Joe Rogan Experience #1579 - Suzanne Santo & Gary Clark Jr.

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drum music plays) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drum music plays) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day.

   4. JRJoe Rogan0:12

      (instrumental music plays) These are jokes.

   5. SSSuzanne Santo0:15

      (laughs)

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:15

      We're live, we're rolling now.

   7. NANarrator0:17

      That's funny.

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:17

      Don't, don't clam up.

   9. NANarrator0:18

      I know.

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:18

       What are you telling me, what are you telling me about acid? Tell, tell me...

   11. SSSuzanne Santo0:21

       Oh. (laughs) Right into it.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:22

       Yes.

   13. SSSuzanne Santo0:22

       Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:22

       Because it was very, very ... And I stopped you, because it was too good.

   15. SSSuzanne Santo0:25

       Hmm.

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:25

       It was like, it was very interesting.

   17. SSSuzanne Santo0:26

       Well-

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:27

       You, you were saying that y- you did it once, and you, you were in a bathtub-

   19. SSSuzanne Santo0:31

       Mm-hmm.

   20. JRJoe Rogan0:32

       ... and it was interesting, but then you did it ... Uh, where were you the second time you did it?

   21. SSSuzanne Santo0:35

       So the first time I did it, I was with, uh, three other people and we like, you know, it was celebrating someone's birthday. And all my friends are like pretty spiritual in that way, like meditative and-

   22. JRJoe Rogan0:47

       Annoying. (laughs)

   23. SSSuzanne Santo0:48

       No, you know ... No it's good stuff.

   24. JRJoe Rogan0:49

       (laughs)

   25. SSSuzanne Santo0:50

       I love it. I, they-

   26. JRJoe Rogan0:51

       I'm kidding.

   27. SSSuzanne Santo0:52

       I know, it can be annoying, I agree. That shit can be really fucking-

   28. JRJoe Rogan0:55

       With the wrong people.

   29. SSSuzanne Santo0:55

       ... 100%.

   30. JRJoe Rogan0:56

       When it's inauthentic, it's super annoying.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   (laughs) …

   1. GJGary Clark Jr.15:00

      sitting in. Sorry we fucked up your show. (laughs)

   2. SSSuzanne Santo15:02

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:03

      No, it was so good.

   4. GJGary Clark Jr.15:03

      It was great.

   5. SSSuzanne Santo15:04

      You know what I love about that? It was so real and, like, that's the thing, like, shit goes wrong on stage and I'm so used to it, it's like, "Well, this guitar is crapping out on me so I'm just gonna-"

   6. GJGary Clark Jr.15:12

      Yeah.

   7. SSSuzanne Santo15:12

      "... put it down and- and move around and..."

   8. GJGary Clark Jr.15:14

      Yeah.

   9. SSSuzanne Santo15:15

      It was fun.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:15

       Yeah, it was awesome.

   11. GJGary Clark Jr.15:16

       Yeah, it was good.

   12. SSSuzanne Santo15:17

       I had fun.

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:17

       It was awesome. It was beautiful. That was cool. It was- I mean, that was the first time we've been out this- this week doing stuff, you know? And I was really inspired by seeing you guys, you know, come down and do stuff. I was like, "I gotta get back out." You know?

   14. SSSuzanne Santo15:28

       Yeah.

   15. GJGary Clark Jr.15:28

       I gotta get back out and-

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:28

       Well, I got inspired by doing- by- first of all, I- I took a long time off. I did, uh, one weekend in July and then I got weirded out. I was like, (clears throat) "I'm at-"

   17. SSSuzanne Santo15:38

       Where was that?

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:39

       In the Houston Improv.

   19. SSSuzanne Santo15:40

       Okay.

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:41

       But I was like, "I don't wanna get any sick."

   21. GJGary Clark Jr.15:42

       (laughs)

   22. SSSuzanne Santo15:42

       And it was inside?

   23. JRJoe Rogan15:43

       Yeah, I was like, "I don't wanna get any sick. I don't wanna get sick."

   24. SSSuzanne Santo15:46

       Right.

   25. JRJoe Rogan15:47

       But then after a while, you're like, "I gotta live my fucking life."

