Joe Rogan Experience #1890 - Bridget Phetasy

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

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      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (instrumental music)

   4. JRJoe Rogan0:12

      It's live. Hello, Bridget.

   5. BPBridget Phetasy0:13

      I'm back.

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:14

      What's happening?

   7. BPBridget Phetasy0:15

      I had a baby. (laughs)

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:16

      You had a fucking human.

   9. BPBridget Phetasy0:17

      I know. (laughs)

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:17

       You made a human in your body. That h-

   11. BPBridget Phetasy0:19

       It's so crazy.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:20

       What does it feel like, like pre-h- making a human, just living a normal life, being a human, to actually... Like, what does that transition feel like? A man will never know.

   13. BPBridget Phetasy0:30

       I've-

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       Contrary to Twitter.

   15. BPBridget Phetasy0:32

       (laughs)

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:33

       (laughs)

   17. BPBridget Phetasy0:34

       You can burn your 500 calories by breastfeeding, Joe.

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:37

       I bet you can.

   19. BPBridget Phetasy0:37

       Through December, October. That's what I learned. I mean-

   20. JRJoe Rogan0:41

       Do you pump?

   21. BPBridget Phetasy0:41

       I do.

   22. JRJoe Rogan0:41

       Do you pump or you p- yeah.

   23. BPBridget Phetasy0:42

       I'm breastfeeding. No, no, I'm still breastfeeding. That's why she's here in Austin with me. (laughs)

   24. JRJoe Rogan0:46

       Do, do you ever-

   25. BPBridget Phetasy0:47

       Left her at the hotel.

   26. JRJoe Rogan0:47

       ... pump too, though? Do you pump as well?

   27. BPBridget Phetasy0:48

       Yeah. Yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan0:49

       The pump is wild.

   29. BPBridget Phetasy0:50

       The pump is wild.

   30. JRJoe Rogan0:51

       My wife used to sit in front of the TV-
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   That is really journalism.…

   1. BPBridget Phetasy15:00

      should do, go in with maybe a s- some feeling of how they think and gather information that might change their mind.

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:07

      That is really journalism. And that is actually an important opinion piece, because you went in with this one idea, and then seeing the reality of the situation made you alter your perceptions.

   3. BPBridget Phetasy15:17

      Yeah. I mean, even having, even having... now being... breastfeeding, and being a mom, and, and being somebody who's just been... like, my body was a vanity project. I was like, "Oh, this has utility." (laughs)

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:33

      (laughs) Utility. That's-

   5. BPBridget Phetasy15:35

      Like, these things-

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:37

      Yeah.

   7. BPBridget Phetasy15:37

      ... they have a purpose. (laughs)

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:38

      It is kind of wild that that's the reason why we're attracted to them.

   9. BPBridget Phetasy15:41

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:42

       That we're attracted to them because of the fact that they have utility, and the, uh... women that have more, uh, you know, traditionally sexually attractive bodies are more... they're more likely to breed.

   11. BPBridget Phetasy15:55

       Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:55

       They're more... they're, they're more... you know. What's the word I'm looking for?

   13. BPBridget Phetasy16:01

       (laughs) Fuckable? No, I'm j- (laughs)

   14. JRJoe Rogan16:02

       I mean, you know what I'm saying, though? Like, viable?

   15. BPBridget Phetasy16:04

       Viable?

   16. JRJoe Rogan16:05

       Yeah.

   17. BPBridget Phetasy16:05

       I don't know.

   18. JRJoe Rogan16:06

       Whatever the word is.

   19. BPBridget Phetasy16:06

       Whatev- whatever word we use, it's- (laughs) it's gonna be.

   20. JRJoe Rogan16:09

       Yeah, it's gonna be a problem. But it might... the tra- you know, like the narrower hips, the l-

   21. BPBridget Phetasy16:13

       Yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan16:13

       ... or the narrow waist, the large hips, that's all so you can give bave- babies better.

   23. BPBridget Phetasy16:17

       Yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan16:17

       You can give birth better.

   25. BPBridget Phetasy16:18

       Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan16:18

       It's weird how all that stuff works.

