Joe Rogan Experience #1926 - Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. The Joe Rogan Experience. (energetic music) Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:13

      And we're up.

   4. SGShane Gillis0:14

      Yes.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:15

      What's up, boys? What's happening?

   6. MMMatt McCusker0:16

      What's going on?

   7. SGShane Gillis0:17

      (laughs)

   8. MMMatt McCusker0:17

      Not much.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:18

      Welcome aboard.

   10. MMMatt McCusker0:19

       I'm all strapped in. (laughs)

   11. SGShane Gillis0:20

       (laughs) Yeah, you got your paper in front of you, you're ready to go.

   12. MMMatt McCusker0:22

       No. Yeah, this was just here. How about it?

   13. SGShane Gillis0:23

       Just hit the book. You're ready to fucking take some notes, dude.

   14. MMMatt McCusker0:25

       Exactly.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:26

       You seem like a guy ready to take notes.

   16. MMMatt McCusker0:28

       Ah, it's pretty accurate.

   17. SGShane Gillis0:29

       We'll jot some notes.

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:30

       (laughs)

   19. MMMatt McCusker0:30

       Counter points. Actually. (laughs)

   20. SGShane Gillis0:32

       You'll see some notes.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:34

       (laughs) You guys start out together?

   22. SGShane Gillis0:35

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:36

       Nice.

   24. SGShane Gillis0:36

       Lived together, moved together.

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:39

       Nice.

   26. SGShane Gillis0:39

       I was his best man at his wedding.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:41

       Oh, shit.

   28. MMMatt McCusker0:41

       Yep.

   29. SGShane Gillis0:41

       This is my guy.

   30. MMMatt McCusker0:42

       Gave a speech.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Uh (growls) . …

   1. SGShane Gillis15:00

      uh.

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:01

      Uh (growls) .

   3. SGShane Gillis15:01

      (laughs)

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:02

      I bet they were horny all the time. I bet all they did was just fuck, just fuck and throw spears and go gather food.

   5. MMMatt McCusker15:10

      Yeah, they probably, yeah, right.

   6. SGShane Gillis15:10

      Yeah, the more we're talking about it, the more I'm coming around on this.

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:12

      Yeah, because-

   8. SGShane Gillis15:13

      How sick that shit would've been, dude.

   9. MMMatt McCusker15:14

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:14

       They, they, they must be so primal, those people.

   11. SGShane Gillis15:17

       You don't know where the fuck you are.

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:18

       Like the earliest early people.

   13. MMMatt McCusker15:20

       Yeah, you're just gonna die.

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:20

       Like, people from, like, 300,000 years ago, whatever a person was back then, they must be so horny.

   15. MMMatt McCusker15:26

       Yeah, well, that's why they had all this-

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:26

       Hairy and shit, just (growls) .

   17. MMMatt McCusker15:28

       Just, yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:29

       Looking to fuck and throw spears and-

   19. MMMatt McCusker15:31

       Smelling each other.

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:31

       ... fighting off animals.

   21. MMMatt McCusker15:33

       Well, that's why they had all those fucked up rituals, 'cause they, in their world, nature, like violence, they just, like, put on a pedestal.

   22. JRJoe Rogan15:38

       Yeah.

   23. MMMatt McCusker15:38

       That was like the coolest thing. That was like the ultimate life force back then, just getting squashed by, like, animals and rocks. They would reenact it all the time.

   24. JRJoe Rogan15:45

       Could you imagine if you can go back and get, like, one of them Neanderthal dudes and, like, enter him into a wrestling tournament?

   25. MMMatt McCusker15:50

       It's-

   26. JRJoe Rogan15:51

       (laughs)

   27. SGShane Gillis15:52

       Right.

   28. JRJoe Rogan15:52

       I'll just teach him a few moves.

   29. SGShane Gillis15:53

       He'd bite, he'd bite right away.

   30. JRJoe Rogan15:54

       He'd bite immediately. (laughs)
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   (laughs) …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      I, I might be remembering this wrong. I've, I have a very limited memory for pro wrestling.

   2. SGShane Gillis30:04

      (laughs)

   3. Yeah.

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:05

      I watch, I go, "Yeah, that's great. They threw their grandma through the table." That's it.

   5. SGShane Gillis30:07

      Threw the grandma through the table was pretty awesome.

   6. Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:09

      I'll delete that by the end of the week.

   8. SGShane Gillis30:10

      (laughs)

   9. (laughs)

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:11

       By the end of the week, I'll have no knowledge that that happened.

   11. SGShane Gillis30:12

       No, you'll never know that ever happened. (laughs)

   12. (laughs) You'll never be able to dream about it.

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:16

       (laughs) Dude, I remember-

   14. SGShane Gillis30:16

       You're right, you're right. Rey Mysterio did hit him and that caused some damage.

   15. There you go.

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:19

       Yeah, okay, so it was Mysterio.

   17. SGShane Gillis30:21

       Oh, he did it with Hurricane Rana.

   18. JRJoe Rogan30:22

       And he landed... I think he landed with his butt on his face. See if you can find it.

   19. SGShane Gillis30:25

       Well, Rey Mysterio's super small. That's not the butt face. He got hit in the face by him, I think.

   20. But Rey Mysterio would be hopping around like that.

   21. JRJoe Rogan30:30

       You said he's super small.Yeah.

