Joe Rogan Experience #1907 - Protect Our Parks 6

1. 0:00 – 1:44

   Protect Our Parks reunion energy + space/constellations riffing

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience. (rock music) Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day.

   3. SGShane Gillis0:12

      Now we're in Louisiana here.

   4. JRJoe Rogan0:13

      Did I tell somebody-

   5. MNMark Normand0:13

      We don't start with this. (laughs)

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:14

      ... I used to do live streaming, and you're like, "What did I-"

   7. MNMark Normand0:15

      No, don't start with that.

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:15

      You're like, "What was I doing?" (laughs)

   9. SGShane Gillis0:17

      Yeah, we used to do all the shows live streaming.

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:19

       It was such, it was so dumb.

   11. SGShane Gillis0:19

       It was so dangerous.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:21

       Uh.

   13. SGShane Gillis0:22

       Boys, we're back.

   14. MNMark Normand0:23

       Oh, are we on?

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:23

       The band's back together.

   16. MNMark Normand0:25

       Woo, hoo, hoo. (laughs)

   17. SGShane Gillis0:26

       Woo, hoo, yay. Hey. Fresh from the club.

   18. MNMark Normand0:29

       Suck it, Neil deGrasse, you big, fat queef.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:32

       (laughs)

   20. SGShane Gillis0:32

       Imagine going from that to this.

   21. MNMark Normand0:34

       Yeah. (laughs)

   22. JRJoe Rogan0:35

       Imagine going from a legit astrophysicist, head of the Hayden Planetarium-

   23. MNMark Normand0:39

       Mm.

   24. JRJoe Rogan0:39

       ... to this podcast.

   25. MNMark Normand0:40

       He's a sweet guy.

   26. SGShane Gillis0:41

       He's a great guy. We talked about the James Webb telescope and the-

   27. MNMark Normand0:44

       Oh?

   28. SGShane Gillis0:44

       ... new capabilities and some pretty wild shit.

   29. MNMark Normand0:47

       Imagine caring.

   30. JRJoe Rogan0:49

       Hmm.
2. 1:44 – 3:51

   Hotel porn nostalgia, vibrating beds, and 70s “sex house” talk

   1. SGShane Gillis1:44

      Do you remember when you'd stay in these shitty little hotels and they would have, like, you'd have to pay money, like, through a machine to watch porn?

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:52

      Yeah.

   3. SGShane Gillis1:53

      There was some hotels-

   4. MNMark Normand1:54

      Oh, no. I never saw that.

   5. SGShane Gillis1:55

      ... that you had to pay.

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:55

      Ray Romano has a bit about it, 'cause he was like his porn wasn't working, but he goes, "So you have to call downstairs," but he's like, "I have a very recognizable voice."

   7. SGShane Gillis2:01

      (laughs)

   8. JRJoe Rogan2:02

      So he's like, "Hi, uh, room 217." I don't know how to do it.

   9. SGShane Gillis2:06

      (laughs)

   10. MNMark Normand2:07

       That was Gilbert you did there.

   11. JRJoe Rogan2:08

       (laughs)

   12. SGShane Gillis2:09

       Yeah, it's, uh, Ray Romano.

   13. JRJoe Rogan2:12

       Hey.

   14. MNMark Normand2:12

       Hey.

   15. SGShane Gillis2:12

       That was pretty good.

   16. MNMark Normand2:13

       Not bad.

   17. JRJoe Rogan2:13

       All right. Yeah.

   18. SGShane Gillis2:14

       Not bad.

   19. MNMark Normand2:14

       He's a sweet, sweet man.

   20. SGShane Gillis2:16

       He's the best.

   21. JRJoe Rogan2:17

       He's the best.

   22. MNMark Normand2:17

       Good egg.

   23. SGShane Gillis2:17

       He's a good dude, man. And he kinda like made his money and just said, "I just wanna fucking fade back a little bit."

   24. JRJoe Rogan2:22

       Yeah.

   25. SGShane Gillis2:22

       "I wanna fade back a little bit."

   26. JRJoe Rogan2:23

       Yeah.

   27. MNMark Normand2:24

       Were you around for the-

   28. SGShane Gillis2:24

       "I don't need any attention."

   29. MNMark Normand2:25

       ... the vibrating bed with the quarter?

   30. JRJoe Rogan2:27

       Yep.
3. 3:51 – 6:07

   Athlete anatomy rumors + “Yelp for sex” joke thread

   1. MNMark Normand3:51

      But Lisa Ann said John Salley had the biggest dong she'd ever seen.

