Joe Rogan Experience #1750 - Ari Shaffir & Tony Hinchcliffe

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. ASAri Shaffir0:00

      (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience. (metal music) Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:12

      That is a digital art of an NFT. Um, what it is, is this guy Beeple. Do you know who Beeple is?

   4. THTony Hinchcliffe0:18

      No.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:19

      Beeple's the king of the NFTs. He's a, he does, uh, he's a digital artist and he was on the podcast and he does a piece of digital art every single day and he has for 12 years. You never seen his stuff?

   6. THTony Hinchcliffe0:29

      Mm-mm.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:29

      Oh my God, it's incredible. But it's that kinda absurdist stuff. Like, that's, uh, Elon, a giant Elon Musk with, uh, Dogecoin.

   8. THTony Hinchcliffe0:38

      Is that the guy that does, like, the cool thing that had, like, Hillary Clinton's head on, like, a moving robot?

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:42

      Yes.

   10. THTony Hinchcliffe0:42

       Oh yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:43

       That's him.

   12. THTony Hinchcliffe0:43

       I love that stuff.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:44

       Yes, that's him. All of his stuff is real absurd and-

   14. THTony Hinchcliffe0:48

       Love it.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       ... wild.

   16. THTony Hinchcliffe0:48

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:49

       It's awesome stuff. And he... That's Beeple. That's all of his stuff.

   18. ASAri Shaffir0:52

       Oh, that's cool.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:52

       Yeah.

   20. ASAri Shaffir0:52

       Is that a Burning Man thing? The bottom right? Oh, that's digital art? Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:56

       Yes.

   22. ASAri Shaffir0:57

       Oh, it's not Burning Man. Damn, interesting.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:58

       Yeah, he does all these, like, very strange... But it's really funny, people, like, try to find the hidden meaning. "Well, what he's trying to say is..." He goes, "I don't know what the fuck I'm saying."

   24. ASAri Shaffir1:06

       Dude, I love when an artist-

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:07

       Because it's just art.

   26. ASAri Shaffir1:07

       ... has to try to sell their work and they try to make it up. It's like, "The reality is I like flowers."

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:11

       Well, he's, he's not interested. Look at that one, (laughs) the missile with a big cock.

   28. THTony Hinchcliffe1:15

       (laughs)

   29. ASAri Shaffir1:15

       Love it.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:15

       He, he doesn't, none of his stuff... He's not... He's, he's the most unpretentious guy ever. He's not pretentious at all.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   She also licks her…

   1. ASAri Shaffir15:00

      Go back to, like, minute, like, second ten. You, the e- as soon as he starts.

   2. THTony Hinchcliffe15:03

      She also licks her teeth-

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:05

      Mm-hmm.

   4. THTony Hinchcliffe15:05

      ... before taking a sip.

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:09

      Okay, let me see this.

   6. NANarrator15:10

      I'm wondering if you have any reaction to that. And secondly, should members of Congress and their spouses be banned from trading individual stocks while serving in Congress?

   7. NANarrator15:19

      No, I don't know to the s- second one. Um, any, uh, we have a responsibility to report in the stock, uh, on the stock, but I don't, I'm not familiar with that five-month review, but if, uh, people aren't reporting, they should be.

   8. ASAri Shaffir15:36

      Look at her eyes.

   9. NANarrator15:37

      Because it, this is a free market and people, uh, n- ... We have a free market economy. They should be able to participate in that.

   10. ASAri Shaffir15:44

       She, she already thinks what she's doing is completely right. She's like, "No, we're making, this is how we make cash. Fuck off."

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:49

       I don't, I don't think so.

   12. ASAri Shaffir15:49

       "No way. We're doing it."

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:50

       I don't think that... I think that's why she gave such a simplistic answer. She's giving this, like, very simplistic, almost vague answer. Because should, should you be allowed to participate in the stock market when you're influencing the direction of the stock, or when you know which direction something's gonna go in, or when you're gonna pass a law-

   14. ASAri Shaffir16:09

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan16:09

       ... that's no, gonna, uh, to benefit these businesses that's gonna force the stock to go up? And you know that, so you invest a shit ton of money before it happens. That seems-

   16. ASAri Shaffir16:19

       Yeah, but no one else is allowed to do that.

   17. JRJoe Rogan16:21

       ... like it's a problem.

