Joe Rogan Experience #1981 - Pauly Shore

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (energetic music) No, you're fine, dude.

   4. PSPauly Shore0:13

      It's okay. (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:14

      Come on, man. You don't have a tie... Burke crashes heads twice the size of yours-

   6. PSPauly Shore0:16

      Oh, my God.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:16

      ... he wears them.

   8. PSPauly Shore0:17

      Okay.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:18

      He can adjust it too, you poor little thing.

   10. PSPauly Shore0:19

       I feel like I'm going o- up to the mothership with these things.

   11. NANarrator0:22

       (singing)

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:23

       Dude, you fucking killed at the mo- mothership.

   13. PSPauly Shore0:25

       Oh, yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:26

       That was the funniest I've ever seen. You were so loose-

   15. PSPauly Shore0:28

       Mm.

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:28

       ... and so silly.

   17. PSPauly Shore0:29

       Mm.

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:30

       It was fun to see, man. It was... First of all, you could tell you were... you've been doing standup.

   19. PSPauly Shore0:33

       Mm.

   20. JRJoe Rogan0:33

       You looked super comfortable.

   21. PSPauly Shore0:34

       Mm.

   22. JRJoe Rogan0:35

       But you were, you were so loose.

   23. PSPauly Shore0:37

       Mm. It's, you know, it's... Standup, as you know, is a rhythm, you know? And you just kind of figure it out when you're on stage, and you never know what the fuck's gonna happen.

   24. JRJoe Rogan0:46

       Yeah.

   25. PSPauly Shore0:47

       Yeah. You just, you... That night was just, um, you know, uh, David was nice enough to let me on his show. And, um, after I s- you know, put my finger under his boob sweat-

   26. JRJoe Rogan0:58

       (laughs)

   27. PSPauly Shore0:58

       ... I went like this. I like to do that a lot.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:00

       (laughs)

   29. PSPauly Shore1:01

       And then he's got sweaty brows and I did like that, and it got me excited.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:05

       Pheromones.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Yeah. …

   1. PSPauly Shore15:00

      to do a little research for-

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:01

      Yeah.

   3. PSPauly Shore15:01

      ... Mi- what's it called? Michio Kaku.

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:03

      Michio Kaku. Michio Kaku.

   5. PSPauly Shore15:04

      Michio Kaku.

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:05

      Um, but some even more than that. Like, it depends on, you know, whatever the subject is. Like-

   7. PSPauly Shore15:09

      Yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:10

      ... some, some people I want to read their book first-

   9. PSPauly Shore15:12

      Mm-hmm.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:12

       ... and then have them on to have questions.

   11. PSPauly Shore15:15

       Yeah, and then as far as, um, as far as living out here now, um, being in, um, in Austin. Austin is very... I don't wanna s- use the word liberal, but there's a lot of hipsters and people with skinny jeans.

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:29

       Yeah.

   13. PSPauly Shore15:29

       And that stuff.

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:30

       It's a-

   15. PSPauly Shore15:30

       Is it weird being... 'Cause I don't wanna say you're red or you're not red 'cause I don't fucking know.

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:35

       (laughs)

   17. PSPauly Shore15:35

       Most people think you're red.

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:36

       Yeah.

   19. PSPauly Shore15:36

       Is it like you're, you're r- wait. You're red living in a blue city in a red state.

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:43

       Th- that is, uh, this is a blue city.

   21. PSPauly Shore15:45

       Incorrect.

   22. JRJoe Rogan15:45

       But I'm not really red.

   23. PSPauly Shore15:46

       That's what I don't think either.

   24. JRJoe Rogan15:48

       I'm just... No, no.

   25. PSPauly Shore15:48

       Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan15:49

       I've, I've never voted Republican in my life.

   27. PSPauly Shore15:51

       Right.

   28. JRJoe Rogan15:51

       Yeah, I think that the both systems suck, and I think, um, that what, what I'm pushing back against is the crazy ideologies. It has nothing to do with universal basic income. It has nothing to do with welfare. It has nothing to do with, um, funding community programs and cleaning up cities. Like, I'm all for all that stuff. I'm even for higher taxes if I believe the government was competent with your money.

