Joe Rogan Experience #1847 - Theo Von

1. 0:00 – 2:36

   Lighting up: first cigar, smelling salts, and Theo’s hair transplant reveal

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience. (energetic music) Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. How many times have you smoked a cigar?

   3. TVTheo Von0:14

      I don't know if I've smoked one before.

   4. JRJoe Rogan0:16

      (laughs)

   5. TVTheo Von0:16

      Can we open that again one more time? Sorry about ...

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:18

      How ... Just, just pull it down. Yeah, lift, flip the top.

   7. TVTheo Von0:23

      Oh, okay, yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:23

      There you go. And then pull that do- ... There you go.

   9. TVTheo Von0:25

      Yeah. (cigarette hisses) (lighter clicks)

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:29

       How would you not know whether or not you've smoked a cigar.

   11. TVTheo Von0:32

       Well, I used to work at this business company, I worked at this insurance company. I did paperwor- ... Uh, not paperwork, but I, like, mailed papers for them. And, um, like, mailings, I guess. I guess that's paperwork.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:45

       Yeah.

   13. TVTheo Von0:46

       And the man had a lot of nice cigars in there.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       And you may or may not have smoked one?

   15. TVTheo Von0:51

       I feel like he tried to teach me one time. Oh, I feel my heart shuttin'. (laughs)

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:55

       (laughs)

   17. TVTheo Von0:55

       Is that always like it is?

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:57

       I ... Don't ... No. No, your heart doesn't shut. (laughs)

   19. TVTheo Von1:01

       Oh, shit, fuck it. (laughs)

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:02

       I think it's the smelling salts. We just tried a new batch of the smelling salts.

   21. TVTheo Von1:07

       Oh, yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:07

       Last time I did smelling salts, first time was with you, right?

   23. TVTheo Von1:11

       Mm-hmm.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:11

       And we just got a new batch and it was way stronger 'cause we did one with Red Band and it was old.

   25. TVTheo Von1:18

       Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:18

       It was the old ones, and they get weak after a while. But that one was a freshie. Like, we pulled the tab off the top and took a hit of it, and (sniffs) whoo, it just burned all my nostril hairs off.

   27. TVTheo Von1:30

       Oh, man. It felt like somebody was fucking playing Legend of Zelda in my lungs, bro.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:34

       (laughs)

   29. TVTheo Von1:34

       This shit was fucking really ... It goes al- ... It goes ... It doesn't even hit your lungs. I feel like it goes through, just into everything else almo- ... It, like ... (sniffs)

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:42

       It does a lot.
2. 2:36 – 8:12

   Bags, purses, and relationship chaos: masculinity, cheating stories, and youthful misadventures

   1. TVTheo Von2:36

      I was just saying. I just had a crazy ... I had a, like, a trainer the other day and it was a gay trainer, right? And he had a purse with him the whole time and it just, um ...

   2. JRJoe Rogan2:45

      What's the difference between a purse and a large shoulder bag?

   3. TVTheo Von2:50

      Okay. This one, I would say, had bejewels on it, you know?

   4. JRJoe Rogan2:52

      Mm, bejeweled. (laughs)

   5. TVTheo Von2:55

      So it had, yeah. You know, it looked like somebody had, uh ... It looked like something you'd find in Egypt, you know, if you were digging.

   6. JRJoe Rogan3:03

      (laughs) It was bedazzled.

   7. TVTheo Von3:04

      If you were digging in a men's locker room-

   8. JRJoe Rogan3:06

      (laughs)

   9. TVTheo Von3:06

      ... it looked like something you'd find in Egypt, baby. (laughs) You know what I'm talking about, baby?

   10. JRJoe Rogan3:10

       The purse thing is funny, right? Because it's, like, purely a woman's accoutrement and it, it al- ... It has always been that way. But, like, why? Like, backpacks, guys can wear backpacks.

   11. TVTheo Von3:21

       Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan3:21

       Guys can have gym bags. Guys can have all kinds of bags-

   13. TVTheo Von3:25

       Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan3:25

       ... but not a purse. But meanwhile, guys generally carry more shit than women do, right? I guess not ... Women carry makeup and stuff.

   15. TVTheo Von3:32

       And guys have their nuts too, which is a, like, a ... In a little bag, kind of.

   16. JRJoe Rogan3:36

       (laughs) Good point.

