Joe Rogan Experience #1946 - Protect Our Parks 7

Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, and Ari Shaffir are stand-up comics, writers, and podcasters. Shane is the co-host of "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast" with Matt McCusker. His special, "Shane Gillis: Live in Austin," is available via YouTube, and season two of "Gilly and Keeves," his sketch comedy series with John McKeever, is available now at www.gillyandkeeves.tv. www.shanemgillis.com Mark is the co-host of the podcasts "Tuesdays with Stories" with Joe List and "We Might Be Drunk" with Sam Morril. His latest special, "Mark Normand: Out to Lunch," is available via YouTube. www.marknormandcomedy.com Ari is the host of "The Skeptic Tank" and "You Be Trippin'" podcasts. His latest special, "Ari Shaffir: Jew," is available now via YouTube. www.arishaffir.com

Ari ShaffirguestShane GillisguestMark NormandguestJamie VernonguestJoe Roganhost

Jun 27, 20243h 36mWatch on YouTube ↗

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0:00 – 15:00
(drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…
1. NANarrator
  (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
2. NANarrator
  The Joe Rogan Experience. (energetic music) Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
3. ASAri Shaffir
  You doing heroin?
4. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah.
5. MNMark Normand
  Yes. Yes, we're up.
6. ASAri Shaffir
  It's... And, hey-
7. MNMark Normand
  I'm the only one without sunglasses, what the fuck?
8. ASAri Shaffir
  It's just easy to hide behind something.
9. MNMark Normand
  I'm here alone.
10. ASAri Shaffir
  It's like a poker game.
11. MNMark Normand
  No sunglasses. (yawns)
12. SGShane Gillis
  You gotta get 'em, bro.
13. MNMark Normand
  They're in my car. I'm not going.
14. ASAri Shaffir
  Have a second pair. If you want some- Call one of your goons.
15. MNMark Normand
  I just feel the f- the, the place up here with clouds. I can't see.
16. SGShane Gillis
  All right, give him yours. Yours are cool.
17. ASAri Shaffir
  Mine are cool.
18. MNMark Normand
  They are nice? They look like Bosworth glasses.
19. SGShane Gillis
  Joe would look cool in those too if he tried them on.
20. ASAri Shaffir
  Joe, try those on. You'd look nice.
21. MNMark Normand
  Nice.
22. SGShane Gillis
  Hit vipers, dude.
23. MNMark Normand
  Like I live in Florida.
24. ASAri Shaffir
  Ours in Key West.
25. SGShane Gillis
  Oh, yeah, with that bald head? You'd fucking bring someone to justice with that.
26. MNMark Normand
  Fuck yeah, bro!
27. ASAri Shaffir
  Whoa. (laughs)
28. SGShane Gillis
  (laughs)
29. MNMark Normand
  Fuck yeah, bro!
30. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah, you look like a bounty hunter.
15:00 – 30:00
What the hell, Joe?…
1. ASAri Shaffir
2. JRJoe Rogan
  What the hell, Joe?
3. ASAri Shaffir
  Joe!
4. JRJoe Rogan
  I've dropped her off in Kenmore Square. It's a nice spot.
5. ASAri Shaffir
  Uh-oh.
6. JRJoe Rogan
  Plenty of transportation.
7. NANarrator
  Where they at?
8. ASAri Shaffir
  Is it?
9. NANarrator
  Oh, okay.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  Nice area. With nothing, nothing dangerous about it. It was just like, "Come on."
11. ASAri Shaffir
  I had to take a train home like a peasant.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Just someone yelling at you like, "Let me out of the car!" Like, "Oh, please get out of the car."
13. ASAri Shaffir
  Yeah. (laughs)
14. NANarrator
  Yeah, right. (laughs)
15. JRJoe Rogan
  "Please."
16. ASAri Shaffir
  Perfect.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  "Please. Goodbye. Bye."
18. NANarrator
  (laughs)
19. ASAri Shaffir
  (laughs)
20. (laughs)
21. JRJoe Rogan
  As soon as you listen, then you listen to your own music, "Yeah, finally."
22. ASAri Shaffir
  Oh, that's right.
23. NANarrator
  (laughs)
24. ASAri Shaffir
  (laughs)
25. JRJoe Rogan
  "About to rock out."
26. ASAri Shaffir
  (laughs)
27. NANarrator
  (laughs)
28. JRJoe Rogan
  This is the same girl when I, I-
29. ASAri Shaffir
  You miss her? (laughs)
30. JRJoe Rogan
