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Tom Green’s ‘van life’ reset: living and podcasting on the road
- TGTom Green
(drumming) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
- NANarrator
The Joe Rogan Experience.
- JRJoe Rogan
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (rock music) Hello eccentric character known as-
- TGTom Green
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... Tom Green.
- TGTom Green
Joe, how are you? Thank you.
- JRJoe Rogan
You're, you're the wild man living in a van now.
- TGTom Green
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You, you are that eccentric character. You go from being a television and movie star-
- TGTom Green
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... to being a wild man-
- TGTom Green
Uh-huh.
- JRJoe Rogan
... traveling the land-
- TGTom Green
Uh-huh.
- JRJoe Rogan
... with your vagabond dog-
- TGTom Green
Yep.
- JRJoe Rogan
... that you got from another country.
- TGTom Green
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
She's a rescue from the Bahamas?
- TGTom Green
Yeah, Charlie, yeah, she's a rescue-
- JRJoe Rogan
She's-
- TGTom Green
... from the Bahamas, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... she's goddamn adorable-
- TGTom Green
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... by the way.
- TGTom Green
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I love her.
- TGTom Green
Yeah, she's beautiful. I'll show, I'll show everyone around.
- JRJoe Rogan
And you are this eccentric character now. Look at you.
- TGTom Green
I guess so. I feel like maybe ... I feel like in some ways what I'm doing right now is the most normal thing I've done in my life, but it is actually kinda crazy too.
- 1:05 – 2:28
Reconnecting with Drew Barrymore after 15 years (and getting tested to appear)
- JRJoe Rogan
Is this the first time you've been tested since you got tested the last time on my show?
- TGTom Green
I got tested one time between, uh, but that's a- another interesting story. But, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
Let's hear it. What happened?
- TGTom Green
Uh, well, my ex-wife asked me to come on her talk show, and I hadn't talked to her in 15 years.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- TGTom Green
You know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Drew?
- TGTom Green
Drew, yeah. So-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- TGTom Green
And so, I thought, "Well, that's, that's-"
- JRJoe Rogan
Was that a trap?
- TGTom Green
Uh, it was nice, it was nice.
- JRJoe Rogan
Did you feel, did you get nervous?
- TGTom Green
It was nice, it was nice. It was nice.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- TGTom Green
We had a good time.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's cool.
- TGTom Green
And, uh, but I had to get tested to do the show.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- TGTom Green
And, uh, but it was interesting 'cause, you know, I mean, it was very sort of, uh, interesting thing 'cause, you know, uh, we hadn't talked in 15 years.
- JRJoe Rogan
At all?
- TGTom Green
At all.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- TGTom Green
And, uh, and then, uh, you know, all of a sudden, uh, you know, got a call from her saying, "You wanna come and do the new show?" And her show's, her new show's really pretty wacky, you know, like, it's, she's, she's, she's getting really kinda-
- JRJoe Rogan
I like how you put your hands out for wacky.
- TGTom Green
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wacky.
- TGTom Green
Like, she's definitely pushing it in a very sort of ... I, I mean, I'm enjoying the show. It's very funny what she's doing, very, very, very over the top some of the things she does on there.
- JRJoe Rogan
Do you think that's representative her, of her as well?
- TGTom Green
It reminds me a lot of, of, of her when ... Well, I mean, it is her, yeah, for sure, yeah.
- 2:28 – 6:31
How the van is built: Boho conversion, interior studio, and solar power setup
- TGTom Green
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You know, it's, it's, it's a whole world, man. It's a whole world that you didn't, you, you, that I didn't really even know about. Like, I didn't know in, in Canada it's called Crown Land, here it's called BLM Land, Bureau of Land Management land.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- TGTom Green
I'm sure you know-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- TGTom Green
... all about that from hunting and going out into the wilderness.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- TGTom Green
I didn't really know about Bureau of Land Management land, and there's certain apps that will show you all the fire roads, all the remote places that you can go and, uh, do dispersed camping, go boon-docking they call, they call it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Does your van have off-road capabilities? Can you drive on rugged trails?
