Joe Rogan Experience #1972 - Jim Breuer

Narrator 0:00 (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

0:04 The Joe Rogan Experience. (drumming music)

Joe Rogan 0:06 Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) Jim motherfucking Brewer.

Jim Breuer 0:16 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 0:17 Good to see you, my brother.

Jim Breuer 0:18 You too, man. I feel like I'm- I feel like I'm seeing, um, like a high school friend.

Joe Rogan 0:24 I know.

Jim Breuer 0:24 And I've been out of high school for a long time.

Joe Rogan 0:26 But when we met, we were, like, fresh out of high school.

Jim Breuer 0:28 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 0:28 When we met, we were in our early 20s.

Jim Breuer 0:30 Yeah, we were really young.

Joe Rogan 0:31 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 0:32 We were young.

Joe Rogan 0:33 Bro, we've been friends for, like, 31 years.

Jim Breuer 0:36 Dude. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 0:36 So crazy. Or maybe 32. It might be 32 years.

Jim Breuer 0:40 Yeah, but, well, I've been married-

Joe Rogan 0:41 It's, like, '91?

Jim Breuer 0:42 ... 30.

Joe Rogan 0:42 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 0:43 And I wasn't married. I was with the same girl.

Joe Rogan 0:46 Yeah, yeah.

Jim Breuer 0:47 And so that was at least-

Joe Rogan 0:47 So, like-

Jim Breuer 0:47 ... 31, 32 years ago.

Joe Rogan 0:49 ... at least 31, 32 years ago. Yeah. (laughs)

Jim Breuer 0:53 Bro, and you-

Joe Rogan 0:54 (laughs)

Jim Breuer 0:55 ... you cracked me up then and you crack me up now.

Joe Rogan 0:57 We had a good fucking time. We had a good time back then and we had a good time last night, dude. Last night was so much fun. God, that club is just such a fun hang.

Jim Breuer 1:05 I love seeing you enjoy life. I love seeing you enjoy life. And watching you... It's like... What I love about you is, you- you've never changed and you always... You love comedy, you love standup comedy. And to see you just eating, breathing, talking, living, loving standup. Bro, you would- you would- you would fucking go in the- in the main room. I get there, right? And you're cha- crashing, crashing. I'm watching the ba- I'm watching the balcony like a sk- like a- like a 15-year-old going... (laughs) Bro, that felt good for me. You know when you're able to watch a- another guy and laugh your fucking balls off? And then you, and then you come inside and you're talking more comedy with all the dudes in there. And then, and then, and then you go in the little room and you're telling me... 'Cause dude, I'm way out of my element last night. It's p- I was just like this whole time, like, "What the fuck is going on right now?"

Joe Rogan 2:13 (laughs)

Jim Breuer 2:13 Like, "Holy shit."

Joe Rogan 2:14 You slipped right into it. Come on, man.

Jim Breuer 2:17 Well-

Joe Rogan 2:18 You- you felt like you belonged at that place.

Jim Breuer 2:20 ... I did, but I was- Huh?

Joe Rogan 2:20 You felt like you th- you belonged at that place. Like immediately, the moment you went on stage.

Jim Breuer 2:25 I, well-

Joe Rogan 2:25 We were in the balcony watching you. I was crying. That was the best impression of me I've ever seen anybody do. (laughs)

Jim Breuer 2:31 (laughs) Well, it's fascinating watching you.

Joe Rogan 2:33 That's how ridiculous I am.

Jim Breuer 2:35 Well, that's why- I'm in the green room and you're just- you're- you're ch- you know, the guys are talking about fighting and you're just like- just- just every move, you're like, "Dude, you gotta go slow. It's repetitions. You go wah, wah, wah. And then wah, wah, wah, and then you strike up at them, but you always stay right here." And all of them were watching you, like, "I'm watching you, like, d-" Dude, you could- you could sell me probably going into the UFC for this one fight.

Joe Rogan 3:00 Pussy. (laughs)

Jim Breuer 3:01 Fucking captivating. It was a- I had a real- I really had a good time. But I- I- I gotta say-

Joe Rogan 3:06 But a lot of those guys are getting into martial arts, you know?

Jim Breuer 3:07 Huh?

Joe Rogan 3:07 It's- A lot of those guys are getting into martial arts, you know, because, th- like, guys are trying jujitsu. It's- it's really interesting because it's like they're realizing, like, there's something to that. There's something to doing that thing, that very difficult physical thing, it makes you better at other stuff.

Jim Breuer 3:23 I want to do it and I didn't commit to it yet because I know-

Joe Rogan 3:26 You should go with Joey. (laughs) Joey loves it. Joey Diaz? He does jujitsu all the time.

Jim Breuer 3:31 But he's in Jersey, right?

Joe Rogan 3:32 Yeah, you're not in Jersey anymore.

Jim Breuer 3:33 I'm in Florida now.

Joe Rogan 3:34 You're in Florida now. There's plenty of places in Florida I could set you up with.

Jim Breuer 3:36 There is plenty, but-

Joe Rogan 3:37 Oh my god, Florida's filled with, like, high-level jujitsu.

Jim Breuer 3:40 But what I was gonna s- what I was gonna say was, it's- it- knowing what you're capable of definitely- definitely adds to everything about you, the way-

Joe Rogan 3:51 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 3:52 ... your whole day goes about. Like, it- there's ab-

Joe Rogan 3:54 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 3:54 It creates a- a fearless, if that makes sense.

Joe Rogan 3:56 Well, it's just like- it gives you more of an understanding of other stuff. Like, if you get good at s- a thing that's hard to do, it gives you a better understanding of how to get good at other stuff.

Jim Breuer 4:06 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 4:07 Not just- and they- even life.

Jim Breuer 4:08 And discipline?

Joe Rogan 4:08 And just life in general. Like, j- j- having a difficult thing that you do in your life I think makes the rest of life easier. I really do. And I think- I think we're just- humans are so adaptable, man. You look at people that live in horrible conditions and they seem fine. Like, you ever see, like, these videos of these villages where these kids are playing and there's just dirt, there's nothing else, and they're just kicking around a- a homemade soccer ball, laughing and giggling?

Jim Breuer 4:31 Joe, let- so- so last year- two years ago, we go on a big vacation, right? I t- I like going to Africa. I like... And we're- we go to this tribe. And-

Joe Rogan 4:42 What part of Africa did you go?

Jim Breuer 4:43 This one was in Kenya. It was right outside of Kenya. And we flew into Nairobi, it was just outside of Kenya. Um, but remember when you were a kid and, like, you'd build a fort? Like, if me and you were hanging out, we're 12 years-

Joe Rogan 4:56 Right.

Jim Breuer 4:56 ... 12 years old, telling you, like, "Oh, you want to build a fort?" "Yeah." "Okay." You're gonna end up getting, like, "Okay, I got a- I- I got a trash can."

Joe Rogan 5:03 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 5:04 "I got my dad's jacket. I got the hood of a car." And we're get- and we love... And then- and then once you build the fort, then you're inside and you're, like, "This is where we're gonna cook." Dude, that's what these guys lived in. And they lo- they were... It was like watching kids play fort and they were just so proud. I went in... I'll show you a picture later.

Joe Rogan 5:24 Wow.

Jim Breuer 5:24 It's so fucking cool. You go in and they... It- that's all they got and... I think that when you say that it's all they got, it's a misconception.

Joe Rogan 5:33 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 5:34 They have everything they-

Joe Rogan 5:35 Because they- they exist just like we exist.

Jim Breuer 5:36 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 5:36 Like, they're alive and thriving just like we're alive and thriving. It's just a- to- completely different way of living. A hunter-gatherer's way of living apparently, when you talk to... And I'm not- I'm not talking about, like... Let's be real clear, I'm not talking about, like, third world people who live in, like, rural poverty.

Jim Breuer 5:53 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 5:53 I'm- I'm talking about hunter-gatherers.

Jim Breuer 5:55 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 5:55 I'm talking about people that exist off the land.

Jim Breuer 5:57 Right.

Joe Rogan 5:58 The- there's something about that they think resonates with people because that's how we evolved. And so when people do that, they're very happy.... like they had a really interesting docuseries on Vice back in the day called HeinMo's Arctic Adventure, and it's about this guy, HeinMo Korth. I hope I saying, I'm saying his name right. I think I am. And this dude, um, m- moved up to, uh, the Arctic in, like, the 1970s and he's been there ever since. This dude doesn't have a tele- he's got a TV with, like, VHS tapes and he watches movies occasionally. He- he saw about 9/11, he saw a photo of 9/11. He's still never seen the planes go into the towers. And this guy moved up there and met this woman, this indigenous woman, and, uh, had a- a family with her. And it's- and- and this fucking guy lives in, like, a log house that's in the middle of the woods and he's surrounded by grizzly bears. He had to kill a grizzly bear on camera in the middle of this thing. The grizzly bear was coming to kill his- his dog or eat his caribou or something. They- no, it's killed one of his dogs in the past. Like, you could have your dogs tied up outside to bark, to make sure that they know when bears are coming.

Jim Breuer 7:10 Right.

Joe Rogan 7:10 And a bear ate his fucking dog. The dog was tied up, they came back, the- the dog was dead, just pieces of it. Like, and this guy lives like this, and he's li- and he's so happy, but he's also super intelligent. So when this guy's talking, he's explaining how, "I think this is how people are supposed to live."

Jim Breuer 7:26 W- w- well, not only that too, but knowing that your life, or any life can end at any moment, at any time. I think y- when you have a reality that just how- how delicate all of life is-

Joe Rogan 7:43 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 7:44 ... you have a different perception and you take... and you look at things a lot differently. Like you- you- you lose someone-

Joe Rogan 7:49 For sure.

Jim Breuer 7:49 ... you truly love... This fucker knows a- all of them are vulnerable, including self.

Joe Rogan 7:55 He lost his baby. He lost a two-year-old baby. It fell out of their boat-

Jim Breuer 7:59 Tssh.

Joe Rogan 7:59 ... in the rapids.

Jim Breuer 8:01 Tssh.

Joe Rogan 8:01 I mean, this is how difficult their life is that they're forced to hold a two-year-old baby in the rapids.

Jim Breuer 8:07 Hmm. Well, that-

Joe Rogan 8:09 Like, they- there's no other way to do it. They have to get through.

Jim Breuer 8:12 Right.

Joe Rogan 8:12 So, everyone has to survive. And the-

Jim Breuer 8:14 It's like-

Joe Rogan 8:14 ... the thing tipped over.

Jim Breuer 8:16 It's like, well, and we live in our world where a two-year-old gets cancer-

Joe Rogan 8:21 Right.

Jim Breuer 8:21 And you gotta watch that kid go through things and have-

Joe Rogan 8:24 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 8:24 ... 10, 15, uh, operations.

Joe Rogan 8:27 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 8:27 And then you finally lose them. It's- it's, uh, life... That's the part, like, doesn't matter, part of me wants to go back to that. Uh, I know it's gonna be a battle, but there is part of me that feels like, that- this should be the new school. But is there- is there a mix between living that way and like, "Hey, man, let's go get some- let's go get some pizza and burgers."

Joe Rogan 8:50 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 8:51 "Let's- let's go see a fucking movie."

Joe Rogan 8:52 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 8:53 Or let's go see... We don't have to get too nuts out here. Is there... Because I... Like, that's the new school, learning how to b- build a home.

Joe Rogan 9:02 Mm-hmm.

Jim Breuer 9:02 Learning how to live off the land.

Joe Rogan 9:05 Dude, you know what I saw that was fascinating the other day? They, uh, p- took apart this, uh, 100-plus-year-old Japanese building that was made with no nails.

Jim Breuer 9:17 So-

Joe Rogan 9:17 The craftsmanship is so insane. They have these wood cuts where they wedge into each other perfectly, and then they have a separate wedge that they put in each piece to secure it in place, and they built this house this way, with no nails, over 100 years ago.

Jim Breuer 9:35 Is this like the log cabin thing too, where you, like, you-

Joe Rogan 9:38 What is... No, but it's not like a log ca-... It's, like, perfect. Like, a log cabin, it's kind of rough.

Jim Breuer 9:43 Right.

Joe Rogan 9:43 You know, like, they do that and they make those cuts and they slide them in place, but it's a little rough. I'm talking about, like, this precision thin cuts on wood where they mesh together perfectly.

Jim Breuer 9:53 I saw this, I saw a complete opposite where they built into the ground.

Joe Rogan 9:58 Hmm.

Jim Breuer 9:58 And I- I don't know if it was, like, India or whatever, like, it- it- d- d... They had brown skin and they built this most incredible underground bedroom just from digging and placing things over certain areas. Bro, it was just-

Joe Rogan 10:16 So, they just went into a mountainside?

Jim Breuer 10:18 We have to... Y- it wasn't even a mountainside. He went i-

Joe Rogan 10:19 A hillside?

Jim Breuer 10:20 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 10:20 Where they went into the ground?

Jim Breuer 10:21 Went in the grou- and went first a-

Joe Rogan 10:22 Like a hobbit house?

Jim Breuer 10:23 Yes.

Joe Rogan 10:24 Wow.

Jim Breuer 10:24 It was so cool.

Narrator 10:26 Here's a...

Joe Rogan 10:27 Yeah, this is it. Look at how they did this.

