EVERY SPOKEN WORD
150 min read · 30,009 words- 0:00 – 1:26
Ralph Barbosa joins Rogan in Austin’s booming comedy hub
- NANarrator
(drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music)
- JRJoe Rogan
Joe Rogan, how are you?
- RBRalph Barbosa
What's up, young gun? How are you?
- JRJoe Rogan
What's up, man?
- RBRalph Barbosa
Ralph Barboza on the way up. What's happening? (laughs) Hey, it's good to be here.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) Good to have you, man. I hear good things about you. I was just talking to Brian Simpson about you today.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Oh, I'm a huge Brian Simpson fan.
- JRJoe Rogan
I love that dude.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah, he's cool.
- JRJoe Rogan
We were working out today and he was just saying great things about you.
- RBRalph Barbosa
No offense to Brian Simpson, but he works out?
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRalph Barbosa
(laughs) I never, I never thought-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, shit. (laughs)
- RBRalph Barbosa
... I'd hear, like, that sentence.
- JRJoe Rogan
He does now.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Aye, hell yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
He's, yeah, he's been working out with me for three weeks now. I got, like, a little comedy boot camp going on over here.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRalph Barbosa
That's-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, Shane Gillis, Duncan Trussell, Hasan Ahmad, Brian Simpson, and me, we, uh, get together and put, get some workouts in.
- RBRalph Barbosa
All those guys are, uh, are living down here?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, they're all living down here.
- RBRalph Barbosa
That's dope, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, it's dope.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Austin's pretty dope.
- JRJoe Rogan
Austin's dope right now.
- 1:26 – 5:00
From “woke Austin” to ‘buck wild’—how COVID reshaped the comedy ecosystem
- RBRalph Barbosa
You know, you know, it used to be like, before COVID, Austin was, as far as Texas goes, Austin was, like, the place to go if you were too scared to, like, go to New York or LA.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRalph Barbosa
People were like, "Just go to Austin," you know. It stayed busy. But it was also, like, very woke. And so you, you had, you had to be like real careful. And now it's like, nah, it's just-
- JRJoe Rogan
It's buck wild.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's buck wild. (laughs)
- RBRalph Barbosa
I like that, yeah, it's buck wild.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Well, you know what it is? It's Kill Tony. Kill Tony's, because Kill Tony's here, that show, it sets the standard because it's all just about being funny. And people realize, like, this idea that you're supposed to have, like, some sort of fucking social message in your comedy.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah. I also think-
- JRJoe Rogan
All I gotta do is be funny.
- RBRalph Barbosa
... it's just a lot of Cal- Californians and, and New Yorkers, uh, as well, 'cause like everybody started moving down here to, to be able to actually be on stage.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRalph Barbosa
From New York or LA during COVID. And yeah, I feel like when they got here, they were like, "You know, be careful." But everybody from California and New York was just like, "No."
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, it depends on where you're from, you know. I mean, there's, there's pockets of, uh, people that are like enchanted by the wokeness in all, all sections of the country, you know. It depends. Like if you're coming from The Comedy Store, it's just about being funny. But if you're coming from some of the other clubs in LA, maybe it's not. Like, you may, there, y- it's just, it's Hollywood, man. It's like movies and TV. They're all run by executives and you have to think like they think or you don't get hired.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Well, I think, uh, I think another reason that it got so buck wild though is because during COVID, if you were coming here, it's because you were already like, "Man, fuck the fucking-"
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRalph Barbosa
"... COVID rules." You know what I mean?
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- RBRalph Barbosa
If you're really that safe person-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- RBRalph Barbosa
... you're probably also that, like, woke comedian, so it, I feel like those people stayed back while everybody who was ready to get buck wild came down to buck wild town and got buck wild.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) I think you, I think you nailed it. Yeah.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I think you nailed it 'cause the people that came here were like, "Fuck this." Like, "Fuck telling me that I can't do standup. Fuck telling me I can't go to a restaurant."
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Especially when you go on the road and you realize that if you just live in LA and you never leave LA, you think the world is LA. And then you go to Nashville and you go, "Oh, they haven't lost their mind." But-
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... they didn't lose their mind in Nashville. They were normal. Like, you go to Dallas, they didn't lose their mind in Dallas. People kind of got a little freaked out for COVID for a couple of weeks and everybody sort of just settled in.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
California never settled in, man. It never settled in. It's still there. I've been seeing people with masks on this week.
