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Joe Rogan Experience #1752 - Tim Dillon

Tim Dillon is a stand up comedian and CEO of Fake Business. His podcast “The Tim Dillon Show” is available on Spotify.

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Jun 27, 20242h 50mWatch on YouTube ↗

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    (drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast,…

    1. NA

      (drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

    2. The Joe Rogan Experience.

    3. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (instrumental music plays)

    4. JR

      You buying a Rolls-Royce?

    5. TD

      I don't know if I'm gonna buy a Rolls-Royce, but I li-

    6. JR

      (laughs)

    7. TD

      ... I do like them.

    8. JR

      What about a Cadillac? I think you're more of a Cadillac guy.

    9. TD

      Well, that's a, that's a knock.

    10. JR

      (laughs)

    11. TD

      Right?

    12. JR

      No, they're great.

    13. TD

      That's kinda of a knock.

    14. JR

      No, they're great cars.

    15. TD

      It's a Long Island... It's a... It's a-

    16. JR

      Aren't you?

    17. TD

      Yeah. It's a car for a Long Island guy who's a little full of shit.

    18. JR

      From?

    19. TD

      Yeah.

    20. JR

      Long Island?

    21. TD

      Yeah.

    22. JR

      Yeah?

    23. TD

      I can see myself in an Escalade.

    24. JR

      They're great.

    25. TD

      It's... They're amazing. There's a lot of guys who wanna be Tony Soprano-

    26. JR

      (laughs)

    27. TD

      ... who aren't Tony Soprano, who like the Sopranos, who drive Escalades.

    28. JR

      That is an issue.

    29. TD

      Oh, yeah.

    30. JR

      Yeah. It's like pinky rings.

  2. 15:0030:00

    And they had a…

    1. TD

      of ivermectin."

    2. JR

      And they had a giant drop-off-

    3. TD

      Yeah.

    4. JR

      ... of COVID cases.

    5. TD

      Right.

    6. JR

      The same thing happened in, in parts of India.

    7. TD

      You can get it in Texas. Like when I had COVID-

    8. JR

      Yeah.

    9. TD

      ... my doctor just wrote me a prescription for ivermectin.

    10. JR

      Some doctors, I know a doctor who's actually being brought in front of the medical board being subpoenaed because this doctor prescribed ivermectin to patients with COVID, and they wanna know why.

    11. TD

      Wow.

    12. JR

      So there's a-

    13. TD

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      This is actually like, they're being brought in front of a fucking board about a drug that, if you go to the critical care frontline, Frontline COVID Critical Care Group.

    15. TD

      Right.

    16. JR

      People have done it for thousands of people. There's all sorts of at least anecdotal tales of people getting better after ivermectin. They do know that it stops viral replication in vitro, which means in a lab culture.

    17. TD

      Yeah.

    18. JR

      They do know that other countries have reported significant success. They have these RCTs, these randomized controlled trials that they can list over and over and over again about ivermectin. The problem is, it's like the data's is kinda sloppy. Like some of it is they used it in prophylaxis, which means they use it as a preventative measure. Some of it, they used it in early care. Some of it, they used it deep into the sickness. So it's like, we don't know. And also, there's clearly some kind of a conspiracy to try to demonize that medication. When you look at the amount of people that said, "Horse dewormer, horse dewormer." You look at the bullshit story that was in the Rolling Stone that was proven to be absolutely-

    19. TD

      Yeah.

    20. JR

      ... not real.

    21. TD

      Yes.

    22. JR

      About people waiting in line at the hospital, they couldn't get into the emergency room with gunshot wounds because so many people went there with horse dewormers.

    23. TD

      Which is, well, proven untrue.

    24. JR

      Uh, not-

    25. TD

      Yeah.

    26. JR

      Not just proven untrue, just a fabrication.

    27. TD

      Well, it's a bad, I think the, the idea that there's a vaccine that's available and people are being mandated to take it rubs people the wrong way.

    28. JR

      But also-

    29. TD

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      ... because people are vac- vaccinated and still getting sick.

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    The country's amassed. The…

    1. JR

      people that are fucked.

    2. TD

      The country's amassed. The country's amassed.

    3. JR

      And how many people are on medications that also disturb, disturb your immune system?

    4. TD

      100%.

    5. JR

      A lot of people. There's a lot of people that are on-

    6. TD

      Well, the other thing is we ignore, you know, part of the COVID thing has been it's taken all of the oxygen out of the conversation. We have an opioid epidemic. We have all kinds of other health problems too.

    7. JR

      More people have died from opioids this year-

    8. TD

      Yeah.

    9. JR

      ... from 18 to 49 than anything.

    10. TD

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      More than 100,000 people, 18 to 49, have died from opioids.

    12. TD

      Yeah, I mean, they-

    13. JR

      From fentanyl in particular.

    14. TD

      Fentanyl, laced cocaine, it's-

    15. JR

      Fuck.

    16. TD

      ... a huge problem.

    17. JR

      That's a real epidemic and you hear a fucking peep about it on CNN. You don't hear-

    18. TD

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      ... a goddamn peep.

    20. TD

      They don't care.