   17. TVTheo Von3:36

       You know what I'm saying?

   18. JRJoe Rogan3:37

       Good point.

   19. TVTheo Von3:38

       So it's almost like your dick has, like, a little purse. But, um ...

   20. JRJoe Rogan3:42

       (laughs)

   21. TVTheo Von3:42

       Or, like, a hand or something.

   22. JRJoe Rogan3:44

       A little cum purse.

   23. TVTheo Von3:44

       Yeah. (laughs)

   24. JRJoe Rogan3:48

       (laughs)

   25. TVTheo Von3:48

       It's where you store jizz. Uh, but what else? Oh, yeah. So I think, yeah, that's interesting. I guess, yeah, I guess maybe since women carry more stuff, I'm not sure. I'm trying ... Let me try this, yeah, the, the same go.

   26. JRJoe Rogan3:59

       Is it out?

   27. TVTheo Von4:02

       I'm not sure.

   28. JRJoe Rogan4:03

       I think it's lit, bro. Just take-

   29. TVTheo Von4:05

       All right, cool.

   30. JRJoe Rogan4:05

       ... a, a take a puff. Deep in. There you go. Yeah, that sucker's lit.
3. 8:12 – 11:37

   From college apartments to landlord nightmares: rent moratoriums and incentives

   1. JRJoe Rogan8:12

      Can you imagine being a landlord for a bunch of college kids?

   2. TVTheo Von8:16

      Never.

   3. JRJoe Rogan8:16

      Ugh. Imagine being a landlord today, because so many people, there was rent protection during the pandemic and people are still like, "Nah, not paying."

   4. TVTheo Von8:24

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan8:25

      Like, I know a guy who has not collected rent from this one person for three fucking years. And he's like, "I can't get rid of them. I don't know what to do. I'm not making any money. Like, I have to pay the mortgage and I'm not making any money off of rent."

   6. TVTheo Von8:37

      Right.

   7. JRJoe Rogan8:37

      "And I- I can't rent it out to anybody else."

   8. TVTheo Von8:39

      Ugh.

   9. JRJoe Rogan8:39

      "And I can't get rid of them." And the lady has a job. The lady has a job. She goes to work every day and won't pay rent.

   10. TVTheo Von8:46

       Oh, that's... She shouldn't do that.

   11. JRJoe Rogan8:48

       No. But there's like, in Los Angeles, there's rent protection.

   12. TVTheo Von8:52

       Oh yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan8:53

       I don't know if that's still in place. Is that still in place? Do you know?

   14. TVTheo Von8:57

       There's a TV show about bad people that do renting. There's also, um, I saw a... Oh, I had a tenant that stayed in a apartment that I had in New Orleans for two months and just didn't pay any rent. Thankfully it was only two months, but it was just nothing you could do. You know, by the time you have to go like to this... It's just like a- it's-

   15. JRJoe Rogan9:15

       Did you own an apartment building?

   16. TVTheo Von9:17

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan9:17

       You did?

   18. TVTheo Von9:18

       Not a building.

   19. JRJoe Rogan9:18

       Apartment?

   20. TVTheo Von9:19

       One apartment.

   21. JRJoe Rogan9:19

       Oh really?

   22. TVTheo Von9:20

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan9:20

       And you rented it out-

   24. TVTheo Von9:21

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan9:22

       ... and they wouldn't pay rent?

   26. TVTheo Von9:22

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan9:23

       Okay. Most people, they have shame and like, if you fuck with them and keep... They- they- they want to either get out of there or they just want to pay you and get it over with, but some people are shameless. And this lady that this guy I know is running out to is totally shameless.

   28. TVTheo Von9:39

       Was she, um... Do you think she was doing like, uh, some type of, like, secret work and she doesn't want, she didn't want like... Do you... Like, what do you think the reason was?

   29. JRJoe Rogan9:50

       I think she would like to spend her money on other things.

   30. TVTheo Von9:53

       Yeah.
4. 11:37 – 15:14

   Crime fantasies and real violence: robber-on-a-bus story, ‘good crime’ talk, and shooting videos

   1. TVTheo Von11:37

      Dude, one time I was on this bus, man. I used to go work at this farm in the summer. And so I would take the bus up there to Graham and they had this dude on there, he's sitting on there and, uh, next to me and he's like, "Hey, you want to see something?"