   2. JRJoe Rogan3:55

      Really?

   3. SGShane Gillis3:55

      Well, look at the size of him.

   4. MNMark Normand3:57

      Yeah, but you never know.

   5. SGShane Gillis3:58

      He's gigantic. John Salley's like... He's gotta be close to seven feet tall, right?

   6. JRJoe Rogan4:02

      6'9", 6'10". Still tall, but-

   7. SGShane Gillis4:04

      Of course he's got a giant dick.

   8. JRJoe Rogan4:05

      He's how tall Salley is.

   9. SGShane Gillis4:05

      Even if he had an average dick for his size-

   10. MNMark Normand4:07

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan4:07

       He's still big.

   12. MNMark Normand4:08

       ... it'd be gigantic. I heard Shaq is, uh-

   13. JRJoe Rogan4:11

       Packing.

   14. MNMark Normand4:11

       ... very, uh, underwhelming.

   15. SGShane Gillis4:13

       What? How is that possible?

   16. JRJoe Rogan4:13

       You see how that girl he's with, she's always up to his waist.

   17. SGShane Gillis4:16

       Show your dare for deads here.

   18. MNMark Normand4:16

       That's what I've heard.

   19. JRJoe Rogan4:17

       How is Shaq the best?

   20. SGShane Gillis4:18

       How possible?

   21. MNMark Normand4:18

       I know a lady-

   22. SGShane Gillis4:18

       His hands are as big as this table.

   23. MNMark Normand4:20

       Well-

   24. SGShane Gillis4:20

       How is it possible? I think he just looks-

   25. JRJoe Rogan4:21

       You know a lady?

   26. MNMark Normand4:23

       I know a lady.

   27. JRJoe Rogan4:23

       That saw Shaq's dick?

   28. MNMark Normand4:24

       Yes.

   29. SGShane Gillis4:25

       Damn.

   30. JRJoe Rogan4:25

       And she said?
4. 6:07 – 12:56

   Ari Shaffir enters, mushrooms/weed negotiations, and special-success teasing

   1. ASAri Shaffir6:07

      What a fun trick. Who would not do it? What dumb fucks in prison are not going to the... Is that your guy?

   2. MNMark Normand6:12

      Full head of hair.

   3. SGShane Gillis6:12

      He's, like, 70 years old now too.

   4. ASAri Shaffir6:14

      Yep.

   5. MNMark Normand6:14

      Wow.

   6. SGShane Gillis6:14

      Looks great.

   7. ASAri Shaffir6:15

      Yeah, he's a fucking hunk.

   8. MNMark Normand6:16

      Is he married?

   9. SGShane Gillis6:17

      Yeah, married, kids, beautiful.

   10. MNMark Normand6:18

       Man he's handsome.

   11. SGShane Gillis6:19

       Beautiful guy.

   12. MNMark Normand6:20

       Beautiful man.

   13. ASAri Shaffir6:21

       Hey, I got one. Bring up that guy in White Lotus' dick, from season two.

   14. SGShane Gillis6:24

       Take a little hit of that. Take a little hit of that.

   15. MNMark Normand6:25

       What was that about?

   16. ASAri Shaffir6:26

       I'm just kidding. No, no, no, no, no.

   17. SGShane Gillis6:27

       Don't be scared, just a little puff.

   18. ASAri Shaffir6:28

       Try not to be so scared.

   19. SGShane Gillis6:29

       Come, come get a puff of that.

   20. ASAri Shaffir6:30

       Maybe later. I don't have to be so scared.

   21. SGShane Gillis6:31

       Why are you... Hey, man, a little puffer.

   22. ASAri Shaffir6:33

       I got, like, t- uh, two hours in.

   23. MNMark Normand6:35

       Whoa, this is wonky.

   24. SGShane Gillis6:35

       Yeah.

   25. ASAri Shaffir6:35

       Let me see how I'm doing. If I'm-

   26. MNMark Normand6:37

       Okay.

   27. ASAri Shaffir6:37

       ... if I'm slacking, I'm fired. Uh, 3:45.

   28. MNMark Normand6:39

       That's too heavy, dude.

   29. SGShane Gillis6:40

       (laughs)

   30. ASAri Shaffir6:40

       Make some halftime adjustments.
5. 12:56 – 17:37

   Flat Earth, Kyrie Irving, and media narrative/cancellation talk

   1. SGShane Gillis12:56

      (sighs) I've had guys on the show that said they saw Sasquatch.