Jim Breuer 10:28 This is-

Narrator 10:29 Okay.

Joe Rogan 10:29 This is the Japanese construction. Isn't that insane? Look how they've made these fucking perfect cut wedges, and they just slide into each other, and they had this whole building built like this. There's no nails. And it w- it existed like this perfectly for 100 years. So they're deconstructing it. I'm- I'm hoping that they're gonna reconstruct it. I don't know what they're doing.

Jim Breuer 10:53 So how old is this thing?

Joe Rogan 10:55 Over 100 years old, I believe. 100 years ago. Yeah, uh, i- i- w- it's joinery.

Narrator 11:00 When I was looking it up, it says that that's how they did construction in Japan back then.

Joe Rogan 11:04 It's amazing.

Narrator 11:04 They have a bunch of videos showing this stuff.

Joe Rogan 11:06 It's amazing, because it's not like they didn't have nails back then. But what's fascinating about someone who's willing to commit to building stuff like this, it's like, this is engineering.

Narrator 11:18 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 11:18 This is art. This is architecture. I mean, these guy- look at how they're doing this, man. When they're making all these things slide into each other and secure in place with wedges. This is incredible.

Narrator 11:30 They said they're bug repellent too. They treat it with... Oh, treated with bug repellent.

Joe Rogan 11:34 That probably gives you cancer. Like, what kind of bug repellent? That stuff's so nasty. When I did construction, I used to have to carry pressure-treated lumber. And, uh, you- you'd- c- 'cause that was a grunt. And pressure-treated lumber, you get splinters in you.

Jim Breuer 11:46 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 11:46 And you- you- you're basically getting inoculated with (laughs) some chemical.

Jim Breuer 11:51 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 11:51 Like, what the fuck is pressure-treated lumber pressure-treated with? It does... It smells terrible.

Jim Breuer 11:56 (laughs) It's amazing.

Joe Rogan 11:57 We have to- we used to have to car-... I- I had one job that I had during the summer with my friend Jimmy Lawless. He got me a job working for his construction company.

Jim Breuer 12:05 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 12:05 And Jimmy was a carpenter at the time and I was a laborer. And, uh, we had to build a Knights of Columbus ramp, and it was just carrying pressure-treated lumber and cement all day.

Jim Breuer 12:15 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 12:15 Dude.

Jim Breuer 12:16 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 12:16 I did two weeks and then I was-

Jim Breuer 12:17 How old are you? How old are you?

Joe Rogan 12:18 I guess I was 18. Yeah, somewhere around 18.

Jim Breuer 12:21 It's the last thing you wanna be doing.

Joe Rogan 12:22 Yeah. I was like, "Fuck this."

Jim Breuer 12:24 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 12:25 'Cause I had like entertained some romantic ideas of going into construction, you know, be like a thu- a f- good thi- but I wasn't interested in it, you know. I was like, I did a lot of construction gigs 'cause my stepdad was an architect, so I was always on construction sites when I was a kid. But, uh, the, that, that is fucking hard work, man.

Jim Breuer 12:42 Du- that, that's a whole different level of work. That's a-

Joe Rogan 12:44 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 12:45 That is, you're getting up early. You're using every muscle in your body. I did that for like three days tops, I think.

Joe Rogan 12:53 (laughs)

Jim Breuer 12:53 I'm not even kidding. My frie- th- here's, what happened to me was, he goes, um, "You know, we're working on this," whatever building, I don't know, it was a chur- whatever it was. I'm petrified of heights, all right, so I was fine on the ground gathering things and bringing shit. But when he was like, "Okay, take this screw gun and then you're gonna go up the scaffold and fucking..." I went, "What?"

Joe Rogan 13:16 Yeah, no harness.

Jim Breuer 13:17 So... Right.

Joe Rogan 13:18 No nothing.

Jim Breuer 13:18 No nothing.

Joe Rogan 13:18 Just climb that thing. (laughs)

Jim Breuer 13:20 So I stood there. I stood there, and every time he was looking, it looked like I was eh, and then he caught on like 15... He's like, "Brew, you haven't even... Kid, you haven't even gotten one in." I'm like, "Ah, fu- uh, fuck's sake."

Joe Rogan 13:34 (laughs)

Jim Breuer 13:34 And then he calls you out, "Are you afraid of heights?"

Joe Rogan 13:36 (laughs)

Jim Breuer 13:36 "Are you fucking serious right now?"

Joe Rogan 13:38 Yeah. Are you afraid of dying?

Jim Breuer 13:39 "Joe, you bring this guy who's afraid of fucking heights? I'm sorry."

Joe Rogan 13:43 That's called being intelligent.

Jim Breuer 13:44 Bro.

Joe Rogan 13:45 You're supposed to be afraid of heights.

Jim Breuer 13:46 Petrified.

Joe Rogan 13:47 Petrified.

Jim Breuer 13:48 Petrified.

Joe Rogan 13:49 Dude, when I watch those Alex Honnold videos of that guy climbing the mountains where it's like at this angle. He's like literally hanging on with his fingers and toes, crawling his way thousands of feet above the rocks. Like what are you doing?

Jim Breuer 14:01 Wh- what about the guys in the buildings?

Joe Rogan 14:03 Jesus Christ. Oh yeah.

Jim Breuer 14:04 Like buildings just like...

Joe Rogan 14:05 Uh, James Kingston sent me this. This is him.

Jim Breuer 14:08 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 14:08 Like this crazy fucker.

Narrator 14:10 My hands are sweaty. I almost dropped my phone.

Joe Rogan 14:11 This crazy fucker. Look what he's doing, man. This is not good. Like look at this way he's gotta climb this thing.

Narrator 14:18 Holy shit.

Jim Breuer 14:19 Oh my.

Joe Rogan 14:21 Yeah, what in the fuck is... What the fuck are you doing, bro? And he's barefoot. My feet would be so sweaty. I would be slipping and sliding all over the place.

Narrator 14:29 He just got to the top and he didn't even know what was gonna happen. He's like, "How do I do this?"

Joe Rogan 14:32 Yeah.

Narrator 14:33 He's fucking stuck.

Jim Breuer 14:34 What?

Joe Rogan 14:34 Oh Jesus Christ, I can't look at that.

Jim Breuer 14:38 Take it away. Take it away. Take it away.

Joe Rogan 14:40 So...

Jim Breuer 14:41 Stop it.

Joe Rogan 14:42 So, that's called being intelligent though.

Jim Breuer 14:44 Well, uh, so I remember one time I was with my kids. I'm with the family and we go and the kids really wanna go on this, um, Ferris wheel, all right? But I think... I wanna... I don't remember where it was. It was definitely in the... Uh, maybe it was Canada. It doesn't fucking matter. All I know is you're in a cage and this one goes really high, really high, right?

Joe Rogan 15:09 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 15:10 So I'm like, you know what, it's fucking h- uh, the kids, this one's seven, I'll be cool. We got in, uh, I don't think I made it to halfway and then they started with the shaking and the fucking shaking and I, I've, I've, I was so scared I threatened my child's li- I told them I was gonna punch their fucking faces in.

Joe Rogan 15:34 (laughs)

Jim Breuer 15:34 I sw- I swear to God. I'm screaming going, "I will punch your fucking face in right now."

Narrator 15:41 (laughs)

Jim Breuer 15:41 "I swear to God." And my wife's like, "Jame, stop." And that was it, man. That was it. Shut my eyes, fucking I'm never tempting heights ever again in my life.

Joe Rogan 15:50 (laughs)

Jim Breuer 15:50 I don't need to. I'm 55, I'm done. Fucking done.

Joe Rogan 15:54 It's not necessary.

Jim Breuer 15:55 It's not necessary. I don't need it.

Joe Rogan 15:56 You're having a job where you re- literally risk your life climbing scaffoldings and hanging on while you're screwing things in. Bro.

Jim Breuer 16:03 It's crazy.

Joe Rogan 16:04 It's hard work, man.

Jim Breuer 16:05 That's man stuff.

Joe Rogan 16:06 Shout out to all the construction workers out there listening to this.

Jim Breuer 16:09 That's man stuff.

Joe Rogan 16:09 That's, that's, that's real work.

Jim Breuer 16:10 That's man stuff.

Joe Rogan 16:11 That taught me, that was like one of the most important things about me becoming a comedian. (laughs) Having like really hard labor jobs and realizing like I don't wanna do this. Like I gotta, I gotta figure something out.

Jim Breuer 16:23 Yeah. My dad was sanitation. I'd watch, I, I'd watch him and like, "I don't know if I can..." You know, I'd watch people working all day, like, "I don't know if I can do this, dude."

Joe Rogan 16:34 Also, imagine if you're doing sanitation, okay, and you're grabbing garbage cans and you're throwing them in, what are you smelling all day?

Jim Breuer 16:42 Pff.

Joe Rogan 16:43 What are you smelling all day and how, how can that not be bad for you, right?

Jim Breuer 16:47 Right.

Joe Rogan 16:47 Like toxic fumes, if you work in a factory, you have to have fucking the respirator thing on and the masks. W- how is, how is that okay that these garbagemen are just breathing in toxic fumes all day? If you can smell it-

Jim Breuer 17:02 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 17:02 ... it means it's getting in your body.

Jim Breuer 17:04 And they, and they were all like, his whole crew were all World War II guys. So they all came back.

Joe Rogan 17:08 Mm.

Jim Breuer 17:09 They all just came back from that. They all hook each other up.

Joe Rogan 17:11 Right, and they all got jobs doing that, solid jobs.

Jim Breuer 17:13 Solid job.

Joe Rogan 17:15 I mean, maybe they don't smell it too much.

Jim Breuer 17:17 No, they smelled it.

Joe Rogan 17:18 Maybe the way they do it now.

Jim Breuer 17:18 He'd come home smelling like pure ass.

Joe Rogan 17:21 It seems like-

Jim Breuer 17:22 Ass and dog shit. It was horrifying.

Joe Rogan 17:23 There's certain jobs where like, Jesus Christ, like how, how do you pro- protect people like that in a pandemic? Like you can't stop them from working. They, they, they just... Isn't it funny that like certain people this, were allowed to keep working? Like criti-

Jim Breuer 17:38 Dude, don't, don't get me started on that shit.

Joe Rogan 17:39 Well what's weird is like they, they had jobs that were deemed critical.

Jim Breuer 17:43 That was my favorite.

Joe Rogan 17:44 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 17:45 We will tell you what jobs are essential.

Joe Rogan 17:48 What was the essential? Yeah, so that meant-

Jim Breuer 17:50 Essential.

Joe Rogan 17:50 ... if you were nonessential, like you didn't contribute to society, you were nonessential.

Jim Breuer 17:55 We will decide who is essential.

Joe Rogan 17:58 The weird thing is that podcasting was essential.

Jim Breuer 18:01 It was very essential.

Joe Rogan 18:02 But it was.

Jim Breuer 18:03 Yes it was.

Joe Rogan 18:04 Like it was, it was listed as, 'cause it's entertainment. The show must go on.

Jim Breuer 18:08 The show must go on.

Joe Rogan 18:09 People need to be entertained.

Jim Breuer 18:11 Meanwhile, we didn't know we were part of the sub show.

Joe Rogan 18:13 Yeah, we were part of a weird show.

Jim Breuer 18:15 Yes.

Joe Rogan 18:17 I remember the early days, like, uh, Dana White wanted to put on an event and, uh, they were saying, "No, you can't have events anymore."

Jim Breuer 18:26 With CO- because of COVID?

Joe Rogan 18:26 Yeah. Because of COVID. He's like, "Shut the fuck up. I'm gonna find a place for this." And then eventually, we, uh, wound up doing it indoors with no audience eventually. It was a few months in, they wind up doing, uh, we did a show in Jacksonville, I believe. I belie-... It was definitely Florida. I think it was Jacksonville. And, uh, no, uh, no audience in an arena. It was wild.

Jim Breuer 18:47 Hm. I remember that.

Joe Rogan 18:48 It was weird 'cause it was a big ass arena. And, you know, there's just us and everybody's weirded out. (laughs)

Jim Breuer 18:55 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 18:55 Like such a small amount of people. And everybody's like, "Are we gonna die?" Like is this like, "What the fuck is this?" It was like the early days of the pandemic. Everybody was still really weirded out by it.

Jim Breuer 19:04 You know, it was, it was very frustrating for me because I just came off of like the, uh, you know, Impractical Joker cruise. I just toured... I, I left Metallica and then did my own tour. So all I thought about was, okay, all those tours that were out there, all those bands, thousands of bands are touring everywhere. And all of a sudden, in March, we're like, "Everything's shut." But up until February, you had thousands of different bands, all the meet and greets, all the hotels, all the airlines, all the partying. And no one, no, no one out of that, you never heard anyone dying. And I, I saw... I, I would do meet and greets, have people coughing on me. I didn't know anyone dying. And I'm not saying people didn't die. We're not saying that because they get pissed like, "Are you..." Is someone right now going, "Are you saying someone didn't die?" Sorry. No, dude. It's not what I'm saying.

Joe Rogan 20:06 You want to hear the most fucked up statistic that I've heard recently? 74% of hospitalizations and deaths could have been prevented... Is it 74%? Is that the number? With vitamin D. If people had adequate levels of vitamin D.

