Joe Rogan Experience #2035 - Brian Simpson

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. NANarrator0:02

      (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. BSBrian Simpson0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (rock music)

   4. NANarrator0:12

      Salute.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:14

      Salute. (glasses clink) Hey.

   6. BSBrian Simpson0:18

      (sighs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:19

      (sips) Ah. We were just talking about how much fun last night was. What a goddamn line-up.

   8. BSBrian Simpson0:22

      Yeah, what a line-up, man.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:23

      What a line-up.

   10. BSBrian Simpson0:25

       Ari, Dan Soder, Derek Poston.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:29

       Ron White.

   12. BSBrian Simpson0:29

       Ron White.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:30

       You.

   14. BSBrian Simpson0:30

       You.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       Tony Hinchcliffe.

   16. BSBrian Simpson0:31

       Tony Hinch- yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:32

       Wild line-up. Wild.

   18. BSBrian Simpson0:33

       What a ... wild. Yeah, what a fucking-

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:35

       It's a great place, man.

   20. BSBrian Simpson0:37

       (sighs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:37

       We were talking about this last night, the weird thing about that place is even though, like, we talked about it for so long when we were at the Vulcan, like it was almost like-

   22. BSBrian Simpson0:48

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       ... one day it's all gonna happen. And kind of we hoped it happened? Or were hoping it was gonna happen? But you never know until something actually happens.

   24. BSBrian Simpson0:56

       Oh, yeah, yeah. Especially out here.

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:58

       But now that it actually happened and it's been open for like ... What have we been open? Like six months now or something?

   26. BSBrian Simpson1:02

       Yeah, since April or March. Since March.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:04

       Now it seems like it's always been there.

   28. BSBrian Simpson1:07

       The seem-

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:07

       Like the Overlook Hotel or some shit.

   30. BSBrian Simpson1:09

       It's- it c-
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Right. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      for the mayor.

   2. BSBrian Simpson15:01

      Right.

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:01

      And he didn't fuck anything up, and it's the city council's problem, and he warned them in 2014. I mean, they could say shit that's not even true.

   4. BSBrian Simpson15:08

      Right.

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:09

      And especially if they have these weirdo accounts where it's just a bunch of numbers and letters, and y- y- there's no picture attached to it, and you go to them, there's no followers. You're like, "This is wild."

   6. BSBrian Simpson15:18

      I- I... Well, I got a lotta shit for, uh, for my criticism of Amber Heard, but it's like, hey man, I- I'm not saying she wasn't abused. Sh- she was dating a crazy motherfucker. They were both crazy. But, uh, what... from the evidence I heard, she the only one that sounded like an abuser.

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:34

      But that's the only evidence we heard. When those two were together... See, you gotta, you gotta imagine they were together for how many years, and how many-

   8. BSBrian Simpson15:41

      Oh, yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:41

      ... drunken fights did they have? Like, who knows who did what to who, but the-

   10. BSBrian Simpson15:46

       But when you at the point where you... Like, when a bitch shit on your bed, you gotta get out.

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:50

       Ugh, you gotta get out.

   12. BSBrian Simpson15:51

       You gotta get out.

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:52

       (laughs) She's a boundary crosser.

   14. BSBrian Simpson15:53

       Yeah. I got no empathy for you past that point.

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:55

       Yeah.

   16. BSBrian Simpson15:56

       When you gotta start recording your spouse, it's time to go. What you- what you... Why, why even try to win that fight now? Just leave.

   17. JRJoe Rogan16:03

       I think for people like that too, 'cause they're so famous, it's probably very difficult to find someone new. You know? You would imagine it's like very few people could relate to them. And, you know, they're both beautiful movie stars too.

   18. BSBrian Simpson16:16

       Yeah. But you can find somebody that's not gonna shit on your bed.

   19. JRJoe Rogan16:19

       Yeah, I bet you can.

   20. BSBrian Simpson16:20

       That's, that's, that's not a low bar to clear.

