Joe Rogan Experience #2068 - Cameron Hanes

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music plays) What's up, Joe hands? You all juiced up with stem cells, you feel any different?

   4. CHCameron Hanes0:17

      (sighs) Are we live yet?

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:19

      (laughs) Yeah, we're live.

   6. CHCameron Hanes0:20

      Oh, we are?

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:21

      Yeah.

   8. CHCameron Hanes0:21

      Oh, yeah, I feel... I don't know, you said I can't do anything for a few days, though.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:26

      Yeah. You gotta- you- you really should be taking time off. Like we were talking about how Shane Dorian went down to Tijuana and he got, like, this full body stem cell treatment, they injected his discs and they did all this jazz, and they told him, "Don't do anything for eight weeks."

   10. CHCameron Hanes0:39

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:39

       You, like, walk, but, you know-

   12. CHCameron Hanes0:41

       I can't do that.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:41

       ... just let it heal. Let it heal.

   14. CHCameron Hanes0:44

       Eight weeks?

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:45

       (sings) I know it's hard.

   16. CHCameron Hanes0:47

       Hey, could I get a little more volume?

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:49

       Oh, you can turn it right there.

   18. CHCameron Hanes0:50

       Oh, wait.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:50

       Yeah, on that little thing.

   20. CHCameron Hanes0:51

       Oh, here?

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:51

       Yeah. We're like a radio station now. We got, like, real equipment.

   22. CHCameron Hanes0:55

       Okay.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:56

       You got a cough button too-

   24. CHCameron Hanes0:57

       I do, yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:57

       ... if you have to cough.

   26. CHCameron Hanes0:59

       (coughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:59

       See?

   28. CHCameron Hanes1:00

       (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:00

       Pretty cool.

   30. CHCameron Hanes1:01

       That's pretty s- see, I don't have this. See, I'm bare bones. I'm like, you know, Mattel version podcast, you're like the hype-
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Those are the best…

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      I'm just-

   2. GUGuest15:00

      Those are the best kind.

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:01

      ... curious about it. This is my favorite kind of theories.

   4. GUGuest15:02

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:03

      My theory is that they have this ability to make something move in this insane way with gravity, but they can't put a body in it and they can't put weapons in it. They can't... It's just an object that they can get to move at insane rates of speed.

   6. GUGuest15:18

      Mm.

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:18

      That's what I think. I think the military applications of this thing have yet to be figured out. But I think they do have something that can do things that we have no knowledge of.

   8. GUGuest15:30

      Hm.

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:30

      But if the United States government's probably... They probably have, in their possession, something that was either back engineered from something from somewhere else or something that they developed in a completely top secret environment with the top research scientists probably during the wars, during World War II and III... Or three? Uh, Vietnam... (laughs)

   10. GUGuest15:55

       (laughs) That's impending.

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:56

       ... and in Iraq and Afghanistan. If you think about it, the amount of money that gets funneled, funneled through the government-

   12. GUGuest16:04

       Mm-hmm.

   13. JRJoe Rogan16:04

       ... and that they, they don't... I mean, didn't the Pentagon just, for the sixth year in a row, fail their audit?

   14. GUGuest16:11

       Probably.

   15. JRJoe Rogan16:11

       Imagine if you failed your audit six years ago.

   16. GUGuest16:13

       Yeah, I know.

   17. JRJoe Rogan16:13

       Boy, they would crawl up your ass with a fucking microscope.

   18. GUGuest16:15

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan16:16

       I think. Is that what it was?

   20. GUGuest16:18

       I, uh, I don't think it's, uh, they've ever passed it, but yeah, they got those corrected to say, "Failed sixth audit with number..."

   21. JRJoe Rogan16:24

       (laughs)

   22. GUGuest16:24

       "Passing grade second."

   23. JRJoe Rogan16:24

       So there's a lot of money flowing around is my point.

   24. GUGuest16:26

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan16:27

       And who knows how much of that money is going to these secret programs that we don't know about?

   26. GUGuest16:33

       Yeah. Yeah, I know.

   27. JRJoe Rogan16:34

       And if they did that and they did have the top scientists, and if I was the fucking president and I was, uh, the chief of staff and I was running the Pentagon, I would want the best scientists.

   28. GUGuest16:43

       Hm.

   29. JRJoe Rogan16:43

       So I'd recruit the best scientists and I'd say, "Hey, you know, this is national security. We're working on this project. It uses gravity propulsion. Shut the fuck up."

   30. GUGuest16:52

       Yeah.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Yeah, I think he's…

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      doing? 'Cause he, he was pretty fucked up by that sucker punch, right?

   2. CHCameron Hanes30:04

      Yeah, I think he's doing better now. Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:06

      What, what was the extent of the damage that-

   4. CHCameron Hanes30:09

      I'm not ... I don't know what it amounted to. Um, yeah, I'm not sure.

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:14

      'Cause he was suing him and did they settle that?

   6. CHCameron Hanes30:17

      Yeah. I think they settled. Did I read that they settled? Did you see that?

   7. GUGuest30:20

      Oh, yeah, I think so.

   8. CHCameron Hanes30:21

      Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:21

      So he just said, "Pay me, bitch."

   10. CHCameron Hanes30:23

       (laughs) I think it was just, you know, proving a point.

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:28

       (clears throat) Yeah, you can't be going around sucker-punching people-

   12. CHCameron Hanes30:30

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:30

       ... who just kicked your ass.

   14. CHCameron Hanes30:31

       I think it was on-

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:31

       You had your chance to punch him.

