Joe Rogan Experience #1525 - Tim Dillon

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   Tim Dillon, fresh off…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:01

      Tim Dillon, fresh off a COVID test. How you feeling, buddy? How's the nose?

   2. TDTim Dillon0:04

      Feeling good. You know, when I go out with friends, uh, to restaurants in LA, they, you know, everybody gets the gun.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:12

      Yeah.

   4. TDTim Dillon0:12

      The temperature gun to your head. But you know what's fucked up? A lot of my friends, they don't do it, they do it to me. And I'm like, "I guess I'm the only one that looks sick." 'Cause they look at me and they go, "Get him, get him." And then I ask other people, I'm like, "Were you hit on the way in?" They're like, "No."

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:26

      What?

   6. TDTim Dillon0:26

      So I'm like... Yeah, it's weird. It's, like, arbitrary the way they do it.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:29

      They're supposed to get everybody.

   8. TDTim Dillon0:30

      I know.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:30

      Maybe they think, like, you're a little bit overweight-

   10. TDTim Dillon0:32

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:33

       ... and you could die.

   12. TDTim Dillon0:33

       They're like, "We don't want him dying at BOA Steakhouse-"

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:36

       Mmm.

   14. TDTim Dillon0:36

       "... in West Hollywood."

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:37

       Oh, you could eat outside of BOA.

   16. TDTim Dillon0:38

       They don't want me falling on a TikToker.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:40

       BOA's an outside place, you could-

   18. TDTim Dillon0:41

       BOA's all outside, yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:42

       You could eat there.

   20. TDTim Dillon0:42

       All outside.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:43

       Oh.

   22. TDTim Dillon0:44

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:44

       Those- those outside places are, they're- they're doing good.

   24. TDTim Dillon0:47

       They're jammed.

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       But the fucking inside places are doomed.

   26. TDTim Dillon0:50

       They are doomed and they will not reopen, many of them.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:52

       A lot of them.

   28. TDTim Dillon0:53

       Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:54

       Yeah.

   30. TDTim Dillon0:54

       It's a big problem.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Jesus. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      uh, slowed down in front of his house, started screaming that he's a racist.

   2. TDTim Dillon15:03

      Jesus.

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:04

      For nothing.

   4. TDTim Dillon15:05

      Yes.

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:05

      Just because, because he said that Trump is persuasive.

   6. TDTim Dillon15:08

      Right.

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:09

      And that he said that he thinks Trump is, uh, uh, essentially pulling people's strings and manipulating people in a really interesting way. And that-

   8. TDTim Dillon15:16

      Yeah. And he is. I mean, like, uh, any president does that.

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:20

      Yeah.

   10. TDTim Dillon15:20

       But Trump does it extremely well.

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:22

       Well, he does it in a non-presidential way.

   12. TDTim Dillon15:24

       Right. Right.

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:24

       That's what's weird.

   14. TDTim Dillon15:25

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:25

       It's a weird way of doing it.

   16. TDTim Dillon15:27

       He's a co-, I love con artists and grifters, and to me, Trump is the highest level, biggest con ever, most successful, you know, without a question. I mean, like, you know, he's the king of all of those. G-, every guy sitting in an office right now calling people up trying to sell them shit over the phone, that's the, Trump's the king.

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:45

       That's that guy. That's that guy.

   18. TDTim Dillon15:45

       Trump's the highest level that you can, I mean, anybody, I mean, if you're using a fake ID-

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:51

       Yeah.

   20. TDTim Dillon15:51

       ... to try to buy cigarettes, up the ladder, there's Donald Trump.

   21. JRJoe Rogan15:56

       (laughs)

   22. TDTim Dillon15:56

       Like, all the way up the ladder. And that, to me, I think 'cause everyone's like, "He's evil," or, "He's Jesus." It's like, I don't, I don't look at things that emotionally 'cause I guess I'm just not a total loser. I think that's really what it is.

   23. JRJoe Rogan16:08

       Probably.

   24. TDTim Dillon16:08

       I think if you're really f-, have nothing going on, everything becomes about politics. Which we don't, I'm never gonna meet Nancy Pel- I mean, this is a television show.

   25. JRJoe Rogan16:17

       Right.

   26. TDTim Dillon16:17

       You know? I'm not saying that real things don't happen, that people aren't affected. But this day-to-day, like, you're inundated with like, "He said she said, Pelosi, Schumer."

   27. JRJoe Rogan16:27

       Yeah.

   28. TDTim Dillon16:27

       It's like, dude, who cares?

   29. JRJoe Rogan16:30

       My favorite Pelosi and Schumer image-

   30. TDTim Dillon16:32

       Yeah.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   This is, this was…

   1. TDTim Dillon30:00

   2. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      This is, this was all pre-COVID-

   3. TDTim Dillon30:01

      Right.

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:01

      ... when this was funny.

   5. TDTim Dillon30:03

      Right.

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:03

      You know?

   7. TDTim Dillon30:03

      Right, right.

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:04

      'Cause pre-COVID this was funny. When it stopped being funny was, uh... How do you pronounce his last name? Guo? Andy Ngo. Andy Ngo.

   9. TDTim Dillon30:10

      Yeah, yeah, yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:10

       When Andy Ngo got beat up and they milkshaked him-

   11. TDTim Dillon30:12

       Right.

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:12

       ... and people were mocking. And I'm like, "Hey, wait, blah, blah, blah, blah." Why, why do you think it's okay to beat this guy up?

   13. TDTim Dillon30:17

       Right.

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:17

       Like, why do you think it's okay to steal this guy's camera? Like, no one-

   15. TDTim Dillon30:19

       Yeah. What is that?

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:20

       No one is saying this is wrong?