   27. BPBridget Phetasy16:20

       I don't have breeding hips. My, my, my child came out as, as writer and thinker and hilarious... Mary Harrington calls it, um, she came out of the sunroof. (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan16:34

       (laughs) That's a- imagine being, uh, a person without breeding hips that was born 100 years ago.

   29. BPBridget Phetasy16:38

       Uh, you would've died. Yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:40

       Yeah.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   No, I haven't. …

   1. BPBridget Phetasy30:00

      Have you ever been to a Tool show?

   2. JRJoe Rogan30:01

      No, I haven't.

   3. BPBridget Phetasy30:02

      They have amazing, amazing visuals on their shows. I mean, it's, it's crazy. I think I-

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:08

      I had Majorde on on Monday.

   5. BPBridget Phetasy30:09

      Oh, really?

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:10

      Yeah.

   7. BPBridget Phetasy30:10

      Ah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:10

      He's a trip. He is such a trip. He's such a unique guy.

   9. BPBridget Phetasy30:15

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:15

       He came in, uh, two and a half hours before the podcast-

   11. BPBridget Phetasy30:18

       (laughs)

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:19

       ... and did jujitsu.

   13. BPBridget Phetasy30:20

       Oh, cool.

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:21

       So he came in, we brought John Donaher, is like the best jujitsu instructor in the world who lives here in Austin, and they went over the final points of triangle chokes-

   15. BPBridget Phetasy30:28

       Oh, wow.

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:29

       ... in, in my gym while we were waiting to go do a podcast. (laughs)

   17. BPBridget Phetasy30:32

       That's so cool. I have to listen to that one. Yeah, that, that was one of the trippiest, most amazing visual... I still remember that show. It just, like, blew my mind-

   18. JRJoe Rogan30:42

       Yeah.

   19. BPBridget Phetasy30:42

       ... what they were doing visually.

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:44

       Well, he's, uh, you know, he's an artist.

   21. BPBridget Phetasy30:47

       Yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan30:47

       He's a guy that, like, goes over every detail of everything and-

   23. BPBridget Phetasy30:50

       Yep.

   24. JRJoe Rogan30:51

       ... you know?

   25. BPBridget Phetasy30:51

       I think music is so transcendent.

   26. JRJoe Rogan30:54

       It is.

   27. BPBridget Phetasy30:54

       I, it's my f- I, of all the arts, I love all of the arts and F all of these kids who are gluing themselves to fricking-... classic art pieces. (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan31:04

       Yeah. Well, they're gluing themselves to the wall-

   29. BPBridget Phetasy31:06

       (laughs)

   30. JRJoe Rogan31:06

       ... and throwing soup on the plastic-
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Oh, yeah. And so…

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      a, um... When bortion- well, abortion was first made legal in this country, or readily available, there was a, a direct correlation 18 years later with a decrease in violent crime. You know, and Malcolm Gladwell's talked about this-

   2. BPBridget Phetasy45:12

      Oh, yeah. And so Freakonomics, I think, did, uh, something about this, too.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:16

      Yeah.

   4. BPBridget Phetasy45:16

      Those guys?

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:17

      Mm-hmm.

   6. BPBridget Phetasy45:18

      Okay.

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:19

      Where it's like, whoo. Like, should you force people to have a child?

   8. BPBridget Phetasy45:22

      Well-

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:23

      And then, you know, what are you doing when you're doing that? Like, is that detrimental to society? Is it detrimental to those people's lives? You know, and then, and then, here's the big one for me. Like, what... When people say that you should never get an abortion, what about those instances where the woman's life is in danger?

   10. BPBridget Phetasy45:37

       Yeah. No, I hate that.

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:39

       Which is... That is crazy.

   12. BPBridget Phetasy45:40

       Or, like, incest and rape.

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:41

       Right, right, right.

   14. BPBridget Phetasy45:42

       Like, you're gonna force somebody to do th- this? That seems cruel, too, and this is what, this is what, um, Inessa and I were talking about, was, like, there's two... You know, you're balancing the liberty of the mother versus the life of this-

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:56

       Yeah.

   16. BPBridget Phetasy45:57

       ... unborn child. It's not... It's messy.

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:59

       It's messy.

   18. BPBridget Phetasy46:00

       It's really messy.

   19. JRJoe Rogan46:01

       It is messy.

