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IQ thresholds, military cutoffs, and joking about eugenics
- NANarrator
(drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience. (drumbeats) Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (rock music)
- JRJoe Rogan
... as far as, like, cage fighting commentators go.
- EHEvan Hafer
(laughs) That's- that's what you're classifying yourself as? (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, pothead, comedian, slash cage fighting commentator.
- EHEvan Hafer
Cage fighting commentator.
- JRJoe Rogan
I got a pretty solid IQ for that.
- EHEvan Hafer
No, that's great.
- JRJoe Rogan
So you said it was, uh, the average, there's 16% of America-
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... that has below 85 IQ?
- EHEvan Hafer
Correct. So that's the cutoff for military service. So they can't take-
- JRJoe Rogan
This ki-
- EHEvan Hafer
... somebody in.
- JRJoe Rogan
This is the kinda talk to start Hitler off.
- EHEvan Hafer
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
This is (laughs) this is like (laughs) , when they start getting into the master race-
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... eugenic ... 'Cause you know, like, I would never, ever say that people shouldn't breed. I would never say anything like that. I would never-
- EHEvan Hafer
You wouldn't?
- JRJoe Rogan
I would never.
- EHEvan Hafer
(laughs) Are you serious?
- JRJoe Rogan
We were ... (laughs) If we were in elk hunting camp, I probably could tell you that.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But, uh, publicly, I would never say that.
- EHEvan Hafer
You would never say it on this podcast?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. I mean, here's the thing. I don't know what my parents' IQs were. What if my parents were, you know, like, what if, uh, my, they got IQs and their IQ tests were really low?
- EHEvan Hafer
Uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
But I mean, isn't it possible that someone who's re- not that bright has a super smart kid, like they give them enough vaccines, and the gi- kid comes out a genius?
- EHEvan Hafer
I hope that's the case for my kids. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- 1:53 – 4:23
Genius guests, Eric Weinstein’s complexity, and rejecting “trust the experts”
- EHEvan Hafer
Like, I've, I've got max RPMs going on up here, down here. Yeah, I, I ... What? God, I had dinner with, uh, Eric Weinstein one night, too.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, see that's what I'm talking about.
- EHEvan Hafer
It's crazy. I'm just trying to, like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Impossible to keep up.
- EHEvan Hafer
It's like you're at VO2 max, and he hasn't even, like, stepped off the curb mentally.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, he's not even sweating.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah, he's like, "Let me explain this to you." He took, he got out the crayons and drew me some pictures.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- EHEvan Hafer
He's like, "This is how it fucking works."
- JRJoe Rogan
Dude, he literally wrote ... I don't even know if it's been disproven. See, this is the thing. The stuff that he discusses-
- EHEvan Hafer
(clears throat)
- JRJoe Rogan
... is so complex-
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... that there's only, like, um, what, what are the, what's the amount of people in the world that could even argue with him about it? But he wrote a-
- EHEvan Hafer
10?
- JRJoe Rogan
He wrote a theory of everything.
- EHEvan Hafer
The theory of everything.
- JRJoe Rogan
And he wro- he, he announced it on this podcast. He, like published this-
- EHEvan Hafer
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
... theory, and he's putting it out there for people to judge. And I don't know how it's been received. I don't know. I ... But how, w- how would I know? I mean, I would never understand who's right. Like, one of the things that I've learned during COVID, this whole trust the experts thing, suck my dick. Okay? That's-
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... nonsense. There's a lot of these people that are fucking-
- EHEvan Hafer
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... full of shit, and bought and paid for, and I don't trust just the experts anymore. I trust some experts. I trust if I can understand what they're talking about, and I know where maybe their conflicts lie, I can see, "Well, why would they be ignoring certain studies, but highlighting others? Oh, there's a conflict of interest. Oh, there's some money involved. Oh, maybe there's a revolving door-"
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
"... and they can get into some nice agency or some corporation after they're done with the agency." I, I can kind of look at that, but it takes time. With this shit? When, when he's talking about it, I have no idea who the experts are.
- EHEvan Hafer
(laughs) No.