   26. SSSuzanne Santo15:49

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan15:49

       "Like, I can't... This is a part of my life."

   28. SSSuzanne Santo15:52

       Mm-hmm.

   29. JRJoe Rogan15:52

       And then Tony was in town-

   30. SSSuzanne Santo15:53

       Yeah.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   (laughs) …

   1. GJGary Clark Jr.30:00

      your cat's name is Bootsy Collins.

   2. JRJoe Rogan30:01

      (laughs)

   3. SSSuzanne Santo30:01

      Bootsy Collins is, she's the best. She doesn't have a tail. They had to cut her tail off.

   4. GJGary Clark Jr.30:05

      Oh.

   5. SSSuzanne Santo30:05

      'Cause somebody hurt her when she was a kitten and-

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:08

      Oh.

   7. SSSuzanne Santo30:08

      Yeah, but she's cool, man. She's so, she's one of those, like, she's, she's a cat with trauma, but she's so happy all the ti- like, she purrs all the time, and she's-

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:16

      Mm.

   9. SSSuzanne Santo30:16

      ... she's a good girl. Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:18

       You're cat lady.

   11. SSSuzanne Santo30:18

       I am. You know, I got shamed for it recently.

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:22

       (gasps)

   13. SSSuzanne Santo30:22

       And I was like, really? I thought that was interesting, because I have a lot of love to give, and I got him 'cause I was lonely, and I was like, I, and I love animals. Like, I am, I want... I realized recently-... I do want babies and I want a big house full of animals, babies, and, like, music and a revolving door of just, like, incredible guests with food on the table and we're just, like, feasting and loving life. That's what I want.

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:52

       This is- this is what you've been thinking of during the quarantine?

   15. SSSuzanne Santo30:53

       Yeah, yeah. 'Cause I didn't think I wanted kids.

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:55

       You gotta find someone to give you babies or you gotta get, go-

   17. SSSuzanne Santo30:57

       Yeah, he's around. He's coming. I don't know where he is.

   18. JRJoe Rogan30:59

       He's coming?

   19. SSSuzanne Santo30:59

       I don't know.

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:59

       Oh, you feel it. He's out there. He's-

   21. SSSuzanne Santo31:01

       Yeah, yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan31:01

       When the vibration changes, whoa.

   23. SSSuzanne Santo31:02

       Yeah. Well, 'cause I'm so happy, like, alone, so it's, like, gonna take, like, a warrior king. You know? Like, I'm not gonna, like-

   24. JRJoe Rogan31:11

       I'm gonna throw up.

   25. SSSuzanne Santo31:13

       (laughs) It's true.

   26. JRJoe Rogan31:16

       'Cause any guy who calls himself a warrior king-

   27. SSSuzanne Santo31:19

       Yeah, that's kind of fucked up.

   28. JRJoe Rogan31:20

       ... Jesus.

   29. SSSuzanne Santo31:20

       Uh, it's just... He- he can't, he can't call himself that. Only I can call him that. That's the rule.

   30. JRJoe Rogan31:24

       You shouldn't even call him that. Maybe think it.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Oh, more lives. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      and the fire burnt the chicken coop down and then there was a bunch-

   2. SSSuzanne Santo45:03

      Oh, more lives.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:03

      ... just running around. So then we had to take the bunch that were running around and we had to put them in a temporary coop while we're rebuilding the other coop and the coyotes got into the temporary coop and killed them all.

   4. NANarrator45:13

      Damn.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:13

      Killed like I think 11 in a day.

   6. SSSuzanne Santo45:15

      Oh my God.

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:16

      Yeah. Not good. Those... They're fucking smart.

   8. SSSuzanne Santo45:21

      Gluttonous assholes.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:21

      They're smart.

   10. SSSuzanne Santo45:22

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:22

       They're sneaky and smart.

   12. NANarrator45:23

       Mm-hmm. Absolutely.

   13. SSSuzanne Santo45:24

       That's what's so interesting about living in Los Angeles is that, like, even in, like... And you're ki-... Like, Calabasas was a little... Like, you had a little more, like, nature around.

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:35

       Mm-hmm.

