Joe Rogan Experience #1957 - Shane Gillis

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience. (drum roll)

   3. NANarrator0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (rock music)

   4. JRJoe Rogan0:14

      Hey. Hey. What's up, Jake?

   5. SGShane Gillis0:15

      Yo. (laughs)

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:15

      What's going on, baby?

   7. SGShane Gillis0:17

      Nothing, dude?

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:18

      It's been fun, huh?

   9. SGShane Gillis0:19

      That was crazy.

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:20

       Yeah. Last night was fucking awesome.

   11. SGShane Gillis0:23

       That was-

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:24

       Woo.

   13. SGShane Gillis0:25

       Sorry, I got allergies, dude.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:26

       Do you?

   15. SGShane Gillis0:26

       Hear my voice?

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:27

       Is that what's going on?

   17. SGShane Gillis0:28

       It's very scratchy, yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:29

       Is that the, uh ... Yeah, there's a lot of, like ... What is it, cedar? Is it cedar time?

   19. SGShane Gillis0:33

       As soon as I got down here, I got crushed.

   20. JRJoe Rogan0:35

       There's ragwood and cedar, and, uh, there's a l- ... Oh, ragweed? Ragweed. Ragweed and cedar and a bunch of shit going on in this town.

   21. SGShane Gillis0:42

       Oh.

   22. JRJoe Rogan0:43

       I'm lucky I don't get it.

   23. SGShane Gillis0:45

       Really?

   24. JRJoe Rogan0:45

       Yeah, I don't get allergies.

   25. SGShane Gillis0:46

       Ugh. I get fucking destroyed, dude.

   26. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       My family gets it, though.

   27. SGShane Gillis0:49

       I had to wear ... During COVID I got like a lake house, like right when it was starting, and it was, you know, it was March, April, so it was crazy. I had to wear fucking ski goggles when we were out on the boat.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:00

       (laughs)

   29. SGShane Gillis1:00

       Dude, I was getting shitfaced (laughs) wearing full ski ...

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:03

       (laughs)
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   (laughs) …

   1. SGShane Gillis15:00

      grade, we were like, "No, dude."

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:02

      (laughs)

   3. SGShane Gillis15:03

      "Stop trying to rape us." (laughs)

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:04

      Every neighborhood-

   5. SGShane Gillis15:05

      Yeah. (laughs)

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:05

      ... has a guy.

   7. SGShane Gillis15:07

      Yeah. I didn't even realize the other guy. We had two guys. The other guy was... his, uh... he had a tricycle with his name on the, uh, license plate, like a fake license plate on the front of his tri... it was a sick tricycle.

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:18

      Man.

   9. SGShane Gillis15:18

      But he would come around and he would just... he would speak gibberish, but every once in a while it would get kinda sexual. Like he would come over and just be like, "Do you like pancakes?"

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:25

       (laughs)

   11. SGShane Gillis15:26

       We're like, "Yeah, dude. We love pancakes." He's like, "Do you ever put syrup on your pancakes?" Like, "Yeah." He's like, "You ever put syrup down your pants? You ever rub syrup all over your..." (laughs)

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:34

       (laughs) Outta nowhere.

   13. SGShane Gillis15:36

       Dude, stop. Stop. And then he'd just keep tricycling, dude.

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:39

       Jesus Christ.

   15. SGShane Gillis15:41

       He's beast. I, he... I don't know if he ever got... I don't know if they ever actually got anyone.

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:44

       Sometimes it just doesn't work and they just keep swinging.

   17. SGShane Gillis15:46

       They just keep swinging.

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:48

       Forever.

   19. SGShane Gillis15:48

       Fuck it, dude.

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:49

       (laughs)

   21. SGShane Gillis15:50

       They're fucking...

   22. JRJoe Rogan15:52

       (coughs)

   23. SGShane Gillis15:52

       And there was always like... it was on, it was always on To Catch a Predator. They would always catch like a mentally handicapped guy and there was always a part of me like-

   24. JRJoe Rogan15:59

       Yeah.

   25. SGShane Gillis16:00

       Come on.

   26. JRJoe Rogan16:01

       Well, they were all-

   27. SGShane Gillis16:01

       Obviously you gotta get them, but-

   28. JRJoe Rogan16:03

       Everyone was off on that show.

   29. SGShane Gillis16:05

       Yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:05

       Do you think you could do that show today?
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Yeah. Spencer Brown, beast.…

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      the world would be?

   2. SGShane Gillis30:01

      Yeah. Spencer Brown, beast. (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:03

      6'8", 311.

   4. SGShane Gillis30:04

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:04

      What the fuck?

   6. SGShane Gillis30:05

      I'm watching him play like-

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:07

      Fucking ridiculous.

   8. SGShane Gillis30:08

      ... fucking video games.

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:09

      It's ridiculous.

   10. SGShane Gillis30:09

       All mushrooms watching a 6'8" dude play-

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:12

       Dude.

   12. SGShane Gillis30:13

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:14

       The, that, that, that gene line of those strong men, of those guys like Derek Wolfe, those gigant- like Thor, the-

   14. SGShane Gillis30:22

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:22

       ... Game of Thrones guy, the Mountain from Game of Thrones.

   16. SGShane Gillis30:25

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan30:25

       Like that's a gene line of like the people who conquered the world with axes.

   18. SGShane Gillis30:30

       (laughs) That's what that is.

   19. JRJoe Rogan30:32

       It's so nuts that that wasn't that long ago.

