Joe Rogan Experience #1728 - Ari Shaffir, Shane Gillis & Mark Normand

Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, and Ari Shaffir are standup comedians, writers, and podcasters. Shane is the co-host of "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast" with Matt McCusker. His special "Shane Gillis: Live in Austin," is available via YouTube. Mark is the co-host of "Tuesdays with Stories" along with Joe List. His latest special, "Mark Normand: Out to Lunch," is available via YouTube. Ari is the host of "The Skeptic Tank." His most recent special, "Ari Shaffir: Double Negative," is available via Netflix.

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0:00 – 2:30
COVID antibodies, vaccines, and comic trash talk to start the show
1. NANarrator
  (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
2. NANarrator
  The Joe Rogan Experience. (rock music)
3. JRJoe Rogan
  Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. This is basically a super show, ladies and gentlemen. Shane Gillis.
4. ASAri Shaffir
  Hey, super spreader of love.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  Ari Shaffir.
6. NANarrator
  What's happening?
7. JRJoe Rogan
  And Mark Normand with a mask on. He's got a shtick going.
8. MNMark Normand
  Hey. Just wanna be safe.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  We just saw your, uh, antibodies. Y- we all have antibodies except Ari.
10. ASAri Shaffir
  I ha- I have other things, guys. I'm on a different level.
11. MNMark Normand
  Ve- ve-
12. JRJoe Rogan
  You have the most bitch ass antibody line from that vaccine.
13. MNMark Normand
  (laughs) Auschwitz.
14. ASAri Shaffir
  (laughs)
15. JRJoe Rogan
  And you had it in June?
16. ASAri Shaffir
  I had that-
17. JRJoe Rogan
  So July, August, September, October, November, five months. It's useless.
18. ASAri Shaffir
  Wait, July, August, September, October, November. Five months?
19. JRJoe Rogan
  Useless.
20. ASAri Shaffir
  Does nothing.
21. MNMark Normand
  There are weaker people.
22. ASAri Shaffir
  And yet I've never gotten it. I've survived everything. Overdoses.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  It's amazing. It's amazing.
24. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah. Yeah.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  It's amazing.
26. ASAri Shaffir
  Resilience. Resilience over strength.
27. JRJoe Rogan
  Maybe it's all the drugs. Maybe it's the drugs. Maybe the drugs.
28. ASAri Shaffir
  Kills everything else. Kills brain cells, can't kill those cells?
29. JRJoe Rogan
  Right. That's good. Th- I like how you're thinking.
30. ASAri Shaffir
  (laughs) Prove me wrong.
2:30 – 4:06
Chappelle backlash vs. real-world audiences and out-of-context outrage
1. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, right now. But meanwhile, when the guy goes on stage, I r- I filmed him going on stage, uh, when we did, uh... New Orleans or Nashville? I think New Orleans.
2. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  It's the fucking craziest sound you've ever heard in your life.
4. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah.
5. MNMark Normand
  Really?
6. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, my God, they're so happy he's there.
7. MNMark Normand
  How is New Orleans, though? 'Cause they can be notoriously shitty-
8. ASAri Shaffir
  They were great.
9. MNMark Normand
  ... audiences.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  They were great.
11. MNMark Normand
  All right.
12. ASAri Shaffir
  They were a good time.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  It was wild. It was wild. No, it was wild.
14. ASAri Shaffir
  The same thing with Louis when he went up as a seller, it was always, like, explosions.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, it's-
16. MNMark Normand
  Yeah, it was-
17. JRJoe Rogan
  People are happy, you know?
18. ASAri Shaffir
  People are happy.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  It's a small percentage of very loud people that are canceling him, and all of them didn't see the special.
20. MNMark Normand
  (laughs)
21. JRJoe Rogan
  That's why, that's why there's no quotes.
22. MNMark Normand
  Right.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  'Cause you notice the thing about Chappelle, all the hate?
24. ASAri Shaffir
  One word quotes. He finds them, quote unquote, "funny".
25. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
26. ASAri Shaffir
  Quote unquote. Yeah. (laughs)
27. JRJoe Rogan
  Someone said, I had a guy on the other day, Rob Kearney, who's a, um, uh, he goes by the name World's Strongest Gay on Instagram. He's a power lifter who happens to be a gay guy. And he, that was the thing that bothered him. He said that he finds him, that, that, that, just Chappelle saying he finds him funny, he thought was, you know-
28. ASAri Shaffir
  At some point, aren't we all just supposed to be like, "This is... Whatever this is is a misquote. Anything you're exposed to is probably a misquote."
29. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, it's-
30. ASAri Shaffir
  Like, everyone.
4:06 – 4:40
Labor strikes, NYC sanitation power, and vaccine mandate blowback
1. MNMark Normand
  And then they all walk out, but there was, like, real strikes at John Deere and Kellogg that nobody cared about.
2. JRJoe Rogan
  What was the real strikes?
3. MNMark Normand
  Yeah, they were all getting horrible work conditions, so they all striked.
4. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, well, what about the sanitation workers in New York City?
5. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah.
6. JRJoe Rogan
  That's what's crazy. Is that happening?
7. ASAri Shaffir
  They could bring the state to their knees. Those are the most important people in, in the city.
8. MNMark Normand
  They get paid the least.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  They get paid the least.
10. NANarrator
  NYPD too.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, well, NYPD-
12. NANarrator
  That was, like, this week.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  ... there's quite a few that are... And, and fire department too. They're shutting down a bunch of firehouses-
14. NANarrator
  Why?
15. JRJoe Rogan
  ... 'cause they don't want to get vaccinated. It's crazy, man.
16. ASAri Shaffir
  Sanitation is striking over that?
17. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. Th- the- the- va- vaccination-
18. ASAri Shaffir
  They have-
19. JRJoe Rogan
  ... mandates.
20. ASAri Shaffir
  ... the utmost power.
21. MNMark Normand
  Yes.
22. ASAri Shaffir
  'Cause also, you got to train to come in. You, anybody can be a teacher.
4:40 – 5:59
Rats, subway horror stories, and how hard it is to climb out of trouble
1. JRJoe Rogan
  I lived in New York when it went really bad in the '90s. In the '90s, there was a sanitation strike that lasted a long time, and there was fucking six-foot piles of garbage.
2. MNMark Normand
  Oh, wow.
3. ASAri Shaffir
  Is that every night? (burps)
4. MNMark Normand
  Yeah, it feels like that.
5. ASAri Shaffir
  Ugh.
6. MNMark Normand
  Damn.
7. ASAri Shaffir
  It's like the... It moves. You ever see the movies?
8. MNMark Normand
  Oh, the rats.
9. NANarrator
  Yeah, with the rats.
10. MNMark Normand
  And the hobos.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  The rats are insane.
12. MNMark Normand
  They're insane.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  The rats are just running around. The... You ever seen that documentary on Netflix, Rats?
14. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  Woo!
16. MNMark Normand
  No, I can't watch that shit.
17. NANarrator
  That's awesome.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  Oof.
19. NANarrator
  It's good stuff.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  When you find out how many rats are actually in New York City-
21. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah.
22. JRJoe Rogan
  ... and you're like, "Oh, my God." The same biomass-
23. NANarrator
  There's rivers.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  ... as people, if not more.
25. ASAri Shaffir
  Ugh.
26. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
27. MNMark Normand
  Ugh.
28. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, imagine. All-
29. MNMark Normand
  You ever jump down on the tracks before on the subway?
30. JRJoe Rogan
  No.
5:59 – 8:42
Muscle-ups, parkour fails, and watching high-risk climbing videos
1. JRJoe Rogan
  You ever see that thing that people do in a bar called a muscle-up?... where you, like, you, you, you start from a hanging sit up and then you push all the way up?
2. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah, yeah.
3. MNMark Normand
  Oh.
4. JRJoe Rogan
  Fucking very hard to do.
5. MNMark Normand
  Insane.
6. ASAri Shaffir
  You see that guy fall off the building who tried to do it but he couldn't 'cause there's nothing to grab onto?
7. MNMark Normand
  Who? What?
8. JRJoe Rogan
  No.
9. ASAri Shaffir
  In Tokyo or wherever?
10. JRJoe Rogan
  No.
