Joe Rogan Experience #2074 - Shane Gillis

Shane Gillis 0:00 (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

Narrator 0:04 The Joe Rogan Experience. (drum roll)

Joe Rogan 0:06 Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) Hey.

Shane Gillis 0:13 Hey. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 0:14 (laughs) We're up here rolling.

Shane Gillis 0:16 Yes.

Joe Rogan 0:16 What's happening? Bro, how fun are these workouts? Changes your day, right?

Shane Gillis 0:22 Yeah, it makes the day better. I don't know how-

Joe Rogan 0:23 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 0:23 I literally don't know how you do this.

Joe Rogan 0:25 What do you mean?

Shane Gillis 0:26 You're like, "Oh, it's gonna ... You're gonna feel so good." Dude, I get to the club, I'm literally-

Joe Rogan 0:29 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 0:29 ... falling asleep-

Joe Rogan 0:30 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 0:31 ... I'm sore. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 0:32 You gotta start taking vitamins.

Shane Gillis 0:34 I t- I take some vitamins.

Joe Rogan 0:36 Do you?

Shane Gillis 0:36 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 0:36 What are you taking?

Shane Gillis 0:37 Take vitamin B.

Joe Rogan 0:39 (laughs) Yeah? Okay.

Shane Gillis 0:40 D.

Joe Rogan 0:40 Okay.

Shane Gillis 0:41 Pause. C.

Joe Rogan 0:42 Okay.

Shane Gillis 0:43 Take some zinc.

Joe Rogan 0:44 Oh, okay.

Shane Gillis 0:44 That's it. That was the four.

Joe Rogan 0:45 What, you getting like a multivitamin that's-

Shane Gillis 0:47 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 0:47 What do you get, a pack?

Shane Gillis 0:47 Whatever the fucking CVS things is.

Joe Rogan 0:50 Oh, okay.

Shane Gillis 0:50 Those yellow ... you know what I'm talking about?

Joe Rogan 0:52 Mm-hmm. That's probably been on the shelf since the '70s.

Shane Gillis 0:54 Fuck it.

Joe Rogan 0:55 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 0:55 I don't think they do anything. I heard zinc makes you come harder. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:00 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 1:00 (laughs) I haven't noticed a big result, but ...

Joe Rogan 1:02 Um, zinc is difficult to get into your bloodstream. You need an ionophore. If you're going to take zinc, you need something like quercetin.

Shane Gillis 1:09 Ah, fuck. I have no idea what a ionophore.

Joe Rogan 1:10 Yeah, ionophores are super important.

Shane Gillis 1:11 What's that?

Joe Rogan 1:13 Something that allows, uh ... I don't want to fuck this up, but I think it allows ions to get into your bloodstream easier, which just allows things like zinc to get into your cells easier.

Shane Gillis 1:23 I'm not, yeah, I'm not close to worrying about shit like that. I'm working on, like, bread. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:28 (laughs) Because bread-

Shane Gillis 1:29 Bread's tough, dude.

Joe Rogan 1:30 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 1:30 I'll worry about ionophores in a couple years.

Joe Rogan 1:33 Bread's tough. Boy, when y- when you're sitting at a restaurant and they bring out the bread with the butter-

Shane Gillis 1:38 (sniffs) Ooh, yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:38 ... oo, it smells good, it's hard.

Shane Gillis 1:40 Yeah. I mean, this weekend I ate at Denny's and Waffle House.

Joe Rogan 1:45 Ooh.

Shane Gillis 1:45 Both were pretty good.

Joe Rogan 1:46 Bro, at 2:00 in the morning-

Shane Gillis 1:48 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:48 ... a fucking, a waffle with some sausages is hard to beat.

Shane Gillis 1:51 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:51 You know what I used to love in LA? Roscoe's. Chicken and waffles.

Shane Gillis 1:55 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:55 God damn, that's good.

Shane Gillis 1:56 It's the best.

Joe Rogan 1:57 With collard greens. Ah.

Shane Gillis 1:59 I don't know about th- Do you like collard greens?

Joe Rogan 2:00 Fucking love them, yeah.

Shane Gillis 2:02 I guess I haven't had them.

Joe Rogan 2:02 Especially when you're ... It's the combination of flavors. The chicken, the waffles, the syrup with the butter. The syrup and the butter, yo. Too much syrup and too much butter just lets fucking go.

Shane Gillis 2:13 Yeah. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 2:14 Let's go.

Shane Gillis 2:15 Get at it.

Joe Rogan 2:15 When you're eating it, you're like ... (chewing sounds)

Shane Gillis 2:17 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 2:17 As you're eating it, you're like ... (chewing sounds) God, I used to love Roscoe's.

Shane Gillis 2:22 Yeah, I just ate a waffle, like I said.

Joe Rogan 2:24 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 2:25 This ... Two days ago, I was eating a waffle.

Joe Rogan 2:27 Waffles are good.

Shane Gillis 2:27 It's pretty wonderful.

Joe Rogan 2:28 Waffles are good.

Shane Gillis 2:29 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 2:29 Waffles with butter and syrup are pretty fucking good. Sucks that they're back-

Shane Gillis 2:33 A crazy way to start the day.

Joe Rogan 2:35 I did find some protein waffles. What are they called? Is it Viking Waffles? See if you can find that. I think there's a company called Viking Waffles. They make, like, protein waffles that are, like, low carb. And then I would use butter and then sugar-free syrup. It's pretty fucking close. That's it. Viking Waffles, 21 grams of protein, three grams of sugar, five grams of carbs, 200 calories. Look at that. And they're good. They fucking-

Shane Gillis 3:03 Viking-

Joe Rogan 3:03 ... taste like a real waffle.

Shane Gillis 3:05 People love Vikings.

Joe Rogan 3:07 Who doesn't love Vikings?

Shane Gillis 3:08 Fucking Irish people?

Joe Rogan 3:09 The people that, that were e- on the shore.

Shane Gillis 3:11 The people who got raped for 500 years? (laughs)

Joe Rogan 3:13 (laughs) Bro, they fucked everybody up forever.

Shane Gillis 3:15 Yeah. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 3:16 They're the reason why the people in Iceland are so good at strongman competitions. You know? Those guys like the guy, the Mountain from Game of Thrones.

Shane Gillis 3:22 Yeah, those freaks.

Joe Rogan 3:23 Where do you, where do you think that, those genes come from?

Shane Gillis 3:25 Yeah, they need an eruption up there. They need to get ... We need to get rid of these guys.

Joe Rogan 3:28 A little bit of a volcano. (laughs)

Shane Gillis 3:29 We can't have these guys. This is my Irish ancestry coming through. We gotta get rid of these fuckers.

Joe Rogan 3:34 (inhales deeply) Yeah.

Shane Gillis 3:35 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 3:35 They fucked the world up for so long. That m- that show Vikings, you ever watch that show?

Shane Gillis 3:40 No, I heard it's great.

Joe Rogan 3:41 Fucking great.

Shane Gillis 3:42 I was afraid it was gonna be, like ... 'Cause they did, like, women. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 3:47 Oh, they kill everybody.

Shane Gillis 3:47 All right, good.

Joe Rogan 3:48 Everybody gets slaughtered.

Shane Gillis 3:49 No, no, no, I mean, like the badass, kickass woman characters.

Joe Rogan 3:52 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 3:52 Do they have that?

Joe Rogan 3:53 They have a couple, but-

Shane Gillis 3:54 That usually takes me out of a-

Joe Rogan 3:55 No, no, they're realistic.

Shane Gillis 3:56 Okay.

Joe Rogan 3:57 I mean, they're not, like, fucking up all the dudes or anything like that.

Shane Gillis 4:00 Yeah. Ah, the old Conor McGregor woman.

Narrator 4:03 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 4:03 Ba-da-ding.

Shane Gillis 4:05 (laughs) I don't love it.

Joe Rogan 4:05 They announced the sequel. Is the girl in this ... Oh, it's Netflix.

Shane Gillis 4:10 And the armor, the armor takes me out of it.

Joe Rogan 4:12 Hmm. Why?

Shane Gillis 4:12 It looks ... It's a little too Game of Throne, you know?

Joe Rogan 4:15 Hmm.

Shane Gillis 4:15 Show what a real Viking looked like.

Joe Rogan 4:17 What did they really look like?

Shane Gillis 4:18 They looked like shit, dude.