   2. JRJoe Rogan11:51

      (laughs)

   3. TVTheo Von11:51

      And I thought it was gonna be his dick, you know.

   4. JRJoe Rogan11:53

      His dick. (laughs)

   5. TVTheo Von11:53

      Because, you know, it's a freaking Graham bus.

   6. JRJoe Rogan11:55

      What if he says-

   7. TVTheo Von11:56

      And...

   8. JRJoe Rogan11:56

      Yeah. You want to see something, it's either a human head-

   9. TVTheo Von11:59

      (laughs)

   10. JRJoe Rogan11:59

       ... or a dick. (laughs) He pulls a head out of a bag.

   11. TVTheo Von12:03

       (laughs) Either way, you're getting a hit, bro.

   12. JRJoe Rogan12:06

       Yeah.

   13. TVTheo Von12:06

       But, and, and I said no the first couple times, but the trip got longer and I was like, "All right, fuck it." You know? "Yeah, I'll see it." He opened up, he had a bag of jewelry and a gun. He had robbed a, uh, a jewelry store before he got on the bus.

   14. JRJoe Rogan12:18

       Jesus Christ.

   15. TVTheo Von12:18

       And showed it.

   16. JRJoe Rogan12:18

       And he wanted you to see it?

   17. TVTheo Von12:20

       He just wanted, yeah, I think he wanted to kind of take some of the pressure off of him by sharing it with somebody else, you know?

   18. JRJoe Rogan12:25

       Yeah?

   19. TVTheo Von12:25

       So suddenly ... Yeah, I think he may- he's like, you know, "I've got an accomplice," or something. And then he even said like, "Oh, we should get off at this next stop." And I'm like, "I'm not in this shit."

   20. JRJoe Rogan12:34

       (laughs) He's gonna throw the bag at you and call the cops.

   21. TVTheo Von12:37

       (laughs) Yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan12:37

       "I found him!" (laughs)

   23. TVTheo Von12:41

       (laughs) He might've had a good idea. Maybe so.

   24. JRJoe Rogan12:43

       Well, that's a lot of people that commit crimes like that. They're kind of not that wired right.

   25. TVTheo Von12:48

       Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan12:48

       You know? They're kind of screwball.

   27. TVTheo Von12:50

       Would you ever want to do a good crime?

   28. JRJoe Rogan12:52

       I would want to do a good crime.

   29. TVTheo Von12:53

       A fucking bank robbery?

   30. JRJoe Rogan12:55

       Like a crazy bank robbery.
5. 15:14 – 21:23

   Guns, training, and policy realities: mall shooting, red dots, and why ‘ban all guns’ is impractical

   1. NANarrator15:14

      Speaking of that, that shooting that happened at the mall?

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:16

      Yes.

   3. NANarrator15:16

      Did you hear about that?

   4. TVTheo Von15:17

      Oh.

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:17

      Yes, the shooting that happened at the mall, uh, h- what's, what's ... This is one of those crazy situations where an armed good guy stopped a bad guy from killing a bunch of people. This guy shows up at the mall. Kills ... Sh- pulls out a gun, kills two people, and within seconds this happens. This guy reaches into his, uh, pushes his girlfriend aside, reaches into his waist, pulls out his gun, and shoots at this guy from 40 yards away.

   6. TVTheo Von15:45

      No.

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:46

      10 shots, hits him eight times.

   8. TVTheo Von15:48

      Is that pretty far?

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:49

      It's pretty far. For a pistol, that's far. That's far. That's like a, that's like a good shot with a arrow.

   10. TVTheo Von15:56

       Wow.

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:56

       Like a bow and arrow is 40 yards is a ... That's a fucking poke. And for you to do this under pressure and to take a life, and he hit him eight times. Uh, he could shoot. That's ... He's a 22-year-old man. And of course, the NRA has jumped all over this and they've said, uh, you know, "Hey, this is one of those examples where a good guy with a gun kills a bad guy." That, right, what you just saw is another one of those examples.

   12. TVTheo Von16:19

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan16:19

       It does happen. And the problem is people don't want to admit that that happens 'cause it doesn't fit with their narrative. This is one of the things that always happens when there's a hot topic, whether it's, uh, gun control or what- whatever it is, where y- you have a very specific idea of what you think the problem is and what you think the solution is. And a lot of people think the problem is guns. The solution is take all the guns. And, you know, some people say, "No, the solution is you should be armed and be prepared to take care of things-"

   14. TVTheo Von16:49

       Mm-hmm.