   21. JRJoe Rogan16:22

       It's totally possible. (laughs)

   22. BSBrian Simpson16:25

       Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, 'cause I ain't... I don't need... I can't... I don't need... Like, if you, if you ever show me that you gonna introduce chaos to my life, you gone.

   23. JRJoe Rogan16:32

       Right.

   24. BSBrian Simpson16:32

       I don't got time for that.

   25. JRJoe Rogan16:33

       Right. Yeah, you gotta know when.

   26. BSBrian Simpson16:36

       Yeah. How many bathrooms we got in the house, bitch?

   27. JRJoe Rogan16:38

       (laughs)

   28. BSBrian Simpson16:39

       You shitting on the bed.

   29. JRJoe Rogan16:41

       What kind of drugs are they doing?

   30. BSBrian Simpson16:42

       Oh, man. Probably the best-
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Right. …

   1. BSBrian Simpson30:00

      like, uh, but now, but that used to take, like, 20 years. Now it's-

   2. JRJoe Rogan30:03

      Right.

   3. BSBrian Simpson30:03

      ... now it's, like, a year and a half.

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:05

      (laughs)

   5. BSBrian Simpson30:05

      'Cause it, 'cause it hit TikTok, and it hits everybody.

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:08

      You know what it's like? It's like a hourglass, but they just opened up the pipe.

   7. BSBrian Simpson30:11

      Yeah, yeah, yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:12

      And sand flows through quicker.

   9. BSBrian Simpson30:13

      Yeah. I'll, like, I'll have, I'll have people, like young people on TikTok telling me, like, "Oh, y- that's not what that means." I'm like, "That is what it means. That's, that, we made it up."

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:21

       Isn't that fascinating, like, how quick things change now? Like, cultural things change?

   11. BSBrian Simpson30:26

       Yeah. The way that me and the fuckboy changed quick.

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:30

       ... yeah.

   13. BSBrian Simpson30:30

       Yeah. Because, you know ... You may not even know Ian Edwards.

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:33

       Yeah. I remember that bit.

   15. BSBrian Simpson30:34

       He ... Yeah, he used to have a bit about fuckboy, and then-

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:36

       (smacks lips) Yeah.

   17. BSBrian Simpson30:36

       ... right under his feet, the meaning changed, (smacks hands) 'cause the kids, you know?

   18. JRJoe Rogan30:40

       Yeah.

   19. BSBrian Simpson30:41

       And it ... And I, I think he's ... I don't know if he still has the bit. But, yeah, it's like they, they're changing it up 'cause, 'cause all ... 'cause what it takes is ... So, you know how sometimes you'll hear, you'll hear a slang word, and you'll try to (claps hands) figure out what it means.

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:53

       Right.

   21. BSBrian Simpson30:53

       So what happens is somebody that doesn't know what it means will just assume (hands clap) what it means, be wrong, but popular.

   22. JRJoe Rogan30:59

       Yeah.

   23. BSBrian Simpson31:00

       And then ... And so the whole meaning of it changes.

   24. JRJoe Rogan31:02

       Yeah.

   25. BSBrian Simpson31:02

       You know, they go viral on TikTok, and the next thing you know they telling you you wrong, you know?

   26. JRJoe Rogan31:07

       The TikTok generation is like ... How much attention do they have?

   27. BSBrian Simpson31:11

       (clicks tongue) Man.

   28. JRJoe Rogan31:12

       You're, you're, you're essentially being programmed from the time you're very young to look at something very quickly and just get a little bit of information, move on.

   29. BSBrian Simpson31:19

       Yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan31:19

       Little bit of information, move on.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   How is she making…

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

   2. BSBrian Simpson45:00

      How is she making money from being an influencer?

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:02

      I guess so. I don't know.

   4. BSBrian Simpson45:02

      But what does she... But what product is...

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:05

      None.

   6. BSBrian Simpson45:06

      What does she s-

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:07

      Ads, maybe, you know?