Joe Rogan 4:20 (laughs)

Narrator 4:20 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 4:21 They were, like, 5'6". They were not these giant-

Joe Rogan 4:24 Well, how the fuck does-

Shane Gillis 4:25 ... they were-

Joe Rogan 4:25 ... the Mountain come from? Where's he come from, then?

Shane Gillis 4:28 They, uh ...

Joe Rogan 4:29 How he get a seven-foot-tall-

Shane Gillis 4:30 I think they're wearing, like, felt shirts.

Joe Rogan 4:31 ... 350-pound dude?

Shane Gillis 4:31 They look like fucking dickheads. Look at that.

Joe Rogan 4:33 Is that really what they look like?

Shane Gillis 4:33 They look like hobbits, dude.

Narrator 4:34 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 4:34 What is that? That's not real.

Joe Rogan 4:35 I mean, that's, (laughs) that's not them, but ... (laughs)

Shane Gillis 4:37 That's not real.

Joe Rogan 4:38 That's a Ren fair. There's, yeah.

Shane Gillis 4:39 Look at that fucking kid. (laughs) Those are, those are cosplaying. Those people are cosplaying peo-

Joe Rogan 4:43 Oh.

Shane Gillis 4:43 Oh, geez.

Joe Rogan 4:44 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 4:44 Don't do that. Don't zoom in on his eyes.

Joe Rogan 4:47 (laughs)

Narrator 4:47 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 4:47 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 4:47 That's not fair to that little fella. That's what they're supposed to look like?

Shane Gillis 4:51 Nah, this is, this is ... They've been glorified 'cause they were ...

Joe Rogan 4:54 Do we have an accurate depiction of what they actually looked like?

Narrator 4:57 Well, I don't think there was a-

Joe Rogan 4:57 Click on that, "What-"

Shane Gillis 4:58 I mean, nobody took a picture.

Narrator 4:59 ... yeah.

Joe Rogan 4:59 "What real Vikings wore." Click on that.

Narrator 5:02 What?

Joe Rogan 5:02 "What real Vikings wore."

Narrator 5:04 Where is it? Uh-

Joe Rogan 5:04 See it?

Narrator 5:05 Oh yeah, okay, right here.

Shane Gillis 5:06 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 5:07 So click on that. Let's see.

Narrator 5:09 "According on archeologists."

Joe Rogan 5:10 "According to archeologists." I used to love archeologists.

Shane Gillis 5:14 Look at this, popular culture, get some more.

Joe Rogan 5:15 You're talking about Graham Hancock. All right, uh, it says, "The appearance of these infamous travelers, warriors, and mostly farmers." Interesting. So what they look like?

Narrator 5:25 There's not gonna be a picture. They're just gonna explain it.

Joe Rogan 5:27 Okay.

Narrator 5:27 There's gonna be a lot of words. Yeah, words.

Shane Gillis 5:30 But whatever.

Joe Rogan 5:31 But does it say?

Narrator 5:32 Uh-

Joe Rogan 5:33 It says, "Variety ..." Oh. "... varieties in form, material, and styles are used to mark both gender, rank, and local identity," uh, says Marianne Vedeler, an archeologist, University of Oslo's Museum of Cultural History, who maintains ... who has studied Viking textiles. TV shows and films could make use of this to tell better stories.

Shane Gillis 5:54 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 5:55 "As for the male warrior caricature, historians doubt they actually wore cartoonish horned helmets in battle." Oh, come on.

Shane Gillis 6:01 I know, man. It's disappointing.

Joe Rogan 6:03 "Those have appeared in art from this era."In fact, only one preserved Viking helmet has materialized in Scandinavia, and it was horn-free. Only one? They only found one Viking helmet? Archeologists found portions of Viking helmets in Denmark but their popularity remains unknown. Similarly, we know of one intact suit of chain mail, which appeared with the sole surviving helmet. One fucking suit of chain mail and one helmet? This was likely worn exclusively by elites and professional warriors despite its common appearance in mainstream depictions. They rocked a reverse mullet. (laughs) Hmm. What's a reverse mullet?

Shane Gillis 6:45 Is that long, long up front? Party up front?

Joe Rogan 6:47 What does that mean? What's a reverse mullet?

Shane Gillis 6:50 Well, how's that look? Yeah.

Narrator 6:53 I guess.

Joe Rogan 6:54 What is a reverse mullet? So, a reverse mullet means long on top and-

Narrator 6:59 That's weird.

Joe Rogan 7:00 ... short in the back?

Narrator 7:01 Bad explanation here.

Shane Gillis 7:03 (sniffs)

Joe Rogan 7:03 Okay. So, a fade?

Narrator 7:04 There you go.

Shane Gillis 7:05 (laughs) A reverse mullet.

Joe Rogan 7:06 Yeah, it's possibly tied in a knot in the back of the head. The knot may have been decorated with colored tape, which is braided into the hair. The woman also wore a bonnet. This is a lot of guessing.

Shane Gillis 7:15 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 7:15 If you have one helmet and one piece of chain mail-

Shane Gillis 7:18 Yeah, that's all guessing.

Joe Rogan 7:19 ... you're doing a lot of guessing. Isn't that wild, though, they only got one helmet?

Shane Gillis 7:23 That's it. That's a good look.

Joe Rogan 7:24 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 7:25 All right, they got it in the show. Nice.

Joe Rogan 7:26 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 7:28 But yeah, they gave them, like, cool shit.

Joe Rogan 7:30 Oh, okay. That is pretty cool. Viking hairstyles. Did they really tattoo their faces up?

Shane Gillis 7:39 I...

Joe Rogan 7:39 'Cause they did on the show.

Shane Gillis 7:40 There's, obviously there's no way to tell, but...

Joe Rogan 7:42 Yeah. How do they guess?

Shane Gillis 7:43 They just keep making them so cool.

Joe Rogan 7:44 Yeah, they make them real cool, and they're a bunch of murderers and you like them.

Shane Gillis 7:48 Yeah, I don't cheer for them.

Joe Rogan 7:49 No?

Shane Gillis 7:50 No, I don't like the Vikings.

Joe Rogan 7:51 'Cause of your culture?

Shane Gillis 7:52 (laughs) 'Cause of my culture.

Joe Rogan 7:53 Your ancestry.

Shane Gillis 7:53 No, no. They're just... I, I think they're overrated.

Joe Rogan 7:56 Really?

Shane Gillis 7:56 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 7:57 Overrated?

Shane Gillis 7:59 Everything about them is rumors. They're like, "Oh, they discovered America first." It's like, nah, get the fuck out.

Joe Rogan 8:02 I think they did.

Shane Gillis 8:03 Dude, you gotta give Columbus his fucking due.

Joe Rogan 8:05 Columbus gets, nah, no due.

Shane Gillis 8:07 Everybody hates Columbus.

Joe Rogan 8:08 He's a cocksucker.

Shane Gillis 8:10 Bro.

Joe Rogan 8:11 Bro, did you ever read that, uh, one-

Shane Gillis 8:12 Bro. (laughs) He fucking did it, dude.

Joe Rogan 8:14 (laughs) He didn't even. He landed in the Bahamas.

Shane Gillis 8:16 He did it. Who cares? (laughs) That's crazy he did that.

Joe Rogan 8:19 Did you, did you ever hear that one, um, there's one priest that traveled with Columbus that wrote those horrific stories of what they did to the Native Americans?

Shane Gillis 8:28 Fucking snitch.

Joe Rogan 8:30 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 8:30 Fucking snitch.

Joe Rogan 8:32 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 8:33 You guys. You're not allowed to go wild? You cross the ocean-

Joe Rogan 8:36 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 8:36 ... you're going wild.

Joe Rogan 8:37 Yeah, they chopped people's arms off if they didn't give them enough gold.

Shane Gillis 8:41 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 8:41 They dashed babies' heads on the rocks. They did some horrific shit, man.

Shane Gillis 8:45 Yeah, bad. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 8:45 Some horrific shit.

Shane Gillis 8:47 But-

Joe Rogan 8:48 People were awful back then.

Shane Gillis 8:50 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 8:50 Just think about how awful people were in the movies in 1950, just smacking women around.

Shane Gillis 8:55 Yeah, I was just watching that Sean Connery interview yesterday.

Joe Rogan 8:59 (blows raspberry)

Shane Gillis 8:59 It's pretty good.

