Joe Rogan Experience #1972 - Jim Breuer

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. The Joe Rogan Experience. (drumming music)

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) Jim motherfucking Brewer.

   4. JBJim Breuer0:16

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:17

      Good to see you, my brother.

   6. JBJim Breuer0:18

      You too, man. I feel like I'm- I feel like I'm seeing, um, like a high school friend.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:24

      I know.

   8. JBJim Breuer0:24

      And I've been out of high school for a long time.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:26

      But when we met, we were, like, fresh out of high school.

   10. JBJim Breuer0:28

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:28

       When we met, we were in our early 20s.

   12. JBJim Breuer0:30

       Yeah, we were really young.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       Yeah.

   14. JBJim Breuer0:32

       We were young.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:33

       Bro, we've been friends for, like, 31 years.

   16. JBJim Breuer0:36

       Dude. (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:36

       So crazy. Or maybe 32. It might be 32 years.

   18. JBJim Breuer0:40

       Yeah, but, well, I've been married-

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:41

       It's, like, '91?

   20. JBJim Breuer0:42

       ... 30.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:42

       Yeah.

   22. JBJim Breuer0:43

       And I wasn't married. I was with the same girl.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:46

       Yeah, yeah.

   24. JBJim Breuer0:47

       And so that was at least-

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:47

       So, like-

   26. JBJim Breuer0:47

       ... 31, 32 years ago.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:49

       ... at least 31, 32 years ago. Yeah. (laughs)

   28. JBJim Breuer0:53

       Bro, and you-

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:54

       (laughs)

   30. JBJim Breuer0:55

       ... you cracked me up then and you crack me up now.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Yeah. …

   1. JBJim Breuer15:00

      Canada. It doesn't fucking matter. All I know is you're in a cage and this one goes really high, really high, right?

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:09

      Yeah.

   3. JBJim Breuer15:10

      So I'm like, you know what, it's fucking h- uh, the kids, this one's seven, I'll be cool. We got in, uh, I don't think I made it to halfway and then they started with the shaking and the fucking shaking and I, I've, I've, I was so scared I threatened my child's li- I told them I was gonna punch their fucking faces in.

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:34

      (laughs)

   5. JBJim Breuer15:34

      I sw- I swear to God. I'm screaming going, "I will punch your fucking face in right now."

   6. NANarrator15:41

      (laughs)

   7. JBJim Breuer15:41

      "I swear to God." And my wife's like, "Jame, stop." And that was it, man. That was it. Shut my eyes, fucking I'm never tempting heights ever again in my life.

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:50

      (laughs)

   9. JBJim Breuer15:50

      I don't need to. I'm 55, I'm done. Fucking done.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:54

       It's not necessary.

   11. JBJim Breuer15:55

       It's not necessary. I don't need it.

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:56

       You're having a job where you re- literally risk your life climbing scaffoldings and hanging on while you're screwing things in. Bro.

   13. JBJim Breuer16:03

       It's crazy.

   14. JRJoe Rogan16:04

       It's hard work, man.

   15. JBJim Breuer16:05

       That's man stuff.

   16. JRJoe Rogan16:06

       Shout out to all the construction workers out there listening to this.

   17. JBJim Breuer16:09

       That's man stuff.

   18. JRJoe Rogan16:09

       That's, that's, that's real work.

   19. JBJim Breuer16:10

       That's man stuff.

   20. JRJoe Rogan16:11

       That taught me, that was like one of the most important things about me becoming a comedian. (laughs) Having like really hard labor jobs and realizing like I don't wanna do this. Like I gotta, I gotta figure something out.

   21. JBJim Breuer16:23

       Yeah. My dad was sanitation. I'd watch, I, I'd watch him and like, "I don't know if I can..." You know, I'd watch people working all day, like, "I don't know if I can do this, dude."

   22. JRJoe Rogan16:34

       Also, imagine if you're doing sanitation, okay, and you're grabbing garbage cans and you're throwing them in, what are you smelling all day?

   23. JBJim Breuer16:42

       Pff.

   24. JRJoe Rogan16:43

       What are you smelling all day and how, how can that not be bad for you, right?

   25. JBJim Breuer16:47

       Right.

   26. JRJoe Rogan16:47

       Like toxic fumes, if you work in a factory, you have to have fucking the respirator thing on and the masks. W- how is, how is that okay that these garbagemen are just breathing in toxic fumes all day? If you can smell it-

   27. JBJim Breuer17:02

       Yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan17:02

       ... it means it's getting in your body.