11. MNMark Normand
  What?
12. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah. He tried to do pull-ups, you know, the parkour pull-ups and then he was like-
13. JRJoe Rogan
  No.
14. ASAri Shaffir
  ... couldn't do the last one and he was like-
15. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, my God.
16. ASAri Shaffir
  ... "Ah, shit."
17. JRJoe Rogan
  And fell?
18. ASAri Shaffir
  And you see him go, "What am I gonna do?" And then he just, like ... The guy's filming from across the, the way and he just like try... (laughs) Nope, and then falls.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  Yes.
20. MNMark Normand
  Oh.
21. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. There was those dudes that were taking pictures, like filming themselves, like Russian kids.
22. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  They got on ... I think his was, his was on like a crane. He went to like the edge of a crane. His arms just gave out so he- Oh, Ari's gonna show it to us.
24. ASAri Shaffir
  He hung there for like a minute.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  Ari loves-
26. ASAri Shaffir
  Here, let me, let me put that on for you.
27. JRJoe Rogan
  I mean, uh, Jamie's gonna show it to us.
28. MNMark Normand
  That's a big TV.
29. ASAri Shaffir
  It's a big TV.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, God. (gasps)
8:42 – 12:14
Skydiving skepticism, parachute deaths, and freak survival falls
1. JRJoe Rogan
  The worst one I ever saw was these people on a bridge and this guy in a flight suit was timing it where he was gonna fly through the bridge and he missed it and he slams right into the side of the bridge-
2. ASAri Shaffir
  Oh.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  ... with this loud clang.
4. ASAri Shaffir
  That, oh-
5. MNMark Normand
  Wait, this is him?
6. ASAri Shaffir
  Oh. (laughs) That was you guys. He's like, "Watch this."
7. MNMark Normand
  From the '20s.
8. ASAri Shaffir
  Check this shit out.
9. MNMark Normand
  What is this, late '80s?
10. ASAri Shaffir
  1912.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  Look at that thing. It's like a blanket.
12. ASAri Shaffir
  The Eiffel Tower looked-
13. MNMark Normand
  Oh, it's gorgeous.
14. JRJoe Rogan
  That guy was suicidal. He just wanted everybody to watch.
15. ASAri Shaffir
  I mean, he got a permit for this.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  Ooh, what kind of permits did they have back ... Oh, Jesus.
17. ASAri Shaffir
  (laughs)
18. MNMark Normand
  (laughs)
19. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, my God.
20. MNMark Normand
  Oh.
21. ASAri Shaffir
  That was the wrong brother.
22. JRJoe Rogan
  No, look at ... Go, go back to what it says. Look at this. "The parachute failed to deploy and he plummeted 187 feet to his death. His right leg and arm were crushed, his skull and spine broken and he was seen bleeding from his mouth, nose and ears."
23. ASAri Shaffir
  He didn't even a little bit get it.
24. MNMark Normand
  No.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
26. MNMark Normand
  No glide at all.
27. ASAri Shaffir
  No, no. R- rewind it a little.
28. MNMark Normand
  No chill.
29. ASAri Shaffir
  I think they drag him away. I don't think there was any like, "Don't move him."
30. JRJoe Rogan
  For real? That's how they did it back then.
12:14 – 17:57
Suicide bridge talk, surviving huge falls, and action-movie references
1. MNMark Normand
  You ever seen the Bridge, The Bridge documentary where the guys jump off the bridge?
2. SGShane Gillis
  It's called the bridge.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
4. SGShane Gillis
  Of San Francisco.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, yeah. A friend of mine just did that.
6. SGShane Gillis
  He died?
7. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. He just committed suicide there, yeah.
8. SGShane Gillis
  Donnell Rawlings? Off that bridge.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  A guy I've known for... No, Donnell's alive.
10. SGShane Gillis
  (laughs)
11. Oh.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Guy I've known for, uh, more then 20 years, yeah. Damn. Yeah.
13. SGShane Gillis
  And that's the ba- bridge he picked?
14. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, that's the one. Parachute plummets through roof into kitchen of California house. (laughs) Man survived the fall after his chute failed to open. Wow.