Joe Rogan 8:59 Every now and again-

Shane Gillis 9:01 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 9:01 ... when you've said it-

Shane Gillis 9:02 It's like she has to get the last word.

Joe Rogan 9:04 ... and then they know they have to get the last word, and even after you let them get the last word, that's not enough.

Shane Gillis 9:10 That's actually pretty good. I can't do it, Connery.

Joe Rogan 9:14 You can't do it? Oh. I can... I have a fucking Zen in my mouth which makes it harder.

Shane Gillis 9:18 It fucks you up.

Joe Rogan 9:19 Harder to do that accent.

Shane Gillis 9:21 There it is a little. Oh, you were just in Scotland.

Joe Rogan 9:24 I can kind of, I can kind of do it too. Yeah.

Shane Gillis 9:25 Yeah, it is.

Joe Rogan 9:25 Bro, I was in Scotland and I was at this place. And, uh, there's a, there's a fucking stone circle that's older than Stonehenge.

Shane Gillis 9:33 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 9:34 Like, who made this?

Shane Gillis 9:35 Mm.

Joe Rogan 9:36 I don't know. You could just go stand on it. You could touch it.

Shane Gillis 9:39 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 9:39 Like, they don't even protect it. It's just laying out there in front of this dude's house. It's literally in front of this dude's house.

Shane Gillis 9:45 That's crazy.

Joe Rogan 9:46 It's like, it's like 50 feet in front. You could throw a rock and hit it.

Shane Gillis 9:48 How old is it?

Joe Rogan 9:50 5,000 plus years old? Stone circle. No idea who made it. They think. Druids?

Shane Gillis 9:55 Hmm?

Joe Rogan 9:55 Maybe Druids?

Shane Gillis 9:57 That was big back then.

Joe Rogan 9:58 Scotland is fucking beautiful.

Shane Gillis 9:59 Scotland is pretty cool. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 10:00 Oh my God, there's no one there. It's like I kinda discovered it. (laughs)

Shane Gillis 10:05 (laughs) You close. Cut off their arms, dude.

Joe Rogan 10:07 There's two million people in the whole country.

Shane Gillis 10:10 Really?

Joe Rogan 10:10 Yeah, the whole country is as big as Austin.

Shane Gillis 10:13 Wow.

Joe Rogan 10:14 Yeah. It's fucking gorgeous. Goddamn, it's pretty.

Shane Gillis 10:18 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 10:19 Low clouds and the, the, the hill... They're not really mountains. They're kinda like, you know, a couple thousand feet.

Shane Gillis 10:25 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 10:25 But God, it's fucking gorgeous. God. And they have these stags everywhere. These like big majestic stags around.

Shane Gillis 10:32 Really?

Joe Rogan 10:32 Damn. I got a picture of one. I'll show you a picture.

Shane Gillis 10:34 Let me see that.

Joe Rogan 10:35 I'll, I'll send it to Jamie so you can take a look at it. Mm-hmm.

Narrator 10:39 Have you heard that, that same, the mountain range of like the Appalachians is this, I, I believe it's over-

Shane Gillis 10:43 It was connected?

Narrator 10:44 ... to Europe?

Shane Gillis 10:45 That's pretty cool. What's that, Jamie?

Narrator 10:46 The Appalachians, the same mountain ranges, it's the same mountains over there.

Joe Rogan 10:50 Whoa.

Narrator 10:51 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 10:51 It goes across the ocean?

Narrator 10:52 Well, I mean it... when they were connected it did.

Joe Rogan 10:55 Oh, like during the panspermia days?

Narrator 10:57 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 10:58 (laughs) What?

Joe Rogan 10:59 Panspermia.

Shane Gillis 11:00 Oh, it's Pangaea. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 11:00 Oh, that's the wrong one. Pangaea. You know what panspermia is?

Shane Gillis 11:03 No. (laughs) What is it though? (laughs)

Joe Rogan 11:04 Panspermia is the theory that asteroids created... uh, that seeded life on Earth.

Shane Gillis 11:08 Oh, okay.

Joe Rogan 11:09 It's like spores-

Shane Gillis 11:10 I see.

Joe Rogan 11:10 ... and amino acids were in asteroids.

Shane Gillis 11:12 That's funny. (laughs) Trying to get it to be close and just make something gay.

Joe Rogan 11:17 No, I did. I turned it into sperm. Check, check out that picture I sent you, Jamie. Here's another one. This might be, one might be better. I didn't zoom in as much on this one.

Narrator 11:28 Here's the first one.

Joe Rogan 11:29 Look at this guy.

Shane Gillis 11:30 Oh, damn.

Joe Rogan 11:31 Just wandering around. I had to zoom in on him, that's why. Look at this second one. It's probably less shitty.

Narrator 11:35 Uh, that's not it.

Joe Rogan 11:35 Oh, oh. You put your knee on it.

Shane Gillis 11:37 (laughs)

Narrator 11:37 Hold on.

Joe Rogan 11:37 What's that about? (laughs)

Narrator 11:39 I don't know. It's just the way it worked. Don't want it there.

Shane Gillis 11:42 What have you done?

Joe Rogan 11:44 That dude was just chilling.

Shane Gillis 11:46 That thing is huge.

Joe Rogan 11:47 Huge. Big old stag.

Shane Gillis 11:50 Did you want to shoot him?

Joe Rogan 11:51 100%.

Shane Gillis 11:52 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 11:52 I was looking at his vitals and I was drawing back. I was like-

Shane Gillis 11:55 Really?

Joe Rogan 11:55 ... he was but 90 yards.

Shane Gillis 11:57 Oh, were you hunting when you saw him?

Joe Rogan 11:58 No, no, no, no, no.

Shane Gillis 11:59 Oh.

Joe Rogan 12:00 I was just wandering around. I don't think you're allowed to bow hunt in Scotland. I don't think they allow you to bow hunt in the UK. Because the... They're just...

Shane Gillis 12:09 Oh, it's for animals.

Joe Rogan 12:11 Yeah. I just don't think that they're educated.

Shane Gillis 12:13 Because they're medieval.

Joe Rogan 12:14 They're not educated about, uh, modern compound bows and modern broadheads.

Shane Gillis 12:18 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 12:19 And, you know, if someone's good at a bow and arrow, that's just as ethical as shooting it with a rifle.

Shane Gillis 12:25 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 12:25 Maybe more so. The animals die fucking quick when you shoot them with a bow and arrow, if you shoot them right.

Shane Gillis 12:31 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 12:31 They do.

Shane Gillis 12:32 Yeah, I believe you.

Joe Rogan 12:33 They die quick.

Shane Gillis 12:34 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 12:35 With one of those heavy-duty compounds, like a Hoyt, shooting fucking 300 feet per second, razor sharp broadhead at the end of it, whoosh. Just passes right through their body and next thing you know, they're spraying blood.

Shane Gillis 12:47 Yeah?

Joe Rogan 12:47 They die quick.

Shane Gillis 12:48 What, when ... You just went there, right?

Joe Rogan 12:50 To Scotland?

Shane Gillis 12:50 Didn't you just go hunting?

Joe Rogan 12:51 Yeah. Yeah.

Shane Gillis 12:52 What'd you get?

Joe Rogan 12:53 I got an elk.

Shane Gillis 12:54 Yeah, that big fucker.

Joe Rogan 12:55 Big fucker. Big-

Shane Gillis 12:56 That's funny.

Joe Rogan 12:57 Yeah. Dead delicious.

Shane Gillis 12:58 You killed it with a bow and arrow?

Joe Rogan 12:59 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 12:59 Did you scream?

Joe Rogan 13:01 I screamed.

Shane Gillis 13:01 (laughs) I bet.

Joe Rogan 13:02 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 13:05 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 13:05 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 13:05 You're a Viking now (laughs) .

Joe Rogan 13:07 No, I'm not (laughs) .

Shane Gillis 13:07 Yeah, you are.

Joe Rogan 13:08 No.

Shane Gillis 13:09 Bow and arrow?

Joe Rogan 13:09 Yeah, bow and arrow.

Shane Gillis 13:12 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 13:12 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 13:12 I don't know, man.

Joe Rogan 13:13 I need difficult things to do, dude. I have a fucked up brain. I figured it out somewhere in my 20s-

Shane Gillis 13:19 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 13:19 ... that I just need to keep doing difficult things in order to stay sane. You got ... I just, I ca-

Shane Gillis 13:24 I-

Joe Rogan 13:24 I don't have a brain that is allowed to sit still.

