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Joe Rogan Experience #2019 - Tim Dillon

Tim Dillon is a comedian, actor, podcaster, and author. He's the host of "The Tim Dillon Show" and author of "Death by Boomers: How the Worst Generation Destroyed the Planet, but First a Child," scheduled for publication on December 5, 2023. www.timdilloncomedy.com

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  1. 0:011:10

    LA city worker strike, airport chaos, and AI job anxiety

    1. TD

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

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    3. JR

      Hey, Tim.

    4. TD

      Joe Rogan, thank you for having me.

    5. JR

      What's up, my brother? Always good to see you.

    6. TD

      Good to be here.

    7. JR

      You escaped from LA before the massive strike.

    8. TD

      Yeah, well there was a... I- I think it didn't affect flights as much as I thought, but it was a 11,000 city workers decided to strike, and a lot of those are air- but air traffic controllers are federal.

    9. JR

      Ah.

    10. TD

      But the baggage claim's all screwed up. They canceled a bunch of stuff.

    11. JR

      (sighs)

    12. TD

      I don't know. It's 11,000 city workers. I don't know what their, what, you know. It's- I think it's a- a bunch of different groups of them that want stuff.

    13. JR

      Yeah, is there, like, specific demands? Like, is it pay increase, health care?

    14. TD

      Maybe they want to stop getting killed by the homeless. (laughs)

    15. JR

      (laughs)

    16. TD

      Maybe it's very reasonable. Maybe it has nothing to do with money, and they're like, "We just want to stop being, like, people flinging their excrement at us while we're cleaning the park."

    17. JR

      Could be.

    18. TD

      Yeah. I don't know what it is. I don't know what the demands are.

    19. JR

      You know-

    20. TD

      Maybe they're scared they're gonna be replaced by AI, like the actors and writers.

    21. JR

      They might, they might be.

    22. TD

      Who knows?

  2. 1:103:36

    Hollywood’s AI fight: background actors, likeness rights, and the “unstoppable train”

    1. JR

      You know what the sketchiest thing that I saw about the whole actor-writer thing was that for background players when people work on a film, they wanted access to their image forever.

    2. TD

      Right.

    3. JR

      So, they would take you and make a digital version of you.

    4. TD

      Yeah.

    5. JR

      So, if you're, like, a background guy, instead of paying background people to hang around in some crowd scene-

    6. TD

      Right.

    7. JR

      ... they will now just fill it in with you. So, the same background people, which is, like, one of the nuttiest fucking, like, fringe theories of any catastrophe, is that you have these, these actors.

    8. TD

      Right.

    9. JR

      Like, what do they call them? Catast-

    10. TD

      Crisis actors.

    11. JR

      Crisis actors, right.

    12. TD

      Right.

    13. JR

      Where these people are hired by the federal government.

    14. TD

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      And they're- they appear in, like, multiple different scenarios-

    16. TD

      Yeah.

    17. JR

      ... where they say that something happened to them-

    18. TD

      Right.

    19. JR

      ... and the shooter entered into the building, and-

    20. TD

      Yeah.

    21. JR

      Yeah.

    22. TD

      Well, they're striking next, the crisis actors.

    23. JR

      (laughs)

    24. TD

      They're gonna go, "I am worried that my likeness will be used at Sandy Hook in perpetuity without my..." Yeah, it's weird. It's weird because it doesn't seem like there's a way to prevent it, you know?

    25. JR

      Prevent the digital use of your imagery? Yes.

    26. TD

      Well, everybody's, every business in the world is using AI, right?

    27. JR

      Yeah.

    28. TD

      You know, these movie studios and, you know, streamers spent a lot of money investing in, uh, AI technology during the pandemic. They... A lot of in-house AI projects, and-

    29. JR

      Yeah.

    30. TD

      ... you know, I imagine that they're gonna utilize that technology to some degree. I agree, though, that it's creepy, and it will eliminate a lot of jobs. And if there's a way to stop them, great, but is there?

