Joe Rogan Experience #1720 - Tony Hinchcliffe & Brian Redban

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. NANarrator0:01

      (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music plays) Oh, hello, boys.

   4. THTony Hinchcliffe0:14

      Hey.

   5. BRBrian Redban0:14

      Hello.

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:15

      (laughs) This is gonna be one of those shows.

   7. THTony Hinchcliffe0:18

      (laughs)

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:20

      How's it sound with that on?

   9. BRBrian Redban0:21

      It sounds perfectly normal.

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:23

       (laughs)

   11. THTony Hinchcliffe0:25

       (laughs)

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:25

       (laughs) Today, how many times have you, like, heard... I've heard videos on YouTube where, like, th- this guy was reviewing watches and he was wearing a mask while he was reviewing the video. So, you could, like, hear the (muffled sound) muffle thing. I'm like, this is gonna be... Like, we're gonna look back on these days with the, the masks and all the, the people that were, like, taking them off and then putting them back on to take photos. Like, all the times that politicians have been busted doing that. And we're gonna say, "This was, like, a specially stupid time."

   13. THTony Hinchcliffe0:56

       So stupid.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:57

       Specially stupid. Not saying that it's stupid to wear a mask. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying the virtue signaling of it.

   15. THTony Hinchcliffe1:02

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:03

       The, the theater of it all.

   17. THTony Hinchcliffe1:04

       Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:05

       I-

   19. THTony Hinchcliffe1:05

       People put on the mask before, like, giving a speech and then-

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:08

       Yeah.

   21. THTony Hinchcliffe1:09

       ... Yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:09

       Well, they have it off and they're hanging out backstage, and then there's a video of them putting it on, then getting in front of everybody, and then taking it off in front of everybody giving the speech. Like, it's just theater. Like, when Rand Paul was in front of Fauci and he said, you know, "Your, your vaccine, why are you wearing this mask?" It's theater. He's, he was right. It is, it's a theater. It's to let everybody know you're a good person. I'm a good person. Look at my mask.

   23. THTony Hinchcliffe1:30

       Yeah.

   24. BRBrian Redban1:31

       I talked to somebody on the phone that was use- that had a mask on. I was like, "Where are you?" And they're like, "In my hotel room." I'm like, "What the fuck are you doing calling me with a mask on? Are you by yourself?"

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:40

       Was it Ian Edwards? Were you talking to Ian Edwards?

   26. THTony Hinchcliffe1:42

       (laughs)

   27. BRBrian Redban1:43

       (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:43

       Ian double masks backstage with us.

   29. THTony Hinchcliffe1:45

       Yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:45

       We're hanging out backstage. He's double masked. I'm like, "Hey, bro, we've all been tested, like you. You know, we're all good."
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   I don't think that's…

   1. THTony Hinchcliffe15:00

      about death from that.

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:01

      I don't think that's the same thing, and I can't believe you just brought that up.

   3. THTony Hinchcliffe15:03

      What are you talking about?

   4. Well, we had, we had... What's the-

   5. (laughs) Pro wrestling back then was watched by every- there was, like, a bunch of people.

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:08

      Yeah, but that's not the same thing. That's not r- That's fake.

   7. THTony Hinchcliffe15:12

      Oh, right. (laughs) And this stuff's real. I forgot.

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:15

      Yes.

   9. THTony Hinchcliffe15:15

      But we had Faces of Death.

   10. (laughs)

   11. You know, as a kid, we all carried that around.

   12. Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:19

       That, that was, that was real.

   14. THTony Hinchcliffe15:19

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:20

       That was a... Now, these... But kids today have LiveLeak. They're watching that kind of shit every day. They're watching people bounce off cars, like, jumping from fucking the top of apartment buildings and bouncing off cars. They're watching car accidents and motorcycle crashes. They're seeing so much more crazy shit.

   16. THTony Hinchcliffe15:35

       And they get to cheat at school too. Like, having an iPhone's crazy.

   17. Yeah.

   18. I would have been straight A's if I had an iPhone in my pocket.

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:42

       And if you're a lazy teacher and you just let it slide.

   20. THTony Hinchcliffe15:45

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan15:45

       Let it slide.

   22. THTony Hinchcliffe15:46

       Apple Watch, you just have everything in your notes. Just going through your Apple Watch. Looks like you're checking the time.

