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Joe Rogan Experience #1594 - Yannis Pappas

Yannis Pappas is a stand-up comedian, actor, and writer. He is the co-host, with Chris Distefano, of the "History Hyenas" podcast, and host of the "Long Days" show on YouTube.

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  1. 0:0015:00

    (drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast,…

    1. JR

      (drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

    2. NA

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

    3. YP

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (instrumental music plays) Oh hello, Joe. Hello, Joe Rogan.

    4. JR

      Good to see you here.

    5. YP

      Good to see you.

    6. JR

      Nice to, uh, have you in Texas.

    7. YP

      Yeah. N- well, it's been ... Yeah. This is nice. I'm trying to work on being a better New Yorker-

    8. JR

      How's that?

    9. YP

      ... by not, like, comparing everything the first day to, like, New York. That's how New Yorkers are. Every time you, like, go to a new city they're like, "Ah, this is like the Brooklyn of ..." "This is like the Queens of ..."

    10. JR

      Oh, yeah.

    11. YP

      "This is like the Brooklyn Bridge of ... "

    12. JR

      Yeah, this is a different animal down here.

    13. YP

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      It's uh-

    15. YP

      It's like hipsters who have guns. I like it. (laughs)

    16. JR

      (laughs) That's a good way of putting it.

    17. YP

      Yeah, yeah.

    18. JR

      Hipsters with concealed carry permits.

    19. YP

      Yeah.

    20. JR

      Yeah.

    21. YP

      I hung- I hung out, uh, last night with one of the dudes from the Drinking Bros podcast.

    22. JR

      Oh, okay.

    23. YP

      And, uh, yeah. He was like, "I'm gonna walk home in the park." And then he made a joke. He was like, "Yeah, if anyone talks to me I'll just shoot 'em." And he was like, "Don't worry, I haven't killed anyone st- stateside." And I was like, "Uh, he means that shit." Yeah. (laughs)

    24. JR

      (laughs)

    25. YP

      Yeah, so it's, uh, I went to Terry's too.

    26. JR

      Terry Black's?

    27. YP

      Is that, uh-

    28. JR

      Yeah.

    29. YP

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      Terry Black's Barbecue.

  2. 15:0030:00

    I would do Dangerfield's…

    1. YP

      and like you're just waiting for the check. And there's a few times I was just like, "You know what? Fucking keep the 25 bucks." Like... (laughs)

    2. JR

      I would do Dangerfield's just for their cheeseburgers. They had the best fucking cheeseburgers. They would have g- like ground steak cheeseburgers. I mean, they were phenomenal. They were so good. It was like literally the best cheeseburger in New York City-

    3. YP

      Yeah.

    4. JR

      ... was at Dangerfield's, at least in the '90s.

    5. YP

      Yeah, not anymore.

    6. JR

      No?

    7. YP

      Not a good... Yeah, I don't even think they have a kitchen anymore. I don't think-

    8. JR

      What?

    9. YP

      ... they were doing food for a while, yeah.

    10. JR

      Oh, the burgers were so good.

    11. YP

      Yeah. They-

    12. JR

      Like everyone knew.

    13. YP

      Wow.

    14. JR

      Everyone knew. You go to ch-... You go to Dangerfield's, get a cheeseburger.

    15. YP

      Yeah. Did you ever, uh... Do you k-... Do you know Charo, the, uh, the waiter? He was a Greek guy from Cyprus.

    16. JR

      Yes. He was still there?

    17. YP

      He died. I think he died just recently. But he's still there. He was still there till, till before COVID. He's... You know, he's the guy who always comes over to you and just tells you the most racist joke.

    18. JR

      (laughs)

    19. YP

      He'd go, "How come..." And he says it with a Greek guy, like, "How come the pol-... How do you get a one-armed polack out of a tree?" He's like waving and then he laughs to himself. (laughs)

    20. JR

      (laughs)

    21. YP

      He's like a 80-year-old Greek guy. Still one of the best.

    22. JR

      Did you ever meet Scotty?

    23. YP

      Um-

    24. JR

      Scotty was the, the powerlifter guy who was the, uh, doorman.

    25. YP

      Not there anymore. Yeah, I don't know.

    26. JR

      Scotty used to make his own weights. He used to fill, uh, like, uh, a bucket, like, uh, like one of these, you know, those big white plastic buckets, fill it up with cement and he would, uh, he would lift them.

    27. YP

      Wow.

    28. JR

      He would put like a pole in between them and do like pr-... He was a tank of a man.

    29. YP

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      And I remember one time during like w- w- some extra rowdy show, might've been one of those prom shows, I'm not real sure, but he... I remember he picked a guy up by his neck. He grabbed the guy, grabbed him by the back of the neck and put a hand on his belt buckle, or on his belt rather, and hoisted him in the air, and was carrying the guy out. And the guy was like, "Jesus."

  3. 30:0045:00

    Yeah, yeah. …

    1. JR

      He's the most dominant fighter in any weight class in the history of the sport. And he is as calm and as humble as can be, while also being incredibly confident.

    2. YP

      Yeah, yeah.

    3. JR

      And super religious.

    4. YP

      Yeah.

    5. JR

      Doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't party, doesn't do anything. He's just dedicated to smashing people. "I'm gonna smash your boy."

    6. YP

      Right. "I'm gonna smash your boy today." (laughs)

    7. JR

      When he said that-

    8. YP

      "Alhamdulillah." (laughs)

    9. JR

      (laughs) "I'm gonna smash your boy."

    10. YP

      Somebody said to me, "That's like Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction." You're like, "Ah, fuck."

    11. JR

      It's greater because it's not fake.

    12. YP

      Right.

    13. JR

      And he did it.