- 5:00 – 8:05
Podcasts, clips, and work ethic: the new path to blowing up
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, everybody was freaking out just about change in the world, you know. Like, there was a lot of weird shit going on in the world and everybody had a higher level of anxiety. And to take a chance when you're young and you're coming up and everybody tells you LA is where you have to be. Are you a 27, 28-year-old comic? Oh my god, you gotta get to LA. That's what I always heard. You gotta get to LA. You gotta get to LA.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's not the case anymore. That's not real anymore. The thing that helps you more than anything is podcasts. That's the thing that helps you more than anything.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Number one. Social media, podcasts, you know. Those are, like look how big you got so quick from a couple clips.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Just a couple clips. Like, you know it as well as anybody.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
If you've got good shit, now it gets out. Like, th- there is not a TV show in the world that would've done that for you.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Mm-mm.
- JRJoe Rogan
You woulda had to be the star in the, like if you were living in the '90s, you'd have to be the star of some NBC sitcom to sell the kind of tickets you're selling right now just from clips online. It's beautiful. For, for comedians, it's the greatest thing that's ever happened.
- RBRalph Barbosa
I feel like it, it's...... letting people decide who gets to blow up. You know what I mean? Like, e- e- e- I feel... I don't know what it used to be like, 'cause I wasn't there. But I feel like it used to be, the industry kind of decides when you get your break or not. Like, do they put you on this show or that movie?
- JRJoe Rogan
S- they sort of do, but standup was always at least partially been a meritocracy. You know, standup, the quality of your standup is the most important thing. When they're not, people are laughing. That's the most important. It's always been the most important thing. So, if someone is undeniable, they always come through.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
There's... They always come through. But they also have to be a hard worker. You gotta actually put it... There's too many guys that are really good that just go to one club or they go... You know, they don't, they don't go on the road. There's too many guys that, like, they miss this window of opportunity where they could have been like real national headliners, and they just never developed a following out there in the world.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Oh, I, I, I-
- JRJoe Rogan
They fucked up.
- RBRalph Barbosa
... uh, 100%. I know, I know a handful of comics, like back home or in New York or LA who I feel like are some of the funniest people in the world-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RBRalph Barbosa
... and don't have a lick of work ethic.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRalph Barbosa
So, the world will never know.
- JRJoe Rogan
Pfft. It's horrible. But, it's... Some of them, it's not the work ethic. Some of them get jobs, like in the business, like they're writers or, uh... Like Owen Smith, who is one of the top 20 standup comics alive. Owen Smith is a fucking killer. His shit is so tight, his c-... He's... It's... He's so smooth on stage. You look at him, you're like, "How is this guy not selling out arenas? How is this guy not selling out arenas?" It's 'cause Owen had... They're great jobs. He got a bunch of great jobs. Like he run, runs sitcoms and stuff, runs shows, he's a writer. But, goddamn, when you look at, like the quality of his standup, like, man, you should be everywhere. You should be everywhere.
- RBRalph Barbosa
I mean, to each their own. If he's happy, he's happy, right? I don't know.
- 8:05 – 10:20
Hollywood incentives, sitcom dreams, and the writers/actors strike wake-up call
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. I think he... Uh, the, the writers' strike probably freaked him out. I think the writers' strike and the actors' strike freaked a lot of those guys out. They're like, "Oh, shit." Like, 'cause if they just pulled a plug for five, six months in some sort of contract negotiations... Like some of those executives were literally saying, "Wait these people out. When they start losing their homes, then they'll come back to me."
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah, I saw that. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Bro.
- RBRalph Barbosa
That's some cutthroat shit.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's wild. Imagine if you gotta go to work with those people after that.
- RBRalph Barbosa
I wouldn't-
- JRJoe Rogan
Imagine, you know that's how they feel about you.
- RBRalph Barbosa
I couldn't do that. I couldn't... I, I mean-
- JRJoe Rogan
No, I could not.
- RBRalph Barbosa
... I already didn't go that route. And I don't know if I could ever go that route.
- JRJoe Rogan
You could have gone that route in the '90s.
