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Joe Rogan Experience #1568 - Tom Green

Tom Green is a comedian, actor, filmmaker, and talk show host. His latest project is The Tom Green Interview: a podcast series featuring weekly conversations with celebrities, newsmakers, and everyday people. @tomgreen

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Nov 20, 20204h 36mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:021:05

    Tom Green’s ‘van life’ reset: living and podcasting on the road

    1. TG

      (drumming) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

    2. NA

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

    3. JR

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (rock music) Hello eccentric character known as-

    4. TG

      (laughs)

    5. JR

      ... Tom Green.

    6. TG

      Joe, how are you? Thank you.

    7. JR

      You're, you're the wild man living in a van now.

    8. TG

      Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

    9. JR

      You, you are that eccentric character. You go from being a television and movie star-

    10. TG

      Mm-hmm.

    11. JR

      ... to being a wild man-

    12. TG

      Uh-huh.

    13. JR

      ... traveling the land-

    14. TG

      Uh-huh.

    15. JR

      ... with your vagabond dog-

    16. TG

      Yep.

    17. JR

      ... that you got from another country.

    18. TG

      Yeah, yeah.

    19. JR

      She's a rescue from the Bahamas?

    20. TG

      Yeah, Charlie, yeah, she's a rescue-

    21. JR

      She's-

    22. TG

      ... from the Bahamas, yeah.

    23. JR

      ... she's goddamn adorable-

    24. TG

      Yeah.

    25. JR

      ... by the way.

    26. TG

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      I love her.

    28. TG

      Yeah, she's beautiful. I'll show, I'll show everyone around.

    29. JR

      And you are this eccentric character now. Look at you.

    30. TG

      I guess so. I feel like maybe ... I feel like in some ways what I'm doing right now is the most normal thing I've done in my life, but it is actually kinda crazy too.

  2. 1:052:28

    Reconnecting with Drew Barrymore after 15 years (and getting tested to appear)

    1. JR

      Is this the first time you've been tested since you got tested the last time on my show?

    2. TG

      I got tested one time between, uh, but that's a- another interesting story. But, uh-

    3. JR

      Let's hear it. What happened?

    4. TG

      Uh, well, my ex-wife asked me to come on her talk show, and I hadn't talked to her in 15 years.

    5. JR

      Oh.

    6. TG

      You know?

    7. JR

      Drew?

    8. TG

      Drew, yeah. So-

    9. JR

      Oh.

    10. TG

      And so, I thought, "Well, that's, that's-"

    11. JR

      Was that a trap?

    12. TG

      Uh, it was nice, it was nice.

    13. JR

      Did you feel, did you get nervous?

    14. TG

      It was nice, it was nice. It was nice.

    15. JR

      Oh.

    16. TG

      We had a good time.

    17. JR

      That's cool.

    18. TG

      And, uh, but I had to get tested to do the show.

    19. JR

      Oh.

    20. TG

      And, uh, but it was interesting 'cause, you know, I mean, it was very sort of, uh, interesting thing 'cause, you know, uh, we hadn't talked in 15 years.

    21. JR

      At all?

    22. TG

      At all.

    23. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    24. TG

      And, uh, and then, uh, you know, all of a sudden, uh, you know, got a call from her saying, "You wanna come and do the new show?" And her show's, her new show's really pretty wacky, you know, like, it's, she's, she's, she's getting really kinda-

    25. JR

      I like how you put your hands out for wacky.

    26. TG

      Yeah. Oh, yeah.

    27. JR

      Wacky.

    28. TG

      Like, she's definitely pushing it in a very sort of ... I, I mean, I'm enjoying the show. It's very funny what she's doing, very, very, very over the top some of the things she does on there.

    29. JR

      Do you think that's representative her, of her as well?

    30. TG

      It reminds me a lot of, of, of her when ... Well, I mean, it is her, yeah, for sure, yeah.

  3. 2:286:31

    How the van is built: Boho conversion, interior studio, and solar power setup

    1. TG

      Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You know, it's, it's, it's a whole world, man. It's a whole world that you didn't, you, you, that I didn't really even know about. Like, I didn't know in, in Canada it's called Crown Land, here it's called BLM Land, Bureau of Land Management land.

    2. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    3. TG

      I'm sure you know-

    4. JR

      Yeah.

    5. TG

      ... all about that from hunting and going out into the wilderness.

    6. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    7. TG

      I didn't really know about Bureau of Land Management land, and there's certain apps that will show you all the fire roads, all the remote places that you can go and, uh, do dispersed camping, go boon-docking they call, they call it.