  I was in a car accident with her, and, uh, I had a, a, a Whitesnake video, a Whitesnake cassette in my car, and she made me leave it in the car. She's like, "D- don't take that."
30:00 – 45:00
Yeah. …
1. SGShane Gillis
2. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
3. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah, I've seen him.
4. JRJoe Rogan
  What do you think?
5. SGShane Gillis
  ... I don't know, when he says he saw that alien that one time, that kinda bothered me. But other than that-
6. JRJoe Rogan
  He didn't say he saw an alien.
7. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  He said he saw something that was in a chair and then these men were facing it. It was smaller than them, than them.
9. SGShane Gillis
  I think, I think he seems like he's telling the truth now.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  He said...
11. MNMark Normand
  Sounds like an illegal.
12. NANarrator
  Yeah, he... A Mexican, yeah.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  The way he's described it is like he was...
14. MNMark Normand
  (laughs)
15. JRJoe Rogan
  It could've been a doll. I don't know what it was. It could've been they were trying to figure out what size these things are.
16. SGShane Gillis
  (laughs) This guy's fucking with dolls.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  He goes, "I'm literally walking by looking at something in a 12 by 8 window."
18. NANarrator
  It happens.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  You know?
20. MNMark Normand
  I don't know, we shouldn't talk about it until something happens.
21. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
22. MNMark Normand
  It feels like just a lot of-
23. NANarrator
  Lot of jerking off.
24. MNMark Normand
  ... shit chat. A lot of jerking.
25. NANarrator
  Yeah.
26. SGShane Gillis
  I got the police called on me on New Year's. We do this Ecuador thing where you take an effigy, like s- put it like straw and like a shirt and jeans and you light it on fire and jump over it.
27. JRJoe Rogan
  Wait, what?
28. MNMark Normand
  What?
29. SGShane Gillis
  Yeah. We were doing ... it's just an Ecuadorian tradition. We were doing that-
30. MNMark Normand
  You're gonna ruin the party.
45:00 – 58:23
I think it was…
1. NANarrator
  Don, who's also here. Where is Don? Good job. Did you get him to do that? I think so.
2. MNMark Normand
  I think it was a 95%, uh, voter rate for Trump in Ohio.
3. NANarrator
  He's, he's fantastic. He helps. Thank you very much, John. Appreciate it.
4. SGShane Gillis
  What? Huh?
5. NANarrator
  Uh, Two Fellas Moving Company, and I wanna-
6. MNMark Normand
  That can't be true.
7. NANarrator
  ... thank the people within the Trump Organization-
8. JRJoe Rogan
  He's helping, it's a swing state.
9. MNMark Normand
  He's giving shout-outs.
10. NANarrator
  ... that helped us with all of the water we got from all of our different-
11. MNMark Normand
  Palestine.
12. SGShane Gillis
  Oh, okay.
13. NANarrator
  ... different-
14. JRJoe Rogan
  He's giving shout-outs to all the people that delivered water.
15. SGShane Gillis
  The new, the, the MAGA hats with the giant font is so fucking funny.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  They went even harder.
17. SGShane Gillis
  Dude, when I went to-
18. JRJoe Rogan
  They went harder.
19. SGShane Gillis
  I think I told you. Uh, uh, when I was in Mar-a-Lago, every dude there was wearing a flat brim that said M-A-G-A, like a bedazzled MAGA hat.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, my God.
21. NANarrator
  What are they doing, fashion?
22. SGShane Gillis
  It was fucking crazy.
23. MNMark Normand
  They're going in.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  What is Mar-a-Lago like?
25. SGShane Gillis
  So sick. (laughs)
26. NANarrator
  (laughs)
27. MNMark Normand
  (laughs)
28. JRJoe Rogan
  I tried to pretend. I was like, as soon as I got in there, I was like, "Yo, this is it. This is it." (laughs)
29. MNMark Normand
  Really?
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, but-

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