Joe Rogan Experience #1580 - Andrew Schulz

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drumming) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:02

      (drumming) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (rock music) Andrew.

   4. ASAndrew Schulz0:16

      Hi, Joe.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:17

      What's up, brother? How are you?

   6. ASAndrew Schulz0:18

      I'm good, man. How you doing?

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:18

      Are you going no headphones? I'll go no headphones too.

   8. ASAndrew Schulz0:20

      I always go no headphones, man.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:22

      Why is that? Why no headphones?

   10. ASAndrew Schulz0:22

       I don't know. It just... It- it locks me in, in a weird way.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:25

       In a weird way?

   12. ASAndrew Schulz0:26

       Yeah, the headphones, I don't know, I don't feel like I'm talking to you.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:29

       Like-

   14. ASAndrew Schulz0:29

       Now, like, I feel like we're having a conversation and there's just the microphone in the way.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:33

       Okay.

   16. ASAndrew Schulz0:33

       But this feels like it's on the phone.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:35

       Yeah, I noticed on your show, you never do headphones-

   18. ASAndrew Schulz0:38

       No.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:38

       ... on any of your podcasts.

   20. ASAndrew Schulz0:39

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:39

       No headphones.

   22. ASAndrew Schulz0:40

       Never.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:40

       Okay.

   24. ASAndrew Schulz0:41

       It is what it is.

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:41

       Okay. Dude, your show is fucking badass.

   26. ASAndrew Schulz0:44

       Mm.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:44

       That Netflix show is very, very good.

   28. ASAndrew Schulz0:47

       Did you watch it?

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:47

       You are... Yes, I did.

   30. ASAndrew Schulz0:49

       Let's go.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      I like just it to be relaxed."

   2. ASAndrew Schulz15:02

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:03

      "I don't wanna work hard." Yeah, there's something ferocious about a tight pussy.

   4. ASAndrew Schulz15:08

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:08

      Yeah.

   6. ASAndrew Schulz15:09

      But we're out the game, Joe. You know what I mean?

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:11

      Yes, we're out the game.

   8. ASAndrew Schulz15:11

      We just got our one perfect pussy-

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:13

      Yeah.

   10. ASAndrew Schulz15:13

       ... for the rest of our life.

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:14

       You're recently out the game too, right?

   12. ASAndrew Schulz15:16

       That's right, yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:16

       How long?

   14. ASAndrew Schulz15:17

       Uh.

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:17

       Have you done the thing yet? Like, "I do, I do"?

   16. ASAndrew Schulz15:19

       I proposed.

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:19

       Yeah, when you do the "I do, I do" thing.

   18. ASAndrew Schulz15:21

       We didn't do that. But that, to me, the proposal was the "I do".

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:23

       Right.

   20. ASAndrew Schulz15:23

       Right? Like, I don't know. I don't feel like it's any different now. For her, it might be.

   21. JRJoe Rogan15:26

       Mm-hmm.

   22. ASAndrew Schulz15:26

       But for me, I've made the commitment.

   23. JRJoe Rogan15:28

       Right, yeah.

   24. ASAndrew Schulz15:29

       Financially.

   25. JRJoe Rogan15:30

       You gonna make little Andrew Schulz?

   26. ASAndrew Schulz15:31

       Yeah, I would like to.

   27. JRJoe Rogan15:32

       Ooh.

   28. ASAndrew Schulz15:32

       That would be fire.

   29. JRJoe Rogan15:33

       Where, you gonna steal him in New York City?

   30. ASAndrew Schulz15:35

       Um, I think so. Yeah.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      due.

   2. ASAndrew Schulz30:00

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      I know those guys like to troll, but he's... Jake and his brother are both legitimate tough guys.

   4. ASAndrew Schulz30:06

      Do you-

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:06

      They're tough.

   6. ASAndrew Schulz30:07

      Do you think that you need trolling now for fight sports? Are we at a point where, like, that's the only thing that engages the casual fan?

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:15

      Well, Khabib Nurmagomedov is the biggest draw in combat sports.

   8. ASAndrew Schulz30:19

      Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:19

      And he doesn't do any trash talk.

   10. ASAndrew Schulz30:21

       But is that a reflection of dominance? So, like-

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:24

       Yeah, he's just-

   12. ASAndrew Schulz30:24

       ... are, are we kind of watching to see if he'll lose, like the Mayweather effect?

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:27

       Well...

   14. ASAndrew Schulz30:28

       Like how many people are-

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:29

       Yeah.

   16. ASAndrew Schulz30:29

       ... rooting for... Like, Khabib seems like an incredibly, like, sweet guy and he's like a consummate pro- professional, but I feel like the way you market the fight is not in the way that when we were younger watching Roy Jones where like, "Yo, Roy's gonna do some crazy thing where he like puts his hands behind his back and he just knocks the dude out." Like, we were rooting for Roy to win-

   17. JRJoe Rogan30:45

       Right.