Shane Gillis 13:27 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 13:27 It's ... I'm a re- ... You know, I'm from the Romans.

Shane Gillis 13:29 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 13:30 That's my ancestry. Bunch of fucking psychos.

Shane Gillis 13:33 Yeah, I came from, like, bog people.

Joe Rogan 13:35 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 13:36 It's like, "Yo, let's just fucking chill, dude."

Joe Rogan 13:37 Well, I'm one-quarter bog people.

Shane Gillis 13:38 "Let's just sit in this mud.

Joe Rogan 13:40 I'm one-quarter bog people and drunks.

Shane Gillis 13:42 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 13:42 Three-quarters Roman, Sicilian.

Shane Gillis 13:45 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 13:45 So I got some black in me too. So I got the, some of the Moors.

Shane Gillis 13:48 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 13:49 You know, there was a lot of weird influences in my genetics.

Shane Gillis 13:51 Yeah, you're, you're fucked up. Whatever it is. Whatever the mix is.

Joe Rogan 13:55 Yeah, it's a weird mix. It works well if you can fucking ... You know what, do I ... The way I say it, it's like, if you have a race car. If you don't know how to drive a race car, you're gonna fucking crash into a tree.

Shane Gillis 14:04 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 14:04 You know, wrappang!

Shane Gillis 14:05 (laughs) Yeah.

Joe Rogan 14:06 But if you understand what's required to maintain this thing, and you realize it's different than every other car on the road, you just have to manage it.

Shane Gillis 14:16 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 14:16 You have to understand how to, how to use it.

Shane Gillis 14:18 I don't know what I am.

Joe Rogan 14:19 Yeah, you're some kind of a fucking-

Shane Gillis 14:21 (laughs) No idea.

Joe Rogan 14:22 ... SUV.

Shane Gillis 14:22 Just a van with a fucking-

Joe Rogan 14:24 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 14:24 ... taped window.

Joe Rogan 14:25 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 14:26 I have no idea.

Joe Rogan 14:26 You're a party van.

Shane Gillis 14:27 Yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 14:28 You're like a living fucking Sprinter van.

Shane Gillis 14:30 (sniffs) I don't know what it is.

Joe Rogan 14:32 Yeah, you're a party van.

Shane Gillis 14:33 We'll figure it out.

Joe Rogan 14:33 You're an awesome party van. Yeah, you'd have good, good tunes.

Shane Gillis 14:37 I'm trying.

Joe Rogan 14:38 A cooler full of beer. You're a party van.

Shane Gillis 14:40 Just Drake, dude.

Joe Rogan 14:41 Nah, no need to go fast.

Shane Gillis 14:45 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 14:45 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 14:46 It's still fucking ... All over the road.

Joe Rogan 14:49 Yeah, changing lanes.

Shane Gillis 14:51 It's not doing good.

Joe Rogan 14:51 Oh my God, I saw this video today of this guy was driving on the highway, and he's in a truck, and then before he can stop, there's sheep all over the road.

Shane Gillis 15:00 Oh, he hits the sheep?

Joe Rogan 15:02 He hits 1,000 sheep.

Shane Gillis 15:04 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 15:04 Here, I'll send it to you. I'll send it to Jamie. It's so fucked up.

Shane Gillis 15:06 I mean, that's not great, but that's gonna be very funny.

Joe Rogan 15:09 Well, it's, it's okay to watch because it's not gory, but it's just, it's just like, "Oh my God, what the fuck do you do?" You can't do anything. Y- he didn't-

Shane Gillis 15:17 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 15:17 He had zero time to prepare.

Shane Gillis 15:19 How many thuds?

Joe Rogan 15:22 Uh, oh, quite a few.

Shane Gillis 15:23 Do they have the dash cam from in the car?

Joe Rogan 15:25 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 15:25 Do you get to see him?

Joe Rogan 15:26 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 15:27 That's my favorite.

Joe Rogan 15:28 Why does it ... Instagram is fucking weird. Like sometimes when Instagram is open, it won't show you the link you're trying to get to. Did it come up, the right one? Here, I'll show you. I'll send it to you. I got you.

Shane Gillis 15:40 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 15:41 This is the right one?

Shane Gillis 15:41 Oh, dude, I must've, I must've shown it on Protect Our Parks. There's one where this dog's crossing the street.

Joe Rogan 15:47 Oh.

Shane Gillis 15:47 Dude, it's so ... (laughs)

Joe Rogan 15:48 So watch this.

Shane Gillis 15:50 All right.

Joe Rogan 15:50 Go full screen on this. This dude's just driving along the road.

Shane Gillis 15:57 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 15:57 Having a good old time. Just doing his thing, trying to get to his destination. He's not even speeding. Look, going normal. Normal. Oh, Jesus.

Shane Gillis 16:07 Oh.

Joe Rogan 16:07 Boom. Bro, bro.

Shane Gillis 16:12 (sighs)

Joe Rogan 16:12 How many sheep did he kill?

Shane Gillis 16:14 (laughs) What the fuck? Oh, no.

Joe Rogan 16:15 How many sheep did he kill? I mean, I'm, I'm guessing 500.

Shane Gillis 16:21 (laughs) That was so many.

Joe Rogan 16:23 So many.

Shane Gillis 16:24 He's in a semi-truck, clearly, right?

Joe Rogan 16:25 Yeah, clearly, 'cause he didn't, didn't even slow him down. You didn't hear a, a, a bang.

Shane Gillis 16:31 He got him with the high beams, though.

Joe Rogan 16:33 Look at this guy.

Shane Gillis 16:33 You just saw him sliding-

Joe Rogan 16:34 Bro had nine years to brake.

Shane Gillis 16:35 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 16:36 Shut the fuck up, bitch.

Shane Gillis 16:38 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 16:38 It's always some guy who's shirtless in his Avatar.

Narrator 16:40 One, two, three, four.

Joe Rogan 16:40 Look at him, "Blah, performing traction."

Narrator 16:42 You got, like, five white lines down the middle of the road and you-

Joe Rogan 16:45 Yeah, you ain't got-

Shane Gillis 16:46 Oh, he had no time.

Joe Rogan 16:47 You got no time. You're going 70 miles an hour, you have zero time.

Shane Gillis 16:49 (inhales deeply)

Joe Rogan 16:49 Bang.

Shane Gillis 16:50 Ah.

Joe Rogan 16:51 Ba-ba-boom.

Shane Gillis 16:52 Ah!

Joe Rogan 16:52 Ba-ba-ba-ba-boom.

Shane Gillis 16:54 Oh, no (laughs) .

Narrator 16:54 Oh, dude.

Joe Rogan 16:54 Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-boom.

Narrator 16:55 Boom.

Shane Gillis 16:56 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 16:56 I mean, that's hundreds of sheep are getting slaughtered there. Look, by the time you're slowing down ...

Shane Gillis 17:02 (laughs)

Narrator 17:02 I just noticed, too. Uh, his windshield wiper automatically turned on there.

Shane Gillis 17:05 Yeah (laughs) .

Joe Rogan 17:05 Oh, from the spray.

Narrator 17:07 It wasn't, it wasn't on before.

Joe Rogan 17:08 Ugh. God damn.

Narrator 17:11 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 17:11 What do you do? I mean-

Shane Gillis 17:13 You gotta drive off, dude.

Joe Rogan 17:14 You just gotta keep driving.

Shane Gillis 17:15 (laughs) You gotta go.

Joe Rogan 17:16 You just gotta keep driving. But meanwhile, anybody who's coming after you is gonna crash. And you can't clear that many. You'll get killed.

Shane Gillis 17:24 No.

Joe Rogan 17:24 'Cause what if someone's coming along-

Shane Gillis 17:25 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 17:25 ... and they don't see you in time?

Shane Gillis 17:27 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 17:27 Obviously, if you're in the middle of the road-

Shane Gillis 17:28 And you can't clear that many, so that'd be hard work.

Narrator 17:31 I tried to count how many fell asleep.

Shane Gillis 17:33 That'd be so heavy.

Joe Rogan 17:33 There's no way that got ...

Narrator 17:34 Top comment.

Shane Gillis 17:34 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 17:35 There's no way. There's no way.

Shane Gillis 17:37 Damn, people are watching the fuck out of this video.