    8. JR

      Does your van have off-road capabilities? Can you drive on rugged trails?

    9. TG

      Yeah, pretty good.

    10. JR

      Yeah.

    11. TG

      I got like a ... It's not, it's not an off-road vehicle. It's a, it's a, it's a Ram ProMaster 2500. It's, you know, a delivery truck that they convert into a-

    12. JR

      A lot of people are doing that these days.

    13. TG

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      My friend Tim Pool did that. He got a ... I believe he got a Ram as well.

    15. TG

      Yeah.

    16. JR

      His was a Ram, wasn't it, Jamie?

    17. TG

      I don't know. I don't remember.

    18. JR

      I think it's a Ram as well, and he did the same thing.

    19. TG

      So the-

    20. JR

      He turned it into a bug-out van.

    21. TG

      So the Ram is, is wider than the, than the Mercedes Sprinter van, which you see a lot of. It's wider, so I can actually sleep full width-wise, the bed's width-wide, wi- width-wise at the back, but, but, uh, you know, it, it was just kinda happened pretty randomly. I saw this clip online of these guys in Arizona who convert the vans. I called them up. They, they were on Shark Tank, they're, these guys, they're called Boho. This van's called Boho. They're really cool dudes.

    22. JR

      Boho?

    23. TG

      Yeah, Boho.

    24. JR

      Like B-O-H-O?

    25. TG

      Yeah. And by the way, uh, they are like ... They love this, that I'm here right now. They're your biggest fan. They, like, literally have watched e- every episode of your show, and so they're gonna take a shit right now. They're probably really happy that I'm mentioning them on the show. But, um, they, uh, they were on Shark Tank. They're just, these two young guys. They started this company where they bought Ram ProMasters, totally independent thing, and they do this great carpentry. Like, they build, build out the inside. It's all-

    26. JR

      Oh.

    27. TG

      ... cedar. They take-

    28. JR

      Do you have, uh, images of your, your van online?

    29. TG

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      There you are.

  4. 6:3114:59

    First nights on BLM land: getting stuck in the Mojave and learning quickly

    1. TG

      It's pretty good. I, I'll tell you one thing though, I am always filling up. Like, I never let it go below three quarter of a tank, 'cause-

    2. JR

      Just in case shit gets weird?

    3. TG

      ... I never know where I'm going every day.

    4. JR

      Right.

    5. TG

      That's the... Like, I got some weird stories over the last six weeks where I've just been, like, not sure where I'm gonna sleep and it's, the sun's going down and then I end up going down a crazy road. And then... The first night I got stuck in the Mojave Desert because I looked up on this app, "dispersed fire road." I'm thinking, "Oh, that's pretty cool." You know? Th- I get there and there's a sign, it says, "Tortoises crossing. Careful." I dr- start driving out into the desert. I'm 200 yards (laughs) in, I get stuck, 'cause it's the soft sand, get stuck in the soft sand. So I've been a little more careful. But, but, um-

    6. JR

      How do you get out when you get stuck in the soft sand?

    7. TG

      Call Triple A.

    8. JR

      Oh.

    9. TG

      (laughs)

    10. JR

      Triple A comes to the desert?

    11. TG

      The soft s- I was, uh, I was 100 yards from the, from the, from the freeway. It was like I hadn't even-

    12. JR

      Jesus Christ.

    13. TG

      ... gotten into it yet.

    14. JR

      (laughs)

    15. TG

      It was (laughs) , it was so pathetic. It was hilarious actually.

    16. JR

      (laughs)

    17. TG

      'Cause I'd been planning for months, you know?

    18. JR

      That's hilarious.

    19. TG

      And then all of a sudden, I'm like, I'm seeing the, you know, the free- This was, it was, like, Barstow or something like that.

    20. JR

      So, can I... K- Before we get into your adventure and I wanna-

    21. TG

      Yeah.

    22. JR

      I wanna t-

    23. TG

      Yeah.

    24. JR

      ... get more into this van build-out.

    25. TG

      Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

    26. JR

      So you started it out with just buying this van.

    27. TG

      Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

    28. JR

      Is it a new van, or did you buy it-

    29. TG

      Yeah. Brand new. Yeah.

    30. JR

      So you bought a brand new van and then you bring it to these boho guys.

  5. 14:5918:25

    Food, isolation, and COVID anxiety: cancer experience shapes his risk tolerance

    1. JR

      So, you're spending a lot of time with no people.

    2. TG

      Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

    3. JR

      Like, did it feel weird coming here? Like, is all the-

    4. TG

      Mm-hmm.

