Joe Rogan Experience #2071 - Kim Congdon & Sara Weinshenk

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. The Joe Rogan Experience. (drum roll)

   3. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music)

   4. JRJoe Rogan0:12

      Okay.

   5. KCKim Congdon0:12

      Oh.

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:13

      Oh, hi.

   7. KCKim Congdon0:14

      Hi.

   8. SWSara Weinshenk0:14

      Hi.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:15

      (laughs) What's up, ladies?

   10. KCKim Congdon0:16

       Whoa.

   11. SWSara Weinshenk0:17

       Hi, hi, hi.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:17

       Welcome to town.

   13. KCKim Congdon0:18

       Thanks.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:19

       Like, legit, you guys are here now.

   15. SWSara Weinshenk0:20

       (exhales)

   16. KCKim Congdon0:21

       Yes.

   17. SWSara Weinshenk0:21

       We're here now.

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:21

       How's it feel?

   19. SWSara Weinshenk0:22

       It feels good.

   20. JRJoe Rogan0:23

       Have you said "y'all" yet?

   21. SWSara Weinshenk0:24

       Y'all?

   22. KCKim Congdon0:25

       I've been saying y'all.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:26

       Yeah?

   24. KCKim Congdon0:26

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:27

       When did you start?

   26. KCKim Congdon0:27

       I'm from Florida.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:28

       Oh, right.

   28. KCKim Congdon0:30

       Yeah.

   29. SWSara Weinshenk0:30

       Y'all.

   30. JRJoe Rogan0:30

       You gotta like... Florida's weird. It's like-
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Oh my God. …

   1. KCKim Congdon15:00

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      Oh my God.

   3. KCKim Congdon15:00

      But the fact that he said that, he had, like, nerve still, you know what I mean? He was sober enough to be a fucking dick.

   4. SWSara Weinshenk15:04

      But then-

   5. KCKim Congdon15:05

      So you're sober enough to get your ass kicked.

   6. SWSara Weinshenk15:07

      ... the whole night went different 'cause I was like, "My friend got touched, we're getting Chinese food."

   7. KCKim Congdon15:11

      Also, it was horrible because when I kicked-

   8. SWSara Weinshenk15:13

      (laughs)

   9. KCKim Congdon15:13

      ... when I kicked open the door, there was a bunch of fans outside 'cause Joey just ended so they're all waiting-

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:18

       Oh.

   11. KCKim Congdon15:18

       ... to say hi.

   12. SWSara Weinshenk15:19

       I'm like, "Kim!"

   13. KCKim Congdon15:19

       And I just had a great set.

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:21

       Ruined everything.

   15. KCKim Congdon15:21

       Yeah, and I just had a great set so they immediately remember my name and I have all these fans that are going, "Kim," and I say nothing past them.

   16. SWSara Weinshenk15:26

       (laughs)

   17. KCKim Congdon15:26

       All they see is m- me kick open-

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:28

       Oh.

   19. KCKim Congdon15:28

       ... the door, go past them. I mean, absolutely from the hoek, from the hip, like I'm throwing a hook, open hand, drop someone. Dropped him with an open hand, and then, and then, yeah.

   20. SWSara Weinshenk15:41

       But then there was a Variety article about it, and that's how this bitch got verified. (laughs)

   21. KCKim Congdon15:47

       (laughs) And then they-

   22. JRJoe Rogan15:47

       Oh.

   23. SWSara Weinshenk15:47

       She used that article to get her check mark.

   24. KCKim Congdon15:50

       That was the check mark. That was how I got my verified check mark.

   25. SWSara Weinshenk15:52

       She got touched for a check mark, Joe.

   26. KCKim Congdon15:53

       And it w- and honestly, worth it. (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan15:56

       (laughs)

   28. SWSara Weinshenk15:56

       I was like, "Oh."

   29. KCKim Congdon15:58

       (laughs)

   30. SWSara Weinshenk15:58

       "That w- that's all it took?"
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Oh.…

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      a picture of a blurry picture of the moon on, uh, a screen, a monitor, and then backed up and filmed it, and it gave him a perfectly detailed photo of the moon.

   2. NANarrator30:13

      Oh.

   3. KCKim Congdon30:13

      Wow.

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:13

      They play dirty.

   5. KCKim Congdon30:15

      (laughs) Wow.

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:16

      They play super dirty. (laughs)

   7. KCKim Congdon30:19

      What a smart kid.

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:20

      I know, but I was such a sucker. I was like, "Dude, Samsung phones look-"

   9. KCKim Congdon30:23

      (laughs)

   10. SWSara Weinshenk30:24

       (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:24

       ... "fucking."

   12. KCKim Congdon30:26

       (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:26

       "Your bitch ass iPhone. Look at this thing."

   14. SWSara Weinshenk30:28

       (laughs)

   15. KCKim Congdon30:28

       (laughs)

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:28

       "You can't do this."