  3. 3:365:04

    AI music and superstar fandom: Post Malone, Taylor Swift, and what “live” means

    1. TD

      ... like, Drake songs that they're coming out with AI, sort of Eminem song that just came out with, they're good.

    2. JR

      Yeah.

    3. TD

      They're good.

    4. JR

      I was just having a conversation with Post Malone about it. 'Cause, you know, Post uses, like, autotune, but he writes all his own songs, you know? And he s- he performs all his own songs, and I think his fans want to know that's him singing a song. They would probably still enjoy a fake Post Malone song, but dude, when I saw him live last night. When you see these people singing along with him, it's something really powerful, man.

    5. TD

      Yeah.

    6. JR

      It's- it's not just like a regular concert. It, they- they fucking love that dude.

    7. TD

      Well, look at the Taylor Swift thing, which I feel-

    8. JR

      Yes.

    9. TD

      ... very left out of because I'm the only person that has not seen it. And I don't, I don't get it. Like, she's clearly talented, and God bless, I just don't have that thing where I'm like-

    10. JR

      But you're not a girl. That's all it is.

    11. TD

      Yeah, but the, but the dudes are there too.

    12. JR

      Yeah. Dave Portnoy loves it.

    13. TD

      They all, a lot of people love it. And I don't get it, and I just... And I don't begrudge anyone else getting it. It's just not-

    14. JR

      But maybe if you go to one live, you'll get it.

    15. TD

      Yeah.

    16. JR

      'Cause it's supposed to be a spectacular show.

    17. TD

      S- s- s- sure.

    18. JR

      Like, tons of dancers and visuals.

    19. TD

      Great. Yeah, I just. (laughs)

    20. JR

      (laughs)

    21. TD

      That's phenomenal. I grew up listening to people like Tina Turner and Janis Joplin.

    22. JR

      Yeah.

    23. TD

      And so, to me-

    24. JR

      Right.

    25. TD

      ... it's like Taylor Swift, but it's different. It's different.

    26. JR

      Yeah.

    27. TD

      That's all I'm gonna say. I don't wanna be attacked. I don't want people following me. It's just, it's different.

  4. 5:047:32

    Barbie, “not for you” entertainment, and the culture-war monetization loop

    1. JR

      It's- it's just, it's... You know what I mean? It's like, this is, like, the same thing about the Barbie movie.

    2. TD

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      Maybe it's not for you.

    4. TD

      That's right.

    5. JR

      And if it's not for you, and you're-

    6. TD

      That's okay.

    7. JR

      ... going and giving this scathing review of-

    8. TD

      Right.

    9. JR

      ... something that's clearly not for you.

    10. TD

      Right.

    11. JR

      Look, I get it if that's your business. You're in the culture war business. You're in the critique business.

    12. TD

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      You're- you're in the reaction video business.

    14. TD

      Right.

    15. JR

      I get it.

    16. TD

      Right.

    17. JR

      I get it. But just as, like, a rational person-

    18. TD

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      ... like, imagine being mad that people like Taylor Swift.

    20. TD

      No, there's no anger. I would lo- I actually, like most cultural things, I wish I got it.

    21. JR

      Eh- eh- eh-

    22. TD

      My life would be easier if I got, like, I would be more included. I would be able to participate in conversations easier.

    23. JR

      Yeah.

    24. TD

      I- I wanna be in.

    25. JR

      Right.

    26. TD

      All these things that people like that I can't get into, I want to be in.

    27. JR

      The Barbie movie is an interesting one.

    28. TD

      Yeah.

    29. JR

      Because it is clearly a movie that's made for girls.

    30. TD

      Right.

  5. 7:329:15

    Woke consumer paranoia and conservative “witch hunts” after Bud Light

    1. TD

      Well, there's I think there's an idea that, uh, you know, that everything that's out right now, there is political implications to everything.

    2. JR

      Everything.

    3. TD

      And that's kind of exhausting.