   18. ASAndrew Schulz30:45

       ... even in his most dominant time. I feel like now, the way you promote the fight is, "Oh, this is the perfect guy to take out Khabib."

   19. JRJoe Rogan30:51

       Mm-hmm.

   20. ASAndrew Schulz30:51

       You know, like, "Justin's the perfect... Oh, look, yeah, you know, he's got striking, but he has a wrestling background." We're kind of like thinking of different ways we can take him down. Whereas like... Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if like... I don't know if we're, if we're, if we're rooting for him to win in that way.

   21. JRJoe Rogan31:05

       Um, well if you're a fan of his, you're rooting for him to win.

   22. ASAndrew Schulz31:07

       Sure, and I'm sure-

   23. JRJoe Rogan31:08

       I know what you're saying.

   24. ASAndrew Schulz31:08

       ... if you're from Dagestan and that kind of stuff.

   25. JRJoe Rogan31:09

       When you have a guy who's... Uh, Khabib's tw- 28 or 29 and 0, and really has smashed everybody in front of them.

   26. ASAndrew Schulz31:15

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan31:15

       You always wonder, like, who's gonna be the guy that solves that riddle?

   28. ASAndrew Schulz31:18

       Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan31:18

       And Justin came real close with those leg kicks.

   30. ASAndrew Schulz31:21

       Yeah.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Mm-hmm. …

   1. ASAndrew Schulz45:00

      happened was when Shane, I think, threw his, like, first or second jab, Floyd had already timed him. He threw the first jab and then Floyd came right over the top. He has that, like, amazing kind of, like, slip and he comes right over the top-

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:10

      Mm-hmm.

   3. ASAndrew Schulz45:10

      ... with the right hand. And he stunned Shane. And then right after that, Shane was like, "I can't even jab."

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:15

      Mm.

   5. ASAndrew Schulz45:15

      "There's nothing I can do."

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:17

      Mm-hmm.

   7. ASAndrew Schulz45:17

      "This guy is on a different level." And then he ended up catching him with that right, but still, like... Yeah, he's just, he's just a great... I don't know what happened. I mean, I want Logan to get the money. Like, I want these guys to get the bag and, like, there's something about, like, calling somebody out which you immediately respect them a little bit more, like, willing to put yourself out there for a fight.

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:32

      He called out Conor McGregor too. Jake Ja-

   9. ASAndrew Schulz45:34

      That's J- that's what Jake's doing.

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:35

       Yeah.

   11. ASAndrew Schulz45:35

       That kid is a master troll, dude.

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:37

       (laughs)

   13. ASAndrew Schulz45:38

       He's a master at creating hype. Like, dude, I... If I'm Dana White, I'm praying that this guy can actually-

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:43

       Why is this... A Jake Paul, Amanda Nunes boxing match about to happen?

   15. ASAndrew Schulz45:46

       That's 'cause Dana said, uh, Dana said, "I'm, I'm... Maybe I'll let Amanda Nunes knock him out."

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:52

       Um, I hope-

   17. ASAndrew Schulz45:52

       That's just not good for anybody.

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:53

       I hope they don't do that.

   19. ASAndrew Schulz45:54

       That's just not good for anybody.

   20. JRJoe Rogan45:55

       Yeah, I hope they don't do that.

   21. ASAndrew Schulz45:56

       But the question is could-

   22. JRJoe Rogan45:57

       You can't sleep on that kid.

   23. ASAndrew Schulz45:58

       Yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan45:58

       That kid can fucking crack.

   25. ASAndrew Schulz46:01

       Yep.

   26. JRJoe Rogan46:01

       When you look at how he knocked Nate Robinson out, that short hand that he threw was very skillful.

   27. ASAndrew Schulz46:07

       Real punch.

   28. JRJoe Rogan46:07

       That was a real punch.

   29. ASAndrew Schulz46:08

       Real punch.

   30. JRJoe Rogan46:09

       And it was perfectly placed.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:00:20

   It's over. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      won, Jesus fucking Christ.

   2. ASAndrew Schulz1:00:02

      It's over.

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:03

      If he won-

   4. ASAndrew Schulz1:00:03

      It's over. It's over, dude. (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:05

      If he won-

   6. ASAndrew Schulz1:00:06

      It's over. (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:06

      ... if he beat Conor McGregor-

   8. ASAndrew Schulz1:00:08

      It's over. (laughs) Who else does he fight? That's the thing. If, if you beat Conor, you can't fight actual boxers because there's gonna be a huge, you know, skill discrepancy right there. So you could only fight the MMA guys that have boxing training.

Episode duration: 2:52:00