Joe Rogan Experience #1983 - Kim Congdon & Sara Weinshenk

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) Hey, we're rolling. Hi, ladies.

   4. SWSara Weinshenk0:13

      Hi.

   5. KCKim Congdon0:14

      Hi.

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:14

      What's happening?

   7. SWSara Weinshenk0:15

      What's up?

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:15

      Good to see you. Class of, uh, zero ... What, what number were you guys of, of Tony, Kill Tony? You guys are class of one-

   9. KCKim Congdon0:23

      We were-

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:24

       Class of zero to one.

   11. KCKim Congdon0:24

       OGs, yeah. OGs.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:25

       Yeah, the real OGs.

   13. KCKim Congdon0:27

       Yep.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:27

       Isn't it wild to see what it's become now?

   15. KCKim Congdon0:29

       (laughs)

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:29

       I mean, it's literally like the number one live comedy show ever.

   17. SWSara Weinshenk0:33

       It's insane.

   18. KCKim Congdon0:34

       It's insane. We started so long ago. That's where we met, her and I.

   19. SWSara Weinshenk0:38

       Yeah, we've met-

   20. KCKim Congdon0:39

       And we've been working together ever since.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:40

       Besties.

   22. KCKim Congdon0:40

       Yeah, so, uh-

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:41

       I've said it before but I'll say it again, Tony's the greatest host of any comedy show ever.

   24. KCKim Congdon0:46

       I know.

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:46

       He's the best.

   26. SWSara Weinshenk0:46

       Yeah, he does really good. Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:47

       Nobody's better off the cuff.

   28. KCKim Congdon0:49

       I know. Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:49

       Off the cuff?

   30. SWSara Weinshenk0:50

       Amazing. He's so fast, he's so quick. And you know, we l- owe a lot to him, I feel like, because he really helped us get our start. We learned a lot from being on that show.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

   2. SWSara Weinshenk15:00

      Yeah.

   3. KCKim Congdon15:00

      (laughs)

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:01

      Don't do that. Don't do that.

   5. SWSara Weinshenk15:02

      Yeah.

   6. KCKim Congdon15:02

      Don't do-

   7. SWSara Weinshenk15:02

      No, I didn't do one Zoom show.

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:04

      Geez.

   9. SWSara Weinshenk15:04

      I did one Zoom show, and, um, I think about it every now and then. It haunts me.

   10. KCKim Congdon15:09

       It was like, I was just like, "Why are we doing this?" This is, it's too much.

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:13

       It's too weird.

   12. KCKim Congdon15:13

       If we're all stuck, we're, let's not do standup then for a little bit. How about that?

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:17

       But it was such junkies though.

   14. SWSara Weinshenk15:19

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:19

       You know what the weirdest thing was?

   16. KCKim Congdon15:21

       What?

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:21

       Late night talk shows where they're doing it from their webcam. With like-

   18. KCKim Congdon15:23

       Oh, and nobody was laughing?

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:25

       No one was laughing.

   20. SWSara Weinshenk15:26

       (laughs)

   21. KCKim Congdon15:26

       (laughs)

   22. JRJoe Rogan15:26

       It's so nuts.

   23. KCKim Congdon15:27

       I was like, "Why are we watching this?"

   24. JRJoe Rogan15:29

       It's like someone practicing new jokes. It's like if you had a friend who wanted to just, "Hey, wanna run some ideas by you?"

   25. SWSara Weinshenk15:34

       No. (laughs)

   26. JRJoe Rogan15:35

       And s- I would let them.

   27. SWSara Weinshenk15:36

       (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan15:36

       You wouldn't do that for your friend?

   29. SWSara Weinshenk15:37

       If it was my friend.

   30. JRJoe Rogan15:38

       Yeah, a comic friend.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   (laughs) …

   1. KCKim Congdon30:00

      co-host, our guest, all the producers, and then while we were smoking it, like before the joint was even done, I was like, "I'm done." And then I was like, "We should do a new segment and we should rap."

   2. SWSara Weinshenk30:13

      (laughs)

   3. KCKim Congdon30:13

      And everybody was like, "What?" And I was like, "We should, like, start rap... I think it would be a good idea if we started, we became like a rap thing."

   4. SWSara Weinshenk30:19

      (laughs)

   5. KCKim Congdon30:19

      And then I just started going off about rap, and I was, like, going crazy. And then when we got on, I was like, "We have to start the show now because we have to do this thing before the idea goes." And I started getting crazy.

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:28

      (laughs)

   7. KCKim Congdon30:28

      And then we're... And then I'm, like, breathing all heavy and my heart's racing, and one of the producers who is like... does a lot of drugs literally said into the mic, "I'm the highest I've ever been." And then that's when it hit me that I was, like, the weed, like there was... "This is not me." Like I realized something happened and we were on air already.

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:48

      Oh.

   9. KCKim Congdon30:48

      I was pulling up rap lyrics-

   10. SWSara Weinshenk30:49

       (laughs)

   11. KCKim Congdon30:49

       ... and dancing to them. And... (laughs)

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:51

       It's those w- those joints that they sprinkle the THC crystals on.

   13. SWSara Weinshenk30:56

       Oh.

   14. KCKim Congdon30:56

       No, I know exactly what it was.

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:58

       What was it?

   16. KCKim Congdon30:59

       Ugh, okay. I... after I came down and had them almost call an ambulance on-

   17. JRJoe Rogan31:05

       (laughs)

   18. KCKim Congdon31:05

       ...'cause then I freaked out on the podcast, I cried. I was like sh- I was... We were looking up the syns- symptoms of fentanyl on the podcast. (laughs)

   19. SWSara Weinshenk31:11

       No.

