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Joe Rogan Experience #1621 - Jim Breuer

Jim Breuer is a standup comedian, actor, and host of the Jim Breuer Podcast. Catch him live on the "Freedom of Laughter" tour.

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Jun 27, 20243h 12mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:002:17

    Old comedy friends reunite: early ’90s memories and TV crossovers

    1. JR

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

    2. JB

      The Joe Rogan Experience. (drum roll) Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (drum roll)

    3. JR

      (upbeat music) Hello, Jim Breuer.

    4. JB

      'Sup, Joe?

    5. JR

      We're doing it. It's happening.

    6. JB

      Oh, it just started?

    7. JR

      Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're rolling.

    8. JB

      Oh, okay.

    9. JR

      Good to see you, brother.

    10. JB

      Good to see you, too.

    11. JR

      Dude, you're like one of my long- longest term comedy friends. Like, we've known each other since the early years, man.

    12. JB

      I want to say like '91?

    13. JR

      Yeah, I think it's around '91.

    14. JB

      And what a lot of people probably don't even know is, like, the way your TV career, your- Hardball.

    15. JR

      Yeah, you were- (laughs) you were on Hardball. Jim, uh, and I did a, a pilot for a sitcom that was on Fox in like '93.

    16. JB

      Yep.

    17. JR

      Right?

    18. JB

      Yep.

    19. JR

      Like '93?

    20. JB

      Yep.

    21. JR

      And Jim was, uh-

    22. JB

      (laughs)

    23. JR

      (laughs) He was the mascot-

    24. JB

      Yeah.

    25. JR

      ... for the opposing team.

    26. JB

      Right.

    27. JR

      And it was fucking hilarious. Goddamn, we had fun. I have a photo of you and I, and we look like babies. I gotta find it. We look like babies.

    28. JB

      I would love to see that photo.

    29. JR

      Yeah, we were both like 26 and we're little cute face little babies.

    30. JB

      And I remember, I remember watching the show so excited for you. And then, and then after Hardball, 'cause I'd always follow you, you then... Was it News Radio?

  2. 2:172:54

    Chasing the “Hollywood success” look: leather pants, tigers, and MTV fantasies

    1. JR

      What did you want?

    2. JB

      Dude, f- the first time I went to LA-

    3. JR

      (laughs)

    4. JB

      I went into a place and I bought like satin blue cloth- I wanted red-

    5. JR

      Really?

    6. JB

      I wanted Eddie Murphy leather pants wit- wit- i- wit- wit- like a tiger. I wanted to walk down Melrose with a tiger just so people'd go, "The fucker's successful."

    7. JR

      (laughs) So you had some like, uh-

    8. JB

      And-

    9. JR

      ... high school boy, like the posters on the wall, like these kinda thoughts-

    10. JB

      Y-

    11. JR

      ... about success?

    12. JB

      Well that- Well, MTV showed me that.

    13. JR

      Yeah, uh-huh.

    14. JB

      So I wanted to be a-

    15. JR

      Oh right, right.

  3. 2:546:32

    Judas Priest, Rob Halford, and the era of ‘which ear is the earring in?’

    1. JB

      ... I wanted to be, uh, Judas Priest.

    2. JR

      Right.

    3. JB

      I wanted to... I didn't know the guy was wearing an S&M outfit as far as you know.

    4. JR

      (laughs) Nobody did. He taught so many guys.

    5. JB

      He came out with a bullwhip and-

    6. JR

      When he came out as gay, a lot of guys were like, "Hey, well wait a minute. Oh, duh." I mean, look how he's dr- Go to g- give me a photo of Rob Halford. I met Rob Halford, he's a really nice guy. I did, uh, this, uh, VH1 show that I hosted once and he was one of the guests on it. Super cool guy.

    7. JB

      Great guy.

    8. JR

      You got another thing coming.

    9. JB

      And, and I would-

    10. JR

      Look at him.

    11. JB

      ... I would-

    12. JR

      (laughs)

    13. JB

      ... I would argue with people. They'd go, "Breuer, you know this guy's gay?" I'm like, "No he's not!"

    14. JR

      Look at the chaps, you don't even see the chaps in that picture, you just see the top of 'em with the-

    15. JB

      He's got, he's got a bullwhip, he's wearing an S&M outfit.

    16. JR

      Yes.

    17. JB

      He's-

    18. JR

      Look at that one, go to that one with the open shirt and the vest.

    19. JB

      Right there!

    20. JR

      Yeah, yeah.

    21. JB

      He's screaming, "I'm gay."

    22. JR

      (laughs)

    23. JB

      And I'm yelling at people going, "No he's not, he's metal, you moron."

    24. JR

      (laughs)

    25. JB

      And, and the reason why I would d- argue is 'cause I'd say, "He doesn't have an earring in his right ear," 'cause that's what defined-

    26. JR

      That was the thing back then.

    27. JB

      ... what was gay.

    28. JR

      Yeah.