Jim Breuer 20:19 Bro, you're-

Joe Rogan 20:19 I don't know if that's real, but I, I read this whole report on it and I was like, if that's, that, if that number's real, and they knew that vitamin D was essential to fighting off diseases, if they knew that it was essential to immune system and they didn't tell everybody, they didn't just scream it from the rooftops, "Hey, there's this cheap thing that you can get and it really protects you. It helps you a lot. It's great for your..." It's actually a hormone, right? And it's great for you. You should go out in the sun and get it naturally if you can. But if you can't, you need to get some of this vitamin D. It's really gonna help you.

Jim Breuer 20:51 Bro, when I, and I would tell everyone, I would, I would get into debates-

Joe Rogan 20:56 You have to define that.

Jim Breuer 20:57 I would, I would...

Narrator 20:58 I'm trying.

Joe Rogan 20:58 Okay.

Jim Breuer 20:58 I would... I just got in, I just got in it with a, with a, a friend and, you know, PP Luv. And I go, you're... The example of when you got sick, right? And then you come on and you say, "Hey, this is what I did and blah blah blah and blah," and, "Hey, it helped me," right? That's all you did.

Joe Rogan 21:17 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 21:18 Now, if... And it's such an... It's how nobody sees that moment, if the world is in such utter despair from a disease or, or whatever you wanna say, is killing everyone. Now, let's, let, let's say it wasn't that and we, we, we didn't have the news. You just heard people go, "Oh my God, everyone's dying. Everyone's dying." And, and they're like, "Well, what do we gotta do about it?" "You have to get a shot in the neck. You gotta get the shot." "Well, is there any other..." "No, there's no-" And then out of nowhere, someone goes, "Hey, man, I ate this plant." I'm not saying no... I'm just telling you. "I ate this plant and this berry. Actually, it kind of tastes normal. I ate the berry and then I did like 10 jumping jacks and fucking stood out in the sun for an hour and I, I don't know which was the remedy, but it helped." You think one person will go, "Whoa, dude, wh- what did you do?" Not one human being. And when you saw the vicious attack...

Joe Rogan 22:19 Well, it was a coordinated response. It's like, it's very clear why they did it. They did it because I said that I got better and I wasn't vaccinated.

Jim Breuer 22:27 Dude.

Joe Rogan 22:28 And I got better quick.

Jim Breuer 22:29 Anyways.

Joe Rogan 22:29 And they were mad. And so the best thing they did, the dumbest thing they did was say I took veterinary medicine.

Jim Breuer 22:34 (laughs) Oh my God.

Joe Rogan 22:35 When they're talking about a drug that is in the World Health Organization's list of essential medicines.

Jim Breuer 22:41 I-

Joe Rogan 22:41 It's like bili-... They've had billions of prescriptions, not like 100,000. Like, billions of prescriptions of ivermectin.

Jim Breuer 22:48 I get so pissed at some of my hero... Like, you know Terry Bradshaw? Sorry to bring up his name. I can't look at him anymore. I can't look at him anymore. He's on Fox.

Joe Rogan 22:58 What did he do?

Jim Breuer 22:59 NFL and he's like, "I mean, let's face it. (laughs) They're horse pills."

Joe Rogan 23:05 Ugh.

Jim Breuer 23:05 I'm like, "Uh, dude, they bought you too?"

Joe Rogan 23:07 He just didn't know. He doesn't know. He's probably one of those guys that's scared of the disease, he's an older guy, and they have a heightened level of anxiety when it comes to this and they think that people are being irresponsible. That's what they really believe. He, he just, he just is misinformed. That's all it is.

Jim Breuer 23:23 You're right.

Joe Rogan 23:23 He, he just didn't know that it, like, this, this narrative that there's only one way to deal with this and that this way is actually gonna stop it. Well, if it is gonna stop it, why do you care who gets it? You should just get it 'cause if you get it, that means that no one else is gonna... You're never gonna get it. Everybody who gets the shot is never gonna get it. That was the narrative. That was a lie from the beginning and now we're realizing that it was a lie. Everybody realizes it was a lie now. Like, we were... I was talking to someone last night that got... Had COVID really fucking bad after being vaccinated. Like, really bad. Two weeks wrecked.

Jim Breuer 23:55 So I have a, I have a, a great friend, uh, and his daughter, college, gets the shot. She ends up emergency room and she's got blood clots on her liver.... and they're all like, you know, "What do you think of it?" "Well, you know, she, she rows a lot on the row team," and like, are you r- are you really, you're really gonna believe that's what it was?

Joe Rogan 24:31 Well, people do anything to not blame it on the vaccine. Like, when there's an injury, like, people wanna find all sorts of other reasons. If there was any other thing that came along that was a new, novel remedy for things, and then there was this host of side effects that were attached to it, people would wanna be investigating those side effects. But because this thing came along during the pandemic, and what Robert Malone talks about, where you, you have one solution that's presented to a problem that's isolating society, people are literally trapped, and this one thing is offered up as a solution. And anything that's opposing that gets attacked, because everybody does the work of the propaganda machine. The regular people do that work, because they genuinely believe that you're a knucklehead if you don't go and get vaccinated, and you're gonna fuck this up for everybody, and we're never gonna get back to work.

Jim Breuer 25:26 Right.

Joe Rogan 25:26 So, they have that in their head, and that's their narrative. He just never looked... He's an old guy.

Jim Breuer 25:30 Okay.

Joe Rogan 25:31 He just probably wasn't looking into it, and he really thought that he was probably doing the right thing encouraging people to go get it.

Jim Breuer 25:37 I will... I, I get that.

Joe Rogan 25:40 You know what I'm saying?

Jim Breuer 25:40 And I, I totally get that 100%. Um...

Joe Rogan 25:45 But...

Jim Breuer 25:46 But...

Joe Rogan 25:47 (laughs)

Jim Breuer 25:48 I feel like people like him and everyone that have been out there, even the ones that believed everything, and that's okay, 'cause they got scared, and I get it.

Joe Rogan 25:59 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 25:59 There's still ladies on air. There's still masks on planes. You can tell they're scared.

Joe Rogan 26:06 So exhausting. That shit's so exhausting.

Jim Breuer 26:06 They're scared. They got 'em. But, um, they need to understand, it's like when you do... when you, when you get... when you're humbled. "Hey man, I might have been... Maybe I shouldn't have said that."

Joe Rogan 26:18 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 26:18 It's all cool. I, I don't... But I guess by their actions, I still feel it. But, um, what, what makes me crazy is, isn't that a well-orchestrated, marketed, funded way to murder at the end of the day? Like, to purposely keep people from getting healthy, and actually stopping people? What if your, if your mother, that you... that's your angel in your life, and what's being forced and threatened and ridiculed and shamed is that child or that husband, and they do it... And the people that created all this, let's not pretend they don't exist, the people that created this, they knew exactly what they were doing, 'cause they planned this in steps. You're not that smart to pull this off without really putting a lot of logic into this. And to me, that's murder. I don't know how you explain it any other way.

Joe Rogan 27:32 Well, what it, what gets really creepy is if they're ignoring evidence on certain things that could be beneficial, because those things are not gonna earn them money. 'Cause then you lose all, all trust in them, because, like, all you're offering up is a pharmaceutical remedy for whatever the situation is. You're not saying that there's any other things that can help. When we know that human bodies... There's a lot of things going on, man, and your nutrient levels are very important. Your metabolic health is very important for your immune system. All those things are connected and together. And to think that the way to fix that is only an injection, says who? And why are we listening to people that say that? Anybody that says that is crazy.

Jim Breuer 28:20 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 28:20 The whole thing is important. All of your health is important. If y- We, we should be encouraging people to be fit and healthy and to, to make healthy food choices and to take supplements and to exercise regularly and to, like, meditate. All those things are, are as good as medicine. If that w- if what you could get from being healthy was available in a medicine, it would be the most popular medicine in the fucking world. If you... What you could get from being a fit, healthy, happy person, holy shit would that be a valuable medicine. And you can get it for free. That's, that's available. You just gotta do it. And they don't tell you that, 'cause they don't really give a fuck about your health.

Jim Breuer 29:03 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 29:03 They give a fuck about you following the rules. And if you follow the rules, especially in pertaining to this one, then they make a fuck load of money, and they have no accountability. And that's what it is.

Jim Breuer 29:16 It's unbelievable.

Joe Rogan 29:17 That's what it is. And so, when someone like me says, "Hey, I got better real quick," they're like, "Oh, you fucking idiot, you're taking horse dewormer."

Jim Breuer 29:24 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 29:24 They're all saying it on CNN. So, CNN lies. Now you know they lie, 'cause they knew I wasn't taking veterinary medicine. They knew that the guy who invented it literally won the Nobel Prize.

Jim Breuer 29:35 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 29:35 It's so dumb. That's one of the dumbest checkers move ever. It's l- it's... You know what is? It's like playing chess, and you just run your king out to the middle of the table.

Jim Breuer 29:45 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 29:45 "Fuck you, man. You're taking horse medicine. We're just gonna repeat it over and over again. No one's gonna know the difference." No one's doing the research, the billions of human prescriptions, the fact that it's an antiviral, that it stops viral replication in vitro.

Jim Breuer 30:03 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 30:03 That there's studies on it, the fact that it stops yellow fever. It stop... People get all these parasites, it kills them.

Jim Breuer 30:09 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 30:10 You're so stupid.

Jim Breuer 30:11 Oh my God.

Joe Rogan 30:12 It was one of the dumbest things.

Jim Breuer 30:13 (laughs) It was so great.

Joe Rogan 30:14 But how could you, how could anyone ever trust them now when you know that this is how they treat something as so easily provable of being false, and what doesn't make any sense? Like, the attack literally makes no sense. Y- you should be asking, "Hey, how'd you get better so quick?"

Jim Breuer 30:30 ... exactly.

Joe Rogan 30:31 And I got the, the hard one supposedly, that's the Delta. Like, how'd you get better so quick?

Jim Breuer 30:36 Won't you... Th- that is common sense.

Joe Rogan 30:38 Common sense. But instead-

Jim Breuer 30:40 But how, how did they create this-

Joe Rogan 30:41 Because this one narrative thing, the thing that Dr. Malone talked about. Instead of like saying, "Ho, oh, what kind of life choices is he making? What medicines did he take? What are, what are monoclonal antibodies? What, what is IV vitamins? How does that help when you're sick? You know, what, what, can you take that, when you're normal sick or is it just COVID that it helps?" Like, IV zinc, IV vitamin C and D and B, all that shit is fucking amazing for you.

Jim Breuer 31:06 Do you think that enough people realized... Because that's the thing, if you're just hanging out with someone... If, if you hang out with me, and eventually I start lying to you all the time, are you gonna take anything I say seriously?

Joe Rogan 31:19 Right, it's over. Yeah.

Jim Breuer 31:20 Who in your life do you know that-

Joe Rogan 31:22 That lies all the time-

Jim Breuer 31:23 ... that lies-

Joe Rogan 31:23 ... that you take seriously?

Jim Breuer 31:24 ... and you take seriously?

Joe Rogan 31:25 None, no one.

Jim Breuer 31:25 So now that every media group that exist lied right to your face, right to... Like, while they were doing it, they were, they... Someone had to have been writing and going, "Oh my God, this is like such dick stuff, but I love being a fucking dick."

Joe Rogan 31:43 You know what it's like? The corporations, we want to think of them as being these impossibly large machines that make money, and they are, but they're just run by people.

Jim Breuer 31:55 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 31:56 And some people are dorks. And those dorks get important jobs and they put Dylan Mulvaney on a Bud Light can.

Jim Breuer 32:06 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 32:07 That's what it is. These are dorks. And you see the response that Bud had, the most recent response? It's, it's like the fucking dumbest pro-America rah, wah, rah, rah. Like, we don't know who you really are now. There's like interviews with the lady who was the, the head of Bud Light talking about why they did it and about the old sort of frat culture attached to Bud Light. Dismissing-

Jim Breuer 32:34 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 32:34 ... the people and like the humor of the people that like Bud Light. And so they're gonna change that with, with this crazy attention whore-

Jim Breuer 32:42 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 32:43 ... on day 365 of being a woman. I mean, we are in a fucking-

Jim Breuer 32:49 What-

Joe Rogan 32:49 ... Cohen brothers movie. This is a Mike Judge movie.

Jim Breuer 32:51 You're 1,000% cor-

Joe Rogan 32:52 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 32:52 Like how does no, how does nobody else see what, what lunacy is going on right now?

Joe Rogan 32:58 It's such lunacy.

Jim Breuer 32:58 There's no other way to explain it.

Joe Rogan 33:00 Bro, you gotta watch this Bud Light commercial, this new Bud Light commercial. Find the new Bud Light commercial.

Jim Breuer 33:04 It's just, it's just like the-

Joe Rogan 33:04 This is like... It's the dumbest pro-America rah, rah. It's so stupid and cliché. It fucking, it hurts my feelings, it's so dumb. Listen, listen. (laughs)

Jim Breuer 33:16 Dude.

Joe Rogan 33:16 This is a company in deep shit, bro.

Jim Breuer 33:19 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 33:19 And they make things like this. Look, you got the prairies, the ocean. You got a Clydesdale running down the street.

Narrator 33:25 Let me tell you a story-

Joe Rogan 33:26 Whoa.