   29. PSPauly Shore16:15

       Hmm.

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:16

       And it's not... I'm not.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

   2. PSPauly Shore30:00

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      Okay.

   4. PSPauly Shore30:00

      But then-

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:01

      Like, you've never, like, walked around, like, four or five hours with a bag of piss strapped to you?

   6. PSPauly Shore30:04

      No. No, no.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:05

      (laughs)

   8. PSPauly Shore30:05

      But, uh, so that was-

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:07

      That's what I thought he was saying. Didn't that... What you thought he was saying?

   10. NANarrator30:09

       Yeah, yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:10

       Yeah. We got confused.

   12. PSPauly Shore30:11

       Uh, so-

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:12

       So you have to change the actual physical bag itself.

   14. PSPauly Shore30:14

       Yeah, you gotta-

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:15

       Yeah.

   16. PSPauly Shore30:15

       You gotta, you gotta change-

   17. JRJoe Rogan30:16

       Otherwise, it probably smells.

   18. PSPauly Shore30:17

       Yeah. But it was... It worked good. So, if there's any of your listeners that pee a lot in the middle of the night, check out Rezum.

   19. JRJoe Rogan30:22

       Did you eat any asparagus?

   20. NANarrator30:24

       (laughs) I was just talking to them.

   21. JRJoe Rogan30:26

       (laughs)

   22. PSPauly Shore30:27

       Oh, did you see my pee was green or something? No, no, no, because if... Asparagus makes your pee smell.Oh, I don't-

   23. JRJoe Rogan30:33

       So I was wondering, like could you smell it through the bag? That would be interesting 'cause if like we all went to dinner, I'm like, "Paulie, have some asparagus."

   24. PSPauly Shore30:39

       (laughs)

   25. JRJoe Rogan30:39

       Like if I knew that you (laughs) get the piss bag on, and then if I just smell asparagus pee, I'd be like, "You motherfucker."

   26. PSPauly Shore30:45

       No.

   27. JRJoe Rogan30:45

       "Just sitting there peeing."

   28. PSPauly Shore30:47

       No. Not that way.

   29. JRJoe Rogan30:48

       I think, would you be upset?

   30. NANarrator30:49

       It's not a voidable smell. You know what that is when you smell it.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Um, I don't know.…

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      doing standup when?

   2. PSPauly Shore45:01

      Um, I don't know. It's a while... I was at, I was at his house probably five years ago, and I was just like, "Dude, what are you doing?"

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:07

      (sighs)

   4. PSPauly Shore45:07

      Like, "You're a fucking... You're the best, dude." Like, "Let's go." He's like, "I don't wanna do it."

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:10

      He's like literally the best.

   6. PSPauly Shore45:12

      I think he should come out here and do it. He'd be great at... 'Cause you put the phones in the, in the pouches-

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:16

      Well, he could do that anywhere if he wanted to.

   8. PSPauly Shore45:18

      Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:18

      I think the hard part would be, like, doing it. Just getting going. I s- I think if he did it once? Then he'd wanna do it all the time.

   10. PSPauly Shore45:24

       Mm.

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:25

       You know, but it's like, you get locked up in that movie world.

   12. PSPauly Shore45:28

       But he's also inc- case in his house. That's the same thing with Dr. Dre.

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:31

       Mm.

   14. PSPauly Shore45:32

       Dr. Dre, um, he would be great on this show.

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:34

       Mm, I'd love to have him on.

   16. PSPauly Shore45:35

       Okay Dre, what's up? I'm gonna put you on the show.

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:37

       (laughs)

   18. PSPauly Shore45:38

       So we could text him right now. So I've known Dre... When my mom died, he was, he was, he was, uh, one of, like, the two or three people that really reached out to me.

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:46

       Oh, yeah.

   20. PSPauly Shore45:47

       'Cause he knew how close I was with my mom, yeah. He sent me flowers, it was really beautiful.

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:51

       Oh, that's cool.

   22. PSPauly Shore45:52

       Yeah. It was, it was great.

