Joe Rogan Experience #1555 - Alex Jones & Tim Dillon

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. NANarrator0:02

      (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (rock music) Young Jamie back in the fucking saddle. How you feeling?

   4. JVJamie Vernon0:17

      Very well, thank you.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:17

      COVID-free four days in a row now.

   6. JVJamie Vernon0:19

      I've kicked it.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:20

      Yeah. And now, uh, you still can't taste anything?

   8. JVJamie Vernon0:23

      Can't taste s- well, it's, it's-

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:24

      You like a battery?

   10. JVJamie Vernon0:24

       ... starting to come back today. But yeah, like 5% taste. Yeah, it's gotta be... Pickle juice doesn't even taste like anything.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:30

       Really?

   12. JVJamie Vernon0:30

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:30

       It just tastes like water?

   14. JVJamie Vernon0:31

       Mm-hmm.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       Whoa.

   16. JVJamie Vernon0:32

       Very weird.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:33

       But you don't have any residual symptoms? Nothing wrong?

   18. JVJamie Vernon0:35

       No, all good. Can breathe everything. Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:37

       Good to see you back, buddy.

   20. JVJamie Vernon0:38

       O2, good.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:38

       We're a little worried about you.

   22. JVJamie Vernon0:39

       Thanks.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:39

       Just a little worried about you. Not worried about you. Alex Jones.

   24. AJAlex Jones0:45

       This is the most anticipated thing I ever did. I've probably had, no exaggeration, two or 3,000 people in the last year and a half ask me, "When are you going back on Joe Rogan?" And I'm always saying, "I don't know. I don't know." And then I learned you were moving here like three, four months ago. And now we're here, and this is, this is exciting. I don't get, uh, butterflies anymore, but I actually have them here, and this is, this is great. It's good to have butterflies after about 20 years. Didn't get it the last two times I was on, didn't get it when I interviewed Trump, didn't get it on a lot of things, but I've got butterflies here today.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:11

       And Tim, motherfucking, Timmy.

   26. TDTim Dillon1:13

       Yeah, I'm just a kid in a candy store.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:15

       Me too. (laughs)

   28. TDTim Dillon1:15

       Thank you. Thank you for making this dream come true.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:17

       (laughs)

   30. TDTim Dillon1:18

       This is what I've always wanted to do, and we've made it happ-... This is my Make-A-Wish. I can die happy.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Michael Cohen. …

   1. AJAlex Jones15:00

      one that ended up going to jail, actually-

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:02

      Michael Cohen.

   3. AJAlex Jones15:02

      Michael Cohen was getting money from AT&T. Go ahead and pull it up.

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:05

      Okay.

   5. AJAlex Jones15:05

      I mean, I was just trying to give you a gestalt quick analysis.

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:08

      I understand. I, I... But I just want to... I, I've told you before, what you really need on your show is like a, a legit journalist who's right next to you with a laptop going, "Alex, hold on, hold on. Just slow down."

   7. GUGuest15:17

      But I think you're right about that because in-

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:18

      Because you get... But you get so much right-

   9. GUGuest15:20

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:20

       ... but when you get something wrong, that's what people jump with, "Look at this."

   11. AJAlex Jones15:22

       But what you gotta understand is-

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:23

       "AT&T confirms it paid Trump lawyer Michael Cohen's company."

   13. GUGuest15:27

       Yeah. No, I remember that.

   14. AJAlex Jones15:28

       But see, Joe-

   15. GUGuest15:29

       Yeah.

   16. AJAlex Jones15:29

       ... th- th- they're always saying that I'm making stuff up.

   17. GUGuest15:32

       Right, right, right.

   18. AJAlex Jones15:33

       They're lying. Now, every once in a while, my memory used to be photographic, but from everything I've done, it's not as good as it used to be. It moves really quick, okay? So when I'm saying stuff, it's just d- data knowledge, okay? And then I can like, "Okay, yeah. Did I say that?" Yeah, it's real. Check it out. But I'm not trying to make stuff up 99% of the time.

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:47

       Here it is. Here it is. "AT&T confirmed Tuesday evening that paid President Trump's personal lawyer Michael Cohen in 2017 for," in quotes, "insights into understanding the new administration." (laughs) Insights. I love that. Um, so how much did they pay him? 200,000 bucks in four separate payments of 50 bucks in late 2017, early 2018. Interesting.

   20. AJAlex Jones16:07

       Yeah, but he got paid, I think the number was 10 million total-

   21. JRJoe Rogan16:10

       Mm.

   22. AJAlex Jones16:10

       ... from a, uh, a handful of companies.