    5. JR

      ... people, security people here-

    6. TG

      Mm-hmm.

    7. JR

      ... and Jamie-

    8. TG

      Oh, yeah.

    9. JR

      ... and Jeff, and m- Did it feel weird? Like-

    10. TG

      Oh, yeah.

    11. JR

      All these people?

    12. TG

      Mm-hmm.

    13. JR

      What's it feel like?

    14. TG

      Uh ... You know, it's interesting because you start to feel a little bit ... And I think this is probably something that maybe is affecting everybody with the, the, the, the, the quarantining and the pandemic and all that stuff. Maybe not. Maybe, maybe ... Certainly not everyone's in their van. But I ... You start to get to the point where you think, "Maybe I ..." I didn't get social anxiety coming here because, like ... I know you guys are getting all tested and all that stuff, but I, I, I have a little bi- ... You know I have a little bit more paranoia about getting this virus than the average person.

    15. JR

      Because of cancer? 'Cause the fact that-

    16. TG

      I think so.

    17. JR

      ... you have cancer?

    18. TG

      I think so, yeah.

    19. JR

      Yeah. Makes sense.

    20. TG

      So, you know, 'cause I just don't ... It's not even that I feel like I'm more susceptible to it. It's just I really hate being sick. When I had cancer, I was in the hospital for six weeks. It was, like, painful. It's ... I just hate it. I f- hate that loss of control, you know? So, so ... But, no, I mean, uh-

    21. JR

      Are you taking care of yourself, like vitamin-wise? Are you taking-

    22. TG

      Uh, like, I, you know-

    23. JR

      ... supplements?

    24. TG

      I think I'm eating pretty healthy. I don't take-

    25. JR

      With your spam and Ragu?

    26. TG

      But, I mean, like, there's a lot of vitamins in that.

    27. JR

      Slow down.

    28. TG

      There's a lot of vitamins in that stuff. Um-

    29. JR

      No. No.

    30. TG

      Look, I'm, I'm, I'm, uh-

  6. 18:2525:31

    Safety in the wild: coyotes, javelinas, hunting gear, and not getting lost

    1. TG

      Yeah, I, I, I, I, uh, I also, I did bring a shotgun as well.

    2. JR

      Oh, Jesus.

    3. TG

      Mm-hmm. Yeah.

    4. JR

      For protection or for birds?

    5. TG

      Uh, (clicks tongue) well, I have-

    6. JR

      Or rabbits?

    7. TG

      ... I, I, I've been hunting, but I have not actually, uh, seen an animal yet.

    8. JR

      No animals at all?

    9. TG

      No. No. Uh, well-

    10. JR

      Are you bringing your dog?

    11. TG

      I, uh-

    12. JR

      That might be a part of the problem.

    13. TG

      Uh, no, I don't bring the dog, actually. I don't.

    14. JR

      So when you say you go hunting, what are you hunting for?

    15. TG

      Well, I, uh, in, in my mind, it would be, it would be for birds.

    16. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    17. TG

      And I have a bird gun, so. But I ha-

    18. JR

      What gauge?

    19. TG

      Uh, it's a 12-gauge.

    20. JR

      That's a big-

    21. TG

      Benelli.

    22. JR

      ... gun.

    23. TG

      Yeah.

    24. JR

      For birds.

    25. TG

      I- is it?

    26. JR

      Yeah.

    27. TG

      Well, well, I guess I got ... Yeah, I guess so. It's a Benelli 3-

    28. JR

      It's like, for ducks, I guess.

    29. TG

      Maybe. I don't even know what I'm doing, Joe. I don't know.

    30. JR

      You can ... But you're, but, but, but what birds are you targeting?

  7. 25:3133:24

    Why solitude changes you: no cell service, post-and-ghost, and self-inventory

    1. JR

      It's- there's something about those, uh, lo- alone trips that people say you're- you've- you do sort of, uh, an inventory of your life-

    2. TG

      Mm-hmm.

    3. JR

      ... and start assessing your, your behavior and who you are.

    4. TG

      Mm-hmm.

    5. JR

      And you're alone for so long that you're- you're forced to sort of think about what you've done, and are you happy with your choices in life? Are you happy with your job? Are you happy with your relationships?

    6. TG

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      Is that what you're experiencing too?

    8. TG

      Oh, yeah. Yeah.

    9. JR

      My friend Ar- uh, Aaron Snyder, he's been on the podcast before, he owns Kifaru. It's a, a big, uh, backpack company.

    10. TG

      Mm-hmm.