   20. KCKim Congdon31:12

       Yes. Because I was like-

   21. JRJoe Rogan31:13

       Oh my god.

   22. KCKim Congdon31:13

       ... "It could be fentanyl. I've never felt like this on weed." And then I looked at the bag and there was a little bit of cocaine in the bag that he sold me the weed in, so I had smoked-

   23. SWSara Weinshenk31:23

       Crack, basically.

   24. KCKim Congdon31:24

       ... crack. (laughs)

   25. JRJoe Rogan31:24

       Whoa.

   26. SWSara Weinshenk31:26

       (laughs)

   27. KCKim Congdon31:26

       And did a podcast.

   28. SWSara Weinshenk31:28

       (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan31:28

       So-

   30. KCKim Congdon31:28

       A full podcast trying to be a rapper.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   But I guess- …

   1. KCKim Congdon45:00

      But I guess-

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      There's some weird, no reason at all that I can discern of.

   3. KCKim Congdon45:03

      Yes.

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:03

      You know, you get that feeling sometimes?

   5. KCKim Congdon45:04

      Yes.

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:05

      I think those are real feelings.

   7. KCKim Congdon45:06

      (laughs)

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:06

      I think there's something there that's, uh, non-verbal. Some, some fucking thing that they're giving off, and you're picking up on it.

   9. SWSara Weinshenk45:12

      Yeah.

   10. KCKim Congdon45:12

       And then you trick yourself into thinking it was just you being like ... You're like, "I might be in a mood." And then-

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:17

       And then you tri-

   12. KCKim Congdon45:17

       ... you, like, brush it off.

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:18

       Yeah. You could do that.

   14. KCKim Congdon45:19

       Then they kill you, and you're like, "Damn it."

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:21

       Or you could, you could try it again and say-

   16. KCKim Congdon45:22

       I trust my gut.

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:23

       ... "Maybe that person was having a rough day." You know?

   18. SWSara Weinshenk45:25

       True. I trust my gut.

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:27

       You should trust your gut. But you could run into someone that just got in a car accident. That's the thing.

   20. KCKim Congdon45:31

       Yikes.

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:31

       When, when things happen like that and people get ramped up ...

   22. GUGuest45:33

       (laughs) Yikes.

   23. JRJoe Rogan45:34

       No, no. When people get ramped up. It's like that's why road rage exists, because everyone's ramped up, right? You're on the, in the car, you have to think fast 'cause you're going fast.

   24. SWSara Weinshenk45:41

       Right.

   25. JRJoe Rogan45:41

       And then someone's cutting you, and you're like, "You motherfucker." Like, 'cause you're, 'cause you're already ramped up.

   26. KCKim Congdon45:45

       Yeah.

   27. SWSara Weinshenk45:45

       Yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan45:45

       So, sometimes you could run into someone, and like some guy just fucking T-boned him, ran a red light, and screamed at him, and there's a lot of shit going on, and the cops didn't help. And then you meet that person, and they could be too ramped up.

   29. KCKim Congdon45:57

       Yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan45:57

       And you're like, "That guy's ... I think that guy fucking hates me." Like, "That guy hates everyone right now." He's like-
5. 1:00:00 – 1:04:24

   That's what people should…

   1. GUGuest1:00:00

      That's what people should do, movie hybrids.

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:02

      (laughs) Yeah. That's like Alien versus Predator.

   3. GUGuest1:00:06

      Yeah. (laughs)

   4. KCKim Congdon1:00:06

      (sighs) Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:06

      So this... The one where he got electrocuted, what kind of powers did he... Oh, he became super smart, right? I think he was like a regular dude and then he got electrocuted-

   6. KCKim Congdon1:00:14

      And then he was in a bubble.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:15

      ... and became super smart.

   8. GUGuest1:00:15

      Oh.

   9. KCKim Congdon1:00:15

      Remember the bubble boy?

   10. GUGuest1:00:16

       But that was early... That came out the same year, that's probably why.

   11. Phenomenon and Michael?

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:21

       And Michael '96.

   13. GUGuest1:00:21

       '96. They both came out.

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:22

       '96. So what was the story of Phenomenon? He became super smart, right?... is that the premise?

   15. GUGuest1:00:27

       I think he had powers of some kind.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:00:28

       I think they have powers and super strength.

   17. NANarrator1:00:30

       He sees a flash of light.

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:00:31

       Uh, but he got hit by a lightning.

   19. NANarrator1:00:33

       It says he sees a flash of light. I don't know.

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:00:34

       It doesn't say it?

   21. GUGuest1:00:34

       He becomes a genius.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:00:36

       He sees a flash... He sees and exhibits extraordinary mental abilities. He becomes a genius. He becomes a genius. This is what everybody wants. Nobody wants to, like, work really hard to be a genius. Everybody wants to just get hit by lightning.

   23. NANarrator1:00:44

       (laughs)

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:00:44

       It's the perfect movie for-

   25. GUGuest1:00:45

       This was my mom's favorite movie when I was a kid, Phenomenon.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:00:48

       For people who lived in the '90s, this is the perfect movie.

   27. GUGuest1:00:50

       I have never seen or heard of this movie.

   28. This was my mom's favorite movie when I was a kid (laughs) .

   29. My mom's was Titanic.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:00:55

       Listen, you got a beautiful handsome man, uh, who's-

Episode duration: 3:17:19