Joe Rogan Experience #1802 - Protect Our Parks 3

Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, and Ari Shaffir are stand-up comedians, writers, and podcasters. Shane is the co-host of "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast" with Matt McCusker.. His special "Shane Gillis: Live in Austin," is available via YouTube. Mark is the co-host of "Tuesdays with Stories" along with Joe List. His latest special, "Mark Normand: Out to Lunch," is available via YouTube. Ari is the host of "The Skeptic Tank." His most recent special, "Ari Shaffir: Double Negative," is available via Netflix.

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0:00 – 1:09
Protect Our Parks returns (and immediately admits failure)
1. NANarrator
  (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience. (metal music)
2. JRJoe Rogan
  Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (metal music)
3. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah, they're back.
4. JRJoe Rogan
  They, we're, we're rolling, officially.
5. SGShane Gillis
  Oh, nice.
6. MNMark Normand
  We've done it.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  Protect Our Parks.
8. NANarrator
  It's here.
9. SGShane Gillis
  Holy hell.
10. MNMark Normand
  Because we only, we have one less.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  It's time to protect our parks. So, from the time of Protect Our Parks, we officially have lost one park.
12. NANarrator
  We have lost one park.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  So we're not protecting shit. (laughs)
14. SGShane Gillis
  Ah.
15. NANarrator
  Oh for one.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  We have done zero saving of parks.
17. NANarrator
  Everyone says you have a big reach is wrong because-
18. JRJoe Rogan
  Totally wrong.
19. NANarrator
  ... you have protected O for one parks.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  They did, did nothing.
21. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah, not only did it, it became a, it became the opposite of a park. They built a fucking jail on it.
22. NANarrator
  And they're going to-
23. JRJoe Rogan
  Did you do it like the jail?
24. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah, right?
25. JRJoe Rogan
  Really?
26. NANarrator
  I just saw signs like, "Hey, we have to tear down the rest of it too."
27. JRJoe Rogan
  But they're not jailing anybody.
28. NANarrator
  Like, fuck.
29. MNMark Normand
  Good point.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  The good thing about New York is they're letting everybody out.
1:09 – 3:14
Collective punishment: anti-Asian attacks, anti-Russian boycotts, and 'Freedom Fries' logic
1. JRJoe Rogan
  That's a wild take, right? People that think that all Asians are responsible for COVID, so you just go up to Asians and punch them. Like-
2. SGShane Gillis
  They're not?
3. JRJoe Rogan
  ... when, when it gets down to the, put, the lowest level, like, reaction to a, a crisis ... Like, I see a lot of people today that are, like, really pissed at Russian people. Boycotting Russians, not letting Russian people-
4. NANarrator
  Right. Some restaurant here. Like, that, they're not sending money back to the cause.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  Russia House. Russia House cut the Russia off their name-
6. SGShane Gillis
  What?
7. JRJoe Rogan
  ... and now it just says house.
8. SGShane Gillis
  Oh.
9. NANarrator
  Remember when we stopped tak- we made french fries into Freedom Fries? (laughs)
10. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
12. NANarrator
  And we're like, "We're doing something."
13. SGShane Gillis
  (laughs)
14. NANarrator
  What fucking idiots. What a dumb fucking place we live.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  How about the dummies that pour their vodka down the toilet?
16. SGShane Gillis
  Ah, yeah.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  Okay, stupid, you already bought that.
18. NANarrator
  Drink it.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  You have the money. How about have a free vodka party?
20. NANarrator
  Give it to a refugee.
21. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
22. SGShane Gillis
  There you go.
23. MNMark Normand
  I was in Salt Lake when that, when it started, and they had, like, a law. They were like, "We're banning Russian vodka."
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh my God.
25. MNMark Normand
  The club owner was like, "What the fuck?"
26. NANarrator
  It's not state-run.
27. MNMark Normand
  "This is all my money."
28. JRJoe Rogan
  It's so dumb. Exactly. I already bought it.
29. MNMark Normand
  Wow.
30. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah. What about Russian dressing?
3:14 – 5:22
Studio distractions and alien obsession: nukes, UFO sightings, and missile-silo stories
1. NANarrator
  (laughs)
2. SGShane Gillis
  What are you doing?
3. JRJoe Rogan
  Hey, what, how come my little sign isn't on?
4. MNMark Normand
