Joe Rogan Experience #1636 - Colion Noir

1. 0:00 – 14:00

   Supercars, Speed Limits, and the Allure of Electric Power

   1. CNColion Noir0:00

      (drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (instrumental music plays) What's up? How are you?

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:15

      How you doing, man? Dude, you're our resident gun nut.

   4. CNColion Noir0:18

      Hey, I'll take it.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:18

      Like, any time there's a gun issue, you're my go-to guy.

   6. CNColion Noir0:21

      I'm not gonna argue with that.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:23

      (laughs) Nobody knows more.

   8. CNColion Noir0:24

      (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:25

      I don't know anybody... I mean, may-, there might be a dude out there-

   10. CNColion Noir0:27

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:27

       ... but he's probably dangerous.

   12. CNColion Noir0:28

       Yeah. Probably, I mean, I probably learned a lot from him anyway, so... (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:33

       (laughs) So, what's happening, man? How's everything?

   14. CNColion Noir0:35

       Ah, nothing much, man. I'm glad to have you so close now.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:37

       Yeah.

   16. CNColion Noir0:38

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:38

       Yeah. We're, uh, we're state residents now.

   18. CNColion Noir0:40

       Yeah, you are.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:40

       How far is the drive from Dallas?

   20. CNColion Noir0:42

       Uh, the way I do it or-

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:44

       (laughs)

   22. CNColion Noir0:44

       ... the way normal people do it? (laughs)

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:45

       You shouldn't say that on the air, man.

   24. CNColion Noir0:47

       No, I, I know-

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       There's a lot of cops out here.

   26. CNColion Noir0:49

       ... I do, I do, I do it fast legally.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:50

       How you do that?

   28. CNColion Noir0:51

       I mean, that's, that's another story.

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:53

       What do you have, a fucking jet?

   30. CNColion Noir0:54

       I mean...
2. 14:00 – 45:00

   Car Culture, Daily Drivers, and the Feel of Analog Machines

   1. CNColion Noir14:00

      for you."

   2. JRJoe Rogan14:00

      Yeah, that's-

   3. CNColion Noir14:01

      Yeah, they... Yeah.

   4. JRJoe Rogan14:01

      ... the... That's number three for the week.

   5. CNColion Noir14:02

      I got it right (laughs) .

   6. NANarrator14:03

      (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan14:03

      At the range right now. It's hilarious.

   8. CNColion Noir14:05

      So, it w- it would literally be the same rifle that I used to, to hunt my buffalo with. Um, so we go there and... So, I'm like, "Yeah, cool. Let's do it," right? I'm like, "Fine, let's go hunt a buffalo." And I've always looked at buffaloes as being very mage- I... They're just majestic animals.

   9. JRJoe Rogan14:21

      Mm.

   10. CNColion Noir14:21

       Like, I... Like, I... They're beautiful.

   11. JRJoe Rogan14:23

       Yeah, they're amazing.

   12. CNColion Noir14:24

       Um, and I also love bison burgers. So (laughs) , for me, it just made sense. I'm like, "Okay, so let me get this straight. You have a guy who 90% of the time Uber Eats his food."

   13. JRJoe Rogan14:35

       That's what you do-

   14. CNColion Noir14:35

       That's what I...

   15. JRJoe Rogan14:35

       ... 90% of the time?

   16. CNColion Noir14:37

       (sighs) Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan14:37

       90?

   18. CNColion Noir14:38

       It's bad, bro. It's pretty bad.

   19. JRJoe Rogan14:39

       You trust those dudes?

   20. CNColion Noir14:40

       No.

   21. JRJoe Rogan14:40

       They're gonna pick your fries and-

   22. CNColion Noir14:42

       I don't trust them at all, but-

   23. JRJoe Rogan14:43

       But you do it anyway?

   24. CNColion Noir14:44

       Yeah. It's-

   25. JRJoe Rogan14:45

       (laughs)

   26. CNColion Noir14:45

       It's more... It's, it's purely out of convenience-

   27. JRJoe Rogan14:48

       Right.

   28. CNColion Noir14:48

       It's a time thing for me.

   29. JRJoe Rogan14:49

       I get it. I get it.

   30. CNColion Noir14:49

       'Cause it's like my whole day is so filled. It's literally the moment I wake up, I've got to make every aspect of my life efficient, as efficient as possible.
3. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Noir’s First Bison Hunt and the Brutality of Nature

   1. CNColion Noir45:00

      everything was so overwhelming, right? Um, the smell, the sounds, the ... Seeing the live animal in my optic, I think everything just went whoom, and I'm already a scatterbrain. So anything that can force me to hyperfocus is, is ideal.

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:14

      Yeah. I'm not s- ... You're also very smart, and a smart person understands what's happening-

   3. CNColion Noir45:18

      Yeah.