    11. JR

      They make, like, really super, high-end hunting backpacks, and he spends hundreds of days a year in the woods by himself.

    12. TG

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      Either by himself or with other people hunting, and he goes on these long backpacking solo adventures hunting-

    14. TG

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      ... where he goes deep into the woods many, many, many miles in by himself-

    16. TG

      Yeah.

    17. JR

      ... with just his camp on his back.

    18. TG

      Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

    19. JR

      That's it.

    20. TG

      Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

    21. JR

      And that's the thing that he always says is that you'll, you know, you get in there and then on- once you get back to civilization you wanna call ex-girlfriends and apologize-

    22. TG

      (laughs)

    23. JR

      ... and call friends and mend fences and, you know-

    24. TG

      Yeah.

    25. JR

      ... just sort of, like, give you an inventory of what you've been ... Some- I think sometimes we get caught up in momentum in life, you know, that life is, uh, a series of things that you have to do. You wake up in the morning, you have to be at work at a certain time, you try to get to the gym, you try to get this, and then you have, uh, phone calls you have to make, and then you have to, you know, sync your calendar with the other people you're working with, and then there's this and that, and then you're planning for- in two weeks we have that meeting, and this and that, and buh buh buh buh buh buh buh. And you get so caught up in momentum, you never stop to take a breath and look at yourself and look at what you're doing and go, "Is this what I like? Is this what I wanna do? Or is this something that I'm just ... Am I on this, like, sled that's flying down the side of this snow-covered mountain and I don't know exactly how I'm gonna get off of it?"

    26. TG

      Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And you made me think of something. A lot of the places I've been, no cell service.

    27. JR

      Mm. Yeah.

    28. TG

      And so it's three days and, like, maybe a text will fire out but there's no video, there's no-

    29. JR

      No reading YouTube comments.

    30. TG

      No reading YouTube comments.

  8. 33:2455:53

    Chasing beauty: Utah’s Valley of the Gods, native ruins, and ghost towns in Texas

    1. TG

      Uh, well, first I... Actually, first... So, one of the most beautiful places I went, by the way, was in Utah. I went to this place called the Valley of the Gods, on the-

    2. JR

      Oh, I've heard of that.

    3. TG

      ... on the Navajo, uh, reservation there. Oh my gosh.

    4. JR

      Yeah?

    5. TG

      Oh, there's a video of that. I don't know if you have a video of that drone shot. That is, it's like... They shot all the John Wayne movies out there in Monument Valley-

    6. JR

      Oh.

    7. TG

      ... and then just down the road is this place called the Valley of the Gods. Look at this place.

    8. JR

      Ah, man.

    9. TG

      So, look, look. All alone right there. Look at that.

    10. JR

      That's you. Look at that. That's your drone footage.

    11. TG

      Yeah, yeah.

    12. JR

      Wow.

    13. TG

      And, you know, a big part of this for me is also looking for places that are gonna pho- photograph well, you know? 'Cause I, I enjoy photography and, and video, so...

    14. JR

      Do you have all this stuff on tomgreen.com? Is this on your YouTube channel?

    15. TG

      I put it on my YouTube channel, yeah, yeah. And then I link it to my website.

    16. JR

      Wow.

    17. TG

      Yeah, it's on tomgreen.com too, yeah.

    18. JR

      Wow.

    19. TG

      So, so I get these shots. You can see Charlie chilling out there. Charlie is, like, intrigued by the drone. Like, the first 10 times I've flown it, she just sort of... (laughs) See, she's going under the van 'cause she hears the v- drone coming? She-

    20. JR

      Did you call her Chopper and Charlie?

    21. TG

      Uh, no, I, I, I must've just... No, Charlie, uh, yeah.

    22. JR

      Did someone call her Chopper? Did I just call her Chopper?

    23. TG

      I don't know. Maybe, yeah.

    24. JR

      I'm totally being dissed, right?

    25. TG

      That's a good... That's your new nickname. That's your new middle name. Charlie Chopper.

    26. JR

      Why did I call her Chopper?

    27. TG

      (laughs)

    28. JR

      Did someone else call her Chopper outside?

    29. TG

      Yeah, Charlie Charlie, yeah. Na- named after Travels with Charlie, the John Steinbeck, uh, novel.

    30. JR

      Oh.

  9. 55:531:07:11

    Rogan’s move to Austin and the Spotify era: independence vs ‘clipboard people’

    1. TG

      ... like, that was incredible. But, uh, no, it's just something, something amazing about it, for sure. But, so, yeah, yeah. It's... And by the way, like, first of all, I, I, I, I, I believe I said congratulations already, uh, off camera, but how cool is this, man? Thank you. Congratulations.