   15. JRJoe Rogan16:49

       "... if something goes wrong, you should be trained and you should be prepared to use your gun." And in this case, that is the correct answer, uh, in this case.

   16. NANarrator16:56

       I think that's the right angle-

   17. TVTheo Von16:58

       (clears throat)

   18. NANarrator16:58

       ... he had in that video.

   19. TVTheo Von16:59

       Oh, is that a Jason's Deli?

   20. JRJoe Rogan17:01

       Yeah. So-

   21. NANarrator17:01

       Where the shooting was, was right there. The guy who got shot.

   22. JRJoe Rogan17:03

       Yeah, so now-

   23. TVTheo Von17:04

       Wow.

   24. JRJoe Rogan17:05

       ... it depends entirely on whether or not this guy has a red dot, um, and how much he's trained. If he has a red dot, it's considerably easier to, to hit what you're aiming at because a red dot, when you pull out a pistol ... Excuse me here. (clears throat) I think that, um, smelly salt's fucked me up.

   25. TVTheo Von17:24

       Really? I like that.

   26. JRJoe Rogan17:25

       Yeah, mine ... Is it fucked you up too, Jamie?

   27. NANarrator17:27

       I didn't s- I didn't go all the way. (scoffs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan17:29

       I went all in.

   29. NANarrator17:30

       I still never-

   30. JRJoe Rogan17:30

       I went, I took the biggest, deepest whiff.
6. 21:23 – 32:16

   Zombies, vampires, and childhood fear: debating the best monster movies

   1. TVTheo Von21:23

      Yeah. (imitates knife stabbing)

   2. JRJoe Rogan21:23

      Do you still watch it?

   3. TVTheo Von21:25

      No. (laughs)

   4. JRJoe Rogan21:25

      Yeah.

   5. TVTheo Von21:25

      No, it's terrible. And then also in The Walking Dead, the arrows don't go through the head, which is crazy.

   6. JRJoe Rogan21:30

      Yeah, they just get stuck, huh?

   7. TVTheo Von21:30

      'Cause why is it so easy? They just get stuck. It's more probably, it probably just seems more exciting.

   8. JRJoe Rogan21:36

      Yeah, I mean, it's just special effects. But also, the arrows have field tips. They're not even using broad heads. They're using, like, target tips.

   9. TVTheo Von21:43

      Oh, I don't know that much about arrows.

   10. JRJoe Rogan21:45

       Yeah, if you look at a arrow, like, in The Walking Dead-

   11. TVTheo Von21:48

       Mm-hmm.

   12. JRJoe Rogan21:48

       ... the tips, they don't have like a big broad head, like a big cutting edge.

   13. TVTheo Von21:52

       Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan21:52

       They have a point, just a little pointy point, and that's enough to kill the zombie. And then you gotta pull the arrow out and ... It's fucking stupid.

   15. TVTheo Von22:00

       Yeah, I'm trying to think if a zombie was coming at me and I didn't have a weapon what I would use.

   16. JRJoe Rogan22:04

       (clears throat)

   17. TVTheo Von22:04

       I guess I would probably, 'cause, uh, uh, y- they can't bi- I think if they bite you, then you're done.

   18. JRJoe Rogan22:08

       That's the whole problem. If they bite you.

   19. TVTheo Von22:09

       You'd have to probably outrun them or try and get them dizzy. You know?

   20. JRJoe Rogan22:14

       (laughs) What do you think would get a zombie dizzy?

   21. TVTheo Von22:17

       I think a lot of cutbacks probably, a lot of, uh, you know, 180s, 720s, you- you know, spin arounds.

   22. JRJoe Rogan22:23

       My favorite person in The Walking Dead was the lady with the samurai sword. She fucked everybody up.

   23. TVTheo Von22:29

       Yeah, she, they have a new spinoff actually. They're, that-

   24. JRJoe Rogan22:32

       Is it just her?

   25. TVTheo Von22:32

       And I think it's her and someone else. Yeah, she had the dreadlocks.

   26. JRJoe Rogan22:35

       Yeah, yeah, yeah.

   27. TVTheo Von22:36

       Yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan22:36

       After a while though, like, how many zombies can you watch get killed? Like, enough.