   18. ASAri Shaffir16:22

       Yeah, yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan16:22

       That seems like... Now, why is that not a problem? Because we're fucking co-opted.

   20. ASAri Shaffir16:26

       Here's why it's a problem, because, because I would also abuse it.

   21. THTony Hinchcliffe16:28

       It's like the coach of a team-

   22. ASAri Shaffir16:29

       So they're not... You know? Of course they would.

   23. JRJoe Rogan16:31

       But what I was saying earlier, it's like the most tempting thing to do illegally.

   24. ASAri Shaffir16:34

       It would, it would, it would. You wouldn't do it. The rest of us would do it.

   25. THTony Hinchcliffe16:36

       Like, we found out Pete Rose was betting on and against his teams when he was playing for the team. That's-

   26. ASAri Shaffir16:41

       Yeah.

   27. THTony Hinchcliffe16:41

       ... sort of the same thing.

   28. JRJoe Rogan16:42

       Well, the against for sure is.

   29. ASAri Shaffir16:44

       The against is a problem.

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:45

       The against is the problem. If you're betting on your team, I don't give a fuck. I'm like, "Good. You should bet on your team."
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Okay. Okay. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      Go towards the end of this.

   2. THTony Hinchcliffe30:02

      Okay. Okay.

   3. ASAri Shaffir30:02

      (laughs)

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:02

      Yeah, I just wanna see the... I want...

   5. NANarrator30:04

      (laughs)

   6. ASAri Shaffir30:04

      That's priceless. (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:04

      I just want the final combo because... ... total strikes thus far. This is what I wanted. And McGregor will in control. Because the- the finish of this fight is legendary. Alvarez taking these... It's like in highlight reels all over the place. ... combating skills to that level. Look at this. Uh, uh, uh. And until then he's done... Look at that combo. Wow. Look at that combo. Show me that again. Watch this. McGregor will in control. Look at this. He just slides in on him. Alvarez getting loose, getting better here in this round. Boom, boom, boom. He's done- I mean, come on, man. He's done. Just slides just out of the way of the punch. It's all over. Lands- History in the making.... four, five ruthless-

   8. ASAri Shaffir30:33

      Four, right in a row.

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:34

      ... punches perfectly placed. Let me see it one more time.

   10. ASAri Shaffir30:37

       Oh, here's the slo-mo.

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:37

       Okay, this... Look at this. Look at it, he, it actually-

   12. ASAri Shaffir30:40

       One.

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:40

       ... touches his chin. He doesn't even flinch.

   14. ASAri Shaffir30:42

       Two.

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:42

       One, two, three.

   16. ASAri Shaffir30:45

       Uh-huh.

   17. JRJoe Rogan30:45

       The accuracy.

   18. THTony Hinchcliffe30:46

       Full punches.

   19. JRJoe Rogan30:47

       Four. And just swarms on him. And perfect placement, right? There's no extra wind-up that would've, would've made him miss. Look at this. Bing, bing, bing, bang.

   20. ASAri Shaffir30:58

       Oh.

   21. JRJoe Rogan30:58

       Look at, I mean, that's fucking... (laughs) That's amazing.

   22. ASAri Shaffir31:01

       In his face. (laughs) Oh my God. He goes from fine to cut up... (laughs) during that.

   23. JRJoe Rogan31:02

       It's... Bro, that's an amazing combination. That's an amazing combination.

   24. ASAri Shaffir31:07

       What happened to him?

   25. JRJoe Rogan31:08

       God, fucking, fights, man. Fights happened to him.

   26. THTony Hinchcliffe31:12

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan31:12

       And then also, a shit ton of money, and then also-

   28. ASAri Shaffir31:15

       Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan31:15

       ... some time out of the game, while he was doing the Floyd Mayweather thing. You know, he-

   30. THTony Hinchcliffe31:18

       Mm-hmm.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Yeah, you move that…

   1. ASAri Shaffir45:00

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      Yeah, you move that little scale.

   3. ASAri Shaffir45:00

      Yeah.

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      You can get it right on there.

   5. ASAri Shaffir45:01

      The real one.

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:01

      Yeah.

   7. ASAri Shaffir45:01

      There's no, like, "This might be off."

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:03

      Yeah, it's like you're in wrestling class.

   9. ASAri Shaffir45:05

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:06

       Yeah, there's, uh, there's no fucking reason why that, you would, you would ever stop doing that.

