Joe Rogan Experience #1685 - Shane Gillis

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music plays) All right, we're back after a brief hiatus. We had a little fuck-up here.

   4. SGShane Gillis0:16

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:16

      But we're back. Cheers again.

   6. SGShane Gillis0:17

      Yeah, cheers.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:18

      So we were saying that, uh, I was saying that this is Stanhope's move, drinking Bud Light, and you were saying that you like drinking Bud Light because, uh, you could drink more. And then I said Stanhope switched to cocktails. This, all this happened, we had a fuck-up-

   8. SGShane Gillis0:30

      Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:30

      ... with the recording. But you said you lived with Stanhope.

   10. SGShane Gillis0:34

       I did.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:34

       At the fucking Neverland Ranch?

   12. SGShane Gillis0:36

       Yes. It was crazy.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:37

       Yeah, what's he doing out there?

   14. SGShane Gillis0:39

       Uh, what do you think?

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:40

       Yeah. (laughs)

   16. SGShane Gillis0:41

       (laughs) Just guess.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:41

       Just being bombed and having-

   18. SGShane Gillis0:43

       He's nuts.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:43

       ... random strangers show up at his house?

   20. SGShane Gillis0:45

       Yeah. He doesn't care. I mean, he's, he's still, he's so funny, but yeah, every once in a while, he'd get, he'd get a little nasty.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:52

       Yeah?

   22. SGShane Gillis0:52

       He'd turn on me.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:53

       He'd turn on you?

   24. SGShane Gillis0:54

       Yeah, I'd say every, because we, I mean, it was, it was like a month and I, I can drink, but I can't-

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:59

       So, you lived with him for a whole month?

   26. SGShane Gillis1:00

       Yeah, I lived, I stayed in the guest house.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:02

       What is that place like, that Bisbee, Arizona?

   28. SGShane Gillis1:04

       It's a cool town.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:05

       Yeah?

   30. SGShane Gillis1:06

       It's really cool, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. It's like an old mining town, so every house is like an old mine shack. It's crazy.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Maybe. He got mad.…

   1. SGShane Gillis15:00

      He probably saw that and was like... (fingers snap)

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      Maybe. He got mad.

   3. SGShane Gillis15:02

      I don't like people playing with my kids.

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:03

      Right. Probably. It's all this crazy rhetoric. This, uh, white people are terrible rhetoric, where you're just r- allowed to just run up to random whiteys and punch them.

   5. SGShane Gillis15:14

      Yeah. That's good, though. Keeps our head on a swivel a little.

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:17

      Maybe.

   7. SGShane Gillis15:17

      It's time for the whiteys to start...

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:19

      When you're 60 years old and you don't know karate-

   9. SGShane Gillis15:21

      (laughs) True.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:22

       ... and you're Rick Moranis.

   11. SGShane Gillis15:23

       (laughs) That's true.

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:23

       It's probably not the best.

   13. SGShane Gillis15:24

       Just getting leveled.

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:25

       Yeah. And that, like, that guy's not gonna recover from that well.

   15. SGShane Gillis15:28

       No.

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:29

       You know? He's not Mark Hunt.

   17. SGShane Gillis15:31

       Yeah. Yeah. He'll be able to ba-... Rick'll, he'll bounce back. Rick's tough, dude. What do you know about Rick?

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:37

       You think?

   19. SGShane Gillis15:37

       He's got a chin. That's the only thing.

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:37

       I don't know anything about Rick. I'm just taking a guess. I don't think so. He went down pretty quick.

   21. SGShane Gillis15:42

       (laughs) Well, it was a sneak shot there.

   22. JRJoe Rogan15:43

       It was a sneak shot. That's true. Yeah.

   23. SGShane Gillis15:46

       You could see his instincts kick in a little. He did.

   24. JRJoe Rogan15:48

       Really? You think so? A little covering up?

   25. SGShane Gillis15:50

       Yeah, if you watch it close, you'll see Rick.

   26. JRJoe Rogan15:52

       I thought that was, like, a seizure.

   27. SGShane Gillis15:53

       No, he definitely did not.

   28. JRJoe Rogan15:54

       Oh, okay.

   29. SGShane Gillis15:54

       He did not react at all, dude. He got leveled. (laughs)

   30. JRJoe Rogan15:58

       (laughs)
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   It... I- is there…

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      where everything's nuts. She is charged with sexual interference with a person under the age of 16 and sexual assault. Like...

   2. NANarrator30:08

      It... I- is there any small chance that that... They just, like, accidentally put the wrong picture up?

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:12

      No.

   4. NANarrator30:12

      In the... In the article?

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:14

      What do you think?

   6. NANarrator30:15

      Probably not, but it's happened before and they're just like, "Oops, uh, we know. We put the wrong, the wrong, uh..."

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:21

      What, are you working for the Toronto government?

   8. NANarrator30:22

      No!

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:22

      Look at this fuck.

   10. NANarrator30:23

       I'm just asking. I'm just asking.

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:25

       Look at this fuck.

   12. SGShane Gillis30:25

       What's the matter with you?

   13. NANarrator30:25

       Just asking.

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:26

       What is the matter with you?

   15. NANarrator30:27

       Just asking a question.

   16. SGShane Gillis30:27

       You don't support the six-year-old boy?

   17. JRJoe Rogan30:29

       (laughs) That's what I'm saying.

   18. SGShane Gillis30:30

       What the fuck, man?