- RBRalph Barbosa
In the '90s?
- JRJoe Rogan
It was the only option, man.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
In the '90s, it was... When I first came to Hollywood in '94, that was what everybody wanted. You wanted what Jerry Seinfeld had, you wanted what Roseanne had. It was Brett Butler who was, uh... What was that show called again?
- NANarrator
Grace Under Fire.
- JRJoe Rogan
Grace Under Fire, that was a big show. Tim Allen. You wanted to be a comic that got a sitcom. That was the shit, dude.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Fuck yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
If you were a comic that got a sh- sitcom, now you got a house in Beverly Hills, you're fucking balling out of control, you're driving a Ferrari. Whoa, you made it. That's what everybody wanted. This was like the goal, right?
- RBRalph Barbosa
That's... Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And somewhere along the line, I think it was like the 2000s, reality shows came around.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Everybody wanted a reality show?
- JRJoe Rogan
They're too ch-... They're so cheap to make.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
They're so cheap to make. And you don't... I mean, you have like... You barely pay the people that are on them. Like all those Real Housewives and shit, they're not like making millions of dollars, I don't think.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Damn.
- JRJoe Rogan
You think they are?
- RBRalph Barbosa
I don't know. I'd like-
- JRJoe Rogan
How much money they making?
- RBRalph Barbosa
Now I'd like to know just so I can talk shit to them.
- 10:20 – 14:49
Comments, hecklers, and staying sane online (plus a near-fight story)
- RBRalph Barbosa
TV in general just kind of scares me, acting, writing. I don't know. I don't-
- JRJoe Rogan
You just, you're just so attached to, like, other people's opinions of you. (laughs) Like, you're constantly getting chosen for stuff.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah. I feel like even, even though I've never done that, I do, I do get tired of like comments. Like, I know they say never read the comments, but I read them.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRalph Barbosa
But it'll be like the, the... Like, I can take a joke, I can take getting roasted, especially if it's people who follow me.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- RBRalph Barbosa
It kind of feels like, "Oh, well, I mean, they follow. It's some sort of support." It feels like you're getting roasted by like your cousin, like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- RBRalph Barbosa
... "Hey, he's still on my team, fuck it." But the ones that like piss me off, like, I don't know why they shouldn't, but they just throw me over there, it's like I want to fucking hit this guy in the face.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRalph Barbosa
It's like, if I just left... Like, let's say I did Miami last month, and then I... Or like two weeks ago, and then I post like a flyer for next show's month, like next month's shows. And people are like, "What the fuck? You avoiding Miami?" I'm like, "Hey, dumbass, I was just there like two weeks ago. Like, when did you start following me, asshole?" Like, "Stop making me look like I don't show your city love."
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRalph Barbosa
Like...
- JRJoe Rogan
You can't pay attention to that. That's just someone who doesn't look at schedules.
- RBRalph Barbosa
I hate it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, but that's like just-
- RBRalph Barbosa
I hate it.
- JRJoe Rogan
He just... That's a crazy person. That's a lack of information.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- RBRalph Barbosa
But I don't know why, I just bu-... I stopped checking social media. I'll check it like once throughout the day. And if, if I happen to catch your message or your comment, I catch it. If not, fuck it, like tomorrow.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know what it's like, man? It's like when you're out at like a, a party or a club or something like that, and, and someone yells across the room, "Yo, what's up, Ralph?"
- RBRalph Barbosa
Uh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, and you go, "Hey, what's up, man?" He goes, "Dude, I'm a fan. What's up? How you doing?" Then he'll give you some love.
- RBRalph Barbosa
That-
- JRJoe Rogan
But he's like checking you to see if you'll, like, react to him.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Bro, if somebody-
- JRJoe Rogan
That's kind of like what they're doing in the comments.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Somebody, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
"What, you don't come to Miami?"
- 14:49 – 23:01
Boxing as therapy, Wu-Tang playlists, and the road comic lifestyle
- RBRalph Barbosa
I went to a boxing gym for a little bit, uh, earlier this year. I went for, like, two months.
- JRJoe Rogan
That'd be good for you.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah. I liked it. I wanna do something different, though.