  Ah, it's, uh, it's shorting out. I was off and then on earlier-
5. JRJoe Rogan
  It's shorting out?
6. MNMark Normand
  ... I'll try to fix it.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, 'cause it shorted a little bit.
8. MNMark Normand
  Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  I'm trying to f- I was pressing buttons, but it was changing the color of the UFO. I'm a child.
10. SGShane Gillis
  You love aliens.
11. NANarrator
  You want gadgets?
12. JRJoe Rogan
  I like gadgets. I do, I'm obsessed.
13. SGShane Gillis
  Not illegal.
14. MNMark Normand
  (laughs)
15. JRJoe Rogan
  I'm obsessed with aliens. I like them too.
16. SGShane Gillis
  All right.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  Well, I'm obsessed with the alien aliens from other planets.
18. MNMark Normand
  Yeah. What's going on with them?
19. JRJoe Rogan
  They co- ... I think if the, Russia starts launching nukes, I think they'll probably show up.
20. MNMark Normand
  Yeah.
21. JRJoe Rogan
  You know, that's-
22. NANarrator
  Hey, aliens.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  That's a wrap.
24. NANarrator
  It's time.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. You guys fucked this up.
26. NANarrator
  We've been observing for too long, we gotta step in.
27. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah.
28. MNMark Normand
  They saw it the first time and they were like, "Well, the Japanese had it coming."
29. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
30. SGShane Gillis
  (laughs)
5:22 – 7:57
Roasting Mark’s suit and the nostalgia rabbit hole: infomercial 'free money' guy Matthew Lesko
1. SGShane Gillis
  The cow mutilations, they never solved though.
2. MNMark Normand
  They never solved them.
3. NANarrator
  It's complimentary to Tony's career. (laughs)
4. MNMark Normand
  Cut it out.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs) Yeah.
6. MNMark Normand
  I knew you were gonna come on here and be a nasty cunt.
7. SGShane Gillis
  You with your suits, your Batman villain.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  You nasty son of a bitch with your fucking bad suit.
9. MNMark Normand
  (laughs)
10. SGShane Gillis
  You look like the Riddler.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  I can't believe that suit wasn't the diddler.
12. MNMark Normand
  Yeah.
13. SGShane Gillis
  (laughs)
14. MNMark Normand
  You're like a Jewish pedophile.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs) "Hey kids-"
16. SGShane Gillis
  Do you want a-
17. JRJoe Rogan
  "... you wanna buy some candy?"
18. SGShane Gillis
  You mean a Jew?
19. MNMark Normand
  You mean pedophile? (laughs)
20. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
21. SGShane Gillis
  (laughs)
22. NANarrator
  Remember that joke?
23. JRJoe Rogan
  I can't believe that suit just fits you perfectly and you found it at a thrift store.
24. MNMark Normand
  Thrift store in New Orleans.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  It's perfect for you.
26. SGShane Gillis
  Oh, yeah.
27. NANarrator
  Yeah.
28. JRJoe Rogan
  It's like the exact size.
29. MNMark Normand
  It's, it's-
30. JRJoe Rogan
  And you're, you're an odd shape. You had to get that tailored, come on.
7:57 – 12:33
Comics losing control on stage: Lampanelli meltdown and the Chris Rock–Will Smith slap breakdown
1. JRJoe Rogan
  Lampenelli retired from... The video that went around of her having a meltdown.
2. SGShane Gillis
  Oh.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  It was very strange.
4. SGShane Gillis
  That was bad.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  Did you see the video?
6. ASAri Shaffir
  What was it?
7. JRJoe Rogan
  Somebody's heckling her and she got real serious.
8. ASAri Shaffir
  It's at, like a-
9. SGShane Gillis
  She snapped on stage.
10. ASAri Shaffir
  ... event center.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
12. ASAri Shaffir
  Not even an event center. Like a town hall or something. Like just a...
13. JRJoe Rogan
  Whatever it was, it was just, she was angry. Like, you know, where a comic cl- crosses that line? They're like, "Ye."
14. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  "I don't need this. I don't need that shit."
16. ASAri Shaffir
  The Michael Richards effect. (laughs)
17. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. (laughs) There's something about... I mean, there's something about that line. Like, like when Chris Rock, when Will Smith sma- slapped Chris Rock, Chris Rock talked to Will Smith, and then he went back to the script.
18. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah.
19. SGShane Gillis
  Mm-hmm.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  When he went back to the script, it was like, "Oh, this is wild 'cause you're watching one of the best comics in the world bomb." 'Cause that's bomb.
21. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22. JRJoe Rogan
  He's de- he has to bomb. That, with that one joke, he bombed 'cause he's in an impossible situation. There's no way anyone's just gonna transition to the fact that you're doing a documentary, you know, awards, right?
23. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah, yeah.
24. SGShane Gillis
  Right, right.
25. ASAri Shaffir
  It's like we all just saw that. It's like if a waitress drops a tray of drinks and you're like, "And then later at the supermarket I went..."
26. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah. (laughs)
27. ASAri Shaffir
  And everyone's like, "What's wrong with you?"
28. SGShane Gillis
  (laughs)
29. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. (laughs) I mean, think about him though. Like, he's getting slapped and literally no one does anything. No one does a fucking thing. The whole room is like, staring at you. No security.
30. ASAri Shaffir
  It's like a funny bone.
12:33 – 18:51
Scientology slap theory and celebrity rumor correction (Will & Jada, Hollywood weirdness)
1. ASAri Shaffir
  Kevin Clancy at, at KFC Radio, he said that, um, that's a, um, Scientology thing.
2. MNMark Normand
  That's what I heard.
3. ASAri Shaffir
  They, they teach you how to slap to sh- get support for yourself if you're being embarrassed.
4. MNMark Normand
  What?
5. JRJoe Rogan
  So Chris Brown's a Scientologist?
6. ASAri Shaffir
  It's like they teach you how to slap. (laughs)
7. MNMark Normand
  Nice.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  Are you serious?
9. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  No?
11. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Wait a minute. You're serious.
13. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah.
14. JRJoe Rogan
  Explain.
15. ASAri Shaffir
  Not researched, but real theory in Scientology-
16. JRJoe Rogan
  Well, I love a, I lo- I love a good no research-
17. ASAri Shaffir
  ... in Scientology. It's that boy. (laughs)
18. JRJoe Rogan
  ... statement.
19. ASAri Shaffir
  It's the... and a... Yeah. They teach you how to slap somebody if they give you an offense.
20. MNMark Normand
  What?
21. ASAri Shaffir
  That is one of the things to get, not to punch because you don't want to get in a physical fight, but to slap-
22. MNMark Normand
  It's humiliating.
23. ASAri Shaffir
  ... to, to get your, uh, offense taken care of. Getting slapped is humiliating.
24. MNMark Normand
  Yeah.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  So what is that theory?
26. ASAri Shaffir
  I would've cried.
27. MNMark Normand
  Um-
28. ASAri Shaffir
  It's not meant to hurt. ... if I was Chris Rock, I would've been up here like... (imitates slap)
29. JRJoe Rogan
  That's a Scientology slap.
30. ASAri Shaffir
  That's the theory. Yeah.
18:51 – 22:11
Ticket-price chaos and beating scalpers: Chris Rock sales spike, presales, and Louie’s cash-only strategy
1. JRJoe Rogan
  Ticket prices went up 400%.
2. ASAri Shaffir
  To say, like, you did something wrong.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  Why is that hard?
4. ASAri Shaffir
  'Cause he would have to be sold out now and be at 20% sold before.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  No, dummy.
6. SGShane Gillis
  No, the price.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  If he sells ... If he sells a hundred tickets a day-
8. SGShane Gillis
  God.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  ... now he's selling 400 tickets a day.
10. ASAri Shaffir
  Oh, per day. Tickets went up per day 400%.
11. SGShane Gillis
  I thought he- I though he said the price went up.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
13. ASAri Shaffir
  N-
14. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, his price went up 400%?
15. SGShane Gillis
  Price went up.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, that's crazy.
17. ASAri Shaffir
  He just charged five times as much?
18. JRJoe Rogan
  What?
19. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah, if a ticket was at $50, now it's 450.
20. ASAri Shaffir
  250.
21. SGShane Gillis
  Sorry.
22. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, that's weird.
23. ASAri Shaffir
  Hey, beat this.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  That's weird.
25. SGShane Gillis
  That's true.
26. ASAri Shaffir
  Charge more?
27. JRJoe Rogan
  Really?
28. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah, yeah.
29. JRJoe Rogan
  So, the agents get their slimy little paws all over the situation.
30. SGShane Gillis
  Ticket price went up 400%.
22:11 – 25:05
How the Comedy Store (and comedy itself) moves in waves
1. JRJoe Rogan
  Isn't it funny how that store goes through cycles? Like, it always has.
2. SGShane Gillis
  Mm-hmm.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  It goes through these cycles. When I was back last weekend, man, it felt like a normal weekend at the store. It was mobbed.
4. SGShane Gillis
  Really?
5. JRJoe Rogan
  It was mobbed. Everybody was hanging out. It was really fun.
6. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  Really fucking fun.
8. SGShane Gillis