   29. TVTheo Von22:41

       Yeah, it's almost weird if people are still watching it.

   30. JRJoe Rogan22:43

       (laughs) Yeah. If you're, like, a big fan, like, "I-"
7. 32:16 – 55:06

   Sex in history and living longer: infant mortality, aging tech, and ‘who lives the longest?’

   1. TVTheo Von32:16

      I wonder if there was a lot of, uh... I wonder if back then it was, if, um, if, like, people were more sexually active back then, you think?

   2. JRJoe Rogan32:27

      Um...

   3. TVTheo Von32:27

      In the past?

   4. JRJoe Rogan32:29

      Well, they probably fucked a lot more because they didn't live very long.

   5. TVTheo Von32:36

      Mm-hmm.

   6. JRJoe Rogan32:37

      Right? They probably just fucked whenever they could.

   7. TVTheo Von32:39

      What a pickup line.

   8. JRJoe Rogan32:41

      We're not gonna make it.

   9. TVTheo Von32:42

      (laughs) Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan32:43

       Let's just, let's just have a couple glasses of wine.

   11. TVTheo Von32:46

       (laughs) Yeah, like, "Hey, babe. The median age around here is 27." (laughs) "We gotta fucking hammer it down."

   12. JRJoe Rogan32:52

       But a lot of that was because people died young.

   13. TVTheo Von32:55

       Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan32:55

       Like, they died... There was a lot of, uh, infant mortality. That was a big, big issue. Like, when you look at the actual age that people died back then, some people lived to be a ripe old age. But it was pretty rare.

   15. TVTheo Von33:05

       And a lot of infants, um... I guess a lot of infants just weren't that powerful? Or what was the deal with it?

   16. JRJoe Rogan33:11

       Well, they didn't have medicine.

   17. TVTheo Von33:13

       Oh.

   18. JRJoe Rogan33:13

       So if they got sick, they died.

   19. TVTheo Von33:16

       Oh, yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan33:16

       You know, or if, you know, a lot of women died during childbirth-

   21. TVTheo Von33:19

       Ugh.

   22. JRJoe Rogan33:19

       ... 'cause if there was complications. You know, now they save so many more people.

   23. TVTheo Von33:24

       Do you think we're supposed to be living as long as we are? Or do you think, like, Mother Nature's like, "Oh, fuck, these people are hanging out too long"?

   24. JRJoe Rogan33:31

       I don't think there's no supposed to. I think if... Biologically, we're supposed to live to be roughly 100 years.

   25. TVTheo Von33:37

       Mm-hmm.

   26. JRJoe Rogan33:37

       If everything goes great. If everything goes perfectly, you'll, you'll live to be about 100 years. But I think that with modern science and our understanding of genes and hormones and, you know, telemeters and all the, the different anti-aging technologies they're working on right now, we're probably, right now, talking to people that are going to live to be 150 years old.

   27. TVTheo Von33:58

       Damn.

   28. JRJoe Rogan33:58

       Yeah, I think, like, you're, you're seeing people today. Like, if you meet a guy and he's 30 years old today, that guy's probably gonna live to be 150.

   29. TVTheo Von34:06

       That's crazy.

   30. JRJoe Rogan34:07

       Well, people live to be 120. There's, that's a rare thing, but there's been some women that have made it to, like, 120.
8. 55:06 – 1:00:02

   Bodies, food, and taboos: Great Depression talk, cannibalism headlines, and unusual foods

   1. TVTheo Von55:06

      You think you could've survived the Great Depression?

   2. JRJoe Rogan55:08

      (exhales) Yeah. I mean, you'd hope so.

   3. TVTheo Von55:11

      Well-

   4. JRJoe Rogan55:11

      People survived. But it's like, it wouldn't have been fun. Hard to get a job, you know, lines for food. People would wait in line at soup kitchens and shit, and ...

   5. TVTheo Von55:20

      And people also breastfed their own kids.

   6. JRJoe Rogan55:23

      They did?

   7. TVTheo Von55:23

      Or their own-

   8. JRJoe Rogan55:24

      Up till how old?

   9. TVTheo Von55:25

      But even older. Adult children.

   10. JRJoe Rogan55:27

       Oh? Really?

   11. TVTheo Von55:27

       Even, like, in Grapes of Wrath. You remember that book?