Narrator 33:28 ... about a beer-

Jim Breuer 33:30 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 33:31 (laughs)

Narrator 33:31 ... rooted in the heart of America.

Jim Breuer 33:33 Oh, psh, I'm just...

Narrator 33:35 Found in a community where a handshake is a sure contract.

Jim Breuer 33:39 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 33:40 What the fuck are you talking about?

Narrator 33:42 Rooted for those who found opportunity and challenge.

Joe Rogan 33:45 You know, I would respect them-

Jim Breuer 33:47 I know what this is.

Narrator 33:47 ... if they had this, and then Dylan Mulvaney just starts cartwheeling into the frame. (laughs)

Jim Breuer 33:53 It's just-

Narrator 33:53 "Day 368 of womanhood."

Jim Breuer 33:55 No, this is with some CEOs like, "Who's-

Joe Rogan 33:57 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 33:58 ... who's, who's in charge? Oh, he's 90 years old. Get him." And they come, "Well, this is how we used to do it."

Narrator 34:03 This is a story...

Jim Breuer 34:03 "You need the goddamn Clydesdales first of all."

Joe Rogan 34:05 Look at this. Look at this.

Jim Breuer 34:06 (laughs)

Narrator 34:08 This is beer. This is the story of the American spirit.

Jim Breuer 34:12 Oh, God.

Joe Rogan 34:12 Shut the fuck up.

Jim Breuer 34:13 Wow.

Joe Rogan 34:14 Shut the fuck up.

Jim Breuer 34:15 Holy shit.

Joe Rogan 34:15 Now I hate you more. (laughs)

Jim Breuer 34:19 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 34:19 Like, what are you doing?

Jim Breuer 34:21 You can't-

Joe Rogan 34:21 What is that? What was that?

Jim Breuer 34:23 You can't, you can't come out-

Joe Rogan 34:25 Bro.

Jim Breuer 34:25 ... in, in like chick's clothes and then turn around and bring a stallion out and be like, "I just see what I saw."

Joe Rogan 34:29 The problem is, th- If you let CEOs talk about stuff like that and give their opinions about stuff like that, then everybody knows who you are. So you can't just make this commercial. Like, "Where's this coming from?"

Jim Breuer 34:42 Right.

Joe Rogan 34:42 "Was this AI generated?" That's probably a ChatGPT 4.0 version of the perfect American commercial.

Jim Breuer 34:49 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 34:49 That's really what it is. That shit didn't have nothing to do with drinking Bud Light either, by the way. That was like, that made me want to move to Montana. Like, you wanna, wanna be in the mountains and see the dust and shit.

Jim Breuer 35:00 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 35:00 But that, that's like the dumbest commercial of all time.

Jim Breuer 35:03 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 35:03 But it's so obvious what they're doing.

Jim Breuer 35:06 It-

Joe Rogan 35:06 They're trying to like... They needed to let that sit for a little bit.

Jim Breuer 35:09 But that's what I'm saying. You don't have one or two guys on the board going, "I don't know if this is a good decision, bro."

Joe Rogan 35:16 I don't, I don't think they get to. I think that lady made a decision and she thought inclusiveness is important and, "We're gonna open up the brand to new people."

Jim Breuer 35:25 Or is this like, or is, or is this like a m-

Joe Rogan 35:26 (laughs)

Jim Breuer 35:26 Is this like an organized crime hit?

Joe Rogan 35:28 The thing is like, if she didn't make the, the thing about frat boy culture, if she didn't like kind of disparage... What was her exact quote? See if you can find her exact quote. She didn't disparage the, the f- the humor of the people that enjoy the product. Like, that is such a crazy move.

Jim Breuer 35:46 Well, that's what I'm saying. Is this like an organi- In my head, I go wacky, but-

Joe Rogan 35:51 But what I'm saying is like, if she just said like, "Everyone can like Bud Light." Like if, if that was her and she's like, "America is the freedom to be whoever the fuck you wanna be."

Jim Breuer 36:00 What did, what did you see?

Joe Rogan 36:01 If that's what they said, I'd be like, "Okay, great." She, she was, um, disparaging-

Jim Breuer 36:06 De- It was the, I know but it's-

Joe Rogan 36:06 She was talking about inclusivity and talking about like the sort of frat culture around Bud Light.

Jim Breuer 36:12 The CEO's name is Brendan Whitworth.

Joe Rogan 36:15 Is that the guy?

Jim Breuer 36:16 I don't know. It's like...

Joe Rogan 36:16 There was a woman saying... Yeah, see that's, that's a man, so th- this person was a woman.

Jim Breuer 36:22 That's weird.

Joe Rogan 36:22 Unless I'm misgendering them. Jesus Christ. Don't say it.

Jim Breuer 36:26 Um. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 36:27 Uh, it was a woman for sure. There's videos of her talking about it. There's videos of her, um, talking about why she made the decision to do this.... but it's, like, you can say that we want other people, like America's freedom, and you, the freedom to be whoever you want. If you wanna be a woman for day 368, that's your freedom too. But if you're doing that and trying to, like, change who buys the company and dismiss all the other people who buy the com- who buy the, the beer from the company, that's so dumb. That's, like, such a silly move.

Jim Breuer 37:01 Well, that's some s- it's so weird to me. I instantly always see mob hits.

Joe Rogan 37:06 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 37:07 N- n- I s- I see a mob hit just walking in like, "Your company's done." "What do you mean?" "Fucking done." "What do you mean?" Bang, bang, bang. Everyone's fucking out. Put on the, uh, thing that's gonna get rid of their crowd. You don't think you're fucked? "You'll never kill us." "Oh, really?" (fingers snapping) "Let's rodeo tape."

Joe Rogan 37:24 Oh, you mean, like, someone did it to try to kill Bud Light?

Jim Breuer 37:26 Dude, they're fucked.

Joe Rogan 37:28 I don't thi-

Jim Breuer 37:28 What a great hit. Bang, bang. Ugh.

Joe Rogan 37:31 That would be amazing if Heineken snuck in and did that to them.

Jim Breuer 37:33 Say Hi- someone came in there, like, "Put the, put the transitioning, fucking-

Joe Rogan 37:39 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 37:40 ... that the lady was a guy on there-

Joe Rogan 37:41 Like an agent provocateur.

Jim Breuer 37:43 ... who's gonna kill everybody."

Joe Rogan 37:44 Yeah, you have an agent inside the company-

Jim Breuer 37:45 We got the stats.

Joe Rogan 37:45 ... that tanks the company, and it turns out you're shorting them on the stock market.

Jim Breuer 37:49 Yeah, crushed, and then you're punching on the side-

Joe Rogan 37:51 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 37:51 ... and then you open up a different company that's really manly.

Joe Rogan 37:55 Yeah. I love that Elon Musk-

Jim Breuer 37:56 You're just moving assets.

Joe Rogan 37:57 Elon Musk and Bill Gates have a little dispute because Bill Gates shorts Tesla.

Jim Breuer 38:01 What?

Joe Rogan 38:02 He shorts it, meaning he, like, he, he banks on Tesla doing poorly.

Jim Breuer 38:07 (sighs)

Joe Rogan 38:08 And Elon, Elon and him have, like, a billionaire feud because of this.

Jim Breuer 38:12 Bro, that's-

Joe Rogan 38:13 (laughs)

Jim Breuer 38:13 That... (laughs)

Joe Rogan 38:17 He's petty. I love it.

Jim Breuer 38:19 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 38:20 I'm not petty, but I like when people are. (laughs)

Jim Breuer 38:26 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 38:26 I do. I enjoy it. I enjoy when people are petty.

Jim Breuer 38:29 Yeah, like, what do two billionaires, what are they, what are they upping each other on? Like, how do two billionaires-

Joe Rogan 38:35 I just, I don't, I just think it's, like-

Jim Breuer 38:36 ... up each other?

Joe Rogan 38:36 ... disrespectful for Bill Gates to short Tesla's position.

Jim Breuer 38:40 That's, that's a, that's a gangster move.

Joe Rogan 38:42 Yeah, it's also, it's not wi-

Jim Breuer 38:43 I'm not a fan of Bill Gates.

Joe Rogan 38:44 It's not a wise move, 'cause you know that, that company's gonna kill it. Wait til that goddamn Cybertruck comes out. Dude, let me tell you something, that is the coolest vehicle I've ever seen in person in my life.

Jim Breuer 38:55 What is it? What is it?

Joe Rogan 38:55 The Cybertruck from Tesla. It's a stamped steel, electric, all, off-road vehicle that's bulletproof. It could stop a .45 round. It's, you can raise and lower the height, so you can off-road on this fucking thing. It looks like it's 100 years in the future. When you're standing next to it, it is absolutely the coolest looking car I've ever seen. Like, you see it on, in pictures. Have you ever seen it in pictures?

Jim Breuer 39:23 No.

Joe Rogan 39:24 If you see it in pictures it looks fucking badass. But if you see it in person, you realize how big this thing is and then you get in it, it's fucking gorgeous. That's what it looks like. That's, when that thing comes out, you can't make enough of these fucking things. These goddamn things are gonna be everywhere. Everyone's gonna have a bulletproof car.

Jim Breuer 39:43 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 39:44 Like, Bill Gates is making a terrible choice. That's what it looks like.

Jim Breuer 39:48 Oh.

Joe Rogan 39:48 When you see it in real life, you just go, "Holy fucking shit."

Jim Breuer 39:53 What's the movie when they're, when they're... What's the famous movie?

Joe Rogan 39:56 Look at that fucking thing. Look at the size of the windshield wiper. That's one giant windshield wiper that goes across the whole screen.

Jim Breuer 40:02 It's like a tank-

Joe Rogan 40:03 Bro.

Jim Breuer 40:04 ... but without the, without the big cannons.

Joe Rogan 40:06 And it goes zero to 60 in three seconds.

Jim Breuer 40:09 And it goes out in the... Is it, like, a four wheel-

Joe Rogan 40:11 100%.

Jim Breuer 40:11 You know, it goes over rocks and all of that stuff?

Joe Rogan 40:13 Yes. Oh, yeah, it's flat because there's no drivetrain. There's no transmission in the center of the car.

Jim Breuer 40:18 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 40:18 So, the entire car is flat on the bottom. So, even if you have an off-road vehicle, you have axles, right?

Jim Breuer 40:23 Yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 40:24 And these axles, they st- they protrude, they stick down and so that, like, messes with your clearance. That's why the trucks are raised and that's why the tires are bigger. (horn honking) So, you can get o- (laughs) . That's 'cause you can get over more shit. What is this?

Narrator 40:35 It's some video of it driving.

Joe Rogan 40:36 Oh, video of it driving. Yeah, they, um, I went to visit the Gigafactory and they had it at the Gigafactory, and they had been off-roading in it so it was all covered in mud and shit. Dude, it's fucking amazing looking.

Jim Breuer 40:49 And it drives itself, probably?

Joe Rogan 40:51 Oh, yeah. It does everything.

Jim Breuer 40:51 Right?

Joe Rogan 40:52 What's this guy doing? Is he testing it?

Narrator 40:54 He's running a test, I think, yeah.

Joe Rogan 40:54 They're testing.

Narrator 40:56 Show you all

40:56 Yeah, it drives itself.

40:58 ... the stuff.

Joe Rogan 40:58 Mine drives itself.

Jim Breuer 40:59 I kinda can't wait for it just going, "Hey, man, bring me, bring me over, bring me to my, uh, kid's house today." (laughs)

Joe Rogan 41:07 It'll d- it's def- definitely gonna be able to do that in the future.

Jim Breuer 41:08 And I just sit in the back. So, I'm gonna take a nap. Can you wake me up when we get there?

Joe Rogan 41:12 We're probably about 10 years away from that, but it's gonna happen. It's gonna be everywhere. You can summon your car. Like, with, with Tesla, if it's in a parking lot, you can summon it to you. It'll come to your app.

Jim Breuer 41:25 Is it doing that now?

Joe Rogan 41:27 Yeah, it does it right now.

Jim Breuer 41:29 Wait.

Joe Rogan 41:29 You'll, you'll have it... It'll pull out of the parking spot.

Narrator 41:31 Have you tried it?

Jim Breuer 41:31 Come on.

Narrator 41:32 Have you used it?

Joe Rogan 41:33 No.

Narrator 41:33 Yeah, I tried it once, it didn't work.

Joe Rogan 41:34 Oh.

Narrator 41:35 But I was in another parking lot.

Jim Breuer 41:35 It'll come out of the...

Joe Rogan 41:36 I've watched people who do it on YouTube.

Narrator 41:37 And I've seen it, I've seen people do it, but I tried it.

Joe Rogan 41:39 I don't even use the-

Narrator 41:40 The one, the one time I tried it, it didn't work.

Joe Rogan 41:41 Honestly, I don't even use the auto-drive. When they gave us the new, uh, Beta, I, I fucked with it for a little bit, but I, I get uneasy with, like-

Jim Breuer 41:49 I don't, I can't-

Joe Rogan 41:49 ... I don't wanna not concentrate.

Jim Breuer 41:51 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 41:51 I want my hands on the wheel and I wanna concentrate.

Jim Breuer 41:54 Yeah, I had, there's a guy who, um, also a friend and he, he does all electric car stuff around the world and I remember the first time he got me one of those Teslas and he, he's like, "Look, you can..." And he kept turning around, and yes, it was steer-

Joe Rogan 42:09 Oh, don't do that, buddy.