   19. JRJoe Rogan30:31

       Yeah, bro, you, you are a pro molester.

   20. SGShane Gillis30:33

       (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan30:35

       ... it's just the fact that they-

   22. SGShane Gillis30:35

       I'm sure the teachers-

   23. JRJoe Rogan30:36

       Oh.

   24. SGShane Gillis30:36

       ... the teachers should do that. The, like, the male teachers that get in trouble for hooking up with kids-

   25. JRJoe Rogan30:40

       Just say they're women.

   26. SGShane Gillis30:40

       ... should be like, "I actually identify as a woman."

   27. JRJoe Rogan30:42

       Yeah, you get a way lighter sentence.

   28. SGShane Gillis30:43

       Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan30:44

       Yeah.

   30. SGShane Gillis30:44

       That's-
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Yeah. Fresh Prince of…

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      is it called?

   2. SGShane Gillis45:00

      Yeah. Fresh Prince of DC.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:02

      Yes.

   4. SGShane Gillis45:02

      Or something, Fresh Prez.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:03

      Something like that. Fresh Prez.

   6. SGShane Gillis45:04

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:05

      Dude, it's, it's tear-jerking. It's-

   8. SGShane Gillis45:08

      Who's Bill Maher?

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:09

      Oh, my God, it's incredible.

   10. SGShane Gillis45:10

       New rule.

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:11

       Yeah.

   12. SGShane Gillis45:11

       It just... Oh, my God.

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:13

       And it's, it is something about it that it's almost got like a South Park-esque quality to it.

   14. SGShane Gillis45:17

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:17

       Because it looks so fake, but it's obvious... Uh, it's like, it's like these things. Like, look how bad these look.

   16. SGShane Gillis45:24

       (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:24

       Look at the little tiny hand he holds up for Bill Maher. Like, the face swap thing is amazing. It really is amazing, because he's... Like, look at it, AOC, 'cause it looks so fake. Like you-

   18. SGShane Gillis45:37

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:37

       ... would never believe that that's the real person. So it's comedic, but it, it's also the, the material is brilliant. And you can get away with so much in someone else's voice when everybody knows it's not really that person.

   20. SGShane Gillis45:51

       Yeah, yeah, yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:51

       It's really one of the most genius platforms ever created.

   22. SGShane Gillis45:54

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan45:54

       And he's the master. Him and, him and Kurt Metzger.

   24. SGShane Gillis45:57

       Kurt is-

   25. JRJoe Rogan45:58

       They're incredible.

   26. SGShane Gillis45:58

       They're, they're both, yeah. Kurt's-

   27. JRJoe Rogan46:00

       It's the best shit.

   28. SGShane Gillis46:01

       Kurt's like one of my, he's one of my favorite comedians, man.

   29. JRJoe Rogan46:03

       But the shit you're doing is right up there with that.

   30. SGShane Gillis46:05

       Thank you.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:05:56

   Yeah. …

   1. SGShane Gillis1:00:00

      It's okay, but it, it's one of those things where it's like you're caught up in this moment of like, this is huge, you're emotional. And then in a couple y- like, you know, it's, you're gonna be embarrassed. Don't ever apologize.

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:13

      Yeah.

   3. SGShane Gillis1:00:13

      That's what I'm saying. Like-

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:14

      You can apologize for hurting people's feelings.

   5. SGShane Gillis1:00:16

      Oh, for hurting people's feelings, certainly, but-

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:18

      You can still apologize for things you said that-

   7. SGShane Gillis1:00:19

      Don't issue a statement.

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:20

      Yeah. The, the problem was those statements are so grandiose too. It's like, people... Like, when Jimmy Kimmel made a statement about doing blackface in the '90s.

   9. SGShane Gillis1:00:28

      (sighs)

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:28

       I was like, "Oh, Jimmy."

   11. SGShane Gillis1:00:30

       Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:31

       Everybody knows. They know that you were just doing Carl Malone. They know you're not racist. Like, this, you're appeasing to the worst humans.

   13. SGShane Gillis1:00:39

       Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:40

       That's the problem, is the people that want you to apologize for that stuff, they're all sanctimonious shitheads who are just trying to take people down. It's not, there's... They're not really thinking you're a bad person. No reasonable human being thinks Jimmy Kimmel's a bad person-

   15. SGShane Gillis1:00:57

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:00:57

       ... or a racist. That's ridiculous.

   17. SGShane Gillis1:00:59

       Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:00:59

       They're looking for targets. They're looking for... They got a bag of rocks, and they're looking at windows.

   19. SGShane Gillis1:01:05

       Yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:01:05

       That's what it is.

   21. SGShane Gillis1:01:07

       ... and yeah, it's fun.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:01:08

       Yeah, it's fun.

   23. SGShane Gillis1:01:09

       It's fun to watch someone get fucking crushed.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:01:10

       Oh, yeah.

   25. SGShane Gillis1:01:11

       That's what people like.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:01:12

       It's, I like watching car accidents.

   27. SGShane Gillis1:01:14

       Uh, yeah. All the time. I wi- I watch, yeah, the worst things possible. I watch that.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:01:18

       Mm-hmm.

   29. SGShane Gillis1:01:19

       And on Twitter when s- even today, even after it happened to me, I'll see it happening to someone else and be like, "Aah." It's crazy.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:01:27

       It is. But, you know, we were talking about Tony. When Tony goes on stage now, I'm telling you, the round of applause this fucking guy gets is, like, double what used to happen.

Episode duration: 3:13:14