   16. CHCameron Hanes30:33

       He, he had five rounds. I think-

   17. JRJoe Rogan30:34

       And it didn't work out at all.

   18. CHCameron Hanes30:35

       I think it's just, uh, on principle.

   19. JRJoe Rogan30:38

       Yeah.

   20. CHCameron Hanes30:38

       I think Colby was just like, "No."

   21. JRJoe Rogan30:40

       Yeah.

   22. CHCameron Hanes30:40

       "I'm gonna make you pay."

   23. JRJoe Rogan30:42

       Yeah. You, well- well, you can't just let people get away with that-

   24. CHCameron Hanes30:47

       No.

   25. JRJoe Rogan30:47

       ... because then they're gonna do it more often-

   26. CHCameron Hanes30:49

       Mm-hmm.

   27. JRJoe Rogan30:49

       ... and it's gonna really muddy up the sport.

   28. CHCameron Hanes30:51

       Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan30:51

       It's gonna be a real problem. It's just, it's a crime.

   30. CHCameron Hanes30:54

       Mm-hmm.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Yeah. Weak men hate…

   1. CHCameron Hanes45:00

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      Yeah. Weak men hate him.

   3. CHCameron Hanes45:01

      (laughs)

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:01

      Weak men and jealous men and people who don't know him.

   5. CHCameron Hanes45:04

      Yeah.

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:04

      There's a, he gets misunderstood, you know, unfortunately, by some people that I like.

   7. CHCameron Hanes45:08

      Yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:08

      They just, they don't, they don't look into it hard enough. And then there's a, there's this also, there's a natural inclination to try to find someone who is just excelling above and beyond everyone and find shortcomings in them, pick them apart-

   9. CHCameron Hanes45:23

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:23

       ... find something. Instead of just look at the message that guy's saying.

   11. CHCameron Hanes45:27

       Right.

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:28

       What is he saying? He's saying, "Take control."

   13. CHCameron Hanes45:30

       Mm-hmm.

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:30

       "Take control. Use your fucking mind. Take control of your life and, and be better at everything, and you can do this. And I used to be a fat fuck and look at me now." (slams table) That's a great message, man.

   15. CHCameron Hanes45:40

       That is.

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:41

       That message-

   17. CHCameron Hanes45:42

       Anybody could use that.

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:42

       I mean, that message resonates with me, it resonates with you, it resonates with all the people that we know, man. That is a fucking message and a half, and he's living it. He's not just saying it.

   19. CHCameron Hanes45:51

       No.

   20. JRJoe Rogan45:51

       He's living it.

   21. CHCameron Hanes45:52

       Yeah, it's a...

   22. JRJoe Rogan45:53

       I think he's a national treasure.

   23. CHCameron Hanes45:55

       Oh, so do I. I mean, I, y- you know, you have this quote I see it's been going around on reels talking about, God, there's this, like a certain set of men who, that are just... I, I can't remember how you say it, but it's so good. I've been seeing people put, put it on their own reels, but like they're just built for, I don't know if it's chaos or something. Do you remember this-

   24. JRJoe Rogan46:16

       I don't know.

   25. CHCameron Hanes46:16

       ... spiel you had?

   26. JRJoe Rogan46:17

       I've said a lot of things. (laughs)

   27. CHCameron Hanes46:18

       Yes. (laughs) I know. But it's like a good one that's go- that's really popular right now, but it describes people like David to a T.

   28. JRJoe Rogan46:25

       Yeah.

   29. CHCameron Hanes46:25

       And it's a, there are, there's a certain group of men who a lot of people aren't gonna understand.

   30. JRJoe Rogan46:32

       Right.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:09:15

   (laughs) …

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      on him!

   2. GUGuest1:00:00

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:01

      Holy shit, look at his fucking thighs. Bro, that guy must chafe like a motherfucker. He needs some good me undies, the kind that go all the way down.

   4. CHCameron Hanes1:00:09

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:09

      You know those boxer briefs keep your legs from rubbing in the center?

   6. CHCameron Hanes1:00:12

      Yeah, I don't really know what his goal is, but...

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:14

      Be massiver?

   8. GUGuest1:00:16

      Huge.

   9. CHCameron Hanes1:00:16

      I mean-

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:16

       More, more massi- maybe it's Tom Havalon. Maybe, maybe that's his goal.

   11. CHCameron Hanes1:00:19

       These guys, you know, they wanna be... When you walk in a room, they want people to be like, "Holy," like, pointing. Like, "Holy shit, look at this freak."

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:28

       Well, he gained 50 pounds in, what, four years?

   13. CHCameron Hanes1:00:32

       And he shredded.

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:33

       Yeah.

   15. CHCameron Hanes1:00:33

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:00:33

       That's crazy.

   17. CHCameron Hanes1:00:34

       Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:00:35

       Yeah, you don't do that with oatmeal.

   19. CHCameron Hanes1:00:36

       No.

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:00:37

       You need some help.

   21. CHCameron Hanes1:00:38

       (laughs)

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:00:38

       You need a little help.

   23. CHCameron Hanes1:00:39

       Yeah, so I, I-

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:00:40

       Step away, USADA.

   25. CHCameron Hanes1:00:41

       It's-

   26. GUGuest1:00:41

       (laughs)

   27. CHCameron Hanes1:00:41

       Yeah, right. Yeah, y-

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:00:42

       (laughs)

   29. CHCameron Hanes1:00:42

       Nothing to see here. It's fun to, to see guys like that.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:00:46

       Mm-hmm.

Episode duration: 2:38:31