The Joe Rogan ExperienceJoe Rogan Experience #2073 - Derek, More Plates More Dates
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(drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast,…
- NANarrator
(drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience.
- JRJoe Rogan
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music plays) How are you, man?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Long time no see. How come you didn't ... over here.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) Good to see you again.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah, you as well.
- JRJoe Rogan
(clears throat) Do you do cold plunge?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Um-
- JRJoe Rogan
Or are you just talking about it?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
(sighs) Yeah. It's, uh, something that I, I do occasionally, but I don't have one at my place, so it's not a regular part of my routine, but I would like it to be, and I guess I could do the cold shower thing, but it's, from my under-
- JRJoe Rogan
Do you live in an apartment?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah. From my understanding-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
... it's not as, uh, I don't know, effective overall to like ... You wanna be fully immersed and kinda get the full experience.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. It's, uh, I don't think it's as effective, but it's pretty effective, especially you live in a fucking frozen communist shithole of Canada.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
(laughs) Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) It's cold. You get real cold water.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
When's the last time you've been up there? It's like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, I don't go up there anymore.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
You refuse, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. I just fucking ... What they've done up there, what they did with the trucker rally and what, what Trudeau's doing with guns and what they're trying to clamp down on censorship on the internet, that guy can eat shit.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, that, that place needs 100% an overhaul of government. Like, they're, they're sliding down that dangerous road of communism that scares the shit out of me.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah. I, uh ... (sighs) It's funny, 'cause even though I'm in Canada, it seems like the political ... The prevalence of political information and media is so much lesser than what goes on in the States 'cause it's just far more interesting. But even the alternatives that I'm aware of on the political, you know, side of things that are trying to, you know, get Trudeau out and replace him, not much better, from my understanding. Like, it seems like everyone's a ... Every time I go on Twitter, I see Jordan Peterson shitting on some other guy-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
... who's, like, the next best option apparently.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, he likes that Pierre guy. What's that guy's name?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
(clicks tongue) I don't know.
- JRJoe Rogan
Pierre Poilievre? What is his name? There's the, the, the guy who's the reasonable Republican-type character or Conservative character. What is the-
- NANarrator
Yeah, I think he said it.
- JRJoe Rogan
(clicks tongue) Yeah. Pierre Poilievre. That guy is very smart.
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Ah. …
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
it never really gets stale, so you're just sitting there over and over grinding through this thing with no end in sight. And the wild thing too is oftentimes I'm just playing against a computer, but I'll actually get pissed off when I lose, like I have to avenge myself and go beat the computer.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ah.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
So I'll be like, "I'm gonna stay here 'til I beat this fucking guy," even though it's not even a human.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
And then I'll burn an hour. I'll be like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
And that was my mentally sharp, you know, one of however many hours.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, there's so many of these games like this, and there's so many different styles of game. If you're into this style of game or if you're into, like, Half-Life. You ever, you ever play Half-Life?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Heard of it, seen it, never played it, though.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's a game about, like some science experiment gone wrong that opens up some portal and aliens come out and you gotta fight 'em, and it's, it's in this laboratory and it's... And it's, these games are so immersive. They're just, they're just so... It's like you're playing a movie that you're participating in-
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... with insane graphics, and they're, they're really well mapped out and planned out and they make them really challenging and exciting, and... If you're a person that's into those things, like you don't... Fuck all your free time, it's gone.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's gone.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
There's a lot of people that make good livings out of it, which is the crazy thing though.
- JRJoe Rogan
I know, that's what's weird now.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
So it's like how... It's almost hard, I don't even know what it would be like as a parent to argue with your kid about if it's a good use of time or not.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
'Cause it's like the kid could be like, "I'm making more money than every other fucking kid in my class."
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, might, they might be making more money than their parents.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah, literally.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, if your dad is something, "Well you gotta get a job, son."
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
"Wait, have you seen how many Twitch subscribers I have?"
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Well, yeah, you could... If you become popular and play games online, you can make a substantial living. So like if your kid was playing golf, and the kid said, uh, "I wanna be a professional golfer," you're like, "Well, are you winning tournaments? Do you, do you have a chance here? Like maybe this is a good career path for you, Johnny."
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But no parent wants to go, "What the, what the fuck are you doing? League of Legends?"
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
(laughs) Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
"You're a Le- My son's a League of Legends player on Twitch." "What?"
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
"Oh, what did you do?"
- 30:00 – 45:00
Yeah. …
- JRJoe Rogan
there smoking a cigar, making fun of simps-
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and, you know, that's very appealing to m- because it doesn't exist.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, if... You're never gonna see it on, on CNN or NBC or e- it's not... No mainstream media platform is ever going to tap into this wha- what is obviously a lucrative market.Young guys who don't want to be like their parents, they don't want to be like their teachers, they don't want to be like any of these people they see around them that seem neutered and potbellied and fucking depressing and, and, and talking about equity and inclusiveness and they're like, "Jesus fucking Christ." And then they see this guy and like, "Oh."