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:18

      ... when nerves start taking over, if you're aware of how your body works.

   5. CNColion Noir45:22

      Yeah.

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:23

      And when you, when you're not aware and then you just let it overrun you-

   7. CNColion Noir45:25

      Yeah, and then you're like-

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:26

      ... and you go into full panic mode-

   9. CNColion Noir45:28

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:28

       Yeah, your, your body is ... You know, the human body and adrenaline, it's, it's a weird little mixture of stuff, because-

   11. CNColion Noir45:35

       Very weird.

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:35

       ... you would think that that adrenaline's supposed to benefit you.

   13. CNColion Noir45:39

       (laughs) I think it can if you know how to use it.

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:40

       Yeah-

   15. CNColion Noir45:41

       Right?

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:41

       ... but it's, it's all ... It's a wild animal.

   17. CNColion Noir45:43

       Yeah. 'Cause I've, I've had panic attacks. I've suffered from panic attacks before. And-

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:47

       When was the last time you had one?

   19. CNColion Noir45:49

       Oh, it's been years.

   20. JRJoe Rogan45:50

       What do you get them for?

   21. CNColion Noir45:51

       Years. Um, you know, sometimes they ... Some of the ones ... Well, you know what? I say they came out of nowhere. But because of the way my mind works and some of the things that I think about it that are just used to routinely, like, s- that it can be caused, it could have been caused by that. But, um, I will say, like, for instance, like, I had, like, uh, one of my major panic attacks I had, I, I actually was smoking.

   22. JRJoe Rogan46:12

       Weed?

   23. CNColion Noir46:12

       Yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan46:13

       Oh, but that's normal.

   25. CNColion Noir46:14

       Yeah. No, I know. Well, now I know that. I didn't know that at the time.

   26. JRJoe Rogan46:16

       Th- those are standard panic attacks.

   27. CNColion Noir46:17

       I was like ... Yeah, you ... I was like, and the funny thing is everybody has the same response when I tell them that shit. They're like, "Oh, you were just smoking the wrong shit." And I was like, uh-

   28. JRJoe Rogan46:24

       It's not probably the right shit.

   29. CNColion Noir46:25

       Yeah, not saying shit I don't want.

   30. JRJoe Rogan46:27

       If you smoke too much of it.
4. 1:00:00 – 1:20:00

   Ethics of Hunting, Meat, and Social-Media Outrage

   1. CNColion Noir1:00:00

      system in Houston is just bad.

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:02

      Yeah.

   3. CNColion Noir1:00:02

      And so it can't... So with the amount... So if we get a lot of rain in a short period of time, it'll flood. The draining system will inevitably work, but you're gonna have to wait.

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:11

      But they weren't just saying the draining system's bad. They were saying just the fact that there's so many roads and highways-

   5. CNColion Noir1:00:16

      Mm-hmm.

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:16

      ... 'cause the water doesn't go through in those areas.

   7. CNColion Noir1:00:19

      Gotcha.

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:19

      So the wa- like, the way that Houston used to be-

   9. CNColion Noir1:00:22

      Mm-hmm.

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:22

       ... before people came was the water would rise up through the rain, but it would go into the ground and-

   11. CNColion Noir1:00:28

       And then-

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:28

       ... it wouldn't really flood.

   13. CNColion Noir1:00:29

       Gotcha.

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:29

       But because of all the highways and the roads and the streets and all the houses and all this-

   15. CNColion Noir1:00:33

       Mm-hmm.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:00:34

       ... hard stuff-

   17. CNColion Noir1:00:34

       Okay.

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:00:35

       ... where the water can't get through-

   19. CNColion Noir1:00:36

       Can't get through.

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:00:36

       ... the water doesn't get into the ground until it does, and then, you know, it stacks up for a while before it drains back down.

   21. CNColion Noir1:00:43

       (laughs) See, and, and the funny thing is being in Dallas, I don't...... I haven't experienced a flood since I've been in Dallas.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:00:48

       Mm-hmm.

   23. CNColion Noir1:00:49

       Um, but the one thing I had to readjust to was the cold and then the snow, well, the ice. That, that's different.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:00:57

       Oh, yeah.

   25. CNColion Noir1:00:58

       Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:00:58

       Yeah.

   27. CNColion Noir1:00:59

       Even though it's only four hours away, at least the way normal people drive. But (laughs) like, I, I remember my first winter in Dallas and I was like, "What the hell is this?" 'Cause in Houston we get the extremes of everything but we never really get the extremes of, like, snow or ice.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:01:16

       Did they get s- snow this last storm, though?

   29. CNColion Noir1:01:18

       Yeah, they did.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:01:19

       They did, right? Yeah.

Episode duration: 2:55:18