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Joe Rogan Experience #1677 - Tim Dillon

Tim Dillon is a comedian, tour guide, and host. His podcast “The Tim Dillon Show” is available on Spotify.

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Jun 27, 20242h 27mWatch on YouTube ↗

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    (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

    1. NA

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

    2. NA

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

    3. JR

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (instrumental music plays) How you doing?

    4. TD

      How are you?

    5. JR

      I'm wonderful. How are you?

    6. TD

      Thank you for having me.

    7. JR

      I didn't know you have no caffeine.

    8. TD

      No caffeine, uh, for years.

    9. JR

      How many years?

    10. TD

      About two.

    11. JR

      What is that like?

    12. TD

      Um, you sleep better.

    13. JR

      That's what I hear.

    14. TD

      Yeah. I was drinking coffee in the morning and then having to... I would drink a cup at, like, 4:00. And I would drink a, a cup at 4:00. That would keep me up till 3:00 AM every night.

    15. JR

      Mm.

    16. TD

      Yeah. So I had to stop, 'cause I, I'm an addict. I have addictive personality, and anything can become habitual.

    17. JR

      Yeah.

    18. TD

      So I had to be careful.

    19. JR

      I think I'm an addict too.

    20. TD

      Well, you control it better than most.

    21. JR

      Yeah, but it's the same, it's the same thing, like-

    22. TD

      You are the, you would be the definition of a high-functioning addict.

    23. JR

      This has 300 milligrams of caffeine.

    24. TD

      Now, what does that do?

    25. JR

      (laughs)

    26. TD

      A- when you drink that, how do you feel?

    27. JR

      Sleep like a baby.

    28. TD

      Really?

    29. JR

      I could go to sleep under this table. (laughs)

    30. TD

      Interesting. (laughs)

  2. 15:0030:00

    Yeah. …

    1. TD

      I'm attacked." And, you know, the reality is, real mental illness, you don't get a comedy special, you don't get a profile in Rolling Stone, you get locked up.

    2. JR

      Yeah.

    3. TD

      Truly. Because you're a danger to yourself and others, which my mother is. And I see this and I go, "This is not people that are operating with full use of all of their faculties. Something is wrong."

    4. JR

      Something's wrong, but it's wrong in a mild way where they can justify this-

    5. TD

      Yes.

    6. JR

      ... weird thing, especially at this time in society-

    7. TD

      Right.

    8. JR

      ... where we'll tolerate this.

    9. TD

      We'll tolerate it.

    10. JR

      Not just tolerate it, we'll encourage it.

    11. TD

      It'll be encouraged.

    12. JR

      I think people are gonna be transracial. I think in the next few years-

    13. TD

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      ... transracialism is gonna be, like, fully embraced, and then we're gonna have Black folks on our side 'cause they're gonna go-

    15. TD

      Right.

    16. JR

      ... "Hey."

    17. TD

      Yeah.

    18. JR

      Now this is, this is crazy.

    19. TD

      This is too much. Yeah.

    20. JR

      This is crazy. All this stuff about trans women-

    21. TD

      Right.

    22. JR

      ... competing in the Olympics.

    23. TD

      Right.

    24. JR

      That, that wasn't as bothersome.

    25. TD

      Yeah.

    26. JR

      D- cr- uh, J Chappelle has a fucking brilliant bit about it.

    27. TD

      About that.

    28. JR

      I don't wanna give away the bit-

    29. TD

      Yeah, of course.

    30. JR

      ... but he's got a, an amazing bit about it.

  3. 30:0045:00

    In what way? …

    1. TD

      real estate agents were like, "Yeah, it's bad." They go, they go, "I've got to be very honest with you." They go, "It's very bad."

    2. JR

      In what way?

    3. TD

      They said that the violence has gone up, crime has gone up. Now everybody kinda has a story about somebody that's been, you know, that somebody got followed to their car, you know. Somebody got robbed. There was an incident of violence. Somebody, somebody exposed themself to somebody. Like, it's... These things are all increasing. These numbers are going up. There's a lot of mental illness, drug addiction in a, a lot of the, you know, unhoused populations of people. And unfortunately, that is creating a dangerous environment for a lot of people. And nobody wants to talk about that, and people wanna say that it's like, um, you know, whatever it is, it's hateful to... And it's... Listen, nobody wants homeless, nobody wants people to be, uh, on the street and insane, but there are a percentage of those people... I'm sure the vast majority of them are peaceful, but a per- but maybe not. But a percentage of them are, you know, engaging in criminal acts that are making other people unsafe. And all of the homicide rates in major cities have gone up in an unprecedented way.

    4. JR

      Yeah.

    5. TD

      Like, it's... You know. And the people that are victims of that are living in these cities. They're poor people, they take public transportation, they're vulnerable, they're elderly, and no one cares. And if you call that out, they're like, "Oh, fuck you, Rush Limbaugh," whatever.

    6. JR

      Yeah.

    7. TD

      I'm like, "Hey, guys-... it is what it is. These are facts and the realities that people are paying the price for those are people that are not you. They-

    8. JR

      I saw a tweet the other day, it was a hilarious tweet.

