Joe Rogan Experience #2074 - Shane Gillis

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. SGShane Gillis0:00

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience. (drum roll)

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) Hey.

   4. SGShane Gillis0:13

      Hey. (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:14

      (laughs) We're up here rolling.

   6. SGShane Gillis0:16

      Yes.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:16

      What's happening? Bro, how fun are these workouts? Changes your day, right?

   8. SGShane Gillis0:22

      Yeah, it makes the day better. I don't know how-

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:23

      Yeah.

   10. SGShane Gillis0:23

       I literally don't know how you do this.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:25

       What do you mean?

   12. SGShane Gillis0:26

       You're like, "Oh, it's gonna ... You're gonna feel so good." Dude, I get to the club, I'm literally-

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:29

       (laughs)

   14. SGShane Gillis0:29

       ... falling asleep-

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:30

       (laughs)

   16. SGShane Gillis0:31

       ... I'm sore. (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:32

       You gotta start taking vitamins.

   18. SGShane Gillis0:34

       I t- I take some vitamins.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:36

       Do you?

   20. SGShane Gillis0:36

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:36

       What are you taking?

   22. SGShane Gillis0:37

       Take vitamin B.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:39

       (laughs) Yeah? Okay.

   24. SGShane Gillis0:40

       D.

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:40

       Okay.

   26. SGShane Gillis0:41

       Pause. C.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:42

       Okay.

   28. SGShane Gillis0:43

       Take some zinc.

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:44

       Oh, okay.

   30. SGShane Gillis0:44

       That's it. That was the four.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Oh, he hits the…

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      over the road.

   2. SGShane Gillis15:00

      Oh, he hits the sheep?

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:02

      He hits 1,000 sheep.

   4. SGShane Gillis15:04

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:04

      Here, I'll send it to you. I'll send it to Jamie. It's so fucked up.

   6. SGShane Gillis15:06

      I mean, that's not great, but that's gonna be very funny.

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:09

      Well, it's, it's okay to watch because it's not gory, but it's just, it's just like, "Oh my God, what the fuck do you do?" You can't do anything. Y- he didn't-

   8. SGShane Gillis15:17

      Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:17

      He had zero time to prepare.

   10. SGShane Gillis15:19

       How many thuds?

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:22

       Uh, oh, quite a few.

   12. SGShane Gillis15:23

       Do they have the dash cam from in the car?

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:25

       Yeah.

   14. SGShane Gillis15:25

       Do you get to see him?

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:26

       Yeah.

   16. SGShane Gillis15:27

       That's my favorite.

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:28

       Why does it ... Instagram is fucking weird. Like sometimes when Instagram is open, it won't show you the link you're trying to get to. Did it come up, the right one? Here, I'll show you. I'll send it to you. I got you.

   18. SGShane Gillis15:40

       Yeah, yeah, yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:41

       This is the right one?

   20. SGShane Gillis15:41

       Oh, dude, I must've, I must've shown it on Protect Our Parks. There's one where this dog's crossing the street.

   21. JRJoe Rogan15:47

       Oh.

   22. SGShane Gillis15:47

       Dude, it's so ... (laughs)

   23. JRJoe Rogan15:48

       So watch this.

   24. SGShane Gillis15:50

       All right.

   25. JRJoe Rogan15:50

       Go full screen on this. This dude's just driving along the road.

   26. SGShane Gillis15:57

       (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan15:57

       Having a good old time. Just doing his thing, trying to get to his destination. He's not even speeding. Look, going normal. Normal. Oh, Jesus.

   28. SGShane Gillis16:07

       Oh.

   29. JRJoe Rogan16:07

       Boom. Bro, bro.

   30. SGShane Gillis16:12

       (sighs)
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Yeah, the other guy's-…

   1. NANarrator30:00

      not... I will love a woman.

   2. SGShane Gillis30:03

      Yeah, the other guy's-

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:04

      (laughs) And they all surrounded him.

   4. SGShane Gillis30:05

      The other guy's high-fiving.

   5. NANarrator30:07

      I am delivered. I don't like men no more.

   6. SGShane Gillis30:10

      Look how gay his bowtie is. (laughs)

   7. NANarrator30:12

      I said I like women. Women, women, women. Ooh.

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:16

      Oh, it gets pretty good.

   9. SGShane Gillis30:17

      (laughs)

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:17

       And I think this dude came out as gay after this, though.

   11. SGShane Gillis30:20

       Yeah, he's-

   12. NANarrator30:20

       Oh, yeah.

   13. SGShane Gillis30:20

       ... clearly he's gay. He's so gay.

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:22

       Didn't he?

   15. SGShane Gillis30:23

       He is.

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:23

       Didn't he afterwards? He just- he said, "Who am I, who am I kidding?"

   17. SGShane Gillis30:25

       Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan30:25

       "Yeah."... after a while, like, he did, like, some-

   19. SGShane Gillis30:27

       He tried his best.

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:28

       Yeah.

   21. SGShane Gillis30:28

       He got socially pressured into being like, "I'm not gay."

   22. JRJoe Rogan30:31

       But the weird thing is, like, when they start dancing around him-

   23. SGShane Gillis30:33

       (laughs) It's all gay.

