Joe Rogan Experience #2042 - Joe List

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.

   4. JRJoe Rogan0:10

      (instrumental music) Wow. That was smooth, baby. Hey.

   5. JLJoe List0:17

      That's nice.

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:17

      What's up, Joe List? What's happening, baby?

   7. JLJoe List0:19

      We're back, the two Joes.

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:20

      We're back. What's going on, Joseph?

   9. JLJoe List0:21

      The smoking Joes.

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:22

       That's us, dude. Last night was fun as fuck. It's been fun having you, two nights in a row.

   11. JLJoe List0:27

       Yeah. Thank... Three nights. I was there-

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:29

       Yeah.

   13. JLJoe List0:29

       ... uh, for, uh... Well, I don't know if I'm allowed to say.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       That's right, Monday.

   15. JLJoe List0:31

       Yeah, I was there Monday.

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:32

       Yeah.

   17. JLJoe List0:32

       But, um, yeah, it's been awesome. I, I mean, obviously everyone tells you, everyone says it. It's one of those things. I wanted to be the guy that was like, "No, no, it's not so great."

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:41

       (laughs)

   19. JLJoe List0:41

       But, uh, no, it's fucking awesome.

   20. JRJoe Rogan0:43

       No, he did it right.

   21. JLJoe List0:44

       What an atmosphere.

   22. JRJoe Rogan0:45

       Yeah.

   23. JLJoe List0:45

       Great green room. I mean, it's the only green room you can smoke cigars in.

   24. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       Hmm.

   25. JLJoe List0:49

       That's not true, there's some. I was just in Nashville at Zanies, and the manager was very nice, and he was like, "You can smoke a cigar if you want."

   26. JRJoe Rogan0:55

       Oh yeah, Zanies is great.

   27. JLJoe List0:56

       But I was like, I don't think I'm doing smoke a cigar in the green room numbers.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:01

       Hmm.

   29. JLJoe List1:01

       You know what I mean? I'm like, you gotta add a couple of shows before you're lighting a fucking (laughs) stick in the green room, I think.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:06

       I think when we were in England, they told us that if you smoke inside, it's like a severe fine, like something like really crazy. So you can't even smoke in the green room in England if you do like shows.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   You're just, you don't…

   1. JLJoe List15:00

      guy."

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      You're just, you don't get your tire stolen.

   3. JLJoe List15:01

      Yeah, yeah.

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:01

      You gotta, you gotta wait for hours.

   5. JLJoe List15:02

      Well, I'd call the police and, um, you know, see what happens.

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:06

      Yeah.

   7. JLJoe List15:07

      I mean, it depends on what kind of guy it is.

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:08

      Right.

   9. JLJoe List15:09

      I might be able to fuck him up.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:11

       What if it's Duncan?

   11. JLJoe List15:12

       Trussell?

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:13

       Yeah.

   13. JLJoe List15:13

       What does he have, a tire iron?

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:15

       That's a good point.

   15. JLJoe List15:15

       'Cause that's a weapon.

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:16

       That's a good point.

   17. JLJoe List15:17

       Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:18

       Well, where is the tire iron positioned? 'Cause if the tire iron is positioned on the actual lug nut itself, you're at an advantage.

   19. JLJoe List15:27

       Right. I could probably get, take his back, as they say.

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:29

       Yeah, you gotta smash him before he gets to that thing.

   21. JLJoe List15:32

       Now, do you, let me ask you this. If you see a guy, he's crouched down, he's fucking with your car and you're behind him. Are you going blunt force to the head or are you gonna take his back and choke him out?

   22. JRJoe Rogan15:42

       Depends on how big the guy is.

   23. JLJoe List15:44

       Hmm.

   24. JRJoe Rogan15:45

       Depends on the situation. You get, you hit someone with shoes on, it's really tricky legally.

   25. JLJoe List15:52

       Hit someone with shoes on?

   26. JRJoe Rogan15:53

       Yeah.

