Joe Rogan Experience #2019 - Tim Dillon

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. TDTim Dillon0:01

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience. (drum roll) Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (instrumental music)

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:12

      Hey, Tim.

   4. TDTim Dillon0:13

      Joe Rogan, thank you for having me.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:14

      What's up, my brother? Always good to see you.

   6. TDTim Dillon0:16

      Good to be here.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:17

      You escaped from LA before the massive strike.

   8. TDTim Dillon0:19

      Yeah, well there was a... I- I think it didn't affect flights as much as I thought, but it was a 11,000 city workers decided to strike, and a lot of those are air- but air traffic controllers are federal.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:31

      Ah.

   10. TDTim Dillon0:31

       But the baggage claim's all screwed up. They canceled a bunch of stuff.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:36

       (sighs)

   12. TDTim Dillon0:36

       I don't know. It's 11,000 city workers. I don't know what their, what, you know. It's- I think it's a- a bunch of different groups of them that want stuff.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:45

       Yeah, is there, like, specific demands? Like, is it pay increase, health care?

   14. TDTim Dillon0:48

       Maybe they want to stop getting killed by the homeless. (laughs)

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:52

       (laughs)

   16. TDTim Dillon0:52

       Maybe it's very reasonable. Maybe it has nothing to do with money, and they're like, "We just want to stop being, like, people flinging their excrement at us while we're cleaning the park."

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00

       Could be.

   18. TDTim Dillon1:01

       Yeah. I don't know what it is. I don't know what the demands are.

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:05

       You know-

   20. TDTim Dillon1:05

       Maybe they're scared they're gonna be replaced by AI, like the actors and writers.

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:09

       They might, they might be.

   22. TDTim Dillon1:10

       Who knows?

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:10

       You know what the sketchiest thing that I saw about the whole actor-writer thing was that for background players when people work on a film, they wanted access to their image forever.

   24. TDTim Dillon1:22

       Right.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:23

       So, they would take you and make a digital version of you.

   26. TDTim Dillon1:25

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:25

       So, if you're, like, a background guy, instead of paying background people to hang around in some crowd scene-

   28. TDTim Dillon1:29

       Right.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:30

       ... they will now just fill it in with you. So, the same background people, which is, like, one of the nuttiest fucking, like, fringe theories of any catastrophe, is that you have these, these actors.

   30. TDTim Dillon1:47

       Right.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Well, the crazy thing…

   1. TDTim Dillon15:00

      to me. And then that doesn't happen and everyone goes, "Duh."

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:02

      Well, the crazy thing is that it's been adopted wholesale by the left-

   3. TDTim Dillon15:07

      Yes.

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:07

      ... the people that are always the most skeptical about war.

   5. TDTim Dillon15:09

      Well, were, but I mean if you look at a lot of wars I guess in history, a lot of them have been started by Democrats. It seems like the party in power likes war. Seems like if you're the party in power in this country, you do like a war. Um, with the exception of Trump, and I know people get mad when I say this, but Trump wasn't in a ton of wars. I mean, he did do some drone strikes, he did things, but, you know, the party in power seems-

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:31

      He died like a dog. (laughs)

   7. TDTim Dillon15:33

      Right. (laughs) Right. The party in power, they seem to like war. And I get it.

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:36

      Always.

   9. TDTim Dillon15:37

      I would too. I would too, because it gives you something to, to talk about and do.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:41

       Well, Trump was, uh, the first guy that I ever saw who was a sitting president who openly admitted that the military-industrial complex wants you to go to war.

   11. TDTim Dillon15:49

       Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:50

       Like when Eisenhower was resigning, he said it, but Trump actually said that.

   13. TDTim Dillon15:53

       He said it.

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:54

       In an interview. I think it was with Steve Hilton on Fox.

   15. TDTim Dillon15:57

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:57

       Which is just a wild thing to hear, that they might be influenced-

   17. TDTim Dillon16:02

       Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan16:02

       ... to be more inclined to get in, not, not wars when they're necessary, but-

   19. TDTim Dillon16:06

       Yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan16:06

       ... like wars that they can justify-

   21. TDTim Dillon16:08

       Yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan16:08

       ... for financial reasons.