    4. JR

      Yeah.

    5. TD

      Right? It's tiring, right? Figuring out if your yogurt is woke.

    6. JR

      Uh, yeah.

    7. TD

      Like going through your grocery, going, o- opening your refrigerator and going, "What's woke? Is the mustard woke?" It's, it's crazy, and I think people are a little sick of it, and I think it's a little... First of all, all the food's poison. Let's start there.

    8. JR

      (laughs)

    9. TD

      That should make more sense. It should be the, the barbecue sauce is liquid sugar poison, not does it want trans people, you know, to fucking take their tits out at the White House. It's food, and it shouldn't, you know... But it's, it's a level of wild that, you know, I don't think people were prepared for. I think Bud Light made a little bit of a mess, right?

    10. JR

      Yeah.

    11. TD

      They put Dylan Mulvaney, uh, out there, and then I think people, you know, were kind of like, "Hey, what's going on?" And then it just became a firestorm, and then like everything else, it's like contagion.

    12. JR

      Yeah.

    13. TD

      So it spreads now. And now it's like, well, what is Chick-fil-A doing? Are they doing stuff that they shouldn't be doing?

    14. JR

      Yeah.

    15. TD

      And it's kind of, it's just, it's getting tiring.

    16. JR

      Conservatives are trying to find fake conservatives.

    17. TD

      Yes.

    18. JR

      Like they're engaging in the same sort of behavioral that they-

    19. TD

      Yes.

    20. JR

      ... accuse the liberals of doing of these liberal witch hunts.

    21. TD

      Yes.

    22. JR

      They're doing it with conservatives. Like, you could never be woke enough, you could never be s- conservative enough. Some of them, like-

    23. TD

      Right.

    24. JR

      ... want to call people closet cons- like closet liberals, or you know that term rhino.

    25. TD

      Yeah.

    26. JR

      Republican in name only. It's really-

    27. TD

      Yes, for sure.

    28. JR

      It's fa- the tri- the tribal war between-

    29. TD

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      ... human beings that seemingly will always exist.

  6. 9:1516:46

    Ukraine, Iraq-war déjà vu, and incentives that keep conflicts rolling

    1. JR

      And, and has the same behavior that the thing that it hated decades earlier, like on the left, like this, this want for war in Ukraine, this trust-

    2. TD

      Yes.

    3. JR

      ... in the military industrial complex in Ukraine.

    4. TD

      Yes.

    5. JR

      Like what happened to you guys?

    6. TD

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      Like you guys are a totally different thing. Like no one's discussing-

    8. TD

      Every argument made against, rightly, the Iraq War-

    9. JR

      Yes.

    10. TD

      ... and the Afghanistan War, like what's the plan?

    11. JR

      Yes.

    12. TD

      We're gonna be in a quagmire.

    13. JR

      Yes.

    14. TD

      You know, the money would be better used at home. All of those arguments were used, you know, ad nauseum by people on the left, and they were right. And now if you bring up any of those arguments about the Ukraine, you're called heartless.

    15. JR

      It's weird, man.

    16. TD

      You're called a Putin apologist.

    17. JR

      It's weird.

    18. TD

      So it's weird.

    19. JR

      And the best take on it was Trump.

    20. TD

      Right.

    21. JR

      When he was doing the, what is her name? Kaitlan Collins? Is that what her name is? The journalist that was asking him, and she was kind of like trying to say in a gotcha way-

    22. TD

      Right, who do you want to win?

    23. JR

      "Do you want, were you craned to win this war?" And he said, "I, I just want people to stop dying." And that-

    24. TD

      Yeah.

    25. JR

      ... is somehow controversial.

    26. TD

      Yeah, and that's the-

    27. JR

      And because it's coming from him.

    28. TD

      Right. Anything that he says, no matter how logical it is, people are going to, uh, attack.

    29. JR

      100%.