- JRJoe Rogan
I have no idea what he ... He's literally talking about a theory of everything.
- EHEvan Hafer
He was (laughs) ... You, we were, and it was Bryan Callen and me, and it was this wild conversation, because-
- JRJoe Rogan
Did you even get to talk?
- 4:23 – 8:16
Debate culture: intellectual ‘dunking’ vs honest persuasion
- EHEvan Hafer
I ... Have you watched those, uh, the Monk debates with him?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes. Yes, I did.
- EHEvan Hafer
Those are incredible. Like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Amazing, yeah.
- EHEvan Hafer
Like, him and, uh, was it Malcolm Gladwell? Um, that, that debate when he, like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- EHEvan Hafer
... Douglas Murray.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- EHEvan Hafer
Jordan Peterson, like that, that thing was so good.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's so good.
- EHEvan Hafer
Because I just love watching those guys intellectually eviscerate people, because it's hilarious to me.
- JRJoe Rogan
I do, but it, it becomes a bit of an intellectual rap battle.
- EHEvan Hafer
Hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
And that's what I don't like about it.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah, okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
I just feel like it's beneath those guys. And when I see guys like Malcolm, like, dunking on people, I'm like, "Ugh."
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
"Wha- uh, shouldn't we just be discussing the data? Like, shouldn't you ... instead of trying to invoke an emotional response from someone?" I, I understand why you would do that if you were fucking with someone, if you wanted to, like, have an argument with someone. But like, "What i- what is this publicly for?"
- EHEvan Hafer
Hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
"Why is it public?" Well, it's public 'cause we're trying to understand who's right and who's wrong. I want to know why you think the way you think.
- EHEvan Hafer
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
There's clearly many different schools of thought when it comes to many cultural things. Uh, and people are fiercely opposed to the other side. I want to know where you're coming from.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
If you're dunking on people, like now I do know where you're coming from.
- EHEvan Hafer
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't like that.
- EHEvan Hafer
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't like, I don't ... 'Cause like, first of all, it's not anything that funny. If you're gonna do it, be good at it. Like-
- EHEvan Hafer
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Be, be fucking funny. And also, it's not necessary to this argument. This, this discussion. You should really be talking about why you really believe what you believe.
- 8:16 – 12:12
From Buckley vs Vidal to podcasts: why long-form conversation won
- JRJoe Rogan
... chess, it's like you're playing this game. There's a bunch of moves, and trying to figure out who can get their moves off. But I think people genuinely want to kn- like, did you ever see that movie, there's a documentary about, um, uh, god, what was it called? The one about G- Gore Vidal and, um, that, what's that guy, the...
- NANarrator
Best of Enemies?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes, Best of Enemies.
- EHEvan Hafer
No, I haven't seen it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Gore Vidal and, what's the fucking other guy's name? I always forget his name.
- NANarrator
William Buckley.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, William Buckley.
- EHEvan Hafer
Oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
So Buckley's the Conservative-
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and Gore Vidal is the-
- EHEvan Hafer
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
... the, the, and they aired these, I think it was on NBC? Is that what it was on? ABC or NBC?
- EHEvan Hafer
Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But it got huge ratings.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, they were losing in the ratings, and this was kind of a Hail Mary.
- EHEvan Hafer
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Have William F. Buckley as the leading Conservative and Gore Vidal, who's this wild Liberal. And so they were on, uh, Moderated on ABC?
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
ABC, uh, News Coverage of the Republican National Convention in Miami. So this is 1968. They're fucking great, man.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Because they're, one of the things that people are knowing through, learning through podcasts, when you talk about guys like Eric Weinstein or guys like Jordan Peterson, or Sam Harris.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
People wanna hear people talk, f- they wanna, uh, there's, the people that are above that 85 IQ. (laughs)
- EHEvan Hafer
(laughs)
- NANarrator
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, what is it? 84% of the population?