   17. SWSara Weinshenk30:28

       I wish the iPhone had that too, kind of.

   18. JRJoe Rogan30:30

       Yeah. Lie to me.

   19. KCKim Congdon30:31

       I wanna lie.

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:32

       Everybody lie to me.

   21. KCKim Congdon30:33

       We want lies.

   22. SWSara Weinshenk30:33

       Yeah, please.

   23. KCKim Congdon30:33

       We want Samsung has that-

   24. JRJoe Rogan30:34

       Yeah, I want a picture of the moon.

   25. SWSara Weinshenk30:34

       I wanna sexier picture of the moon.

   26. JRJoe Rogan30:36

       (laughs)

   27. SWSara Weinshenk30:36

       Lie to me, Apple.

   28. JRJoe Rogan30:37

       I took this picture. (laughs)

   29. SWSara Weinshenk30:38

       (laughs) Yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan30:38

       You lied when you took it.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Right. …

   1. KCKim Congdon45:00

      a couple days, you know what I mean?

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:01

      Right.

   3. KCKim Congdon45:02

      Like, I've been at home. If, if, if I'm doing well, my shit is... I have boxes in my house that are just half opened and, like-

   4. SWSara Weinshenk45:08

      I got bags of stuff. I'm like, "I don't know what that is."

   5. KCKim Congdon45:11

      I haven't packed... I haven't packed from the last trip before the next trip. Yeah.

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:14

      That's really interesting.

   7. KCKim Congdon45:16

      Yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:16

      That's really interesting that you said that. Cre- I think creative people would probably agree with that.

   9. SWSara Weinshenk45:19

      Mm-hmm.

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:20

       Like, especially when you get on a, a, a, like if you're on something, like, you're working on something and you're, like, really into it, I don't give a fuck what's going on around me.

   11. SWSara Weinshenk45:28

       Mm-hmm.

   12. KCKim Congdon45:28

       That was like-

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:29

       I'm just focused on what I'm doing. I got empty cans and shit and cigars.

   14. SWSara Weinshenk45:32

       When we, we just wrote, (laughs) we wrote a movie together and that whole time my apartment was fucked up.

   15. KCKim Congdon45:37

       Same. Same. It was embarrassing.

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:40

       Yeah.

   17. KCKim Congdon45:40

       It was embarrassing.

   18. SWSara Weinshenk45:40

       Us writing?

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:41

       Yeah. But j- that's-

   20. KCKim Congdon45:43

       I gotta tell you, being a creative is embarrassing.

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:46

       Being a creative?

   22. SWSara Weinshenk45:47

       (laughs)

   23. KCKim Congdon45:47

       It's embarrassing.

   24. JRJoe Rogan45:48

       (laughs)

   25. KCKim Congdon45:49

       It is.

   26. SWSara Weinshenk45:49

       Yeah, we were meeting-

   27. JRJoe Rogan45:50

       How is it embarrassing?

   28. KCKim Congdon45:50

       'Cause we were really-

   29. SWSara Weinshenk45:51

       We were meeting at, like, coffee shops in between our house to go to write.

   30. KCKim Congdon45:55

       And-
5. 1:00:00 – 1:04:56

   Joe, you wanna hear…

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      and climb? I mean, what-

   2. SWSara Weinshenk1:00:01

      Joe, you wanna hear the answer?

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:03

      How does it know? Yeah, vibes.

   4. SWSara Weinshenk1:00:03

      The vibes. (laughs) Vibes. (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:05

      Vibes.

   6. SWSara Weinshenk1:00:05

      It just knows.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:06

      Vibes, man.

   8. SWSara Weinshenk1:00:06

      It just knows.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:07

      Man.

   10. SWSara Weinshenk1:00:07

       The same way, the same way the f- the everyone knows everything.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:12

       Mm-hmm.

   12. SWSara Weinshenk1:00:12

       Vibes.

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:13

       Vibes. You felt it out one day.

   14. SWSara Weinshenk1:00:14

       Frequency.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:14

       You were like, "This feels right."

   16. SWSara Weinshenk1:00:16

       Intuition.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:16

       How would two humans, the first two humans know to have sex-

   18. KCKim Congdon1:00:20

       They were just like-

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:21

       Hmm.

   20. KCKim Congdon1:00:21

       ... "This feels like we should do that."

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:00:22

       Right. Well, but it was way before humans, right? How did-

   22. KCKim Congdon1:00:25

       Animals.

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:00:25

       ... how did the first living organism that was multicellular figure out how to mate?

   24. KCKim Congdon1:00:31

       A little mo-

   25. SWSara Weinshenk1:00:31

       It's just-

   26. KCKim Congdon1:00:31

       A little w-

   27. SWSara Weinshenk1:00:31

       ... an, an innate thing.

   28. KCKim Congdon1:00:33

       A little horny cell. (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:00:34

       Right, little horny cells.

   30. SWSara Weinshenk1:00:35

       (laughs)

Episode duration: 2:28:04