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
"I like that guy."
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah. No, he's definitely inspired, uh, discipline and-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
... taking action and it's like a-
- JRJoe Rogan
Take responsibility for yourself.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah, so...
- JRJoe Rogan
I mean, it's like a, uh, a more problematic version of like what Jocko does, or did.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
You know what I mean?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But it's, it's also... It's different, you know, because it's like, you know, he's in the... He really is in the pimp and hoes business. (laughs) I mean, it's like if you're running campsites like that-
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... you're really, you know, farming those girls out to make shitloads of money for you.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
For a bunch of suckers.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
I can't even imagine what the life of a OnlyFans manager or something would be.
- JRJoe Rogan
Blows raspberry ] There's got to be a lot of them.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Oh, for sure.
- JRJoe Rogan
I would assume.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- 45:00 – 1:00:00
Yeah. …
- JRJoe Rogan
and you don't have to go to prison?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's gotta be unique to where she is, I would think, right?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah, I think in America, they try to make an example of people, especially famous people. "Hey, kids-"
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
"... pay your fucking taxes. The IRS does not fuck around." Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And it's a ... They're a shady institution. They, they go after you.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever had a, a situation that was like, "Fuck, I need to get an accountant." Like you-
- JRJoe Rogan
No.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Usually there's some sort of ... Like from day one, you're pretty dialed in on your-
- JRJoe Rogan
I've had a business manager for 25 years.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Oh, damn.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, luckily.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah, I've always wondered how you oversee so much stuff, or if you just have, like how you built the team under you to oversee everything.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, you have to have people. You have to have real people that really know what the fuck they're doing, that do this for a lot of other, you know, high-income people.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, they, they know what they're doing. They, they make sure you pay all your fucking taxes, and you don't have to think about it, and you don't ... That is the last place you wanna be is in the hole to the government.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Hm.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's a sc- When you're in the hold of the IRS, they start auditing you and find out you've been lying about this, or, you know, maybe you've been deducting things you can't deduct, like (imitates drilling sounds) .
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Hm.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) They start going up your ass with a microscope.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's not good. And if they find out that you did willfully not pay taxes, like Snipes, they fucking put you in jail, man, and they, they do it to make an example out of you. Because if you're a famous person like, you know, Lauryn Hill or someone like that, how long did she go away for? I think she did a year.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Oh, geez.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, it's crazy, man. They'll take fucking superstars. And I don't know what her deal was, if it was a similar situation where someone had told her she doesn't have to pay taxes. 'Cause like you would think that people that are making millions of dollars, well, you'd, you have to have some sophisticated people around you, but that's not the case.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's like-
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Often not.
- JRJoe Rogan
Here it is. "Federal judges sentence Lauryn Hill to three months in prison and three more in house arrest for failing to pay taxes on close to a million dollars in earnings."
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Damn.
- 1:00:00 – 1:13:01
Hmm. …
- JRJoe Rogan
of out of align now.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
And then your back is one stiff rod because everything's fused. It's fucked. But The Rock's avoided all that. Like, he's in pretty good cond... He's not that mobile. Like, we had him doing, like, windmills. You know what a windmill is? You clean, press with a kettlebell, and then you go down like this with your hand all the way down to the ground-
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and then all the way back up.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
That was a struggle for him.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Oh, I'm... He's pretty tall too-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
... I can imagine.
- JRJoe Rogan
He's, he's a huge dude.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But he's just... He's doing mostly, like, bench press, squats. He's doing things with machines, leg curls, leg extensions. I think he does a lot of machine stuff, which is probably the safest way to do that shit.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Does he usually train on his own with no-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
... workout partner?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, he does. Yeah.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Seems like every video, he's, like, in a gym that's, like, been propped up somewhere.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
And it's still, like, all the equipment is there, but there's no one there-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
... and it's like a mobile facility, I guess.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. That's, that's what he does. I mean, he has that, and then he has this enormous, uh, place at his house. Yeah, so it's all s-... Uh, see it? It's all machines. I mean, he does have some dumbbells, but the vast majority of what he's utilizing is, you know, machines, which...... you know, you really can't get strong and you really can't get big with those.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But what those things don't seem to do is allow for coordination through use of movement that would give you functional strength.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah, yeah. A lot of it is, uh, you become very limited in your ability to do actual athletic-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
... maneuvers too. Like, even when I first started bodybuilding, I was teaching swimming lessons and was a lifeguard, and I would go to... I had to teach the kids certain, uh, different kinds of strokes and whatnot, and my backstroke in particular, the mobility of my shoulder and actually being able to get it past my ear even, it was like I was, like, smashing my head with my delt.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
And I, I couldn't even, like, keep a straight arm because I was so inflexible. And it was, uh, that was the first time I noticed, "Damn, this is really limiting."
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