- NANarrator
Yes.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- 12:12 – 19:33
Hollywood incentives, acting ‘craziness,’ and the economics of being chosen
- JRJoe Rogan
That, because he never stopped being a comic.... Bill Maher, out of all these guys that become hosts of talk shows-
- EHEvan Hafer
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... he never stopped just being a comic. He never stopped touring, he never stopped doing all of his live shows, never stopped being a comic. That's what separates Bill.
- EHEvan Hafer
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
'Cause there's a lot of these guys... Look, man, you get a job like the host of The Tonight Show or something along those lines, that, you are fucking set, baby.
- EHEvan Hafer
Dude, that is like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Let's go. I'm buying a Ferrari.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah, I mean we're, we're-
- JRJoe Rogan
I got a house in Maui.
- EHEvan Hafer
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, like you're balling out of control and there's a lot of, lot of like pressure to keep that going and to, to appease the people-
- EHEvan Hafer
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... that would make those decisions, and to also be as marketable as humanly possible-
- EHEvan Hafer
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... to everybody out there in the world so that you can maintain this job. So whether or not there's like ver-... Uh, why don't they sit you down and say, "Hey, this is what you have to say. You support a woman's right to choose, you support immigration, you support, you know, a- a racist, uh, I- IDs are racist."
- EHEvan Hafer
Right, right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, there's like things you have to say.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
"You're with the vaccine, aren't you, Jimmy?" Like, "Yeah, I'm with the vaccine."
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, you have to fucking... (laughs)
- EHEvan Hafer
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
They don't necessarily sit you down and do that, but you, you fucking know.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah. Be-
- JRJoe Rogan
You fucking know.
- EHEvan Hafer
I, I mean, it's, um, unwitting or witting, essentially extortion to a certain degree because you're saying if you don't cooperate, you're gonna be on the streets.
- JRJoe Rogan
And you're not gonna get picked for stuff.
- EHEvan Hafer
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, it, it's a wi- but it's a tyranny that like if s- if there's one person or one group that has the overwhelming part p- of dis- discerning who makes it or doesn't make it, they have the ability to choose who's The Rock.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah, yeah.
- 19:33 – 24:37
Prepping, gun culture, and fears of a surveillance state
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah, I did, I didn't, I, I like it when, uh, when you discover people that are secret preppers. That they-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- EHEvan Hafer
... they keep it, they keep it way underneath their, their, their overt personality.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right, right, right.
- EHEvan Hafer
And then you're like... I was shooting the show with some guy, uh, a couple of months ago, and he's like, "So, um, you do any prepping?" I was like, "Oh, yeah."
- JRJoe Rogan
(sputters)
- EHEvan Hafer
"I love it. It's awesome." It's like, you know, I don't play fantasy football, I, I like participate in these like, you know, preparation games or whatever, 'cause it's, it's just an interesting thought exercise to walk yourself through. And oh, by the way, if something happens, you also have kind of a, a group of contingencies that you can operate from. And he's like, "Okay." And it was like I passed the test, 'cause it was like, "Yeah, man, let's go." And then he started unpacking everything for me.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- EHEvan Hafer
He's like, "Oh yeah, I got a shipping container buried under my property."
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, wow.
- EHEvan Hafer
And I'm like, "Yeah, that's cool. So do I." Yeah. I like that. I like it when I see that stuff.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, it is a good thing to know.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, Mike Glover's great at that, which got him labeled a terrorist. (laughs)
- EHEvan Hafer
I think-
- JRJoe Rogan
He's-
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... fucking explaining to people how to prepare in case-
- EHEvan Hafer
Dude.
- JRJoe Rogan
... things go sideways, and they're like, "You are a problematic individual."
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah, I, I don't know how that happ- well, I do know how that happens-
- JRJoe Rogan
How does it happen?
- EHEvan Hafer
... because you have, w- well, I, I think you have a bunch of people within the, the federal government that, that have a political agenda, and/or they don't understand. They see any and everyone in the country that owns a firearm as some type of, you know, threat at some point. And they have to be, what I would say is, familiar with all aspects of America. They have to really understand like, hey, there's a group of people out there that prepare for the worst, hope for the best. That's what they do. And they're really into it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- EHEvan Hafer
And just because they're going to the range with a group of friends, and they're preparing, doesn't make them domestic terrorists. It just makes them prepared.