    2. JR

      Thanks, buddy.

    3. TG

      I, uh, you know, I'm super, uh, uh... It doesn't make sense to say proud of you because, I mean, what the fuck does that mean? But, you know, like, I am though. I mean, like, I just, I, I think it's so cool, and I sent you a text right after the l- after you announced your Spotify deal, and I was just thinking like, nobody has ever done that before. You know, like, like, in the history of all broadcasting. You know, I said, you know, Johnny Carson was a guy who we all looked up to back in the day, had everybody watching him. It was a different world. Television was, you know, three networks. Everybody watched Johnny. He was a guy who became this very successful person off of traditional media, but to, to do what you've done is just so incredible, and I just... Congratulations.

    4. JR

      Thanks, buddy. Thank you.

    5. TG

      You know, it's definitely something that, you know, I, I, uh, you know, we talked about this before, but I always thought, "Man, you could do that. You could do that. You could be the biggest show and not be on network TV." I always believed that, and, uh, thank you for, for, for proving it because it's, like, it's so cool, and I love the studio, by the way. It's, uh-

    6. JR

      Well, thank you for being a pioneer, man, because you gave me some of the-

    7. TG

      I mean, I'm a real pioneer now. I'm living in a log-

    8. JR

      (laughs)

    9. TG

      ... chopping wood for, for dinner.

    10. JR

      But you were a pioneer of this 'cause you gave me the seeds of the earliest ideas about doing a podcast when-

    11. TG

      Well, and you've been very kind with, with, when you've said these things to me o- over the years and last time, but, but, you know, what I, what I find amazing about it that I never was able to figure out, I was into the technology and LFI. I was never really able to figure out what is so amazing, what I- I've watched you figure out, is you've really made a show that really captures the interest of, uh, people. You know, a l- huge population of people love what you guys talk about on the show, and that's what's, what's really cool, you know? Uh, you know, just, just, I mean, how did you determine that, like, you know, I, I, I, I just watched your interview with Kanye. I just watched your interview with Alex Jones, and I'm just, I'm just seeing all these subjects that I see sw- swirling around, and I'm going, "Well, that's the kinda stuff that, like, when I go down a rabbit hole on the internet, like, I wanna, I want to, you know, learn about these-

    12. JR

      Yeah.

    13. TG

      ... things." Was there a moment where you realized, oh wait, like, if I talk about, you know, X, Y, or Z, that's really capturing people's attention? Or was it just-

    14. JR

      Never.

    15. TG

      It was just what you were interested in?

    16. JR

      Yes.

    17. TG

      Yeah.

    18. JR

      Never for a second.

    19. TG

      Mm-hmm.

    20. JR

      Never for a second have I said, "This is gonna capture people's interest."

    21. TG

      Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

    22. JR

      Never. Everything has been like, "Ooh, I wanna talk to that guy. Oh, that guy said he was in, uh, uh, uh, a navy air- uh, a navy jet and he was tracking a UFO, Commander David Fravor?

    23. TG

      Yeah.

    24. JR

      Ooh, I wanna talk to him."

    25. TG

      Yeah.

    26. JR

      "Oh, Bob Lazar said he worked on alien technology in Area S4? Oh, I wanna talk to him."

    27. TG

      Mm-hmm.

    28. JR

      "Oh, this guy said he saw Bigfoot," or, "That guys says he's working on life extension and figuring how to lengthen your telomeres," or, "This guy knows how to," you know, what- whatever it is, whatever they're, they're figuring out, the age of the universe or people are just, you know, people that are writing books or people that are, you know, former military people or people that are... Whatever they are. If, if I find them interesting... I like people. I'm a big fan of people. I like talking to all kinds of different people. I like the way their brain thinks. I like comparing the way people's brain thinks. I like, I like sorta, like, just seeing how they view the world, 'cause the way you view the world is the way you personally view the world, but it's very much influenced by the things that you've found attractive about the way the other people that you run into see things. Like, we are not individuals in the sense that we're autonomous, completely alone, without any influence whatsoever from the outside world. We are, we have multi-influences. We're constantly being influenced by our envi-... That's why your env- where you live is so important. And one of the things that I found in moving from LA to Austin...... is that where you live, it makes a big impact on the amount of stress you have and how you feel. I feel so much better here. Just right away. Disconnected from Hollywood, disconnected from, you know, traditional forms of show business. But also, the people here, the people here are different.

    29. TG

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      They're more relaxed.

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