Jim Breuer 42:09 And he would, he would go around a curb like, "Get out."

Joe Rogan 42:11 Don't do that, buddy.

Jim Breuer 42:11 I was like, "Pl- I just, I don't-

Joe Rogan 42:12 Don't do that.

Jim Breuer 42:13 ... I don't think I can do that."

Joe Rogan 42:14 Yeah, I keep my-

Jim Breuer 42:14 I can't do it.

Joe Rogan 42:15 I've, I've kept it on automatic before and just fucked around and, like, show people, "Look, it's driving itself." But-

Jim Breuer 42:20 Right.

Joe Rogan 42:20 ... I always... I'm not that trusting of it.

Jim Breuer 42:23 Me either. I can't-

Joe Rogan 42:23 Also, if people try to go in your lane and it doesn't recognize it, it panics. So, it'll, like, slam, like, it... Whereas you maybe would just slow down a little and the person would get, slide into your lane.

Jim Breuer 42:33 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 42:34 It does... It's like there's subtle understanding of, like, how fast this guy's going, whether this guy doesn't see me or whether they're being aggressive.

Jim Breuer 42:41 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 42:41 Like what's... There's different things you have to do and you, you can, you could avoid stuff without slamming on the fucking brakes-

Jim Breuer 42:46 Right.

Joe Rogan 42:47 ... and swerving into the oncoming lane.

Jim Breuer 42:48 My car does that. It'll, once in a while it just... And I don't even have the dr- do you know, automatic drive on or nothing like that, or cruise control. It'll be driving and all of a sudden it'll just, it jolts the-

Joe Rogan 42:58 It hits the brakes?

Jim Breuer 42:59 Dude, yes, it's-

Joe Rogan 43:00 What kind of car is it?

Jim Breuer 43:01 Honda Insight.

Joe Rogan 43:02 Mm.... we gotta get you out of that thing.

Jim Breuer 43:05 I know. Everyone tries to.

Joe Rogan 43:06 Jesus Christ.

Jim Breuer 43:06 I've always... I don't know if it's, like, a dorky thing-

Joe Rogan 43:09 What's wrong with you?

Jim Breuer 43:09 I always drive little shithead cars.

Joe Rogan 43:13 Why do you li- do you like them?

Jim Breuer 43:15 Uh, I just like, I, I just like fucking... I like trucks.

Joe Rogan 43:20 What kind of trucks?

Jim Breuer 43:22 Like a 150.

Joe Rogan 43:23 Why don't you get yourself a Raptor?

Jim Breuer 43:25 A Raptor?

Joe Rogan 43:26 Yeah. Jim Brewer-

Jim Breuer 43:28 Tell me about the Raptor.

Joe Rogan 43:29 ... in an F-150 Raptor.

Jim Breuer 43:31 A Raptor?

Joe Rogan 43:31 Yeah. You know about that?

Jim Breuer 43:33 Tell me about it.

Joe Rogan 43:33 It's a high-performance Ford F-150 off-road capable pickup truck that you can take around the street.

Jim Breuer 43:41 (laughs) Well, it-

Joe Rogan 43:43 You know, like, literally, like-

Jim Breuer 43:44 ... like Elon's truck?

Joe Rogan 43:45 Oh, yeah. It can do anything.

Jim Breuer 43:47 Really?

Joe Rogan 43:47 Oh, Raptors are super capable. Yeah, you could go Baja fucking Racing in one of those things.

Jim Breuer 43:51 For real?

Joe Rogan 43:51 You can go off-roading in them.

Jim Breuer 43:53 That's cool.

Joe Rogan 43:53 Oh, yeah. Raptors, like, from the factory, you can take that bitch off-roading.

Jim Breuer 43:57 Where are they gonna hit me for it?

Joe Rogan 43:58 They have crazy capabilities. That's a good question.

Jim Breuer 44:00 Where are they gonna hit me for that?

Joe Rogan 44:01 Show them, show them what it looks like. It's not gonna be cheap. Goddammit, you got that touring money. Let's go.

Jim Breuer 44:06 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 44:07 Let's go. You gotta spend some of that.

Jim Breuer 44:09 I have all women in my house.

Joe Rogan 44:10 Yeah. So he's spending it on-

Jim Breuer 44:11 Well, two of them are gone.

Joe Rogan 44:12 So that's where it's be- getting spent?

Jim Breuer 44:15 Well, it's some, it's some of the, some of it's coming back that they're out. One, the bank is shut.

Joe Rogan 44:21 Look at this thing. This is a Raptor.

Jim Breuer 44:23 Oh my... Oh, damn.

Joe Rogan 44:25 That's probably destroyed it.

Jim Breuer 44:26 See, I need that in Florida right now. In Florida-

Joe Rogan 44:28 I don't think that's good.

Jim Breuer 44:29 Well, the way that hit-

Narrator 44:30 90 feet's a little far.

Joe Rogan 44:32 Yeah, the way that hit, I thi- I think he blew his fucking car apart.

Jim Breuer 44:37 Bro, I got a little, too... You know, you, you said this thing last night. You, uh... It's very funny in your bit, right? But I found myself, I found myself like, "Dude, are you talking about Florida, bro?" (laughs)

Joe Rogan 44:50 (laughs) You, you are, like, a proud Floridian now.

Jim Breuer 44:53 Yeah, dude. Yeah, you said... I forgot what it was. You were like-

Joe Rogan 44:55 Yeah, I'll tell... Yeah, you'll ruin the bit if I-

Jim Breuer 44:57 Yeah, no. I'm not gonna... But, but, you, you just mentioned Florida-

Joe Rogan 45:00 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 45:00 And I remember I was in the balcony. I'm like, I'm... And I'm laughing like, "Ha-ha-ha. Dude, is he just fucking..."

Joe Rogan 45:06 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 45:07 Like, "Hey, tomorrow I'm coming away with a Texas thing. I wanna see, I wanna see how it's going."

Joe Rogan 45:11 Uh...

Jim Breuer 45:11 It was really funny, though. But, like, yeah. I feel like I need a truck. I, I... Yeah. I like the, the little bit of the, um... I like the hillbilly thing going on.

Joe Rogan 45:22 Well, if you want a truck that never breaks, get yourself a Toyota. Get yourself, like, uh, one of those, uh, Tacomas. They make great little trucks. If you want a little truck. If you want a bigger truck, get yourself a Tundra. Those fucking things never break, man.

Jim Breuer 45:37 Ooh.

Joe Rogan 45:38 There's something about T- the Toyotas' build quality. I know so many people that have Tacomas. They never have a problem with those things. Never. They just drive. They just go.

Jim Breuer 45:47 Everyone says Toyota is the... If you do-... If you want a car or a vehicle that's gonna last a long time-

Joe Rogan 45:53 Yes.

Jim Breuer 45:53 ... do the Toyota.

Joe Rogan 45:54 Yes.

Jim Breuer 45:55 And it took a while with my dad 'cause my dad would just, he wouldn't do it, and then finally, I think his last car was a Toyota Camry.

Joe Rogan 46:00 So much of our cars are built overseas anyway.

Jim Breuer 46:02 Yeah. Jesus Christ.

Joe Rogan 46:02 Parts and stuff.

Jim Breuer 46:03 Who cares?

Joe Rogan 46:03 It's like, the reality is, like, they build Honda NSXs in Ohio. You know? They were, it weren't... Wasn't it in Ohio?

Narrator 46:10 It was, yeah.

Joe Rogan 46:11 Yeah. They mean, like, that's a Japanese car being made in America. Like, there's, there's a world market when it comes to cars. There's no... Like, if you wanted to have a car that's like a really American-made car, Tesla is about as close as you get. And even Tesla, of course, the batteries don't come from America. Like, the, the minerals don't come from America. There's... You know. You wanna get an American car? Get an old car. That's, that's a real American car. Get a 1969-

Jim Breuer 46:38 With a stick shift?

Joe Rogan 46:38 ... Camaro.

Jim Breuer 46:40 One of them stick shifts or something.

Joe Rogan 46:42 Yeah, fucking... (imitates engine revving)

Jim Breuer 46:44 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 46:45 Just driving down the Tallahassee highway.

Jim Breuer 46:47 Yes.

Joe Rogan 46:47 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 46:48 Yeah. I never was a car guy, man.

Joe Rogan 46:50 I know that's sad. That saddens me so-

Jim Breuer 46:52 I know. Matter of fact, it's really sad. My first one was-

Joe Rogan 46:54 Look at that. Look at that.

Jim Breuer 46:54 ... a '73 Chevy Nova.

Joe Rogan 46:56 That's the, that's the last year of the NSX. They're canceling it, unfortunately.

Jim Breuer 47:00 That's your thing?

Joe Rogan 47:01 Oh, it's a beautiful car. I've never had one. I had the old one. I had an NSX from 2005, and I had one from, like, '96. I had two different ones in the past. One with the pop-up headlights and one with the fixed headlights.

Jim Breuer 47:14 And what do you-

Joe Rogan 47:15 But the one... I had-

Jim Breuer 47:15 ... you got now?

Joe Rogan 47:15 Those were, like, little s-... There was a re-... The one that I had was this cool little silver car. Like, they were all aluminum. They were, like, basically Ja- Japan's response to a Ferrari. That's what the NSX was.

Jim Breuer 47:28 What... When you were, when you were doing standup, what was your car?

Joe Rogan 47:31 When it came out? When I first-

Jim Breuer 47:32 Like, when you first started, what was your car?

Joe Rogan 47:33 Started out? I had shit boxes.

Jim Breuer 47:35 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 47:35 You know? I had, like, a Honda Accord. I had, like, a lot of terrible cars till I got some money. But that car was a fucking marvelous little car. They're worth a lot of money now 'cause people are realizing, like, how fun they are to drive. It's like a little go-kart. Mid-engine. It's not that fast, but it's, like, really exciting to drive. Very fun to drive.

Jim Breuer 47:54 The, the cars where I live in Naples, oh, my God. I didn't realize how poor I was till I moved to Naples.

Joe Rogan 48:00 Oh, really?

Jim Breuer 48:01 Shh... It's like-

Joe Rogan 48:02 Oh, yeah. That's, like, all billionaires and shit, right?

Jim Breuer 48:03 Dude, it's like, there's-

Joe Rogan 48:04 Rolls-Royces and-

Jim Breuer 48:05 ... there's at least three Bentleys just in my neighborhood. Do you know how crazy that sounds?

Joe Rogan 48:12 Yeah, that's crazy.

Jim Breuer 48:13 I've seen two my whole life, and there's three in the neighborhood, and I'm gonna-

Joe Rogan 48:17 You ever been in one of those?

Jim Breuer 48:17 ... and I'm going to buy one. I had an insight.

Joe Rogan 48:19 You ever been in one of those?

Jim Breuer 48:20 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 48:21 They're fucking worth it. (laughs)

Jim Breuer 48:24 (laughs) Sometimes you get inside-

Joe Rogan 48:25 Sometimes you get inside-

Jim Breuer 48:25 ... you feel like it's another timezone.

Joe Rogan 48:26 You sit in a Rolls-Royce, you go, "Okay, I didn't know why you spent all this money."

Jim Breuer 48:29 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 48:30 You look up, the ceiling is just like this with the stars. Like-

Jim Breuer 48:32 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 48:32 That is wild, dude. That's wil-... But there's something about that level of balling that's uncomfortable for me.

Jim Breuer 48:39 Is it?

Joe Rogan 48:39 Yeah. I don't ball like that.

Jim Breuer 48:41 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 48:41 That's too hard. You're balling too hard. (laughs)

Jim Breuer 48:44 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 48:44 It's like-

Jim Breuer 48:45 So am I going too soft with the-

Joe Rogan 48:47 No.

Jim Breuer 48:47 ... how it is? That's what I'm saying.

Joe Rogan 48:47 That's why I like muscle cars. Muscle cars, like, you're balling, but muscle cars are like... You know. Those are, like... That's a car that pretty much-... anybody who saves up money can get a version of a muscle car.

Jim Breuer 48:59 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 48:59 You know? It's like, you're not going to get a version of a new Ferrari convertible.

Jim Breuer 49:05 Right.

Joe Rogan 49:05 Right? You're not gonna get a version. But if you buy a '69 Camaro and you spend a ton of money on it and have it coming out looking cherry with amazing paint and wheels, but another kid has a, also has a '69 Camaro and he's working on it in his garage, like, that's an accessible car.

Jim Breuer 49:21 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 49:21 Like, his shit could have bondo on it, you know? It could have, you know, fucking old wheels and tires, but he's fixing things and t-... Like, that's a baller car. That's, like, an accessible car.

Jim Breuer 49:32 Damn.

Joe Rogan 49:33 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 49:33 I'm never gonna... I- I can't even... I'm not gonna be fucking baller. I don't know if I could ever be a baller.

Joe Rogan 49:38 Come on, Jim.

Jim Breuer 49:39 If I had a baller... D- you know what I really want? You know what I got into?

Joe Rogan 49:41 W- w- wait, show 'em that one.

Jim Breuer 49:41 That's dope.

Joe Rogan 49:42 Look at that.

Jim Breuer 49:42 Mustang Super Snake.