   2. ASAri Shaffir12:59

      Yeah, that's so funny.

   3. MNMark Normand12:59

      There's a lot of flat-Earthers too. It's weird how many flat-Earthers there are.

   4. SGShane Gillis13:02

      Oh, there's a lot out there. There's a lot out there.

   5. ASAri Shaffir13:04

      Kyrie Irving was a well-known flat-earther.

   6. SGShane Gillis13:06

      It's so clear that he would... Yeah, he was.

   7. MNMark Normand13:07

      That's why he should get a pass.

   8. SGShane Gillis13:07

      But he bailed on that. He bailed on that.

   9. ASAri Shaffir13:08

      That's why he should get a pass.

   10. MNMark Normand13:09

       He should get a pass on any other theory he has.

   11. ASAri Shaffir13:10

       With people like the juice thing, it's like, guys, he, that's what he's into. Wild stories.

   12. SGShane Gillis13:14

       Do you guys understand how crazy what he, he did was? I talked about it already before on a podcast, but he posted a link to a video.

   13. ASAri Shaffir13:21

       Mm-hmm.

   14. MNMark Normand13:21

       Yeah.

   15. SGShane Gillis13:21

       That's it. Didn't say, "This is awesome." Didn't say, "This is terrible." He got a five-game suspension, a bunch of other things. But the fucking video is still for sale on Amazon.

   16. ASAri Shaffir13:30

       That's the thing. No one cares that it's actually out there.

   17. SGShane Gillis13:34

       No one- No one's upset-

   18. ASAri Shaffir13:34

       ... publicly available.

   19. SGShane Gillis13:35

       ... that they're selling it on Amazon for $40.

   20. MNMark Normand13:39

       Wow. (laughs)

   21. ASAri Shaffir13:39

       It's all narrative. It's all narrative.

   22. MNMark Normand13:41

       Classic Joe.

   23. ASAri Shaffir13:41

       They made a narrative that, like, "Oh, you're..." Then they don't look into it. They just go, "This is the narrative, he's anti-Semitic."

   24. SGShane Gillis13:45

       This is the new thing.

   25. MNMark Normand13:46

       (laughs)

   26. SGShane Gillis13:46

       The new thing is if someone is antisemitic, man, they just come for you.

   27. MNMark Normand13:49

       Uh-oh.

   28. SGShane Gillis13:49

       This is the new thi- this is our, this is the latest, like-

   29. MNMark Normand13:52

       Yeah.

   30. SGShane Gillis13:53

       ... like clear-
6. 17:37 – 22:25

   Kanye’s brilliance vs meltdown: art, Twitter, and public spiral

   1. ASAri Shaffir17:37

      Can I say about Kanye West though?

   2. SGShane Gillis17:38

      (laughs)

   3. ASAri Shaffir17:38

      Like people don't take into account.

   4. MNMark Normand17:40

      Spicy food.

   5. ASAri Shaffir17:40

      Black Skinhead was one of the greatest songs of all time.

   6. SGShane Gillis17:43

      Yeah.

   7. ASAri Shaffir17:43

      The beat that comes on at the beginning of that is so fucking good.

   8. SGShane Gillis17:46

      He's fucking sensational.

   9. MNMark Normand17:48

      Dude, he's a talent. Let's play-

   10. ASAri Shaffir17:49

       Yeah.

   11. SGShane Gillis17:49

       ... some of that. Play some Black Skinhead.

   12. ASAri Shaffir17:50

       Just from minute, second one.

   13. SGShane Gillis17:52

       Maybe Kanye could sue Spotify and get some money back.

   14. ASAri Shaffir17:54

       Don't put up the long YouTube version, just the Spotify version. Oh, here you go.

   15. SGShane Gillis17:58

       Yeah. Yeah. The, uh, he's, uh, I mean, look, he's a brilliant artist. Just like-

   16. ASAri Shaffir18:03

       Brilliant artist. Stay off Twitter.

   17. SGShane Gillis18:03

       He doesn't read.... right?

   18. ASAri Shaffir18:05

       Yeah.

   19. SGShane Gillis18:05

       That's part of the problem.

   20. ASAri Shaffir18:06

       Mm-hmm.

   21. SGShane Gillis18:06

       And also, he's... His style of-

   22. ASAri Shaffir18:09

       Not, not a Jew.

   23. SGShane Gillis18:09

       His style. He, like, openly talks about he doesn't read books, but his style of, like, talking is like his style of performance, which is so unbelievable, overpowering, stream of consciousness, beautiful lyric, bang, bang, bang.