    30. TD

      And, and that was a very logical statement, "I just want people to stop dying." By the way, that's the appropriate response to truly really every war out there.

  7. 16:4620:45

    Power, grift, and why politicians ‘steal’: insider trading and DC corruption logic

    1. TD

      Which is why when I run to governor-

    2. JR

      (laughs)

    3. TD

      ... when I run for governor of California, which I should.

    4. JR

      You could probably win.

    5. TD

      I actually thought about it, you know, maybe not seriously, but, you know, maybe... I said, "Why not? Why not?"

    6. JR

      You would really get a lot of votes.

    7. TD

      There's something about it, because-

    8. JR

      If you were serious about it?

    9. TD

      I'm, I might be serious about it, because, like, I, I... The only thing that's gonna be against me is the hours and hours I have of me talking.

    10. JR

      (yawns)

    11. TD

      That's gonna be tough, because people are gonna be able to isolate-

    12. JR

      Sure.

    13. TD

      ... lots of things I've said and they've go... They're gonna go, "Hey, this is crazy."

    14. JR

      But don't you think-

    15. TD

      And I also might get bored with the job in a week and quit.

    16. JR

      Uh, that's the problem.

    17. TD

      That's the problem.

    18. JR

      That's the real problem. (laughs)

    19. TD

      I might just, I might just book, like, a comedy club in-

    20. JR

      (laughs) Des Moines.

    21. TD

      Yeah. It's nowhere good. And I might just leave and go, "This is kind of boring." 'Cause I don't think... You know, I don't know. Governing... Running seems great. Winning is great. Governing seems te- terrible.

    22. JR

      It doesn't seem like it's totally doable.

    23. TD

      That's right.

    24. JR

      It seems like whatever changes you make... First of all, imagine you're a guy or a gal or a non-binary person just becomes-

    25. TD

      Of course.

    26. JR

      ... the president. You have to run in and fix all of the chaos. You have to deal with everything involving foreign policy. You're responsible for everything involving infrastructure, transportation, anything financial. You're responsible for all-

    27. TD

      It's tough.

    28. JR

      ... the failures. You get very little credit for the success.

    29. TD

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      They'll, they'll just name the innovators in each field that, that did this and you got lucky.

  8. 20:4528:31

    DC as House of Cards: suspicious deaths, elite immunity, and conspiracy gravity

    1. JR

      'Cause they kinda did, right? I don't know how they did it, but that's, this is something that, um... What's that woman's name who wrote that book? Uh, Donna...

    2. TD

      Brazile?

    3. JR

      Donna Brazile, yeah. She talked about it, and she talked about being terrified after, uh, Seth Rich got murdered.

    4. TD

      Right.

    5. JR

      You know?

    6. TD

      She was terrified for her own life?

    7. JR

      Sure. I mean-

    8. TD

      Right.

    9. JR

      So like, like peop- Like just random violence.

    10. TD

      House of Cards.

    11. JR

      Not, not murder.

    12. TD

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      But random violence-

    14. TD

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      ... is common in DC.

    16. TD

      That, that-

    17. JR

      Like DC is a-

    18. TD

      Right. But also, that probably wasn't...

    19. JR

      Probably wasn't random.

    20. TD

      And that Hou- House of Cards, if you rewatch it, I re-watched it, it is probably pretty close to the way things happen. I mean, listen, they... Do they make it fun to watch? Absolutely. I guaran- When, but when everybody's being blackmailed and controlled and people disappear and die...

    21. JR

      Yeah.

    22. TD

      That probably is close to the way it works.

    23. JR

      Probably real close.

    24. TD

      Probably real close.

    25. JR

      Yeah, super close. (laughs)

    26. TD

      But then you think, how else could it work, right? Like, it's weird to envision... It's almost weirder to think of it not working like that, in a weird way. Not to be too cynical about it, but like, like th- Just imagining people showing up in like good faith debating each other and being like, "Well, I see your point," and, "Well, I have a point." Like, it feels like that's a total fantasy. That would be great, and I'd love that to happen. That feels more of a fantasy than House of Cards where they're like, "Oh, you don't wanna vote on that bill? Take a look at that envelope," and it's just-

    27. JR

      Yeah.