- TGTom Green
Yeah, pretty good.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- TGTom Green
I got like a ... It's not, it's not an off-road vehicle. It's a, it's a, it's a Ram ProMaster 2500. It's, you know, a delivery truck that they convert into a-
- JRJoe Rogan
A lot of people are doing that these days.
- TGTom Green
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
My friend Tim Pool did that. He got a ... I believe he got a Ram as well.
- TGTom Green
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
His was a Ram, wasn't it, Jamie?
- TGTom Green
I don't know. I don't remember.
- JRJoe Rogan
I think it's a Ram as well, and he did the same thing.
- TGTom Green
So the-
- JRJoe Rogan
He turned it into a bug-out van.
- TGTom Green
So the Ram is, is wider than the, than the Mercedes Sprinter van, which you see a lot of. It's wider, so I can actually sleep full width-wise, the bed's width-wide, wi- width-wise at the back, but, but, uh, you know, it, it was just kinda happened pretty randomly. I saw this clip online of these guys in Arizona who convert the vans. I called them up. They, they were on Shark Tank, they're, these guys, they're called Boho. This van's called Boho. They're really cool dudes.
- JRJoe Rogan
Boho?
- TGTom Green
Yeah, Boho.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like B-O-H-O?
- TGTom Green
Yeah. And by the way, uh, they are like ... They love this, that I'm here right now. They're your biggest fan. They, like, literally have watched e- every episode of your show, and so they're gonna take a shit right now. They're probably really happy that I'm mentioning them on the show. But, um, they, uh, they were on Shark Tank. They're just, these two young guys. They started this company where they bought Ram ProMasters, totally independent thing, and they do this great carpentry. Like, they build, build out the inside. It's all-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- TGTom Green
... cedar. They take-
- JRJoe Rogan
Do you have, uh, images of your, your van online?
- TGTom Green
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
There you are.
- 6:31 – 14:59
First nights on BLM land: getting stuck in the Mojave and learning quickly
- TGTom Green
It's pretty good. I, I'll tell you one thing though, I am always filling up. Like, I never let it go below three quarter of a tank, 'cause-
- JRJoe Rogan
Just in case shit gets weird?
- TGTom Green
... I never know where I'm going every day.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- TGTom Green
That's the... Like, I got some weird stories over the last six weeks where I've just been, like, not sure where I'm gonna sleep and it's, the sun's going down and then I end up going down a crazy road. And then... The first night I got stuck in the Mojave Desert because I looked up on this app, "dispersed fire road." I'm thinking, "Oh, that's pretty cool." You know? Th- I get there and there's a sign, it says, "Tortoises crossing. Careful." I dr- start driving out into the desert. I'm 200 yards (laughs) in, I get stuck, 'cause it's the soft sand, get stuck in the soft sand. So I've been a little more careful. But, but, um-
- JRJoe Rogan
How do you get out when you get stuck in the soft sand?
- TGTom Green
Call Triple A.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- TGTom Green
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Triple A comes to the desert?
- TGTom Green
The soft s- I was, uh, I was 100 yards from the, from the, from the freeway. It was like I hadn't even-
- JRJoe Rogan
Jesus Christ.
- TGTom Green
... gotten into it yet.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- TGTom Green
It was (laughs) , it was so pathetic. It was hilarious actually.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- TGTom Green
'Cause I'd been planning for months, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
That's hilarious.
- TGTom Green
And then all of a sudden, I'm like, I'm seeing the, you know, the free- This was, it was, like, Barstow or something like that.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, can I... K- Before we get into your adventure and I wanna-
- TGTom Green
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I wanna t-
- TGTom Green
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... get more into this van build-out.
- TGTom Green
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So you started it out with just buying this van.
- TGTom Green
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Is it a new van, or did you buy it-
- TGTom Green
Yeah. Brand new. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So you bought a brand new van and then you bring it to these boho guys.
- 14:59 – 18:25
Food, isolation, and COVID anxiety: cancer experience shapes his risk tolerance
- JRJoe Rogan
So, you're spending a lot of time with no people.
- TGTom Green
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, did it feel weird coming here? Like, is all the-
- TGTom Green
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... people, security people here-
- TGTom Green
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and Jamie-
- TGTom Green
Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and Jeff, and m- Did it feel weird? Like-
- TGTom Green
Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
All these people?