   24. ASAri Shaffir18:22

       Yeah.

   25. SGShane Gillis18:23

       But he was, like, dominating it, right? Well, he tries to do that with conversations. And when you do that, you know as well as I do, when you're just talking wild, you say shit, and then you gotta, like...

   26. ASAri Shaffir18:32

       You go, "What?" (laughs)

   27. SGShane Gillis18:32

       Do you defend it?

   28. ASAri Shaffir18:33

       Yeah, exactly.

   29. (laughs)

   30. SGShane Gillis18:34

       Do you double down?
7. 22:25 – 27:40

   Crypto death rumors and the FTX crash explained in “meathead” terms

   1. ASAri Shaffir22:25

      You see these crypto guys are dying?

   2. SGShane Gillis22:26

      More Catholics die as Joe Biden?

   3. ASAri Shaffir22:27

      That's the second one that's died, uh, mysteriously.

   4. SGShane Gillis22:29

      Oh, (laughs) you're a Biden-

   5. Is that what's happening?

   6. ASAri Shaffir22:30

      I love Biden.

   7. SGShane Gillis22:30

      They're taking out crypto guys?

   8. ASAri Shaffir22:32

      Give it a goog, Jamo.

   9. SGShane Gillis22:33

      Well, how about these people that put all that money in FTX, and now they say that they hired someone to hunt this guy down to find him?

   10. ASAri Shaffir22:39

       Oh, boy.

   11. SGShane Gillis22:40

       I don't know what anything is.

   12. ASAri Shaffir22:41

       Larry David's very confused.

   13. SGShane Gillis22:42

       You don't know what this FTX thing is?

   14. I heard about FTX.

   15. ASAri Shaffir22:44

       What's FTX?

   16. SGShane Gillis22:44

       I have no idea what it is.

   17. ASAri Shaffir22:45

       It's a channel on the-

   18. SGShane Gillis22:47

       Uh...

   19. ASAri Shaffir22:48

       All right.

   20. SGShane Gillis22:48

       It's where he used to have Louie before he showed his dick.

   21. ASAri Shaffir22:50

       Fuck!

   22. Crypto founder.

   23. 30!

   24. SGShane Gillis22:52

       Crypto founder, unexpectedly dead at 30.

   25. ASAri Shaffir22:54

       Unexpected. I mean, come on. It's all coming, uh, to light.

   26. SGShane Gillis22:57

       What is the, uh, cause of death?

   27. ASAri Shaffir22:58

       Blacklight.

   28. What's the cause of death? Tried to be trafficked, didn't he?

   29. SGShane Gillis23:02

       Does it say why?

   30. I'm looking it up.
8. 27:40 – 29:19

   NFTs, trading cards, Beanie Babies: hype cycles and “tangible” value

   1. SGShane Gillis27:40

      Right. So if you-

   2. ASAri Shaffir27:41

      Topps?

   3. JRJoe Rogan27:41

      Yeah, we want tangible now.

   4. ASAri Shaffir27:42

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan27:42

      Because everything, NFT and all that horse shit is done.

   6. SGShane Gillis27:44

      Let's do it. Let's do a-

   7. ASAri Shaffir27:45

      Fucking trading cards are up?

   8. JRJoe Rogan27:46

      They're huge.

   9. SGShane Gillis27:47

      Has the NFT thing died?

   10. JRJoe Rogan27:49

       Huge.

   11. SGShane Gillis27:49

       The NFT thing made zero sense to me.

   12. ASAri Shaffir27:51

       Made no sense.

   13. JRJoe Rogan27:51

       Died in a helicopter.

   14. SGShane Gillis27:52

       That shit-

   15. ASAri Shaffir27:52

       It's not a real-

   16. SGShane Gillis27:53

       (laughs) Well, you know what made sense was, like, that Beeple thing that he made for us.

   17. JRJoe Rogan27:56

       (laughs)

   18. ASAri Shaffir27:56

       But that's not N.

   19. SGShane Gillis27:57

       But that's art. That's a piece of art.

   20. ASAri Shaffir27:58

       Yeah, it's actual art. There's something there.

   21. JRJoe Rogan27:59

       Tangible.

   22. SGShane Gillis27:59

       And it is... You, you own it as an NFT. If you got an NFT wallet that-

   23. JRJoe Rogan28:03

       It's still happening.

   24. SGShane Gillis28:04

       (laughs) It's tangible.