15. SGShane Gillis
  Wow, in the kitchen.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  Mm, interesting. That one in New York with the guy falling off, over- onto the car.
17. SGShane Gillis
  Oh, that was crazy.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  Whoa.
19. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah, nine stories.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  How did he... All he had was, like, a busted arm. You see that? Yeah, he had a Tom Segura arm.
21. SGShane Gillis
  (laughs)
22. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. Everyone's like, "Stop moving," but he's so shook over there like, "Ah, ah, doh!"
23. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah, that noise.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Someone throw him out of the window? I don't know. I think they think someone threw him out the window.
25. SGShane Gillis
  Oh.
26. JRJoe Rogan
  There was an investigation. He looked like the kinda guy that someone would... 39 stories.
27. SGShane Gillis
  Wow.
28. JRJoe Rogan
  Is this another one? This is, yeah, 2010.
29. SGShane Gillis
  Oh, wow.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Okay. 39 stories, landed on a car and survived.
17:57 – 18:49
Movies returning to theaters, reboots everywhere, and Zuckerberg’s Meta alarm bells
1. JRJoe Rogan
  Did you see the, the Mark Zuckerberg Meta demonstration?
2. SGShane Gillis
  (laughs)
3. No.
4. JRJoe Rogan
  It's... You watch that and you go, "Hey, motherfucker, what are you trying to do? Are you trying to make the Matrix for real?"
5. SGShane Gillis
  (laughs)
6. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, he is. He is, yeah.
7. SGShane Gillis
  Well...
8. JRJoe Rogan
  It seems like he's being sneaky about it.
9. SGShane Gillis
  What... Yeah. That's just... They're, they're gonna... That's, that's Facebook's version of it.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  He just wants it to be under his banner.
11. SGShane Gillis
  Not all of it.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  It's crazy that they're changing the name of Facebook to Meta and they're gonna call it the Metaverse.
13. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah.
14. ... which is, by the way-
15. ASAri Shaffir
  I thought that was also so, like, you can sue me, but our parent company's over there now. So you can sue me. We only have a 100 bucks in our holding. So Meta's got all the money. So you're suing Facebook for fucking evil shit of, like, turning brother against brother, but Facebook only has $100 in assets. So Meta's got all the assets, so you can't sue them. That's what it felt like to me.
16. SGShane Gillis
  It's a weird respon-
17. JRJoe Rogan
  Man, you do have a real Jewish way of thinking.
18. SGShane Gillis
  It's lawyer style. (laughs)
19. ASAri Shaffir
  (laughs) It helps us survive-
20. SGShane Gillis
  (laughs)
21. ASAri Shaffir
  ... in times when we have no antibodies. What choice do we have but to be religious.
18:49 – 23:23
Algorithms, “watch puppies” mood-hacking, and the Fauci beagle controversy
1. SGShane Gillis
  The whole algorithm thing, it's very strange because, you know, I, I bring you up all the time, Ari, that-
2. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah.
3. SGShane Gillis
  ... you did that thing where you went and looked for puppies on YouTube.
4. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah.
5. SGShane Gillis
  And then all YouTube would show you is puppies.
6. ASAri Shaffir
  Here's what no one understands about that.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  Right?
8. ASAri Shaffir
  It's not just that it would do that. It's that it affects your mood for the better. You get to be the person who watches puppies all day.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
10. ASAri Shaffir
  And you're, you're just a happier person during that time-
11. SGShane Gillis
  Right.
12. ASAri Shaffir
  ... than watching videos about how everyone's uh, upset at each other. Then you also get upset.
13. SGShane Gillis
  But do puppies keep you happy? I feel like you see a puppy randomly, it's nice. But if you see a puppy every day, you're immune to the happiness.
14. ASAri Shaffir
  Uh, it's all fun.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
16. ASAri Shaffir
  Great times.
17. SGShane Gillis
  Ah.
18. ASAri Shaffir
  Nah, not really. But I get that with birthday cake.
19. SGShane Gillis
  You don't have a puppy?
20. JRJoe Rogan
  You obviously don't have a puppy.
21. SGShane Gillis
  No, I got a cat. Yeah, see-
22. ASAri Shaffir
  Oh, yeah.
