's probably a lot of fuckery when it comes to like Wild West stories. Right?

   19. PMPost Malone13:58

       Or think about even 1600s, like-

   20. JRJoe Rogan14:00

       Mm-hmm.

   21. PMPost Malone14:01

       ... "Oh, this dude was crazy with a battleax or something."

   22. JRJoe Rogan14:04

       (laughs)

   23. PMPost Malone14:04

       "I saw him cut like nine dudes in half with one swing."

   24. JRJoe Rogan14:09

       Right.

   25. PMPost Malone14:09

       But it's the wrong dude.

   26. JRJoe Rogan14:11

       Right.

   27. PMPost Malone14:12

       It's not even fucking William the, the, uh-

   28. JRJoe Rogan14:16

       Whatever he is?

   29. PMPost Malone14:17

       I don't-

   30. JRJoe Rogan14:17

       Braveheart?
6. 16:15 – 19:55

   Pirates, revolvers, and the accelerating tech of violence (to nukes)

   1. PMPost Malone16:15

      Also, there's some salty dogs-

   2. JRJoe Rogan16:17

      (laughs)

   3. PMPost Malone16:17

      ... and some rapscallions. What's a, what's a-

   4. JRJoe Rogan16:21

      Pirates.

   5. PMPost Malone16:21

      ... another pirate term? (laughs)

   6. JRJoe Rogan16:23

      Yeah. Dude, I was reading about pirates off the-

   7. PMPost Malone16:24

      Landlubber. (laughs)

   8. JRJoe Rogan16:25

      ... the coast of, uh, South Carolina. Was it Blackbeard? Is he the, the bi- the big one? It just makes you think like, Jesus Christ, like these are real people that would get ... Like, real famous dudes who'd get in boats and show up and just fuck people up and steal all their shit.

   9. PMPost Malone16:40

      So crazy.

   10. JRJoe Rogan16:40

       And they were famous for doing that.

   11. PMPost Malone16:42

       So crazy. And it's so funny you bring up Blackbeard, because I saw somebody had like some kind of sash or like, uh, like ...

   12. JRJoe Rogan16:53

       Like a Miss America?

   13. PMPost Malone16:54

       Like a bandolier.

   14. JRJoe Rogan16:55

       Oh, okay.

   15. PMPost Malone16:55

       Yeah, yeah, exactly. (laughs)

   16. JRJoe Rogan16:57

       (laughs)

   17. PMPost Malone16:57

       And it was ... Looked like you had a bunch of like black powder pistols.

   18. JRJoe Rogan17:01

       Oh.

   19. PMPost Malone17:01

       Like, you, you got one shot and then you're out.

   20. JRJoe Rogan17:03

       Mm-hmm.

   21. PMPost Malone17:04

       Like ...

   22. JRJoe Rogan17:05

       Yeah.

   23. PMPost Malone17:06

       It's so funny.

   24. JRJoe Rogan17:07

       That wasn't that long ago, man. That was the eight- early 1800s is when they came up with the revolver. The Colt came up with the revolver, and they didn't even really put it to use until the Texas Rangers. The Texas Rangers figured out how to, uh ... There was a guy named, I think it was Jack Hays. I think he's the original Texas Ranger, and basically was this badass dude who figured out how to fight the Indians on their turf. They were basically like, like the Navy Seals of the Texas frontier guys-

   25. PMPost Malone17:33

       Sure.

   26. JRJoe Rogan17:34

       ... who fought against the Comanches. And this guy figured out how to use a revolver. That wasn't that long ago, man. That's like 1840.

   27. PMPost Malone17:41

       It, it ... And it's moving so fast. You know what they say? You, they say, "God made man. Samuel Colt made him equal."

   28. JRJoe Rogan17:47

       Yeah. (laughs) That's a fucking great statement. That's what ... Colt invented the revolver. They're the ones who invented the ... I think it was a five-shot revolver. That was the first time they figured out how to fight the Comanches. They would, they would ride on a, a horse, they'd stay on the horse, they didn't get off to shoot, and they could shoot five times in a row. And they had a bunch of those cartridges. So they get ... The, the cartridges are already loaded, so they'd take it off, put a new cartridge in, fully loaded, then lock it in place.