Narrator 17:41 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 17:42 This is a big video.

Joe Rogan 17:43 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 17:44 The dog one is not. It sounds to ... People listening to this are not gonna like it.

Joe Rogan 17:48 I love these backstreet drivers. Look at this comment. Look at this comment here.

Shane Gillis 17:51 Oh.

Joe Rogan 17:51 Click back on that. Look at this. "I mean, fair he didn't see him, but you're driving on an empty road. Why are you high beams not on to begin with?" Shut the fuck up.

Shane Gillis 18:03 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 18:04 Just shut the fuck up.

Shane Gillis 18:05 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 18:06 Shut the fuck up.

Shane Gillis 18:07 I mean, what country do you think ... What, where was that?

Joe Rogan 18:08 Isn't that funny? Like, like, everything that ever happens.

Shane Gillis 18:12 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 18:12 Someone's always there, "Oh, why didn't-"

Shane Gillis 18:14 "This is what you should've done."

Joe Rogan 18:15 "He shoulda done it different."

Shane Gillis 18:19 Yeah.

Narrator 18:19 (laughs) Yeah.

Joe Rogan 18:19 "You should've-... every now and then, you give him a slap.

Shane Gillis 18:23 That guy needs a slap.

Joe Rogan 18:24 A little slap.

Shane Gillis 18:25 Commenting on fucking Instagram-

Joe Rogan 18:26 Just a little slap.

Shane Gillis 18:27 "That poor driver went through that hellish night."

Joe Rogan 18:30 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 18:30 That probably fucked him up.

Joe Rogan 18:32 Probably not.

Shane Gillis 18:33 You don't think?

Joe Rogan 18:34 No, he's probably on meth. (laughs) He's probably trying to get to his destination.

Shane Gillis 18:37 (laughs) He's just on meth.

Joe Rogan 18:38 Just messed up.

Shane Gillis 18:40 Whoa. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 18:40 He's probably like, "This is awesome."

Shane Gillis 18:42 (laughs) He probably saw every sheep.

Joe Rogan 18:43 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 18:44 Every one that he hit-

Joe Rogan 18:45 Probably so.

Shane Gillis 18:45 ... he saw crystal clear.

Joe Rogan 18:46 He probably sped up the video so it didn't look so bad. (laughs)

Shane Gillis 18:49 (laughs) Yeah. He's going slow as fuck.

Joe Rogan 18:53 All right.

Shane Gillis 18:53 It's not good.

Narrator 18:53 It happened in Australia.

Shane Gillis 18:55 Oh, nice.

Joe Rogan 18:55 Oh, okay.

Narrator 18:56 Uh, well over a hundred more... Killing and injuring more than a hundred. Here's a few still photos from the other, other angle.

Shane Gillis 19:03 Oh, no.

Joe Rogan 19:04 Whoa. Well, I like how they blurred out the sheep.

Shane Gillis 19:07 Oh, these poor guys.

Joe Rogan 19:08 Look at that one, just s-

Shane Gillis 19:09 Oh, where's my friends? Oh, fuck. That's sad.

Joe Rogan 19:14 Fuck.

Shane Gillis 19:16 That does suck. Australia continues to bring the heat.

Narrator 19:20 Doesn't say anything about Australia.

Shane Gillis 19:21 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 19:21 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 19:21 Every video they put out is the funniest video you've ever seen.

Joe Rogan 19:24 That's a wild place, man.

Shane Gillis 19:25 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 19:26 That is a wild place. There's as many people as in, uh, Los Angeles, and it's the size of the United States. And the center of it is filled with death.

Shane Gillis 19:33 It's empty.

Joe Rogan 19:34 It's all death.

Shane Gillis 19:35 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 19:35 It's all things that can kill you. Death.

Shane Gillis 19:38 I talk about it a lot obviously, but there's a, there's a video of a guy, not the one punching the kangaroo, that's the, it's the greatest.

Joe Rogan 19:44 Standard.

Shane Gillis 19:44 The, there's a guy, like, hang-gliding. Hang-gliding or para... He's parachuting down and kangaroos just start chasing him. And then they start attacking him. He's like, "Oh, get outta here, fucker."

Joe Rogan 19:55 Oh, my God. (laughs) So funny. Why, is he paragliding?

Shane Gillis 19:59 He, no, he's just landing a parachute.

Joe Rogan 20:01 Oh, you got it?

Shane Gillis 20:02 Oh, nice.

Joe Rogan 20:03 (laughs) These two dickheads come and attack him.

Shane Gillis 20:05 Oh my God.

Joe Rogan 20:06 (laughs) Look at these dickheads. Kangaroos can fuck you up too. That's the crazy thing, is people die from kangaroos. So imagine the balls that kangaroos have.

Shane Gillis 20:20 (laughs) Look at this.

Joe Rogan 20:20 This guy can fucking fly.

Shane Gillis 20:21 (laughs) So scary.

Joe Rogan 20:22 And they come in and fuck you up.

Shane Gillis 20:23 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 20:25 Wow. And they're grabbing at you. Imagine their balls, though.

Narrator 20:30 Kangaroos.

Shane Gillis 20:30 Fucking get outta here, motherfucker.

Joe Rogan 20:33 (laughs) They, they, they are a plague over there. You ever seen the, the herds of them?

Shane Gillis 20:37 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 20:37 There's like fucking thousands of them.

Shane Gillis 20:39 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 20:39 Just running together. And they have to shoot them, because they have no predators.

Shane Gillis 20:45 Really?

Joe Rogan 20:45 No predators. I mean, I don't know what the fuck used to kill kangaroos. Maybe the Tasmanian tigers, maybe. The thylacine.

Shane Gillis 20:54 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 20:55 Which they think still exist. They think they're still out there.

Shane Gillis 20:59 How many... Now, they're, how did they die?

Joe Rogan 21:02 People killed them.

Shane Gillis 21:03 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 21:03 Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure. I mean, the last one was in the zoo. The last live one-

Shane Gillis 21:08 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 21:08 ... that was in a zoo.

Shane Gillis 21:09 They were dumb fucking... They were dumb.

Joe Rogan 21:11 Well-

Shane Gillis 21:12 It was time to go for those guys.

Joe Rogan 21:13 They were weird looking.

Shane Gillis 21:14 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 21:15 It's like a strange dog-looking-

Shane Gillis 21:17 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 21:17 ... kind of creature. They're kind of cool and they have giant mouths. When they yawn, they open their mouths. Like, "What the fuck are you doing with all those teeth?"

Shane Gillis 21:22 Yeah, yeah. It's got like a fucking alligator head.

Joe Rogan 21:24 Yeah, a giant fucking mouth.

Shane Gillis 21:26 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 21:27 They think they have them still in remote areas, though, 'cause there's so much unexplored area and people have spotted them.

Shane Gillis 21:33 What, in like Van Diemen's Land?

Joe Rogan 21:36 Y- you know.

Shane Gillis 21:37 Oh, they have marsupials?

Joe Rogan 21:38 Yeah. Yeah, isn't that wild? They had a pouch. A lot of marsupials over there, which is also odd. What a cool looking fucking animal.

Shane Gillis 21:44 Yeah, I take it back, that's a good guy.

Joe Rogan 21:46 Yeah. They think they found... So Google thylacine spotted. Spotted in Australia, sightings, 2021. There you go. Click on that. Yeah, they think they've seen them. Tasmanian tiger-like animal caught on video on a suburban street. Yeah, they think they still exist, man. Like, a bunch of people have apparently spotted them in different places. To the point where, um, I had a biologist on the podcast who was explaining that there's m- multiple different scientists that are trying to find these things. They have camera traps set up and shit. And there's enough sightings that people are pretty sure that they're real. That they're, they, they actually still exist. Which totally makes sense, because that area's-

Shane Gillis 22:34 Yes.

Joe Rogan 22:35 I mean, it's so big.

Shane Gillis 22:36 Imagine being the poor fucking guys that got exiled there.

Joe Rogan 22:39 Oof.

Shane Gillis 22:40 It's just those fucking animals around.

Joe Rogan 22:42 Yeah, when they exiled them, them, they- they took the prisoners-

Shane Gillis 22:46 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 22:46 ... from England.

Shane Gillis 22:47 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 22:47 And what did they do? Just dropped them off and said, "Get out of here."

Shane Gillis 22:49 Yeah. Like political prisoners would have to go too.

