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Joe Rogan Experience #1752 - Tim Dillon

Tim Dillon is a stand up comedian and CEO of Fake Business. His podcast “The Tim Dillon Show” is available on Spotify.

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  1. 0:001:42

    Luxury cars as identity: Rolls-Royce vs Escalade fantasies

    1. NA

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    4. JR

      You buying a Rolls-Royce?

    5. TD

      I don't know if I'm gonna buy a Rolls-Royce, but I li-

    6. JR

      (laughs)

    7. TD

      ... I do like them.

    8. JR

      What about a Cadillac? I think you're more of a Cadillac guy.

    9. TD

      Well, that's a, that's a knock.

    10. JR

      (laughs)

    11. TD

      Right?

    12. JR

      No, they're great.

    13. TD

      That's kinda of a knock.

    14. JR

      No, they're great cars.

    15. TD

      It's a Long Island... It's a... It's a-

    16. JR

      Aren't you?

    17. TD

      Yeah. It's a car for a Long Island guy who's a little full of shit.

    18. JR

      From?

    19. TD

      Yeah.

    20. JR

      Long Island?

    21. TD

      Yeah.

    22. JR

      Yeah?

    23. TD

      I can see myself in an Escalade.

    24. JR

      They're great.

    25. TD

      It's... They're amazing. There's a lot of guys who wanna be Tony Soprano-

    26. JR

      (laughs)

    27. TD

      ... who aren't Tony Soprano, who like the Sopranos, who drive Escalades.

    28. JR

      That is an issue.

    29. TD

      Oh, yeah.

    30. JR

      Yeah. It's like pinky rings.

  2. 1:425:27

    Tesla Plaid: absurd speed, dumb yoke, and the cult of EV owners

    1. JR

      I got the Tesla, the new, uh, Plaid.

    2. TD

      The fast one.

    3. JR

      It's preposterous.

    4. TD

      It's insane.

    5. JR

      But the steering wheel's dumb. It's a yoke.

    6. TD

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      And I'm, I'm not a fan of the steering wheel.

    8. TD

      You gotta talk to your boy.

    9. JR

      I, I don't know what to tell him. He's-

    10. TD

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      ... dead set on the yoke. But, uh, and I-

    12. TD

      What is the yoke? It's like a gu- Like a-

    13. JR

      Like a Formula One car.

    14. TD

      Right.

    15. JR

      You know?

    16. TD

      Right.

    17. JR

      Like, it's got a handle on here and a handle on here.

    18. TD

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      And you're just kinda like holding it like this.

    20. TD

      Yeah.

    21. JR

      Not only that, the horn is not this anymore. It does not hit the center. It's a button that you have to awkwardly move your thumb to get to, to hit, and you have to know. That's the steering wheel. See where the horn is? See the little horn icon?

    22. TD

      Yeah.

    23. JR

      Fuck that thing. I'm not a fan of that. I mean, when I grab the top, my thumb, if extended, does go where the horn is, like perfectly. But I wanna hit the center. That's where the horn is. The horn's the center.

    24. TD

      Yeah. It's old habits die hard.

    25. JR

      And the blinkers. You see the blinkers? They're on the left-hand side. That's left and right. So you have to look. Instead of, like, the little stick-

    26. TD

      Right.

    27. JR

      ... I like the stick. The left, right, left, right. It's easy. The stick's easy.

    28. TD

      My problem with Tesla is my producer has a Tesla, and people that have Teslas think they've, they've done well but what it's? It's like a $35,000 car, right? It's a cheap car.

    29. JR

      Uh, depends on which one you get.

    30. TD

      Right.

  3. 5:276:52

    The EV future and the dirty underside: lithium, mining, and coltan parallels

    1. TD

      Right. Do you think the EV market is just the future in terms of like what we're gonna see?

    2. JR

      It is, but it's like, do they have enough battery material? That's my question.

    3. TD

      Well, we'll start a few wars.

    4. JR

      Ah-

    5. TD

      I mean, what do they need? Lithium-ion? We can go back in Afghanistan.

    6. JR

      Yeah. I think they're going to war with Nevada right now-

    7. TD

      Yeah.

    8. JR

      ... because they're pulling it out of Nevada.

    9. TD

      Well, they're going to South America too.

    10. JR

      Yeah.

    11. TD

      There's a lot of different-

    12. JR

      Minerals?

    13. TD

      ... you know. Yeah, minerals down there, sure.