   29. PMPost Malone18:12

       Sure. It was the whole-

   30. JRJoe Rogan18:13

       Yeah.
7. 19:55 – 38:25

   UFOs, government disclosure, and Post’s own sightings

   1. PMPost Malone19:55

      Tyler, Tyler and Ziggy are looking down at us right now. My at- those are my alien friends.

   2. JRJoe Rogan19:59

      I think that's why they're here.

   3. PMPost Malone20:01

      I agree.

   4. JRJoe Rogan20:01

      I agree.

   5. PMPost Malone20:01

      I agree wholeheartedly.

   6. JRJoe Rogan20:02

      I think they're like, "These dummies are gonna do something stupid." If aliens are real, I'm not 100% convinced-

   7. PMPost Malone20:09

      (laughs)

   8. JRJoe Rogan20:10

      ... but I'm probably like 90% convinced, but if they are real, I'm leaving the room for bullshit. It's like ... J- Jamie, get a picture of your shirt.

   9. PMPost Malone20:17

      If they're real.

   10. JRJoe Rogan20:18

       Show everybody the shirt you're wearing-

   11. PMPost Malone20:19

       (laughs)

   12. JRJoe Rogan20:19

       ... why we're talking about that. It's a UFO. It says ... Can they see it? "Believe dat." That's a dope shirt. It says-

   13. PMPost Malone20:27

       That's a saucer, if I've ever seen one.

   14. JRJoe Rogan20:29

       I think if they're, if they're here, they're not gonna love us. That's what I think.

   15. PMPost Malone20:33

       Well, that's what-

   16. JRJoe Rogan20:34

       I think they're gonna swoop in and go, "Hey, hey, hey."

   17. PMPost Malone20:37

       Well, that's-

   18. JRJoe Rogan20:37

       "Fuck."

   19. PMPost Malone20:38

       I, l- I'm 25, right? I can't speak on anything, but just looking from past experience and, you know, there's like drawings-

   20. JRJoe Rogan20:50

       Right.

   21. PMPost Malone20:50

       Like even in the Mona Lisa, there's a weird thing or whatever in the background-

   22. JRJoe Rogan20:54

       Yeah, it looks like a flying saucer.

   23. PMPost Malone20:54

       ... and shit. But there's a spike.

   24. JRJoe Rogan20:59

       Mm-hmm.

   25. PMPost Malone20:59

       It's a spike in like, because it's gettin' pretty weird here.

   26. JRJoe Rogan21:03

       The spike, they think ... It's ha- it's hard to tell because sometimes when people talk about UFOs, a bunch of other people hallucinate or lie. Like there's a lot of that.

   27. PMPost Malone21:12

       Right.

   28. JRJoe Rogan21:13

       So every time there's a real legit UFO-

   29. PMPost Malone21:14

       Right.

   30. JRJoe Rogan21:15

       ... you get a bunch of nut, just nut cases who just wanna tell crazy shit-
8. 38:25 – 1:14:04

   Ancient aliens, Anunnaki myths, and humans as engineered ‘gold miners’

   1. PMPost Malone38:25

      ... you know the Anunnaki?

   2. JRJoe Rogan38:26

      Yes.

   3. PMPost Malone38:27

      (laughs) Yes.

   4. JRJoe Rogan38:29

      Yes. Yes.

   5. PMPost Malone38:31

      My, my... Yeah, if Lou was here. I got a great friend, Lou. Shout out to Lou. He would talk your ear off-

   6. JRJoe Rogan38:37

      I was just talking to this-

   7. PMPost Malone38:37

      ... about this whole deal.

   8. JRJoe Rogan38:38

      ... about this to an actual archeologist yesterday.

   9. PMPost Malone38:40

      Or the Nephilims.

   10. JRJoe Rogan38:41

       This Bradley Garrett. Yeah, the Nephilim or the Anunnaki from planet Nibiru, all that Zacharias Hitchin stuff. You ever read those books?

   11. PMPost Malone38:48

       No, sir.