   11. ASAri Shaffir45:10

       (laughs)

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:10

       You have to weigh people.

   13. ASAri Shaffir45:12

       Yeah. (laughs)

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:12

       Fuck are you talking about?

   15. ASAri Shaffir45:13

       I don't know.

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:13

       That's how you know progress.

   17. ASAri Shaffir45:15

       Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:15

       Like, if someone's on a diet and they're cleaning up their life and they're getting good and healthy, what's one of the best indicators? You can weigh em. D- I mean, you shouldn't be obsessed on any one thing. Yeah, you should just try to be healthy. But if you used to be 500 pounds and now you're 400 pounds, that's a good thing.

   19. ASAri Shaffir45:28

       That's a good thing. And vice versa-

   20. JRJoe Rogan45:29

       Yeah.

   21. ASAri Shaffir45:29

       ... it means it's something you should concentrate on.

   22. JRJoe Rogan45:31

       Yeah.

   23. ASAri Shaffir45:31

       Wait, kill.

   24. JRJoe Rogan45:32

       Yeah.

   25. ASAri Shaffir45:32

       Every time, kill.

   26. JRJoe Rogan45:34

       Yeah, Kill Tony, just calling it the name is a problem.

   27. ASAri Shaffir45:36

       And they're gonna de- they're gonna ban the thing. You're gonna have to call it KT, K-Tony, K-chuch-chuch-

   28. THTony Hinchcliffe45:39

       Basically, yeah, those are the adjustments that we have to make to the posts.

   29. JRJoe Rogan45:42

       The KT Show. (laughs)

   30. ASAri Shaffir45:44

       Ugh, that sounds so much lamer. (laughs)
5. 1:00:00 – 1:01:55

   Right. But they never…

   1. ASAri Shaffir1:00:00

      about it while you're at home after that for the next 16 hours.

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:01

      Right. But they never do.

   3. ASAri Shaffir1:00:02

      No, now it's constantly.

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:03

      Well, they... That's even... Then there's the bullying. They bully each other. So, like, they'll, they'll pile onto one girl or another girl, and they'll go after each other, and they'll, you know, shame each other.

   5. ASAri Shaffir1:00:11

      Girls are exceptional bullying, way better than us.

   6. THTony Hinchcliffe1:00:14

      Yeah.

   7. ASAri Shaffir1:00:15

      So, like, if that, if that doesn't stop, the, the emotional bullying stopping. You got at least a guy is like, "I can't beat you up online." But, like, the girls can do exactly what they do online for 16 hours a day.

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:24

      But this is the problem with social media and children. It's like children are not designed for that. You're designed to learn how to communicate and make friends with the group of people-

   9. ASAri Shaffir1:00:32

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:32

       ... that are around you. But then when you're sniping at each other late at night with, like, these evil text messages-

   11. ASAri Shaffir1:00:39

       Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:39

       ... and, and text messages.

   13. ASAri Shaffir1:00:39

       Group chats about what someone said about you.

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:41

       Yeah.

   15. ASAri Shaffir1:00:41

       Uh-huh.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:00:42

       Mm-hmm.

   17. ASAri Shaffir1:00:42

       Do you let your kids have them?

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:00:44

       Yeah. It's a conversation we should have privately.

   19. ASAri Shaffir1:00:47

       I honestly... I'm not a parent.

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:00:48

       I'll, uh... I'll tell you, like, how I regulate it.

   21. ASAri Shaffir1:00:50

       Okay.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:00:50

       But I, I do. Right. But I-

   23. ASAri Shaffir1:00:51

       I talk to my siblings. I talk to cousins. I think... I, I don't have kids. I think you're crazy if you let anyone under 18 have one of those. I think it's nuts to let them have access to that. What... Knowing what we know-

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:01:00

       There's, there's two arguments. There's two arguments. Yes, it's definitely-

   25. ASAri Shaffir1:01:04

       Get-

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:01:04

       ... dangerous-... and two, if they don't do it and all their friends do it, they feel like a fucking outcast and a weirdo.

   27. ASAri Shaffir1:01:10

       Yeah. I guess so. Or-

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:01:11

       And, and it's gonna, they're g- it's gonna get into their lives anyway. So, what, what do you think you should suggest?

   29. ASAri Shaffir1:01:16

       T- start talking-

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:01:17

       We do it.

Episode duration: 3:00:44