Joe Rogan 49:44 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 49:44 The Hummers.

Joe Rogan 49:44 Mustang Super Snakes, that's the convertible.

Jim Breuer 49:47 825 horsepower.

Joe Rogan 49:48 God damn, look at that thing.

Jim Breuer 49:50 See, that isn't... I don't-

Joe Rogan 49:51 That doesn't negate your dead car?

Jim Breuer 49:52 No.

Narrator 49:52 Hard top.

Joe Rogan 49:53 What? What's wrong with you? Go back to that.

Jim Breuer 49:54 I want something like a Hummer.

Joe Rogan 49:55 Go back to that convertible. That convertible excites me.

Jim Breuer 49:57 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 49:57 Does it?

Jim Breuer 49:58 It's a hard top convertible.

Joe Rogan 49:59 Yeah, I had a, uh, Shelby GT 500 convertible.

Jim Breuer 50:02 I don't even know what that is.

Joe Rogan 50:03 I fucking loved it. I loved it. It was like a 2011, I think I had, or '12. I had a Shelby GT 500 convertible. Oh, I loved it. I loved it. It was so crude-

Jim Breuer 50:16 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 50:16 ... and so loud and so, like, so silly. Like, any time you wanted when you were making a turn, you'd stomp on the gas, the ass end kicks out. I was like, "This car is so ridiculous."

Jim Breuer 50:25 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 50:25 It was so fun. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. It wasn't, like, the fastest, zero to 60, it didn't handle the best. It was just so much fun. The roar of the engine, I think it was like 500... Yeah, that's what I had. I think it was like fi-... No, I had the model right before that.

Narrator 50:44 2012.

Joe Rogan 50:44 (clears throat) I had the model before that. That was 2022?

Narrator 50:47 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 50:47 I had a 2011, I think I had.

Jim Breuer 50:50 That's awesome.

Joe Rogan 50:52 I loved it. Yeah, it looked like that. Fucking loved it. It was so much fun. It was like, it was... Like, you know, it wasn't the best built car, but it wasn't that expensive either. It's like, there, they're like... There's something about it, it's like you're in a thrill ride.

Jim Breuer 51:06 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 51:07 Like, you're not driving. Every time you were s- hitting on the gas, like, the top is down, right? So you hear everything. So you hear the (imitates engine revving) You- you're stomping on the gas, the fucking, the wind's in your face. Ah. It was so much fun.

Jim Breuer 51:21 You're n-... This is great. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 51:22 It was so much fun.

Jim Breuer 51:24 Uh, uh, s- yeah. But, the t- t- too much to-

Joe Rogan 51:26 We're an American band.

Jim Breuer 51:29 (laughs) I like playing that. Okay.

Joe Rogan 51:30 We're coming to your town, we'll help you party it down. We're an American band. You're fucking On The Highway, Jim Breuer.

Jim Breuer 51:37 Right.

Joe Rogan 51:37 (mimicking guitar) And I'm next to you in the Honda Insight blasting fucking Metallica.

Narrator 51:48 That is.

Joe Rogan 51:49 No remorse. No regret.

Jim Breuer 51:50 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 51:52 Come on, man. I want you to picture yourself, Jim Breuer.

Jim Breuer 51:55 I want a Hummer.

Joe Rogan 51:55 You know, I want you in a red convertible s-... Buy a 2012, you can still get 'em. And people have 'em and they're low mileage. This is you-

Jim Breuer 52:04 I like being higher.

Joe Rogan 52:04 ... On The Highway. Come on, son. The music is blaring. The wind's got your hair flowing. Woo. Maybe had a 20 ounce Starbucks. I need, I need... Now he's trying to sell you on a new Corvette. Those are great too, but I, I like you as more of like a 2012 She- Shelby GT 500.

Jim Breuer 52:28 What about-

Joe Rogan 52:29 Stick shift.

Jim Breuer 52:31 I like the tank thing.

Joe Rogan 52:34 A tank.

Jim Breuer 52:35 And I-

Joe Rogan 52:35 Oh, like the Elon tank?

Jim Breuer 52:36 Yeah, like a H-... I was a Hummer guy.

Joe Rogan 52:38 That's it.

Jim Breuer 52:38 I wanted a Hummer. I know it was corny, but I loved it.

Joe Rogan 52:42 We're an American band. That car right there, that's you. We're an American band.

Jim Breuer 52:47 Maybe, uh, n-

Joe Rogan 52:49 Red, white stripes. We're coming to your town, we'll help you party it down.

Jim Breuer 52:52 Flaps?

Joe Rogan 52:53 Flaps?

Jim Breuer 52:53 Flaps?

Joe Rogan 52:54 Fuck yeah, flaps.

Jim Breuer 52:55 Flaps?

Joe Rogan 52:55 Give the man some flaps. But that red one, the red convertible. Click on that red convertible. That's the shit. Right there, bro. That's you.

Jim Breuer 53:05 See, now that-

Joe Rogan 53:05 Bow. R- raunchy engine. Listen. (imitating engine revving)

Jim Breuer 53:11 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 53:12 You're at a red light and you just hear it, and it just goes, "Come on, daddy. Let's go. Let's go, daddy."

Jim Breuer 53:19 I, I, I had... I- I was in that for, like, a very short period.

Joe Rogan 53:23 I love that car. I'm gonna go buy one.

Jim Breuer 53:25 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 53:26 As soon as the show's over. (laughs) I miss mine.

Jim Breuer 53:29 I wanna be you when I grow up.

Joe Rogan 53:31 That's what a c- a car... Well, that's, like, one of the most fun cars I ever owned.

Jim Breuer 53:33 See, now that... Now I'm excited.

Joe Rogan 53:36 A Hummer?

Jim Breuer 53:37 Yes.

Joe Rogan 53:38 We're an American band.

Jim Breuer 53:40 I, I like being higher. I like being higher.

Joe Rogan 53:43 I get it. Oh, well, you should see my truck.

Jim Breuer 53:46 I like... Yeah, like a-

Joe Rogan 53:46 I have a TRX.

Jim Breuer 53:48 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 53:48 Yeah. From Hennessey. It has 1,000 horsepower.

Jim Breuer 53:52 Oh, damn.

Joe Rogan 53:53 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 53:54 It's a ph-

Joe Rogan 53:55 It's the most preposterous truck ever. You would love it. You're way above everything.

Jim Breuer 53:58 Yeah, no, I've l-

Joe Rogan 53:58 You have this view of the high-... The, the good thing about that is you see trouble ahead. Like, if you're in a little car, like a low car, the problem is, like, sometimes shit's happening ahead of you and you don't know why everybody's gonna hit the brakes, so you don't see it until, like, a, a second or two after someone who's higher up gets a view of it. That's it.

Jim Breuer 54:13 That's-

Joe Rogan 54:13 Look at that motherfucker.

Jim Breuer 54:14 Yes.

Joe Rogan 54:15 That's what I love.

Jim Breuer 54:15 That's why the little cars freak me out.

Joe Rogan 54:18 Yeah, I love driving that thing. It's like driving a tank.

Jim Breuer 54:20 That's what I love.

Joe Rogan 54:20 And, and it's also, it's... I don't h-

Jim Breuer 54:22 Oh, my.

Joe Rogan 54:22 But you know who has one of those? Uh, Post Malone has one like that, with like the double rear wheels, like, just to carry around his money. (laughs)

Jim Breuer 54:31 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 54:31 He just stacks gold in the back of it like a leprechaun and drives around.

Jim Breuer 54:36 Was he on here?

Joe Rogan 54:37 Yeah, he's awesome.

Jim Breuer 54:38 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 54:38 I love that dude.

Jim Breuer 54:39 I saw him on cuts.

Joe Rogan 54:40 He's very fun, very fun dude. We did mushrooms. We did the whole podcast on mushrooms.

Jim Breuer 54:45 Did, did he really?

Joe Rogan 54:46 Yeah, yeah.

Jim Breuer 54:46 He loves music.

Joe Rogan 54:47 Yeah. Oh, he's amazing.

Jim Breuer 54:48 He loves, like, playing music-

Joe Rogan 54:49 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 54:49 ... and learning guitar and... Right?

Joe Rogan 54:51 Amazing guy. Super, super talented, creative individual.

Jim Breuer 54:54 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 54:54 Very unusual person. And really fun. He's really fun to talk to.

Jim Breuer 54:58 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 54:59 ... but, uh, uh, what were we talking about?

Jim Breuer 55:01 I have no clue.

Joe Rogan 55:01 Oh, the, the Hennessey.

Jim Breuer 55:02 The trucks.

Joe Rogan 55:03 Yeah. Or just get yourself a Raptor. This is, like, a Raptor's a little, like, a little less crazy, but it's still very big, and it's, like, super capable. And it's comfortable because they have a lot of, uh, travel-

Jim Breuer 55:14 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 55:14 ... like, on the, the shocks, because you off-road in them. It makes driving on the road very comfortable.

Jim Breuer 55:20 Um, Joe, I'm at the, I'm at the point in life where I'm, I'm at... s-... I'm like, "I can, I can literally live in the middle of nowhere, I think, and, and just disappear for a year or two." I don't know, but that's where I feel like I'm at, at some, uh, at times. So, I just need a truck. I don't need a fast car. You know, maybe, like, a truck, and that's that. But I'm close-

Joe Rogan 55:46 That's why you want a Raptor.

Jim Breuer 55:47 You don't never get those feelings yet?

Joe Rogan 55:50 What, the wanna go away from everything feelings?

Jim Breuer 55:51 Just, like, dude, fucking out.

Joe Rogan 55:53 Yeah. Well, you know what we were talking about before when we were talking about-

Jim Breuer 55:56 Neighborhood hunting hunts.

Joe Rogan 55:56 ... like, hunter-gatherer people-

Jim Breuer 55:58 Right.

Joe Rogan 55:58 ... and people... I go hunting every year, and that's, to me, like, it's a big reset. When I go, like, in the mountains of Utah, when I'm there for a week, it's like, it's a big reset. And it's also, man, you're in the real wild. Like, w- we were there, I guess it was two years ago that I saw that cat. Was it two years? It wasn't this year.

Narrator 56:16 Yes.

Joe Rogan 56:17 It was the year before that, right?

Jim Breuer 56:18 Mount Rainier?

Joe Rogan 56:19 Saw a giant cat. It was so big, dude. It was under a tree. My friend Colton spotted it for... We were driving, he was driving, and we were, um, taking this dirt road, and we go through this creek, and we're going up this little hill, and he stops on the brakes real quick. And he goes, "Look at that fucking lion." And I look, and I just see these glowing eyes that are underneath this tree. And the headlights, it was just getting dusk out-

Jim Breuer 56:44 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 56:44 ... and the headlights were catching his eyes, and his eyes were glowing. Bro, it was huge. He had this big old fucking pumpkin head and these giant forearms, and he was sitting there, and this was a full-grown tom mountain lion. It was a real big male, like, a 180, 190-pound cat, like, that... It was that big. It was so crazy. I'd seen 'em before, but the ones I'd seen before were, like, little ones. I saw, like, a 60-pounder maybe, or a 70-pounder running across the street in Montecito, in Santa Barbara. I was just driving, and I saw this thing run across the street, and then I saw its tail. I was like, "Oh, shit, that's a mountain lion."

Jim Breuer 57:22 So, what do you do, so, what do you do when you see this thing staring at you like you-

Joe Rogan 57:27 Well, we were in a truck, luckily.

Jim Breuer 57:28 Okay, okay, okay.

Joe Rogan 57:29 Luckily, we were in a truck.

Jim Breuer 57:30 Okay.

Joe Rogan 57:30 But dude, I pulled out my binoculars from the truck, 'cause it was about 30 yards away from us. I pulled out my binoculars in the truck, and I was freaking out. Just, just closed in on this thing, this fucking killing machine.

Jim Breuer 57:43 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 57:43 Dude, I'd never seen one that close before in the wild. It's terrifying. Any illusions you have of escape or fighting it off, they go a-... your brain does all these calculations, like, "Maybe I could've fucking..." No, it'd be-

Jim Breuer 57:58 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 57:59 It's just, all that shit is gone. All that shit is so out the window when you actually see one. Like, you're, you just melt. You're like, "Oh, my God, I'm putty. I'm, I'm a b-... a water balloon. I'm a li-... it's just gonna scratch me t- apart." They're so big, dude, and so scary.

Jim Breuer 58:15 Yeah, they're scary. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 58:15 Like-

Jim Breuer 58:15 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 58:16 ... you, you ha-... you really have to be careful and/or have a gun, because if there's a, there's a moment if you're in the wrong place at the wrong time, where people get got every year. The people get got, the joggers and hikers, they get got. Th- those motherfuckers will eat you.

Jim Breuer 58:34 And there's nothing you could do. They, they hit you, you're out.

Joe Rogan 58:36 Dude-

Jim Breuer 58:36 They're dragging you up the hill.

Joe Rogan 58:38 They'll grab ahold of your neck, and you'll never get them off.

Jim Breuer 58:40 No.

Joe Rogan 58:40 You... It'll just, they'll just kill you. You don't understand how much force. That thing is killing bull moose. It's jumping on the back of a moose and killing it, like-

Jim Breuer 58:50 Bringing it back.

