Joe Rogan Experience #2061 - Whitney Cummings

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music)

   4. WCWhitney Cummings0:12

      Like, could that induce labor, getting in a cold plunge eight months pregnant?

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:16

      Ask Jamie, he would know.

   6. WCWhitney Cummings0:17

      Jamie, get on that. I'm sure there's a Reddit forum for that.

   7. JVJamie Vernon0:20

      Last time I tried.

   8. WCWhitney Cummings0:21

      (laughs) Last night with those smelling salts, people doing the smelling salts, I was like, "If I even inhale that, I feel like I'm gonna start crowning."

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:29

      Yeah. It's very funny how those smelling salts have made their way from the studio to now at this-

   10. WCWhitney Cummings0:35

       (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:35

       ... at the club. Everybody's doing smelling salts. (laughs)

   12. WCWhitney Cummings0:38

       Between the kratom and the smelling salts, I'm like, I feel like-

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:41

       You gotta, you gotta keep the kratom away from Duncan.

   14. WCWhitney Cummings0:43

       (laughs)

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:43

       That motherfucker drinks cases of that stuff.

   16. WCWhitney Cummings0:46

       He just downs them. (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:46

       It's so crazy. We get there.

   18. WCWhitney Cummings0:49

       And is kratom naturally occurring? It's like a...

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:52

       It's a plant.

   20. WCWhitney Cummings0:53

       Plant? Okay.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:53

       Yeah. It's k- that stuff is, uh, the Live Free or whatever it's called.

   22. WCWhitney Cummings0:58

       Hmm.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:58

       What are those things called, Jamie?

   24. WCWhitney Cummings1:00

       Hmm.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:01

       What is it called? Live Free? Something like that.

   26. WCWhitney Cummings1:03

       That's the brand?

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:04

       I don't know.

   28. WCWhitney Cummings1:05

       Hmm.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:05

       But they used to have them at, like, um, Sun Life, you know that place?

   30. WCWhitney Cummings1:10

       Organics?
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Mm-hmm. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      sanitary shit. They're walking through... 'Cause horses are just eating grass.

   2. WCWhitney Cummings15:04

      Mm-hmm.

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:05

      But humans, we're eating meat and all kinds of other stuff, and it's fucking coming outta your ass. Like, dog shit smells so much worse than deer shit.

   4. WCWhitney Cummings15:15

      Uh-huh.

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:15

      Like, deer shit doesn't smell like anything.

   6. WCWhitney Cummings15:16

      It's like little pellets. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:17

      Yeah.

   8. WCWhitney Cummings15:17

      They're hard little pellets.

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:17

      It smells like nothing.

   10. WCWhitney Cummings15:18

       Uh-huh.

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:18

       'Cause it... They just eat grass. They eat grass, they shit grass. It's like just grass going through their digestive system. But dog shit's just like, "What did you eat, Sally?"

   12. WCWhitney Cummings15:27

       I mean, people-

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:28

       (laughs)

   14. WCWhitney Cummings15:29

       (laughs)

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:29

       Sally's over there eating dead raccoons and-

   16. WCWhitney Cummings15:31

       I mean, peop-

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:32

       ... squirrels and...

   18. WCWhitney Cummings15:32

       People used to die of just dysentery.

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:35

       Oh, yeah.

   20. WCWhitney Cummings15:35

       Like, that was just a cu... If you had one cut and walked down the street, you're just...

   21. JRJoe Rogan15:38

       Well, how about staph infections? People almost die of staph-

   22. WCWhitney Cummings15:41

       Yep.

   23. JRJoe Rogan15:41

       Well, they probably do die of staph infections today if they don't get it taken care of.

   24. WCWhitney Cummings15:44

       Mm-hmm.

   25. JRJoe Rogan15:45

       But staph infections are scary as shit, and people have always got those. You would just get cut and you'd get infected.

   26. WCWhitney Cummings15:51

       It's just wild. I mean, it's like, yeah, with all these, like, sort of issues now with depression and anxiety. Back then, you had such real things to worry about, like, "How do I get home without getting covered in shi- without getting dysentery."

   27. JRJoe Rogan16:02

       Yeah.

   28. WCWhitney Cummings16:02

       There was no time to be depressed. There was no time to... That was the only thing to be anxious about.

   29. JRJoe Rogan16:05

       Well, you were always vulnerable.

   30. WCWhitney Cummings16:07

       Just trying to survive.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Yeah, like where's her…

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      imagine that as a dress. It doesn't even make sense. Like...

   2. WCWhitney Cummings30:02

      Yeah, like where's her arm? Oh, it's around his neck.

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:04

      Who cares where her, it doesn't make sense.

   4. WCWhitney Cummings30:06

      I know. It, it's a hard one.

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:08

      Where's her right arm?

   6. WCWhitney Cummings30:09

      It's a hard one to defend.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:09

      Oh, they're both around there.

   8. JVJamie Vernon30:11

      Yeah, yeah, she's hugging him.

   9. WCWhitney Cummings30:12

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:12

       And that's her shoulder, supposedly.

   11. WCWhitney Cummings30:14

       Mm-hmm.

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:14

       Okay.

   13. WCWhitney Cummings30:15

       Like a poofy dress.

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:15

       Kind of.

   15. JVJamie Vernon30:16

       There's her knee.

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:17

       Kind of.

   17. WCWhitney Cummings30:18

       It's tough. It's a tough one. (laughs)

   18. JRJoe Rogan30:20

       That's a dick.

   19. WCWhitney Cummings30:20

       (laughs)

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:21

       It's way more of a dick than it is her arm around his shoulder.