   15. SSSuzanne Santo45:35

       But, like, there's so much wildlife there.

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:37

       Yeah.

   17. SSSuzanne Santo45:37

       In the middle of the city and, you know, I, I, I love it. I'm, I'm ready for some, some wide open spaces though. I'm definitely starting to-

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:44

       Oh, you gotta move to Texas. That's what you're saying.

   19. SSSuzanne Santo45:47

       I, I am thinking about it, man.

   20. NANarrator45:48

       That's what we do now.

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:48

       That's what you're saying.

   22. SSSuzanne Santo45:49

       I... Just, like, hanging out with you guys and some of my other good buds here, I was like, "This, this is nice."

   23. JRJoe Rogan45:55

       Time to move to Texas.

   24. SSSuzanne Santo45:56

       I like it here.

   25. JRJoe Rogan45:57

       Yeah.

   26. SSSuzanne Santo45:57

       I, I was talking to Michael, your, uh, road manager.

   27. NANarrator46:00

       Yeah, yeah.

   28. SSSuzanne Santo46:01

       And I love him.

   29. NANarrator46:02

       Mike Weed.

   30. SSSuzanne Santo46:02

       Michael Weed. And, and he's not a pothead and I was like, "Good, 'cause that'd be too literal." (laughs)
5. 1:00:00 – 1:03:37

   Mm. …

   1. SSSuzanne Santo1:00:00

      I, I was, I was, I was also in New York for 9/11, and it felt similarly... There was this, like, ominous, I-wanna-get-the-fuck-outta-here feeling. And I, I had my dad's minivan 'cause I borrowed it for the tour I was on, 'cause I didn't wanna rent a car and I wasn't getting paid that much money. It was, it's a great van. It's a Chrysler. Hell of a van. Um, but I went back to my parents' house in South Carolina from New York, and, uh, I couldn't, I could not wait to get outta New York. It was such a weird feeling.

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:31

      Mm.

   3. SSSuzanne Santo1:00:32

      But yeah, nobody, uh... It was, like, some of the people at the show were like... You, you could just see it coming. It was like half as many people showed up that bought tickets, and then some of 'em were like, "I'm scared, but I'm really happy to be here." (laughs) You know, it was kinda-

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:47

      Yeah.

   5. SSSuzanne Santo1:00:47

      It wasn't-

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:47

      I remember shaking a dude's hand on an airplane. I went to, uh, v- uh, Vegas for the UFC and there was a dude in front of me. We started talking. And then afterwards, uh, he go... I go, "Hey, man, real nice to meet you," and I go to shake his hand and he's like-

   7. SSSuzanne Santo1:00:58

      Mm-hmm.

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:58

      Not sure. Should we shake hands?

   9. SSSuzanne Santo1:01:00

      Yeah, yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:01:01

       He was like the first dude I saw with a mask on too. He was the only guy on the whole plane with a mask on.

   11. SSSuzanne Santo1:01:04

       Yeah. Yep. Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:01:05

       And then we decided to go with the fist bump.

   13. SSSuzanne Santo1:01:06

       Yeah, yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:01:07

       Which doesn't give any cooties-

   15. SSSuzanne Santo1:01:09

       No.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:01:09

       ... I guess.

   17. SSSuzanne Santo1:01:10

       No.

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:01:10

       You can't get a cootie from a fist bump.

   19. SSSuzanne Santo1:01:12

       Apparently not.

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:01:12

       They don't even think you're getting it from a handshake anymore.

   21. SSSuzanne Santo1:01:13

       Elbows.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:01:14

       Yeah, a lot of dudes are doing elbows.

   23. SSSuzanne Santo1:01:16

       I, uh, I took it-

   24. GJGary Clark Jr.1:01:17

       I don't know what to do.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:01:17

       I wanna hug them and make out with them when they do that.

   26. SSSuzanne Santo1:01:19

       Did you tell him he smelled good?

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:01:20

       You motherfucker.

   28. SSSuzanne Santo1:01:20

       You're like, "You smell good, so-"

   29. GJGary Clark Jr.1:01:21

       (laughs)

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:01:21

       (laughs)

Episode duration: 3:11:49