Joe Rogan Experience #1907 - Protect Our Parks 6

Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, and Ari Shaffir are stand-up comics, writers, and podcasters. Shane is the co-host of "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast" with Matt McCusker. His special, "Shane Gillis: Live in Austin," is available via YouTube, and a new season of "Gilly and Keeves," his sketch comedy series with John McKeever, is available now at www.gillyandkeeves.tv. www.shanemgillis.com Mark is the co-host of the podcasts "Tuesdays with Stories" with Joe List and "We Might Be Drunk" with Sam Morril. His latest special, "Mark Normand: Out to Lunch," is available via YouTube. Try his signature whiskey, Bodega Cat Straight Rye. www.marknormandcomedy.com Ari is the host of "The Skeptic Tank" and "You Be Trippin'" podcasts. His new comedy special, "Ari Shaffir: Jew," is available now via YouTube. www.arishaffir.com

Joe RoganhostShane GillisguestMark NormandguestAri Shaffirguest

Jun 27, 20244h 44mWatch on YouTube ↗

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0:00 – 15:00
(drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast,…
1. JRJoe Rogan
  (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
2. NANarrator
  The Joe Rogan Experience. (rock music) Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day.
3. SGShane Gillis
  Now we're in Louisiana here.
4. JRJoe Rogan
  Did I tell somebody-
5. MNMark Normand
  We don't start with this. (laughs)
6. JRJoe Rogan
  ... I used to do live streaming, and you're like, "What did I-"
7. MNMark Normand
  No, don't start with that.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  You're like, "What was I doing?" (laughs)
9. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah, we used to do all the shows live streaming.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  It was such, it was so dumb.
11. SGShane Gillis
  It was so dangerous.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Uh.
13. SGShane Gillis
  Boys, we're back.
14. MNMark Normand
  Oh, are we on?
15. JRJoe Rogan
  The band's back together.
16. MNMark Normand
  Woo, hoo, hoo. (laughs)
17. SGShane Gillis
  Woo, hoo, yay. Hey. Fresh from the club.
18. MNMark Normand
  Suck it, Neil deGrasse, you big, fat queef.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
20. SGShane Gillis
  Imagine going from that to this.
21. MNMark Normand
  Yeah. (laughs)
22. JRJoe Rogan
  Imagine going from a legit astrophysicist, head of the Hayden Planetarium-
23. MNMark Normand
  Mm.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  ... to this podcast.
25. MNMark Normand
  He's a sweet guy.
26. SGShane Gillis
  He's a great guy. We talked about the James Webb telescope and the-
27. MNMark Normand
  Oh?
28. SGShane Gillis
  ... new capabilities and some pretty wild shit.
29. MNMark Normand
  Imagine caring.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Hmm.
15:00 – 30:00
The anger with that…
1. SGShane Gillis
  way he does it-
2. ASAri Shaffir
  The anger with that accent.
3. SGShane Gillis
  ... it's one, it's... And, and it's his personality.
4. MNMark Normand
  Yeah.
5. SGShane Gillis
  Like, you get into his mind and his vibe and he just takes you on a ride.
6. MNMark Normand
  He really keeps it russe out there.
7. SGShane Gillis
  (Frustrated scream) You son of a bitch.
8. MNMark Normand
  Can I get that lighter?
9. SGShane Gillis
  Yep, yeah, it was good.
10. ASAri Shaffir
  One, two, three, go.
11. MNMark Normand
  Jesus.
12. ASAri Shaffir
  Can we talk about Artie's change in-
13. SGShane Gillis
  He's happy now.
14. MNMark Normand
  (laughs)
15. ASAri Shaffir
  I mean, you put this special, Change Your Life.
16. SGShane Gillis
  But that's what it was e- fucking him up.
17. Yeah. He was... He was, "I got a big head now."
18. MNMark Normand
  You were such a little baby earlier.
19. SGShane Gillis
  Ah.
20. Big nose.
21. ASAri Shaffir
  I said, "Let me get my dog."
22. MNMark Normand
  Your nose got bigger.
23. SGShane Gillis