   23. TDTim Dillon16:09

       And listen, we should treat the people that serve in the military with the respect of being honest with them about what their mission is, right? And why they're somewhere.

   24. JRJoe Rogan16:17

       Yeah.

   25. TDTim Dillon16:17

       If you're gonna make the ultimate sacrifice for America, you're gonna be... Make that sacrifice. You're gonna put yourself in harm's way. You might die. You have a family and kids. They're not getting paid millions of dollars. We're not making them famous. They're not... You know what I mean? Like-

   26. JRJoe Rogan16:32

       Yeah.

   27. TDTim Dillon16:32

       ... the, you know, we should treat them with the respect of, like, the things they do should be vital and necessary for our security. They shouldn't just be out there making people money.

   28. JRJoe Rogan16:45

       Right. Exactly.

   29. TDTim Dillon16:46

       Which is why when I run to governor-

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:48

       (laughs)
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   (laughs) …

   1. TDTim Dillon30:00

      and it ain't easy. It's fun to be on that TV show that she had, but then you have to do it every night. A- They're icing their joints.

   2. JRJoe Rogan30:07

      (laughs)

   3. TDTim Dillon30:09

      A-... You know, it's hard. They're in the trailer.

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:12

      Ugh.

   5. TDTim Dillon30:12

      It's fucking tough. Lizzo had to start getting on some of them going like, "You gotta tone it down. You know, it's becoming a problem, you know? The weight is becoming a problem." And then, then Lizzo's response was she's like, "I would never fire any of them because of their weight." It's like, what a weird statement. They're dancers. How fat can they get?

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:30

      (laughs)

   7. TDTim Dillon30:32

      ... how fucking big can they get? If I wanted to be a dancer for Taylor Swift, and she came up to me and went, "You're too fat to do this," I'd go, "That makes sense."

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:41

      (laughs)

   9. TDTim Dillon30:41

      And I'd leave with some dignity. But these women, Lizzo has them on stage, she has them dancing, and then all of a sudden, you know, she's abusing or making them do weird shit. And they all are now suing her, and her streaming has slowed down big time. The ads-

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:59

       Oh.

   11. TDTim Dillon30:59

       You know how it is.

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:59

       Yeah.

   13. TDTim Dillon30:59

       It's a big, uh, cancellation.

   14. JRJoe Rogan31:01

       So, did she... Th- so, this show, were these girls dancers before they got on her show?

   15. TDTim Dillon31:06

       No, because you-

   16. JRJoe Rogan31:07

       Or was it just girls?

   17. TDTim Dillon31:07

       ... can't be a dancer at a certain-

   18. JRJoe Rogan31:11

       Right.

   19. TDTim Dillon31:11

       Let's just be very honest here. They're not at the, at the ballet. You know how the-

   20. JRJoe Rogan31:17

       Of course.

   21. TDTim Dillon31:17

       ... ballerinas are on their tippy-toes?

   22. JRJoe Rogan31:18

       Yes.

   23. TDTim Dillon31:19

       That's not happening. These women, it's f- a fetish, dancing.

   24. JRJoe Rogan31:23

       Yes.

   25. TDTim Dillon31:24

       It's a, these are larger women, okay? And I don't mean, like, "Ooh, I had a cheesecake." I mean, like, these are big, big, big ladies, and they're dancing because Lizzo's whole thing, Lizzo's like, "I'm not getting enough attention just being the fatty up front. I want everyone on stage to be fat-"

   26. JRJoe Rogan31:39

       Mm-hmm.

   27. TDTim Dillon31:39

       "... so I can get more praise."

   28. JRJoe Rogan31:41

       Right.

   29. TDTim Dillon31:42

       'Cause the media will be like, "Not only is she fat, everyone's fat. The whole stage looks like shit. How good of a person is she?"

   30. JRJoe Rogan31:48

       Uh.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   That's right. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      adults are with your children more than you are during the day.

   2. TDTim Dillon45:04

      That's right.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:05

      They're there for hours and hours-

   4. TDTim Dillon45:07

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:07

      ... with the undivided attention of your kids.

   6. TDTim Dillon45:10

      That's right.

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:11

      And some of 'em are fucking loons.

