Joe Rogan Experience #1969 - Sam Tallent

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drumming music plays) Joe Rogan podcast.…

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drumming music plays) Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience.

   2. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music plays) Oh, wow. You have been running some talent. Get them headphones and join the fucking party. Get the microphone up about, like, a fist from your face. Yeah.

   3. STSam Tallent0:21

      Jamie, how's this? Do I sound powerful and elegant?

   4. NANarrator0:25

      You are.

   5. STSam Tallent0:25

      Thank you.

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:26

      Bro, you are powerful and elegant.

   7. STSam Tallent0:28

      Thanks, man.

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:29

      You are enough.

   9. STSam Tallent0:30

      (laughs) I appreciate that.

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       (laughs)

   11. STSam Tallent0:31

       I'm good enough.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:32

       I had a friend of mine, and, uh, she was asking me something just about comedy. And I go, "I just... I... You know, no one li-... I don't like my stuff. Like, no one likes their stuff."

   13. STSam Tallent0:42

       Mm-hmm.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:42

       "Like, you see it too much, it just, like, it gets in your head." And you're like, "Ugh." You're like, you gotta... I look at it like a hater, and she goes, "I just want you to know, no matter what, that you are enough." I go, "What?"

   15. STSam Tallent0:54

       (laughs)

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:54

       I go, "No, no, no. That's not what I'm saying." I'm not saying, like, like, I don't like my stuff, like I have a problem-

   17. STSam Tallent0:59

       Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:59

       ... like I'm a crazy per-... No, I'm just, like, that's just the process.

   19. STSam Tallent1:02

       Yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:02

       Like, I feel good.

   21. STSam Tallent1:03

       Right.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:04

       Like, if... But that thing that people say to people, "You are enough. I just want you to know that you are enough."

   23. STSam Tallent1:09

       Look, I don't need validation from you, lady. (laughs)

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:12

       (laughs) She's a nice lady.

   25. STSam Tallent1:13

       I'm sure she's a nice lady.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:13

       She's a very nice lady. She's not-

   27. STSam Tallent1:14

       But I don't think you're going to her to be like, "Can you hold my hand through this difficult period?"

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:18

       I think some people do do that to people, and they go fishing for that kind of response.

   29. STSam Tallent1:22

       Yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:22

       That, "You are enough." I'm like, "No, no, I'm, I'm okay."
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   I don't know. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      they start kissing?

   2. STSam Tallent15:01

      I don't know.

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:01

      Let's find that out.

   4. STSam Tallent15:02

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:02

      Let's take a guess. When do you think, uh, kissing was invented? What if it was like 1900? (laughs)

   6. STSam Tallent15:07

      Yeah. Whenever France became a country. (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:08

      What if like nobody kissed until like the 1900s?

   8. STSam Tallent15:11

      It was a revolution.

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:12

      I'm gonna guess, I'm gonna guess it's like some Mesopotamia shit.

   10. STSam Tallent15:16

       For sure.

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:16

       Yeah, I'm gonna guess that it started like thousands of years ago.

   12. STSam Tallent15:18

       Cradle of civilization.

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:20

       Yeah.

   14. STSam Tallent15:20

       I'd say pre-pyramids.

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:22

       Pre... Whoa.

   16. STSam Tallent15:23

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:23

       Strong.

   18. STSam Tallent15:24

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:24

       Strong guess.

   20. STSam Tallent15:25

       What else did you have to do back then?

   21. JRJoe Rogan15:27

       Be, uh, make a toothbrush? Like why would you kiss somebody?

   22. STSam Tallent15:30

       (laughs)

   23. JRJoe Rogan15:30

       That seems crazy. People just wanna fuck.

   24. STSam Tallent15:32

       They were figuring out what holes are safe, you know?

   25. JRJoe Rogan15:34

       That's true.

   26. STSam Tallent15:35

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan15:35

       But you could wash the body off, like eating pussy and blow jobs and stuff. That kinda makes sense. You just wanna get crazy.

   28. STSam Tallent15:41

       I think blow jobs happened before sex did. I bet you went mouth first.

   29. JRJoe Rogan15:45

       I doubt it. No.

   30. STSam Tallent15:45

       There was fur covered hole down there.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Yee-haw. …

   1. NANarrator30:00

      nothing, nothing is worse than not going after it.

   2. JRJoe Rogan30:05

      Yee-haw.

   3. STSam Tallent30:06

      Gets me fucking fired up, dude.

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:08

      Yee-fucking-haw.

   5. STSam Tallent30:09

      Yes.

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:09

      (clears throat)

   7. STSam Tallent30:11

      I had no regrets. I was eating out of dumpsters.

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:13

      Yeah.

   9. STSam Tallent30:13

      I was sleeping on floors.

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:14

       You ate out of dumpsters?

   11. STSam Tallent30:15

       Hell yeah, dude.

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:16

       What'd you get out of a dumpster?

   13. STSam Tallent30:17

       You'd go to 7-Eleven, and you would get... When they threw out the chicken wings and the pizza.