   23. JRJoe Rogan15:52

       There's some thing that's going on now where they don't want parents to protest at, uh, these school board meetings. Have you s- You've seen this? There's a mo-... What I've seen about it is people complaining, so I don't know the story. But I believe the story is parents are complaining about a bunch of different things at these school board meetings and it's getting very intense. And so, there was talk of them not being able to do it and just how they were labeled. Like, someone... I, I don't know if they were using hyperbole, but they were saying they were being labeled a terrorist if they go and protest the kind of education their kid is getting.

   24. THTony Hinchcliffe16:30

       (laughs)

   25. JRJoe Rogan16:32

       It's, like, real controversial. One day when you kids shoot a live round into someone and make a person, you'll understand why this is weird to people.

   26. THTony Hinchcliffe16:39

       (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan16:39

       The increasingly wild world of school board meetings.

   28. THTony Hinchcliffe16:43

       (laughs)

   29. Ain't gonna happen.

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:43

       And one, and one event riled up conservatives. See, that's a problem. Like, as soon as you label them.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   It's kind of like-…

   1. BRBrian Redban30:00

      the time.

   2. THTony Hinchcliffe30:00

      It's kind of like-

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:01

      Well, no. I'm not denying that they fake shit all the time.

   4. THTony Hinchcliffe30:04

      It's kind of like- (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:05

      Right.

   6. THTony Hinchcliffe30:05

      ... at the, at the real White House-

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:06

      (laughs)

   8. THTony Hinchcliffe30:06

      ... if you're gonna have a bunch of people with cameras, you, you'd want it to look better. You don't wanna be like... Have you ever been, you've been to the Playboy Mansion, how gross and old and outdated-

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:13

      (laughs)

   10. THTony Hinchcliffe30:13

       ... and nasty it looks? You know, you wouldn't want to have, like, a, you know...

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:16

       Remember when we went for that marijuana policy project-

   12. THTony Hinchcliffe30:19

       Yeah. Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:19

       ... then? We did a mari- marijuana policy project at the Playboy Mansion.

   14. THTony Hinchcliffe30:23

       Oh.

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:24

       And it was just so odd. We were, like, doing standup there. I was a host of this thing. I brought a bunch of musicians on. I, I was so high, I don't even remember it.

   16. THTony Hinchcliffe30:31

       (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan30:32

       So here, look at this. This is madness.... like, this is just weird. Beca- well, this is what's weird about it, not that there's a stage and he sits up there. What's weird is that there's a stage where it's pretend outside, so the windows-

   18. NANarrator30:48

       It looks nice outside.

   19. JRJoe Rogan30:49

       ... have a LCD, I guess, in them.

   20. NANarrator30:52

       Mm-hmm.

   21. JRJoe Rogan30:52

       And it, it's a television, so it works like a, a gigantic high-resolution monitor and it makes some imagery of trees blowing in the distance on a perfect summer day.

   22. NANarrator31:04

       It might not even be that. It might be, like, that backdrop, like, when you got your head shots, you know?

   23. JRJoe Rogan31:08

       (laughs)

   24. NANarrator31:08

       Or, you know, or a dentist's office.

   25. JRJoe Rogan31:10

       No, I think it looks good. I think it moves around, right?

   26. NANarrator31:12

       Oh, really?

   27. JRJoe Rogan31:13

       Can you get a video of it, Jamie?

   28. NANarrator31:14

       Oh, sorry. That's why I was trying to find other stuff. Didn't get that part.

   29. JRJoe Rogan31:17

       So when, when someone said, like, "Why would you think that he didn't get the shot?" Well, first of all, it's a set. (laughs)

   30. NANarrator31:24

       Right.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      strong that you don't even inhale it?

   2. THTony Hinchcliffe45:02

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:03

      Like, universally kind of acknowledged. Like, no one's out there hardcore, "Yeah, bro, I inhale my cigars. I inhale them. I don't give a fuck." No, no one does that.

   4. THTony Hinchcliffe45:10

      Mm-hmm.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:11

      Right?

   6. THTony Hinchcliffe45:13

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:13

      Everybody just kind of tastes it.