Joe Rogan 22:51 Ooh.

Shane Gillis 22:52 Yeah. So it was a bunch of Irish dudes that had to go to Tasmania.

Joe Rogan 22:55 Mm-hmm.

Shane Gillis 22:55 And you're just stuck there.

Joe Rogan 22:57 Oh.

Shane Gillis 22:57 I mean, they escaped. They got off pretty easy.

Joe Rogan 23:01 Well-

Shane Gillis 23:01 I'm not, I'm sure it wasn't easy. I'm sure you died trying.

Joe Rogan 23:02 It's fucking beautiful though.

Shane Gillis 23:04 But a boat could, yeah.

Joe Rogan 23:04 And the weather's amazing. They're probably like, "Fuck England. This place rules."

Shane Gillis 23:10 No, you're s- it's just you.

Joe Rogan 23:12 Oh. Just by yourself?

Shane Gillis 23:13 You make a fucking house. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 23:15 Well, how'd the girls get over there?

Shane Gillis 23:16 They got some babes. There were some local babes.

Joe Rogan 23:18 How did they get them over there?

Shane Gillis 23:18 They got some babes in there.

Joe Rogan 23:19 Was it local babes?

Shane Gillis 23:20 (laughs) Yeah.

Joe Rogan 23:20 Like, th- they must have imported girls.

Shane Gillis 23:22 They got some babes.

Joe Rogan 23:22 Those are white girls.

Shane Gillis 23:23 Yeah. Yeah, women got sent too.

Joe Rogan 23:25 Oh, bad girls.

Shane Gillis 23:26 Whores.

Joe Rogan 23:27 << Bad girls >>

Shane Gillis 23:28 Whores and drunks.

Joe Rogan 23:29 Do you know that that's the Australian accent?

Shane Gillis 23:32 What? Oh, drunk from-

Joe Rogan 23:32 The Australian accent is essentially a drunk English accent.

Shane Gillis 23:35 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pretty great.

Joe Rogan 23:36 Isn't that wild?

Shane Gillis 23:37 Yeah, I think they could only trade, like, rum. That was like their main-

Joe Rogan 23:40 That's all they had?

Shane Gillis 23:41 Yeah, like most... I think that's how it was in the Caribbean too.

Joe Rogan 23:44 Oh, yeah, rum, mate.

Shane Gillis 23:45 Yeah, they just had rum and they're like, "Ah, fuck." (growls)

Joe Rogan 23:48 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 23:49 "Fucking kangaroo, get outta here, fucker. Ah, fuck."

Joe Rogan 23:53 Literally.

Shane Gillis 23:53 Just going on a walk, you get attacked.

Joe Rogan 23:54 It's a, it's a drunk version of the English accent.

Shane Gillis 23:58 English accents gay.

Joe Rogan 24:00 You don't like it?

Shane Gillis 24:01 Not the... Not all of them. The fucking-

Joe Rogan 24:02 They're proper.

Shane Gillis 24:03 Liverpool's great accent.

Joe Rogan 24:05 Liverpool's are cool.

Shane Gillis 24:05 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 24:06 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 24:06 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 24:06 Scousers.

Shane Gillis 24:07 The, the fucking-

Joe Rogan 24:08 Paddy the Baddy.

Shane Gillis 24:09 Paddy the Baddy's great. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 24:11 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 24:11 I mean, we'll see. I don't know.

Joe Rogan 24:13 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 24:13 Yeah, we'll see. He's a fun guy.

Joe Rogan 24:15 He's a fun guy.

Shane Gillis 24:16 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 24:16 Yeah. Yeah, Liverpool people, they, they're fucking fun.

Shane Gillis 24:19 When's he fighting again?

Joe Rogan 24:20 He's fighting Tony Ferguson, I believe, uh, in two weeks, right? Yeah, in the next UFC.

Shane Gillis 24:26 Tony Ferguson's fun.Tony Ferguson's got some miles. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 24:30 He's a fun guy.

Shane Gillis 24:31 Got some miles on that body.

Joe Rogan 24:32 (laughs) Yeah.

Shane Gillis 24:34 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 24:34 He's been training with David Goggins.

Shane Gillis 24:36 Oh, I saw that.

Joe Rogan 24:37 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 24:38 That's kind of...

Joe Rogan 24:40 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 24:40 Goggins is just fucking him up.

Joe Rogan 24:42 (clicks tongue) I... Yeah.

Shane Gillis 24:44 I wonder how good that is for you to run 100 miles.

Joe Rogan 24:46 We're gonna find out. (laughs)

Shane Gillis 24:46 (laughs) Yeah. Can't be good.

Joe Rogan 24:49 (coughs) They-

Shane Gillis 24:49 I'm no expert on fitness.

Joe Rogan 24:50 Well, fitness is important, but sparring is very important too. And, you know, timing is important, and training, and technique, and drilling, and being prepared to do specific things. It just... When fighters get older, they can't move as good. There's a bunch of shit that you don't see.

Shane Gillis 25:09 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 25:09 Right? They might have knee things that you don't see. They might have back things that you don't see. So, they look the same.

Shane Gillis 25:15 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 25:15 There's apparently a video of, uh, Tony Ferguson when he used to enter the Octagon, how he used to move versus now.

Shane Gillis 25:23 Mm. Oh, yeah-

Joe Rogan 25:24 See if you, see if you can find that.

Shane Gillis 25:25 ... he, he did that, like, crawl thing?

Joe Rogan 25:26 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 25:26 Didn't he do that?

Joe Rogan 25:27 But it's also like-

Shane Gillis 25:27 Like slide?

Joe Rogan 25:28 ... the contrast to the way his body moves.

Shane Gillis 25:30 Yeah. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 25:30 In the old... Dude, in the old days, when Tony Ferguson was on his undefeated run, he was one of the baddest fucking man on the planet. The fact that him and Khabib never got to fight is a real fucking tragedy.

Shane Gillis 25:41 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 25:41 Because when he was in his prime, that's when he fell, just tripped on some wires backstage doing an interview and ripped his fucking knee apart.

Shane Gillis 25:51 Damn.

Joe Rogan 25:51 Just completely ripped his knee apart.

Shane Gillis 25:53 I didn't know that.

Joe Rogan 25:54 Yeah. That's what happened. That's why the fight got canceled. And, uh, Al Iaquinta wound up fighting Khabib. But it was crazy, it's like, he's just walking along and he trips. And his knee just explodes. I mean, like, severe, catastrophic knee-

Shane Gillis 26:13 Mm.

Joe Rogan 26:13 ... injury. He, had to have everything fucking surgically reattached and months and months of rehab. And he came back and he beat Anthony Pettis and he looked really fucking good. But (sighs) you know...

Shane Gillis 26:26 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 26:27 There's only ... Y- uh, a, an elite fighter can only operate at their highest level for so many years. There's only, like, a s- there's a window of time where you can operate at the highest RPMs. (sniffs) So, here it is. This is from 2015. This is him moving around when he got into the Octagon. And this is 2019, still looking pretty good. 2022, little slower.

Shane Gillis 26:54 (laughs) Fuck.

Joe Rogan 26:54 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 26:55 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 26:55 Quite a, quite a bit difference.

Shane Gillis 26:57 Ah.

Joe Rogan 26:58 (clears throat) That's the, them knees are fucking feeling it now. Now he's feeling it, right?

Shane Gillis 27:02 Oh.

Joe Rogan 27:02 He just moving different. In there saying sad. And now here we are 2023. (clears throat) That Chandler knockout was rough.

Shane Gillis 27:12 The kick?

Joe Rogan 27:12 He got front kicked-

Shane Gillis 27:13 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 27:13 ... right to the jaw. There's a photo-

Shane Gillis 27:15 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 27:16 ... of Chandler's foot connected on Tony's face.

Shane Gillis 27:19 Yeah. Like a fucking Dali painting.

Joe Rogan 27:20 It's wild.

Shane Gillis 27:21 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 27:22 It's wild to look at, like, what happens to someone's face when a foot impacts their fucking jaw.

Shane Gillis 27:27 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 27:29 Just nrrr.

Shane Gillis 27:30 It's just this.

Joe Rogan 27:31 Y- it's horrible.

Shane Gillis 27:32 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 27:32 It's horrible.

Shane Gillis 27:34 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 27:36 Rough sport.

Shane Gillis 27:37 It is a rough sport. I will say this about the cold plunge, I'm still cold.