    21. JR

      They also don't talk about the people that get arrested that work for them that are perverts.

    22. TD

      (clicks tongue) There's a lot of that.

    23. JR

      Have you seen that?

    24. TD

      There's more than, of, of that-

    25. JR

      There's two now.

    26. TD

      ... than you would think.

    27. JR

      Yes.

    28. TD

      'Cause it's, it's weird.

    29. JR

      Totally.

    30. TD

      The CIA has that problem too.

  4. 45:001:00:00

    Yeah. …

    1. TD

      intervention for- All those things are valuable-

    2. JR

      Yeah.

    3. TD

      ... and valid. But they're not replacing- If a guy is trying to kill someone in a house, who are you gonna call?

    4. JR

      What's worse than that-

    5. TD

      Yeah.

    6. JR

      ... because it actually ramps up crime, because the criminals find out that there's no one out th- there's no cops out there.

    7. TD

      That's right.

    8. JR

      And the cops are toothless. And so-

    9. TD

      Yeah, they're revolting.

    10. JR

      ... they ramp this- That's why you get all these smash-and-grabs. Do you see how they put razor wire around the Santa Monica promenade?

    11. TD

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      They put razor wire bales like it's a fucking high security prison to keep people from smash-and-grabbing, 'cause it's been that many.

    13. TD

      They have it around the Westfield Mall too, in Century City, yeah.

    14. JR

      It's crazy. The- the- the decay of Los Angeles, right before our eyes over two years, has been fucking staggering.

    15. TD

      Well, it's- it's- it's Minnesota.

    16. JR

      Yeah.

    17. TD

      It's Los Angeles, San Francisco. It's- it's New York has problems.

    18. JR

      Chicago.

    19. TD

      It's Chicago.

    20. JR

      Yeah.

    21. TD

      It's Baltimore.

    22. JR

      Yeah.

    23. TD

      If you look at the homicide rates in all these cities, they're all going up.

    24. JR

      Yeah. Way up.

    25. TD

      They're all going up.

    26. JR

      Yeah, and they'll blame- they blame COVID. They- but- but they all have in common is they defunded the police departments. They all have that in common.

    27. TD

      Well, also, I think there- there's also a- a problem with the idea that you can have a civilization and a society where people are, you know- We all want a- a respectable, like, relationship with law enforcement. Like, we all want people to be treated-

    28. JR

      Yes.

    29. TD

      ... well.

    30. JR

      Yeah.

  5. 1:00:001:09:41

    Yeah, twice. …

    1. TD

      him out.

    2. JR

      Yeah, twice.

    3. TD

      Twice.

    4. JR

      Yeah.

    5. TD

      They sandbagged him twice.

    6. JR

      Yeah. I mean, it's wild that anyone who shoves-

    7. TD

      So anyone who throws... Yeah.

    8. JR

      ... and, and yells about that.

    9. TD

      Well, I think he's not who people think he is. Like, I don't think... He's a good, solid dude, for sure. He's not a revolutionary guy. I don't, I don't believe he's... If you look at the things like, you know, he accepted a bunch of military industrial complex jobs in his own state. He, you know, was pretty party line on a lot of things and he, he departed from the orthodoxy on a few major things, the Iraq war and stuff, and we all know them. I think he's a principled guy, but I also don't... I don't think he... Uh, because what... If he was a revolutionary guy, he goes, "No, fuck it, vote for Trump." Like, he literally says, "No, one of the, the party is rotten and it needs to be completely overhauled, so either don't vote or whatever." But like, he threw his support behind Hillary and then Biden.

    10. JR

      Yeah.

    11. TD

      Quite obviously, after he had been, uh, they... He had been kind of sandbagged and they had, they had arranged this so that he was gonna lose. He had the momentum, certainly the second time, for sure.

    12. JR

      For sure.

    13. TD

      And I just don't think he's a revolutionary guy, I think he's a politician.

    14. JR

      Do you think-

    15. TD

      He's been there 20, 30 years.

    16. JR

      They just thought that he couldn't beat Trump or do you think that they thought that he was gonna be a problem if he got into office 'cause he would-

    17. TD

      Oh.

    18. JR

      ... sandbag a lot of-

    19. TD

      Yeah, all of it. All of it.

    20. JR

      Yeah.

    21. TD

      I mean, I think he's a guy... There's no photos of him on Epstein's Island. Like, he's not a guy that's played ball.

    22. JR

      Right, right.

    23. TD

      He's not a play ball guy.

    24. JR

      Right.

    25. TD

      He's a guy that I think he was at the end of his life, he was old, so they can't hold that over his head, right? I- it's not like he's a young guy with a family dynasty that, you know, is trying to like preserve power for generations. He's an old guy that believes in the same things he's believed his entire life. That guy could be very dangerous in, in the presidency.

    26. JR

      Do you think that there's another Epstein Island out there right now?

    27. TD

      12, better, newer.

    28. JR

      (laughs)

    29. TD

      Yeah. No, the kids go down a slide into a furnace. It's a... No, no, no. I mean, are you nuts? Of course there's a better island.

    30. JR

      (laughs) But they-

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