- JRJoe Rogan
Prepared, yeah.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And here's the thing that I think people should put in their heads. Does everybody remember ... uh, uh, let me, let me speak to people that live in Los Angeles, 'cause this is where it gets rare. Does everybody remember the lines outside the gun stores?
- EHEvan Hafer
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Do you remember during the riots-
- 24:37 – 26:57
January 6 surveillance claims and civil-liberty anxiety
- EHEvan Hafer
Wait, did you, did you see where, um... This was last week or maybe the week before last. They were talking about how they had TSA, uh, air marshals following people that were in DC. Not even at the Capitol, but they were in DC during January 6th. So, they've just been following these people around the United States. Have you, have you seen this?
- JRJoe Rogan
What?
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah, they were saying they don't have the resources over, uh, the Thanksgiving travel period to staff the security needs from the, uh, like airlines because they had people that were air marshals, I believe. I... And I'm scrolling through this. Following people that were just in DC. They weren't even, like, implemented in anything. It was wild, dude.
- JRJoe Rogan
What are they following for? What's the purpose?
- EHEvan Hafer
I don't know. I think... I mean, I think there's a level of intrusiveness in the government that is just... At some point, you, we have to say it's unacceptable. Like, I think-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- EHEvan Hafer
... that... I mean, obviously this is a long podcast. We don't need to, like, (laughs) take down the temperature just yet, but I think... Man, I, I don't quite understand why they want that level of surveillance activity around people that, quite literally, might have only been in DC during that time period.
- JRJoe Rogan
I think the amount of pressure that they're putting on people to let them know that if there's ever anything like this again-
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... this is what's gonna happen.
- EHEvan Hafer
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Everyone's going to jail.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
People that shouldn't go to jail are going to jail. If the cops let you in the door and they give you a tour, you're going to jail.
- EHEvan Hafer
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, we're gonna call it a violent insurrection-
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and everyone's going to jail, and we're gonna let you in.
- EHEvan Hafer
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
We're gonna open up the barricades and we're gonna have federal agents in the audience encouraging you-
- EHEvan Hafer
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... to go into the House. And then when we're under oath, we're gonna say we can't answer whether or not federal agents were inciting people to go into the Capitol. So-
- EHEvan Hafer
Like, how, how-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- EHEvan Hafer
... how ethically inappropriate do you think everything about that is?
- JRJoe Rogan
It's so bad! (laughs)
- EHEvan Hafer
Like, dude, it's just so bad.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's so bad!
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
If this was happening from the right, if this was Trump-
- 26:57 – 37:45
Freedom requires responsibility—and why urban convenience can backfire
- EHEvan Hafer
It's wild. I think... I, I, I, I don't know, and I'm not, by any stretch of the imagination, gonna fix it. But I think, you know, that the Bill of Rights is so important, and for people to understand what it means and clearly differentiate between, okay, this is states, this is federal, uh, you know, why are these things so important? Individual liberty comes with responsibility. Like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- EHEvan Hafer
... that's the other piece to this, is like, you and I love freedom. Like, to be fair, it, it's quite, quite literally my favorite thing. Like, if I can have more-
- JRJoe Rogan
It's pretty fucking awesome.
- EHEvan Hafer
... it's awesome.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- EHEvan Hafer
Like, you can never have too much, I don't think. Like-
- JRJoe Rogan
N- no.
- EHEvan Hafer
... I don't think so.
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't think so.
- EHEvan Hafer
Because I'm gonna take accountability, I'm gonna be responsible for my actions, I'm not gonna, uh, mess with other people, I'm not gonna impede on their ability f- to pursue happiness, 'cause I'm responsible. But I think... You know, that's me, that's you. I think there's a whole other side of the country that are like, "Hey, I don't want any responsibility for this. It's just, it's too much for me."
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, I think what you're saying is so important because I think freedom without responsibility is what everyone's scared of.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, when people talk about, uh, gun violence-
- EHEvan Hafer
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... or they talk about crime, or any... What, what you're talking about is freedom without responsibility. Even illegal immigration, it's freedom without responsibility.