   21. WCWhitney Cummings30:25

       Uh-huh.

   22. JRJoe Rogan30:26

       You know, if it's one of two things, that looks so much like it... And his hand's on it.

   23. WCWhitney Cummings30:29

       I know.

   24. JRJoe Rogan30:29

       Like he's stroking it.

   25. WCWhitney Cummings30:30

       And also, the little lines.

   26. JVJamie Vernon30:32

       Yeah.

   27. WCWhitney Cummings30:32

       I don't know.

   28. JRJoe Rogan30:33

       Hmm.

   29. JVJamie Vernon30:33

       Does she always have a puffy shoulder shirt on like that? Is that consistent?

   30. WCWhitney Cummings30:37

       Nah. Nah.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   That's crazy. …

   1. WCWhitney Cummings45:00

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      That's crazy.

   3. WCWhitney Cummings45:02

      Unreal. It was-

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:02

      This is Reuters.

   5. WCWhitney Cummings45:03

      I wanna say it was in St. Louis, but they... It was over 50,000 lawsuits.

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:08

      Oh my God, that's so crazy.

   7. WCWhitney Cummings45:10

      Johnson & Johnson didn't tell the FDA that at least three tests by three different labs. Unreal.

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:14

      From 72 to 75, they found asbestos in this talc, in one case, at levels reported as rather high. Who says rather?

   9. WCWhitney Cummings45:22

      (laughs)

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:23

       Who says rather in that context?

   11. WCWhitney Cummings45:25

       (laughs) That is kind of crazy.

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:26

       What kind of... You know, what kind of numbers are we talking about? They were-

   13. WCWhitney Cummings45:29

       They were rather high.

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:30

       ... rather high.

   15. WCWhitney Cummings45:30

       Also, and then as soon as the Johnson & Johnson vaccine came out, we just flocked. It's like this... That's a trusted name. They want-

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:37

       Yeah, that was the first one they pulled.

   17. WCWhitney Cummings45:38

       I did it.

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:40

       Did you do that one?

   19. WCWhitney Cummings45:40

       Yeah, who knows what's even i- in my belly. I'm kind of worried. (laughs)

   20. JRJoe Rogan45:43

       Let's think on the positive side. How come, in comic books, whenever someone gets, like, exposure to radiation or some kind of... They get superpowers.

   21. WCWhitney Cummings45:51

       That's true. (laughs) I got pregnant at 40.

   22. JRJoe Rogan45:53

       (laughs)

   23. WCWhitney Cummings45:53

       This is a vaccine injury, 100%. (laughs)

   24. JRJoe Rogan45:57

       (laughs)

   25. WCWhitney Cummings45:57

       I don't know.

   26. JRJoe Rogan45:57

       Isn't it supposed to be the opposite, though?

   27. WCWhitney Cummings45:59

       (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan45:59

       It's supposed to stop women from...

   29. WCWhitney Cummings46:00

       Yeah, I guess... Other... Women were having a lot of fertility problems.

   30. JRJoe Rogan46:02

       Yeah.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:07:11

   That room is, is…

   1. WCWhitney Cummings1:00:00

      That room is, is my favorite.

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:01

      It's a great little room.

   3. WCWhitney Cummings1:00:02

      The fact that you made... I mean, I was thinking about this last night when I was like, "How does a club that's only, what, two years old..."

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:09

      Not even. It's not even a year old.

   5. WCWhitney Cummings1:00:10

      ... feel like it has so much history?

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:12

      I know.

   7. WCWhitney Cummings1:00:13

      And, like, soul?

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:14

      Well, I think it's 'cause of the building. I think, I think there's a reality about buildings. And that's a 1927 theater, and I think there's something about old buildings. They j- I think memories are, like, legitimately-

   9. WCWhitney Cummings1:00:26

      Mmm.

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:26

       ... burned into objects.

   11. WCWhitney Cummings1:00:28

       That's fascinating.

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:29

       I think. I'm not 90% sure. I think this idea that things don't have a, something that's akin to consciousness-

   13. WCWhitney Cummings1:00:37

       Mmm.

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:37

       ... I think, is arrogant.

   15. WCWhitney Cummings1:00:38

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:00:38

       'Cause that, that building... I know it's, like, wishful thinking 'cause it's my place and all that jazz, but when we opened it, I felt like it was happy we were there. I felt like even when I looked at it-

   17. WCWhitney Cummings1:00:50

       Mm-hmm.

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:00:50

       Even when I looked at it, it felt like it was talking to me. Like when I was going through it and, like, trying to figure out how I could do this and do that, I'm looking around at it, it was like, "Come on. Let's do it."

   19. WCWhitney Cummings1:01:02

       What was that, um, documentary ages ago called What the Bleep Do We Know?

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:01:05

       Yeah.

   21. WCWhitney Cummings1:01:06

       And remember, the particles were in the water, and when...... they were nice to it, the particles changed. And when they were mean to it, I think the particles ch- you know? There is-

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:01:15

       Yeah. I don't know if that's real. I think-

   23. WCWhitney Cummings1:01:17

       That guy also ended up in the NXIVM cult, so.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:01:19

       Yeah. There was also another person that was talking, uh, during that. I think she calls herself Ramtha.

   25. WCWhitney Cummings1:01:26

       Mm-hmm.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:01:26

       And she's channeling, like, a thousand-year-old alien or something.

   27. WCWhitney Cummings1:01:30

       Sure. Sure.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:01:31

       So, like, her real name was different.

   29. WCWhitney Cummings1:01:33

       Mm-hmm.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:01:33

       But when she talks, she talks in this wonderful way.

Episode duration: 3:17:20