    29. JB

      I had dangling cross earrings, so everyone that was gay knew, "Hey, Breuer is not gay, he's got it on the left side."

    30. JR

      (laughs)

  4. 6:328:06

    Why Joe avoided Hollywood parties: shallow networking vs real conversations

    1. JR

      Well, I got lucky. Uh, the, those things didn't have an appeal to me, like going to parties and all that stuff. It just di- there was no appeal, uh, for whatever reason I just didn't find it interesting. I mean, occasionally.

    2. JB

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      Occasionally.

    4. JB

      Yeah.

    5. JR

      Go to a party, talk to some interesting people, it's fun. But for the most part, it felt like it was a lot of standing around and in Hollywood, the conversations that were really interesting were few and far between.

    6. JB

      (sighs)

    7. JR

      They weren't that f- Like, I've been to parties at friend's house that have, like, really cool friends and you, you meet interesting people and you have, like, really fun conversations. But in Hollywood it was a lot of, like, "Who you know and what are you doing and what we're planning and how we're gonna take over and-"

    8. JB

      "Did you... Has a deal?"

    9. JR

      Oh.

    10. JB

      "Oh my god, I know him. I could hook you up with that producer."

    11. JR

      Oh, the deal thing. The deal thing. And getting to know actors was such a... It was like these poor folks had, uh ... You know, you know how a lot of kids today have a real problem with social media because they're looking at other people's stuff and other people's faces look perfect 'cause they're wearing filters. And they have this, this, they see other people partying and they have the, the FOMO, the fear of missing out and it's just, it's, they're constantly comparing themselves to other people. Well, for actors, when I saw, when I lived, uh, in, uh, you know, in the '90s in Hollywood, it was, uh, The Hollywood Reporter and, like, uh, Variety and all of the, the industry magazines-

    12. JB

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      ... they would all sit around reading 'em the same way, like, a jealous person looks at someone's Instagram. Like, you look at some guy's car. "God, he's got a fucking '69 Camaro. Shit."

    14. JB

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      You know? And they just, they look at her with her Gucci bag and her this and her that.

  5. 8:0610:56

    Show-off culture and burnout: the used Lamborghini story and escaping LA

    1. JB

      And they'd also flaunt. I, I remember being with, uh, some ... I don't even want to give the person credit. So I'm working with some person and-

    2. JR

      What's their name rhyme with?

    3. JB

      ... um, Hats. (laughs)

    4. JR

      (laughs)

    5. JB

      So Mr., Mr. Hats-

    6. JR

      (laughs)

    7. JB

      ... who's literally like a Dr. Seuss character anyway-

    8. JR

      Right.

    9. JB

      ... um, would try to impress his people and I'll never forget, he's like, "I've got this brand new Lamborghini. You gotta check it out." And so I ... But Mr. Hats didn't buy a brand new Lamborghini, he bought a used one, and he goes to this lot which is next to Jay Len- It's just, that's all they do is name drop-

    10. JR

      Yeah.

    11. JB

      ... name drop, money, name drop and so he's pulling out of the garage, the side view mirror starts dangling- (laughs)

    12. JR

      (laughs)

    13. JB

      ... and the b- and the back f- and he's six foot three so he's in this fucking thing like this.

    14. JR

      (laughs)

    15. JB

      "Hop over there, Papa-"

    16. JR

      (laughs)

    17. JB

      "... while I try to abuse more young minds like yourself and rape your ideas." (laughs) (claps hands) And so he hopped in there and then the thing bottomed out and, you know, broke down two days later. But going to that distance just to show off is g- is just exhausting, thank God.

    18. JR

      Some people, they think that that's the only way in their head they've ever made it. They have to have that thing where they show, "I've got the Lamborghini, I got the house in the Hollywood Hills, like, here I am." Like, that's one of the reasons why people like to sh- th- throw parties. It's not just to have a bunch of people over to their house; it's to show you what they have, like, "Look."

    19. JB

      And I was-

    20. JR

      "Look at all I have."

    21. JB

      And thank ... I was falling for that in the beginning.

    22. JR

      Yeah.

    23. JB

      I fell for it hard but, um-

    24. JR

      How'd you get out of it? 'Cause you live, uh... I, I love the way you live. You live in New Jersey, you live in a, like, a nice, beautiful community with trees and shit-

    25. JB

      (sighs)

    26. JR

      ... and everything's calm and-

    27. JB

      Yes.

    28. JR

      ... and you're a family man.

    29. JB

      Yes.

    30. JR

      Like, I, I love the fact that you, you just, you just went, "No, no, no. No, no, no."

  6. 10:5616:08

    SNL as a ‘bar fight’: competitiveness, paranoia, and self-medicating

    1. JR

      Yeah, you went from SNL to just going, "Fuck it. I'm just gonna do standup. I'm gonna do my radio show, I'm gonna do standup."

    2. JB

      Right after th- Well, okay, so when you ... At the end of the day, uh, uh, I didn't even want SNL. I didn't want SNL. Uh, you and I both know that was, uh ... Nobody came out of there going, "That's the greatest gig." It's very rarely people came out of there.