23. SGShane Gillis
  ... cats are fine, but puppies are way better.
24. ASAri Shaffir
  They come... When you come home... Oh, you used to have a bit about that.
25. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah.
26. ASAri Shaffir
  Jamie, play that bit in its entirety. Seven minutes.
27. SGShane Gillis
  No, don't do it. (laughs)
28. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
29. ASAri Shaffir
  (laughs)
30. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah, start. Go.
23:23 – 34:55
Skankfest plans, cigars, and why audiences are tired of preachy comedy
1. JRJoe Rogan
  So you guys are, uh... What's the gig you guys are all doing together?
2. SGShane Gillis
  Uh-oh.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  It's a fucking hell of a gig.
4. SGShane Gillis
  Ask Ari.
5. ASAri Shaffir
  When is this coming out? Is this coming out right away? Doesn't matter.
6. JRJoe Rogan
  It's coming out tomorrow.
7. SGShane Gillis
  Oh.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  This is rich.
9. SGShane Gillis
  Pretty good.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  You gig tomorrow?
11. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah, I gigs tomorrow. Norm is the secret guest.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, whoops. (laughs)
13. ASAri Shaffir
  Ah, what are you gonna do?
14. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. We, we kind of thought we were gonna get a lot more.
15. ASAri Shaffir
  Like-
16. JRJoe Rogan
  Like when you and me planned this show.
17. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  We were like, "We'll get, uh, we'll get Rogan. We'll get all the... We'll get Louis."
19. ASAri Shaffir
  We're making a crazy-
20. JRJoe Rogan
  "We'll get all the guys." (laughs)
21. ASAri Shaffir
  So there's Skank Fest, and we-
22. SGShane Gillis
  You got this douche.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. It's just like, ah, it's me and Norman.
24. ASAri Shaffir
  At Skank Fest, we decided to do a spite show right ahead of it.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. We need, um... Where is that? You can't... You have any of that can of, uh, propyne or whatever the fuck it is?
26. ASAri Shaffir
  So we called the Secret Group and we're like, "Hey, we wanna do a show, just us," the day before. And he goes, "Let me, uh, make sure it's okay with Louis."
27. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, you wanted to tank?
28. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah, we wanted to fuck it up.
29. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Fuck Louis.
34:55 – 41:38
NYC East River Park fight, de Blasio skepticism, and mayors discovering real power
1. JRJoe Rogan
  Hey, uh, what is this shirt you got on?
2. MNMark Normand
  Oh.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  Explain what's going on. You got Save East River Park. What is happening?
4. ASAri Shaffir
  Oh, yeah. There's this fucking great park in New York, they're tearing it up. It's like a-
5. MNMark Normand
  Ari's an activist now.
6. SGShane Gillis
  God.
7. MNMark Normand
  This whole act is different.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  What are they doing there?
9. SGShane Gillis
  Ugh.
10. ASAri Shaffir
  They said they need fucking barriers for the next Sandy thing, but...
11. SGShane Gillis
  Let it go. Let the park go.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, but is, you, you also wrote that they might put condos up.
13. ASAri Shaffir
  They're gonna.
14. SGShane Gillis
  They have the right?
15. ASAri Shaffir
  They have, so they put in the, in the laws like, like, uh, in the subt- whatever, subtext. Like, "Hey, if we run out of money for this project, we should be allowed to put in high rises or maybe a prison-
16. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, God.
17. ASAri Shaffir
  ... to pay for it."
18. JRJoe Rogan
  A prison?
19. ASAri Shaffir
  Which means that's what they're going to do.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, my God.
21. SGShane Gillis
  You don't want a prison there?
22. ASAri Shaffir
  This is past Avenue D. This is all poor people, Blacks, Latinos-
23. MNMark Normand
  It would help the neighborhood.
24. ASAri Shaffir
  ... little Puerto Ricans.
25. MNMark Normand
  That area is crazy.
26. ASAri Shaffir
  It's great out there. It's softball.
27. MNMark Normand
  Avenue D?
28. ASAri Shaffir
  No, no, the park.