   23. JRJoe Rogan45:53

       That's very cool.

   24. PSPauly Shore45:53

       And, um... But I went to his house. You know, these guys get... These guys g- are so, so big and so wealthy they enclose themself.

   25. JRJoe Rogan46:02

       Right.

   26. PSPauly Shore46:03

       So, um, I saw him at... I re- reconnected with him at Dave Chappelle's show at the, uh, the Hollywood Bowl. And he's like, "Yo, hit me up, da-da-da-da-da." I hit him up, I go to his house, and it's like fucking El Chapo, bro.

   27. JRJoe Rogan46:16

       (laughs)

   28. PSPauly Shore46:16

       It's like, you know what I mean? It's like he's... He's... I don't wanna, I don't wanna reveal all this shit.

   29. JRJoe Rogan46:21

       Yeah, I get it.

   30. PSPauly Shore46:21

       But it's like-
5. 1:00:00 – 1:04:51

   Mm-hmm. …

   1. PSPauly Shore1:00:00

      he, he started it, he started it with his partner Rudy DeLuca, and they, um, you know, they got the room and, and they developed it. And you know, my mom got The Store, but my dad, a lot of people don't know who he is and what he's about. If it wasn't for my father, no disrespect to my mother, but there wouldn't be an com- there wouldn't have been a Comedy Store. She might've found her way somewhere else, but he's the reason why they moved out to California.

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:26

      Mm-hmm.

   3. PSPauly Shore1:00:26

      So he's the reason because of his career.

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:29

      Right.

   5. PSPauly Shore1:00:29

      So he was, he was... My dad was g- uh, guest starring on, um, Sanford and Son, Sanford and Son. He played Brother Sam. He did, uh, a movie-

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:38

      How many episodes did he do of that?

   7. PSPauly Shore1:00:40

      A couple. I mean, if you go on there you could see Sammy Shorse.

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:43

      That's awesome.

   9. PSPauly Shore1:00:43

      Red Fo- Redd Foxx. He did-

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:45

       I love that show. I used to watch that show with my grandfather.

   11. PSPauly Shore1:00:46

       Oh, it was the best show. It was the best show.

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:48

       Redd Foxx.

   13. PSPauly Shore1:00:49

       Oh my god, yeah, there he is. That's my father.

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:52

       Look at that. (laughs) That's amazing.

   15. PSPauly Shore1:00:54

       So I call him my d- I call my dad, I call my father like he's a... He, he took one for the team, meaning him and my mom never wanted to be together. So my mom got pregnant and had Scott, my oldest brother, and this was an accident. And they got married a- and she didn't want to be with him, and he didn't want to be with her, but he just sucked it up. And he was in this relationship with this woman, my mother, that he never really wanted to be in. So he, um...... he started doing, he started, you know, acting and doing all that, and then he got, you know... He, you know, he was opening for Elvis, he was opening for, you know, Sammy Davis, he was opening for, you know, all these great comedians, and, uh... Or all these great entertainers, and he started it, you know. He started the beginning of it, you know.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:01:42

       Wow.

   17. PSPauly Shore1:01:43

       You know?

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:01:43

       And it was in the original room.

   19. PSPauly Shore1:01:45

       Just the original room, yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:01:46

       How many... It only seat- seated less people back then, though, right?

   21. PSPauly Shore1:01:49

       Yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:01:50

       It was like 94 people, I think it was.

   23. PSPauly Shore1:01:51

       I think it was like that, and they moved the wall.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:01:53

       Yeah.

   25. PSPauly Shore1:01:53

       But, yeah, my dad, my dad, you know, he, he, uh, he took one for the team, you know? For us.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:01:59

       Isn't it amazing if he didn't do that? If he didn't do that and then didn't give the reins to your mother-

   27. PSPauly Shore1:02:05

       Correct.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:02:06

       ... who knows what the comedy world would look like? I mean, who knows if a guy like Kinison ever gets off the ground?

   29. PSPauly Shore1:02:11

       Correct.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:02:11

       You know what I mean? Like-

Episode duration: 2:39:49