    14. JR

      Where's like... Where do they get most of their lithium? I think they are doing it in Nevada now. They... I did read something about Nevada being a hotbed for lithium.

    15. TD

      Yeah. Well, that's the thing now. All these new tech companies are like very progressive and they, you know, have all these electric cars but they're mining these minerals that they need for their, uh, products in, in a lot of different places and, you know, they're... I'm sure they're not always doing this on the up-and-up.

    16. JR

      No. Well, we went over this the other day about Africa and coltan.... and that, like, at the heart of every cell phone is this mineral called coltan. And where they get coltan is, like, people are literally-

    17. TD

      (sighs)

    18. JR

      ... digging it out of the ground in the Congo.

    19. TD

      Right.

    20. JR

      And they're working in horrific conditions and, you know-

    21. TD

      Yeah.

    22. JR

      ... it's, it's fucking horrible, dirty work. What is this?

    23. TD

      Uh, the biggest mine-

    24. JR

      Australia.

    25. TD

      ... is in Australia, but the biggest company, uh, is an American company in Chile, Australia, and the US.

    26. JR

      Interesting.

    27. TD

      Big market cap.

  4. 6:528:43

    Australia’s COVID crackdown: draconian enforcement and power that never returns

    1. JR

      All right. Well, that's funny that they get it out of Australia. I don't feel bad about it at all. They take it from Australia. That's fine. (laughs)

    2. TD

      Yeah, that's who cares? That's fine.

    3. JR

      That, that fucking place-

    4. TD

      Take their minerals.

    5. JR

      ... has lost their mind.

    6. TD

      They've gone insane.

    7. JR

      No one's lost their mind better than Australia, and it's a great sign that everyone needs guns.

    8. TD

      Well, it was shocking, uh, that it was that country.

    9. JR

      Yeah.

    10. TD

      Because I always thought that country was like a party.

    11. JR

      Yeah.

    12. TD

      You know? Like, everybody was just having fun. And ... But, it is a penal colony.

    13. JR

      Yeah.

    14. TD

      And a lot of the people there, um, you know, are the descendants of criminals and they d- ... And, and from knowing people that live in Australia, they don't love work, which is okay, right? Like, their culture is not about working. So, if somebody says, "Hey, sit in your yard and get hammered for a year," they don't ask too many questions. They go, "Let's do it." But then, it gets inc- ... You know, increasingly more and more draconian and crazy, and they're doing face scans, and they're checking your cup, "Did you really go for coffee? Let me see if you have coffee in your cup."

    15. JR

      Yeah.

    16. TD

      Um, but it's crazy. But a lot ... You know, all these-

    17. JR

      That was g- ... I saw that video.

    18. TD

      That was crazy.

    19. JR

      Checking that lady's ... Is it gut lady again?

    20. TD

      Yeah, yeah. Th- ... Do you have coffee-

    21. JR

      Checking her cup.

    22. TD

      ... in your cup?

    23. JR

      To make sure she can have her mask down to be drinking.

    24. TD

      Yeah. It's insane. But this is after nine e- ... Like, you know, after 9/11 this happ- ... You know, when I ... You know, you, you get patted down now, you'll get molested. The TSA will molest you-

    25. JR

      Yeah.

    26. TD

      ... at an airport, um, for no reason. They're molesting a, a, an 85-year-old grandmother from Kentucky.

    27. JR

      In case she's a terrorist.

    28. TD

      In case she has a bomb hidden. You know?

    29. JR

      (laughs)

    30. TD

      So, this is a, a problem, right? I mean, unless y- ... People restore ... Hopefully, this variant sweeps, it's mild, everybody's got natural immunity, and we move on.

  5. 8:4311:43

    Vaccines, boosters, and mandates: shifting promises and public mistrust

    1. JR

      The, the reality of human beings is, once you give people power, they don't give it back.

    2. TD

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      And that's what's going on now with fucking Lori Lightfoot in Chicago-

    4. TD

      Yeah.

    5. JR

      ... says she's gonna make it inconvenient for everybody who doesn't have a vaccine.

    6. TD

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      But the, the bottom line is, the vaccine doesn't work on this variant. They're saying it's a-

    8. TD

      They're saying-

    9. JR

      It's a var-

    10. TD

      ... yeah.

    11. JR

      It's a vaccine escape variant.

    12. TD

      So, i- ... Does it keep you out of the hospital?

    13. JR

      What keeps you out of the hospital? Being healthy.

    14. TD

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      That mean, like, that they-

    16. TD

      Well, supposedly-

    17. JR

      This is like ... The idea-

    18. TD

      ... yeah.

