Joe Rogan Experience #1946 - Protect Our Parks 7

1. 0:00 – 2:49

   Cold open banter: sunglasses, cigars, and tour-name brainstorming

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience. (energetic music) Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.

   3. ASAri Shaffir0:12

      You doing heroin?

   4. SGShane Gillis0:13

      Yeah.

   5. MNMark Normand0:13

      Yes. Yes, we're up.

   6. ASAri Shaffir0:16

      It's... And, hey-

   7. MNMark Normand0:17

      I'm the only one without sunglasses, what the fuck?

   8. ASAri Shaffir0:19

      It's just easy to hide behind something.

   9. MNMark Normand0:20

      I'm here alone.

   10. ASAri Shaffir0:21

       It's like a poker game.

   11. MNMark Normand0:21

       No sunglasses. (yawns)

   12. SGShane Gillis0:23

       You gotta get 'em, bro.

   13. MNMark Normand0:24

       They're in my car. I'm not going.

   14. ASAri Shaffir0:25

       Have a second pair. If you want some- Call one of your goons.

   15. MNMark Normand0:27

       I just feel the f- the, the place up here with clouds. I can't see.

   16. SGShane Gillis0:29

       All right, give him yours. Yours are cool.

   17. ASAri Shaffir0:30

       Mine are cool.

   18. MNMark Normand0:31

       They are nice? They look like Bosworth glasses.

   19. SGShane Gillis0:34

       Joe would look cool in those too if he tried them on.

   20. ASAri Shaffir0:34

       Joe, try those on. You'd look nice.

   21. MNMark Normand0:35

       Nice.

   22. SGShane Gillis0:35

       Hit vipers, dude.

   23. MNMark Normand0:36

       Like I live in Florida.

   24. ASAri Shaffir0:37

       Ours in Key West.

   25. SGShane Gillis0:39

       Oh, yeah, with that bald head? You'd fucking bring someone to justice with that.

   26. MNMark Normand0:42

       Fuck yeah, bro!

   27. ASAri Shaffir0:43

       Whoa. (laughs)

   28. SGShane Gillis0:43

       (laughs)

   29. MNMark Normand0:43

       Fuck yeah, bro!

   30. SGShane Gillis0:43

       Yeah, you look like a bounty hunter.
2. 2:49 – 4:05

   Florida and Key West as the ultimate escape hatch

   1. ASAri Shaffir2:49

      Can I get the, uh, circumcision?

   2. SGShane Gillis2:51

      Florida's a good place. I was just down there.

   3. MNMark Normand2:53

      To Key West it was.

   4. ASAri Shaffir2:53

      Oh, shit.

   5. SGShane Gillis2:54

      I'd like to be there.

   6. ASAri Shaffir2:55

      That's amazing.

   7. MNMark Normand2:56

      How about it, guys?

   8. SGShane Gillis2:57

      Let's move to Florida.

   9. MNMark Normand2:58

      (laughs)

   10. SGShane Gillis2:58

       Let's start this over and move there.

   11. MNMark Normand2:59

       Florida is where you move to when everything goes terrible.

   12. SGShane Gillis3:02

       Yeah.

   13. ASAri Shaffir3:02

       Key West.

   14. MNMark Normand3:03

       If, like, if everything goes bad in Texas, you move to Florida. If, like, Beto O'Rourke becomes governor, and everything-

   15. ASAri Shaffir3:09

       What? He's got a skateboard.

   16. MNMark Normand3:10

       ... slides. He does, I'm sure. And everything slides into oblivion, you go to Florida.

   17. SGShane Gillis3:14

       Yeah, you go to Florida.

   18. MNMark Normand3:15

       Florida is like the last stand before you just move to South America.

   19. SGShane Gillis3:18

       And Key West is the last of Florida.

   20. MNMark Normand3:19

       Yeah.

   21. ASAri Shaffir3:20

       Exactly.

   22. MNMark Normand3:20

       Before you get a compound in Mexico, you go to Florida.

   23. SGShane Gillis3:23

       Yeah.

   24. ASAri Shaffir3:23

       Key West is the jizz coming out of the dick.

   25. SGShane Gillis3:26

       Yep.

   26. ASAri Shaffir3:26

       That's it.

   27. SGShane Gillis3:27

       Yep.