Joe Rogan 27:41 Yeah, there it is.

Shane Gillis 27:42 (laughs) Oh, no.

Joe Rogan 27:42 Bro, how crazy is that? I mean, that i- it, that is a crazy photograph. That's crazy. He looked like he just turned 1,000 years old.

Shane Gillis 27:51 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 27:52 Like, he's ... like they got him out of a glacier. Like he was frozen in a glacier. I mean that, that's a perfect ca- and look at Chandler's fucking quads. Imagine how much power is in that. Good Lord.

Shane Gillis 28:05 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 28:05 Good Lord. Look at his body. He's just a ball of tense muscle just exploding on your face.

Shane Gillis 28:12 (laughs) Pause. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 28:13 (laughs) That sounded a lot more gay than I was trying to make it sound.

Shane Gillis 28:22 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 28:25 (coughs)

Shane Gillis 28:25 (laughs) But it happens, dude.

Joe Rogan 28:26 It happens. What are you gonna do?

Shane Gillis 28:27 Have you seen the Cam'ron and Mase podcast?

Joe Rogan 28:30 I did.

Shane Gillis 28:30 It's as funny as it gets.

Joe Rogan 28:31 Hilarious.

Shane Gillis 28:32 The Pause, the fucking-

Joe Rogan 28:34 They're just going after it.

Shane Gillis 28:35 ... That's Crazy Paul's is so fucking funny.

Joe Rogan 28:37 Oh, my God. They just went after it.

Shane Gillis 28:38 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 28:39 (clears throat) It's ... Like, we were talking about this, that, like, they talk like people used to talk in the '90s.

Shane Gillis 28:43 Yeah, they're going.

Joe Rogan 28:44 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 28:44 They're telling stories too.

Joe Rogan 28:45 They're just telling stories and they're laughing.

Shane Gillis 28:46 They're like, "This is what we used to do." They talk about, like, running trains on chicks. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 28:50 And they're laughing. (laughs)

Shane Gillis 28:50 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 28:50 They're both laughing so loud.

Shane Gillis 28:52 Yeah. It's as good as it gets.

Joe Rogan 28:53 It's, it's really funny.

Shane Gillis 28:54 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 28:55 'Cause they're not scared. And that's the thing, like, everybody today is scared. They're scared of telling-

Shane Gillis 29:00 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 29:00 ... the truth and these guys are just going for it.

Shane Gillis 29:02 They don't give a fuck.

Joe Rogan 29:03 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 29:03 And it's very, very funny.

Joe Rogan 29:04 Speaking of not giving a fuck. Salut.

Shane Gillis 29:06 True.

Joe Rogan 29:07 Hey.

Shane Gillis 29:07 Cheers, bro.

Joe Rogan 29:08 Hey. Longhorns. (swallowing sound)

Shane Gillis 29:11 True, I'm gonna get a lot of flak for not wearing a Notre Dame hat right now.

Joe Rogan 29:14 (clears throat) Is Bud Light coming back? It feels like-

Shane Gillis 29:15 Bud Light's back, baby.

Joe Rogan 29:17 I feel like it's coming back. I feel like it's coming back.

Shane Gillis 29:18 I'm not gay no more. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 29:20 (laughs) I am delivered.

Shane Gillis 29:22 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Joe Rogan 29:24 Shh. (sighs) I feel like it's coming back.

Shane Gillis 29:27 I'm in the transfer portal, dude. I'm out. Notre Dame's done.

Joe Rogan 29:32 What happened?

Shane Gillis 29:33 Nothing. I s- thought Jamie would like that. He didn't care at all.

Joe Rogan 29:35 No.

Shane Gillis 29:35 Oh, I was bringing up the I like women.

Joe Rogan 29:36 He says-

Shane Gillis 29:36 Notre Dame's not-

Joe Rogan 29:37 I'm not gay no more. (laughs)

Shane Gillis 29:38 For the record, Notre Dame's not dumb. We're still the best.

Narrator 29:40 I don't like men no more. I said I like women. Women, women, women. Ooh.

Shane Gillis 29:47 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 29:48 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 29:49 Dude, the fucking ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

Joe Rogan 29:52 (laughs)

Narrator 29:52 I would not date a man. I would not tear a purse. I would not put on makeup. I will not... I will love a woman.

Shane Gillis 30:03 Yeah, the other guy's-

Joe Rogan 30:04 (laughs) And they all surrounded him.

Shane Gillis 30:05 The other guy's high-fiving.

Narrator 30:07 I am delivered. I don't like men no more.

Shane Gillis 30:10 Look how gay his bowtie is. (laughs)

Narrator 30:12 I said I like women. Women, women, women. Ooh.

Joe Rogan 30:16 Oh, it gets pretty good.

Shane Gillis 30:17 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 30:17 And I think this dude came out as gay after this, though.

Shane Gillis 30:20 Yeah, he's-

Narrator 30:20 Oh, yeah.

Shane Gillis 30:20 ... clearly he's gay. He's so gay.

Joe Rogan 30:22 Didn't he?

Shane Gillis 30:23 He is.

Joe Rogan 30:23 Didn't he afterwards? He just- he said, "Who am I, who am I kidding?"

Shane Gillis 30:25 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 30:25 "Yeah."... after a while, like, he did, like, some-

Shane Gillis 30:27 He tried his best.

Joe Rogan 30:28 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 30:28 He got socially pressured into being like, "I'm not gay."

Joe Rogan 30:31 But the weird thing is, like, when they start dancing around him-

Shane Gillis 30:33 (laughs) It's all gay.

Joe Rogan 30:34 It's weird.

Shane Gillis 30:35 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 30:35 There's a bunch of men dancing arou- and they're all real close, and they're going-

Shane Gillis 30:37 They're high-fiving each other, like, "Yes, dude. He's straight."

Joe Rogan 30:39 Yeah, they're, like, hugging and shit. It's like th- yeah, we're so straight.

Narrator 30:42 Maybe it's Mr. Deliverte.

Joe Rogan 30:43 Mr. Deliverte.

Shane Gillis 30:44 Beast.

Joe Rogan 30:44 Deliverte.

Narrator 30:45 Deliverte.

Joe Rogan 30:46 An internet sensation, radio personality known for his favorite, famous, um, Deliverte video that went viral in 2014. Oh, wow, so he's making something. How many followers do you got?

Narrator 30:57 350,000.

Joe Rogan 30:58 Damn.

Shane Gillis 30:58 This guy rules.

Joe Rogan 30:58 Yeah, 357. So let me see what he's up to now.

Narrator 31:03 Um, some clothes.

Shane Gillis 31:04 He lost a little weight.

Joe Rogan 31:06 Looking a l- looking kind of slim.

Shane Gillis 31:07 He's looking good, dude.

Joe Rogan 31:08 But is he gay now?

Narrator 31:10 Uh, i-

Shane Gillis 31:11 Yeah. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 31:12 Oh, look at that photo.

Shane Gillis 31:13 (laughs) Yeah, yeah.

Narrator 31:13 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 31:13 Look at that photo down there.

Shane Gillis 31:15 Yeah, he's gay.

Joe Rogan 31:16 I mean, what is happening here?

Shane Gillis 31:18 (sniffs) He's back.

Joe Rogan 31:19 Yeah. That, if he's not gay, he should consider it.

Shane Gillis 31:24 He is.

Joe Rogan 31:25 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 31:25 He was gay then.

Joe Rogan 31:26 He was gay.

Shane Gillis 31:27 He was gay.

Joe Rogan 31:27 What a, what a tragedy. Imagine being gay and people don't want you to be gay. That has got to suck.

Shane Gillis 31:32 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 31:33 'Cause imagine if everyone was gay. 'Cause, like, if you're in high school right now and you're not gay, you're not even cool. (laughs)

Shane Gillis 31:39 (laughs) True.

Joe Rogan 31:39 Yeah, if you're not trans.

Shane Gillis 31:40 Yeah. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 31:41 What are you?

Shane Gillis 31:42 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 31:42 You're a straight white man? You piece of shit.

Shane Gillis 31:44 You fucking scum.

Joe Rogan 31:44 You're responsible for everything. You're like, "What? I'm 11. What did I do?"

Shane Gillis 31:48 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 31:48 (laughs)

Narrator 31:48 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 31:49 That doesn't change. (laughs) You get older, you go, "Wait a second. I didn't fucking do anything."

