Joe Rogan Experience #1667 - Annie Lederman

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drumming) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      (drumming) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) What are the odds that you and I are wearing the same shirt?

   4. ALAnnie Lederman0:17

      It's so weird. And it's a shirt I drew and I'm putting up on my website to sell.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:21

      Yeah, I just don't have the midriff show.

   6. ALAnnie Lederman0:22

      (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:23

      Did you trim that yourself?

   8. ALAnnie Lederman0:23

      Well, I should have, I did trim it myself. I cut all my shirts.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:26

      Wow. All of them?

   10. ALAnnie Lederman0:27

       Yeah. I had a girl come up to me who was very skinny, who goes, "You've really given me, like, a lot of inspiration, like, how you'll just wear a midriff no matter what." And I was like, "Oh my God, bitch." (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:36

       What does, what does that mean? (laughs) What else?

   12. ALAnnie Lederman0:37

       I was like, I was like, but yeah, I like to ... I'm loud and proud muffin topping around this town, baby.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:42

       Wow, you don't give a fuck.

   14. ALAnnie Lederman0:43

       No.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:44

       Good for you.

   16. ALAnnie Lederman0:45

       I like cropping it. I think they land weird. I have hips, you know, so they land-

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       Mm-hmm.

   18. ALAnnie Lederman0:48

       ... weird on my hips. They get tight on my hips, so I just crop that bitch.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:50

       Huh.

   20. ALAnnie Lederman0:51

       Wear it, hoist my, my sweatpants up high. I-

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:54

       Which is what you wear most of the time, right?

   22. ALAnnie Lederman0:55

       Yes. When I came to Austin last time, by the way, nobody warned me.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:58

       About?

   24. ALAnnie Lederman0:59

       About the fucking swamp ass situation here.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:02

       (laughs)

   26. ALAnnie Lederman1:02

       I was wearing, I was wearing sweatpants. All I have is sweatpants. I, listen, I, I gained a little weight over COVID, loud and proud, I don't give a shit. But, I'm, I refuse to buy new clothes, so I'm a size four till the seams pop.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:15

       I don't know what that is. Is that a lot?

   28. ALAnnie Lederman1:16

       Like, a size four is like-

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:18

       What's Jamie?

   30. ALAnnie Lederman1:19

       Jamie, if he was a girl, would be a size like eight.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Oh, you're right. Why…

   1. ALAnnie Lederman15:00

      on the up, guys. Look at this.

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:01

      Oh, you're right. Why did I think it was indoor?

   3. ALAnnie Lederman15:02

      Is this where the Koresh-

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:04

      Look at this.

   5. ALAnnie Lederman15:04

      ... place was?

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:04

      Yeah.

   7. ALAnnie Lederman15:04

      They just built this over it?

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:05

      They leveled it. And, uh, the bodies of the people are underneath the water.

   9. ALAnnie Lederman15:08

      (laughs) That's really incredible.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:09

       Sometimes when you go under you see a skull.

   11. ALAnnie Lederman15:11

       (laughs)

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:12

       (laughs) It's fucking badass though. I mean, that's... What a great place to learn how to surf, right?

   13. ALAnnie Lederman15:18

       Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:18

       Because you don't have to wait for waves. It's like, if you had... The only way to learn jujitsu was to wait for someone to grab you, that would suck, right?

   15. ALAnnie Lederman15:26

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:26

       You have no one to roll with.

   17. ALAnnie Lederman15:28

       I have not done jujits-

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:28

       This is like you have training.

   19. ALAnnie Lederman15:30

       I have not done jujitsu since before the pandemic. I am now so grossed out. I was thinking about all the ball sweat, I was thinking about the smell of the-

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:36

       Ball sweat?

   21. ALAnnie Lederman15:37

       Yes, the smell of...

   22. JRJoe Rogan15:39

       Men?

   23. ALAnnie Lederman15:39

       And listen, I'm no, I'm not Mr. Clean over here, I got my own smells going on.