   28. MNMark Normand3:27

       Mm.

   29. ASAri Shaffir3:27

       It's over right on the bottom.

   30. MNMark Normand3:28

       I've never been to Key West.
3. 4:05 – 7:38

   Hemingway’s Key West house, polydactyl cats, and CTE speculation

   1. MNMark Normand4:05

      Did you go to, you go to Hemingway's house?

   2. SGShane Gillis4:07

      Went to Hemingway's house?

   3. MNMark Normand4:07

      Yeah, it's pretty neat.

   4. SGShane Gillis4:08

      Yeah.

   5. MNMark Normand4:08

      You see all the cats with thumbs.

   6. SGShane Gillis4:09

      He ruled it. Mm-hmm.

   7. ASAri Shaffir4:10

      Yes!

   8. SGShane Gillis4:10

      The one has seven.

   9. MNMark Normand4:11

      It's great.

   10. SGShane Gillis4:12

       They just have like, the cat, they got-

   11. MNMark Normand4:13

       How does that happen?

   12. SGShane Gillis4:14

       Breeding.

   13. MNMark Normand4:15

       Is it overbreeding?

   14. SGShane Gillis4:17

       Breeding them on purpose.

   15. ASAri Shaffir4:17

       Inbreeding.

   16. MNMark Normand4:18

       Oh, on top, on purpose to make those thumbs.

   17. ASAri Shaffir4:20

       No.

   18. SGShane Gillis4:20

       Hemingway cats, yeah.

   19. MNMark Normand4:21

       Yeah.

   20. ASAri Shaffir4:22

       How cute.

   21. SGShane Gillis4:22

       Pretty great.

   22. MNMark Normand4:23

       That's Hemingway's cats?

   23. SGShane Gillis4:23

       Yeah, we touched them, pet them.

   24. MNMark Normand4:25

       No shit.

   25. SGShane Gillis4:26

       Yeah, they're everywhere. It's pretty fun.

   26. ASAri Shaffir4:26

       That's scary. Look how big that is.

   27. MNMark Normand4:27

       So you can... Is there like a tour of his house you do?

   28. SGShane Gillis4:29

       Yeah.

   29. MNMark Normand4:30

       It's awesome.

   30. SGShane Gillis4:31

       It's awesome.
4. 7:38 – 10:31

   Coyotes in cities: Central Park sightings and backyard predator stories

   1. JRJoe Rogan7:38

      Have you ever seen a coyote in Central Park?

   2. SGShane Gillis7:40

      No, I've seen them in LA.

   3. JRJoe Rogan7:41

      Have you? They ... Apparently they have them in Central Park now.

   4. MNMark Normand7:43

      What?

   5. JRJoe Rogan7:44

      Yeah, yeah. There's all these photos of coyotes in Central Park.

   6. NANarrator7:47

      Coyotes?

   7. MNMark Normand7:47

      Maybe, like, the homeless thing.

   8. JRJoe Rogan7:49

      They, they're a weird animal.

   9. NANarrator7:50

      Up in the brambles?

   10. JRJoe Rogan7:50

       Like, as they get persecuted, they move out and branch out their, their territory.

   11. MNMark Normand7:54

       It's like Jews.

   12. NANarrator7:55

       Jews, yeah.

   13. MNMark Normand7:55

       Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan7:55

       Yeah, I was gonna say, it reminds me of something.

   15. SGShane Gillis7:57

       Yeah.

   16. MNMark Normand7:58

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan7:58

       Well, they were attacked by the, the gray wolves-

   18. NANarrator8:00

       Haven't been back to Poland in a while.

   19. JRJoe Rogan8:00

       The, the gray wolves and them are not related. They're the, like, the one animal ... Like, when they have chi-wolves, like, when they ... A coyote and a wolf breed, it's always a red wolf.

   20. MNMark Normand8:09

       Mm.

   21. JRJoe Rogan8:09

       So it's an eastern wolf.

   22. NANarrator8:10

       Mm-hmm.

   23. JRJoe Rogan8:10

       So the western wolves, the gray wolves, the ones that they killed off and then they're bringing them back 'cause they're idiots. They're bringing them back from Canada, like, (laughs) reintroducing wolves.

   24. SGShane Gillis8:19

       Just letting them out in Manhatten.