  Well, that's just comedy. Comedy goes in waves.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah?
10. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  I guess, but the store, like, really goes in waves.
12. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  Like, the store was, like, hot when Kinison was there, but I came there in '94, there was fucking nobody there. It was weird. There was, like, half-filled crowds.
14. ASAri Shaffir
  It was dead. We wouldn't start the show.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, my God.
16. ASAri Shaffir
  Tuesday night it'd be like, 9:00 show, by 10:30 we're like, "Should we call it? There's no one in here."
17. SGShane Gillis
  Damn.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  What year did you start?
19. ASAri Shaffir
  '99.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  Mm-hmm.
21. ASAri Shaffir
  And it was bad.
22. JRJoe Rogan
  It was bad. It was bad until, like, 2002.
23. SGShane Gillis
  Hmm.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  It was starting to get better in the '90s, like, a little bit.
25. ASAri Shaffir
  Then it was okay.
26. JRJoe Rogan
  And then 2002 it was getting pretty good. Then 2003 and '04 it really got rocking.
27. ASAri Shaffir
  Hmm, it was still so-so.
28. JRJoe Rogan
  No, it was rocking. 2004, '05-
29. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  ... yeah, up until 2007, then I got banned. And then ... but the real comeback-
25:05 – 43:33
Crowd Q&A as entertainment (and disaster): wheels, prompts, and improvisation formats
1. SGShane Gillis
  Uh. Yeah, the Q&A is my f- I was, it's my favorite part.
2. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs) I was camera too.
3. SGShane Gillis
  The Q&A, he'll get fucked up-
4. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
5. SGShane Gillis
  Died remember those days.
6. (laughs)
7. And then people will ask a question, sometimes it goes well. But everyone smiley face, "What kind of question is that?" (laughs)
8. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs) Yeah. He's like, "Ask anything."
9. SGShane Gillis
  And you can just, you can literally watch someone just-
10. JRJoe Rogan
  No. Oh, no, no. (laughs)
11. SGShane Gillis
  Get their whole world shattered. (laughs)
12. Like, uh, "I'm here to see Joe Rogan. This is gonna be so cool." It's like, "Uh, Joe, I, I-"
13. "What's your favorite ice cream?"
14. Yeah. You're like, "Shut up, pussy."
15. (laughs)
16. "I'll fuck your mother." And he's like, "Oh."
17. (laughs)
18. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
19. SGShane Gillis
  "Oh."
20. I definitely didn't say that. (laughs)
21. JRJoe Rogan
  You wanted questions? (laughs)
22. SGShane Gillis
  I didn't know what to do was watching
23. NANarrator
  No, you didn't say that. You didn't say that.
24. SGShane Gillis
  (laughs)
25. anybody's mom. I've done Q&As that I, I just assume you have to answer everything. I didn't know you could go, "Oh, that's dumb."
26. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, you gotta say, "That's dumb" sometimes.
27. SGShane Gillis
  Like, "Come on, give me a better question."
28. JRJoe Rogan
  You gotta be able to mock their questions. Oh, shit. (laughs)
29. SGShane Gillis
  I used to go there.
30. We used to have two, two speakers, two, um, microphones in the aisles.
43:33 – 45:24
Autism jokes and social awkwardness: default punchlines, eye contact, and Shane’s Civil War gaming
1. ASAri Shaffir
  Thank you. Autism.
2. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  Ugh. One word, quicks.
4. ASAri Shaffir
  How much of that you got?
5. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
6. ASAri Shaffir
  Huh?
7. JRJoe Rogan
  Autism, how much you got, you think?
8. ASAri Shaffir
  I think I'm pretty good, like 40.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  40%?
10. ASAri Shaffir
  I'd say.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  Really?
12. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  What makes a person 40% autistic as opposed to, like, a regular person like myself?
14. ASAri Shaffir
  I think you have a little more, uh, so what do you... emotional intelligence.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh. So what do you do that, like, you go, "Ha, shut up." No, I'm not. That's uh, that's uh-
16. SGShane Gillis
  (laughs)
17. JRJoe Rogan
  ... pretty good. (laughs)
18. ASAri Shaffir
  (laughs)
19. JRJoe Rogan
  That's uh, that's a good one. Yeah.
20. SGShane Gillis
  I think that's a, that's a good one. Yeah.
21. JRJoe Rogan
  Hey.
22. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah.
23. SGShane Gillis
  It's not bad, bad.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Hey.
25. ASAri Shaffir
  Hey.
26. JRJoe Rogan
  Hey, hey.
27. SGShane Gillis
  It was-
28. ASAri Shaffir
  When we went on that ski trip-
29. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
30. SGShane Gillis