- TGTom Green
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
What's it feel like?
- TGTom Green
Uh ... You know, it's interesting because you start to feel a little bit ... And I think this is probably something that maybe is affecting everybody with the, the, the, the, the quarantining and the pandemic and all that stuff. Maybe not. Maybe, maybe ... Certainly not everyone's in their van. But I ... You start to get to the point where you think, "Maybe I ..." I didn't get social anxiety coming here because, like ... I know you guys are getting all tested and all that stuff, but I, I, I have a little bi- ... You know I have a little bit more paranoia about getting this virus than the average person.
- JRJoe Rogan
Because of cancer? 'Cause the fact that-
- TGTom Green
I think so.
- JRJoe Rogan
... you have cancer?
- TGTom Green
I think so, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Makes sense.
- TGTom Green
So, you know, 'cause I just don't ... It's not even that I feel like I'm more susceptible to it. It's just I really hate being sick. When I had cancer, I was in the hospital for six weeks. It was, like, painful. It's ... I just hate it. I f- hate that loss of control, you know? So, so ... But, no, I mean, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
Are you taking care of yourself, like vitamin-wise? Are you taking-
- TGTom Green
Uh, like, I, you know-
- JRJoe Rogan
... supplements?
- TGTom Green
I think I'm eating pretty healthy. I don't take-
- JRJoe Rogan
With your spam and Ragu?
- TGTom Green
But, I mean, like, there's a lot of vitamins in that.
- JRJoe Rogan
Slow down.
- TGTom Green
There's a lot of vitamins in that stuff. Um-
- JRJoe Rogan
No. No.
- TGTom Green
Look, I'm, I'm, I'm, uh-
- 18:25 – 25:31
Safety in the wild: coyotes, javelinas, hunting gear, and not getting lost
- TGTom Green
Yeah, I, I, I, I, uh, I also, I did bring a shotgun as well.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, Jesus.
- TGTom Green
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
For protection or for birds?
- TGTom Green
Uh, (clicks tongue) well, I have-
- JRJoe Rogan
Or rabbits?
- TGTom Green
... I, I, I've been hunting, but I have not actually, uh, seen an animal yet.
- JRJoe Rogan
No animals at all?
- TGTom Green
No. No. Uh, well-
- JRJoe Rogan
Are you bringing your dog?
- TGTom Green
I, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
That might be a part of the problem.
- TGTom Green
Uh, no, I don't bring the dog, actually. I don't.
- JRJoe Rogan
So when you say you go hunting, what are you hunting for?
- TGTom Green
Well, I, uh, in, in my mind, it would be, it would be for birds.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- TGTom Green
And I have a bird gun, so. But I ha-
- JRJoe Rogan
What gauge?
- TGTom Green
Uh, it's a 12-gauge.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's a big-
- TGTom Green
Benelli.
- JRJoe Rogan
... gun.
- TGTom Green
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
For birds.
- TGTom Green
I- is it?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- TGTom Green
Well, well, I guess I got ... Yeah, I guess so. It's a Benelli 3-
- JRJoe Rogan
It's like, for ducks, I guess.
- TGTom Green
Maybe. I don't even know what I'm doing, Joe. I don't know.
- JRJoe Rogan
You can ... But you're, but, but, but what birds are you targeting?
- 25:31 – 33:24
Why solitude changes you: no cell service, post-and-ghost, and self-inventory
- JRJoe Rogan
It's- there's something about those, uh, lo- alone trips that people say you're- you've- you do sort of, uh, an inventory of your life-
- TGTom Green
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and start assessing your, your behavior and who you are.
- TGTom Green
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
And you're alone for so long that you're- you're forced to sort of think about what you've done, and are you happy with your choices in life? Are you happy with your job? Are you happy with your relationships?
- TGTom Green
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Is that what you're experiencing too?
- TGTom Green
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
My friend Ar- uh, Aaron Snyder, he's been on the podcast before, he owns Kifaru. It's a, a big, uh, backpack company.
- TGTom Green
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
They make, like, really super, high-end hunting backpacks, and he spends hundreds of days a year in the woods by himself.