   25. JRJoe Rogan8:19

       It's such a terrible idea, but, uh, the gray wolves used to kill the coyotes, so, so the coyotes, when the wolves were killing them, they would, uh, have more babies, so the females, whenever they do roll call and they scream out in the night, if one of them is missing, it causes the female to have extra pups.

   26. SGShane Gillis8:34

       No.

   27. MNMark Normand8:35

       Oh, no.

   28. JRJoe Rogan8:35

       Yeah.

   29. MNMark Normand8:35

       Whoa.

   30. JRJoe Rogan8:35

       It was a great book called Coyote America by Dan Flores. I, I had him, had him on the podcast.
5. 10:31 – 11:56

   Javelinas, wild pigs, and why their teeth are terrifying

   1. MNMark Normand10:31

      You see those monkeys?

   2. JRJoe Rogan10:32

      I would say the-

   3. SGShane Gillis10:32

      Yeah, they're fun.

   4. JRJoe Rogan10:33

      Yeah.

   5. SGShane Gillis10:33

      When me and, uh-

   6. NANarrator10:33

      Is that in Florida?

   7. SGShane Gillis10:35

      When I was with Stanhope in ... When I was staying at Stanhope's, you know, me and him were drinking. We'd go around, like, walking around at night. There'd be fucking javelinas everywhere.

   8. JRJoe Rogan10:42

      Javelinas killed his neighbor's dog.

   9. SGShane Gillis10:44

      And they would ... They fucked people up.

   10. MNMark Normand10:44

       For real?

   11. NANarrator10:45

       What's a javelina?

   12. JRJoe Rogan10:45

       They fucked up his neighbor's dog.

   13. SGShane Gillis10:46

       This wild pig that's, like, blind.

   14. MNMark Normand10:47

       Whoa.

   15. JRJoe Rogan10:48

       Yeah.

   16. NANarrator10:48

       Oh.

   17. SGShane Gillis10:48

       It's fucking crazy.

   18. JRJoe Rogan10:49

       They didn't ... They don't have such good vision, but neither do regular wild pigs.

   19. NANarrator10:52

       Oh, really?

   20. JRJoe Rogan10:53

       Yeah, they just ... They operate by smell mostly. Smell and sound. They, they don't see very well. If you pause-

   21. NANarrator10:59

       Yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan10:59

       Like, if you're sneaking up on one and you just pause, they just ... They give up on looking at you and then they start eating the ground.

   23. MNMark Normand11:03

       Whoa.

   24. SGShane Gillis11:04

       Yeah, those boys are running around. It's pretty fun.

   25. MNMark Normand11:06

       Holy moly.

   26. JRJoe Rogan11:06

       I shot one of those in South Texas a couple months ago.

   27. NANarrator11:09

       Nice.

   28. MNMark Normand11:09

       I bet they taste good.

   29. JRJoe Rogan11:09

       It turned into chorizo.

   30. MNMark Normand11:10

       Hell yeah.
6. 11:56 – 15:25

   Safari danger videos and relationship fight tactics

   1. MNMark Normand11:56

      Uh, I was in Safari and a leopard walked by the Jeep and it went-

   2. SGShane Gillis12:00

      Holy shit.

   3. MNMark Normand12:01

      ... uh, uh, uh, uh.

   4. SGShane Gillis12:03

      (laughs)

   5. MNMark Normand12:03

      And we were like, "Oh," and it was salivating like crazy and then-

   6. JRJoe Rogan12:06

      Whoa.

   7. MNMark Normand12:06

      ... 20 seconds later in a bush you hear, "Uh."

   8. ASAri Shaffir12:10

      ... and he went and fucked it.

   9. No.

   10. JRJoe Rogan12:11

       Oh, he was in heat?

   11. ASAri Shaffir12:12

       Yeah. (laughs)

   12. Oh, wow.

   13. NANarrator12:16

       God.

   14. JRJoe Rogan12:16

       (laughs) Said he went and fucked it. (laughs)

   15. ASAri Shaffir12:16

       Wow.

   16. That was a mating call.

   17. JRJoe Rogan12:17

       Wow, what a weird mating call. (choking)

   18. ASAri Shaffir12:21

       I've tried, it doesn't work.