    28. TD

      ... some, you and some chick you're fucking-

    29. JR

      Yeah.

    30. TD

      ... walking out of a restaurant. That seems to be more the way it happens.

  9. 28:3144:07

    Lizzo lawsuits, ‘body positivity’ backlash, and the health-vs-reality argument

    1. TD

      That's what Lizzo should've done with those bitches.

    2. JR

      Ah, the Lizzo sh- (laughs)

    3. TD

      With those bitches who turned on her-

    4. JR

      (coughs)

    5. TD

      ... because sh- she was trying to help them. First of all, that- that's not even a chara-... Like, you don't get to be a fat backup dancer. That doesn't exist. It's not real. Lizzo made that category of person. She made it, and then they turned on her. That's crazy. She made it.

    6. JR

      What did she, what is she accused of?

    7. TD

      Fat shaming them, making them rehearse, making them stand up. That's what their version of fat shaming is.

    8. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    9. TD

      Making them stand up and walk onto the stage. Making them rehearse, taking them to a sex club in Amsterdam where, uh, the performers are shooting, uh, bananas out of their pussies, because this is what happens. And Lizzo's, like, forcing them to touch the nude performers and force one of them to eat a banana that came out of the vagina of a sex worker... Performer, dancer in the sex club. Lizzo makes the girl... She's like, "Eat the banana, eat the banana," and then the girl gets really angry at that. But supposedly, Lizzo was just, uh, abusing her power.

    10. JR

      Mm.

    11. TD

      This is what they're all saying.

    12. JR

      Mm.

    13. TD

      But I don't know if I buy that. I think it's bitter people, maybe, that are angry. 'Cause they all look like Lizzo.

    14. JR

      Ugh.

    15. TD

      This is what's gonna drive them nuts. They look exactly like her. And she's worth $40 million, and they're probably getting paid shit. So they're in the background every night dancing, and it ain't easy. It's fun to be on that TV show that she had, but then you have to do it every night. A- They're icing their joints.

    16. JR

      (laughs)

    17. TD

      A-... You know, it's hard. They're in the trailer.

    18. JR

      Ugh.

    19. TD

      It's fucking tough. Lizzo had to start getting on some of them going like, "You gotta tone it down. You know, it's becoming a problem, you know? The weight is becoming a problem." And then, then Lizzo's response was she's like, "I would never fire any of them because of their weight." It's like, what a weird statement. They're dancers. How fat can they get?

    20. JR

      (laughs)

    21. TD

      ... how fucking big can they get? If I wanted to be a dancer for Taylor Swift, and she came up to me and went, "You're too fat to do this," I'd go, "That makes sense."

    22. JR

      (laughs)

    23. TD

      And I'd leave with some dignity. But these women, Lizzo has them on stage, she has them dancing, and then all of a sudden, you know, she's abusing or making them do weird shit. And they all are now suing her, and her streaming has slowed down big time. The ads-

    24. JR

      Oh.

    25. TD

      You know how it is.

    26. JR

      Yeah.

    27. TD

      It's a big, uh, cancellation.

    28. JR

      So, did she... Th- so, this show, were these girls dancers before they got on her show?

    29. TD

      No, because you-

    30. JR

      Or was it just girls?

  10. 44:0754:07

    Schools, sexuality, book bans, and de-transitioners: parenting in a trust-collapse era

    1. TD

      Yeah. Well, now it's important to like... Local, local stuff's important now, right? Like your family.

    2. JR

      Yeah.

    3. TD

      You can't really rely on institutions. You can try to improve them, but the local stuff's important, like your family, your community, the values that people have, right?

    4. JR

      Yeah.