   17. TDTim Dillon30:21

       No one c- Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan30:22

       Then I started to say like, "Okay, this is, this is gonna be a real problem, because-"

   19. TDTim Dillon30:24

       And then the economy got shut down and you could not-

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:26

       And, and-

   21. TDTim Dillon30:26

       ... and you're like, "Oh, this will only make this bigger."

   22. JRJoe Rogan30:29

       Yeah, way bigger.

   23. TDTim Dillon30:30

       And, yeah, "This will only fuel the fire of this," yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan30:31

       But again, it's like, these people who go there, whether they're trying to light the federal building on fire or direct traffic, they have a purpose now. They have a thing, and they have a cause.

   25. TDTim Dillon30:41

       Right.

   26. JRJoe Rogan30:42

       Like when they took over that s- six sec- six block section of Portla- or Seattle rather.

   27. TDTim Dillon30:47

       Yeah, CHAZ.

   28. JRJoe Rogan30:48

       When it was... CHAZ, yeah. Or what was it? Ch- Chow- What, what'd they call it again?

   29. TDTim Dillon30:51

       CHAZ. It was CHAZ.

   30. JRJoe Rogan30:52

       Or CHOP.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Understood- …

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      act as like clouds-

   2. TDTim Dillon45:00

      Understood-

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:01

      Yeah.

   4. TDTim Dillon45:01

      ... but the reality is people get a little un-

   5. NANarrator45:04

      (laughs)

   6. TDTim Dillon45:04

      They get a little uncomfortable when a billionaire from a lair is decided to start shooting dust into the atmosphere and, you know, where is... Where is d- Is there any democratic process here where anybody will ever have any say in anything ever again?

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:21

      I saw a meme-

   8. TDTim Dillon45:21

      Or are we just gonna listen to Bezos and him do... And uh, they could do whatever they want?

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:24

      Well, it's hard to say because when you're that rich we listen anyway, because we figure-

   10. TDTim Dillon45:28

       I know.

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:28

       ... Bezos has got $200 billion or something. He's, he's must know something that we don't know, we assume.

   12. TDTim Dillon45:33

       Sure, but I mean-

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:34

       Assuming he's smarter than us.

   14. TDTim Dillon45:35

       Who knows what... You know, also they have a lot of money, I don't even think they want more money, I think a lot of them just have-

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:40

       Oh, they want more money.

   16. TDTim Dillon45:41

       Well some of them do but they also have... Uh, they just have designs on the way they want the world to look. They have an ideology.

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:47

       I trust Bezos more than I trust Bill, because Bezos doesn't wear a uniform. Bill Gates wears that Mi- Mr. Rogers uniform.

   18. TDTim Dillon45:53

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:54

       I don't trust it.

   20. TDTim Dillon45:55

       I don't... I trust Warren Buffet-

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:57

       Yes.

   22. TDTim Dillon45:57

       ... because I feel like he's in Omaha just eating eggs-

   23. JRJoe Rogan46:01

       He lives in the same fucking house that he bought in like 1980.

   24. TDTim Dillon46:03

       That's a scam though.

   25. JRJoe Rogan46:04

       You think so?

   26. TDTim Dillon46:04

       He does that, he does that so guys like us will be like, "What a down to earth guy." Like but he's-

   27. JRJoe Rogan46:09

       Right, $80 billion, lives in a $400,000 house.

   28. TDTim Dillon46:11

       Something's wrong. That makes me more suspicious than I would be if he had a man- He should have a big mansion.

   29. JRJoe Rogan46:15

       Bill Gates, well that's not even his regular outfit. The regular outfit, that's the regular outfit.

   30. TDTim Dillon46:19

       Yeah, he's a, he's a little bit of a creep.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:03:08

   Yeah, well- …

   1. TDTim Dillon1:00:00

      a lot of them care about.

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:01

      Yeah, well-

   3. TDTim Dillon1:00:01

      They just want the end.

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:02

      They think it's coming. What's going on here? Give me something. Give me some of this. What is she saying?

   5. NANarrator1:00:07

      There are some of us that, yes, we gave our life to Christ, but we've been living in sin.

   6. TDTim Dillon1:00:11

      Right.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:11

      Oh, no.

   8. NANarrator1:00:11

      There are some of us that we did, you know, we believe that God exists, but we've never surrendered our all to him.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:18

      It's not reasonable.

   10. NANarrator1:00:19

       Those of us that have known God-

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:20

       That's not reasonable.

   12. NANarrator1:00:21

       But because of the curse-

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:22

       Don't be afraid to give your all to Christ. That's all I'm saying.

   14. TDTim Dillon1:00:24

       I'd feel comfortable if she walked into a, a wait- a hospital waiting room and started treating me.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:28

       (laughs)

   16. TDTim Dillon1:00:29

       I'd feel very comfortable. And then she brought that guy out.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:32

       (laughs)

   18. TDTim Dillon1:00:32

       And she goes, "Now meet my, uh, nurse. This is my head nurse."

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:35

       You know what is interesting though? Is this po- the politicalization. Is that a word?

   20. TDTim Dillon1:00:40

       Oh, this is... She's rocking out right now.

   21. NANarrator1:00:42

       Are you following me like in the day?

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:00:46

       That's exactly like de Blasio's wife.

   23. TDTim Dillon1:00:48

       That was what- That's de Blasio's wife trying to get, trying to get a response from people in Central Park.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:00:52

       Power to the people.

   25. TDTim Dillon1:00:54

       Nothing. Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:00:56

       Yeah. Yeah. You gotta wonder.

   27. TDTim Dillon1:00:59

       It's a real nightmare out there.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:01:01

       It's weird.

   29. TDTim Dillon1:01:02

       Yeah, it's really weird.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:01:03

       If we can stay alive, it's awesome though. As long as nobody you love dies in this-

Episode duration: 2:16:49