   19. That's, that's, that's the end.

   20. JRJoe Rogan12:23

       Mm.

   21. ASAri Shaffir12:23

       But safari is crazy 'cause the, the lions will walk right by you.

   22. JRJoe Rogan12:26

       Fuck that.

   23. ASAri Shaffir12:27

       And they just know not to eat you.

   24. JRJoe Rogan12:28

       Did you ever see that video, uh, of the lady? She's trying to take photos from the, the car with the windows rolled down, and the cat reaches in and grabs her and pulls her out of the car?

   25. ASAri Shaffir12:37

       Pull it up.

   26. No. No.

   27. It's in Africa, it's a lady, she's in the, the backseat of a car, and they tell you to keep your windows rolled up, and she just decides to roll it down to take photos, and this, this lion just pulls her out of the car. Whoa.

   28. You saw the one with the Asian guy screaming at his wife getting all quiet?

   29. JRJoe Rogan12:51

       Yeah.

   30. NANarrator12:51

       Yeah.
7. 15:25 – 17:14

   Whitesnake, guilty pleasures, and South Park skewering royals

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:25

      This is the same girl when I, I-

   2. ASAri Shaffir15:26

      You miss her? (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:26

      I was in a car accident with her, and, uh, I had a, a, a Whitesnake video, a Whitesnake cassette in my car, and she made me leave it in the car. She's like, "D- don't take that."

   4. ASAri Shaffir15:36

      Why?

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:37

      'Cause I was taking my stuff to leave. She was like-

   6. ASAri Shaffir15:39

      Oh.

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:39

      ... "You shouldn't be listening to that." Like she thought Whitesnake was stupid? << Here I go again on my own >>

   8. ASAri Shaffir15:45

      << Here I go again on my own >>

   9. NANarrator15:46

      Yeah. Chaka-ching.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:47

       She was into, like, intelligent music.

   11. ASAri Shaffir15:49

       Aha.

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:50

       She was smarter than me.

   13. ASAri Shaffir15:51

       Like what?

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:51

       I don't know. I don't remember.

   15. ASAri Shaffir15:53

       Crap.

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:53

       Some shit. Some Pixies or some shit.

   17. ASAri Shaffir15:55

       Classical.

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:56

       Some shit that shows people you're deep.

   19. ASAri Shaffir15:58

       Right. (laughs)

   20. The Cure, yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan16:00

       Some shit. (laughs)

   22. ASAri Shaffir16:00

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan16:00

       Some shit that's emotional.

   24. ASAri Shaffir16:02

       Marcy. I think that's a good point.

   25. JRJoe Rogan16:02

       Look, man, if you can't am- appreciate a good fucking Whitesnake video, it's fun.

   26. ASAri Shaffir16:07

       Ah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan16:08

       Doesn't mean it's the only thing you like. Like, you know, I like ice cream too.

   28. ASAri Shaffir16:11

       Yeah.

   29. Yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:11

       I like other stuff. I like stuff.
8. 17:14 – 22:33

   Royal family money, The Crown fatigue, and Irish/British history tension

   1. ASAri Shaffir17:14

      That would be an intense level of white guilt, if they just started working-

   2. JRJoe Rogan17:17

      Be like, "Fuck, I'm British royalty."

   3. NANarrator17:19

      Yeah.

   4. JRJoe Rogan17:20

      Like, "Damn."

   5. ASAri Shaffir17:20

      Yeah.

   6. JRJoe Rogan17:20

      "We did some bad stuff." (laughs)

   7. ASAri Shaffir17:22

      She's half black.

   8. JRJoe Rogan17:23

      And then the wife convinces you to leave the royal family. Like, "I'm out."

   9. NANarrator17:28

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan17:28

       "I don't need you guys." Which is crazy, 'cause don't you just get free money? Like, of course.

   11. ASAri Shaffir17:31

       "Dude, get me my allowance now."

   12. JRJoe Rogan17:32

       What do you get when you're a royal?

   13. ASAri Shaffir17:34

       You get a stipend.

   14. You get a sti- you get a bunch of cash.

   15. JRJoe Rogan17:35

       What's the stipend like?

   16. ASAri Shaffir17:36

       I'm sure it's a million a month.

   17. JRJoe Rogan17:37

       You spend it on anything you want?

