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Joe Rogan Experience #2031 - Luis J. Gomez

Luis J. Gomez is a stand-up comic, writer, and producer. He's a host of multiple podcasts, including "Legion of Skanks" with Big Jay Oakerson and Dave Smith, and "Real Ass Podcast" with Zac Amico. Watch his new stand-up special September 5 on YouTube. www.luisofskanks.com

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Jun 27, 20242h 31mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:0015:00

    (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast.…

    1. NA

      (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out.

    2. NA

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

    3. NA

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music)

    4. LG

      Are we on? Are we just on?

    5. JR

      Are we on?

    6. NA

      Yeah.

    7. LG

      Sweet. All right. I didn't know if we were talking on the podcast or just being dudes. (laughs)

    8. JR

      Yeah. (laughs) That's the beautiful thing about podcasts ...

    9. LG

      It really is, yeah.

    10. JR

      ... is kind of just hanging.

    11. LG

      Yeah. Um, but yeah, I- I- I smoked weed since I was like 17, um, and it was illegal. And you just-

    12. JR

      Yeah.

    13. LG

      All these like formative years spending my life being afraid that a cop was going to come and arrest me. And I've been arrested for smoking weed like 10 times in New York City.

    14. JR

      Wow.

    15. LG

      Because I'm an idiot and I just, you know-

    16. JR

      Right.

    17. LG

      Uh, and it's just a game of numbers. I would just- we would roll a blunt in the park, you smoke it, and every time for some reason the cop would always take me. All my friends they'd be like, "You know, we gotta take one of you." And it was always- and I'm the only brown kid in the group.

    18. JR

      Oh.

    19. LG

      So every single time they were like, "We're gonna take you."

    20. JR

      Oh.

    21. LG

      And then they'd take you to central bookings for a day.

    22. JR

      Oh.

    23. LG

      And, uh-

    24. JR

      They would literally say, "I have to take one of you?"

    25. LG

      Yeah.

    26. JR

      Oh my God.

    27. LG

      Yeah.

    28. JR

      And none of your friends go, "Hey, you got Louis the last three times. I'm not gonna get in there."

    29. LG

      Not once.

    30. JR

      (laughs)

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    No way. Totally different…

    1. LG

      you. Edibles are-

    2. JR

      No way. Totally different though, you know. It's a totally different drug.

    3. LG

      What do you mean?

    4. JR

      It's a totally different drug.

    5. LG

      Like your body metabolizes it differently?

    6. JR

      Yeah, it becomes, um, 5-hydro... 11-hydroxy metabolite, right? That's what it is. It's, uh, it's processed by your liver and it's just a way more potent psychoactive.

    7. LG

      Oh, and that's probably not good for your liver.

    8. JR

      I don't know. I don't think it's bad for your liver. I, I think especially if you're not, like, fucking blasting it every day. I've never heard that it's toxic.

    9. LG

      There's got... There's... It can't all be good. Weed can't just be the perfect drug.

    10. JR

      (laughs) It's kind of close.

    11. LG

      There's gotta be something negative, right?

    12. JR

      I think it's negative for some people.

    13. LG

      Anything in life that's good, you almost have to like pay for it in a way, right?

    14. JR

      Yeah.

    15. LG

      So that's... I'm just trying to find the angle on why I should stop smoking weed because I, I still haven't heard of anybody getting lung cancer. I'm not hearing about any negative effects. Everyone's just cool and high and it's cheap now.

    16. JR

      Yeah, um, I haven't heard any good arguments.

    17. LG

      Yeah.

    18. JR

      But for some people, they don't pro-... They're not productive when they're on it. They can't get anything done. They just want to veg out all day.

    19. LG

      Yeah.

    20. JR

      But I think it helps everybody.

    21. LG

      CBD.

    22. JR

      CBD may be harmful to your liver, but probably won't affect your kidneys or your heart. CBD may raise level, levels of liver enzymes. This could indicate liver damage. In most cases, this happens with very high doses of CBD when it's taken with certain medications or, or when it's taken with certain medications.

    23. LG

      This is all, like... This shit-

    24. JR

      That's crazy. I wonder what, how much CBD fucks you up?

    25. LG

      The problem with medical shit like this is you never really know. They have to give you like the whole spectrum and they're like, "Oh no, this could happen just so you know."

    26. JR

      Right.

    27. LG

      But I feel like-

    28. JR

      And it could be the anti-CBD lobbies-

    29. LG

      Who knows?

    30. JR

      ... doing propaganda.

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    (laughs) …

    1. LG

      I tweeted out a joke the other day, just a dumb joke about Amber Heard. I don't, I, I don't have a dog in the race. I don't give a shit about Amber Heard, Johnny Depp, that whole thing. Like, to, from my perspective, it looked like two crazy people abusing each other, right?

    2. JR

      (laughs)

    3. LG

      It's kinda hot, right?

    4. JR

      (laughs)

    5. LG

      But l- who gives a... So the whole joke is that Amber Heard is so hot that I would let her shit in my bed, I would let her shit on my couch, on the kitchen counter.

    6. JR

      (laughs)

    7. LG

      I, I, you know.

    8. JR

      Right.

    9. LG

      Dumb joke. Very mild. Dude, all of these fucking chicks that are Amber Heard supporters are coming-

    10. JR

      (laughs)

    11. LG

      ... after me on Twitter, from still, to this day, three days later, nonstop, just coming. Like, "You don't know Amber Heard! She was abused." You're... And I'm like, "This is fucking psychotic, dude." Like, it is, th- then they're digging up my old tweets. They're, like, looking up any time I've said anything questionable and they're reposting it. I'm like, "Idiot, I posted that. It's public."

    12. JR

      (laughs) ... are these real people, you think?