   12. JRJoe Rogan38:49

       The books are weird, man. You know what's weird? Like, there's stuff that he was saying in, like, I believe it was, like, the 1970s where he was deciphering these, uh, texts. And one of the s- things that he said is... This is the craziest one of all. Humans were genetically engineered from lower primates and they were used to har- to, uh, harvest gold, and that the Anunnaki needed gold because gold-

   13. PMPost Malone39:17

       Gold.

   14. JRJoe Rogan39:17

       ... is very plentiful here-

   15. PMPost Malone39:18

       Right.

   16. JRJoe Rogan39:19

       ... and very hard to find, very rare on their planet.

   17. PMPost Malone39:22

       Right.

   18. JRJoe Rogan39:23

       And they engineered humans to mine... (hands clap) That's why people love gold so much.

   19. PMPost Malone39:27

       Right.

   20. JRJoe Rogan39:27

       If you think about, like, the usefulness of gold.

   21. PMPost Malone39:29

       Right.

   22. JRJoe Rogan39:29

       Gold isn't even remotely... It's... Unless you're making electronics, like, gold's not the best metal. Like, why is it so valuable?

   23. PMPost Malone39:36

       Right.

   24. JRJoe Rogan39:36

       Because it's pretty? Well, it's not even the prettiest shit. Like, rubies are prettier than gold. Emeralds are prettier than gold. Why is gold so goddamn expensive?

   25. PMPost Malone39:44

       But where does diamonds fit in?

   26. JRJoe Rogan39:46

       (smacks lips) That's a good question. Probably just someone tricked a chick into thinking it was a good move.

   27. PMPost Malone39:50

       I, I was reading about, like-

   28. JRJoe Rogan39:52

       (laughs)

   29. PMPost Malone39:52

       Yeah, that's what... It's, like, one movie, she had a diamond and then-

   30. JRJoe Rogan39:57

       But what he-
9. 44:49 – 58:44

   CRISPR, cloning, and the road to ‘superhumans’ and cyborg life

   1. JRJoe Rogan44:49

      Well, maybe they figured out a way to make life. So maybe they figured out a way how to make life where you can transfer your consciousness in some eternal mechanical thing. This is what, um ... There's this, uh ... Oh my God, I can't remember his name. Oh, Ray Kurzweil, sorry. Uh, he's a guy that's obsce- he's a scientist. He's a inventor. He's got like 100 patents. Genius guy. Um, maybe not 100, but a lot. Um, and he is obsessed with downloading his consciousness into a computer. He's obsessed with the idea of technology reaching a point where you could replicate, uh, a human being i- i- in, in a way where you w- will never die. Your consciousness will actually transmit to some sort of a, a computer or an artificial body or another body that's they, they've genetically engineered. And he believes this is, like, he's, he's saying you have to look at the exponential rate of technology. Right now, that doesn't make any sense.

   2. PMPost Malone45:47

      Right.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:48

      But if you go 10 years from now, 10 years is gonna ... The 10 years time is gonna be like 100 years of progress.

   4. PMPost Malone45:54

      Well, like you said, exponentially. It's snowballing.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:56

      Yep.

   6. PMPost Malone45:56

      Snowball.

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:56

      10 years after that, 1,000 years-

   8. PMPost Malone45:58

      Right.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:58

      ... of progress. Like 20 years from now, I don't know if those are the right numbers, but 20 years from now or somewhere in that range, we could be looking at artificial life. We could be... 30 years from now, we could be looking at fake people.

   10. PMPost Malone46:08

       They're already cloning goats.

   11. JRJoe Rogan46:10

       Yeah, they've done sheep. Yeah, Dolly the sheep. Yeah. I bet they're cloning people 100%.

   12. PMPost Malone46:17

       Must be.

   13. JRJoe Rogan46:18

       100%. 100%. You don't think Russia is cloning people right now? You don't think China's cloning people right now? Why wouldn't they?

   14. PMPost Malone46:24

       I think we're cloning people.

   15. JRJoe Rogan46:26

       Well, if you think of the people that do, that treat human beings with the least amount of respect, if those ... Like, if you think of the way they treat their citizens, those people are likely to clone people. They're not gonna give a fuck. They're gonna wanna be able to-

   16. PMPost Malone46:41

       We don't give a fuck.