   18. ASAri Shaffir17:38

       Yeah, what about the countesses?

   19. JRJoe Rogan17:39

       Yeah.

   20. ASAri Shaffir17:39

       Do they get ca- do they get paid? Like less?

   21. Yeah, all of them.

   22. JRJoe Rogan17:41

       Hmm, that's a good question, right? Like, what's the chart?

   23. ASAri Shaffir17:43

       How far down do you go-

   24. JRJoe Rogan17:44

       Yeah.

   25. ASAri Shaffir17:45

       Hmm.

   26. ... before you're like, "You don't get a check no more"?

   27. JRJoe Rogan17:46

       What do you think you'd get if you were a prince? What do you think a prince gets?

   28. ASAri Shaffir17:50

       Oh, it's all jewels and rubies and shit.

   29. All your bills paid?

   30. NANarrator17:52

       That's nice.
9. 22:33 – 25:53

   Pandas as diplomacy, national symbols, and anti-communism from lived experience

   1. JRJoe Rogan22:33

      We made it seem cool. But what percentage of celebrities come out of America worldwide? It's a fucking ... Gotta be a giant number.

   2. SGShane Gillis22:39

      Yeah.

   3. MNMark Normand22:40

      And if they don't, they come here. Like all the Canadian-

   4. JRJoe Rogan22:42

      Oh, yeah.

   5. MNMark Normand22:42

      ... funny people come here.

   6. SGShane Gillis22:43

      There's, like, three Chinese stars that ever got known here.

   7. MNMark Normand22:46

      Well, the K-pop is huge.

   8. SGShane Gillis22:47

      K-pop.

   9. JRJoe Rogan22:47

      Yeah, they're huge over there. But, like, Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee.

   10. SGShane Gillis22:50

       Jackie Chan, exactly.

   11. JRJoe Rogan22:51

       Who else?

   12. SGShane Gillis22:52

       It's the ... I don't know. The Ch-

   13. JRJoe Rogan22:54

       Yao Ming.

   14. MNMark Normand22:54

       Jet Li.

   15. JRJoe Rogan22:54

       Dr. Ken.

   16. SGShane Gillis22:55

       Yao Ming.

   17. JRJoe Rogan22:56

       Who, who else?

   18. SGShane Gillis22:56

       Dr. Ken. No. (laughs)

   19. JRJoe Rogan22:59

       (laughs)

   20. MNMark Normand22:59

       (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan22:59

       (laughs)

   22. MNMark Normand22:59

       The pandas. They're all China.

   23. JRJoe Rogan23:01

       (laughs)

   24. SGShane Gillis23:01

       Pandas.

   25. JRJoe Rogan23:01

       Pand- Bobby Lee. (laughs)

   26. MNMark Normand23:03

       (laughs)

   27. SGShane Gillis23:03

       Uh, who else?

   28. JRJoe Rogan23:04

       (laughs)

   29. MNMark Normand23:04

       You know China leases us pandas?

   30. JRJoe Rogan23:07

       They lease them. No.
10. 25:53 – 34:44

    East Palestine derailment, chemical fears, and false-flag paranoia

    1. SGShane Gillis25:53

       What is going on in East Palestine right now?

    2. I think we might be getting hit with it.

    3. JRJoe Rogan25:56

       Yeah, I mean, that...

    4. SGShane Gillis25:57

       Yeah.

    5. JRJoe Rogan25:57

       Do you see the videos of people throwing rocks into the water just to see-

    6. SGShane Gillis26:01

       Yeah.

    7. JRJoe Rogan26:01

       ... the oil slicks that pool up?

    8. SGShane Gillis26:02

       Yeah.

    9. Oh, really?

    10. JRJoe Rogan26:03

        'Cause they're saying that, you know, it only went a c- a certain distance away from the actual spill site.

    11. SGShane Gillis26:08

        The company said that.

    12. JRJoe Rogan26:08

        But people are way far away, and they're s- experiencing dead animals, dead birds, dead pets. And then people are throwing rocks into rivers, and you see these big, huge, like, s- chemical circles where the, where the water gets disturbed.

    13. SGShane Gillis26:24

        Yeah.

    14. Yeah.

    15. JRJoe Rogan26:24

        Like, it just, like... Oil slicks. It looks really fucking sketchy. Dead fish everywhere.