    14. YP

      Yeah, he did.

    15. JR

      And he did smash him. And he, you know what the b- the best, the scariest thing that he ever said? He goes, "I want to change his face."

    16. YP

      Yeah, yeah, yeah. (laughs)

    17. JR

      "I wanna change his face."

    18. YP

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      Whoo.

    20. YP

      How much is the mental b- dude, like Conor, when he fought Conor, it was like...... opposites going against each other like that-

    21. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    22. YP

      ... ultra humility versus that, like, you know, absolute boastful. Well, like, do you think Conor knew before?

    23. JR

      Mm-mm.

    24. YP

      Just ... No? Like, do you think he went in-

    25. JR

      No. He thought he was gonna win.

    26. YP

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      And look, he, he, he won a round with Khabib. He won the third round, and that's probably the only round that Khabib lost in his entire career. Like, there's an argument that maybe he lost one or two rounds earlier that are real close. But I mean, he's, he's 29 and 0. You have to understand how insane that is, and then you have to understand the weight class he's in. He's in the 155-pound weight class, which is arguably the most competitive in the history of the sport.

    28. YP

      Right.

    29. JR

      Because, like, the arguments are like, 45, 55, and maybe 70 are the most competitive sp- uh, weight classes ever. And he's the, the most dominant guy ever in the most competitive weight class.

    30. YP

      Yeah.

  4. 45:001:00:00

    No, he wrote, he…

    1. JR

    2. YP

      No, he wrote, he wrote a book, like a tell all book.

    3. Now, I mean, he fucking looks like Mark McGwire. I don't know if there's-

    4. JR

      It was called Juiced, right?

    5. YP

      I don't know if there's a reason why... Yeah, Juiced: Wild Times, Rampant 'Roids, Smash Hits, and How Baseball Got Big.

    6. Did he get kicked out of baseball or something? Did something happen?

    7. No, he was still playing, even re- honestly, recently, I think.

    8. JR

      But, no, but not when he wrote-

    9. YP

      2018, he was playing.

    10. JR

      Yeah, but for who?

    11. YP

      Oh, yeah, yeah.

    12. JR

      But not when he wrote that book. When he wrote that book, was he still playing or was he suspended or something?

    13. YP

      Oh, no, no. Um-

    14. JR

      We're like-

    15. YP

      No, he was-

    16. JR

      Real baseball fans are like, "You don't know shit."

    17. YP

      Yeah. (laughs)

    18. JR

      "You fucking pussies."

    19. YP

      He was done in MLB in 2001.

    20. JR

      Mm.

    21. YP

      And so, the book came out a couple years after. It must be okay.

    22. JR

      Okay. So, they probably kicked him out of baseball or his career was over for whatever reason.

    23. YP

      He-

    24. JR

      He fought for a while, you know?

    25. YP

      Did he really?

    26. JR

      Yeah, yeah, yeah. He fought, um, a gigantic man. Goddammit, I'm trying to remember.

    27. YP

      Was it MMA?

    28. JR

      Hong Man Choi. Yeah, he fought Hong Man Choi. No, I think it was a... Yeah, I think it was MMA. He fought Hong Man Choi in Japan. And, uh, 'cause Jose Canseco had an actual background in karate. He was a, a martial artist and he tried throwing some kicks and I think he popped his knee-

    29. YP

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      ... and fell down. Then Hong Man Choi beat the shit out of him. But it was one of those deals where, like, you know, he, he needed money and-

  5. 1:00:001:03:44

    I don't know. I…

    1. YP

      one in a stadium?

    2. JR

      I don't know. I don't think they did. I don't think they did. I w- I wa- I wanna say, if that was the case, it was, like, way late in his career. They think, like, the... Even, like, when he lost, like, lost later in his career, they think he took a dive 'cause there's a, there's a video of it where it look... Doesn't really look like he's hurt. He just kinda-

    3. YP

      Right.

    4. JR

      ... lays down, like they might've threatened him or, you know, he might've got a big payday to take a dive. There's always a lot of speculation in boxing-

    5. YP

      Yeah.

    6. JR

      ... about guys taking dives.

    7. YP

      Especially the mob was heavily involved in it.

    8. JR

      Oh, yeah. My God, and you ima- imagine the amount of money you could win betting on a white guy-

    9. YP

      Yeah.

    10. JR

      ... against Jack Johnson.

    11. YP

      Yeah, a lot of money. (laughs) Like-

    12. JR

      Ooh.

    13. YP

      Yeah, a lot of money.

    14. JR

      Ooh.

    15. YP

      One of his quotes, I remember, like, he was so wild. I think he got a... He used to l-... like, drive a fast car. He made some money and, yeah.

    16. JR

      And what was fast back then? 35?

    17. YP

      35 miles an hour.

    18. JR

      (laughs)

    19. YP

      (laughs) Yeah. Like, wow. He, uh, he got a ticket and the guy... He was like, "Hey, don't give me a ticket now." He was like, "'Cause I'm gonna drive back."

    20. JR

      Yeah.

    21. YP

      "You give me two tickets."

    22. JR

      Well, he... No. What it was is that they gave him a ticket for $50. He goes, "Here's 100 because I'm gonna be going the same speed the way back." (laughs)

    23. YP

      Wow. Yeah. That's not giving a fu-... I mean, he had no fucks to give.

    24. JR

      Yeah.

    25. YP

      Yeah. I mean, what are you gonna do?

    26. JR

      Guys like him almost, like, uh, when you look at history, like, um, you know, is this sort of just a natural evolution thing? Like, no. Certain guys move history forward.

    27. YP

      Yeah.

    28. JR

      Oh, yeah.

    29. YP

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      Yeah. Yeah.

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