Joe Rogan 58:50 ... you, you gotta understand, this is a super predator that lives amongst us. And in California, they're like, "We have to protect them. We have to protect them."

Jim Breuer 59:00 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 59:00 "We have to keep them alive."

Jim Breuer 59:01 Until it eats your cat.

Joe Rogan 59:03 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 59:03 Or your dog.

Joe Rogan 59:04 Well, they eat mostly cats and dogs.

Jim Breuer 59:06 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 59:06 They did a study of them in San Francisco, and all the ones that they had, uh, deprivation... Is it depredation, or depre-... Depredation, right?

Jim Breuer 59:13 Depravation.

Joe Rogan 59:14 Depredation. I think it's depredatorizing or something like that.

Jim Breuer 59:17 Oh.

Joe Rogan 59:17 But when, when a predator is a problem, they get a depredation permit, and then they have to take it out. And when they take 'em out, they were doing studies on their stomach contents, and it was 50% cats and dogs.

Jim Breuer 59:28 Oh, wow.

Joe Rogan 59:29 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 59:29 Well, yeah, makes sense, easy prey.

Joe Rogan 59:30 Easy prey.

Jim Breuer 59:30 They're just sitting in the backyard. They're in the front.

Joe Rogan 59:33 Yeah, yeah.

Jim Breuer 59:33 You let your dog out to pee, and the next thing you know, it's, "Benson?"

Joe Rogan 59:37 Yeah. Yeah.

Jim Breuer 59:38 "Benson?"

Joe Rogan 59:38 It happens al-... It happened to a buddy of mine recently with coyotes. I don't even-

Jim Breuer 59:41 Oh, no.

Joe Rogan 59:42 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 59:42 You ever see those videos?

Joe Rogan 59:44 I have, unfortunately.

Jim Breuer 59:45 I wa-... I know. I watch those too. It's bad.

Joe Rogan 59:46 The scary ones are when wolves get a dog, like a chained-up dog.

Jim Breuer 59:50 Chained up.

Joe Rogan 59:50 Whoa.

Jim Breuer 59:51 Chained up. And there's nothing. And you see the dog knows he's fucked.

Joe Rogan 59:54 The dog knows he's fucked.

Jim Breuer 59:55 He knows he's fucked.

Joe Rogan 59:55 He's chained up, he can't even run away.

Jim Breuer 59:57 He's chained up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 59:57 Oh, my God.

Jim Breuer 59:58 And they'll pull him right from the chain.

Joe Rogan 59:59 They tear him apart.

Jim Breuer 1:00:00 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:00:01 It's horrible.

Jim Breuer 1:00:01 It's horrifying.

Joe Rogan 1:00:02 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 1:00:02 But that's your... Not the horrifying part, but that's your peace. That's your going away. Uh, I'm learning that from hunters, where a lot of the hunters... I shouldn't say a lot, like, it's a... The ones that I know, it's, it's not only, it's not so much the hunt. I mean, yes, it's the hunt, but it's also being out there in nature, in the wild, just you and nature, and that, that just completely reboots everything about you.

Joe Rogan 1:00:31 Yeah, that's certainly a part of it. That's certainly a part of it. There's a lot of things-

Jim Breuer 1:00:35 Because you-

Joe Rogan 1:00:35 ... going on out there. It's also, like, there's a connection to the, the actual cycle of life. Like, you'll stumble upon a dead animal that, you know, has been torn apart by something.

Jim Breuer 1:00:46 Right.

Joe Rogan 1:00:46 And we, we were in, uh, British Columbia once, and, uh, we stumbled upon this, uh, cow, uh, moose, or this calf rather-

Jim Breuer 1:00:54 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:00:54 ... that had been torn apart by wolves. And we... it's just all hair and bones, and it's... it's just wild.

Jim Breuer 1:01:00 Yeah, you see... that, that's another reason why I like...... to... I like going to Africa, you know, on a safari.

Joe Rogan 1:01:07 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 1:01:07 Going to... I love... It just... It snaps you back into reality.

Joe Rogan 1:01:11 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 1:01:12 This is, this is true life. This is true nature.

Joe Rogan 1:01:15 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 1:01:15 And we-

Joe Rogan 1:01:15 We've created something really weird with cities. And-

Jim Breuer 1:01:18 Weird?

Joe Rogan 1:01:19 ... because we're so adaptable, because people are so adaptable, we've adapted to city life, and it is so unsustainable. (laughs) It's just such a-

Jim Breuer 1:01:27 It is.

Joe Rogan 1:01:27 It's such a weird way to live, 'cause you can't get your food that way. The food has to be shipped in every day, constantly. There's no, like... The real way to live is to live around your food. That's the way to live. The real (laughs) way to live is to live, like, real close by to your food.

Jim Breuer 1:01:41 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:01:42 When you're (laughs) ... When you... Everything is getting shipped in-

Jim Breuer 1:01:44 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:01:44 ... and it has to go up in an elevator to get to the 50th floor-

Jim Breuer 1:01:47 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:01:48 ... of where you live.

Jim Breuer 1:01:48 Well, you got... You got so banana like me when I was, like, 18, and I was shipping produce, and then you got, like, cherry tomatoes on top, and I'm stoned out of my bird.

Joe Rogan 1:01:57 And you're eating the cherry tomatoes? (laughs)

Jim Breuer 1:01:58 No, I'm eating the cherry tomatoes. And the guy's like, "Now listen, when you go down the stairs, if you feel the thing going..." Dude, I... (laughs) I reme... I'm pretty sure it was a fucking mobster restau... I know who it was. And he's like-

Joe Rogan 1:02:09 (laughs)

Jim Breuer 1:02:09 ... "Listen, this is the guy's father." He's like, "So he loves his cherry tomatoes?" "No, fucking prob, dude." I went... I made, on the truck, maybe two steps, and I... (imitates food splattering)

Joe Rogan 1:02:19 Oh, no.

Jim Breuer 1:02:20 Oh, yeah. He's like, "Oh, go distract him," and, "You pick that shit up and fucking clean it up." But (laughs) ...

Joe Rogan 1:02:26 Jesus Christ.

Jim Breuer 1:02:26 But the point is, yeah, I don't... You couldn't pay me... This is just me. I mean, you were talking last night, like, "Jim, you should move to Austin." I... I don't think I can ever live near a city again, bro.

Joe Rogan 1:02:38 So do you want to live on a ranch? Is that what the ultimate-

Jim Breuer 1:02:42 I would love to-

Joe Rogan 1:02:42 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 1:02:43 ... love to be on a ranch.

Joe Rogan 1:02:45 Why don't you get yourself a Texas ranch, Jim Breuer?

Jim Breuer 1:02:48 I would love to be on a ranch.

Joe Rogan 1:02:48 Start raising livestock.

Jim Breuer 1:02:50 I would love to do that.

Joe Rogan 1:02:52 Start raising livestock.

Jim Breuer 1:02:53 That's what I want to do.

Joe Rogan 1:02:55 Yeah. That's a-

Jim Breuer 1:02:56 And I'm just... I'm trying to.

Joe Rogan 1:02:58 It's a lot of work. It's a lot of work.

Jim Breuer 1:02:59 It's a lot of work, but-

Joe Rogan 1:03:00 You gotta hire somebody.

Jim Breuer 1:03:01 Yes.

Joe Rogan 1:03:01 You gotta hire somebody to manage the ranch.

Jim Breuer 1:03:02 I know I'm not gonna be doing it, but someone has to do it.

Joe Rogan 1:03:04 Yeah, they... There's, like, real work involved in running a ranch. I have some friends who own ranches. It's like, "Woo, this is like an operation."

Jim Breuer 1:03:11 Yeah, man.

Joe Rogan 1:03:12 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 1:03:12 That's an all-day, all-night event.

Joe Rogan 1:03:14 Mm-hmm.

Jim Breuer 1:03:15 Like, you're on guard 24/7. Something's going on.

Joe Rogan 1:03:17 Mm-hmm.

Jim Breuer 1:03:18 One of the cattle, or you got an issue with the coyote or the wha- whatever. It's just... You're al-

Joe Rogan 1:03:22 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 1:03:22 Something's always going on.

Joe Rogan 1:03:23 What's going on with the chickens? Why are they dying? I don't know. Are they diseased? Yeah, this dude that I met, uh, recently in South Texas, they found a dead migrant on his property. Yeah, some guy is-

Jim Breuer 1:03:35 You knew them?

Joe Rogan 1:03:35 Yeah, I know, I know the guy that owns the ranch.

Jim Breuer 1:03:38 Really?

Joe Rogan 1:03:39 Yeah. He found a... They found a dead migrant.

Narrator 1:03:41 What did you say?

Joe Rogan 1:03:41 They said-

Narrator 1:03:41 What do you think he died of?

Joe Rogan 1:03:43 They don't know. I don't know what, what the autopsy results were. But most likely, they die of either, like... They run out of water, and they... It's the heat. Maybe they die of a heatstroke 'cause they get lost. You know, these are enormous ranches. We're talking about, like, tens of thousands of acres.

Jim Breuer 1:03:59 Oh, wow.

Joe Rogan 1:04:00 Some of these ranches. And they're all connected. It's like, they're about 40 minutes, 50 minutes drive from Mexico. And so these poor guys... This guy just wandered and found his way onto this ranch and apparently couldn't find water.

Jim Breuer 1:04:16 He just couldn't find water, and that was that.

Joe Rogan 1:04:17 Or just heatstroke. Sometimes it's heatstroke w- what happens with people is they... It happened to, uh, this UFC fighter, uh, Evan Tanner, who's this really interesting guy who, um... He went on, like, a walkabout. You know, he would go on these, like, nature retreats to try to find himself. He was, like, really into meditating and... Very interesting guy. And, uh, he did it in Death Valley, and he w- he couldn't find his water. He just, like... He got disoriented.

Jim Breuer 1:04:44 Hmm.

Joe Rogan 1:04:44 And he wound up dying of heatstroke.

Jim Breuer 1:04:46 Yeah. I don't have desires, like a, like, desert walking and stuff like that.

Joe Rogan 1:04:50 Bro, that's very-

Jim Breuer 1:04:51 That's scary.

Joe Rogan 1:04:52 Very dangerous.

Jim Breuer 1:04:53 Yeah, man.

Joe Rogan 1:04:54 Because that... That temperature gets up to, like... What does Death Valley get up to?

Narrator 1:04:57 The hottest ever.

Joe Rogan 1:04:59 Yeah, what do you-

Narrator 1:04:59 The hottest place on Earth.

Joe Rogan 1:05:00 It's the hottest place on Earth?

Narrator 1:05:02 I think.

Joe Rogan 1:05:02 It... I'm trying to-

Jim Breuer 1:05:02 100 what?

Joe Rogan 1:05:03 I think it gets, like, way over 120.

Jim Breuer 1:05:06 Which is wild.

Joe Rogan 1:05:07 Which is wild.

Jim Breuer 1:05:07 I was, I was in Arizona-

Narrator 1:05:08 134 is the hottest it gets.

Joe Rogan 1:05:09 134.

Jim Breuer 1:05:10 How much?

Joe Rogan 1:05:11 134, 134. Do you know what 134 degrees must feel like when you go outside?

Jim Breuer 1:05:16 No.

Joe Rogan 1:05:17 That's a literal sauna.

Jim Breuer 1:05:19 Yes. You know how it burns your lungs when you first go in the sauna? You're like, "Ah." You... That-

Joe Rogan 1:05:23 That is insane.

Jim Breuer 1:05:24 Yeah, that's-

Joe Rogan 1:05:25 134 degrees is so fucking hot. That was in 1913. How good were their fucking thermometers back then? That's what I'm saying.

Jim Breuer 1:05:33 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:05:33 You know? I mean, we believe in that? And you're gonna trust the time on a 1913 watch? What is this? (laughs)

Jim Breuer 1:05:41 My apologies, it was 103.

Joe Rogan 1:05:43 Yeah, how the fuck do you know? Bitch, stop lying. You read out of Mercury. Death Valley just recorded the hottest temperature on Earth, 130 degrees. Wow. When was that?

Narrator 1:05:55 That was 2020.

Joe Rogan 1:05:57 2020? 130 degrees is so insane. That's so fucking hot.

Jim Breuer 1:06:01 My, my, my hot tub goes up to 105 and I can't do it. My... It's 104-

Joe Rogan 1:06:06 So when-

Jim Breuer 1:06:06 ... and 105, I'm done.

Joe Rogan 1:06:07 I guess what happens-

Jim Breuer 1:06:08 Pissing now.

Joe Rogan 1:06:08 ... when people are out there doing that, I think they get disoriented and they don't know what's going on. They don't know where their... Where they went. Their, just, their brain... They're so overheated that they literally can't think straight. You can't think straight. And then you're fucked. It's like your brain just gets so hot, it's just not working anymore.

Jim Breuer 1:06:27 So did you... Didn't you... Did you... Did you have a ranch at one time? Do you have a ranch out here?

Joe Rogan 1:06:31 No. No, I've never had a ranch.

Jim Breuer 1:06:32 You never had a ranch?

Joe Rogan 1:06:33 But I want one.

Jim Breuer 1:06:35 You want one too?