    16. SGShane Gillis26:30

        I think Pete's got it.

    17. JRJoe Rogan26:32

        Yeah, Mayor Pete's doing a good job.

    18. SGShane Gillis26:35

        People are just bitches.

    19. Who do you think Mayor Pete is, huh?

    20. JRJoe Rogan26:35

        Well, he's definitely the most qualified job... guy for the job, so...

    21. SGShane Gillis26:38

        (laughs)

    22. Yeah.

    23. JRJoe Rogan26:39

        I mean, he's definitely, uh, not there for any other reason other than he's amazing, so...

    24. SGShane Gillis26:43

        Is there... Yeah. (laughs)

    25. Are you alluding to something here?

    26. JRJoe Rogan26:45

        I'm just saying he's amazing. He's amazing, and he's doing a great job.

    27. SGShane Gillis26:49

        Great job.

    28. JRJoe Rogan26:50

        Yeah.

    29. SGShane Gillis26:50

        Is there a part of you, Ari, as a Jew, that's like, "Yeah, fuck Palestine"?

    30. Because... (laughs)
11. 34:44 – 44:11

    Privacy collapse: tracking partners, data exposure, and relationship control

    1. MNMark Normand34:44

       But yeah, cameras and the internet. Cellphone cameras ruined a lot of fun.

    2. SGShane Gillis34:47

       Uh-huh.

    3. JRJoe Rogan34:47

       Mm-hmm.

    4. MNMark Normand34:48

       And, you know, the internet with the...

    5. JRJoe Rogan34:49

       Yeah, I think about it every time I whack off.

    6. MNMark Normand34:51

       What do you mean?

    7. SGShane Gillis34:52

       Someone's watching, watching you.

    8. JRJoe Rogan34:52

       Man, if this camera catches my fat face going...

    9. NANarrator34:55

       I always feel like somebody's watching me.

    10. SGShane Gillis34:55

        It could ruin you with that face. (laughs)

    11. MNMark Normand34:58

        Yeah. And it knows what you're Googling too.

    12. SGShane Gillis35:00

        Oh, yeah.

    13. JRJoe Rogan35:01

        How long-

    14. SGShane Gillis35:01

        Don't even go privacy.

    15. JRJoe Rogan35:01

        How long before there's zero privacy? How long before anyone could look at anybody's phone and all information just as... they can't stop it.

    16. MNMark Normand35:08

        Yeah.

    17. SGShane Gillis35:08

        10 years?

    18. JRJoe Rogan35:09

        Technology has just reached this point where all data and all numbers just available to everybody at every time.

    19. SGShane Gillis35:15

        Privacy's not expected. Yeah.

    20. MNMark Normand35:15

        I'd hate for this to get out.

    21. JRJoe Rogan35:16

        No privacy. Everybody knows where you're gonna be. You can't lie.

    22. SGShane Gillis35:19

        Could happen. Yeah, who are you?

    23. JRJoe Rogan35:20

        Can't avoid people, "Oh, so sorry, my mother-in-law's in town."

    24. SGShane Gillis35:24

        Really? I see her, I see her pin and your pin.

    25. JRJoe Rogan35:26

        "Gotta go."

    26. MNMark Normand35:27

        (laughs)

    27. JRJoe Rogan35:27

        "Gotta go." (laughs)

    28. NANarrator35:27

        (laughs)

    29. MNMark Normand35:27

        My Google Glasses say you're lying.

    30. SGShane Gillis35:29

        (laughs)
12. 44:11 – 49:06

    Mar-a-Lago, MAGA fashion, and Trump’s optics as spectacle

    1. MNMark Normand44:11

       Uh-oh.

    2. NANarrator44:12

       He's, uh, he was at Palestine today.

    3. SGShane Gillis44:13

       Hold on.

    4. JRJoe Rogan44:14

       Of course he was, look at him. Look at all those guys in the background. Who do you think that guy with the mustache is voting for? It ain't Biden and it ain't Hillary Clinton.

    5. SGShane Gillis44:20

       Fucking Yosemite Sam.

    6. JRJoe Rogan44:20

       Look at him. (laughs)

    7. MNMark Normand44:21

       It's a costume. It's like a Guess Who character.