    3. JR

      They come out of there like they were in a fight.

    4. JB

      Absolutely.

    5. JR

      Like they just got out of a fucking bar fight, like, "Ugh."

    6. JB

      Abs- (laughs) Exactly. Fucking-

    7. JR

      That's how Phil Hartman was. When, when I first started working with Phil Hartman in '94, he had just left SNL and he ... It took a while for him to be comfortable around us.

    8. JB

      Yeah.

    9. JR

      Like, the news radio people, the actors were super friendly.

    10. JB

      Yes.

    11. JR

      Everybody liked to get hammered.

    12. JB

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      That was, like, the big thing, we would get fucking blasted drunk.

    14. JB

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      But we were-

    16. JB

      (laughs)

    17. JR

      ... all, like, really, like, in terms of, like, actors, genuinely supportive. Like, Dave Foley was the most supportive guy ever, like, he was always writing jokes for you, he was always, like, wri- rewriting scenes for you, like, "Jim, why don't you come in and say this instead?" Or, and he would write, like, really great lines.... but, uh, Phil was like, he looked like he was in a competition at first. He thought, like, everybody was gonna be competi- and then he ... Once he relaxed ... Phil liked to smoke weed. And once he relaxed, he's like, "You know, going over there was like, everybody was like dog eat dog and everybody's at each other's throats."

    18. JB

      I- it's dog eat dog. It's i- i- and there's no rhyme or reason.

    19. JR

      Yeah.

    20. JB

      There's no rhyme or reason. It's, it's just like politics.

    21. JR

      Right.

    22. JB

      In other words, I can't help with Congress what bill they're gonna pass, even they know, even they know this is gonna work, nope.

    23. JR

      Same kinda stuff.

    24. JB

      It's the same exact thing.

    25. JR

      'Cause you're fighting to get your bits on, right? You're fighting to get your pieces on. You're fighting to get your, your little sketches on.

    26. JB

      A- a- yeah, and the worst, the, the, the worst part is, you know something's gonna work, and you have someone come to you ... There were ... Towards the end, it made me such a dark human being, 'cause I- I'm the, "Hey, man, let's all-"

    27. JR

      Yeah.

    28. JB

      "... let's all p- be a team and ..." I used to ... W- when I, when I worked with Hats, I said, "Let's look at this roster. Holy crap. Let's see who goes in the Boston Comedy Club. Let's just buy a script and put everyone in it and let them play to their strength." Wow, you know, this one ... I'm like, uh, uh, I wish I had the business smarts to go back and do that, because you're ... Y- y- I ... It would've been, it would've been so much fun. I mean, uh, maybe it would've been a disaster. Maybe this guy ... Maybe I wouldn't end up getting leather pants, or I got my fucking-

    29. JR

      (laughs)

    30. JB

      ... White Lion leather pant, but it makes you so ... You know, I- I- I don't wanna-

  7. 16:0824:54

    Idea theft at SNL: server snooping, sketch poaching, and near-violence

    1. JR

      How do they steal your ideas?

    2. JB

      (clears throat)

    3. JR

      Here we go.

    4. JB

      I'll give you ... I-

    5. JR

      You sure you don't wanna get high first?

    6. JB

      No.

    7. JR

      (laughs)

    8. JB

      Let's go take a pee break.

    9. JR

      (claps hands) Let's take a pee break.

    10. JB

      No. Here's ... And again, I've released all this.

    11. JR

      Okay.

    12. JB

      You know? I got a strong moral backbone, I'm good. So, no, I don't have any bad feelings. So what happened was, and I'm not gonna put out any- I d- I don't wanna hash names and all that. But what would happen is something like this. You're writing a sketch, and then one of the head writers would come in, in the doorway, and go, "Hey, I see you're writing a sketch about blah, blah, blah," 'cause we have the main server and we check everyone's sketches. "I just wanna let you know I'm writing the same thing." He goes, "You can continue yours, but, you know, I'm in the room with Lorne. I'm just-"

    13. JR

      Whoa.

    14. JB

      Oh, yeah. So, this is at-

    15. JR

      So they would go onto the server. They would see the sketches that you're writing, and then-

    16. JB

      Then there was, then there was times where a cast member would come in and look at, look at my board and go, "Oh, what does that mean?" Like, "Oh, that's, that's a, that's a sketch, and I know so-and-so's coming, and I know the ratings are gonna be high that week, so I'm waiting to bring my A stuff for that p- everyone's gonna come out with their fangs out when this one's on, so I'm gonna save that sketch for when they're on." And then this person would ask me, "Oh, my Go- Wh- what exactly..." I said, "Well, I'm gonna take it out of its element," you know, like, for ... Like, I would ... Back then, I was like Pesci. I'm like, "Pesci's gonna read to children about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and tell- explain why his nose is red, and the big joke is 'cause he's a rat, and, and c- compared to a whole neighborhood. He's a rat, that's why his nose is red, and when you got ..." And so you end up beating certain kids, blah, blah. The next week-... the whole room is set and, and you're sitting there and then this person, you know, Lorne goes, "Well, next sketch is, uh, you know, Al Pacino as Scarface reading to ch- schoolchildren Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer." And you go, you, you, y- and you look, you see their, their eyes are down. You know what's going on, you know what happened.