- EHEvan Hafer
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
And accountability and responsibility and, like, having things that you have to do is what we need more of. That's what we need more of. You wanna have more freedom? We definitely should have more freedom. But we should also have more people that are taking care of their life, they have their shit together.
- EHEvan Hafer
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, what we, we should be doing, instead of trying to take away freedom, try giving people the tools that they need to be more accountable and to do better in their life and to get their fucking shit together. Like, that should be the number one emphasis, not taking away your rights 'cause some people can't handle it.
- EHEvan Hafer
Right. But-
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, there's just...
- EHEvan Hafer
And, and, and that equals everything, right? So then, it's like y- y-... We'll say the, the highly motivated people that are gonna, that will live their life with virtue and courage and pursue all of, uh, what I would say is Western philosophic-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- EHEvan Hafer
... like, principles. I think we can, we collectively can be trusted with that responsibility. But then you have that other piece that's saying, "I don't wanna have anything to do with that. I'd rather have a safe, secure existence without any accountability or responsibility."
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- EHEvan Hafer
I 100% agree. That's why I... And this isn't, like... It's not meant to be, like, over complimentary. But I think that's so... This show and other people, like you and Jocko and Cam and Jordan, whomever else that is out, kind of out there in the ecosystem, you guys are, are putting really good information out into the world, saying, like... I was, I was, um... To reference your podcast with Lex that you did maybe, like, a year ago, he was asking you straight-up advice, like, "How do you, how do you make yourself better? How do you be a better person?" You're answering, saying, "Hey, this is what worked for me." Well, you're obviously successful. You should be propagating that out into the, into the country, into the world, having men and women, everybody saying, "Fuck yeah, I'm gonna take more accountability. I'm gonna be more responsible for my life. I'm gonna live radically free because that's fucking cool."
- JRJoe Rogan
That is...... what people who live in cities don't like. (laughs)
- EHEvan Hafer
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Because if you're living in a city and you're in an apartment building, and you're an urbanist, you're taking yourself-
- 37:45 – 45:39
Purpose after service: existential transition and building Black Rifle Coffee
- EHEvan Hafer
I, I, I used to like, uh, have that conversation with the guys at the agency, because there, there are people that just... They weren't into the mission. They... To, to your point, it's like my purpose, my mission, and kind of the way that I've laid things out was I've always had to work for something bigger than just myself. Like, I can't just be really selfish. It doesn't even compute in my DNA. I have to look at something from a bigger purpose, look at the mission, the goals and objectives, be somewhat altruistic, and then just fucking dive in. Then you can be... Like, you can be selfless in some of what you're doing, and you can kind of behave as a cog in the wheel, which I think is actually a, uh, a really important piece to development is: How many people who've ever worked as just a number?
- JRJoe Rogan
Hmm.
- EHEvan Hafer
Like just a number in a machine, like just-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right, you don't feel valuable.
- EHEvan Hafer
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- EHEvan Hafer
No, you don't. And creating value with a team with a bigger purpose, I think that's what guys in the military, and guys from my background, as they transition out, they go through what I would say is a, is an existential crisis, because their life has meaning. Their essence is clearly defined. They're, they're, they're striving to accomplish a big goal and objective that takes complete intellectual and physical capitulation.
- JRJoe Rogan
Hmm.
- EHEvan Hafer
And when they get out, they're like, "Now we have all this freedom, 360 degrees." Well, you have to lay your own life out. You have to redefine your purpose, and then drive in as deep as you can. I think they go through a significant existential crisis.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, that happens to guys that get out of prison too.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Guys that get out of prison, a lot of them want to get arrested and go back, 'cause they're more comfortable in jail.
- EHEvan Hafer
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
They don't like the freedom. They don't like this new life. All their friends are still locked up.
- EHEvan Hafer
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Their social connections are locked up out in the street. They're a pariah. They're an ex-con.
- EHEvan Hafer
Ye-
- JRJoe Rogan
You know?