- TGTom Green
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Either by himself or with other people hunting, and he goes on these long backpacking solo adventures hunting-
- TGTom Green
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... where he goes deep into the woods many, many, many miles in by himself-
- TGTom Green
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... with just his camp on his back.
- TGTom Green
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's it.
- TGTom Green
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
- JRJoe Rogan
And that's the thing that he always says is that you'll, you know, you get in there and then on- once you get back to civilization you wanna call ex-girlfriends and apologize-
- TGTom Green
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... and call friends and mend fences and, you know-
- TGTom Green
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... just sort of, like, give you an inventory of what you've been ... Some- I think sometimes we get caught up in momentum in life, you know, that life is, uh, a series of things that you have to do. You wake up in the morning, you have to be at work at a certain time, you try to get to the gym, you try to get this, and then you have, uh, phone calls you have to make, and then you have to, you know, sync your calendar with the other people you're working with, and then there's this and that, and then you're planning for- in two weeks we have that meeting, and this and that, and buh buh buh buh buh buh buh. And you get so caught up in momentum, you never stop to take a breath and look at yourself and look at what you're doing and go, "Is this what I like? Is this what I wanna do? Or is this something that I'm just ... Am I on this, like, sled that's flying down the side of this snow-covered mountain and I don't know exactly how I'm gonna get off of it?"
- TGTom Green
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And you made me think of something. A lot of the places I've been, no cell service.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm. Yeah.
- TGTom Green
And so it's three days and, like, maybe a text will fire out but there's no video, there's no-
- JRJoe Rogan
No reading YouTube comments.
- TGTom Green
No reading YouTube comments.
- 33:24 – 55:53
Chasing beauty: Utah’s Valley of the Gods, native ruins, and ghost towns in Texas
- TGTom Green
Uh, well, first I... Actually, first... So, one of the most beautiful places I went, by the way, was in Utah. I went to this place called the Valley of the Gods, on the-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, I've heard of that.
- TGTom Green
... on the Navajo, uh, reservation there. Oh my gosh.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah?
- TGTom Green
Oh, there's a video of that. I don't know if you have a video of that drone shot. That is, it's like... They shot all the John Wayne movies out there in Monument Valley-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- TGTom Green
... and then just down the road is this place called the Valley of the Gods. Look at this place.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ah, man.
- TGTom Green
So, look, look. All alone right there. Look at that.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's you. Look at that. That's your drone footage.
- TGTom Green
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- TGTom Green
And, you know, a big part of this for me is also looking for places that are gonna pho- photograph well, you know? 'Cause I, I enjoy photography and, and video, so...
- JRJoe Rogan
Do you have all this stuff on tomgreen.com? Is this on your YouTube channel?
- TGTom Green
I put it on my YouTube channel, yeah, yeah. And then I link it to my website.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- TGTom Green
Yeah, it's on tomgreen.com too, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- TGTom Green
So, so I get these shots. You can see Charlie chilling out there. Charlie is, like, intrigued by the drone. Like, the first 10 times I've flown it, she just sort of... (laughs) See, she's going under the van 'cause she hears the v- drone coming? She-
- JRJoe Rogan
Did you call her Chopper and Charlie?
- TGTom Green
Uh, no, I, I, I must've just... No, Charlie, uh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Did someone call her Chopper? Did I just call her Chopper?
- TGTom Green
I don't know. Maybe, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm totally being dissed, right?
- TGTom Green
That's a good... That's your new nickname. That's your new middle name. Charlie Chopper.
- JRJoe Rogan
Why did I call her Chopper?
- TGTom Green
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Did someone else call her Chopper outside?
- TGTom Green
Yeah, Charlie Charlie, yeah. Na- named after Travels with Charlie, the John Steinbeck, uh, novel.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- 55:53 – 1:07:11
Rogan’s move to Austin and the Spotify era: independence vs ‘clipboard people’
- TGTom Green
... like, that was incredible. But, uh, no, it's just something, something amazing about it, for sure. But, so, yeah, yeah. It's... And by the way, like, first of all, I, I, I, I, I believe I said congratulations already, uh, off camera, but how cool is this, man? Thank you. Congratulations.
- JRJoe Rogan
Thanks, buddy.