    9. TD

      Yeah.

    10. JR

      Where this woman was comparing crime rates in 1980-

    11. TD

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      ... to, or the 1980s to what's happening in New York today-

    13. TD

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      ... and how much "lower" the crime rate is now.

    15. TD

      Right.

    16. JR

      Even though it's up by, like, more than 100%.

    17. TD

      Right.

    18. JR

      Of last year.

    19. TD

      Yeah.

    20. JR

      Not, not comparing that.

    21. TD

      Right.

    22. JR

      Let's go back to 1980.

    23. TD

      Yeah.

    24. JR

      It's lower.

    25. TD

      She goes, "Let's go back to when Gangs of New York-"

    26. JR

      (laughs)

    27. TD

      ... you know? When it was, like, the-

    28. JR

      Billy Butcher.

    29. TD

      ... Five Points. Yeah, people were, like, s- stabbing each other. Let's go back to when people were getting thrown out of saloon windows.

    30. JR

      Yeah.

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    Oh, yeah. …

    1. TD

      Laurel Canyon, in that area-

    2. JR

      Oh, yeah.

    3. TD

      ... it is very, very strange. That book, you had that guy on your show.

    4. JR

      Chaos.

    5. TD

      Yeah.

    6. JR

      Tom O'Neill.

    7. TD

      Yeah.

    8. JR

      That.

    9. TD

      Tom O'Neill.

    10. JR

      Incredible book. Uh, and I brought it up the other day with Quentin Tarantino.

    11. TD

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      And Tarantino, uh, had read it as well.

    13. TD

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      I think he r- did he say he read it after he wrote the script?

    15. NA

      Dern, I think he talked... I think he said he's got, like, he talked to him for sure.

    16. JR

      Yeah.

    17. NA

      I, I think it was after though.

    18. JR

      Yeah. I think after, he really f- what, did the deep dive and found out how fucking crazy the whole CIA experiments with LSD are.

    19. TD

      Oh, yeah.

    20. JR

      To the point where the, uh... M- my wife's mom was a hippie in Haight-Ashbury back in the dizze. And now, if you met her, she's, like, super nice grandma-

    21. TD

      Right.

    22. JR

      ... lady you would never imagine.

    23. TD

      Right.

    24. JR

      But back in the day, she used to go to the Haight-Ashbury Free Clinic, which was literally run by the CIA.

    25. TD

      Crazy.

    26. JR

      And that's where Manson and all those guys were getting acid from.

    27. TD

      Right.

    28. JR

      And then right after Tom O'Neill's book comes out, the, the, the, the fucking Haight-Ashbury Free Clinic had been around for decades.

    29. TD

      Right.

    30. JR

      After Tom O'Neill's book, couple months later-

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    Did he do a…

    1. JR

      the whole thing, it's lit on fire. All of the w- the steel gets weakened, all the concrete gets weakened. It caves in at the top, and then one of the top floors goes, and then the whole thing caves in.

    2. TD

      Did he do a deep dive into why we left 17 pages out of the 9/11 Commission Report that protected Saudi Arabia? Four days after the attack, Bandar, Prince Bandar was on, in the Rose Ga- or, uh, you know, on the balcony of the White House with the President of the United States. 15 of the 19 hijackers were Saudis. We completely exempted them from any culpability and attacked two countries that had nothing to do with it.

    3. JR

      Well, that-

    4. TD

      That's-

    5. JR

      ... is a real conspiracy.

    6. TD

      Well, that's fucking crazy.

    7. JR

      That's a real conspiracy. Yeah, it is fucking crazy.

    8. TD

      That's crazy.

    9. JR

      But it doesn't mean that the, the building was a controlled demolition.

    10. TD

      I don't know that it... Listen, that building collapsed in a very strange way for a building that was not hit by anything.

    11. JR

      But it was destroyed. The parts of the building were destroyed. There was big chunks of the building that were fucked up, and there was a raging fire.

    12. TD

      I understand that. But-

    13. JR

      What do you think happened? You think they detonated it?

    14. TD

      I don't, I don't know that we'll ever know.

    15. JR

      But if you had a guess?

    16. TD

      I, why is Larry Silverstein saying, "Pull it?"

    17. JR

      Yeah, what did that mean?

    18. TD

      What did that mean?

    19. JR

      What did that mean?

    20. TD

      I don't know. Maybe it means something. I don't know.

    21. JR

      Yeah, what does it mean?

    22. TD

      How are they making pho-... I can't get service on my phone when I take off. How are you making a phone call at 25,000 feet in the air, uh, uh, from a cell phone, telling 'em, "We love you."

    23. JR

      Is that real though?

    24. TD

      Yeah!

    25. JR

      ... but did people really do that?

    26. TD

      They, they-

    27. JR

      They said people really did that.

    28. TD

      They said they did. Well-

    29. JR

      But that was th- that was the flight that many people believe got shot down. You know that story?

    30. TD

      Yeah, that's p- potentially true, but w-

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