   17. JRJoe Rogan46:41

       ... they better be able to quick, quick to the jump. Yeah.

   18. PMPost Malone46:44

       We don't give a fuck.

   19. JRJoe Rogan46:45

       We don't give a fuck.

   20. PMPost Malone46:45

       N- I don't think anybody ... It's, it's a matter of ... It does honestly feel like, oh, everybody's just a gold miner.

   21. JRJoe Rogan47:00

       In a way 'cause we're mining technology.

   22. PMPost Malone47:02

       Everybody, I mean, even, even you sitting on your phone, you're-

   23. JRJoe Rogan47:07

       Yeah.

   24. PMPost Malone47:07

       ... contributing.

   25. JRJoe Rogan47:08

       100%, yeah.

   26. PMPost Malone47:09

       And then they're learning.

   27. JRJoe Rogan47:11

       And you want a new phone. You want a new phone next year. So you work hard-

   28. PMPost Malone47:14

       Right.

   29. JRJoe Rogan47:14

       ... so you can buy that new phone.

   30. PMPost Malone47:15

       Right.
10. 58:44 – 1:17:14

    Nature’s horror show: gators, spiders, centipedes, bees, and bug-scale nightmares

    1. PMPost Malone58:44

       What happened to the dinosaurs, Joe?

    2. JRJoe Rogan58:46

       Asteroid. Yeah, that hit the Yucatan. They know when, they know where. There's, there's something called, uh, I think it's called iridium, and it, it's really rare on earth and really common in space. And, uh, there's a thick layer of it around 65 million years ago, and it's just a giant crater in the Yucatan. That's what killed all the dinosaurs.

    3. PMPost Malone59:06

       For certain.

    4. JRJoe Rogan59:06

       Most likely. Most likely. There's some other theories about, uh, how long they lasted, which ones died off, which one ... like, like alligators-

    5. PMPost Malone59:14

       What about alligators?

    6. JRJoe Rogan59:14

       Those motherfuckers are still here.

    7. PMPost Malone59:16

       Whoa!

    8. JRJoe Rogan59:18

       Yeah. (laughs)

    9. PMPost Malone59:18

       (laughs)

    10. JRJoe Rogan59:18

        Alligators are here right now, right? Bro, one ate a kid at Disneyland a couple years back.

    11. PMPost Malone59:24

        No shit.

    12. JRJoe Rogan59:25

        It was the year before I was there. Excuse me.

    13. PMPost Malone59:26

        Ate him whole?

    14. JRJoe Rogan59:27

        Disney World, not Disneyland. Disney World's the Florida one. Ate a kid. Yeah.

    15. PMPost Malone59:31

        Whole?

    16. JRJoe Rogan59:31

        A two-year-old kid, snatched him up.

    17. PMPost Malone59:34

        Jesus Christ.

    18. JRJoe Rogan59:34

        Horrible, horrible. Playing near the water and this fucking dinosaur. And imagine you take a kid to Disney World, "Well, it's gonna be safe for sure, we're at Disney World."

    19. PMPost Malone59:42

        Yeah.

    20. JRJoe Rogan59:42

        "They've done a great job making sure-"

    21. PMPost Malone59:43

        Yeah.

    22. JRJoe Rogan59:43

        "... there's not monsters living in the pond."

    23. PMPost Malone59:45

        Yeah. Yeah.

    24. JRJoe Rogan59:46

        Nope. No, there's monsters in that pond. Fucking alligator came out and ate their kid. Look at this motherfucker. Look at this thing.

    25. PMPost Malone59:52

        That's the motherfucker? That's the guy?

    26. JRJoe Rogan59:55

        No, this is a different one.

    27. PMPost Malone59:56

        Oh.

    28. JRJoe Rogan59:56

        This is a different one. This, but look at this.

    29. PMPost Malone59:56

        I was like, "They have video of this?" (laughs)

    30. JRJoe Rogan59:58

        Bro, these people are standing just a few feet away from a goddamn dinosaur with a brain the size of a quarter. That thing doesn't give a fuck about you or your babies or your kids or ... You're just lucky.

Episode duration: 3:49:38