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Joe Rogan Experience #1549 - Tom Papa

Comedian and writer Tom Papa is the host of the popular podcast "Breaking Bread with Tom Papa" and the author of two books, the latest of which is "You're Doing Great! ... and Other Reasons to Stay Alive." In addition, Papa is also the co-host, along with Fortune Feimster, of the Netflix radio program "What a Joke with Papa and Fortune." It can be heard daily on Sirius XM. @TomPapaComedy

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Oct 14, 20203h 0mWatch on YouTube ↗

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    (drumming) Joe Rogan podcast,…

    1. NA

      (drumming) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

    2. TP

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

    3. JR

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (rock music) Tom Papa, welcome to Real America. I'm glad you've gotten out of your liberal hidey-hole.

    4. TP

      (laughs)

    5. JR

      You, you come here where you can eat at a real restaurant.

    6. TP

      It feels the same.

    7. JR

      Does it?

    8. TP

      It's ... Yeah.

    9. JR

      What do you mean it feels the same?

    10. TP

      Uh, it feels the same. I went to a restaurant and, uh, uh, you know. Is that what real life is now?

    11. JR

      It feels the same-

    12. TP

      Restaurant or not a restaurant?

    13. JR

      Feels the same where?

    14. TP

      (laughs)

    15. JR

      As in, as it does in LA?

    16. TP

      Just walking around.

    17. JR

      LA feels the same as this place?

    18. TP

      Uh, kinda.

    19. JR

      That's not what you were just saying before we got on the air? What are you, a fucking propaganda?

    20. TP

      (laughs)

    21. JR

      This guy comes here-

    22. TP

      No, I'll tell you what the difference is.

    23. JR

      ... he's so different off air.

    24. TP

      I'll tell you what the difference is.

    25. JR

      He was saying y'all and all kinds of shit.

    26. TP

      (laughs)

    27. NA

      Don't you hide your guns.

    28. JR

      (laughs)

    29. TP

      Eh. No, you know what I've found? I c- I'm here to eat with you by way of Denver.

    30. JR

      Mm-hmm.

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    Well, it's insanely contagious.…

    1. TP

      over it.

    2. JR

      Well, it's insanely contagious. Santino caught it giving a guy a ride home, a g- a 10-minute ride home with the windows open, and he caught it.

    3. TP

      No mask.

    4. JR

      No, they weren't wearing masks.

    5. TP

      Mm-hmm.

    6. JR

      Yeah, the guy didn't know he had it.

    7. TP

      Uh-huh.

    8. JR

      No symptoms, no coughing.

    9. TP

      Right.

    10. JR

      No nothing.

    11. TP

      Right.

    12. JR

      Gives him a ride home, 10 minutes.

    13. TP

      How did he know that that was the guy he trans-

    14. JR

      'Cause the guy called him afterwards, a couple days later, and says, "I got it."

    15. TP

      Oh.

    16. JR

      And then Santino's like, "Fuck." And then a couple days after that, Santino has it.

    17. TP

      I like Fauci. He looks like a little guy from the Bronx, and he's kinda makes me feel comfortable. And he's on the, in the administration, part of the Trump team, and he's saying, "Please, just wear the mask."

    18. JR

      Yes, but, you know, initially, he didn't say that. And the reason why he didn't say that is 'cause he wanted to make sure there was masks for first responders.

    19. TP

      Right.

    20. JR

      The problem with that mean, that means he lied. That means he said something that he knew wasn't true.

    21. TP

      I'm not perfect. Everybody lies.

    22. JR

      He said something he knew wasn't true-

    23. TP

      Mm-hmm.

    24. JR

      ... because he wanted people to react in a certain way, but then they still expect, he still expects them to trust him after that.

    25. TP

      Well-

    26. JR

      I'm not saying you shouldn't trust him.

    27. TP

      I hear you.

    28. JR

      I'm not saying it's wise or unwise, but I'm saying, in that circumstance, I wouldn't have recommended he do that.

    29. TP

      Of course not.

    30. JR

      I mean, the idea was-

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    (laughs) Is that a…

    1. TP

      you right on the lips. (laughs)

    2. JR

      (laughs) Is that a threat? He's threatening me now. Jesus, Jamie.

    3. TP

      Really, Joe.

    4. JR

      He's come here.

    5. TP

      It really is such a great thing-

    6. JR

      Oh.

    7. TP

      Because to have such a historic place that was so bright and great and then really decimated and fell on its ass...... and you're really the force that brought it back to this. Was like, oh, it was, it was just great. It was so great. And watching your story was really, really cool.

    8. JR

      Oh, thanks, man.

    9. TP

      Yeah.

    10. JR

      It was, it was heavy. It was weird to make. I cried a bunch of times thinking about Mitzi.

    11. TP

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      You know?

    13. TP

      Yeah, man.

    14. JR

      Thinking about the old days, about what it was like to come there.

    15. TP

      Yeah.

    16. JR

      You know, just to, to be a paid regular there. It's, uh, you know, it's such a polarizing place. So many people have a, a negative impression of it-

    17. TP

      Mm-hmm.

    18. JR

      ... because it's such a difficult club and there's so many killers there, and a lot of people just didn't feel like they got the respect that they deserved there. But it, it's, it's not the case. You just, it's, you needed a higher level.