   23. JRJoe Rogan16:12

       But look how they did it.

   24. AJAlex Jones16:12

       And by the way, AT&T is-

   25. JRJoe Rogan16:13

       They did it shady. Look, Avenatti alleged that Essential Consultants, a shell company set up by Cohen before the election to pay Stormy Daniels was paid by several corporations, including AT&T. At the time, AT&T was seeking government approval for its acquisition of Time Warner, CNN's parent company.

   26. AJAlex Jones16:31

       It's a merger.

   27. GUGuest16:32

       Yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan16:32

       It's a dirty world.

   29. GUGuest16:34

       Yeah.

   30. AJAlex Jones16:34

       Yeah, but I'm telling you, AT&T is a sweetheart compared to Google and Facebook and Twitter and all these people. So I wasn't attacking them. I was giving an example of how everyone in his entourage becomes a, a lobbyist because he thinks, "I'll just cut lobbyists off." He's not taking any money. And, and... But then everyone around him becomes a lobbyist. That's what I'm saying.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Yes. Please do. …

   1. AJAlex Jones30:00

      from oil companies. I'm not, but can I please tell you what's going on?

   2. JRJoe Rogan30:02

      Yes. Please do.

   3. AJAlex Jones30:04

      You are a carbon-based life form. Let me show you what I came here with in my notes. I have right here in my notes, the carbon conspiracy, and that is specifically what I wanted to get into here with you in my notes, because this is everything.

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:21

      Are you a climate change denier?

   5. AJAlex Jones30:23

      Well, see- see, imagine. Imagine how that's how they use that term.

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:26

      Right.

   7. AJAlex Jones30:26

      "Are you a climate change denier?" It's like a 9/11 denier.

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:29

      Right.

   9. AJAlex Jones30:29

      "No, the Towers got blown up. Our government had prior warning and had been funding Al-Qaeda," and all that came out later in Senate reports, in the 28 pages.

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:36

       Let's not go there just now, because we're gonna go down a rabbit hole.

   11. AJAlex Jones30:38

       Well, that- that's true, but let's go to carbon.

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:40

       Yeah.

   13. AJAlex Jones30:40

       I- that- that, I agree with you there. Okay. What are you, what is- what is- what is- what is Joe Rogan made up out of?

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:45

       Carbon.

   15. AJAlex Jones30:46

       Okay.

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:46

       Carbon-based life form. We are literally stardust.

   17. AJAlex Jones30:49

       What are-

   18. JRJoe Rogan30:49

       That's the song, right?

   19. AJAlex Jones30:50

       Exactly. What are trees made out of?

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:52

       Um...... tree stuff?

   21. AJAlex Jones30:54

       Carbon.

   22. TDTim Dillon30:55

       Carbon.

   23. JRJoe Rogan30:55

       Yeah, b- carbon-based lifeforms. It's most of the things on the planet-

   24. AJAlex Jones30:58

       The whole planet. And so, th- this is the carbon cycle.

   25. JRJoe Rogan31:00

       Right.

   26. AJAlex Jones31:00

       This is in the mainline textbooks.

   27. JRJoe Rogan31:02

       I understand.

   28. AJAlex Jones31:02

       So, so, so just like they, they, they come out and assault reality now and say, "A little boy is biologically a girl." I don't care if he grows up and wants to be a- says he's a girl-

   29. JRJoe Rogan31:10

       Again, rabbit hole. Let's not go down this rabbit hole.

   30. AJAlex Jones31:11

       But I'm saying, it's not science. They go, "The science is settled, there's not two genders."
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   I don't know. What's…

   1. TDTim Dillon45:00

      there, there's certainly w- you know, w- we are contributing to manmade global warming. But also, what are you gonna do? What are we gonna do?

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:07

      I don't know. What's going on with them politically?

   3. TDTim Dillon45:08

      You know? I mean, that's another question. It's like, what are we gonna do?

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:09

      Why does his mic sound weird? Is it he's, he's hot? Is he on it? Or is it how I'm hearing it? I'm hearing like a breakup of his mic.

   5. AJAlex Jones45:17

      Sounds good to me.

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:18

      It does?

   7. TDTim Dillon45:18

      Sounds fine to me, yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:19

      That's weird. Okay, may- I'm sorry. It must be me.

   9. AJAlex Jones45:22

      Jamie's really low. You sound great. He sounds good.

   10. TDTim Dillon45:24

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:24

       Okay.

   12. TDTim Dillon45:25

       What is the climate control? 'Cause that's very interesting. Like the idea of using climate-

   13. AJAlex Jones45:30

       No.