   24. JRJoe Rogan15:45

       (laughs) You smell great.

   25. ALAnnie Lederman15:45

       In fact, when I would go to-

   26. JRJoe Rogan15:47

       When I hugged you, I was impressed.

   27. ALAnnie Lederman15:48

       (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan15:52

       (laughs)

   29. ALAnnie Lederman15:52

       When I would go into class, when I would go into 10th plane, I would go to whoever my partner was, I go, "I did yoga before this, so I'm sorry or thank you, whichever," or, "I'm sorry or welcome, whichever you're into, I'm not sure what you like." But-

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:04

       Now, you would go yoga and then straight into jujitsu?
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Look, I'm wearing your…

   1. ALAnnie Lederman30:00

      then this one, I'm just like, I just couldn't wait to come.

   2. JRJoe Rogan30:02

      Look, I'm wearing your shirt.

   3. ALAnnie Lederman30:04

      I know.

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:04

      Um, this-

   5. ALAnnie Lederman30:05

      Annietterman.com.

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:07

      This, uh, this Black Rifle that has 300 milligrams of caffeine, don't fuck with this.

   7. ALAnnie Lederman30:12

      I'm so scared. Rich mocha?

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:14

      This is, this might... It's really delicious too.

   9. ALAnnie Lederman30:15

      Do I get rich if I drink it?

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:16

       That's the problem. No, it's got a rich flavor, so it's-

   11. ALAnnie Lederman30:18

       You've taught me so much my king.

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:20

       (laughs)

   13. ALAnnie Lederman30:23

       So, the days-

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:24

       That's good, right?

   15. ALAnnie Lederman30:24

       ... not too long ago when you were slapping hundreds into my hand.

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:28

       Well, you were broke.

   17. ALAnnie Lederman30:29

       I know. No, I really appreciate it. Do, but do you remember when I was gonna ... I liked when you told me if I got people away from you that were annoying you, you would give me-

   18. JRJoe Rogan30:35

       (laughs)

   19. ALAnnie Lederman30:35

       ... a hundred bucks. And then I was slamming people and you're like, "That's my friend." And I was like, "Oh, shit."

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:39

       (laughs)

   21. ALAnnie Lederman30:39

       I, like, misread it. I was body slamming people into shit. (laughs)

   22. JRJoe Rogan30:43

       (laughs) Yeah, the ol', the ol' parking lot days.

   23. ALAnnie Lederman30:46

       I know-

   24. JRJoe Rogan30:47

       Good times.

   25. ALAnnie Lederman30:47

       ... it's fun. It's, listen, it's getting ... It's in an interesting place right now because it's not, like, full capacity, the Comedy Store, but it's really fun. Are you gonna come back and visit us soon?

   26. JRJoe Rogan30:54

       Yes, for sure. Yeah-

   27. ALAnnie Lederman30:55

       I can't wait.

   28. JRJoe Rogan30:55

       ... when I'm in LA I'll definitely come back.

   29. ALAnnie Lederman30:57

       You gotta come back 'cause it's ... We miss you.

   30. JRJoe Rogan30:58

       I'm on, I'm on a plan, I'm on a plan like a weekend. Do a weekend there.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Oh, that's nice. …

   1. ALAnnie Lederman45:00

      weekend working.

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:01

      Oh, that's nice.

   3. ALAnnie Lederman45:01

      It was so fun. And I did their March Madness Contest, where I like waited in line like it was Last Comic Standing, you know.

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:07

      Oh.

   5. ALAnnie Lederman45:07

      And I did one minute in front of Louis and I got passed on to the next round, and I got really far. And that was like very early in my career. And then they kept my, my stuff, and then Norton wanted to ... Likes to have a female opener so it like balances-

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:20

      Mm-hmm.

   7. ALAnnie Lederman45:20

      ... his act. And so he picked me, and I, I opened for him, and then I would ... Went on the road with him for about a year or two.

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:27

      That's awesome.

