Joe Rogan Experience #2072 - Stavros Halkias

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience. (rock music plays) Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.

   2. SHStavros Halkias0:12

      I don't know. They ha- I think it's their own blend. Some kind of tobacco there.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:16

      Yeah. Let's go live and sort this out.

   4. SHStavros Halkias0:18

      (laughs) Yeah, come on. You know how podcasting works. (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:20

      Yeah. We're wasting all this beautiful-

   6. SHStavros Halkias0:22

      Yeah. (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:23

      ... perfect time.

   8. NANarrator0:23

      I was recording it. I was recording it.

   9. SHStavros Halkias0:25

      We used every part-

   10. NANarrator0:26

       The first-

   11. SHStavros Halkias0:26

       ... of the buffalo. (laughs)

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:27

       We, we missed this entire Jamie ordering a half cow. "What's wrong with cows?"

   13. SHStavros Halkias0:31

       (laughs)

   14. NANarrator0:31

       (laughs)

   15. SHStavros Halkias0:31

       I love that. I'm, I'm with homesteader, I'm with prepper Jamie.

   16. NANarrator0:35

       (laughs)

   17. SHStavros Halkias0:36

       (laughs)

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:37

       Jamie's got canned peaches in his basement.

   19. SHStavros Halkias0:39

       (laughs)

   20. NANarrator0:39

       I just thought it was a Texas thing.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:40

       What, getting a half a cow?

   22. NANarrator0:42

       Yeah.

   23. SHStavros Halkias0:42

       (laughs)

   24. JRJoe Rogan0:42

       Yeah. Well, it is. Well, one of the beautiful things about living around here is that there are a bunch of, like, really good ranchers.

   25. SHStavros Halkias0:48

       Mm.

   26. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       And you could buy meat from someone who you know they grew the cow, you know they didn't pump it full of antibiotics and hormones. There's a lot of grass-fed ranchers out here.

   27. SHStavros Halkias0:58

       That's nice.

   28. NANarrator0:59

       I think that's what I was thinking one day.

   29. SHStavros Halkias1:01

       I would love a nice ... I would love a nice fucking grass-fed rib eye.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:05

       Oh. Better rest. (sighs) I'm a big fan of the grass-fed rib eyes. B- most people are so used to corn-fed, though. You, you get that pinkish sort of fat.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Oh, yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      you go back and, like, read in history, like, Socrates and-

   2. SHStavros Halkias15:03

      Oh, yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:04

      How many of these guys had boy lovers?

   4. SHStavros Halkias15:06

      Probably all of them. Probably all-

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:08

      God.

   6. SHStavros Halkias15:08

      It's fucked up.

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:09

      In what year did people realize that's terrible? (laughs)

   8. SHStavros Halkias15:12

      Uh, like, 20 years ago? (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:13

      It's probably about 20 years ago.

   10. SHStavros Halkias15:16

       Dude. No, it's fucked up and, uh, you know, you would read in, like, you know, your sociology books where it's like, there's places where that's fucking, you know, you know, where they're like, "We can't, you know, these primitive people that we make contact with," or, like, "These people that don't have technology." It's like, half of them are still doing that.

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:31

       Oh, yeah.

   12. SHStavros Halkias15:32

       It's fucking wild.

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:32

       Well, there's New Guinea. You don't, you, do you know about the semen warriors of New Guinea?

   14. SHStavros Halkias15:39

       What? (laughs)

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:39

       I, I take it by your laughs that you do not.

   16. SHStavros Halkias15:41

       That is... (laughs) What a fucking epithet, (laughs) the Semen Warriors.

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:45

       There's a tribe in Papua New Guinea-

   18. SHStavros Halkias15:47

       (laughs)

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:48

       ... that when a child becomes six or seven-

   20. SHStavros Halkias15:51

       Six?

   21. JRJoe Rogan15:51

       ... they take them away from their mother.

   22. SHStavros Halkias15:53

       No.

   23. JRJoe Rogan15:53

       And they, they bring them to an older man who becomes their anal father.

   24. SHStavros Halkias15:57

       Oh, their anal father.

   25. JRJoe Rogan15:59

       Aner- anal father.

   26. SHStavros Halkias15:59

       Okay.

   27. JRJoe Rogan16:00

       And they believe that the only way for a boy to grow strong is h- he has to ingest semen in his asshole and in his mouth.

   28. SHStavros Halkias16:08

       No. (laughs) Both ways?

   29. JRJoe Rogan16:10

       So... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So these kids are just sucking cock and getting butt-fucked-

   30. SHStavros Halkias16:13

       No.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Dude, it's out of…

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      dope.

   2. SHStavros Halkias30:00

      Dude, it's out of control.

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:01

      It's very nice.

   4. SHStavros Halkias30:02

      Def-

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:02

      Beautiful place.

   6. SHStavros Halkias30:03

      Oh my God. I don't-

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:04

      I'm so happy for him. I'm so happy he's here too.

   8. SHStavros Halkias30:06

      Yeah. Nice. I mean, it makes sense.

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:07

      It's so awesome having him at the club all the time, working on new shit. It's like, "We got a great vibe there now." Oof.

   10. SHStavros Halkias30:13

       Dude, the club fucking rules, dude.

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:14

       So fun.

   12. SHStavros Halkias30:15

       It's so awesome. It really is.

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:17

       It's so fun.

   14. SHStavros Halkias30:18

       Yeah, it's nice to just pop in. You got the fucking, uh, the bottom of the barrel show's fun. You're just fucking riffing. The crowds are always good.

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:26

       Dude. Bottom of the barrel shows is literally like a factory for premises.

   16. SHStavros Halkias30:29

       Mm-hmm.

