Joe Rogan Experience #1544 - Tim Dillon

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:02

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. TDTim Dillon0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (instrumental music) I'm here with the COVID kid. COVID kid, baby.

   4. JRJoe Rogan0:15

      No, you're free. You're free.

   5. TDTim Dillon0:16

      I'm free.

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:16

      You're COVID free.

   7. TDTim Dillon0:17

      Antibodies are negative.

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:18

      Are you worried? You're traveling-

   9. TDTim Dillon0:20

      Um.

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:20

       ... in some r- r- risky circumstances.

   11. TDTim Dillon0:23

       Yeah. Well, a lot of these clubs that you work are ... They're pretty full. They're-

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:28

       I- I-

   13. TDTim Dillon0:28

       ... pretty full.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:29

       I've been looking at those lines outside your club. I'm like-

   15. TDTim Dillon0:31

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       ... how big is this place? Where are you gonna socially distance all these people?

   17. TDTim Dillon0:33

       Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:34

       (laughs)

   19. TDTim Dillon0:34

       It doesn't seem, it doesn't seem that socially distanced, but-

   20. JRJoe Rogan0:37

       At all.

   21. TDTim Dillon0:38

       I don't know, but we also don't know. Nobody, you know ... I ... Is it airborne? Can you get it?

   22. JRJoe Rogan0:43

       Yes.

   23. TDTim Dillon0:43

       It's ... It is airborne?

   24. JRJoe Rogan0:44

       100%

   25. TDTim Dillon0:44

       Well, that's not correct.

   26. JRJoe Rogan0:45

       No, you definitely can get it from the air.

   27. TDTim Dillon0:47

       Okay.

   28. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       But here's the thing, man. It's ... This is so politicized. It's been so politicized. If you look at the numbers of deaths, the numbers of deaths are way down. They talk about the numbers of, like, cases are up.

   29. TDTim Dillon0:58

       Right.

   30. JRJoe Rogan0:59

       But the deaths are way down.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Of course. …

   1. TDTim Dillon15:00

      and I don't know who's there, but that's the funny angle to say.

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:03

      Of course.

   3. TDTim Dillon15:04

      Yeah. I mean, that's-

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:04

      Yeah. Well, that's ...

   5. TDTim Dillon15:05

      You know?

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:05

      One of the things Louis C.K. said when he was talking about comedy material and, you know, getting in trouble for material, he's like, "Comedy is often saying things that you're not supposed to say."

   7. TDTim Dillon15:17

      Right.

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:17

      Like, that's why you say it 'cause-

   9. TDTim Dillon15:19

      Right.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:19

       ... everyone knows you're not supposed to say it.

   11. TDTim Dillon15:20

       That's right.

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:21

       And then you go and say it, and like, oh my God, and that's what's funny.

   13. TDTim Dillon15:24

       Yes.

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:25

       The idea that you're holding people to those thoughts as if this is like an affidavit-

   15. TDTim Dillon15:29

       Right.

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:30

       ... and they've signed this-

   17. TDTim Dillon15:30

       Right.

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:30

       ... they've worked it out with lawyers, and this is my position.

   19. TDTim Dillon15:33

       Yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:33

       And this is, this is where I stand. No. You're literally talking off the cuff, saying something preposterous like, "Ruth Bader Ginsburg is burning in hell right now."

   21. TDTim Dillon15:41

       Right.

   22. JRJoe Rogan15:42

       And you're, you're doing that just so everybody else goes, "Ah!"

   23. TDTim Dillon15:44

       It gets a big everyone goes, "Ah!"

   24. JRJoe Rogan15:46

       Yeah.

   25. TDTim Dillon15:46

       'Cause it's crazy.

   26. JRJoe Rogan15:47

       It's entertaining.

   27. TDTim Dillon15:48

       It's crazy. And maybe true.

   28. JRJoe Rogan15:50

       Well-

   29. TDTim Dillon15:50

       But what is crazy about it is that, uh, it's th- y- you know, it's the unexpected. It's the, it's the crazy, just out there-

   30. JRJoe Rogan15:57

       Yeah.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Euclid. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      of 13 and 18 in a mission called Operation Safety Net. The children found in Cleveland-... East Cleveland, Akron, Mansfield... What is that? Euclid?

   2. TDTim Dillon30:11

      Euclid.

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:11

      Euclid.

   4. TDTim Dillon30:11

      Willoughby.

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:11

      Willoughby. And even Miami, Florida. Wow.

   6. TDTim Dillon30:14

      So right there, it's an operation. That's a trafficking operation.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:16

      It, it's real.

   8. TDTim Dillon30:17

      Yeah. It's absolutely real.

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:18

      That is, that is real. And it's particularly real when, you know, you can get kids that are, uh, orphans and-

   10. TDTim Dillon30:23

       Fall through the cracks.

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:24

       ... foster kids. Yeah.

   12. TDTim Dillon30:25

       Yeah. And the government... I mean, this is what nobody really wants to admit. That, that the United States government, um, at, at, at pr- at all levels has, in many ways, like, been either a, a kind of... I won't, I won't say a sponsor of this, on the whole, but there's elements of the CIA that have allowed things like this to happen in order to get information on people. This is s- this is one of the-

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:49

       Well, that was the idea about the Epstein thing.

   14. TDTim Dillon30:50

       Absolutely, it was.

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:51

       Was that they let-

   16. TDTim Dillon30:52

       Yes.

   17. JRJoe Rogan30:52

       ... him do that-

   18. TDTim Dillon30:53

       Correct.

   19. JRJoe Rogan30:54

       ... so they would have something over these people.