    13. LG

      I don't know.

    14. JR

      Or d- or is this, like, a media campaign company?

    15. LG

      I think it might be a media campaign company because they all have, like, a hashtag Stand With Amber in their name.

    16. JR

      Yeah.

    17. LG

      I didn't even post her name in it, I just posted the joke.

    18. JR

      But I'm not accusing her of this, but, you know, that is absolutely a real thing.

    19. LG

      Yeah.

    20. JR

      That is absolutely a real thing. There's a way that you can just, uh, like, defend a person or attack a person with bots.

    21. LG

      I think, yeah.

    22. JR

      I think they, they're for sure using it. I mean, look, we know the Russians are using it. We know that, that the me- and they always find these troll farms. Like, one of them, they found that 19 of all the top 20 Christian sites on Facebook were run by Russian troll farms. (laughs)

    23. LG

      Really? When I found out that th- they were like, uh, Russia, like, interfered with the el- in the election, like, with, like, social media and shit, I was like, "Uh, that's kind of fucking awesome. It's badass."

    24. JR

      I wonder, uh, uh, they fir- certainly tried and I'm sure we try with theirs. The question is, like, was there, like, real interference?

    25. LG

      Well-

    26. JR

      'Cause the thing was like, "Russia hacked our election," like, I don't think that's true.

    27. LG

      I think you can push information.

    28. JR

      It doesn't seem to be true.

    29. LG

      I think they, they, I know Trump and Biden both did this, right? They, they both had massive social media teams, I'm su- I'm sure.

    30. JR

      Yeah.

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    Yeah, dude. …

    1. JR

      on right now.

    2. LG

      Yeah, dude.

    3. JR

      Hey, what is, um, what, what was that thing where they-

    4. LG

      I wanna see Elon Musk's basement-

    5. JR

      (laughs)

    6. LG

      ... what, the experiments that he has going on right now.

    7. JR

      It's probably 18 miles deep.

    8. LG

      (laughs)

    9. JR

      Um, what, what is that, uh, thing they did where they, uh, where they recorded, uh, human thoughts? Like, someone was watching something and they got a recording of that from something this person was wearing.

    10. LG

      Yeah. I saw it. I saw it.

    11. JR

      Yeah, bro. That is, that is like... Just think, Morse code was not that long ago.

    12. LG

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      (mimicking morse code)

    14. LG

      It's wild.

    15. JR

      That was not that long ago.

    16. LG

      Yeah. And it seems like technology will just move now with AI, it's just, it's-

    17. JR

      Yeah.

    18. LG

      ... it's just moving faster and faster and faster. It's like, it's really cool, but it's also fucking terrifying.

    19. JR

      This story?

    20. LG

      That's the shit that I'm terrified.

    21. JR

      Yes.

    22. LG

      Fuck asteroids, dude. This shit that we're talking about right now is the shit that keeps me up at night.

    23. JR

      No... Is this it? Scientists recorded a Pink Floyd song from patient's brain waves. Yeah, this is it. The tech could eventually allow for communication without words. What? 100% if these eggheads keep going, we're fucked.

    24. LG

      Oh, yeah, dude. It's-

    25. JR

      (laughs)

    26. LG

      ... they're, we're gonna be doing crazy shit. That's the really, like... And then you gotta figure, like, it's gonna be who's rich, who has the best, you know, computer built into their body-

    27. JR

      Mm.

    28. LG

      ... 'cause the same per- the same guy who can afford, you know, a fucking Lamborghini-

    29. JR

      Yeah.

    30. LG

      ... is gonna have a super brain, you know? And his computer is gonna be faster than your computer. He's gonna be able to download and upload information faster than you. It's kind of wild. Like, man-

  5. 1:00:001:06:28

    Oh, platelet replacement? …

    1. JR

      um, another thing that could help you is, um, if you've, uh ... Did, did you ever get PRP in there or anything to help it heal up?

    2. LG

      Oh, platelet replacement?

    3. JR

      Yeah.

    4. LG

      No.

    5. JR

      Platelet-rich plasma. The, that, that can kinda help heal after injuries, help you heal. A lot of people like that for injuries.

    6. LG

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      Um, uh, maybe stem cells. Maybe consider like going down to like that place in Tijuana.

    8. LG

      Yeah.

    9. JR

      You know, get, get your knee like while it's recovering, hit it with stem cells.

    10. LG

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      That'll help you too.

    12. LG

      I should. I, I, I should do all these things, but I will probably just live my life in pain. (laughs)

    13. JR

      Yeah, but it'll fix it. It, it'll make it better, man. It really will.

    14. LG

      I know. I gotta, I gotta motivate, dude. Uh, I, I, I'm just always so busy that I never have time to take off to do shit. You know what I'm saying?

    15. JR

      I get it. I get it.

    16. LG

      It's, it's really, yeah. It's tough, but ... And I miss jujitsu. Jujitsu's the fucking ... Dude, it's so ... What a badass fucking sport. It's so cool.

    17. JR

      It's very good for you too.

    18. LG

      And that-

    19. JR

      It's good for your head.

    20. LG

      It was, yeah. It was great, dude.

    21. JR

      Yeah, it's great for your head. You, like the rest of the world seems like so, like not-... fearsome anymore. You just- (laughs)

    22. LG

      (laughs)

    23. JR

      ... spent the last hour and a half, uh, j- trying to get guys to not strangle you.

    24. LG

      Yeah.

    25. JR

      You know?

    26. LG

      Yeah, it's-

    27. JR

      Trying not to get your arm broken.

    28. LG

      Yeah.

    29. JR

      Just try not to get your fucking, uh, back snapped sideways.

    30. LG

      J- every day you, you walk into it and go, like, "Oh, I'm going to find out what I'm made of today."

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