Joe Rogan Experience #2007 - Adrienne Iapalucci

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience.

   2. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) I know these chairs are kinda weird, but they are the fucking best chairs that I've ever found for sitting-

   3. AIAdrienne Iapalucci0:17

      Oh, no, I like it.

   4. JRJoe Rogan0:17

      ... for long hours at a time.

   5. AIAdrienne Iapalucci0:19

      I like it.

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:19

      It's called a Capisco, and is it Fully? What's the name of the company that makes them? They're the shit, the best ergonomic chairs I've ever had. They're the onl- for podcasting, 'cause y- if you think you wanna be, like, comfortable in like, like a nice, like, uh, one of those cool chairs with the buttons in it, you know, that people would sit and smoke cigars, after a while, your back would hurt.

   7. AIAdrienne Iapalucci0:39

      Oh, no.

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:39

      It's like you don't really, you have to kinda stay upright.

   9. AIAdrienne Iapalucci0:43

      Makes sense.

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:44

       These are the best.

   11. AIAdrienne Iapalucci0:45

       I like it. The other one was just like, so tall.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       Yeah, the oth- there's some of these, it's weird 'cause they're the same company, or the same co- they're the same chair, but I think different people made them, and some of them get real low. This one doesn't get very low.

   13. NANarrator0:57

       Yeah, it's called HAG is the name company, I guess, Capisco.

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00

       Oh, so it's, they've changed like twice?

   15. NANarrator1:02

       And few people sell it.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:03

       Oh.

   17. NANarrator1:03

       Now.

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:04

       Well, that's the shit.

   19. NANarrator1:04

       That's just how it works.

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:06

       Oh, no one's paying me to say that. They're the shit. What's up, Adrienne?

   21. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:10

       How you doing?

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:11

       Good to see you.

   23. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:12

       Should I move this closer?

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:13

       Yeah, right there is good.

   25. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:14

       All right.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:14

       You want some coffee?

   27. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:15

       Um, I just had some coffee.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:17

       Last night was really fun.

   29. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:18

       It was really fun.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:19

       I-
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   I mean, was he…

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      stabbed... There... Uh, two dogs got in a fight, and the guy stabbed someone else's dog.

   2. AIAdrienne Iapalucci15:04

      I mean, was he killing the dog?

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:07

      I don't know. I think his dog bit the other dog, was what the woman, who's... I don't... I don't, I don't know the details. I shou- I probably shouldn't say it. So it's new d- details. In shocking deadly stabbing of dog in Central Park. And the, the woman, uh, g- like, filmed the guy running away, and she goes, "You killed my dog, you piece of shit." Baffling incident occurred in the area around 106th Street and Fifth Avenue, a spot popular with dog walkers. NBC New York spoke to a man who said that he and his wife were walking their 13-year-old German shepherd-pit bull mix, named Ellie, and their other dog, Sadie, on leashes in the area around 8:30 PM. A man, the man who only wished to be identified as Brian, said they walked by a man with three pit bulls, at least two of which were unleashed.

   4. AIAdrienne Iapalucci15:52

      Fuck that guy. I hate seeing dogs off the leash.

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:54

      Yeah. "One of his dogs tried to bite my little dog, and he tried to tell me that's, that it's okay, and I tried to talk sense into him," Brian told News 4. He and the man started to argue as his dogs attacked Ellie, Ellie. Uh, "I kicked one of the dogs off my dog at one point," Brian said, "but then he took out a knife, and started carving, and my dog growled. He stuck him, and I was helpless at that time." Brian said he took a photo of the man as he walked away below. The couple then took their dog to the veterinarian, where Ellie had to be put down. Wow, so that guy with those dogs just stabbed someone's dog-

   6. AIAdrienne Iapalucci16:33

      That guy-

   7. JRJoe Rogan16:34

      ... 'cause-

   8. AIAdrienne Iapalucci16:34

      Like-

   9. JRJoe Rogan16:34

      ... his dog bit the dog.

   10. AIAdrienne Iapalucci16:35

       Okay. That guy would be fucking dead. That's why I can't have a gun-

   11. JRJoe Rogan16:40

       (sighs)

   12. AIAdrienne Iapalucci16:40

       ... 'cause there's so many people I would kill.

   13. JRJoe Rogan16:42

       I don't know if those are pit bulls. They said those were pit bulls.

   14. AIAdrienne Iapalucci16:45

       They look like, uh-

   15. NANarrator16:46

       French bulldogs. They're small-

   16. JRJoe Rogan16:47

       Yeah.

   17. NANarrator16:47

       ... but they couldn't, they couldn't-

   18. AIAdrienne Iapalucci16:48

       No, I think they're American bulldogs. My mom has them.