   20. TDTim Dillon30:56

       Yes. And that is sick beyond human comprehension, and most people don't wanna really admit that's happening.

   21. JRJoe Rogan31:02

       Right.

   22. TDTim Dillon31:02

       And when I think... Like, a lot of the Q people found that stuff out. Then their brains melted and they were like, "Oh, but David, uh, David Spade's eating kids." It's like, that's not it.

   23. JRJoe Rogan31:11

       (laughs)

   24. TDTim Dillon31:11

       That's not where it goes. What it is, (laughs) is that you have a lot of people that are, um, you know, getting educated om- overnight.

   25. JRJoe Rogan31:22

       Yeah.

   26. TDTim Dillon31:22

       And their minds cannot handle the amount of information, much of it very disturbing.

   27. NANarrator31:27

       Uh, remember last week when you asked, uh, that like, that was the first time that, that that happened? The, uh, like Epstein-style story? And I mentioned that-

   28. JRJoe Rogan31:34

       Which, which Epstein-style story?

   29. NANarrator31:35

       Just like that, the... Just, I think you said something like, "This has never happened before, where like senators and people in government."

   30. JRJoe Rogan31:39

       (laughs) Oh, that's right, and then you found that other story.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      wants to do well for the working people. And your idea is to take a s- f- small fraction-"

   2. TDTim Dillon45:06

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:06

      "... less than a penny, of these speculation trades."

   4. TDTim Dillon45:09

      Right.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:10

      "And then take the money off of that and dedicate it to social causes."

   6. TDTim Dillon45:13

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:13

      Like, I'm in.

   8. TDTim Dillon45:14

      Yeah. I mean, if that was what it was, I think a lot of people would've been in. But it's... He's just one of those small group of politicians that, uh, is, d- doesn't get the airtime. Like, you gave him airtime.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:24

      Yeah.

   10. TDTim Dillon45:24

       But you, you, you rightly said, he had to explain that in 30 seconds.

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:28

       Yes, in, under normal circumstances. But then I gave this tepid endorsement of him, and they used that with all-

   12. TDTim Dillon45:35

       Yeah. Rage.

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:35

       ... old jokes and shit that I said.

   14. TDTim Dillon45:37

       Rage, yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:37

       "He's homophobic, transphobic, racist-"

   16. TDTim Dillon45:40

       Yeah. All the phobics.

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:40

       "... fist that, fucking everything."

   18. TDTim Dillon45:41

       Right.

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:42

       And they took him out. They took him out with their... And then the fucking DNC all aligned together to get Mayor Pete and Amy Klobuchar and Elizabeth Warren-

   20. TDTim Dillon45:51

       That's who they wanted.

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:52

       ... all di- all dive out.

   22. TDTim Dillon45:53

       That's who they- they quit.

   23. JRJoe Rogan45:54

       They quit.

   24. TDTim Dillon45:54

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan45:54

       And so that-

   26. TDTim Dillon45:55

       They handed it to Biden.

   27. JRJoe Rogan45:56

       ... Biden would get the-

   28. TDTim Dillon45:57

       Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan45:57

       It's... The whole thing was dirty.

   30. TDTim Dillon45:58

       But the DNC has rigged th- this now, like, twice against him.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:02:13

   Right. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      It's a small plastic crucifix submerged in a s- in a glass tank filled with piss, for, with his own piss. And people were losing their fucking minds that this guy dumped a plastic statue in a bucket of piss and was like-

   2. TDTim Dillon1:00:14

      Right.

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:14

      ... pawning it off.

   4. TDTim Dillon1:00:15

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:15

      And it was like, there was a, like, civil war about this. It was like a fucking ... (laughs)

   6. TDTim Dillon1:00:18

      Yeah, it was huge.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:19

      It was a real big issue.

   8. TDTim Dillon1:00:20

      Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:20

      And I wanna say, uh, no, look at the date here, but I'm gonna say this was like '87. 1985, I think it's from. 85, 85. So 1987. Yeah.

   10. TDTim Dillon1:00:28

       He was probably just like a bad artist.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:30

       Oh, okay. I was, uh, yeah, I wa- This was post-high school for me and I was still trying to figure out what made sense. (laughs)

   12. TDTim Dillon1:00:37

       (laughs) Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:38

       And I was, I was like-

   14. TDTim Dillon1:00:39

       This was your first... Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:40

       I was, I was just getting o- So it was 87 means I was 20 which means I was just getting out of the house. I was just getting out of the house when I was 20 and I was living with my friends. And, uh, I was kind of a loser who was also a winner.

   16. TDTim Dillon1:00:52

       Right.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:52

       Like I was a martial arts winner-

   18. TDTim Dillon1:00:54

       Right.

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:54

       ... but I was a loser as far as like, uh, if you looked at me on paper.

   20. TDTim Dillon1:00:58

       Right. Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:00:58

       And like, "What are you doing with your life, kid?"

   22. TDTim Dillon1:00:59

       Right.

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:00:59

       Like, "Uh, I don't know."

   24. TDTim Dillon1:01:00

       It's a problem.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:01:01

       Yeah, it was a problem. And I was trying to figure out what made sense and I heard about this and I went to see it. And I also went, (laughs) went to see a Yoko Ono art exhibit-

   26. TDTim Dillon1:01:10

       ... one of the- (laughs) one of the Yoko Ono art pieces-

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:01:13

       Jeez.

   28. TDTim Dillon1:01:13

       Yoko Ono, this was, she had a block of wood with nails in it, and there was a box of nails-

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:01:20

       Yeah.

   30. TDTim Dillon1:01:20

       ... and a hammer. And she encouraged-

Episode duration: 2:34:39