   20. BPBridget Phetasy46:01

       And it's definitely... She believes, like, kicking it down to the states is a victory for federalism. She's like, "This should always be..." You know, if there's a state where... 'Cause w- many women are pro-life. If there's a state where people are voting for this and, and that's what the people want in their state versus another state, then that should be the... That is the will of the people in that state, which she thinks is a win for democracy.

   21. JRJoe Rogan46:28

       But it is a fascinating thing that we're doing here, this experiment in self-democracy. Well, where you... Or, or self, uh, government, where you do have options, where there's different states that do-

   22. BPBridget Phetasy46:38

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan46:38

       ... have different laws, th- that apply to almost everything. Um, that applies to drugs, that applies to, you know, so many different things you can do and not do. Like, for the longest time, Montana didn't have a speed limit.

   24. BPBridget Phetasy46:50

       Yeah. (laughs)

   25. JRJoe Rogan46:51

       They're like, "Who gives a fuck?"

   26. BPBridget Phetasy46:52

       (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan46:52

       It's just-

   28. BPBridget Phetasy46:53

       It's Montana.

   29. JRJoe Rogan46:53

       Yeah.

   30. BPBridget Phetasy46:54

       (laughs)
5. 1:00:00 – 1:15:00

   No, I get the…

   1. BPBridget Phetasy1:00:00

      a real thing?

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      No, I get the meat explosive diarrheas though.

   3. BPBridget Phetasy1:00:02

      (laughs)

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:03

      Dude, I had diarrhea that you could write home about. Like, you write books about the diarrhea I had.

   5. BPBridget Phetasy1:00:08

      (laughs)

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:09

      Like, it wasn't just diarrhea, it was like oil was coming out, like crude, like black gold, Texas g- Texas Creed.

   7. BPBridget Phetasy1:00:16

      I don't feel like that c- I, I mean, I understand that there's lots of benefits to it and people swear by it, but it seems like I don't know. I, I'm not ... I, I feel like it takes me a long time to digest like a piece of steak.

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:31

      I don't know. It, for me, it didn't, that didn't bother me. Um, I lost a lot of weight, but I, uh, but I didn't lose weight-

   9. BPBridget Phetasy1:00:38

      (laughs) It's all the diarrhea.

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:38

       ... because I was dehydrated. The diarrhea only lasted a couple weeks.

   11. BPBridget Phetasy1:00:42

       (laughs)

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:42

       But I mean, for a couple weeks it was touch and go.

   13. BPBridget Phetasy1:00:44

       (laughs)

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:44

       Like, it was like I would have a feeling in my stomach like, "Oh, Jesus, I could get to a, a toilet quick."

   15. BPBridget Phetasy1:00:50

       (laughs) How did you podcast? (laughs)

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:00:52

       Uh, I have, uh, strong butt muscles.

   17. BPBridget Phetasy1:00:54

       (laughs)

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:00:55

       And I just kept it tight. I don't know. I, I, I did it. But, but here's the thing. It's like when you cut out all the carbs and you cut out, uh, particularly like bread and pasta, which is really for me the culprit-

   19. BPBridget Phetasy1:01:08

       Yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:01:09

       ... um, I avoided all the crash and I never felt sleepy. Like my energy level was completely sustained all throughout the day.

   21. BPBridget Phetasy1:01:15

       Okay.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:01:16

       Then when I did it after that, I added in fruit.

   23. BPBridget Phetasy1:01:19

       Okay.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:01:19

       And when I added in fruit, I avoided all of the diarrhea, all of the craziness.

   25. BPBridget Phetasy1:01:24

       Okay.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:01:24

       So I guess the fiber from the fruit and-

   27. BPBridget Phetasy1:01:27

       Right.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:01:27

       ... it's just all I was eating was like ribeyes and elk meat.

   29. BPBridget Phetasy1:01:30

       Jesus. The sounds ... Elk meat sounds good.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:01:32

       It's great.
6. 1:15:00 – 1:15:12

   Section 6

   1. BPBridget Phetasy1:15:00

      a different person, and one of the women was someone who's building the technology to have these bug pods in your house, so you can eat the bugs. And, uh, I have to... I- I can look it up. I have to-

Episode duration: 3:28:08