- JRJoe Rogan
Boxing is the... one of the very best things ever for, uh, relieving, like, uh, tension. Like, if you're fucking tense, just like you got too much going on in your world, man, you just put on some good tunes. I have a Wu-Tang playlist-
- RBRalph Barbosa
I bet.
- JRJoe Rogan
... that I play when I hit the bag.
- RBRalph Barbosa
I, I would, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- RBRalph Barbosa
I'd go, like, early, like, early in the morning for, like, private sessions.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RBRalph Barbosa
And, uh, that's when I would put on some Wu-Tang, some RZA.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RBRalph Barbosa
RZA specifically. He has that one song that, like, uh, You Can't Stop Me Now.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRalph Barbosa
It's like a boxing classic.
- JRJoe Rogan
R- RZA's got so many jams. But for me, number one is Protect Ya Neck. That has to be on every playlist. And, uh, that's like we... when we would drive... (laughs) we would drive to the arena shows and we'd... sometimes we'd get a police escort, and there's something wild about cop cars with flashing lights and you listening to Protect Ya Neck. (laughs)
- RBRalph Barbosa
Nice.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRalph Barbosa
We, we've never had a... I've never had a police escort.
- JRJoe Rogan
Gravel pit's another one.
- RBRalph Barbosa
But one time in a parking lot, I had a security guard escort.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ah.
- RBRalph Barbosa
But they have, like, the yellow lights. Those aren't as threatening or as fun, the yellow lights.
- JRJoe Rogan
No, that's not as fun. You need blue lights.
- RBRalph Barbosa
It was also like a, like a shopping center parking lot, so it wasn't...
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRalph Barbosa
It's not exactly an arena, but I don't know.
- JRJoe Rogan
Dude, some of the best comedy clubs ever are in those little shopping center mall places.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Little fucking clubs that you would never imagine were great, you know?
- 23:01 – 45:22
Inside the Mothership: Mitzi’s bar, community culture, and building a talent pipeline
- JRJoe Rogan
Mitzi's is a fun place to be. After the shows.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Where?
- JRJoe Rogan
Mitzi's, the bar downstairs at the Mothership.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Tonight.
- RBRalph Barbosa
I haven't tried-
- JRJoe Rogan
Tonight, after the shows, we're going downstairs.
- RBRalph Barbosa
All right, all right.
- JRJoe Rogan
We're going. It's great. Whole staff's partying, just hanging out.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Mitzi's.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Let's do it.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's a great vibe. It's a, a real, uh, great sense of community and home, you know? The, it's, it's a real, like, home base, you know? And that-
- RBRalph Barbosa
You need home bases when you're on the road a lot, I feel.
- JRJoe Rogan
You do. Yeah, I think you do too.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Keep you human.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's what we used to have at the Store. It was a home base. All these guys that would tour on the weekends, we'd all meet each other at the bar, at, at the bar downstairs. It was a comedians only bar. And it was this beautiful bar, and the, the bar itself was Mitzi's. It was from her home. And th- they moved it. When she moved out of her home, they moved it, and they put it, uh, in this one... So, you knew. It was like, "You're holding on to Mitzi's bar. This is hers." You know?
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
"This is her bar." Like, you feel her bar. When you put your hand down when you have a drink, you set it down on Mitzi's bar. There was something about that, man. And then, we were... You know, Ron White's back there, and fucking Dave Chappelle's back there. Dave brings his own music sometimes. It's crazy. It's beautiful.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Oh, I fucking love that.
- JRJoe Rogan
Beautiful. Just a hang, man.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And so, that's what we do at the Mothership.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Dave has good music.
- JRJoe Rogan
He's always got the best mu-... I got, I always have Shazam on point when Dave's here.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I have it set up so, uh, I tap the back of my phone three times.... and Shazam pops up.
- RBRalph Barbosa
And Shazam pops up?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRalph Barbosa
I just have it on the little pull-down menu or whatever.
- 45:22 – 51:06
Faith, skepticism, and ‘psychedelic Christianity’ rabbit holes
- RBRalph Barbosa
You religious at all? Like, do you go to church or anything? You follow a religion?
- JRJoe Rogan
I, I'm not religious, but I'm not an atheist. People always say I'm an atheist. I'm not an atheist.