   8. BSBrian Simpson45:08

      Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:08

      People just like-

   10. BSBrian Simpson45:09

       She has hundreds of thousands of followers. She was You- up for YouTuber of the Year in 2020.

   11. How?

   12. I've, I've never heard of her. I don't, I don't know her content.

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:17

       YouTuber of the Year?

   14. BSBrian Simpson45:18

       I can't tell you.

   15. She might be. Her YouTube might be fire though.

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:20

       It might be. Why are we judging?

   17. BSBrian Simpson45:21

       Mm-hmm.

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:22

       We don't even watch any of these amazing videos.

   19. BSBrian Simpson45:24

       Well... (coughs) No, I think she's-

   20. She's got over two million followers on YouTube.

   21. No, bro. I think it's just... I think it's a sweepstakes, like people are, pe- people are betting money on when she's gonna eat and she just teases them every week.

   22. JRJoe Rogan45:30

       Well...

   23. BSBrian Simpson45:30

       She just puts, puts the spoon right here.

   24. JRJoe Rogan45:32

       (laughs)

   25. BSBrian Simpson45:33

       No.

   26. JRJoe Rogan45:34

       I hope she gets better.

   27. BSBrian Simpson45:35

       I do too, man.

   28. JRJoe Rogan45:36

       I really do. It's, it's... That, that, that's a sad one.

   29. BSBrian Simpson45:38

       How, how old is, how old is that girl?

   30. She's almost 30.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:09:02

   The calf kick? …

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      best at it.

   2. BSBrian Simpson1:00:00

      The calf kick?

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:01

      Oh, he's so sneaky. And Izzy, he got Izzy in the first fight and he was getting Izzy in the second fight with it and Izzy's like, "Goddamn, this motherfucker's getting me again." Like, right before he cracked him. He was catching him in that leg and he was deadening that leg and that's what fucked Izzy up in the first fight. He couldn't get away from him. He couldn't ... His leg wouldn't move.

   4. BSBrian Simpson1:00:20

      Oh.

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:20

      He had kicked his left calf so many times, the whole thing was just useless. Who, and Izzy's (microphone thumps) just a great athlete, so he's moving around on it and you can't tell that much.

   6. BSBrian Simpson1:00:29

      But, but what's the, what's the worst, y- w- is the worst kick you ever received was a calf kick?

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:33

      No. The worst kick I've ever received is the kicks to the body.

   8. BSBrian Simpson1:00:38

      Oh.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:39

      Ugh. You get kicked to the body, man.

   10. BSBrian Simpson1:00:40

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:40

       You're kicked in the head is horrible. You know, you get knocked down, you been getting rocked.

   12. BSBrian Simpson1:00:44

       And I've been kicked in the head.

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:44

       Getting kicked in the body, like, getting kicked in the liver especially...Holy shit, man.

   14. BSBrian Simpson1:00:50

       See, me-

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:50

       Your whole body shuts down.

   16. BSBrian Simpson1:00:51

       Being knocked out doesn't hurt though, you know what I mean?

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:54

       Oh, it hurts. (laughs)

   18. BSBrian Simpson1:00:54

       No, I mean... No, but what I mean is you just, you just-

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:57

       You wake up, yeah.

   20. BSBrian Simpson1:00:57

       ... wake up. You don't feel the pain. Like, your... I'm sure you feeling-

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:01:00

       Right.

   22. BSBrian Simpson1:01:00

       ... going through something.

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:01:01

       Right.

   24. BSBrian Simpson1:01:01

       But, like, yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:01:02

       Liver shots. Like, you remember when, uh, um-

   26. BSBrian Simpson1:01:05

       Tank?

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:01:05

       ... Bernard Hopkins f-... Yeah, Tank's a good one.

   28. BSBrian Simpson1:01:08

       Yeah, Tank-

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:01:08

       Tank's a good one.

   30. BSBrian Simpson1:01:09

       When he hit Ryan Davis in the middle?

Episode duration: 2:52:29