- TGTom Green
I, uh, you know, I'm super, uh, uh... It doesn't make sense to say proud of you because, I mean, what the fuck does that mean? But, you know, like, I am though. I mean, like, I just, I, I think it's so cool, and I sent you a text right after the l- after you announced your Spotify deal, and I was just thinking like, nobody has ever done that before. You know, like, like, in the history of all broadcasting. You know, I said, you know, Johnny Carson was a guy who we all looked up to back in the day, had everybody watching him. It was a different world. Television was, you know, three networks. Everybody watched Johnny. He was a guy who became this very successful person off of traditional media, but to, to do what you've done is just so incredible, and I just... Congratulations.
- JRJoe Rogan
Thanks, buddy. Thank you.
- TGTom Green
You know, it's definitely something that, you know, I, I, uh, you know, we talked about this before, but I always thought, "Man, you could do that. You could do that. You could be the biggest show and not be on network TV." I always believed that, and, uh, thank you for, for, for proving it because it's, like, it's so cool, and I love the studio, by the way. It's, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, thank you for being a pioneer, man, because you gave me some of the-
- TGTom Green
I mean, I'm a real pioneer now. I'm living in a log-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- TGTom Green
... chopping wood for, for dinner.
- JRJoe Rogan
But you were a pioneer of this 'cause you gave me the seeds of the earliest ideas about doing a podcast when-
- TGTom Green
Well, and you've been very kind with, with, when you've said these things to me o- over the years and last time, but, but, you know, what I, what I find amazing about it that I never was able to figure out, I was into the technology and LFI. I was never really able to figure out what is so amazing, what I- I've watched you figure out, is you've really made a show that really captures the interest of, uh, people. You know, a l- huge population of people love what you guys talk about on the show, and that's what's, what's really cool, you know? Uh, you know, just, just, I mean, how did you determine that, like, you know, I, I, I, I just watched your interview with Kanye. I just watched your interview with Alex Jones, and I'm just, I'm just seeing all these subjects that I see sw- swirling around, and I'm going, "Well, that's the kinda stuff that, like, when I go down a rabbit hole on the internet, like, I wanna, I want to, you know, learn about these-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- TGTom Green
... things." Was there a moment where you realized, oh wait, like, if I talk about, you know, X, Y, or Z, that's really capturing people's attention? Or was it just-
- JRJoe Rogan
Never.
- TGTom Green
It was just what you were interested in?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- TGTom Green
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Never for a second.
- TGTom Green
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Never for a second have I said, "This is gonna capture people's interest."
- TGTom Green
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
- JRJoe Rogan
Never. Everything has been like, "Ooh, I wanna talk to that guy. Oh, that guy said he was in, uh, uh, uh, a navy air- uh, a navy jet and he was tracking a UFO, Commander David Fravor?
- TGTom Green
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ooh, I wanna talk to him."
- TGTom Green
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
"Oh, Bob Lazar said he worked on alien technology in Area S4? Oh, I wanna talk to him."
- TGTom Green
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
"Oh, this guy said he saw Bigfoot," or, "That guys says he's working on life extension and figuring how to lengthen your telomeres," or, "This guy knows how to," you know, what- whatever it is, whatever they're, they're figuring out, the age of the universe or people are just, you know, people that are writing books or people that are, you know, former military people or people that are... Whatever they are. If, if I find them interesting... I like people. I'm a big fan of people. I like talking to all kinds of different people. I like the way their brain thinks. I like comparing the way people's brain thinks. I like, I like sorta, like, just seeing how they view the world, 'cause the way you view the world is the way you personally view the world, but it's very much influenced by the things that you've found attractive about the way the other people that you run into see things. Like, we are not individuals in the sense that we're autonomous, completely alone, without any influence whatsoever from the outside world. We are, we have multi-influences. We're constantly being influenced by our envi-... That's why your env- where you live is so important. And one of the things that I found in moving from LA to Austin...... is that where you live, it makes a big impact on the amount of stress you have and how you feel. I feel so much better here. Just right away. Disconnected from Hollywood, disconnected from, you know, traditional forms of show business. But also, the people here, the people here are different.
- TGTom Green
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
They're more relaxed.
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