   9. ALAnnie Lederman45:28

      And learned so much. But I'm finally ... I'm going back to headline for the first time-

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:31

       Ooh.

   11. ALAnnie Lederman45:31

       ... in August. I'm so excited.

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:33

       That's your first time ever headlining Carolines?

   13. ALAnnie Lederman45:35

       Carolines, yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:36

       Wow.

   15. ALAnnie Lederman45:36

       So, it's like this weird full circle. I'm just having this-

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:39

       That's nice.

   17. ALAnnie Lederman45:39

       ... such a good time coming back. I'm going to all these different places. My, my thing will be coming out. I'm also doing a show for The Eagles. Not the band.

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:47

       The Eagles the band?

   19. ALAnnie Lederman45:47

       No, not the band.

   20. JRJoe Rogan45:48

       No. Philadelphia?

   21. ALAnnie Lederman45:49

       Where I'm from. So, I'm going back to Philadelphia at the Lincoln Financial Field. I'm doing the stadium-

   22. JRJoe Rogan45:54

       What?

   23. ALAnnie Lederman45:55

       ... that they play in. Yeah. F- It's through The Eagles. It's for this charity called Laughter Heals.

   24. JRJoe Rogan45:58

       How many people are gonna be there?

   25. ALAnnie Lederman46:00

       I don't know. I mean, you got tickets.

   26. JRJoe Rogan46:01

       That's like 50,000 people or some shit, right?

   27. ALAnnie Lederman46:03

       It's gonna be ... It's gonna be so fun. But it's like, uh, a lot of Philly acts. There's gonna be Big Jay-

   28. JRJoe Rogan46:06

       Are you gonna say cunt in front of 50,000 people?

   29. ALAnnie Lederman46:08

       Of course I'll say cunt.

   30. JRJoe Rogan46:09

       That's weird.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:01:09

   (laughs) …

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      Well-

   2. ALAnnie Lederman1:00:00

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:01

      ... whatever this thing was, it's like a black panther-

   4. ALAnnie Lederman1:00:04

      Can you ride a zebra?

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:04

      No, you cannot.

   6. ALAnnie Lederman1:00:05

      Are they short?

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:06

      No, they're horse-sized. They're f- It's a fucking horse, a wild horse that cannot be tamed. No one has ever been able to tame a zebra. It's like trying to ride a wolf. Like, get the fuck out of here.

   8. ALAnnie Lederman1:00:15

      I relate. Maybe my spirit animal is a zebra.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:17

      Anyway, I'm in the middle of this.

   10. ALAnnie Lederman1:00:19

       Sorry.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:19

       Outside of my fucking house-

   12. ALAnnie Lederman1:00:21

       (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:21

       ... there is a, a b- a big black cat-

   14. ALAnnie Lederman1:00:24

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:24

       ... like a black panther.

   16. ALAnnie Lederman1:00:25

       Wow.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:25

       And, like, like as big as my dog. You know, my dog's, like, 80 pounds.

   18. ALAnnie Lederman1:00:29

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:30

       This thing is, like, that size.

   20. ALAnnie Lederman1:00:31

       Wow.

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:00:31

       Probably like a little less than him, but it's a big fucking black cat. And you see its eyes on the security camera walking down. And then my neighbor, who walks his fucking dog at night, his dog is, like, on death's door, right? It's, like, sweetheart of a dog, but-

   22. ALAnnie Lederman1:00:46

       Yeah, of course.

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:00:47

       And he's... So he's got a headlamp on.

   24. ALAnnie Lederman1:00:49

       The dog?

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:00:50

       No, the, the neighbor.

   26. ALAnnie Lederman1:00:51

       (laughs) Fuck. This dog's, like, dragging its legs.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:00:52

       She's... I'm trying to tell a story, and you're fucking up my flow.

   28. ALAnnie Lederman1:00:56

       (laughs) Sorry.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:00:56

       This guy is-

   30. ALAnnie Lederman1:00:56

       I have some punchlines, excuse me.

Episode duration: 3:01:15