EVERY SPOKEN WORD
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(drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast,…
- NANarrator
(drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan Experience.
- JRJoe Rogan
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (instrumental music plays) Rex, I had a surprise for you, but it didn't work out.
- LFLex Fridman
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
I had a suit and a tie-
- LFLex Fridman
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and I was gonna come in dressed like you.
- LFLex Fridman
Exactly.
- JRJoe Rogan
Full ... Yes, full on. W- white shirt, suit, tie.
- LFLex Fridman
Fitted?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes, fitted, but the problem is my fucking shirt was at the cleaners, so then I tried to use, um ... I have, uh, some other white shirts that are, like, these really stretchy shirts that you can wear 'em if they're open, but if I'm trying to put a tie on, they literally don't fit around my neck. So I'm doing this and I'm killing myself. And then I'm like, "Well, maybe I'll leave it open."
- LFLex Fridman
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
And they're, they're just ... There's certain-
- LFLex Fridman
Dressing up like first day of school.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- LFLex Fridman
Damn. I, I appreciate it. It's like-
- JRJoe Rogan
I was-
- LFLex Fridman
I'm honored.
- JRJoe Rogan
I was gonna m- mimic you.
- LFLex Fridman
Yeah. Yeah, uh, do you know ... Remember Michael Malice?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- LFLex Fridman
He actually ... I did a podcast with him and he (laughs) he wore, uh, the opposite-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- LFLex Fridman
... which is a white-
- JRJoe Rogan
Tie.
- LFLex Fridman
... suit and a white tie and a black sh- ... I mean, he is a sort of the epitome of the loving kind of troll.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- LFLex Fridman
That's like the ultimate troll. He, he wore the exact opposite. He got the exact same haircut as me-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- LFLex Fridman
... which I don't even know what that means exactly.
- 15:00 – 30:00
Yeah. …
- JRJoe Rogan
they need tax revenue.
- LFLex Fridman
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
If they're not getting tax revenue, how are they gonna feed the military industrial complex? How are they gonna feed all their businesses? How are they gonna feed the pharmaceutical industry? Like, what i- we ... All these people that finance their campaigns and all these banks that pay for them to speak after they get out of office, where's the money coming from now if there's no economy? I don't think that ... I think that's, like, one of them doom and gloom QAnon type deals-
- LFLex Fridman
Right. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... where people are thinking, like, this is ... They want to tr- kill half the population and, you know?
- LFLex Fridman
Yeah. No, I agree with you. Uh, everything you said incentive wise, it makes sense. I was really confused why we haven't done, for example, mass scale testing of everybody, which seemed like, you know, the antigen tests, which can be under a dollar to manufacture, manufacture hundreds of millions of them, at home testing of everybody and do-
- JRJoe Rogan
Is it under a dollar?
- LFLex Fridman
To manufacture, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- LFLex Fridman
Now, yeah. So you can start April or May, uh, of last year, start mass manufacture. There's no reason we can't do that and everybody starts getting tested. At the individual level, you know, the accuracy is not perfect, but at the societal level, that's one way. If you get a negative test, you're de- uh, sorry. If you get a positive test, you definitely have COVID. And so based on that, trusting the individuals, not tracking them, but trusting the individuals when they get a positive test, that they will stay home. And through that process, we woulda been able to open up the economy in the summer.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm.
- LFLex Fridman
Like, the, uh, um, Michael, uh, Mina, I think, from Harvard is, uh ... People should go follow him on Twitter or wherever. He's been screaming about this. Like, "Why the hell is FDA getting in, in the way of this?" Uh, so the FDA doesn't like crappy at home tests. They, they want, like, expensive nice tests. But the problem with expensive nice tests, it's hard to manufacture them at mass scale. (laughs) So, there's, you know, uh, people should go read his stuff. He's an actual, he's an expert of this.
- JRJoe Rogan
Do the-
- LFLex Fridman
But-
- JRJoe Rogan
... crappy at home tests have a lot of false positives?
- LFLex Fridman
False ... No, they have f- false negatives. So meaning-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- LFLex Fridman
... if you get a positive, for sure you have it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Is that true? Because we've had guys that got false positives with the rapid antigen tests.
- LFLex Fridman
The rapid antigen tests?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- LFLex Fridman
Uh, so I ... K. Everything coming out of my mouth now is kind of crappily, uh, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
You need-
- LFLex Fridman
So you, you might be correct.
- JRJoe Rogan
... you need whiskey.
- LFLex Fridman
I n-
- JRJoe Rogan
This is what you need.
- LFLex Fridman
I, I, I ... (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Some Whitmyre's Texas Single Barrel. Come on, son.
- LFLex Fridman
All right, Joe. You wanna, you wanna drink some whiskey just to clear the mind? (cork popping)
- 30:00 – 45:00
You're gonna do it…
- LFLex Fridman
so him and I are going to do it together.
- JRJoe Rogan
You're gonna do it in Vegas?
- LFLex Fridman
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, Jesus Christ.
- LFLex Fridman
And he says, but-
- JRJoe Rogan
So you're gonna stay for two days with him in Vegas?
- LFLex Fridman
Yeah. With him. But this is not, like... (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Jamie Chan is there.
- LFLex Fridman
Okay.
- NANarrator
I feel like that's not... Like, I mean, it sounds like fun, but that's not a good idea.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- LFLex Fridman
That's not a good idea. Trust me, man. Because you're not sleeping.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- LFLex Fridman
So it's 48 hours of no sleep with David Goggins-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- LFLex Fridman
... like, alone. Plus, he says, "We're gonna do a bunch of other crazy shit," like, extra shit. And, uh, and then he suggested that, the kind of shit that would break me.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, boy.