  It's hard when everybody's doing well. It's hard and your shit's not going well for you, it's hard.
24. ASAri Shaffir
  It's going quite well now. People have watched it in droves.
25. SGShane Gillis
  We will. (laughs)
26. ASAri Shaffir
  I'm very happy.
27. SGShane Gillis
  You're killing it.
28. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah.
29. SGShane Gillis
  You did it all the right way too. And you, you took a bet on yourself.
30. MNMark Normand
  Yeah.
30:00 – 45:00
What? …
1. MNMark Normand
2. SGShane Gillis
  What?
3. MNMark Normand
  (laughs) Who were your friends when you had-
4. ASAri Shaffir
  Wah-wah-wuh.
5. SGShane Gillis
  Shut up. (laughs) Come on.
6. MNMark Normand
  (laughs) That's a weird thing to keep as a 17-year-old.
7. SGShane Gillis
  He was a fifth grader. He was, we were the same age. (laughs)
8. MNMark Normand
  All right. Is he special needs?
9. SGShane Gillis
  No.
10. MNMark Normand
  All right.
11. SGShane Gillis
  Dude, what are you talking about? Beanie Babies were all the rage.
12. MNMark Normand
  Oh.
13. SGShane Gillis
  Not amongst boys.
14. MNMark Normand
  Uh-huh.
15. ASAri Shaffir
  Not amongst boys as much.
16. SGShane Gillis
  I don't really think they really were.
17. I liked the cool Beanie Babies, dude. I'm not gonna back down from this.
18. ASAri Shaffir
  Which ones? What was the coolest one? What was your top collection?
19. SGShane Gillis
  There was a black bear on it.
20. ASAri Shaffir
  Shut up!
21. MNMark Normand
  (laughs)
22. SGShane Gillis
  A black bear.
23. ASAri Shaffir
  (laughs)
24. MNMark Normand
  That's fun.
25. SGShane Gillis
  Isn't it funny that-
26. Jamie, bring over the black bear Beanie Baby for me.
27. ... boys, boys could have dolls-
28. Tell me this thing isn't fucking cool, dude. (laughs)
29. Boys could have dolls, but they had to be action figures.
30. MNMark Normand
  That's right.
45:00 – 56:51
It's good merch. …
1. SGShane Gillis
  is, is-
2. ASAri Shaffir
  It's good merch.
3. MNMark Normand
  (laughs)
4. SGShane Gillis
  ... if you're buying this stuff-
5. ASAri Shaffir
  Kids, kids, testing.
6. SGShane Gillis
  ... you don't know how it's mixed, you don't know if you're getting, like, one piece from one batch and one piece from another batch, or you scoop up a piece, it's-
7. ASAri Shaffir
  You just gotta let your, your friends go first.
8. SGShane Gillis
  ... they're not make it in the same place they make Tylenol.
9. MNMark Normand
  (laughs)
10. ASAri Shaffir
  No. But, still. You t- you shake up the bag and then t- uh, uh, scoop the bag and test that.
11. MNMark Normand
  Or- You find the one person that you could live without. They go first.
12. SGShane Gillis
  There you go.
13. ASAri Shaffir
  You go here. Do you wanna bump? Give it to them.
14. MNMark Normand
  All right, Tony.
15. SGShane Gillis
  We should fight for legalization.
16. ASAri Shaffir
  Dude, I got te- ten hit of acid once and, and Jason Rouse, Jason Rouse was like, "H- where'd you get it from?" I'm like, "Ah, just some guy. I don't test it." He goes, "Want me to test it for you?" And I'm like, "Uh, yeah, yeah."
17. MNMark Normand
  (laughs)
18. SGShane Gillis
  (laughs)
19. ASAri Shaffir
  So I gave him one and he came back two hours later, like, "It's great." I'm like, "Here's your tip. Here's another one for later."
20. SGShane Gillis
  (laughs)
21. ASAri Shaffir
  And then I had, I had the acid.
22. MNMark Normand
  I mean, legalizing it would s- save everyone.
23. SGShane Gillis
  That would save everybody.
24. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah.
25. MNMark Normand
  You think?
26. SGShane Gillis
  There would be so f- yeah, there-
27. ASAri Shaffir
  You could just get it from CVS. They'd have a recall if it was bad.
28. SGShane Gillis
  ... but there would definitely be pe- people who died.
29. MNMark Normand
  Oh, yeah.
30. SGShane Gillis
  The question is, like, do more die from it being legal than die from it being illegal?

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