    17. JR

      And you can't say anything.

    18. JB

      Well, when you say something, which I eventually did... Dude, I think I may be, and I, I wanna challenge all SNL cast and writers, I may be the last one that threatened violence. I was in, I was in a room with one of the guys and I literally said, "I will knock your fucking teeth down your fucking throat, you motherfucker! If you don't want to fucking be here, get the fuck out! You don't shit on my shit 'cause you don't wanna fucking..." Oh, dude.

    19. JR

      Whoa.

    20. NA

      (clears throat)

    21. JB

      And I was... And I told him, said, "I'm knocking the f- I'll knock his fucking teeth down his throat. I'm not f- I'm not from the writing world." So that's where that place brought me.

    22. JR

      Wow.

    23. JB

      And so, in that particular instance was... See, now I'm getting all over the place.

    24. JR

      That's gotta be coming from the top down because the, when, when I got alone with Phil, like Phil and I became close and, you know, we would hang out together, especially in his, his dressing room. He had a nice dressing room, had it all set up, had a guitar, was looking at his aviation books and shit, and,-

    25. JB

      (sighs)

    26. JR

      ... and he would, uh, we would talk about his time there and he's like, "It just made me, that's just bitter and angry."

    27. JB

      Yes.

    28. JR

      Yeah, and it... But it seems like it's always been that way, that it's been from the top down.

    29. JB

      (sighs) And, and this particular inst-

    30. JR

      What year were you on?

  8. 24:5430:04

    Leaving SNL: wife’s intervention, Lorne’s comments, and choosing standup freedom

    1. JB

      "... we'll both go talk to him." And then that's ... I knew right from that minute, I was done. I knew I was done. And then that summer, this guy named, uh, Gary Considine, he ran The Tonight Show, and he said, "Jim, what, what happened, dude?" I said, "What's the matter?" He goes, "So-and-so and So-and-so are, are really saying (smacks lips) you're out." And I went, "Really?" I go, "Well, I'll tell you what, I don't wanna be there anymore." My wife's like, "Just, please quit." She goes, "You said in your life, if any job, no matter how much money it paid, makes you a miserable human being and changes the person you are, you weren't gonna work there." She's like, "Look at you. You're angry all the time, you smoke pot all the time to numb yourself. You, you're not Jim anymore. Where's the goofy, uplifting Jim?" And I wanted to, I wanted to, I go like, "You're so stupid, but..."

    2. JR

      (laughs)

    3. JB

      "You're so stupid."

    4. JR

      But she was so smart.

    5. JB

      She was so smart and it was the greatest. And I give Lorne a lotta credit because Lorne said to me, um, "Jim, you're too nice for this business." He-

    6. JR

      Wow.

    7. JB

      And he said, which I'll never forget, it was a couple things Lorne said. And I never blamed Lorne. I always really admired Lorne. I said, uh ... Oh, he goes, "And if you ever want, wanna do something, I'm your producer. I'll produce it for you." Which I, I never took that opportunity up, but I'll never forget when he said that to me. So I was very thankful that he was understanding and let me go.

    8. JR

      You know, Mitch Hedberg had a great line once about how when you're a comic, everybody wants you to be an actor. (smacks lips) You know? Remember that bit?

    9. JB

      Yes.

    10. JR

      It's ki- it's so true because as a comic, you're such a great comic and you're so funny. You're, you're, your comedy's so wild and it's so uniquely you. Like, even though you were great on SNL, you're so much better as a comic.

    11. JB

      (sighs)

    12. JR

      It's, that's your world.

    13. JB

      S- it's my world.

    14. JR

      And no one can fuck with you.

    15. JB

      (laughs) No.

    16. JR

      And you could, you could do the whole thing yourself and then people come to see it for what it is.

    17. JB

      Yes.

    18. JR

      Yeah, and you don't have to deal with, uh-

    19. JB

      And-

    20. JR

      ... weasely writers, you know, backstabbing.

    21. JB

      If I f- if I fail, I can live with that.

    22. JR

      Yeah.

    23. JB

      I can live with my failure.

    24. JR

      Those ... The environments that they created in, in, in all the different seasons of SNL, uh, I, I, and I don't know, uh, from firsthand experience, but from everybody that I know that's worked there, it's been this super competitive, toxic, political, backstabby sort of a thing that you become like those show business cliches if you fall into it.

    25. JB

      And to be honest with you, Joe, when I would see ... Each week, you'd see a new celebrity, like you do. You see people come in and out of here. So you start... I'm sure there's things that you see and you go, "How does the, how does the world have no clue that this person's like that?" Or, or maybe you don't, but I would see so many come in and I'd go, "How does no one know-"

    26. JR

      Know that guy's a cunt. (laughs)

    27. JB

      Yes.