   20. SGShane Gillis30:34

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan30:35

       That's what's really crazy, right? Like, at any point in time in the world, in any one moment, things can break out that are real similar to the way life was during the Viking days.

   22. SGShane Gillis30:45

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan30:46

       It just doesn't happen very often. You know, b- it breaks off less and, less and less over time. But it's still there in us. And if it wasn't for football (laughs) -

   24. SGShane Gillis30:58

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan30:58

       ... and the UFC, and pro boxing, and, like, w- all those sports are like... It's like a bridge to civility. It's like a, a bridge to a, a peaceful civilization.

   26. SGShane Gillis31:12

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan31:12

       Especially martial arts. Like, a bridge to a peaceful civilization. Because you allow these people that have this fucking thing inside them to express themselves in a legal way-

   28. SGShane Gillis31:24

       Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan31:24

       ... and they're rewarded for it hugely.

   30. SGShane Gillis31:27

       Yeah. And you get to scream. You're like, "Yeah."
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Oh. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      over and over again. He just kept digging into his body.

   2. SGShane Gillis45:05

      Oh.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:05

      So the thing is, it's like Stipe is not Cyril Gane. Stipe's the most successful UFC heavyweight champion ever.

   4. SGShane Gillis45:15

      Jesus Christ.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:15

      He defended the title more than anybody.

   6. SGShane Gillis45:17

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:18

      Yeah, I know- I know that Francis knocked him out in his last fight, so people just will dismiss. They'll say, "Oh, it's maybe he's washed up," or, "Maybe these guys are better," or maybe, but that fucking guy's been counted out from the beginning.

   8. SGShane Gillis45:33

      Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:33

      I mean he fought Fabricio Werdum in Brazil and flat-lined him. That was when Fabricio was the fucking man. And, but Fabricio, like chased after Stipe, and Stipe just cracked him with a right hand and dropped him. It's like an ama- You ever see that fight?

   10. SGShane Gillis45:46

       No.

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:47

       Watch this. Stipe Miocic knocking out Fabricio Werdum. So Fabricio, this was like in Brazil. I'm pretty sure it was in Brazil, but it was when Fabricio was the heavyweight champion.

   12. SGShane Gillis45:59

       Okay.

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:59

       So Fabricio had submitted Cain Velasquez-

   14. SGShane Gillis46:02

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan46:02

       ... became the UFC heavyweight champion.

   16. SGShane Gillis46:04

       I gotta show you some football highlights.

   17. JRJoe Rogan46:05

       Okay.

   18. SGShane Gillis46:06

       I'll get you some good-

   19. JRJoe Rogan46:07

       Okay.

   20. SGShane Gillis46:07

       All right. (laughs) I'll get you some funny ones.

   21. JRJoe Rogan46:09

       So watch this, watch this- this fight. Fabricio Werdum just got real aggressive and started coming after him.

   22. SGShane Gillis46:16

       ... get those kicks when you throw a kick and you hit somebody's shit-

   23. JRJoe Rogan46:19

       Boom.

   24. SGShane Gillis46:19

       Oh. (laughs) ... and roll into the corner.

   25. JRJoe Rogan46:21

       Watch this.

   26. SGShane Gillis46:22

       ... aggressively attacking. What is he doing?

   27. JRJoe Rogan46:24

       Bro, how good is that?

   28. SGShane Gillis46:26

       Why was he doing that?

   29. JRJoe Rogan46:27

       Did you see that? Because he thought he could get to him. He thought he could get to him. And he also, he got stung there.

   30. SGShane Gillis46:31

       Oh, he thought he was hurt.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:10:59

   Just stop, dude. Stop.…

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      her house and she has a glass of wine already.

   2. SGShane Gillis1:00:03

      Just stop, dude. Stop. Trying to get me hard, dude. (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:04

      And next thing you know, they're sitting on the couch and she's talking to him, you know, "I'm concerned-"

   4. SGShane Gillis1:00:08

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:08

      "... 'cause some girls are bad and you know-"

   6. SGShane Gillis1:00:11

      You need a good girl.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:11

      "... sometimes a man just needs sexual release."

   8. SGShane Gillis1:00:15

      Stop, dude.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:16

      And then the kid's like, "What?"

   10. SGShane Gillis1:00:16

       This is a genre. I whack off to this. (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:18

       The kid's like, "Um, are you sure? I mean, is this okay? Is this like..." (gurgling)

   12. SGShane Gillis1:00:23

       Yes, it's okay. Stop, dude. (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:28

       (laughs)

   14. SGShane Gillis1:00:28

       Yes, it's okay.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:30

       (laughs)

   16. SGShane Gillis1:00:30

       (laughs) The, no one's gonna care.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:31

       Nobody feels bad about those porns.

   18. SGShane Gillis1:00:34

       No one is gonna care.

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:35

       If you show me a porn where there's like a 21-year-old guy banging a 45-year-old chick who lifts weights-

   20. SGShane Gillis1:00:40

       Awesome.

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:00:41

       ... I'm in. Nobody is getting hurt there.

   22. SGShane Gillis1:00:43

       Oh, you like jacked ladies?

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:00:44

       No. (laughs)

   24. SGShane Gillis1:00:45

       Yeah, you do.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:00:46

       I'm saying older ladies who work out.

   26. SGShane Gillis1:00:47

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:00:48

       I like them a little jacked.

   28. SGShane Gillis1:00:48

       A little jack's fun.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:00:49

       A little bit.

   30. SGShane Gillis1:00:50

       (sniffs)

Episode duration: 2:56:46