   25. JRJoe Rogan28:04

       Even during all this crash, big stuff happened.

   26. SGShane Gillis28:06

       It's tangible.

   27. JRJoe Rogan28:06

       Like, Nike launched a thing.

   28. ASAri Shaffir28:07

       Like Led Zeppelin songs.

   29. SGShane Gillis28:08

       Say that again, Jamie?

   30. JRJoe Rogan28:09

       During all this, like, Nike's launched a platform to sell some sort of NFT stuff.
9. 29:19 – 30:56

   Beanie Babies confession + Milo and the slippery-slope of deplatforming

   1. ASAri Shaffir29:19

      Fuck. What is that?

   2. MNMark Normand29:20

      Delivery.

   3. SGShane Gillis29:21

      Whoa! More 'shrooms?

   4. ASAri Shaffir29:22

      A bag of mushrooms?

   5. JRJoe Rogan29:23

      Jesus Christ.

   6. SGShane Gillis29:24

      J-Mo.

   7. JRJoe Rogan29:24

      Shit.

   8. SGShane Gillis29:24

      So, uh, what were we just saying? Beanie Babies.

   9. JRJoe Rogan29:27

      Anti-Semites.

   10. SGShane Gillis29:28

       No, no, no, no.

   11. JRJoe Rogan29:29

       Aries, Adiva.

   12. SGShane Gillis29:31

       Aries. Shit. I used to love Beanie Babies when I was a kid.

   13. JRJoe Rogan29:34

       NFTs still going?

   14. ASAri Shaffir29:34

       You got some more things?

   15. SGShane Gillis29:35

       I was kinda... I was a gay kid. I liked Beanie Babies.

   16. ASAri Shaffir29:36

       Protecting artists? Really?

   17. SGShane Gillis29:37

       Gay kid.

   18. JRJoe Rogan29:38

       Yeah.

   19. ASAri Shaffir29:38

       It's like, one of the last things I liked that, like, that was gay.

   20. SGShane Gillis29:40

       No.

   21. ASAri Shaffir29:40

       That is gay.

   22. JRJoe Rogan29:41

       Yeah.

   23. ASAri Shaffir29:41

       I was, like, old for liking Beanie Babies.

   24. SGShane Gillis29:43

       (exhales) That's weird.

   25. JRJoe Rogan29:44

       You liked Beanie Babies?

   26. ASAri Shaffir29:44

       I want... I never got 'em.

   27. SGShane Gillis29:45

       How old were you?

   28. ASAri Shaffir29:46

       I didn't... I could never buy them. I never got them. My friends had a bunch of them.

   29. SGShane Gillis29:48

       How old were you?

   30. JRJoe Rogan29:49

       We stole 'em.
10. 30:56 – 40:39

    Conversion-therapy absurdity and a real discussion on being gay vs “choice”

    1. SGShane Gillis30:56

       Who do you think re- read more religious texts, you during your prime or Milo trying to fight off the gay?

    2. MNMark Normand31:02

       (laughs)

    3. ASAri Shaffir31:02

       Ah, that's a good question. I bet he was reading that same page over and over again.

    4. SGShane Gillis31:06

       He just still can't get it. "What? Now what?"

    5. ASAri Shaffir31:09

       (laughs)

    6. SGShane Gillis31:09

       He was, you read a lot of religious stuff?

    7. ASAri Shaffir31:11

       I was as good-

    8. MNMark Normand31:11

       He was orthodox.

    9. ASAri Shaffir31:12

       ... I was headed a certain way.

    10. SGShane Gillis31:14

        Jesus Christ.

    11. ASAri Shaffir31:15

        Yeah. All I did was study all day.

    12. SGShane Gillis31:16

        Damn.

    13. ASAri Shaffir31:16

        Yeshiva day and night.

    14. SGShane Gillis31:18

        It didn't pay off, though. You kinda-

    15. How long did it last?

    16. ASAri Shaffir31:21

        Two solid years in Yeshiva. Ex- ex-gay Milo dramatically interprets Bible verses-

    17. MNMark Normand31:26

        Is that him?

    18. ASAri Shaffir31:27

        ... from anti-lgbt networks-

    19. MNMark Normand31:28

        Whoa.

    20. ASAri Shaffir31:28

        ... audio book.

    21. SGShane Gillis31:29

        Wow.

    22. MNMark Normand31:29

        Oh, is he doing an album?

    23. SGShane Gillis31:31

        Boy, he still looks gay, though, right?