    28. JR

      Yes.

    29. JB

      And how does no one know this one's a militant, uh, militant, uh, g- gay? Which, if that's what you are, fine, but-

    30. JR

      But they hide it.

  9. 30:0435:28

    Remembering comics: Kevin Meaney & Richard Jeni, and the hunger for “more”

    1. JB

      Y- you know who, who I'd always tried was, was, uh, Meany. Kevin Meaney, I, I would ... He made me laugh so hard.I got stoned with Kevin. It was one of the hardest I ever laughed in my life. And anybody-

    2. JR

      So, this was before he came out?

    3. JB

      Before he came out.

    4. JR

      Did you know he was gay?

    5. JB

      Not ... He didn't admit ... I knew.

    6. JR

      You knew something was going on?

    7. JB

      Yeah, because when he'd come on my radio show, th- this is what they, what, what a lot of gay people, or if you're into drugs, like, I'll sit there, I'm like, "You know, it'd be great if I was high right now." And that's my, that's my cue. I'm putting it out there for someone to go-

    8. JR

      Right.

    9. JB

      ... "Oh, do you want to get high?" "Well, no, uh."

    10. JR

      (laughs)

    11. JB

      You're like, "You know, when it comes to penis." "Oh, are you ... " "No, I'm just ... Eh."

    12. JR

      (laughs)

    13. JB

      Just th- I just throw the joke out there. And so he would ... He, along with two other people I knew, would always put certain references out. I would, I would see this other person. This person would ... I remember spending time with them. We had a condo and they came out and they had their donkey hanging out. And I went, "Dude, what, what are you doing?" And he's like, "Is this intimidating?" I went, "No."

    14. JR

      Intimidating? (laughs)

    15. JB

      But I've never ... I went, "I've never hung out with another male friend that walks around holding his donkey, showing it to another male." It's just, it's weird, dude. We don't ... Do girls do that? I don't know. Like, uh, it was just, it's just-

    16. JR

      I don't think they do.

    17. JB

      N- No. So-

    18. JR

      Th- Then, if your pussy's hanging out, that's ... There's a lot of other issues.

    19. JB

      There's issues. Something going on there.

    20. JR

      Something's happening.

    21. JB

      You need a friend.

    22. JR

      Yeah.

    23. JB

      You need a friend. So, Kevin would ... He's talking about show tunes and he's talking about-

    24. JR

      He's wearing a bow tie.

    25. JB

      He's wearing a bow tie. Enough said.

    26. JR

      (laughs)

    27. JB

      And like, "I love you, man." Just, and I said, "Is there something you want to say? Because I think the world is okay with it." He's like, "What do you mean?"

    28. JR

      Oh, yeah.

    29. JB

      "Kev."

    30. JR

      You can't get a guy to say that on the radio.

  10. 35:2856:49

    Politics isn’t funny anymore: social media division, distrust in news, and COVID experiences

    1. JB

      So, I, I got a question for you. So, when you do your shows-

    2. JR

      Standup shows?

    3. JB

      Yeah. I've seen you done ... You're doing Chappelle. Right? Do you touch any political stuff whatsoever?

    4. JR

      No, I don't ... Not necessarily. I don't think politics are very funny.

    5. JB

      Me either.

    6. JR

      And I think the division that we have in this country is very disturbing, and I think there's a weird, almost like a mental contagion that's going on through this country of division, of left versus right, where people are choosing sides and people are, you know, either everyone's a communist or everyone's a racist. It's like there's these absolutes that people are trying to ascribe people in these ways and it's, it's, it's very disturbing to me, because I don't think I've ever been a part of ... For sure, I've never seen society this divided.

    7. JB

      And where do you think that comes from, honestly?

    8. JR

      Social media.It's a big part of it. It's a big part of it. It's a, a big part of, uh, looking for like-minded groups and finding them and also being afraid to deviate from any lines that have been established. Like, if you don't agree with this, you're a that. If you don't agree with that, you're a this. And there's these people getting in these echo chambers, and then there's these algorithms that unfortunately feed into natural human patterns of behavior, which is to gravitate towards things that infuriate you. So, whether it's Facebook or... Did you ever see The Social Dilemma?

    9. JB

      No, I heard about it.

    10. JR

      It's great. You should watch it.

    11. JB

      I heard about it.

    12. JR

      It's just so disturbing because they're essentially setting this up, and it reinforced w- how I felt and explained things even better to me. And in that documentary, what they're essentially saying is that if, if this keeps going, we're on the verge of civil war, that the, these social media algorithms, whether it's for Instagram or Twitter and, and the w- the way these things affect the human mind and how these people are profiting off of this stuff in a m- a massive, massive way, that they're leaning us closer and closer towards the ultimate division, like literally a civil war. And I, I feel that way. I really do feel that way.