   8. TDTim Dillon45:14

      Some of them are nuts.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:15

      And some of them think that they have a job to do, to like remove the programming of the parents that they-

   10. TDTim Dillon45:23

       Right.

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:23

       ... don't agree with.

   12. TDTim Dillon45:24

       Right.

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:24

       So they w- could not agree with the parents and tell the kids that the parents are wrong and they're right. Like-

   14. TDTim Dillon45:30

       Right.

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:30

       Which is a real creepy thing because-

   16. TDTim Dillon45:32

       Yes.

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:33

       ... I don't know who's right and who's wrong, which is... This is a made-up scenario, right? But just that someone would decide that they are right and the parents are wrong, and they wanna convince this child of something, whether it's, uh, they have political leanings-

   18. TDTim Dillon45:49

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:50

       ... or whether it's their, their attitude on whatever the fuck it is.

   20. TDTim Dillon45:52

       Whatever it is, yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:52

       Whatever it is. That someone would get into your kid's head-

   22. TDTim Dillon45:56

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan45:56

       ... and have some very questionable and debatable ideas that they're trying to push as doctrine.

   24. TDTim Dillon46:03

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan46:04

       And that does happen. I've had some shitty fucking teachers that will just tell you, you know, tell you that they are right about certain things.

   26. TDTim Dillon46:12

       Yes. I used to do cocaine with the substitutes at my school, and those were... That was kinda the level of teacher we had. But we had some great teachers, and then we had some teachers that were not great, right?

   27. JRJoe Rogan46:23

       Yeah.

   28. TDTim Dillon46:24

       There, you know, we all know those teachers, right? We all know those teachers who had a kind of an agenda. Like-

   29. JRJoe Rogan46:30

       Yeah.

   30. TDTim Dillon46:30

       ... they went in, and they were like... They were teachers 'cause nobody would listen to them.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:13:23

   Always a winner. …

   1. TDTim Dillon1:00:00

      shopping all day.

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      Always a winner.

   3. TDTim Dillon1:00:00

      She went to the grocery store.

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:01

      Yeah. In the past, she was a winner.

   5. TDTim Dillon1:00:03

      (laughs) Yeah, sh- you're right.

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:04

      I did my winning-

   7. TDTim Dillon1:00:05

      Yes, she, right. (laughs)

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:07

      ... in another life.

   9. TDTim Dillon1:00:08

      Yeah. She was like, "I was Napoleon." You know, and-

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:10

       Imagine bragging about a past life. (laughs)

   11. TDTim Dillon1:00:12

       Well, that's what she would do. She would get hap- so, it always turned me off to it 'cause I was like-

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:16

       (burps)

   13. TDTim Dillon1:00:16

       ... "Oh, this bitch seemed like-"

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:17

       Yeah.

   15. TDTim Dillon1:00:17

       And then Shirley MacLaine would have some workshop where all these crazy bitches would go in, that, of course, had nothing to do during the day-

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:00:24

       Yeah.

   17. TDTim Dillon1:00:24

       ... and they would sit there, and then Shirley MacLaine would be like, "And you were a, you know, you were the Queen of England."

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:00:30

       (laughs)

   19. TDTim Dillon1:00:32

       (laughs) And, "You were Napoleon, and you were a soldier who tried to kill Hitler. You kept trying to kill him, but you didn't get..." And it was this weird shit that, like, Shirley MacLaine would tell all these people that, like, they were, like, I don't know, like-

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:00:46

       Yeah. It's just huckster stuff. It's-

   21. TDTim Dillon1:00:47

       ... important. It feels-

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:00:48

       It's tough- yeah.

   23. TDTim Dillon1:00:48

       A lot of it feels like that.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:00:50

       Yeah, it's, um, tent church hustlers.

   25. TDTim Dillon1:00:52

       They sell crystals by Malibu.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:00:53

       Yeah. Mm-hmm.

   27. TDTim Dillon1:00:54

       You know, like, you drive down the PCH, there's, like, a crystal truck on the side of the road.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:00:58

       Yeah.

   29. TDTim Dillon1:00:58

       What is that?

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:00:59

       What is that?

Episode duration: 3:15:02