    24. (laughs)

    25. ASAri Shaffir31:32

        He does look quite ga- it's almost like you can't pray it away.

    26. SGShane Gillis31:36

        (laughs)

    27. MNMark Normand31:36

        Well, it's like you. You're never gonna get rid of that face. I mean, you're, you're stuck with the Jew forever.

    28. SGShane Gillis31:41

        You're locked in.

    29. ASAri Shaffir31:41

        Yeah, I got the beak.

    30. MNMark Normand31:42

        Yeah, you got propaganda face.
11. 40:39 – 47:40

    Mask culture as political signaling + fentanyl testing and legalization debate

    1. SGShane Gillis40:39

       ... outta the, uh... They kicked them out of the monastery because they were all high on meth.

    2. (laughs)

    3. (laughs)

    4. There's always something. There's always something going on.

    5. Every monk in the Thai temp- temple defrocked-

    6. Whoo, hello.

    7. ... after testing positive for meth. Every monk. Look at her, she's got a mask on outside. Oh, look at that.

    8. That's a ton of meth.

    9. ASAri Shaffir40:56

       She's taking a fucking ton of meth.

    10. SGShane Gillis40:58

        Yo.

    11. Wow. That's monk meth? I wanna try that meth.

    12. They're going off.

    13. Monk meth.

    14. Brown, the white, the green.

    15. But they-

    16. It's beautiful.

    17. They never talk.

    18. ASAri Shaffir41:04

        Let me see these.

    19. SGShane Gillis41:04

        That's gotta be the fucking...

    20. ASAri Shaffir41:05

        ... choppers.

    21. SGShane Gillis41:05

        ... the hardest thing in the world. They have a vow of silence on meth.

    22. They're meditating. They were trying to, like, figure out-

    23. I know, but...

    24. ... how to meditate longer. And well, we need some amphetamines up in this bitch.

    25. But how do you not have a convo? You ever done meth? Know what shuts up.

    26. No. Jamie, can you bring it b-... What is it?

    27. 50 cents a pill. That's 50 cents on a meth pill.

    28. It only costs 50 cents a pill?

    29. 50 cents is nothing. I can get that cheaper in Mexico.

    30. Wow. Yaba sell for less than 50 cents.... meth and yaba can easily be found in every corner of Thailand.
12. 47:40 – 1:01:18

    Brett Favre rabbit hole: dick pics, welfare scandal, and concussion math

    1. SGShane Gillis47:40

       I've lost a few people to those pills, though.

    2. ASAri Shaffir47:42

       Which pills?

    3. SGShane Gillis47:44

       Oxys.

    4. ASAri Shaffir47:44

       The red pill?

    5. SGShane Gillis47:45

       Oh, yeah.

    6. MNMark Normand47:45

       Oh, yeah. Those are bad.

    7. ASAri Shaffir47:47

       Oh, yeah.

    8. MNMark Normand47:47

       And no one cares about that. It's like a huge epidemic.

    9. ASAri Shaffir47:49

       Okay, well, that's right.

    10. SGShane Gillis47:50

        It's scary shit, man.

    11. ASAri Shaffir47:50

        'Cause the senators' wives are all doing them.

    12. MNMark Normand47:53

        Oh, yeah.

    13. ASAri Shaffir47:53

        Fucking do something about it.

    14. SGShane Gillis47:54

        Oh, so many people are doing them. "Oh, my back."

    15. MNMark Normand47:56

        Right?

    16. SGShane Gillis47:56

        Bam, and you're on. And it's-

    17. ASAri Shaffir47:57

        Brett Favre got addicted to it and had to say like, "You guys give me painkillers now. I can't stop."

    18. SGShane Gillis48:01

        Yeah.

    19. ASAri Shaffir48:01

        "Help me out."

    20. MNMark Normand48:02

        Good dick.

    21. SGShane Gillis48:03

        And if you got a ni- if you had a mild-

    22. ASAri Shaffir48:05

        Big dick.

    23. SGShane Gillis48:05

        ... dose every day, just mild-

    24. ASAri Shaffir48:07

        What?

    25. SGShane Gillis48:07

        ... scooching through life with a like, a little-

    26. MNMark Normand48:09

        Yeah.

    27. ASAri Shaffir48:09

        Brett Favre? Yeah, Favre's got a hog.

    28. SGShane Gillis48:11

        No, no he doesn't. Favre's got a hog.

    29. MNMark Normand48:12

        He's got a hog.

    30. ASAri Shaffir48:13

        Jamey, Jamey-

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