   19. JRJoe Rogan16:50

       No, Ame- American bulldogs are actually larger than pit bulls. American bulldogs are big.

   20. AIAdrienne Iapalucci16:54

       Those dogs are like this, though. Those.

   21. JRJoe Rogan16:56

       Um, those look more like... They look... Th- they do make these little bullies. You ever seen those bullies?

   22. AIAdrienne Iapalucci17:00

       That's what my mom's dog is.

   23. JRJoe Rogan17:01

       Like miniature bullies. Yeah.

   24. AIAdrienne Iapalucci17:03

       It's, like, low to the ground, but, like, that-

   25. JRJoe Rogan17:04

       Yeah.

   26. AIAdrienne Iapalucci17:05

       ... it's jacked.

   27. JRJoe Rogan17:05

       I think those aren't, like... The really, the really scary pit bulls, believe it or not, are the not the ones that look like the scary pit bulls. I mean, those are scary too, but the really scary ones are the smaller ones 'cause those are the ones they really raised for dog fighting.

   28. AIAdrienne Iapalucci17:18

       Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan17:19

       Brian Callan got one of those ones. He had one as a pet, and it was a real problem. And it looked like a regular dog. It looked like a regular dog. Like, they don't have big giant heads, and it only weighed, like, 35 pounds.

   30. NANarrator17:29

       A pocket bully.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   He's an awesome guy,…

   1. AIAdrienne Iapalucci30:00

      fucking great story that is.

   2. JRJoe Rogan30:03

      He's an awesome guy, too. And that... But that's where crack was coming from.

   3. AIAdrienne Iapalucci30:09

      It's crazy.

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:09

      I mean, it was our own fucking government.

   5. AIAdrienne Iapalucci30:11

      Oh, yeah.

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:12

      It was, it was rogue p- I should be real clear about this. Probably rogue outlaw entities in our own government. The, the, uh, the... It's not like our government approves that.

   7. AIAdrienne Iapalucci30:22

      Didn't Reagan, like, put crack into the community pretty much?

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:25

      Reagan did it himself.

   9. AIAdrienne Iapalucci30:26

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:26

       He went in the middle of the night like Santa Claus.

   11. AIAdrienne Iapalucci30:28

       (laughs)

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:28

       (laughs) He's like, "A little, a little crack for everybody." Well, you know, that, the whole fucking, the, the drug war is just bananas when you're s- actually still selling drugs. Like, they call it the ... It's, it's a war on drug competition is all it is. It's not a drug war. The drugs are making billions of dollars. Like, okay-

   13. AIAdrienne Iapalucci30:46

       Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:46

       ... no more money for drugs. Drugs are now illegal to sell. Like, what are you talking about? This-

   15. AIAdrienne Iapalucci30:50

       No way.

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:51

       ... look at the amount of money that people make on just drugs that everyone agrees that ... Listen, I don't take Adderall, but I 100% support your right to take Adderall.

   17. AIAdrienne Iapalucci31:01

       Sure.

   18. JRJoe Rogan31:02

       I, I hear it's awesome. And people who take it, they can't shut the fuck up about it.

   19. AIAdrienne Iapalucci31:06

       Yeah, it's like, uh, me and my friend used to take Stacker too.

   20. JRJoe Rogan31:09

       Yeah.

   21. AIAdrienne Iapalucci31:09

       And I think it's the same thing. We would, like, do everything in the office. Everyone would love when we took it.

   22. JRJoe Rogan31:13

       But guess what, kids? That's a drug.

   23. AIAdrienne Iapalucci31:16

       Yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan31:17

       That's a drug.

   25. AIAdrienne Iapalucci31:17

       Absolutely.

   26. JRJoe Rogan31:18

       I mean, just the fact that you're getting it from your doctor.

   27. AIAdrienne Iapalucci31:21

       I mean, doctors prescribe so much stuff.

   28. JRJoe Rogan31:22

       Yeah, tell the doctor to sell coke. (laughs)

   29. AIAdrienne Iapalucci31:24

       Why not?

   30. JRJoe Rogan31:26

       If you-
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Sure. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      he probably put all that stuff here for us. It's just managing it correctly, you know? The ones that can be beneficial, like- like mushrooms, like MDMA, like th- all these things, they- they have a- a positive effect when done correctly with the right person. And-

   2. AIAdrienne Iapalucci45:16

      Sure.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:16

      And to deny that is just stupid at this point. To make them Schedule I drugs in 2023 with ChatGPT and everyone's got 5G, we know what the fuck is going on.

   4. AIAdrienne Iapalucci45:26

      Right.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:27

      Like, stop.

   6. AIAdrienne Iapalucci45:28

      But even something like gambling that's legal can still ruin your life.

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:31

      Fuck yeah, it can. Yeah.

   8. AIAdrienne Iapalucci45:33

      And like-

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:33

      And I support it.