- LFLex Fridman
And I was like, "I'll, I'll..." And I was like, "All right." But, uh, of course the-
- JRJoe Rogan
Have you ever thought about joining the Navy Seals?
- LFLex Fridman
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
Okay.
- LFLex Fridman
I do not wanna join the Navy Seals.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) Talked into it.
- NANarrator
Carry the boat.
- JRJoe Rogan
Who's gonna carry the boat?
- LFLex Fridman
I think I want... I wanna be in the boat. I don't wanna carry the boat. But that said, I... Listen, it's, it's all fun. It's pretty easy. 48 miles is rough, but it's like-
- JRJoe Rogan
That's why you can't learn that machine.
- LFLex Fridman
What do you mean?
- JRJoe Rogan
... that electronic music machine.
- LFLex Fridman
Yeah.
- 45:00 – 1:00:00
Oh, I think he'd…
- LFLex Fridman
in MMA. I don't know how good his English is developed in terms of being, like, philosophical for three hours in a podcast or, like, thoughtful about life.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, I think he'd be fine. I think he'd be fine.
- LFLex Fridman
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I think he, he can... You know, I've, I've seen him speak in interviews. I think he's fine.
- LFLex Fridman
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- LFLex Fridman
Khabib, if you need a translator, my Russian's pretty good. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
We got, we got ourselves a Russian right here. I mean, dude, I had Yoel Romero on-
- LFLex Fridman
Yeah, that was incredible.
- JRJoe Rogan
... with Joey Diaz.
- LFLex Fridman
With Joey Diaz.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- LFLex Fridman
That, that worked out... That was incredible because, uh, his English is, well, uh, pretty good still.
- JRJoe Rogan
Not bad.
- LFLex Fridman
He can still talk. Uh, and, uh, Joey adding the stories, that's a fascinating coupling. That's, like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- LFLex Fridman
... one of my favorite conversations, the going back and forth, the-
- JRJoe Rogan
Very interesting.
- LFLex Fridman
It's music.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Well, you know, they, they know so much about that Cuban culture too. It's... They know so much about, uh, each other.
- LFLex Fridman
Yeah, that's, that's... I think about the translation. He, he did it masterfully, obviously.
- JRJoe Rogan
He really did. Yeah.
- LFLex Fridman
Uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
No, Joey speaks fluent.
- LFLex Fridman
Right. Oh, well, both, both languages-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- LFLex Fridman
... you're talking about? Yeah. Yeah, I think about that with, uh, obviously Russian. So I have the unique possibility to speak somewhat English (laughs) and, uh, Ru- Russian pretty well. It's like, "Who can I be a Joey Diaz for?"
- JRJoe Rogan
Khabib.
- LFLex Fridman
I think... Well, I could... Khabib is already pretty, pretty good. Oh, yeah. I mean, here, let me do the, the pitch. "Hi, Khabib. Um, if you ever wanna come on The Joe Rogan Experience-"
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- 1:00:00 – 1:14:58
Yeah. …
- LFLex Fridman
Like, that's why I think people that immigrate to this country can appreciate even further, to be honest, 'cause it's like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- LFLex Fridman
... it can be really shitty elsewhere. Uh, another way to do that is just by studying history is like-
- JRJoe Rogan
That's too much work.
- LFLex Fridman
Too much work.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- LFLex Fridman
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
But, yeah, I mean, coming from Russia, I mean-
- LFLex Fridman
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... the m- the difference in the freedom here versus there is...
- LFLex Fridman
Yeah, it's, uh, I mean, there's beautiful things about Russia too, like the, this, culturally speaking in, in terms of just, like, in the struggle of the w- I would say it came from the wars, the, the music, the art, the poetry, the writing, the science that came from the World War that impacted Russia way more than it did, uh, the United States, the World War II. I mean, tens of millions of people died. China, Russia, Europe obviously just they had to, uh, for a century struggle with the biggest existential questions of like good and evil, of, of losing most of your family to unjust slaughter or starvation in Ukraine in the 1930s. Like I mentioned before, my, my, my grandmother survived the, uh, w- something that people don't talk about. They say that Hitler is evil and so on. They don't often highlight-
- JRJoe Rogan
Stalin.
- LFLex Fridman
... the evil of Stalin. There's not enough talk about just this, the fact that he imposed, uh, just-... things on the people without any consideration of the suffering that that causes, so millions of people dar- uh, die from starvation.
- JRJoe Rogan
Starvation, cannibalism.
- LFLex Fridman
Cannibalism.
- JRJoe Rogan
People were eating their children.
- LFLex Fridman
Yeah, it's crazy. It's, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, if you read the depictions of it, you, it ... I- I've read some stuff that I, I, I couldn't continue, I couldn't finish 'cause it's so horrific.
- LFLex Fridman
You know, um, you should have Dan Carlin back on the podcast, by the way.
- JRJoe Rogan
I would love to.
- LFLex Fridman
But I've been s- and you, he, he's been, uh, he's like a ... I don't know. I don't know what's a good metaphor but he released an episode now, like, once every year and it's always like an exci- it's like Christmas or whatever, uh, as, as a Jew, I, I feel weird saying that.
- JRJoe Rogan
What is he doing most of the time now?
- LFLex Fridman
Working on the podcast.
- JRJoe Rogan
So he releases this one episode once a year?
- LFLex Fridman
Well, he doesn't ... So he released, I wanna say three or four episodes this year, so it's been a productive year.
- JRJoe Rogan
In tw- you mean 2020, right? Not 2021, right?
- LFLex Fridman
2020, sorry, I apologize, 2020.
- JRJoe Rogan
Isn't that crazy?
- LFLex Fridman
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
What we do is not what he does.
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