- RBRalph Barbosa
I, I feel like I'm on something like that, you know. Uh, there's something going on out there, but, uh, I, I mean, I grew up like somewhat Catholic, like how most Mexican Catholics are. Like, maybe you don't go to church, but you do this thing all the time.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRalph Barbosa
So like I still like, you know, like, but, yeah, there is, I don't know, man. I don't know what to believe. I do want to have a religion. I'm not gonna lie, but sometimes I don't.
- JRJoe Rogan
It'd be nice if there was a good one, one you could like really lock into, like, "Man, you guys are making sense."
- RBRalph Barbosa
Well, I just like that people really like lock into something, and like, I don't know, man. I wanna, I wanna like defend something. I wanna be like, "You don't speak that way about Allah."
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- RBRalph Barbosa
But-
- JRJoe Rogan
It's a nice gang to be a part of.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Very aggressive gang.
- RBRalph Barbosa
But I also feel like the gang I belong to, whether I like it or not, is like the comedy world.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Just make fun of everything.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. That's our gang. But I think religion helps a lot of people, and I don't necessarily think it's-
- RBRalph Barbosa
Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I, I think it came from somewhere, and I think there's, there's like real wisdom to these stories that people wrote down thousands of years ago. But there's a lot of problems in the translations, too, 'cause they're translating shit from, uh, like the... Here's a good example. The Dead Sea Scrolls is the oldest version of the Bible that they're aware of, and it's from, uh, Qumran. It's these, uh, it's this, the, they had these like, these caves, and they found these big pottery vessels with scrolls in them. And these scrolls, uh, they're all made of, uh, animal skins. Like that's how old they are.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Oh, shit.
- JRJoe Rogan
That was their paper. They wrote on animal skins. And the, one of the ways that they figured out, they had to put it all together again, and a lot of it was crumpled and falling apart. And so they had to do DNA testing so that they could figure out, okay, this sample, these samples are all from this cow, and so we'll put these here. And it took, it took them fucking years and years and years to do this. And out of, after 14 years of deciphering it, there was this one guy, his name is John Marco Allegro, and he was, uh, uh, he was a p- an ordained minister, but he was also agnostic because when he studied theology, the more he started studying it, the more he's like, "Wait a minute, what the fuck is, how come this is so much different than this? And what's the origins of these words, and where does this all come from?" So this guy studies this Dead Sea Scrolls for 14 years, and then he writes a book called The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross, and he said that the whole Christian religion was really about psychedelic mushrooms and fertility rituals, that these people had hidden all of these stories in these allegories and in these tales. They'd hidden all this information on what to do and when to do it. And that all, like it's a very, very controversial book, but that all of the, like even-
- RBRalph Barbosa
You think they got it at Barnes & Nobles?
- JRJoe Rogan
I think you could probably get it now. I know-
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... it got, yeah, it got republished. It, it was, I think it was bought out by the Catholic Church for a long time, and then-
- RBRalph Barbosa
Wow. I didn't know the Catholic Church was buying out books, like fucking-
- JRJoe Rogan
They didn't want this one out.
- RBRalph Barbosa
... some Wolf of Wall Street shit.
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't know if that's true. I need to find out if that's true 'cause I've said it before, 'cause someone told it to me.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Dude, you say it with enough confidence it's true.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, if you say it with enough confidence you could get people who will-
- 51:06 – 59:32
A heavy mushroom trip, ‘God is mad,’ and the whiplash of sudden success
- RBRalph Barbosa
I'll tell you this, though, on the whole Christian psychedelic trip shit. One time, I ate like nine, 10 grams of shrooms. And I swear to God, the ceiling, there was a face in it. And I s- like for some reason, in my mind, I was like, "That's God." And he was fucking pissed. And then I-
- JRJoe Rogan
He's pissed?
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
At you?
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
For what?
- RBRalph Barbosa
For... I don't know.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRalph Barbosa
I think it's just 'cause on the inside, I'm always... Like I've never done mushrooms out in the, like during the day. I know some people are like, "Yeah, man, do mushrooms. Go to a park." Nah. Uh-uh. 'Cause I do believe there's, like, God out there, some sort of God. And I don't think he's necessarily like, um, like the good guy on the TV show. I think he's God. You know what I mean? You ever had, like, a boss, like at a, like at a place?