   29. JBJim Breuer17:04

       And they, and they were all like, his whole crew were all World War II guys. So they all came back.

   30. JRJoe Rogan17:08

       Mm.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

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   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      that it stops viral replication in vitro.

   2. JBJim Breuer30:03

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:03

      That there's studies on it, the fact that it stops yellow fever. It stop... People get all these parasites, it kills them.

   4. JBJim Breuer30:09

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:10

      You're so stupid.

   6. JBJim Breuer30:11

      Oh my God.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:12

      It was one of the dumbest things.

   8. JBJim Breuer30:13

      (laughs) It was so great.

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:14

      But how could you, how could anyone ever trust them now when you know that this is how they treat something as so easily provable of being false, and what doesn't make any sense? Like, the attack literally makes no sense. Y- you should be asking, "Hey, how'd you get better so quick?"

   10. JBJim Breuer30:30

       ... exactly.

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:31

       And I got the, the hard one supposedly, that's the Delta. Like, how'd you get better so quick?

   12. JBJim Breuer30:36

       Won't you... Th- that is common sense.

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:38

       Common sense. But instead-

   14. JBJim Breuer30:40

       But how, how did they create this-

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:41

       Because this one narrative thing, the thing that Dr. Malone talked about. Instead of like saying, "Ho, oh, what kind of life choices is he making? What medicines did he take? What are, what are monoclonal antibodies? What, what is IV vitamins? How does that help when you're sick? You know, what, what, can you take that, when you're normal sick or is it just COVID that it helps?" Like, IV zinc, IV vitamin C and D and B, all that shit is fucking amazing for you.

   16. JBJim Breuer31:06

       Do you think that enough people realized... Because that's the thing, if you're just hanging out with someone... If, if you hang out with me, and eventually I start lying to you all the time, are you gonna take anything I say seriously?

   17. JRJoe Rogan31:19

       Right, it's over. Yeah.

   18. JBJim Breuer31:20

       Who in your life do you know that-

   19. JRJoe Rogan31:22

       That lies all the time-

   20. JBJim Breuer31:23

       ... that lies-

   21. JRJoe Rogan31:23

       ... that you take seriously?

   22. JBJim Breuer31:24

       ... and you take seriously?

   23. JRJoe Rogan31:25

       None, no one.

   24. JBJim Breuer31:25

       So now that every media group that exist lied right to your face, right to... Like, while they were doing it, they were, they... Someone had to have been writing and going, "Oh my God, this is like such dick stuff, but I love being a fucking dick."

   25. JRJoe Rogan31:43

       You know what it's like? The corporations, we want to think of them as being these impossibly large machines that make money, and they are, but they're just run by people.

   26. JBJim Breuer31:55

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan31:56

       And some people are dorks. And those dorks get important jobs and they put Dylan Mulvaney on a Bud Light can.

   28. JBJim Breuer32:06

       (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan32:07

       That's what it is. These are dorks. And you see the response that Bud had, the most recent response? It's, it's like the fucking dumbest pro-America rah, wah, rah, rah. Like, we don't know who you really are now. There's like interviews with the lady who was the, the head of Bud Light talking about why they did it and about the old sort of frat culture attached to Bud Light. Dismissing-

   30. JBJim Breuer32:34

       (laughs)
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Yeah. …

   1. JBJim Breuer45:00

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      Yeah.

   3. JBJim Breuer45:00

      And I remember I was in the balcony. I'm like, I'm... And I'm laughing like, "Ha-ha-ha. Dude, is he just fucking..."

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:06

      Yeah.

   5. JBJim Breuer45:07

      Like, "Hey, tomorrow I'm coming away with a Texas thing. I wanna see, I wanna see how it's going."

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:11

      Uh...

   7. JBJim Breuer45:11

      It was really funny, though. But, like, yeah. I feel like I need a truck. I, I... Yeah. I like the, the little bit of the, um... I like the hillbilly thing going on.

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:22

      Well, if you want a truck that never breaks, get yourself a Toyota. Get yourself, like, uh, one of those, uh, Tacomas. They make great little trucks. If you want a little truck. If you want a bigger truck, get yourself a Tundra. Those fucking things never break, man.

   9. JBJim Breuer45:37

      Ooh.

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:38

       There's something about T- the Toyotas' build quality. I know so many people that have Tacomas. They never have a problem with those things. Never. They just drive. They just go.