   17. JRJoe Rogan30:30

       You know, even if you can't recreate the moment, there's something-

   18. SHStavros Halkias30:33

       There's something in there.

   19. JRJoe Rogan30:34

       ... 'cause a lot of times it's like there's a crazy moment that makes you go down a certain path.

   20. SHStavros Halkias30:39

       Yeah, yeah, yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan30:40

       You know? So, but you have to figure out how to get to that moment.

   22. SHStavros Halkias30:43

       Yeah. Well, when you're on stage, it's like, and you're not... You're only using... It's like survival mode.

   23. JRJoe Rogan30:48

       Mm-hmm.

   24. SHStavros Halkias30:48

       So it's like you haven't pre-thought of anything and there's some deep part of your brain that just, something awesome will come out of that, like-

   25. JRJoe Rogan30:53

       Yeah.

   26. SHStavros Halkias30:54

       ... 10, 10% of the time.

   27. JRJoe Rogan30:55

       Yeah, but that's enough.

   28. SHStavros Halkias30:56

       But that 10% is fucking... That's some good shit right there, dude.

   29. JRJoe Rogan30:58

       Yeah. Every now and then. Yeah, I got-

   30. SHStavros Halkias31:00

       Yeah.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Yeah, but meanwhile, they…

   1. SHStavros Halkias45:00

      to fuck your patients. I, I, like-

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:02

      Yeah, but meanwhile, they don't even wanna know the kids.

   3. SHStavros Halkias45:04

      That's crazy, that's fucking crazy.

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:06

      That's even more insane.

   5. SHStavros Halkias45:06

      They just literally want their shit out there.

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:10

      Well, Bret Weinstein, who's an evolutionary biologist, he, um, he explained to me the difference between beautiful and hot.

   7. SHStavros Halkias45:17

      Interesting.

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:17

      He goes, "You know the difference between beautiful and hot?" I'm like, "There's a difference?"

   9. SHStavros Halkias45:20

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:20

       Like, what's the difference? He goes, "Hot is someone that's not g- gonna require anything from you. You could just have sex with them right away."

   11. SHStavros Halkias45:28

       Hmm.

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:29

       And that, from an evolutionary perspective, gives you an opportunity to spread your seed-

   13. SHStavros Halkias45:34

       Yeah, Johnny Appleseed.

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:35

       ... without having any sort of commitment.

   15. SHStavros Halkias45:38

       Yes.

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:38

       Whereas beautiful is someone that you wanna settle down with and commit with.

   17. SHStavros Halkias45:42

       Renaissance painting.

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:43

       Hmm.

   19. SHStavros Halkias45:43

       Little chubby lady in the corner, you know what I mean?

   20. JRJoe Rogan45:45

       Yeah, somebody who's good at cooking.

   21. SHStavros Halkias45:46

       Like, sweet face. Yeah, yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan45:48

       I think, you know, that, that thing, uh, that was lost on me. I never even thought about that before.

   23. SHStavros Halkias45:52

       Yeah, that is ... I guess I also c- I guess I consider, like, hot more almost, like, dangerous on some level, too.

   24. JRJoe Rogan45:59

       Ooh, yeah.

   25. SHStavros Halkias45:59

       You know what I mean? Like a, like a Me- like the Megan Fox archetype of, like, almost evil look-

   26. JRJoe Rogan46:04

       You think she's almost evil?

   27. SHStavros Halkias46:04

       You know what I mean? Like, uh, like, I'm a little scared. You b- you know what I mean. She's got, like, a-

   28. JRJoe Rogan46:08

       No, tell me what you mean.

   29. SHStavros Halkias46:08

       Okay, so have you ever seen ... (laughs)

   30. JRJoe Rogan46:10

       (laughs)
5. 1:00:00 – 1:04:08

   Yeah. …

   1. SHStavros Halkias1:00:00

      Like-

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      Yeah.

   3. SHStavros Halkias1:00:00

      ... Rick Ross, basically. The rapper, Rick Ross.

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:02

      Exactly.

   5. SHStavros Halkias1:00:03

      You know? That's-

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:03

      The real Freeway Ricky Ross.

   7. SHStavros Halkias1:00:04

      Freeway Ricky Ross.

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:05

      Yeah.

   9. SHStavros Halkias1:00:06

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:06

       Even Freeway Ricky Ross tried to sue him, like, 'cause he's using his name.

   11. SHStavros Halkias1:00:10

       Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:10

       He said, "Nope."

   13. SHStavros Halkias1:00:11

       Rick Ross-

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:11

       He lost.

   15. SHStavros Halkias1:00:12

       Honestly, he ... How he got away with everything is awesome.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:00:15

       The real Rick Ross.

   17. SHStavros Halkias1:00:16

       Both.

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:00:17

       Both.

   19. SHStavros Halkias1:00:17

       I think the ra- ... Well, Ricky Ross was-

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:00:19

       Well, he was the, the ... Yeah.

   21. SHStavros Halkias1:00:19

       He was selling for the CIA, wasn't he?

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:00:21

       Yes.

   23. SHStavros Halkias1:00:22

       (laughs)

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:00:22

       But bro, he didn't even know how to read until he got-

   25. SHStavros Halkias1:00:24

       Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:00:24

       ... into fucking jail.

   27. SHStavros Halkias1:00:25

       For that ... That's so awesome.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:00:26

       Became a jailhouse lawyer, and then realized once he was in jail that they had tried him for three strikes based on one case, and you can't do that.

   29. SHStavros Halkias1:00:34

       Fuck yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:00:34

       It has to be three separate times you were arrested, so he got out.

Episode duration: 2:46:18