    5. TD

      And the schools you send your kids to. Like, the, the context you provide your kids now. So when a tea- when they come home, they go, "Well, the teacher said this." And you go, "Yeah, yeah, but let me..." You can't outsource it anymore-

    6. JR

      Hm.

    7. TD

      ... and trust that your kids are gonna get, like, a good education. You have to get involved and go, "Okay, your teacher might have some points. But also, there's also a whole other world here." Like, I think... I don't think we could send kids to school and have them go, like, "No, your teacher's right about everything," which I never believed.

    8. JR

      Yeah.

    9. TD

      I never believed that somebody driving a Toyota Camry was correct.

    10. JR

      But you also have to think that those adults are with your children more than you are during the day.

    11. TD

      That's right.

    12. JR

      They're there for hours and hours-

    13. TD

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      ... with the undivided attention of your kids.

    15. TD

      That's right.

    16. JR

      And some of 'em are fucking loons.

    17. TD

      Some of them are nuts.

    18. JR

      And some of them think that they have a job to do, to like remove the programming of the parents that they-

    19. TD

      Right.

    20. JR

      ... don't agree with.

    21. TD

      Right.

    22. JR

      So they w- could not agree with the parents and tell the kids that the parents are wrong and they're right. Like-

    23. TD

      Right.

    24. JR

      Which is a real creepy thing because-

    25. TD

      Yes.

    26. JR

      ... I don't know who's right and who's wrong, which is... This is a made-up scenario, right? But just that someone would decide that they are right and the parents are wrong, and they wanna convince this child of something, whether it's, uh, they have political leanings-

    27. TD

      Yeah.

    28. JR

      ... or whether it's their, their attitude on whatever the fuck it is.

    29. TD

      Whatever it is, yeah.

    30. JR

      Whatever it is. That someone would get into your kid's head-

  11. 54:071:04:53

    Religion, DMT, and spiritual ‘credit scores’: searching for meaning without hucksters

    1. JR

      It's, it's always interesting to, like, go, "Okay, how did you come to that?" Like when really brilliant people are very religious, I'm always interested.

    2. TD

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      I'm always like, "That's interesting."

    4. TD

      And I, what's very interesting is, like, I, for me, my grandmother and grandfather were deeply religious. My grandmother was a liberal, my grandfather was a conservative. So politically, they were completely different, but they each went to mass every day and they believed deeply in, in the Catholic faith, right? And they had great lives, and it was a very important thing for both of them. But politically, they came out of com- from completely different ways. So he'd vote for Reagan, and she'd vote for, uh, whoever, right? Mondale.

    5. JR

      Wow. A, a divided household.

    6. TD

      Well, no. It was they were different. My grand- my grandfather was my father's father, my grandmother was my mother's mother. But they got along, they loved me, they were great people. They were very religious. But my grandmother said, "I don't, I, for example, don't believe women that want abortions should have to go to a back alley." And my grandfather said, "I believe that life starts at conception. We should not have legal ab-" They was a big disagreement.

    7. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    8. TD

      But, like they bo- and to some people, that would've disqualified my grandmother. They would've been like, "Well, she's not a real Christian." But she was out teaching catechism-... helping people, volunteering, doing all this stuff that Jesus probably would've done, you know?

    9. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    10. TD

      So, it was like they were completely different. But, yeah, it is interesting when you're deeply religious. I think it's, it's a lot of, like, you know, without religion, it is difficult, without some idea of why we're here and what we're doing, it is a, it's a tough go of it-

    11. JR

      Yeah.

    12. TD

      ... for a lot of people.

    13. JR

      It's a, it's a tough go of it as a pure intellectual.

    14. TD

      Right.

    15. JR

      You know? And some of the smartest people I know are really freaked out about life.

    16. TD

      Everything that's just chance and theories and going like, one guy gets in a car, another guy gets in a car, that guy makes it home, that guy doesn't-

    17. JR

      Yeah.

    18. TD

      Living with the reality of that every day is really tough.

    19. JR

      Yeah.