    19. JR

      ... that the only thing that keeps you out of the hospital is medicine.

    20. TD

      Well, no, I don't think it's the only thing, but I'm l- ... I, I ti- ... Get my news from Donald Trump, who told Candace Owens-

    21. JR

      (laughs)

    22. TD

      ... that the vaccine (laughs) is a miracle, and it works.

    23. JR

      Well, because he came up with it.

    24. TD

      Yeah, but a lot of people are saying that if you-

    25. JR

      Not really him, obviously.

    26. TD

      You get ... You're out ... You're, you're prevented from death, or ...

    27. JR

      Eh.

    28. TD

      ... you know. Which, by the way-

    29. JR

      But it-

    30. TD

      ... is the last ... I mean, it started with, "You won't get it."

  6. 11:4319:46

    Early treatment wars: monoclonal antibodies, ivermectin controversy, and media incentives

    1. JR

      ... on people being vaccinated, unvaccinated. And there's a real problem with the lack of treatment. That's a real problem.

    2. TD

      Sure.

    3. JR

      There's also a real tr- ... Problem in that when you get checked in-

    4. TD

      But there's also a lack of healthcare.

    5. JR

      But when you get checked into-

    6. TD

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      ... a hospital, if you already checked in, they then no longer will give you monoclonal antibodies. You literally have to get monoclonal antibodies in the emergency room. I- if you get checked-

    8. TD

      Yeah.

    9. JR

      ... into the hospital-

    10. TD

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      ... then there's no monoclonal antibodies.

    12. TD

      And you're already too sick.

    13. JR

      Which doesn't make any sense. It literally makes no sense.

    14. TD

      Right. I was listening to Peter McCullough-

    15. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    16. TD

      ... who I ... And I don't know if this diminishes his credibility. I bought crack off him in Downtown Austin three days ago.

    17. JR

      He's got good crack, though.

    18. TD

      Yeah, so I ... And, but other than that, he was saying, um-

    19. JR

      (laughs)

    20. TD

      He was saying that you need to get on early treatment regimen. I think we're having these weird conversations that are kind of in a box because so many people don't have healthcare. They're afraid to go to the emergency room. They're afraid to go to a doctor. They don't have the money. They can't take off work.

    21. JR

      Yeah.

    22. TD

      So, the idea that having this for-profit healthcare system, where everybody's trying to make money seems to be a real-... impetus to getting people early treatment because most people can't get early treatment because they're terrified of spending the money. They don't know what they're gonna get hit in the mail for.

    23. JR

      That's true. Yeah.

    24. TD

      So it seems to be like, uh... I think everything he was saying about getting on early stuff makes sense if you can- if you have healthcare.

    25. JR

      Well, even if you don't have healthcare, the- the thing about ivermectin is that it's very inexpensive. Whether or not it actually works as the people that are proponents of it-

    26. TD

      Right.

    27. JR

      ... think it does, remains to be seen.

    28. TD

      Did you give it out for Halloween?

    29. JR

      Gave it to everybody.

    30. TD

      Okay, 'cause I heard that you were giving it out for Halloween at the house.

  7. 19:4630:07

    VAERS, vaccine injuries, and the problem of measuring rare harms

    1. TD

      They made some comment. How many people do you think really died from the va-... Do, do you think people are... 'Cause I know so many people-

    2. JR

      100% people have died from the vaccine.

    3. TD

      Well, for sure.

    4. JR

      Right? We know that for a fact.

    5. TD

      Yeah, but we don't know how many.

    6. JR

      We do know that historically the VAERS, which is the Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System-

    7. TD

      Yeah.

    8. JR

      ... the VAERS reports have been, uh, under, like wha- whenever under-reported means. If it's, uh... There was a c- there was one article that Harvard put out, a paper about. I think it was about the, uh, HPV vaccine.

    9. TD

      Right.

    10. JR

      And they were saying that VAERS under-reported, uh, like as, as significantly as 1%. So it was like 99% unreported, 1% reported. So like out of 100 events, one of them would get reported.

    11. TD

      Is there any chance people on VAERS are just having fun?

    12. JR

      I don't think that's the case, but yes.

    13. TD

      'Cause I would-

    14. JR

      There's always a chance. (laughs)

    15. TD

      ... I would like to go on VAERS and just ha-

    16. JR

      (laughs) Like a Yelp review?

    17. TD

      ... for fun. Just for fun and just say the vaccine killed my whole family.