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- RBRalph Barbosa
And maybe he's not exactly fair, maybe he's not exactly nice, but he's the fucking boss. And when he says, "Go." And I feel like maybe that's what God is, you know? For better or worse. And I feel like if I do mushrooms out in the open, he's gonna be, like, mad. So I do them at night.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRalph Barbosa
I usually do them in my hotel rooms. I'll do research on hotels that have, like, artwork and stuff. Like Hotel Indigo's (blows raspberries) great place to trip.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRalph Barbosa
Especially the one in Houston. If I go to Houston, I'm staying at the Hotel Indigo.
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh...
- RBRalph Barbosa
But yeah, the ceiling, man. Oh, I was tripping so hard. And the face came out, and it looked like it, like it looked like a hand and then like an elbow, and then I felt like he was putting his elbow on my neck.
- JRJoe Rogan
Whoa.
- RBRalph Barbosa
And I couldn't breathe. I started trying to breathe real hard like (gasps) . And my buddy was like, having a nice trip. He was just like, "That's right, man, breathe." I was like, "No, dumbass. Like, I can't breathe." Like... (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
'Cause God's choking you.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah, God was like putting the pressure down on my neck. But I feel like that was-
- JRJoe Rogan
Hmm.
- RBRalph Barbosa
That was maybe in my mind.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, it's definitely in your mind.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah, you know, like, just feeling pressure's in general.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. Right.
- RBRalph Barbosa
And wondering if I'm doing the right thing or not.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Well, a lot of changes have happened really quickly with you. You know, Brian Simpson was telling me that you were gonna open for him one weekend, and you-
- RBRalph Barbosa
In January of 2022, I think.
- JRJoe Rogan
... couldn't do it. And then you blew up, and then he called you, and you're like, "Bro, I'm headlining on all these clubs now."
- 59:32 – 1:08:49
Living in the country, family history, and building a home with a car-painting shop
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah. I feel that. I live, uh, I live out in the country right now.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, do you?
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah, I live out ... Like a hour south of Dallas.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, that's great.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Uh, my dad lives out there. He bought land when he was like 20 there, like a little trailer home, and he always kept it. He'd move around a lot 'cause, you know, he was an unstable guy, just up and down, whatever. But he always kept that land, and once he became more of like a family man, 'cause, you know, he's married to my stepmom, I have younger siblings, he like, you know, made sure that they lived there. He got out of prison like 2019 and he went back to like painting cars, working on cars, started saving money, started doing like contractor jobs, started his own business. Now he does like pretty big business, contract-type work with a couple other guys that have their own business. And he like built his dream house-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, nice.
- RBRalph Barbosa
... on that land. No more trailer home. He gave the trailer home to my cousin and they moved it like further back on the next piece of land so, you know, now he has to like start his own little journey or whatever.
- JRJoe Rogan
Nice.
- RBRalph Barbosa
But he built that, uh, he built that house and it's nice, man. I started building a house on that land as well before my cousin's house so I could like outshine my cousin's house.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RBRalph Barbosa
But it's not done. But my house is purely ... Like, I'm not even looking forward to ... I'm not even trying too much right now to like actually build a house and be like, "This is how I want my kitchen and living room." Not even worried about it. The h- Where I'm ... The living compartment is on the upstairs. I'm worried about the downstairs, 'cause that's gonna be like my shop. I used to paint cars and I wanna, I wanna do that in my free time again.
- JRJoe Rogan
What kind of painting?
- RBRalph Barbosa
... like, uh, I was, I was still very much, like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Like artistic painting, you mean?
- RBRalph Barbosa
No, like, you know, paint the cars, like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- RBRalph Barbosa
... paint them blue, paint them red, you know.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, just painting cars.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Painting cars.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Detailing them afterwards, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, okay.
- RBRalph Barbosa
Uh, I always wanted to paint candy, but you need a lot of experience. A lot of people don't know, when you're painting candy, you can't just do the quarter panel and then move to the door.
- JRJoe Rogan
What do-
- RBRalph Barbosa
You gotta do, like, the whole sur-
- JRJoe Rogan
What do you mean by candy?
- RBRalph Barbosa
Like, you know, candy paint, like real, real glittery, real pretty-ass paint.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, is that what it's called?
- RBRalph Barbosa
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
All right.
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