   11. JBJim Breuer45:47

       Everyone says Toyota is the... If you do-... If you want a car or a vehicle that's gonna last a long time-

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:53

       Yes.

   13. JBJim Breuer45:53

       ... do the Toyota.

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:54

       Yes.

   15. JBJim Breuer45:55

       And it took a while with my dad 'cause my dad would just, he wouldn't do it, and then finally, I think his last car was a Toyota Camry.

   16. JRJoe Rogan46:00

       So much of our cars are built overseas anyway.

   17. JBJim Breuer46:02

       Yeah. Jesus Christ.

   18. JRJoe Rogan46:02

       Parts and stuff.

   19. JBJim Breuer46:03

       Who cares?

   20. JRJoe Rogan46:03

       It's like, the reality is, like, they build Honda NSXs in Ohio. You know? They were, it weren't... Wasn't it in Ohio?

   21. NANarrator46:10

       It was, yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan46:11

       Yeah. They mean, like, that's a Japanese car being made in America. Like, there's, there's a world market when it comes to cars. There's no... Like, if you wanted to have a car that's like a really American-made car, Tesla is about as close as you get. And even Tesla, of course, the batteries don't come from America. Like, the, the minerals don't come from America. There's... You know. You wanna get an American car? Get an old car. That's, that's a real American car. Get a 1969-

   23. JBJim Breuer46:38

       With a stick shift?

   24. JRJoe Rogan46:38

       ... Camaro.

   25. JBJim Breuer46:40

       One of them stick shifts or something.

   26. JRJoe Rogan46:42

       Yeah, fucking... (imitates engine revving)

   27. JBJim Breuer46:44

       (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan46:45

       Just driving down the Tallahassee highway.

   29. JBJim Breuer46:47

       Yes.

   30. JRJoe Rogan46:47

       Yeah.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:14:14

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   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      him apart.

   2. JBJim Breuer1:00:00

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:01

      It's horrible.

   4. JBJim Breuer1:00:01

      It's horrifying.

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:02

      Yeah.

   6. JBJim Breuer1:00:02

      But that's your... Not the horrifying part, but that's your peace. That's your going away. Uh, I'm learning that from hunters, where a lot of the hunters... I shouldn't say a lot, like, it's a... The ones that I know, it's, it's not only, it's not so much the hunt. I mean, yes, it's the hunt, but it's also being out there in nature, in the wild, just you and nature, and that, that just completely reboots everything about you.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:31

      Yeah, that's certainly a part of it. That's certainly a part of it. There's a lot of things-

   8. JBJim Breuer1:00:35

      Because you-

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:35

      ... going on out there. It's also, like, there's a connection to the, the actual cycle of life. Like, you'll stumble upon a dead animal that, you know, has been torn apart by something.

   10. JBJim Breuer1:00:46

       Right.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:46

       And we, we were in, uh, British Columbia once, and, uh, we stumbled upon this, uh, cow, uh, moose, or this calf rather-

   12. JBJim Breuer1:00:54

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:54

       ... that had been torn apart by wolves. And we... it's just all hair and bones, and it's... it's just wild.

   14. JBJim Breuer1:01:00

       Yeah, you see... that, that's another reason why I like...... to... I like going to Africa, you know, on a safari.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:01:07

       Yeah.

   16. JBJim Breuer1:01:07

       Going to... I love... It just... It snaps you back into reality.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:01:11

       Yeah.

   18. JBJim Breuer1:01:12

       This is, this is true life. This is true nature.

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:01:15

       Yeah.

   20. JBJim Breuer1:01:15

       And we-

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:01:15

       We've created something really weird with cities. And-

   22. JBJim Breuer1:01:18

       Weird?

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:01:19

       ... because we're so adaptable, because people are so adaptable, we've adapted to city life, and it is so unsustainable. (laughs) It's just such a-

   24. JBJim Breuer1:01:27

       It is.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:01:27

       It's such a weird way to live, 'cause you can't get your food that way. The food has to be shipped in every day, constantly. There's no, like... The real way to live is to live around your food. That's the way to live. The real (laughs) way to live is to live, like, real close by to your food.

   26. JBJim Breuer1:01:41

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:01:42

       When you're (laughs) ... When you... Everything is getting shipped in-

   28. JBJim Breuer1:01:44

       Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:01:44

       ... and it has to go up in an elevator to get to the 50th floor-

   30. JBJim Breuer1:01:47

       (laughs)

Episode duration: 3:11:35