   24. JRJoe Rogan30:34

       It's weird.

   25. SGShane Gillis30:35

       (laughs)

   26. JRJoe Rogan30:35

       There's a bunch of men dancing arou- and they're all real close, and they're going-

   27. SGShane Gillis30:37

       They're high-fiving each other, like, "Yes, dude. He's straight."

   28. JRJoe Rogan30:39

       Yeah, they're, like, hugging and shit. It's like th- yeah, we're so straight.

   29. NANarrator30:42

       Maybe it's Mr. Deliverte.

   30. JRJoe Rogan30:43

       Mr. Deliverte.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Yes. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      if you're pr-

   2. SGShane Gillis45:00

      Yes.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      If you're a guy and you're running for president and you're gay, you're not telling anybody, not in this day and age. There's just way too many people that wouldn't... They would think you're a freak. There's way too many people that unfairly associate gay people with some other kind of perversion as well.

   4. SGShane Gillis45:16

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:16

      They don't just think this is just, you know, just like how you like women, this guy likes men, we should all be free. And, and clearly it is how he is. This is not some wacky thing like being addicted to gambling.

   6. SGShane Gillis45:29

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:29

      This is like a thing that is in your genes, and we need to accept it. I- if we're gonna be a kind, compassionate society, we need to accept it.

   8. SGShane Gillis45:37

      Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:38

      But there's a lot of people that automatically will associate homosexuality with some kind of perversion for whatever unfortunate reason.

   10. SGShane Gillis45:48

       Well, it's 'cause, the reason is 'cause it's guys fucking each other in the butt. (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:52

       (laughs)

   12. NANarrator45:52

       (laughs)

   13. SGShane Gillis45:53

       So that throws some people off. (laughs)

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:54

       (laughs) That throws people off a little bit. But it, but that should be-

   15. SGShane Gillis45:57

       That's not funny, Jamie.

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:57

       ... completely legal. It gets lumped into, like, pedophilia. And then whenever there's a pedophile that happens to be gay, then people are like, "See?"

   17. SGShane Gillis46:07

       Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan46:07

       But there's just a lot of pedophiles.

   19. SGShane Gillis46:10

       Yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan46:10

       You know? I mean, that's the, that's the creepiest thing. Like, as-

   21. SGShane Gillis46:13

       Oh, I got sent a documentary last night about this lady.

   22. JRJoe Rogan46:16

       Ugh.

   23. SGShane Gillis46:17

       This lady who fucked a 12-year-old student, and she got pregnant.

   24. JRJoe Rogan46:22

       Ooh.

   25. SGShane Gillis46:23

       Uh, fuck's her name?

   26. JRJoe Rogan46:25

       Why does that not bother me nearly as much as male pedophiles?

   27. SGShane Gillis46:29

       It's because it's fucking cool.

   28. JRJoe Rogan46:31

       Yeah. (laughs)

   29. NANarrator46:32

       (laughs)

   30. SGShane Gillis46:32

       (laughs)
5. 1:00:00 – 1:09:48

   That's crazy. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      out of it and took off. That is wild, dude.

   2. SGShane Gillis1:00:02

      That's crazy.

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:03

      That's wild. And how-

   4. SGShane Gillis1:00:05

      Oh, that scared me.

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:05

      And shout out to that dude for not smoking it.

   6. SGShane Gillis1:00:08

      He should've point blanked it.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:09

      'Cause he had a fucking arrow in his hand.

   8. SGShane Gillis1:00:11

      (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:11

      He could've smoked it. That shows how many hunters are out there that are like that guy. They're ethical.

   10. SGShane Gillis1:00:15

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:15

       Also, that's a little deer. You don't really wanna shoot that.

   12. SGShane Gillis1:00:17

       Really?

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:18

       Yeah. That's a... Let me see that again?

   14. SGShane Gillis1:00:19

       That's a little pumper.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:20

       That is a... Yeah, that's like a one-year-old deer. See how he has l- very tiny antlers?

   16. SGShane Gillis1:00:26

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:26

       Maybe two. He might be two years old, but that's about it. He's not old.

   18. SGShane Gillis1:00:31

       What the fuck?

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:33

       Like but if you were in a place that has low deer population density-

   20. NANarrator1:00:36

       Oh, look at you.

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:00:36

       ... or low buck density- Like some places like, they'll just shoot any buck, you know, 'cause you could shoot any buck. The m- the l- some places have different rules, like they have to have fork tines. They can't be like stubs. They can't be what's called a button buck. What a button buck is, they're barely, they're so young, they're barely have antlers.

   22. SGShane Gillis1:00:55

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:00:55

       They have these little nub, but they're still a male, so you're technically allowed to shoot-

   24. SGShane Gillis1:00:58

       I'm a button buck.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:00:58

       ... in some places (laughs) you know. Oh, you're a big old fucking-

   26. SGShane Gillis1:01:01

       You saw that ice plunge.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:01:02

       You're a big old trophy buck.

   28. SGShane Gillis1:01:03

       You saw that.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:01:03

       You're gonna get to fuck... That ice plunge doesn't count. That's not fair.

   30. SGShane Gillis1:01:06

       Your dick's gone.

Episode duration: 2:33:28