    20. TD

      You know what I mean?

    21. JR

      It is.

    22. TD

      So, I think what, you know, these systems that, you know, are very comforting, and it would be great if there was some version of it that was true. Like, if there was some omniscient being rewarding the good and punishing the bad-

    23. JR

      Yeah.

    24. TD

      ... phenomenal.

    25. JR

      I think there's a lot of that-

    26. TD

      But maybe there's a third way, which you talk about a lot, and that's from, like, the DMT and stuff like that. Maybe there's an, maybe we all just go to some peaceful energy field? Isn't that kind of the game?

    27. JR

      Who know, well, who knows what we are? Like-

    28. TD

      Right.

    29. JR

      We think of our consciousness as our consciousness coming out of our mouth through our words.

    30. TD

      Right.

  12. 1:04:531:15:26

    Advertising, consumerism, and corporate trust: from Budweiser patriotism to culture-war branding

    1. TD

      That's why I always liked Jerry Seinfeld 'cause he goes, "I like things."

    2. JR

      Yeah.

    3. TD

      Like he, he does this advert- this speech he did at, uh, the Clio, these advertising awards? He got one of them. And he just, he does this whole thing, it's so brilliant, and he goes, he goes, "I like advertising because I like lying." And he talks about-

    4. JR

      (laughs)

    5. TD

      He goes, "If things don't make you happy, you don't have the right things." And you, you hear it, it's so funny, right?

    6. JR

      Yeah.

    7. TD

      And people would be like, "It's so disgusting." Of course it's, it's, you know, at the end of the day, people make you happy, love makes you happy, community, family, all that makes you happy. But when he talks about things making you happy, it's so funny and so him in the way he sells it. The way Jerry Seinfeld sells like, he goes, "There's nothing better than a pair of Levi's." Or, or, you know?

    8. JR

      Yeah.

    9. TD

      Or he goes, uh, uh, "A Volkswagen Beetle or a Bic pen." He's like, "If things don't make you happy, you don't have the right things." It's so funny and I feel like he does think a little bit like that.

    10. JR

      Yeah.

    11. TD

      'Cause that is a group of person too, where they're almost spiritually connected to inanimate objects.

    12. JR

      Yeah.

    13. TD

      You know? Like, and, and he said, "This is all gonna be in my new book, Soulful Materialism." (laughs)

    14. JR

      (laughs)

    15. TD

      But it's just funny to me because it's like there are people you meet that, when you talk to them, you go, "Oh, yeah, like, this does mean a lot to you."

    16. JR

      That's a very funny premise though. That's a very-

    17. TD

      It's so funny.

    18. JR

      ... good Jerry Seinfeld premise.

    19. TD

      It's the best thing I've, like I'm, I- I think his w-, you know, I'm not familiar with all of his comedy shows, brilliant. Obviously his comedy's brilliant, but that awards speech I saw was like this very unique different thing that he goes, he goes, he goes, "Yeah, these awards," he goes, he goes, "Here's what they really are." He goes, "I know this award means nothing." He goes, "And I know that because the last, uh, the last time we did this, you know, the last time they had this awards show, they left a bunch of them up on stage and you all just came up here and grabbed them." He goes, "You didn't earn them."

    20. JR

      (laughs)

    21. TD

      But he goes, "You just brought them home because they prop up your meaningless lives." It was the, it's the best thing I've seen from him, it was my just favorite thing, because it does seem like he's totally raw.

    22. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    23. TD

      And I feel like that is him.

    24. JR

      Yeah.

    25. TD

      Like he is being real in that moment where he's basically like, "No, this is what it is."

    26. JR

      Yeah.

    27. TD

      "Yeah, here's the shiny thing."

    28. JR

      Yeah.

    29. TD

      He goes, "It doesn't matter that it doesn't work when I get it home, I want it now," he goes, "I want the thing on the commercial. I want it now." And there is something so deeply American about that. It is disturbing-

    30. JR

      Yeah.

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