   14. TDTim Dillon45:30

       ... to contr- because as you said with COVID, and we talked about this, we give up a lot of rights, right? In the name of coronavirus.

   15. AJAlex Jones45:37

       Exactly. What it, what it-

   16. TDTim Dillon45:39

       Yeah.

   17. AJAlex Jones45:39

       See, look, there's real issues. We don't really know what's going on. They wanna be able to track all carbon and tax it with a AI surveillance grid, with a social credit score over it.

   18. TDTim Dillon45:48

       Yeah.

   19. AJAlex Jones45:48

       And they admit all of that.

   20. TDTim Dillon45:50

       Yeah.

   21. AJAlex Jones45:50

       That's, Joe, they tell us what they're gonna do.

   22. JRJoe Rogan45:51

       Okay, I understand that, but you, do you understand that the environmentalists who are concerned are not the... There's a, a giant amount of them that are legitimately concerned that we're ruining the earth with ca-

   23. AJAlex Jones46:02

       Yes, I understand the greenhouse effect.

   24. JRJoe Rogan46:03

       ... with fossil fuels.

   25. AJAlex Jones46:04

       I understand the greenhouse effect.

   26. JRJoe Rogan46:05

       But these people, the reason why they're acting, the reason why they're trying to get people on electric cars and trying to get people off of fossil fuels-

   27. TDTim Dillon46:12

       (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan46:13

       Hold it, please. They're, they're legitimately concerned. Like, I don't believe that these actual environmentalists are in on some global conspiracy.

   29. AJAlex Jones46:18

       Sure, I agree with you, but I mean, here's the deal. The new Hummer looks, the new Hummer looks badass. Here's the deal.

   30. JRJoe Rogan46:23

       (laughs)
5. 1:00:00 – 1:03:59

   The right AI, yeah.…

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      they'd get rid of AI?

   2. TDTim Dillon1:00:00

      The right AI, yeah.

   3. AJAlex Jones1:00:01

      They're making us obsolete. They're making us obsolete.

   4. TDTim Dillon1:00:03

      I just don't find-

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:03

      They're trying to get rid of the workers.

   6. AJAlex Jones1:00:04

      ... dangerous, danger, danger.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:05

      If I need a fucking cooler, I like to go to Walmart. Is that okay?

   8. TDTim Dillon1:00:09

      N- not... But once you have a robot, you won't wanna go to Walmart.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:12

      Why?

   10. TDTim Dillon1:00:13

       Because it's, it's, it's dirty. It's filthy. Everyone's got COVID.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:16

       No. I listen to music-

   12. AJAlex Jones1:00:17

       Yeah, that's why they're doing the COVID, is to post-human-

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:19

       ... I get in my electric car-

   14. AJAlex Jones1:00:20

       You're nonessential under COVID. They... Listen, they want-

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:23

       Nonessential?

   16. AJAlex Jones1:00:23

       They wanna train you... Okay, listen. Look, look how calculators were great. No one knows how to do math now. Look how phones are great. No one knows their numbers anymore. All the statistics show that the science of technology is making us dumb. And that's why they wrote the big article, the co-owner of Sun Microsystems in 2000, Bill Joy wrote, "Why the Future Doesn't Need Us." And he explains, he went to a top billionaire tech conference, and they made the decision to not let humans sit around and play video games into the future, that they were just gonna slowly phase us out and kill everybody.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:50

       (scoffs) Stop. They're not trying to kill anybody.

   18. AJAlex Jones1:00:52

       Okay. Pull up "Why the Future Doesn't Need Us."

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:54

       But why, but, but listen, why do you think they're trying to kill everybody?

   20. AJAlex Jones1:00:57

       But why wouldn't, why, why wouldn't they?

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:00:58

       (laughs)

   22. AJAlex Jones1:00:58

       But why wouldn't they?

   23. TDTim Dillon1:00:58

       Can we reverse engineer the question?

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:00:59

       I don't think-

   25. AJAlex Jones1:00:59

       Because we're called useless eaters.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:01:01

       I, I don't... I don't think they're trying to kill people. I think they're trying to improve what a person is. What I think we're doing by integrating-

   27. AJAlex Jones1:01:06

       Oh, by chopping our son's balls off?

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:01:08

       Okay. Well, you're gonna go down another rabbit hole, you son of a bitch.

   29. AJAlex Jones1:01:11

       (laughs)

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:01:11

       By increasing our ability to access information and by becoming a sort of a symbiotic creature aligned with technology.

Episode duration: 3:11:08