   27. JLJoe List15:53

       What do you mean? Them or you?

   28. JRJoe Rogan15:54

       You, you hit them with your shoes, it's kind of a weapon.

   29. JLJoe List15:57

       Really?

   30. JRJoe Rogan15:58

       Yeah. I think they look at it differently. I think even if like you had like these things on like Hokas, like Run sneakers.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Yeah. …

   1. JLJoe List30:00

      (laughs) I don't do a lot of that, so it was fun to get in that spot.

   2. JRJoe Rogan30:02

      Yeah.

   3. JLJoe List30:02

      And, um, yeah, that was, that was great. That room fucking rules, the smaller room.

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:07

      Yeah, that's a honest little room. Yeah.

   5. JLJoe List30:10

      They were, uh, they were fucked up last night, the early show.

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:12

      Super intimate. It's a super intimate room.

   7. JLJoe List30:15

      Yeah. It was great. They were, uh, they were... It felt like a 1:00 AM spot last night. The-

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:20

      The late show?

   9. JLJoe List30:21

      No, it was the early one.

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:22

       Oh, really?

   11. JLJoe List30:22

       The early one. They were like-

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:23

       They were fucked up on the early show?

   13. JLJoe List30:23

       They were jacked up. Yeah, it was one of those ones where, like, you say something and then they kind of break into conversation a little bit.

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:29

       Oh, yeah.

   15. JLJoe List30:29

       And I'm like, "Are you all right? What are you guys..." And they're like, "Oh, no, we're good." Like they're...... I'm in the way.

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:33

       Oh.

   17. JLJoe List30:33

       Um, but they were fucking great, and it was really fun getting stuff out of them 'cause I, I... A room that small, if people are kinda chatting or chuckling, you can deal with them more. It's like when you're in a massive room and somebody's yelling or talking from the back, you can't really-

   18. JRJoe Rogan30:47

       Right.

   19. JLJoe List30:47

       ... deal with it.

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:48

       Yeah. If you're in a theater and that's happening, it's a real problem.

   21. JLJoe List30:50

       Exactly.

   22. JRJoe Rogan30:51

       But in a comedy club, you can just pause and go, "What are we doing?"

   23. JLJoe List30:54

       Yeah, yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan30:54

       Yeah.

   25. JLJoe List30:54

       You have like a real dialogue with them and, um...

   26. JRJoe Rogan30:56

       Yeah. But you don't want to, that's the thing. It's like we've got to train people to just not talk out loud. Just like you don't do it in the movie theater, don't do it at a como- comedy club and don't talk to the comedians either. Don't just talk at them.

   27. JLJoe List31:09

       Well, do you, do you think... I mean, what do you think about all these crowd work clips? Don't you think we're breeding this?

   28. JRJoe Rogan31:13

       100%.

   29. JLJoe List31:14

       I feel like it's a very bad situation.

   30. JRJoe Rogan31:16

       It's not a bad situation 'cause it's just how they do it. Some people do it that way.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Yeah, I drink... I'm…

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      fucking up. You drank ca- caffeine though, right? Some kind of caffeine?

   2. JLJoe List45:03

      Yeah, I drink... I'm a, I'm a green tea guy.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:05

      Are you a coffee guy ever or just a green tea guy?

   4. JLJoe List45:07

      No, I've never been a coffee guy.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:09

      Really? Just-

   6. JLJoe List45:09

      I've had, I had one cup of coffee in my life, and it was in Peru. I was on vacation in Peru, and we're in like this coffee field, and this guy was like, "People fly from all over the world to have this coffee." And I was like, "Well, I gotta have it. I'm in Peru." And I was like, "This is the worst thing I've ever drunk in my life."

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:24

      (laughs)

   8. JLJoe List45:24

      I'm just not a coffee guy. But as I got older, it smells very good, so maybe I would like it. But I like green tea and-

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:30

      Mm.

   10. JLJoe List45:31

       ... you know.

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:31

       Green tea's nice.