   22. MMMatt McCusker30:32

       That's boning, boning butt.

   23. JRJoe Rogan30:33

       Yeah, that's, he, I think he landed on his face.

   24. MMMatt McCusker30:34

       Oh, dude.

   25. JRJoe Rogan30:35

       I think that's the th- that's the reason why he got him that way, 'cause he landed with his butt on his face.

   26. MMMatt McCusker30:40

       The dead man. (laughs) The dead man. (laughs) Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan30:44

       So gross.

   28. SGShane Gillis30:44

       ... landed on Undertaker's head. He mistimed a top rope senton.

   29. MMMatt McCusker30:48

       Imagine waiting for that.

   30. JRJoe Rogan30:48

       And landed on The Undertaker's head. Yeah. He landed on his head with his butt.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Oh, yeah. Drone robots.…

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

   2. NANarrator45:00

      Oh, yeah. Drone robots.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:01

      Drone robots.

   4. MMMatt McCusker45:01

      Yeah.

   5. SGShane Gillis45:02

      There he is. That's real.

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:03

      Going to the dogs.

   7. MMMatt McCusker45:04

      That's real?

   8. SGShane Gillis45:05

      No. (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:06

      American Conservative, dude. What are you talking about?

   10. SGShane Gillis45:07

       Celebrate Pup Pride. (laughs)

   11. MMMatt McCusker45:10

       (Laughs) Oh, dude. That's...

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:11

       Wait a minute. So this is gay officers only wear these masks?

   13. SGShane Gillis45:15

       No, I don't know what this means. Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:15

       But doesn't it... Scroll back up.

   15. MMMatt McCusker45:17

       It's done. This guy is stealing valor.

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:18

       What does it say? Scroll all the way up.

   17. MMMatt McCusker45:19

       (laughs) He's stealing valor.

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:19

       It says, "Celebrate Pup Pride with the Armed Forces. Gay officers pretend to be K-9s for sadomesticistic sex games."

   19. SGShane Gillis45:28

       This is the classic website, theamericanconservative.com.

   20. MMMatt McCusker45:31

       (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:31

       Dude, that's like the Washington Post to me.

   22. MMMatt McCusker45:34

       (laughs)

   23. SGShane Gillis45:34

       True, true. (laughs)

   24. NANarrator45:35

       This is my WhatsApp. (laughs)

   25. JRJoe Rogan45:36

       They're all, they're all the same now.

   26. MMMatt McCusker45:38

       Yeah. They're... He's pretty bad.

   27. JRJoe Rogan45:40

       Okay, so the guy likes to wear a mask.

   28. SGShane Gillis45:42

       I know. That's the point. And then China and Russia were trying to make fun of us. They were like, "Look how weird we are," and it's like, "Bro, our guys will fuck you guys up." Look at that guy.

   29. MMMatt McCusker45:48

       Dude.

   30. JRJoe Rogan45:48

       There was a thing that I... Another thing I wanted to ask.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:01:20

   (laughs) …

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      at a rest stop.

   2. NANarrator1:00:01

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:01

      Yeah, you'd have a collapse of the service industry.

   4. SGShane Gillis1:00:03

      One person. (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:03

      You'd colla- collapse of jobs that suck.

   6. SGShane Gillis1:00:05

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:06

      But you would also have a resurgence of people doing what they actually want to do. It wouldn't be everybody, but it would give a good chunk of people an opportunity to try something that they've always wanted to do, where they don't have to worry about subsistence, right? They don't have to worry about food and rent.

   8. SGShane Gillis1:00:21

      Mm-hmm.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:21

      And then they can go pursue a dream. But how many are gonna do that? I don't know. Is it worth trying? It might be. I don't know. I mean, but human nature, the problem with, with... Human nature, like people, if you give them stuff and make them so they don't have to do anything, they don't do things.

   10. SGShane Gillis1:00:36

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:36

       That's a l- a lot of people. But a lot of people wouldn't. They would look at it as an opportunity. It's like, it's almost like you need to educate peoples, like, what gives you meaning in life. And I know being lazy is, like, very attractive. It's, it's, it, it draws you to it. It's so comfortable to just sit on the couch and play video games and do nothing, but you're gonna get depressed.

   12. SGShane Gillis1:00:56

       (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:56

       You're gonna get depressed.

   14. SGShane Gillis1:00:58

       (laughs)

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:59

       You, you need a task. I, I don't... I think everybody needs a different task, and everybody has, like, a different level of need, but you need tasks.

   16. SGShane Gillis1:01:06

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:01:06

       Yeah.

   18. SGShane Gillis1:01:07

       For-

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:01:07

       This is emotion. This is just me speaking.

   20. SGShane Gillis1:01:07

       Yeah, but have you played Bannerlord? Have you played Bannerlord?

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:01:10

       Dude, if I played games, man-

   22. SGShane Gillis1:01:12

       (laughs)

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:01:12

       ... I'd have a fucking problem. Jamie can tell you, I have a problem.

   24. SGShane Gillis1:01:16

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:01:16

       I get psychotically obsessed.

   26. SGShane Gillis1:01:18

       Bannerlord is so nice.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:01:18

       And I p- I will play eight, 10 hours a day.

Episode duration: 3:18:01