   10. AIAdrienne Iapalucci45:34

       Yeah, my dad was a gambler.

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:36

       Gamble it up. Let's go.

   12. AIAdrienne Iapalucci45:36

       We had nothing. (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:37

       (laughs)

   14. AIAdrienne Iapalucci45:39

       He used to gamble with our lives pretty regularly.

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:42

       God, isn't that crazy? When, uh, I sta- first started playing pool, that's when I first started being around gamblers. I did- I had never been around gamblers as a child, and so I- I never knew, like, what that addiction is like, to watch it play out.

   16. AIAdrienne Iapalucci45:55

       Oh, yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:56

       It's crazy.

   18. AIAdrienne Iapalucci45:57

       My dad was, like, just emotionally unavailable.

   19. JRJoe Rogan46:00

       (Exhales) Just always wanted to gamble?

   20. AIAdrienne Iapalucci46:02

       Always wanted to gamble. We used to go to the OTB as kids.

   21. JRJoe Rogan46:04

       Oh, my-

   22. AIAdrienne Iapalucci46:04

       Like, the la- We went there so often, the lady behind the thing had my school picture up.

   23. JRJoe Rogan46:08

       Oh my God.

   24. AIAdrienne Iapalucci46:08

       That's how often we went there. Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan46:10

       Oh my God.

   26. AIAdrienne Iapalucci46:12

       Yeah, he was a bad gambler. But he also didn't make a lot of money, which is crazy.

   27. JRJoe Rogan46:16

       Oh.

   28. AIAdrienne Iapalucci46:16

       Right? It's like, you can't be a mailman and a gambler.

   29. JRJoe Rogan46:20

       It- it gets anybody. Any-

   30. AIAdrienne Iapalucci46:22

       No, I know.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:08:57

   To live right close…

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      You're, you're, you're l- laying down at the base of just insane force of nature, this immense body of water, and you've got the audacity to sleep-

   2. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:00:12

      To live right close to it.

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:13

      ... at the edges, at the edges where this impossible amount of water laps up. That's where you wanna put your house. (laughs)

   4. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:00:20

      I've had nightmares about, like, just a tsunami just like-

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:23

      (laughs)

   6. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:00:23

      ... engulfing my house.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:25

      I loved being at that place, but it was very illuminating. It's very illuminating why rich people wanna live, like, right on the water in Malibu, 'cause I was like, "Why would they wanna live right next to each other like that? That's crazy." And then you, like, rent a house there and you're like, "Oh, I get it." This is like magic. There's something magic about the water being right in front of you.

   8. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:00:43

      I would love, I would love to live on a beach.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:43

      It's magic. It's like it gives you magic energy. It's crazy. It's, there's something about it, like being right there it's like, "Wow, this feels cr- It feels like I'm on a drug."

   10. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:00:52

       And it's so calming.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:54

       So calming.... but at nighttime, it's terrifying. The same water that looks so inviting in the daytime, what's blue and you see the seagulls and it's beautiful, at nighttime, it becomes an angry monster that can swallow civilization. Just dark, dark black. You don't know what ... You can't see anything. You don't know what it ... It's an immense thing. And at any point in time, the Earth could just ... A little shift and then a fucking big one comes in. Whoosh. And it just all the way to Arizona. Just all the way to Arizona.

   12. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:01:31

       I think anything at night is a lot scarier.

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:01:33

       Oh, yeah.

   14. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:01:33

       Like, I'll come home 3:00 at night and I'll have to park two blocks away and I'm just like ... I have like, you know, pepper spray in my hand-

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:01:39

       Yeah.

   16. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:01:39

       ... and I have the whole thing.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:01:41

       Yeah.

   18. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:01:41

       Whereas during the day, it's, like, just different.

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:01:43

       I know. A different thi- ... Some things are really scary, but only in certain circumstances. Like, babies are never scary. But if you were in a moonlit forest-

   20. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:01:57

       Mm-hmm.

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:01:57

       ... and you were walking through the forest and you saw a naked baby just staring at you by itself, you would shit your pants.

   22. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:02:03

       I would definitely not help it.

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:02:05

       If you saw a baby just standing upright, just looking at you naked-

   24. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:02:09

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:02:09

       ... in a moonlit forest in the middle of nowhere. You had a hike in and you see a naked baby, you're like, "I gotta get the fuck out of here."

   26. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:02:16

       Yeah. First of all, you're like, "Where is this kid's parents?" (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:02:20

       Right, for sure. For sure you'd be-

   28. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:02:22

       Like, if-

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:02:22

       ... where this kid's parents, but you'd also be like, "Why is there a naked baby staring at me like a grown person?"

   30. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:02:28

       It's gotta be evil.

Episode duration: 2:25:40