    19. TP

      It's hard. It's-

    20. JR

      You, you, you're going up, you're on a lineup with 15 murderers-

    21. TP

      Yeah.

    22. JR

      ... and everyone's killing in front of you.

    23. TP

      (laughs)

    24. JR

      And there's a lot of people that would go there and they would have, like, sort of mediocre sets, and they would be upset 'cause they had a career. Like, they'd be on television shows.

    25. TP

      Sure.

    26. JR

      They'd be doing things.

    27. TP

      Yeah.

    28. JR

      And the Comedy Store would be like, "Oh, you know, we don't have any spots for you," like, what the fuck?

    29. TP

      (laughs)

    30. JR

      And they would harbor this terrible resentment.

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    Mm. …

    1. TP

      not really-

    2. JR

      Mm.

    3. TP

      ... gonna help Greg.

    4. JR

      Well, people don't know what we're talking about, but we should try to explain that there was a time where you would go to the Montreal Comedy Festival and you'd get a development deal.

    5. TP

      Yeah.

    6. JR

      And this is like everybody would cash in.

    7. TP

      Yeah.

    8. JR

      You go get a development deal-

    9. TP

      (laughs)

    10. JR

      ... and then you, they would try to do a pilot.

    11. TP

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      And I knew so many people that lost their fucking minds-

    13. TP

      (laughs)

    14. JR

      ... when they got deals to do a pilot. I had a phone call from this guy, and I'm not gonna say his name, but he's, he was a terrible comedian. He calls me up and he says, "Hey, listen, I know you've got a show that you're working on right now, but I'm telling you, my show is gonna go to air and I want you to play my brother."

    15. TP

      (laughs)

    16. JR

      I was like, "What?"

    17. TP

      (laughs)

    18. JR

      He's like, "I know it's a smaller show, but this show's guaranteed to air." Never aired.

    19. TP

      (laughs) Of course not.

    20. JR

      Never aired. And he starts t- telling me all these crazy things, like, the, like there's a guaranteed pick up. And if this doesn't pick up, then-

    21. TP

      Uh-huh.

    22. JR

      ... NBC Universal's got second position and they're gonna pick it up. Like he was drinking the Kool-Aid. It was like the craziest conversation.

    23. TP

      It's hard the first time around.

    24. JR

      Nothing ever happened for him.

    25. TP

      Right.

    26. JR

      Nothing.

    27. TP

      (laughs)

    28. JR

      Nothing ever happened for him. And when I mean nothing-

    29. TP

      Right.

    30. JR

      ... I mean nothing. I mean, that went away.

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    Yeah. …

    1. JR

      inaccessible right now.

    2. TP

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      But this Social Dilemma makes me very concerned about the future. Because all of these technologists and all of these people that have invented all this stuff that now are very unhappy-

    4. TP

      Yeah.

    5. JR

      ... it's really fascinating-

    6. TP

      And they're not-

    7. JR

      ... to see them discussing their own creations and then see outsiders who are also technologists who didn't, didn't invent these things, but are seeing the patterns in these things and understand it from, you know, a- a- a really educated perspective. They're- they're saying this could lead to civil war. Like, people are getting more and more divided. And it shows in the film how social media has made people far more polarized, far more divided than ever before. The- the red and the blue and then this and-

    8. TP

      Sure.

    9. JR

      ... you know, it's like, it's disturbing. It's-

    10. TP

      What's the most dangerous part of it and can it be corrected?

    11. JR

      Well, there's a lot of dangerous parts about it, but the thought bubbles. The- the fact that these people get in these- these bubbles.... of thought-

    12. TP

      Mm-hmm.

    13. JR

      ... where everybody around you thinks your way, and everybody who thinks a different way is the enemy.

    14. TP

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      This is a, a really dangerous part of the reality that we live in today, because it's not what we anticipated. I thought that the internet and the age of information and all that we're experiencing right now would bring about an understanding and a, a nuanced perspective-

    16. TP

      Yeah.

    17. JR

      ... in life, in all ways. Like, you'd be able to see things from other people's perspectives more, more easily, because it'd be more readily available and it would be more encouraged for you to seek out all this information. But a bunch of factors that happened at the same time all have sort of made it worse than ever before. And one of them is Trump. Trump being such a polarizing figure-

    18. TP

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      ... and w- whether or not, you know, how... Whether or not it's justified and how much of it's justified and how much of it is liberal propaganda and how much of it is Republican propaganda, when you look at the way people feel about him and the things they equate with him, like, they equate white supremacy and, you know, and, and anti-immigrant mentality and, you know, xenophobia and all these different things they think. And, and a lack of empathy, and which is probably accurate, right?

    20. TP

      Mm-hmm.

    21. JR

      If there's anything... If you could say anything about Trump, one of the things you would say that's negative is he seems to not be emp- empathetic. He doesn't seem to care about other people-

    22. TP

      Right.

    23. JR

      ... the way you would want a leader to care about people. Like, you don't-

    24. TP

      100%.

    25. JR

      You don't buy it.

    26. TP

      Right.

    27. JR

      Even when people die, like when John McCain died, he still never had any empathy for the guy.

    28. TP

      No.

    29. JR

      And, you know, it's just-

    30. TP

      Yeah.

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