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Joe Rogan Experience #1852 - Sam Tripoli

Sam Tripoli is stand-up comedian, writer, host of the "Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli" and "Zero with Sam Tripoli" podcasts, and co-host of several others, including "Cash Daddies," "Conspiracy Social Club," "Broken Simulation," and "Union of the Unwanted." https://samtripoli.com/

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Jun 27, 20243h 40mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:0015:00

    (drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast,…

    1. NA

      (drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

    2. The Joe Rogan Experience.

    3. JR

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (instrumental music plays) Comedy Crime Fighter. You don't hear it?

    4. ST

      No- I hear it, there we go.

    5. JR

      You get it?

    6. ST

      Bam.

    7. JR

      Bam.

    8. ST

      Yeah. We're in it.

    9. JR

      We even have a cough button.

    10. ST

      Damn.

    11. JR

      It's, it's like a real radio show.

    12. ST

      Damn. Professional, Joe.

    13. JR

      Yeah. If you have to blow your nose or anything, press that red button.

    14. ST

      Not anymore, dog.

    15. JR

      What's happened, my brother?

    16. ST

      I don't do any of that stuff anymore.

    17. JR

      Oh, that stuff.

    18. ST

      (laughs)

    19. JR

      How long, how long has it been since you did that stuff?

    20. ST

      A year and eight months almost.

    21. JR

      Oh, so you go back, you go forth, a little bit?

    22. ST

      No, no, no, dude. I, I'm, I'm clean as a whistle, dude.

    23. JR

      That's it. Done.

    24. ST

      Nothing.

    25. JR

      How many times you quit in the past?

    26. ST

      Well, I went five years with, uh, sober, and then I went 10 years just running and gunning.

    27. JR

      (laughs)

    28. ST

      And now I'm back to, uh, a year and eight months, man.

    29. JR

      10 years of running and gunning?

    30. ST

      Yeah.

  2. 15:0030:00

    Yeah. …

    1. JR

      So, actually-"

    2. ST

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      "... now that we've got you off the fossil fuels, that's not enough."

    4. ST

      Not, uh, not even cars.

    5. JR

      No.

    6. ST

      You don't need a car.

    7. JR

      You need to, uh, "Recycling is not gonna be enough to sustain the amount of materials needed, so we need to increase sharing, reuse, and a preference for longevity to reduce demand." What does that even mean? S- interpret that.

    8. ST

      Who's gonna own the Ubers? Who's g-

    9. JR

      Interpret, interpret that, please. "We need to increase sharing, reuse, and a preference for longevity to reduce demand." What does that mean? Why is that so ambiguous?

    10. ST

      Well-

    11. JR

      I get reduce and sharing, I get reusing, but a preference for longevity to reduce the man, d- reduce demand? What does that mean? Do you know what that means?

    12. NA

      Don't buy new cars a lot? Buy them quite often?

    13. JR

      Pr- pre- preference for longevity, so preferring older cars? Is that what it's saying?

    14. NA

      To prefer to own it longer over a long period of time?

    15. JR

      Like, like Cuba? Like Communist Cuba? (laughs)

    16. ST

      Yeah.

    17. JR

      They have, they have the dopest old cars.

    18. ST

      You can't own anything, that's basically what they're saying.

    19. JR

      No, they have-

    20. ST

      Buy our shit, use our shit.

    21. JR

      They have cars, they have cars in Cuba. They have dope old cars.

    22. ST

      Which I love old cars.

    23. JR

      Oh, my God. Have you ever seen, like, those photographs of... Because th- what they've done is they've maintained them and taken care of them and, like, re-, you know, like refixed them and refinished them.

    24. ST

      Yeah.

    25. JR

      And they're, they're fucking amazing.

    26. NA

      Yeah, they are nice.

    27. JR

      They have, like, 1950s dope ass cars. See if you can find... Like, I know there's articles that been written on the cars of Cuba. It's-

    28. ST

      Poverty makes you find ways to thrive, right? You have to figure out a way to play the game and win the game with limited resources. And that would be taking a, a, a, an old car and learning how to make it look amazing. That is kind of the game, right?

    29. JR

      Yeah, for sure. That, I mean, that's always been, like, a prideful thing for people. If you, you can afford a car and you, you know, fix it up. Like, look at that, "Cars in Cuba" photo gallery, with the green car's in the center. The top li- top, uh, yeah, right there.

    30. ST

      Look at that.

  3. 30:0045:00

    100, they all did,…

    1. JR

      is how advanced the engineering of the Germans was. You know, it's really interesting. When you think about car manufacturers like Audi and Volkswagen and Mercedes, it's all out of... BMW. BMW, didn't BMW make engines for Nazi fighter pilots?I think that's what they first started off doing.

    2. ST

      100, they all did, bro. I mean-

    3. JR

      But I think that's what BMW did, right?

    4. ST

      Yeah, 100%. And then we were t-

    5. JR

      And Audi made Hitler a car.

    6. ST

      (laughs) Yeah.

    7. JR

      Hitler had a race car, an Audi race car.

    8. ST

      That was never part of their marketing plan though.

    9. JR

      Yeah, it was-

    10. ST

      That would have been a crazy campaign.

    11. JR

      What does it say there?

    12. NA

      It's a 1939 BMW 801D piston radio-

    13. JR

      Piston radial aircraft engine. And national origin is Germany. So-

    14. NA

      World War II planes.