    8. JRJoe Rogan44:23

       Look at that mustache. That guy's got a lot of guns.

    9. SGShane Gillis44:26

       Damn, look at all those guys.

    10. MNMark Normand44:27

        They all look the same. Even the woman looks the same.

    11. SGShane Gillis44:29

        Look at that fucking lunch lady.

    12. MNMark Normand44:30

        (laughs)

    13. NANarrator44:31

        (laughs)

    14. MNMark Normand44:31

        She's got bitter beer face.

    15. JRJoe Rogan44:32

        What is he saying?

    16. NANarrator44:33

        Uh, I just hit finish. I'll go back.

    17. SGShane Gillis44:35

        There's their leader.

    18. MNMark Normand44:36

        Who's that guy?

    19. JRJoe Rogan44:37

        (laughs)

    20. SGShane Gillis44:37

        It's just the normal dude. Like, our leader, the most handsome man in the world.

    21. MNMark Normand44:41

        But Biden made it.

    22. NANarrator44:42

        I want to thank those of, uh, you that helped, uh, John Rourke, who's fantastic, Blue Line Moving. Uh, is John here? Uh, hello, John. Good job. Got a lot of trucks coming up with water, right?

    23. MNMark Normand44:54

        (laughs)

    24. NANarrator44:56

        That's true.

    25. MNMark Normand44:57

        A lot of trucks coming up.

    26. NANarrator44:57

        You're a fantastic guy. Friend of my son, Don, who's also here. Where is Don? Good job. Did you get him to do that? I think so.

    27. MNMark Normand45:04

        I think it was a 95%, uh, voter rate for Trump in Ohio.

    28. NANarrator45:08

        He's, he's fantastic. He helps. Thank you very much, John. Appreciate it.

    29. SGShane Gillis45:10

        What? Huh?

    30. NANarrator45:11

        Uh, Two Fellas Moving Company, and I wanna-
13. 49:06 – 59:00

    Vietnam War deep dive: Ken Burns, trauma texts, Tonkin, and coming back

    1. SGShane Gillis49:06

       But I've been watching... I o-... Dude, on the plane I was watching the fucking... I've been watching the Ken Burns Vietnam.

    2. NANarrator49:11

       Heavy stuff.

    3. SGShane Gillis49:11

       God damn, dude. I cried on the plane like a fucking idiot.

    4. NANarrator49:14

       Oh, is that why you cried?

    5. SGShane Gillis49:15

       Watching a PBS doc.

    6. NANarrator49:16

       (laughs) You oughta meet Mark.

    7. JRJoe Rogan49:17

       Oh, God.

    8. NANarrator49:18

       (laughs)

    9. JRJoe Rogan49:19

       Mark, if you're gonna say nasty stuff, don't do it.

    10. NANarrator49:21

        I'm sorry. (laughs) That's pretty funny. (laughs) That was a nice ride, though.

    11. SGShane Gillis49:25

        I can remember when the Vietnam War ended.

    12. JRJoe Rogan49:27

        Really?

    13. NANarrator49:28

        Really?

    14. SGShane Gillis49:28

        Yeah. I was a little kid, I was living in San Francisco, and I remember thinking, "Thank God we're never gonna do war again."

    15. NANarrator49:32

        Oh, come on.

    16. SGShane Gillis49:33

        Like, "Thank God it's over while I'm a child."

    17. NANarrator49:35

        Wow.

    18. SGShane Gillis49:35

        I, I remember thinking that.

    19. NANarrator49:36

        Yeah.

    20. SGShane Gillis49:36

        Like, "Whew. Boy, they glad they figured this out."

    21. NANarrator49:38

        That was long. It was nine years?

    22. SGShane Gillis49:40

        It was so... Dude, from day one they were like, "We're not gonna win."

    23. NANarrator49:43

        Yeah.

    24. SGShane Gillis49:44

        From day one.

    25. NANarrator49:44

        They just had to be there?

    26. SGShane Gillis49:45

        McNamara's in there with LBJ like, "This isn't going... This is never gonna work."

    27. NANarrator49:48

        Yeah.

    28. SGShane Gillis49:49

        And they just kept doing it.

    29. NANarrator49:50

        A lot of heroin out there.

    30. SGShane Gillis49:52

        Oh my God. I mean-

Episode duration: 3:36:35