- EHEvan Hafer
And it... Some of those things are like transitioning into a, you know, the professional environment, especially from, from the team room. Like, I was in a team room my entire life. And, I mean, you know me, uh, you know, better than most, which is I'm not politically correct. I couldn't build an ecosystem, nor could I have a, I could have ever survived in a corporate environment, because my mind doesn't work like that. Like, I've, I have the diplomacy of a sledgehammer sometimes.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- EHEvan Hafer
And it's not... (laughs) But it's-
- JRJoe Rogan
But at least there's a place for a mind like yours.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
The thing is, when you're a kid, they tell you there's not.
- EHEvan Hafer
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
When I was a kid, man, I was fucking absolutely convinced I was a loser.
- EHEvan Hafer
Really?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, yeah. I fu-
- EHEvan Hafer
Seriously?
- JRJoe Rogan
I would fuck up in school, big fuck-up in school, you know? Always, uh, getting kicked out of classes for making fun of things.
- 45:39 – 48:21
Coffee nerding, product design, and hunting-camp rituals
- JRJoe Rogan
... and to apply your passion into a new direction. What's interesting, too, about Black Rifle... And by the way, thank you for the cup.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
Evan brought me a mug. This is how thoughtful he is. It's white on the inside, so I can see how dark the coffee is.
- EHEvan Hafer
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
That's a real coffee nerd, folks.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah, it's, it's built perfectly from... A- and, uh, I won't, like... Everybody will gloss over and start, like, tuning out, but it's one to 16 ratio brew method from-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- EHEvan Hafer
... 30 grams of coffee in and 480 grams yielded. But then, you can see it, uh, how dark is it, how light is it. You can kind of, um... I built it for the perfect mug, based on how many fingers can you get in, uh, through the handle.
- JRJoe Rogan
Hmm.
- EHEvan Hafer
What's the weight of it? I also build things that, if you have to hit somebody in the fucking face with it... (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- EHEvan Hafer
(laughs) They're not...
- JRJoe Rogan
It's got some heft.
- EHEvan Hafer
It's got some heft. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. These little bitches will break easy.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, this has got-
- EHEvan Hafer
And you, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... a lot more heft to it.
- EHEvan Hafer
It's got a heavy, heavy bottom in it, so there's-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- EHEvan Hafer
... a little bit of thought that went into that.
- JRJoe Rogan
You could fuck someone up with that.
- EHEvan Hafer
Hmm?
- JRJoe Rogan
Especially if you get your hand around it this way.
- EHEvan Hafer
Right. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's how I would do it.
- EHEvan Hafer
Right (laughs) .
- JRJoe Rogan
I wouldn't hold it on the handle. I'm not trusting this handle. I got my ha-
- EHEvan Hafer
No.
- 48:21 – 52:56
Elk hunting adrenaline, cougars, and archery gear rabbit holes
- EHEvan Hafer
I, I had so much fun this year, like, for, for, you know, the people listening, I guess. It's like, I got to watch you do, like, 30 stocks.... so I-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. It's a lot of-
- EHEvan Hafer
And-
- JRJoe Rogan
There's a lot of stalking, and blown stalks, and missed shots, and missed opportunities, and you get winded, and ...
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Elk hunting is amazing, dude. It's, it's amazing.
- EHEvan Hafer
That ... That bull that you killed, um, a pair of 4s, like that thing was so cool to watch, 'cause I watched the entire thing. And I'll, I'll, I'll recite it from my position, because I couldn't really see you very well because you'd moved off, and I'm looking at him from across, um ... I was on one spur, you were on the other, and there's a little valley in between us, but we were probably, I don't know, 1,000 yards away. And I'm watching you through my binos, trying to figure out what you're doing, 'cause I could see the bull. And then, he got up, and I, I couldn't tell if you were winded or not, but then all I heard, like ... I saw him tear ass up the hill and then tumble down. He was dead in five seconds.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really quick, yeah.
- EHEvan Hafer
Like, eh, three and a half, five seconds at the most. And I heard it from across the canyon, you yelled so loud, (laughs) that we were-
- JRJoe Rogan
(snorts) Smoke.