    13. JB

      And what about regular media, though? Don't you th- do you think they're also part of, if not sometimes more the culprit?

    14. JR

      They're, they're... The, the problem with regular media is they're so often full of shit, yet they are trusted by way too many people.

    15. JB

      There's 10,000.

    16. JR

      And I think there's less trust now than ever before. You know, did you see the shit that, uh, the, the Washington Post had to just retract, that, uh, they had attributed a bunch of quotes to Trump, um, after the election, uh, with Georgia, that turned out to be false? Like, he never said them. And one of them was like, "Find the fraud," and he told the person they would be a national hero. Well, then they got the audio record- and by the way, just to be clear, he did say a lot of things that he should not have said. There was a lot of shit that he said that is egregious. But this is one particular one that they attributed to him that was not true. He never said it. They got the audi- audio recording of the actual phone call, and it basically, what he said is, "You're doing the most important job in the world," so counting these, counting these ballots. He did not say, "Find the fraud." He did, di- didn't say these things that they were attributing to him. And so for months, since December, they've been saying this, that he said these things. Now here we are in March and they finally have to retract it b- when the audio recordings come out. But it means that someone who is an anti-Trump person, who was like an unnamed source, gave them these quotes and then they printed them. This is our trusted media. That's a real problem. It's a real problem.

    17. JB

      And people, this is the greatest time in human history where there's absolutely zero thinking. When I say zero thinking and/or you're put in fear of thinking. I'll give you a little example.

    18. JR

      Okay.

    19. JB

      I had... Uh, I came in, I had to have a COVID test before I walked in here, right? So I was talking to your nurse and, and, um, I said, "I had it." I had it in December and I didn't tell anyone 'cause I didn't... I put it on social media and I put it everywhere because I didn't want people like, "Oh, we're gonna cancel shows," and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's just the hysteria that goes on.

    20. JR

      How bad was it?

    21. JB

      It was like a very mild sinus infection. Basically-

    22. JR

      That's what Jamie had, basically.

    23. JB

      It started, it started in my nose, all right? And then it had a little like (clears throat) . I had one of those. But I immediately... From the past, anytime I get sick, I'm traveling, so I know I've had, I've been sick on the road. I immediately put in nose spray, constant cleaning, and I have a, um, inhaler, you know, like a steroid (gasps) to, to get my lungs going. So I started that. The next day, body felt like I was getting something, and which I've had in the past. If I, I don't get the chills, my, my skin gets really sensitive. And then after that, a little tired, but I had... I can breathe, but clearly I had a sinus infection. That's the best way to describe it. Now, here's the thing... And I gave it to my wife and my youngest daughter and the other two... But my other two daughters were like, "We're outta here. We're getting tested." They both did negative. Shoom, they left the house.

    24. JR

      (laughs)

    25. JB

      "We're outta hair." And they got bubbles around their head and they're fucking wearing their space outfits. So they're gone. My youngest one comes home from school and she has to take a test and they say, "You're positive." And she was. She clearly got sick. My wife's sick, I'm sick now. None of us... I, I have an infectious disease doctor in New Jersey. His specialty is infectious disease. I said, "Doc, my daughter is positive. I clearly gave it to her." He goes, "You need to get tested before I see you." I said, "Okay, well it's a two, three day wait. In the meantime, don't you have every- anything?" He goes, "Take vitamin C, vitamin D, and zinc." He goes, "Do you have a high fever?" I went, "No." He goes, "Do you have tr- uh, trouble breathing?" I went, "No." He goes, "Then don't worry about it." So part of me started getting infuriated. I said, "So you're telling me the world is shutting down and you're telling me to take vitamin C, vitamin D, and zinc?" He goes, "I need you to get the test." "Okay, I'll get the test." Now, I'm a little aggravated. I just want something to get rid of this.

    26. JR

      Right.

    27. JB

      Okay. That's all I want.

    28. JR

      Right.

    29. JB

      So now it's going on the second week and it's... This thing's annoying because I'm taking 2,000 Ds and 3,000 Cs and zinc and A and whatever he's telling me to do.... my daughter is getting better. My wife still can't... D, can't smell or taste. Um, and she's got stage IV cancer. So she's, like, super high. She's doing great and all that, not that... But she's doing great. She's on trial, she's crushing it. So if anything, she's the most danger because of her immune system. Week two, I get a test, the same test I just took here, which is a very reliable test. And I told my doctor, "Hey man, it's official, I tested positive." "Which test did you take?" I was like, "I took the rapid," he goes, "That... I can't... I don't accept that one." You don't accept that? Infectious disease doctor and you don't accept that test?

    30. JR

      What did he want, the PCR test?

  11. 56:491:03:48

    Music, community, and healing: Metallica fandom and goosebump medicine

    1. JB

      many people just don't question anything? It's mind boggling. Now, back to what you were saying before, this is a cool thing. (smacks lips) So, I, I did a Metallica tour, right? Now, on this tour, I start to get to know, like, people from around the world that go to every single Metallica show. It was d- and they, and they-

    2. JR

      (laughs) That's so wild.