   12. JRJoe Rogan55:30

       They breastfed their kids in Grapes of Wrath?

   13. TVTheo Von55:32

       They breastfed the adults at the end.

   14. JRJoe Rogan55:34

       Really?

   15. TVTheo Von55:34

       People couldn't ... They didn't have nothing.

   16. JRJoe Rogan55:36

       I don't-

   17. TVTheo Von55:36

       Yeah, Joe. What do you think they're not gonna eat?

   18. JRJoe Rogan55:38

       God, I read that- I read that book in high school. I don't remember.

   19. TVTheo Von55:40

       People gotta fucking eat, dude.

   20. JRJoe Rogan55:42

       Yeah.

   21. TVTheo Von55:43

       I wonder if you were to ... Say somebody's deceased, right?

   22. JRJoe Rogan55:46

       Right.

   23. TVTheo Von55:46

       Deceased woman. Recently deceased. Half hour ago.

   24. JRJoe Rogan55:49

       Okay.

   25. TVTheo Von55:50

       And they were pregnant, and you're starving.

   26. JRJoe Rogan55:52

       Okay.

   27. TVTheo Von55:53

       Do you think you'd get over there-

   28. JRJoe Rogan55:55

       And eat her?

   29. TVTheo Von55:55

       ... and see if there's any milk in them? No. Just have some milk, dude. Damn, bro.

   30. JRJoe Rogan55:59

       If she's deceased, I'd eat her. I wouldn't eat her milk. If I'm starving? Yeah, you'd have to eat ... take chunks of her.
9. 1:00:02 – 1:07:46

   Nature is brutal: eagles, hawks, bears, and the return to primal instincts

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:02

      And birds? Birds are some of the meanest fucking animals. Have you seen that video that's going around of the bird-

   2. TVTheo Von1:00:09

      No.

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:09

      ... that's eating an antelope alive? Have you seen that?

   4. TVTheo Von1:00:12

      You think they're mean?

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:13

      Oh, they're vicious. They're so horri- they're so fucking horrible.

   6. TVTheo Von1:00:17

      Why, do you think 'cause they can't be on the ground as much as other animals, easily?

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:21

      I just think they're reptiles. They're flying reptiles.

   8. TVTheo Von1:00:24

      Are they more reptile?

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:25

      Yeah. I mean, what a bird is, is a dinosaur. They're flying dinosaurs.

   10. NANarrator1:00:30

       This?

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:30

       Yeah. Look at this. This eagle is riding this antelope's back and just ... It's got its claws dug into its back-

   12. TVTheo Von1:00:37

       Wow.

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:37

       ... so you see all the blood pouring off the back.

   14. TVTheo Von1:00:39

       No, it's bleeding.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:39

       And it's just digging into its body, 'cause those claws, the talons that an eagle has, are so powerful.... so it's just riding this thing and then eating out of its ribcage-

   16. TVTheo Von1:00:50

       (gasps)

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:50

       ... while it's just slowly dying. And that, that antelope can't do a goddamn thing to get away. There's nothing it could do.

   18. TVTheo Von1:00:56

       It's like one of those moving buffets that you're at. You ever been to one of those? One of those-

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:01:00

       Oh, God, that's

   20. NANarrator1:01:00

       Oh.

   21. TVTheo Von1:01:00

       ... where the food moves by as you're eating it?

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:01:02

       I got another video. I'll send you this, Jamie. Of this, uh, there's a, a hawk that's eating a crow. It holds the crow down and the th- the crazy thing is it's not much smaller than the crow. Which is, or not much larger, rather, than the crow, which is wild 'cause it's just, it's just chewing this fucking thing apart.

   23. TVTheo Von1:01:21

       Oh, I saw a bear climb into a tree yesterday. I put it on my IG story and it was a bear.

   24. NANarrator1:01:27

       Did you see it?

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:01:27

       Joe, is that it?

   26. TVTheo Von1:01:30

       No, no, that's not it. I'm gonna sh- send it to you. Oh, I saved it. Here, hold on a second. I actually have the whole video.

   27. NANarrator1:01:37

       The, uh, bear?

   28. TVTheo Von1:01:38

       Bear climbed up a tree and took a hawk out of its nest and-

   29. NANarrator1:01:40

       Oh, I think I did see that.

   30. TVTheo Von1:01:42

       ... and ate it.

Episode duration: 3:00:50