- EHEvan Hafer
And we started laughing 'cause you're like, "Yeah."
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- EHEvan Hafer
And it echoed all the way down through the canyon, and I was like, "Well, bull down. Let's go."
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, I gave a Ric Flair.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I gave a giant woo. Yeah, th- they are the fucking most interesting animal to me. I mean, I've deer hunted, I've bear hunted, I've hunted axis deer, I've hunted a lot of different animals, but elk, to me, are like the most majestic. They're the coolest looking.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
They're, they're fucking smart as shit when they smell you, their senses are so good. They're, they're always tuned in to what the fuck is going on, and the only time you catch them slipping is when they're hungry, they're tired, or they wanna fuck.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And we caught him when he was tired. He decided-
- EHEvan Hafer
Snored.
- JRJoe Rogan
... to take a nap, and I was like, "Okay, buddy."
- EHEvan Hafer
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
"You just fucked up."
- EHEvan Hafer
(laughs) Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
And then I creeped in with my socks on. I creeped in for a half an hour. I was moving so slow 'cause his head was kinda turned sideways.
- EHEvan Hafer
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
And I could never tell if he was looking at me, so I had to make no movement. I was just inching towards that motherfucker. And every time he would turn away, I'd get a couple of slow steps and then I'd have to stop, and then I'd have to wonder, "I wonder if he remembers what he saw when he turned before and if that fucking tree is closer. I'm gonna wonder if he's gonna perk up." It's so exciting and your fucking heart's pounding. (imitates heartbeat thumping) And I'm breathing, I'm doing all these breathing exercises-
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... to slow my heartrate down. Woof. So much fun, man.
- 52:56 – 1:22:45
Cats, toxoplasmosis, and the realities of dumb-but-beloved pets
- EHEvan Hafer
I mean, it's always a debate, like w- uh, my wife and I have gone back and forth on like, "Do we get a cat? Do we not get a cat?" And they're, they're, there's some ... They carry some parasite, I guess. It's like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Toxoplasmosis.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
They have.
- EHEvan Hafer
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mostly it's the l- wild cats get it, but ...
- EHEvan Hafer
Is that what it is?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- EHEvan Hafer
It's from like wild ...
- JRJoe Rogan
It's from rats.
- EHEvan Hafer
Oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
This is what-
- EHEvan Hafer
Okay. Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's a w- ... It's a, it is a wild parasite.
- EHEvan Hafer
Hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
And there's a guy named Robert Sapolsky out of, uh ... Is he out of Stanford?
- NANarrator
I think so, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh, I think he's out of Stanford. Uh, psychologist, brilliant guy. Um, he's done a lot of work on toxoplasmosis. And toxoplasmosis is the reason why they tell people not to touch women's, uh, d- women that are pregnant, not to touch their cat's litter box.
- EHEvan Hafer
Oh. Because the-
- JRJoe Rogan
Because it can really fuck the kid up.
- EHEvan Hafer
Huh.
- JRJoe Rogan
And it could really fuck you up too.
- EHEvan Hafer
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
But what it does with people is wild. What it does to people is it makes them more reckless, and a disproportionate number of motorcycle victims have tested positive for toxoplasmosis. Um, some countries, at one point in time, France was as high as 50% of the population was infected by it.
- EHEvan Hafer
What?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. It is a wild parasite that changes the way you think. And one of the things it does is it's ... Parasites are so fascinating because they literally can hijack another body and get it to do-
- EHEvan Hafer
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... different things. So they get inside a rat. The rat gets infected with toxoplasmosis and it rewires the rat's sexual reward system. The rat now becomes sexually aroused by the smell of cat urine. It also completely removes any fear that the rat would have of cats. So the, the rat goes towards the cat, the cat kills the rat and eats the rat. The only way the parasite can reproduce is inside the cat's gut.... so the cat, which is seemingly unaffected by-
- EHEvan Hafer
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... this parasite, is just making it inside of its body. And then when it gets out, it affects all the creatures around it. It probably does affect cats too, but cats are so crazy anyway-
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