   8. THTony Hinchcliffe45:15

      Yeah. Chewing tobacco is same thing, you just set a little pa- little tiny pinch of it in your lip and it does its work. You don't have to swallow that spit.

   9. Well, yeah, if you do that, you-

   10. If you swallow your spit, you get even more nicotine.

   11. Ugh.

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:26

       I've definitely tried it. Yeah. It's so gross.

   13. THTony Hinchcliffe45:28

       I-

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:28

       I've definitely tried it. I tried it when I was a kid when I was into Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn, and I almost threw up.

   15. THTony Hinchcliffe45:34

       (laughs)

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:35

       Because they, they always chew tobacco in those books. And then I tried it as an adult when my friends had... Like, we did a podcast with Donald Terrone and I swallowed dip.

   17. THTony Hinchcliffe45:45

       Oh, wow.

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:45

       I couldn't figure out how to keep it in my mou- Like, I couldn't figure out how to pack it, so it just kept getting into my mouth.

   19. THTony Hinchcliffe45:50

       (laughs)

   20. JRJoe Rogan45:50

       And eventually, I just swallowed it. And, um, that wasn't good. But it wasn't that bad. Like, people said I was going to throw up or something. It really wasn't that bad.

   21. THTony Hinchcliffe45:59

       My, uh, old roommate used to be a dipper and he would just sit there with his little beer can and just spit and spit and spit, like, all day long.

   22. JRJoe Rogan46:06

       Ugh.

   23. THTony Hinchcliffe46:06

       One time, I was wasted and I grabbed it-

   24. JRJoe Rogan46:08

       Oh.

   25. THTony Hinchcliffe46:08

       ... and I chugged it.

   26. JRJoe Rogan46:09

       Oh.

   27. THTony Hinchcliffe46:09

       And it was like, half-

   28. JRJoe Rogan46:10

       Oh, dude. That is... That's wrong.

   29. THTony Hinchcliffe46:12

       Yeah.

   30. Oh.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:11:34

   Bro. …

   1. THTony Hinchcliffe1:00:00

      my goodness. How does he land?

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:01

      Bro.

   3. NANarrator1:00:02

      How does he do that?

   4. THTony Hinchcliffe1:00:02

      How does he land?

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:03

      Oh my God, he's a... He's a fucking stud.

   6. NANarrator1:00:05

      We need to get Bert to try.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:06

      Look at the... Bert's ready to go.

   8. THTony Hinchcliffe1:00:08

      (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:08

      Ima- Imagine if this was Bert's shit. If we just... As soon as Bert-

   10. THTony Hinchcliffe1:00:11

       (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:11

       ... starts, uh, losing, or, uh, gaining flexibility-

   12. NANarrator1:00:14

       (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:14

       ... he realizes he's always had the explosiveness.

   14. THTony Hinchcliffe1:00:18

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:18

       They're gonna get, um, a picture of each other's dick tattooed on the back of their arm.

   16. THTony Hinchcliffe1:00:23

       I love it.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:24

       Bert's going to get Tom's dick. Tom's going to get Bert's dick. They took pictures of their dicks and they're going to get them tattooed on each other.

   18. THTony Hinchcliffe1:00:31

       Yeah, Bert's dick got covered up on tonight's episode of Kill Tony. Yeah, they put the old Bucky logo-

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:36

       Yeah.

   20. THTony Hinchcliffe1:00:36

       ... on top of it. (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:00:37

       I'm glad. I thought about that. I was like, "This could be an issue."

   22. THTony Hinchcliffe1:00:40

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:00:41

       Yeah, we showed up at that, uh, Kill Tony blasted.

   24. THTony Hinchcliffe1:00:44

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:00:45

       We- we came in, five drinks in.

   26. THTony Hinchcliffe1:00:47

       That's one funny thing. Every time you come on Kill Tony, you're blasted. Like... (laughs) Yeah. (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:00:52

       (laughs)

   28. THTony Hinchcliffe1:00:52

       It's a fun thing that can happen here. It's- It's like wild. If you're feeling good on a Monday, you know that there's always, like, an open door.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:00:58

       Yeah.

   30. THTony Hinchcliffe1:00:59

       It was that way at the Comedy Store. There was a whole bunch of people that would just, like, walk through. Ron White would show up-

Episode duration: 3:29:28