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:22

       Would you like... Did you time it-

   15. STSam Tallent30:24

       Yeah, he knew the time.

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:25

       ... so that as it hit the, the dumpster, you could get in there quick?

   17. STSam Tallent30:27

       There was a window, you know?

   18. JRJoe Rogan30:28

       (laughs)

   19. STSam Tallent30:29

       There was about a half hour to an hour when he knew he was gonna hit the dumpster.

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:31

       What's the best thing you ever got out of a dumpster?

   21. STSam Tallent30:33

       Croissants.

   22. JRJoe Rogan30:34

       Damn.

   23. STSam Tallent30:34

       And bagels in Upstate New York.

   24. JRJoe Rogan30:36

       Were they in the package still?

   25. STSam Tallent30:36

       No.... they were on trash.

   26. JRJoe Rogan30:38

       It was for free?

   27. STSam Tallent30:38

       Yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan30:39

       Oh, no.

   29. STSam Tallent30:40

       Yeah. Oh, no's right. But also, I didn't have a job.

   30. JRJoe Rogan30:43

       Oh, no.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   I'm trying to find…

   1. NANarrator45:00

      I'm trying to find the picture I saw. Uh-

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:02

      Where, is this some 4chan shit?

   3. NANarrator45:04

      A li- a li- a little bit, 100%. That's what I was-

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:08

      (gasps) (laughs)

   5. NANarrator45:08

      That's what I was trying to find. Real proof.

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:10

      A little bit. A little bit, 100%.

   7. NANarrator45:12

      (laughs)

   8. STSam Tallent45:12

      Jamie just went full QAnon.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:15

      (laughs)

   10. NANarrator45:15

       (laughs)

   11. STSam Tallent45:15

       That's where all the good stuff comes from.

   12. NANarrator45:16

       Where we go one, we go all.

   13. STSam Tallent45:18

       (laughs)

   14. NANarrator45:18

       He went all in. (laughs)

   15. STSam Tallent45:21

       You're through the looking glass, Jamie.

   16. NANarrator45:22

       Bro.

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:23

       (laughs)

   18. NANarrator45:24

       There's still, I feel like there's still stuff up with this that we're never gonna find out.

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:27

       I saw a dude recently with a jacket on, like a bomber jacket that said, "Where we go one, we go all."

   20. STSam Tallent45:31

       No. No, dude.

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:32

       Yes.

   22. STSam Tallent45:32

       You gotta give up, man.

   23. JRJoe Rogan45:33

       We did, we went all in.

   24. STSam Tallent45:34

       (laughs) Yeah, you guys lost.

   25. JRJoe Rogan45:36

       I met some lady. I met some lady in, um, in Aspen. And, uh, she was with her, her daughters. She was like, in her probably early 60s. And, uh, she comes up to me, "I love you."

   26. STSam Tallent45:48

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan45:48

       I am so... I'm like, "Oh, thank you. That's so nice to you." She goes, "And Donald Trump's our real president."

   28. STSam Tallent45:52

       (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan45:52

       I'm like, "He's definitely not."

   30. STSam Tallent45:54

       (laughs)
5. 1:00:00 – 1:03:08

   Yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      if defensive linemen-

   2. STSam Tallent1:00:02

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:02

      ... were running around, they're jacking and eating people.

   4. STSam Tallent1:00:04

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:05

      You know what I'm saying?

   6. STSam Tallent1:00:06

      Yeah. (laughs) If Warren Sapp got loose.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:08

      Yes, yes.

   8. STSam Tallent1:00:09

      (laughs) They just shove Warren Sapp out of a window.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:11

      Bro.

   10. STSam Tallent1:00:11

       Ndamukong Suh for sure has eaten someone.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:13

       Deric Wolfe was in here the other day.

   12. STSam Tallent1:00:14

       Oh, yeah, former Bronco.

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:16

       Former Viking.

   14. STSam Tallent1:00:17

       Former Bronco.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:17

       Did fucking go back in the li- lineage.

   16. STSam Tallent1:00:19

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:19

       There's not a doubt in my mind that somewhere in his ancestry there was a bunch of people on a fucking boat-

   18. STSam Tallent1:00:25

       Sure, yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:25

       ... waiting to cut people's heads off.

   20. STSam Tallent1:00:27

       Uh-huh.

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:00:27

       100%.

   22. STSam Tallent1:00:28

       He's a berserker.

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:00:29

       100%. Now imagine if guys like him were like that falcon just running around jacking smaller things.

   24. STSam Tallent1:00:37

       (laughs)

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:00:37

       Like how could ... (laughs) Not that much different. A guy like him eating a guy like me-

   26. STSam Tallent1:00:44

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:00:44

       ... is not that much different than a falcon taking out a crow.

   28. STSam Tallent1:00:47

       No, I think he-

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:00:48

       Not that much different.

   30. STSam Tallent1:00:49

       (laughs) Not that different.

Episode duration: 2:59:57