    3. JB

      It's so wild, and it's so cool. They call themselves the Metallica family, which I thought was amazing. Which I think is also amazing about you, like, you ha- peop- you have followers around the world. I think that's amazing. It's mind boggling. You could probably tour Korea, in, in, in countries you never thought you can tour in because of who you are and who listens to you. So, with this Metallica thing, there's this one couple, Sarah and Pete, and Pete ... The, the story was, was so ... it's amazing. Pete's a, a vet. Um. Y- got his ass kicked in Iraq and blah, blah, blah. He came back, got in a motorcycle accident, destroyed, doesn't wanna live anymore. He's stuck to a, a hospital bed, blah, blah. She's, she's, she's depressed 'cause he won't, he won't, he doesn't wanna live anymore. He hears Metallica's touring, and he's, he said ... And he's got brain damaged that you c- irreversible brain damage. It's completely irreversible. And so, he has to get checked every six weeks, and they keep saying, "Yeah, nah. His ... N- man, nothing's going down." Okay, so forever, this part of the brain's gonna be dead. He knows Metallica's coming, and she said she came home and for the first time, he, he was trying to get up. And she said, "What do you want?" He's like, "I wanna see Metallica." And she said, "Oh, oh, okay. We'll, we'll, I'll, I'll bring you to Metallica." She goes to Metallica, brings him in the wheelchair. He's got all, all his stuff. And then she sees while she's waiting on tickets all these other Metallica fans, and, you know, they start like, "Oh, bad dude. Oh," you know? And they're taking care, and they, they become like a little, "Hey," and the next, then they s- ... You know what? And they s- she saw how happy he was and how much life was brought to him just from seeing Metallica. Right? Now, with that, now she goes, "Maybe, maybe I should follow them." So, she goes and buys a couple more tickets, and he's starting to ... He's got life. Now, they follow them every time they tour. And I saw them, and then they d- they come see me. And when I first met him, he was very, he- he's very subdued, very ... He doesn't smile a whole lot. He's like, you know, "Hi. Hi." Where she's got this big smile. She's always bringing sunche- great energy. By the end of the tour, uh, as soon as the tour ended ... I wish I had my em- I'm sure I could find the email. She goes, "Oh, my God, Jim. You're not gonna believe what's going on. I think we're going to the European tour. We're sorry the US tour We're not gonna see you, but the European tour." I said, "Why?" The doctors for the first time ever said his brain is starting to heal itself, and they truly believe it's from going to the Metallica concerts.

    4. JR

      What?

    5. JB

      Maybe it's not the music. It's the community, the life, the people around him that's inspiring him, and they wanna hook him up and start doing this as a test, like perhaps this has the power of healing. Dude, how sick is that?

    6. JR

      That's pretty sick. You know, you know how when a song comes on and you get goosebumps?

    7. JB

      Yeah.

    8. JR

      That's a drug.

    9. JB

      Of course it is.

    10. JR

      It really is. There's, it's a medicine. It's, there's something to it.... like it when a good song comes on, you're like, "Fuck, yeah."

    11. JB

      (laughs)

    12. JR

      Woo.

    13. JB

      There's- there's songs in-

    14. JR

      (singing) I'm getting- I'm getting goosebumps right now.

    15. JB

      (singing)

    16. JR

      Dude, look at that. Look at that, goosebumps.

    17. JB

      (laughs)

    18. JR

      Those are legit.

    19. JB

      (sighs) Woo. Absolutely.

    20. JR

      Yeah, I mean, m- music does something to you physically.

    21. JB

      Yes.

    22. JR

      Yeah.

    23. JB

      Absolutely.

    24. JR

      And if this guy is, all of a sudden, around all these people, the music is doing something to him physically, and then he has this sense of community and all this fun and love and comradery, yeah, your- your fucking pistons start firing. Bang, bang, bang. Woo. (singing)

    25. JB

      (laughs)

    26. JR

      (singing)

    27. JB

      How'd you- how'd you like talking to James?

    28. JR

      I loved it.

    29. JB

      He's a cool guy.

    30. JR

      I loved it. He's a really cool guy. I mean, if you think about a guy that has been through so much craziness, like I- I think of fame as, like, redlining, like, redlining your personality, redlining your stress levels, redlining your life. And so for a guy that's been like, "Dude." And then, like, "Okay, I gotta get off this ride for a little bit." And then you talk to him, and he's- he's just aware that he redlined his life.

  12. 1:03:481:15:34

    Breuer’s UFC night: McGregor chaos, Irish crowds, and a corrected memory

    1. JB

      I- I remember I only been to one UFC fight, and I- I don't think I need to see another.

    2. JR

      (laughs)

    3. JB

      And what I mean by that is, you- you were like, "Jim, you gotta see it." And I was leaving that night, I was- I was in Vegas and I was leaving that night on a red-eye and I almost didn't get out. And you're like, "Jim, you gotta come tonight."