  ... we're all, we're getting on the lift. This, he's wearing a fucking Dirk Nowitzki jersey and this guy, trying to be friendly, he's with his family. While we're about to get on the lift, he's like, "Oh, I thought Dirk was a lot taller than that." And Norman just goes, "Yeah, I'm gay." (laughs)
45:24 – 49:53
Civil War history tangent: battle tourism, Klan origins, and how big the KKK really was
1. JRJoe Rogan
  Let's be honest about anybody who's recreating the Civil War. They're not trying to recreate the same ending.
2. SGShane Gillis
  Oh, I have news.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  You want-
4. SGShane Gillis
  I love the Union.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  ... you want the North to win?
6. SGShane Gillis
  I love the North.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  But most people, those Civil War reenactors-
8. SGShane Gillis
  How could the South have done it? (laughs) Like, what twisted plan they had?
9. ASAri Shaffir
  Hey, we won. We won, didn't we?
10. SGShane Gillis
  The South?
11. JRJoe Rogan
  Who's we?
12. ASAri Shaffir
  The South.
13. SGShane Gillis
  They're in New Orleans.
14. JRJoe Rogan
  In what?
15. ASAri Shaffir
  I'm Louisiana.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  In what way?
17. SGShane Gillis
  In what?
18. ASAri Shaffir
  Why, what? Didn't we win the first battle?
19. SGShane Gillis
  Oh, yes. You were winning.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
21. SGShane Gillis
  No, you won a lot.
22. ASAri Shaffir
  Okay.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  What was the first battle?
24. SGShane Gillis
  The first Manassas or Bull Run.
25. ASAri Shaffir
  Thank you.
26. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah, you guys got a big victory.
27. ASAri Shaffir
  For the layman.
28. SGShane Gillis
  It was a Union skedaddle. They got outta there.
29. ASAri Shaffir
  Oh, that's a good one. That was a title.
30. SGShane Gillis
  That was the one where, like, it was outside of Washington, so a bunch of, like, senators... They thought it was gonna be fun. They showed up-
49:53 – 54:07
De-radicalization and meme politics: Daryl Davis, Pepe the Frog, Milo, and Twitter bans
1. JRJoe Rogan
  You guys ever heard of that guy Daryl Davis?
2. SGShane Gillis
  Uh-oh.
3. Yeah.
4. JRJoe Rogan
  I've had him on my podcast a couple of times. He's personally converted over 200 Klan members and neo-Nazis.
5. SGShane Gillis
  They just want friends, dude.
6. JRJoe Rogan
  Yes.
7. ASAri Shaffir
  They just want friends.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  Yes.
9. SGShane Gillis
  Oh, he's a big, big guy, right?
10. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
11. ASAri Shaffir
  Dude.
12. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah, he's good.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  A blues singer.
14. ASAri Shaffir
  Oh.
15. SGShane Gillis
  And, yeah.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  And he would, he would do these gigs. And he sat down with this guy, and he was having a drink when the guy was like, "I have never sat down with a Black man and had a drink before." He thought he was joking around. He's like, "What?" And he goes, "Yeah, I'm in the Klan." He thought it was like a joke.
17. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  He goes, "No, I'm serious." And he pulls out his ID card. He's like-
19. ASAri Shaffir
  It's Klan ID?
20. JRJoe Rogan
  Yes.
21. SGShane Gillis
  Oh, I gotta get one of those.
22. JRJoe Rogan
  So Daryl becomes-
23. ASAri Shaffir
  Shaped like a triangle.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Daryl becomes friends with this guy.
25. SGShane Gillis
  When they ask for your fucking vaccine be like, "Oh, wrong card." (laughs)
26. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
27. SGShane Gillis
  (laughs)
28. JRJoe Rogan
  Daryl becomes friends with this guy.
29. ASAri Shaffir
  Good.
30. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah.

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Protect Our Parks returns (and immediately admits failure)

Collective punishment: anti-Asian attacks, anti-Russian boycotts, and 'Freedom Fries' logic

Studio distractions and alien obsession: nukes, UFO sightings, and missile-silo stories

Roasting Mark’s suit and the nostalgia rabbit hole: infomercial 'free money' guy Matthew Lesko

Comics losing control on stage: Lampanelli meltdown and the Chris Rock–Will Smith slap breakdown

Scientology slap theory and celebrity rumor correction (Will & Jada, Hollywood weirdness)

Ticket-price chaos and beating scalpers: Chris Rock sales spike, presales, and Louie’s cash-only strategy

How the Comedy Store (and comedy itself) moves in waves

Crowd Q&A as entertainment (and disaster): wheels, prompts, and improvisation formats

Autism jokes and social awkwardness: default punchlines, eye contact, and Shane’s Civil War gaming

Civil War history tangent: battle tourism, Klan origins, and how big the KKK really was

De-radicalization and meme politics: Daryl Davis, Pepe the Frog, Milo, and Twitter bans

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