    15. JR

      ... in, in that year, they made World War II planes. They made engines for World War II planes, so that's just wild, man.

    16. ST

      (coughs) I mean, IBM was making stuff to, for these camps too, dude. It's crazy.

    17. JR

      IBM?

    18. ST

      Yeah. Like-

    19. JR

      They had computers?

    20. NA

      We've talked about that before.

    21. ST

      Yeah.

    22. JR

      Right, what was that?

    23. NA

      There's a book.

    24. ST

      (laughs)

    25. NA

      I, uh...

    26. ST

      What did they do?

    27. NA

      They were mak- it was the precursor to actual computers. It was like a, uh, filing system to keep track of stuff.

    28. ST

      Yeah, of who was where and what into these camps.

    29. JR

      Oh, that's right. I'm remembering this.

    30. ST

      And th- and then y- oh yeah, man. It gets super weird.

  4. 45:001:00:00

    I think McDonald's just…

    1. ST

      or n- something meat? And didn't it have like a-

    2. JR

      I think McDonald's just bailed on their Beyond Burger thing.

    3. ST

      Yeah, that's it, Beyond Meat, right? And then, it had, like-

    4. JR

      Yeah.

    5. ST

      ... insane amount of, uh-

    6. JR

      Seed oils.

    7. ST

      No ... Yeah, like, uh-

    8. JR

      It's not good for you.

    9. ST

      Yeah, not good for you.

    10. JR

      You want to eat vegetarian-

    11. ST

      Soir.

    12. JR

      ... there's plenty of really healthy things you can eat. If you want to eat vegetarian, you should eat real vegetarian food, not some fake fucking meat thing. If you wanna be a vegetarian, eat Indian food. It's delicious. There was a place, uh ... I mean, there's a lot of delicious vegetarian food, but there's a place near my house in, uh, back in LA, and it was this, uh, total Indian joint. Like, everybody spoke Hindi. Is that what it is?

    13. ST

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      Hindi?

    15. ST

      I'm cool with that.

    16. JR

      Is that how you say it? Um, they spoke, um, i- in their native language, and everything was in, you know, their native language, and it was all vegetarian. It was this crazy authentic place.

    17. ST

      I love that restaurants do that too, like, you go into a certain ethnic restaurant.

    18. JR

      Yeah.

    19. ST

      You wanna see those people working there.

    20. JR

      Yeah.

    21. ST

      If it's a bunch of hipsters, you're like, "Oh, this is gonna suck," right? But-

    22. JR

      Right.

    23. ST

      ... you go in there and it's authentic, bro, you're good to go.

    24. JR

      It was literally like you were transported to a small, y- you know, small shop in India. That's what it's like. And the food's legit. So, my ... That's my point. It's like, eat real food. Don't be eating that nonsense.

    25. ST

      Well, you know, I mean, like-

    26. JR

      Unless you like it. I don't give a fuck.

    27. ST

      Yeah, man. I mean, like, I, I've lost some weight. I'm not gonna lie. I'm happy fat, but I'm also happy in shape too, so it's like-

    28. JR

      How'd you lose weight?

    29. ST

      I did intermediate fasting.

    30. JR

      Intermediate? (laughs)

  5. 1:00:001:11:55

    Yeah, they- …

    1. NA

      they're like, "Witch!"

    2. JR

      Yeah, they-

    3. NA

      "Witch!"

    4. JR

      ... you imagine, you really would think you were bewitched. Like, "Why am I thinking like this? Why do I feel this way? Oh my God, I'm under a spell." And if you believed in spells, and fucking the 1600s, they believed in spells.

    5. NA

      100%.

    6. JR

      100%. You know?

    7. NA

      That's crazy.

    8. JR

      Oh, nuts.

    9. NA

      I did shrooms at the K-Rock Acoustic Christmas about like-

    10. JR

      Basically the same thing.

    11. NA

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      (laughs)

    13. NA

      And I, I heard a voice, and it's the last time I ever worried about my life.

    14. JR

      Really?

    15. NA

      It said, "You're exactly where you need to be." I heard it loud.

    16. JR

      Wow.

    17. NA

      And I never worried, and then I just went and watched Prophets of Rage just annihilate, bro, annihilate.

    18. JR

      (laughs)

    19. NA

      And it was like ... And I ... And my life has always been kinda on this nice, nice path since then. But yeah, shrooms were a big part of my, my recovery, and just like all the stuff, having the kids, and then this, this, this COVID thing forced me to like reevaluate a lot of shit. And I'm on a kind of a spiritual path right now, which is like I really love it. I really ... It's a much better way of looking at the world.

    20. JR

      So you've made-... it sounds like you made, like, big leaps, like big changes in the way you think about things.

    21. ST

      Yeah, man. Yeah.

    22. JR

      Just huge ones.

    23. ST

      There's this video going around about me and Ari Shaffir yelling at each other on my, my past Punch Drunk videos, you know-

    24. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    25. ST

      ... of us doing it. And I, I watch and it's super cringy, right? I watch, I go ... But now I understand a lot of stuff, like how my energy was back in the day-

    26. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    27. ST

      ... and how people received it, and I get it. I get it.

    28. JR

      Was this the running and gunning days?

    29. ST

      This was, uh, this was running and gunning one.

    30. JR

      (laughs)

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