    4. JR

      (laughs)

    5. JB

      He's like, "This is the one, dude. Bro, you don't wanna miss this one." I'm like, "All right, all right, I- I'll be there." And it was McGregor versus Spanish name dude. Uh ... He wasn't supposed to be the bill, and then Nate-

    6. JR

      Diaz?

    7. JB

      Yeah.

    8. JR

      Nate Diaz.

    9. JB

      Yes.

    10. JR

      Yeah, yeah, yeah.

    11. JB

      And I'll n- I still remember that. It's so vivid in my mind. There was an underscore, okay? There was an undercard. All right, he looked like a- a- a- a guy like me, right? Against this-

    12. JR

      (laughs)

    13. JB

      ... toolbox. And every time the kick would hit him, like I've seen on TV, but when you're there where you're standing, you hear ... Like, I kept smelling like ... It sounded like a bat hitting a leg. And then after three kicks, I'm looking at his leg, and it looked like someone spray painted a purple (choking noise) on the inside his leg. I went, "Oh my God, that's gotta be killing him."

    14. JR

      (laughs)

    15. JB

      "How is this human being standing? Oh my God." So smack, smack, smack. And I- I don't even remember who won that. All I remember is the McGregor fight. And McGregor's in there and he's definitely showboat and I loved everything about it, right? And I'm sitting there in the front and he comes in and they- they start the first round, and I feel like Diaz had the best of him the first round. I don't remember a lot of it, but I remember the second round starting and McGregor said something to him like, uh, "Is that the best you got?"

    16. JR

      (laughs)

    17. JB

      Something like that. I went, "Did he just say that to this guy?" And he's trying to intimidate, but then I remember he's getting his ass kicked, ass kicked and he was on the ground, it was ugly. The guy's on the ground and he's going for the final choke him out.

    18. JR

      Right.

    19. JB

      And his wife was right behind me. And I ke- it was like a movie, I kept looking at her going, "Greg, get up, Greg."

    20. JR

      (laughs)

    21. JB

      I'm looking at my ... Oh my God, this must be a horror show. "Oh my God, Becky, come on, Greg." She covered her eyes and went, "Oh my God, this is a horror show," to watch her husband getting choked out and beat in his bla ... And then all of a sudden, he- he gets out of it and he makes it to his feet, and I think H- I think three-quarters of the arena was from Ireland, they're like, (cheering noise) hey, you can help, "Wah!" They were going ape shit.... and I remember like I'm, the hair- I- the hair on my back is standing up watching this. And I remember Diaz's eyes, I'll never forget his eyes. He just... If his eyes could talk they went, he- they said, "Oh, no. I'm done." The-

    22. JR

      Diaz? I think you got the wrong fight. You got this fight so fucked up. When m- when Nate Diaz got on top of Conor McGregor-

    23. JB

      Ugh.

    24. JR

      ... he fucking strangled him and Conor tapped out.

    25. JB

      No. Then it wasn't that fight.

    26. JR

      Okay, it's a different fight.

    27. JB

      It was, it, it was, it was a good five, six years ago. Four years ago?

    28. JR

      Yeah, it was Nate Diaz.

    29. NA

      Hold on. You said the Chad Mendes fight.

    30. JB

      Mendez!

  13. 1:15:341:21:36

    Standup during COVID and Austin’s comedy resurgence: testing crowds and new clubs

    1. JB

      Where, where's the cool areas? Like, I, I don't even know where the hell I'm playing tonight. I'm playing, like, uh, is it outdoors?

    2. JR

      I don't know. What place is th- your place?

    3. JB

      The-

    4. JR

      What's it called?

    5. JB

      The-

    6. JR

      You don't know where you're (laughs) going?

    7. JB

      No.

    8. JR

      Why don't you look at your phone?

    9. JB

      It says-

    10. JR

      Why don't you find out where you're at?

    11. JB

      It's something-

    12. JR

      Jimi, uh- It's a weird- Jimi'll find out. Jimi'll find out.

    13. JB

      It's a weird name. It's like-

    14. JR

      It's not Stubbs Amphitheater, right?

    15. JB

      It's an amphitheater.

    16. NA

      Oh, he's at Nutty Brown.

    17. JR

      Oh, Nutty Brown's awesome.

    18. JB

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      That's the... Is that the place where, uh, Burr was?

    20. NA

      I think so, yeah.

    21. JR

      Yeah, dude, you're gonna love it. It's great. Nutty Brown's great. It's a beautiful amphitheater. So it's outdoors.

    22. JB

      Burr was there.

    23. JR

      Yeah, but it's warm out.

    24. JB

      Burr packed that sucker.

    25. JR

      Yeah, it was awesome. It was really fun. That was one of the first-

    26. JB

      I had to pack that sucker.

    27. JR

      ... first shows that I got to see-

    28. JB

      So where do you play?

    29. JR

      ... like, live. We've been doing-

    30. JB

      Don't you play out here?

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