   12. JLJoe List45:32

       Very nice.

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:33

       Coffee is one of those weird things that people call an acquired taste, and I don't know why anybody would ever want to acquire a taste.

   14. JLJoe List45:41

       But didn't you find beer was like that? When you first had beer, were you like, "Nice"?

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:45

       No.

   16. JLJoe List45:45

       I was like, "This is fucking shit."

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:46

       I'm sure I didn't. When I, when I was a kid, I was probably like, "This is fucking gross."

   18. JLJoe List45:51

       That's how, that's how I felt.

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:52

       Yeah.

   20. JLJoe List45:52

       Like spit it out.

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:52

       You're only drinking it to get fucked up.

   22. JLJoe List45:54

       Yeah. But then don't you, didn't you acquire a taste for it? Like an IPA, you're like, "Ooh, this is delightful."

   23. JRJoe Rogan45:59

       I- I don't like IPAs as much. I like a cold ale.

   24. JLJoe List46:04

       Mm.

   25. JRJoe Rogan46:04

       You know, like a cold ale on a hot day, you know, with like fish and chips.

   26. JLJoe List46:09

       Of course. Oh, beer has to be c- beer and soda to me, because of that, like I- I just needed them ice cold. Well, beer I would drink piss warm or something.

   27. JRJoe Rogan46:16

       Well, clearly nobody drinks soda tea, right, at tea temperatures.

   28. JLJoe List46:20

       Right. But I mean, you can get a warm soda and you're like furious, I mean.

   29. JRJoe Rogan46:24

       I wonder what it would taste like if you microwaved your soda, like if you had a Coca-Cola and you-

   30. JLJoe List46:29

       Let's do it.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:09:00

   Boy, 1930, whatever it…

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      Boy, 1930, whatever it was.

   2. JLJoe List1:00:02

      39.

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:02

      Here.

   4. NANarrator1:00:02

      I found a ch- a chunk. This is, like, just a part of it.

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:04

      Okay. Just get... That's all we need.

   6. NANarrator1:00:06

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:06

      Here.

   8. JLJoe List1:00:09

      Oh, I thought it started later.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:11

      This is where it starts of it.

   10. NANarrator1:00:12

       No, this is where it starts. This is just where it cuts, and this is the part-

   11. JLJoe List1:00:14

       This is time.

   12. NANarrator1:00:14

       ... where it switches to time, yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:16

       And this is perfect too because it's such a great song. (tense music)

   14. JLJoe List1:00:28

       I love that this is the TBS version.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:32

       Look, look at the way the sound ends, the timing of it, right? Right when she arrives at the gate, the loud bells stop.

   16. JLJoe List1:00:45

       Right.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:45

       And she's talking, and it's about to begin. (tense music) She walks out-

   18. JLJoe List1:00:51

       Yeah. That's funny.

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:51

       ... and the music hits. Dude, it's wild. (tense music) And now you see the conflict, right?

   20. NANarrator1:00:59

       (laughs) She turned her head at the exact moment.

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:01:01

       Yeah. So there's this conflict. 'Cause she, the pause, she goes to the other guy. Another pause, she goes to the other lady.

   22. JLJoe List1:01:08

       Right.

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:01:09

       I mean, it's timed perfect.

   24. JLJoe List1:01:15

       Man, this song rules.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:01:16

       This song fucking rules. Now, watch this. As the buildup happens, like the tension increases in the scene, people are getting more frantic. Women wore gloves back then, bro. They're working it out. (tense music) She's trying to get her to put the dog in the basket. Fuck you, bitch.

   26. JLJoe List1:01:47

       It puts the dog in the basket or it gets the hose again.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:01:50

       Here it is. Now watch. It's crazy how well the timing is. They're taking her little dog away, man.

   28. JLJoe List1:02:16

       You cunt. You fucking fat cunt.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:02:19

       That's the witch, bro. Now watch this here.

   30. NANarrator1:02:24

       Ticking away.

Episode duration: 2:37:38