    18. JR

      Right.

    19. TD

      Just for fun.

    20. JR

      Yeah.

    21. TD

      But can... If I can do that, the question is, maybe other people, but maybe not.

    22. JR

      I don't... I think it's-

    23. TD

      I think you have to say the name of your doctor. There's more that goes into it.

    24. JR

      Peter McCullough was describing how difficult it is to file a VAERS claim and-

    25. TD

      Yeah.

    26. JR

      ... what, what has to be r- r- you know, that... It's, it's complicated.

    27. TD

      Right.

    28. JR

      And it's also, it comes with criminal penalties if it's your, if you're full of shit.

    29. TD

      If you're, yeah.

    30. JR

      It's, uh... For sure, people have died. The question is how many. I think they're reporting now 18,000 deaths. But what is that?

  8. 30:0733:13

    Opioids, media priorities, and institutional rot: from fentanyl to intelligence scandals

    1. TD

      Well, the other thing is we ignore, you know, part of the COVID thing has been it's taken all of the oxygen out of the conversation. We have an opioid epidemic. We have all kinds of other health problems too.

    2. JR

      More people have died from opioids this year-

    3. TD

      Yeah.

    4. JR

      ... from 18 to 49 than anything.

    5. TD

      Yeah.

    6. JR

      More than 100,000 people, 18 to 49, have died from opioids.

    7. TD

      Yeah, I mean, they-

    8. JR

      From fentanyl in particular.

    9. TD

      Fentanyl, laced cocaine, it's-

    10. JR

      Fuck.

    11. TD

      ... a huge problem.

    12. JR

      That's a real epidemic and you hear a fucking peep about it on CNN. You don't hear-

    13. TD

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      ... a goddamn peep.

    15. TD

      They don't care.

    16. JR

      They also don't talk about the people that get arrested that work for them that are perverts.

    17. TD

      (clicks tongue) There's a lot of that.

    18. JR

      Have you seen that?

    19. TD

      There's more than, of, of that-

    20. JR

      There's two now.

    21. TD

      ... than you would think.

    22. JR

      Yes.

    23. TD

      'Cause it's, it's weird.

    24. JR

      Totally.

    25. TD

      The CIA has that problem too.

    26. JR

      Do they?

    27. TD

      They have that problem too.

    28. JR

      CIA has pedophiles-

    29. TD

      And the NSA.

    30. JR

      ... working for them?

  9. 33:131:13:05

    Epstein/Maxwell: show trial claims, redactions, and blackmail as governance

    1. NA

      Did you know that they're already deliberating for the Maxwell trial? I didn't know that it was almost over.

    2. TD

      What?

    3. NA

      Yeah. They're, they're pausing-

    4. TD

      Well, that was a trial.

    5. NA

      ... deliberations until Monday.

    6. TD

      The, the Ghislaine Maxwell show trial was-

    7. NA

      The show trial? (laughs)

    8. TD

      ... just, yeah, it was absolutely-

    9. JR

      (sighs)

    10. TD

      ... a completely unserious attempt to-

    11. JR

      Listen to this. The judge in the Maxwell trial-

    12. TD

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      ... asked jurors to deliberate today. They said, "No thank you." Interesting.

    14. TD

      Well, 'cause it's the holidays.

    15. NA

      Yeah.

    16. JR

      Oh, right.

    17. NA

      So they take the weekend off.

    18. TD

      I mean, you gotta enjoy Christmas without talking about this creep and his British girlfriend diddling children on an is- Like, there's got to be some level of, like, "Hey, we're trying to decorate our tree. Can we take three days and not do this?"

    19. JR

      Go, put that back where you could see what it said. Look at this, "Frustration grows over heavily redacted Epstein pilot's flight logs." Let me stop right there because if, if they can show Bill Clinton-

    20. TD

      Yeah.

    21. JR

      ... flied with him 26 fucking times-

    22. TD

      Yeah.

    23. JR

      ... who are they redacting?

    24. TD

      Well, I think people that are currently in positions of power. You got to realize, the Clintons are done.

    25. JR

      Right.

    26. TD

      They're done. They were very powerful, but they're done. But there's a lot of prime ministers, there's a lot of senators, there's a lot of congressmen, there's a lot of people that are still, presidents, vice pre-, who knows, that are still in power that they may be protecting.

    27. JR

      My favorite is when they asked Bill Gates about it.

    28. TD

      Yeah.

    29. JR

      And he's like, "Well, he's dead now."

    30. TD

      (laughs)

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