Joe Rogan 1:06:35 I've thought about doing one, yeah. What I've, what I've thought about is making a podcast ranch. I've thought about buying a ranch and putting a studio on the ranch and have a bunch of cool shit we could do on the ranch. Like, have a lake where you can go fishing and, you know, have some fun. Have, like, a little concert area, so, like, friends can come by. We could play concerts and shit.

Jim Breuer 1:06:56 That's a cool idea.

Joe Rogan 1:06:58 Just for fun. Just for fun.

Jim Breuer 1:06:58 That is a lot of fun.

Joe Rogan 1:06:59 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 1:07:01 I say you invest in that immediately.

Joe Rogan 1:07:02 Yeah, I was, like, thinking about it.

Jim Breuer 1:07:05 (laughs)

Narrator 1:07:05 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:07:05 It needs a landing strip.

Jim Breuer 1:07:05 I'm learning how to play guitar, Joe.

Joe Rogan 1:07:07 We need a landing strip.

Jim Breuer 1:07:09 Need a landing strip?

Joe Rogan 1:07:10 (laughs)

Jim Breuer 1:07:10 You... (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:07:12 You need a small airport.... yeah. Yeah.

Jim Breuer 1:07:14 That's hilarious.

Joe Rogan 1:07:15 A ranch with a small airport.

Jim Breuer 1:07:16 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:07:17 And rocket launchers. We're gonna need some rocket launchers.

Jim Breuer 1:07:19 Uh, yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:07:21 We need something like-

Jim Breuer 1:07:21 Depending on who you start a row with, you're definitely gonna need it.

Joe Rogan 1:07:22 ... heavy ordinance. We're gonna need some shit we could just... things that you could blow up large things with-

Jim Breuer 1:07:29 I just need-

Joe Rogan 1:07:30 ... like, like-

Jim Breuer 1:07:30 ... like, a Wiffle ball field. Can we get, can...

Joe Rogan 1:07:32 Take people out for target practice.

Jim Breuer 1:07:34 ... like, a Wiffle ball field?

Joe Rogan 1:07:34 That would be, th- th- very fun. Take some old cars out-

Jim Breuer 1:07:37 Oh.

Joe Rogan 1:07:37 ... and just annihilate them. (laughs)

Jim Breuer 1:07:40 That would be fun.

Joe Rogan 1:07:41 Bl- s- (imitates gun firing)

Jim Breuer 1:07:44 Boom.

Joe Rogan 1:07:44 Have you ever seen-

Jim Breuer 1:07:44 Called for some grenades?

Joe Rogan 1:07:45 ... videos of people using tannerite?

Jim Breuer 1:07:47 No.

Joe Rogan 1:07:48 You know what tannerite is?

Jim Breuer 1:07:49 No.

Joe Rogan 1:07:49 It's an explosive that's, you can... It's pretty, it's not hard to get. Like, a lot of people have it. And tannerite, I don't know what the laws are on, on it, but you, it, uh, they'll put it, like, in a refrigerator, and then shoot it from a distance, and it blows up. And when it blows up, dude. There's a video of this fucking guy, he sets it up in a refrigerator, and shoots it, and it blows up, and the refrigerator door comes flying past him. Like, just misses him.

Jim Breuer 1:08:18 And how far away is he?

Joe Rogan 1:08:21 40 yards, 50 yards? Something like that. You know that video, Jamie?

Jim Breuer 1:08:25 I'm pretty sure this is it, right here.

Joe Rogan 1:08:25 Yeah. Maybe more than... No. That's-

Jim Breuer 1:08:27 Oh, dang.

Joe Rogan 1:08:28 ... like, 100 yards.

Jim Breuer 1:08:28 That's far.

Joe Rogan 1:08:29 Watch this.

Jim Breuer 1:08:29 That ain't 40 yards.

Joe Rogan 1:08:30 Watch this. Maybe that's 100 yards, probably. Watch this.

Jim Breuer 1:08:33 Oh my God.

Narrator 1:08:35 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:08:35 Bro. What a-

Jim Breuer 1:08:38 What is that stuff?

Joe Rogan 1:08:39 Tannerite. How crazy is that? Watch this again. So he shoots it. Watch the door. And think, and just think to yourself, what, what do you do here, because you're-

Jim Breuer 1:08:48 And even how heavy that door is.

Joe Rogan 1:08:49 Yeah. You're not getting away from that. Watch this.

Jim Breuer 1:08:53 Wow.

Joe Rogan 1:08:54 Bro, that guy was so slow to react-

Jim Breuer 1:08:56 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:08:56 ... he would've been a dead man.

Jim Breuer 1:08:57 He might've been really stoned, just-

Joe Rogan 1:08:59 He would've been a dead man. I mean, look how fast that door's coming at him.

Narrator 1:09:02 You think the tree would've protected him in any way?

Joe Rogan 1:09:04 Yeah. It would've.

Jim Breuer 1:09:05 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:09:05 Yeah, for sure. But, um, he probably still would've got fucked up by shrapnel.

Jim Breuer 1:09:10 Let's see how fast it to... Let's see.

Joe Rogan 1:09:11 Watch this.

Jim Breuer 1:09:12 Go on. Two... He had, he had two seconds, like a, a second and a half to react to that.

Joe Rogan 1:09:17 How about the fact that the door bows like a sail?

Narrator 1:09:20 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 1:09:21 It just-

Jim Breuer 1:09:22 It just takes off.

Joe Rogan 1:09:22 There's so much force behind it, it bends like a sail. Did you see that?

Jim Breuer 1:09:25 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:09:25 Show it again.

Narrator 1:09:26 Oh.

Joe Rogan 1:09:26 Watch how, when it comes out, like, the door is like... (imitates door creaking)

Narrator 1:09:30 (laughs)

Jim Breuer 1:09:30 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:09:31 Like, look how... Look at the, look at the way the door bends as it passes by him. This guy's such a psycho. Watch this.

Jim Breuer 1:09:42 (laughs) That's... Oh my God. Yeah-

Joe Rogan 1:09:46 See how it bends?

Jim Breuer 1:09:46 ... you're right. It just completely d- bent out.

Joe Rogan 1:09:49 Like this, like...

Jim Breuer 1:09:49 Had its own little nose. Looked like the nose of a plane.

Joe Rogan 1:09:52 There was so much force, the fucking door folded over like a paper cup. What a psycho. (laughs)

Jim Breuer 1:10:00 See, but-

Joe Rogan 1:10:01 Actually, I'm just, I'm looking at that. I think that's about 50 yards. Dude. (laughs) Look at that thing. Look at that thing. That guy was so not getting out of the way.

Jim Breuer 1:10:10 (laughs)

Narrator 1:10:11 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:10:12 He was-

Jim Breuer 1:10:12 No, he wasn't.

Joe Rogan 1:10:12 ... he was taking that in the mug.

Jim Breuer 1:10:13 No, he wasn't.

Joe Rogan 1:10:14 But-

Jim Breuer 1:10:14 So we can, uh, we gonna be able to do stuff like this?

Joe Rogan 1:10:17 Yes, but different.

Jim Breuer 1:10:18 A little different?

Joe Rogan 1:10:18 Yeah, we're not gonna use any refrigerator doors.

Jim Breuer 1:10:21 A little more advanced. Right, right.

Joe Rogan 1:10:21 We're gonna do something wise. Like, that's not wise.

Jim Breuer 1:10:24 Like what? Like what? What can we do?

Joe Rogan 1:10:25 Something that blows up that's not gonna hurt you.

Jim Breuer 1:10:26 (laughs)

Narrator 1:10:28 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:10:28 From a nice distance. We're gonna have to develop some sort of concrete wall system.

Jim Breuer 1:10:31 That would be something kind of funny, too. Like, big rubber-

Joe Rogan 1:10:34 Like, turrets. Where you're, like, looking through the concrete wall at a turret, and then you're blowing shit up on the other side of a lake or something.

Jim Breuer 1:10:40 Yeah, that sounds fun.

Joe Rogan 1:10:41 I don't know.

Jim Breuer 1:10:41 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:10:42 As long as it doesn't litter. Gotta make sure we're not littering.

Jim Breuer 1:10:44 Ah. You have a crew?

Narrator 1:10:45 Ah, yeah.

Jim Breuer 1:10:45 Clean that shit up.

Narrator 1:10:46 Yeah. Eh.

Jim Breuer 1:10:47 See what a tank shell does to a human body?

Joe Rogan 1:10:50 Oh, don't show me this.

Jim Breuer 1:10:51 What?

Joe Rogan 1:10:52 Don't show me this.

Narrator 1:10:52 Oh, ev- it's already destroyed.

Jim Breuer 1:10:54 What is that?

Joe Rogan 1:10:54 That's a human body.

Narrator 1:10:55 A 152 millimeter shell versus a body.

Jim Breuer 1:10:59 For sure.

Narrator 1:10:59 I mean, it's not a real body, obviously. The-

Joe Rogan 1:11:01 Bro.

Jim Breuer 1:11:01 Oh my gosh.

Joe Rogan 1:11:05 Bro. You just vaporize.

Narrator 1:11:08 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:11:09 Well, maybe stem cells can fix that.

Narrator 1:11:11 (laughs)

Jim Breuer 1:11:12 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:11:13 The- there have been people in the world, I'm sure, that got hit by a tank.

Jim Breuer 1:11:17 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:11:18 And not just like... They're not, like, only shooting buildings with those things. I guarantee you there's people-

Jim Breuer 1:11:22 Oh, yeah. I'm sure people do.

Narrator 1:11:23 I saw a video of Ukraine recently where they just blew it right into a foxhole. There was three dudes right there.

Joe Rogan 1:11:28 Oh my God.

Narrator 1:11:28 And it seemed like everything vaporized-

Joe Rogan 1:11:29 Oh my God.

Narrator 1:11:30 ... but I don't know if they hit them or not.

Jim Breuer 1:11:32 See, what-

Joe Rogan 1:11:32 Oh my God. That's-

Jim Breuer 1:11:33 What, plus... What, uh... Which I don't understand... Listen, I don't, I don't get involved with all the Ukraine stuff, but what I don't understand is, at this day and age still, like, are they really doing ground army? When you have the technology just to tap a computer and just send m- (imitates rocket launching) like, are we really on the ground and moving with tanks and stuff? That blows my mind.

Joe Rogan 1:11:59 Well, they're trying to overtake a very specific piece of land, you know, and that's the way they're doing it. They're using tanks. It's, the whole thing is very spooky. It's so spooky that that's happening right now.

Jim Breuer 1:12:11 It's-

Joe Rogan 1:12:11 On Earth. You know? And Russia-

Jim Breuer 1:12:14 That's what I'm saying. It's weird.

Joe Rogan 1:12:15 ... is invading Ukraine with... And they're using tanks and drones and... What is that, Jamie?

Narrator 1:12:20 Drone dropped a grenade inside of a tank hole.

Joe Rogan 1:12:22 Oh my God.

Narrator 1:12:24 Fucking blew it up.

Joe Rogan 1:12:24 Oh my God. Oh my God. So did you see that? Like, the tank hole, the port-

Jim Breuer 1:12:31 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:12:31 ... was open on the top?

Narrator 1:12:32 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:12:32 And it just dropped it right in there? That is so insane. Watch this. Dude.

Narrator 1:12:39 The drone videos are crazy. There's a lot of crazy videos, to be honest, but...

Joe Rogan 1:12:43 Well, what's really crazy-

Jim Breuer 1:12:45 That's what insane is.

Joe Rogan 1:12:45 ... is, is like the Bill Hicks joke.

Jim Breuer 1:12:46 For sure.

Joe Rogan 1:12:47 Remember when Bill Hicks joked, uh, is it like, like he said, where he was, he was doing about a, you know, um, the different shit the army had to work with?

Jim Breuer 1:12:55 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:12:55 'Cause they had all these toys, and like, "Pull up G12." Like, "Pull up G12," and it's (imitates rocket launching)

Jim Breuer 1:13:02 Yep.

Joe Rogan 1:13:02 Whoa. "What's G13 do?" Remember that bit?

Jim Breuer 1:13:05 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:13:05 Yeah.

Jim Breuer 1:13:05 And then literally what, uh, uh, how I see it is just like, yo, hey, you know, these guys should have something about your system.

Narrator 1:13:11 Soldier sees the drone.

Joe Rogan 1:13:11 Russian soldier reaches for his rifle to shoot down the drone.

Narrator 1:13:14 Shouldn't have done that.I'll skip ahead.

Joe Rogan 1:13:17 Oh, boy. So it just gets over him and nukes him?

Narrator 1:13:21 It drops four grenades on him.

Joe Rogan 1:13:22 Oh, Jesus Christ.

Narrator 1:13:24 One... He's over there on the left.

Joe Rogan 1:13:29 Oh, my God.

Narrator 1:13:35 Yeah, these videos are wild.

Joe Rogan 1:13:36 Oh, my God, in a foxhole.

Narrator 1:13:37 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:13:37 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. All right, I don't need to see this.

Narrator 1:13:43 Yeah. But those videos are wild.

Joe Rogan 1:13:44 See, this is what's crazy to me, that this is... It's, we know this is happening, but this is the first time we've ever seen, like, social media footage from people's cellphones of war. You know, I'd- I- I watched a- a Russian guy, uh, go into a foxhole that had these two Ukrainian guys in it. And the Ukrainian guy, like, reached for his gun and the guy shot both of them in the