29. MNMark Normand
  Oh, but you gotta go through Avenue D. It's like an obstacle-
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
41:38 – 49:58
Louis CK’s new hour, comics’ personal stories, and underrated legends (Tony Woods)
1. JRJoe Rogan
  I heard his new special-
2. MNMark Normand
  Come on.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  ... is fucking amazing. I heard the same.
4. MNMark Normand
  Sure.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  I heard it's amazing.
6. SGShane Gillis
  I was-
7. JRJoe Rogan
  And then that fucking sign behind him that just says, "Sorry." You were there for it?
8. SGShane Gillis
  I was just with him. I was on the road with him for the last...
9. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh. Oh, yeah. Did you get him to do an Instagram?
10. MNMark Normand
  How was his set?
11. SGShane Gillis
  I did get him-
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Was that you?
13. SGShane Gillis
  ... to do an Instagram. Yeah.
14. JRJoe Rogan
  I know that was you.
15. MNMark Normand
  Oh, that's hilarious.
16. SGShane Gillis
  I made him get Instagram.
17. MNMark Normand
  He just got one.
18. SGShane Gillis
  I was like, "You gotta get back in." And then I think he already deleted it.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  Ah.
20. SGShane Gillis
  As soon as I left the tour, he deleted it. (laughs)
21. JRJoe Rogan
  What a pussy.
22. MNMark Normand
  (laughs)
23. SGShane Gillis
  What a bitch.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Well, you know, he had a hard time, man.
25. MNMark Normand
  He should be on there.
26. JRJoe Rogan
  He's, you know, he was the beloved guy, and then all of a sudden they turned on him. Yeah. I heard his new set is amazing. That's what I heard.
27. SGShane Gillis
  All right. I'll tell you a cool story.
28. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh.
29. SGShane Gillis
  He's gonna be mad. This is, it's, uh, I don't wanna disrespect the king.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Don't get the guy in court trouble.
49:58 – 1:01:24
Forgetfulness, name-saving social tricks, and Larry David’s offscreen mystique
1. SGShane Gillis
  Texas.
2. MNMark Normand
  I'm joking.
3. SGShane Gillis
  I have four, I have four.
4. JRJoe Rogan
  So wait, so wait-
5. SGShane Gillis
  I'll fill in the ones that are missing, the ones we smoked, I have four in that. I'll give you those, you have a full box. But I have an extra bo- I'll have them send you boxes-
6. MNMark Normand
  I, I told Bobby about it. I was like, "I wanna try one of those." He sent me one and then a month later he's like, "Where is it?"
7. SGShane Gillis
  My head's-
8. MNMark Normand
  I'm like, "Dude-"
9. SGShane Gillis
  Listen, I am so busy.
10. MNMark Normand
  He's got bus- he's got stuff going on.
11. SGShane Gillis
  I'm so busy. I forget... My, my wife tells me shit, I forget it five minutes later. I go, "When did you tell me that?" She's like, "Five minutes ago."
12. JRJoe Rogan
  I think that's pretty normal.
13. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah. Well, I have a filter, it's amazing.
14. MNMark Normand
  Maybe marijuana.
15. SGShane Gillis
  'Cause I remember shit from, like, the '20s. I remember shit from, like, the old days. Like, I remember facts and statistics that I should not have in my head at all, 'cause they don't do me any good. But yet, things that people tell me, like... How many times has someone told you their name and it's just gone-
16. MNMark Normand
  Gone. (whistles)
17. SGShane Gillis
  ... in a second?
18. JRJoe Rogan
  Gone.
19. SGShane Gillis
  What is that? How come that happens?
20. JRJoe Rogan
  I guess they're not memorable.
21. SGShane Gillis
  It's not that. Because sometimes you wanna know their name, like, they're really nice.
22. MNMark Normand
  You just don't set it in.
23. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Dude, I have, like, cousins.
25. MNMark Normand
  (laughs)
26. SGShane Gillis
  (Laughs)
27. JRJoe Rogan
  That I'll see them at a party-
28. SGShane Gillis
  You just call them dude?
29. JRJoe Rogan
  ... and be like, "Ah."
30. SGShane Gillis
  Ha-ha, cousins.

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Forgetfulness, name-saving social tricks, and Larry David’s offscreen mystique

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