Joe Rogan 31:52 I didn't do anything.

Shane Gillis 31:54 (laughs)

Narrator 31:54 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 31:54 I was just born.

Shane Gillis 31:55 Yeah. That was funny as fuck. Uh, Simpson in the green room. This is m- maybe this isn't great for this. But we were talking about, uh, the Gypsy King. We were talking about Tyson Fury. And he was like, y- w- we were talking about how gypsies, like, you can't call him gypsy. They, but he, they're like-

Joe Rogan 32:11 Oh, yeah, yeah. Right, so it's like-

Shane Gillis 32:11 ... "You can't say gypsy over there, they get offended." And Brian Simpson was like, "Well, they call each other gypsy."

Joe Rogan 32:16 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 32:16 And I was like ...

Narrator 32:17 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 32:19 I know, it's crazy, right?

Joe Rogan 32:22 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 32:22 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 32:22 It was perfect that he said it.

Shane Gillis 32:24 Yeah. It was crazy.

Narrator 32:25 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 32:25 He's like, "Well, they say, they call each other gypsies."

Joe Rogan 32:27 And then we all just paused and fucking howling.

Shane Gillis 32:30 We were all like ... And then we're howling, ah. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 32:32 And the whole room was howling. That's f-

Shane Gillis 32:33 He got, he got it right away. As soon as I was like, "I know, crazy right?"

Joe Rogan 32:36 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 32:36 He was like, "Fuck."

Narrator 32:39 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 32:40 Bro, that green room was my favorite spot on earth.

Shane Gillis 32:43 You going tonight?

Joe Rogan 32:44 Oh, I can't wait. Too long.

Shane Gillis 32:45 I'm gonna be asleep, dude.

Joe Rogan 32:47 Are you?

Shane Gillis 32:48 Yeah, I did, this is y- I'm experiencing, this is the true Joe Rogan experience.

Joe Rogan 32:53 Mm-hmm.

Shane Gillis 32:53 Work out, podcast, stand up.

Joe Rogan 32:55 Yo.

Shane Gillis 32:56 That's a tough day.

Joe Rogan 32:57 Really? What else did you do?

Shane Gillis 33:00 Usually, it's just lay down, stand up.

Joe Rogan 33:02 Who's v- oh.

Shane Gillis 33:03 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 33:03 My shit's on? Who is this? I don't even know these people.

Shane Gillis 33:09 (sniffs) (laughs)

Joe Rogan 33:11 I'm getting-

Shane Gillis 33:11 Answer it. (laughs)

Narrator 33:12 Perfect time to answer it. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 33:12 No, I'm getting WhatsApp calls.

Narrator 33:15 Oh, weird.

Joe Rogan 33:16 How am I getting WhatsApp calls?

Shane Gillis 33:16 Is that from Argentina?

Joe Rogan 33:18 No, this one's not. But I've gotten multiple WhatsApp calls today. Wonder if my phone number got leaked?

Shane Gillis 33:25 Hmm. Onto the WhatsApp?

Joe Rogan 33:27 (sighs) I think I'm gonna delete WhatsApp.

Shane Gillis 33:31 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 33:32 There's no need for me to have that thing on there. So do it without.

Shane Gillis 33:35 No, I had it, I had it when I was-

Joe Rogan 33:37 I'm gonna get a bunch of WhatsApp calls.

Shane Gillis 33:37 ... living in Europe. I didn't like it.

Joe Rogan 33:40 Yeah, well it's a, uh, for people in Europe, like, a lot of people-

Shane Gillis 33:42 I think that's their thing.

Joe Rogan 33:43 ... don't have iPhones over there.

Shane Gillis 33:44 Yeah, that's how they-

Joe Rogan 33:45 So they just use WhatsApp.

Shane Gillis 33:45 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 33:46 Why, why, how come it's so popular over there, but, uh, not over here? What happened?

Shane Gillis 33:51 I don't know. They got it, i- it's weird to, n- yeah, use a separate app to text.

Joe Rogan 33:56 Well, I think it's 'cause it's free or something.

Shane Gillis 33:58 I don't think I understand anything.

Joe Rogan 33:59 Is that what it is? Let me delete that thing right now. 'Cause it's been happening all day. Are they still using it?

Shane Gillis 34:06 Something must've happened.

Narrator 34:07 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 34:07 Delete it.

Narrator 34:07 This, this is a large part-

Joe Rogan 34:08 Sorry.

Narrator 34:09 ... cross-pla-

Joe Rogan 34:09 Bye, WhatsApp.

Narrator 34:10 ... cross-platform functionality.

Joe Rogan 34:12 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 34:13 I don't know anything.

Joe Rogan 34:14 I don't either. I just know my phone's been blowing up with WhatsApp.

Shane Gillis 34:17 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 34:19 When I think about WhatsApp, I think about what happened to Jeff Bezos.

Shane Gillis 34:22 What's that?

Joe Rogan 34:23 Well, someone, uh, I think it was the top dude in Saudi Arabia, sent him a link. "Here, click on this, my friend."

Shane Gillis 34:32 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 34:32 And, uh, it was one of those-

Shane Gillis 34:33 Was it the black guys with the dick?

Joe Rogan 34:34 It was b- (laughs)

Shane Gillis 34:35 (laughs) Yeah, got him.

Joe Rogan 34:37 Got him. Somebody got me the other day with, uh, Floyd Mayweather.

Shane Gillis 34:41 That was that one?

Joe Rogan 34:41 That one?

Shane Gillis 34:41 I got that one. I got sent that.

Joe Rogan 34:42 Yeah, Segura got me.

Shane Gillis 34:42 I saw the San Francisco Chronicle at the bottom.

Joe Rogan 34:45 Seg- s-

Shane Gillis 34:45 That's how you know.

Joe Rogan 34:46 Segur- Segura, whenever he sends me something, I'm like, "I know he got me."

Shane Gillis 34:49 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 34:49 "I know what, I'll click it anyway. Ah, he got me." (laughs)

Shane Gillis 34:54 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 34:55 But, uh, the head guy sent Bezos a link. And, uh, yeah, Jeff Bezos hack, Amazon boss phone hacked by Saudi Crown Prince. Wild. Okay, uh, investigation suggests Washington Post owner was targeted five months before murder of Jamal Khashoggi. Yeah, because they were at the Washington Post, was doing some sort of an expose on MBS, and then that was before they killed Jamal Khashoggi. And then they sent him a message, like, "Hey, click on this."

Shane Gillis 35:26 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 35:26 And it, it, it uploaded, uh, Pegasus software to his phone.

Shane Gillis 35:32 Okay.

Joe Rogan 35:32 And Pegasus is the Israeli spy software that allows them to read everything on your phone. Apparently, though, according to Gavin de Becker-

Shane Gillis 35:40 Jesus.

Joe Rogan 35:40 ... who's a securities expert, that, um, the new Pegasus, Pegasus too-

Shane Gillis 35:43 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 35:44 ... they don't even need a link, they just need your phone number. Like, it's over.

Shane Gillis 35:47 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 35:48 Like all this idea of, like, encrypted this and fucking hidden that and ... I was trying to explain to a friend of mine, he carries around one of those weird phones, which, uh, you know, it's like, uh, uh, an Android phone that has some sort of top secret operating system, and there's-

Shane Gillis 36:02 (laughs) Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 36:03 And he thinks like, "No one can track me."

Shane Gillis 36:04 That they make in a factory.

Joe Rogan 36:05 And all I just, I go, "Hold on. Are you making phone calls?"

Shane Gillis 36:07 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 36:07 "Do you use text messages? Okay. Well, then your phone, it release, relates to the tower, and they know exactly where you are."

Shane Gillis 36:13 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 36:14 Like, there's one way, one way for you to hide the location. You have to take your phone, and you have to shut if off, and then put it in a Faraday bag. And he's like, "What's a Faraday bag?" You ever heard of the company Silent?

Shane Gillis 36:24 No.

Joe Rogan 36:24 SLNT. They, uh, make backpacks. And inside that backpack, there's a Faraday sleeve for your laptop and a Faraday sleeve for your iPhone.

Shane Gillis 36:33 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 36:33 Or your phone. And you put it in there, and you (fingers snap) you v- you vanish.

Shane Gillis 36:37 ... who's doing that? Who's vanishing?

Joe Rogan 36:40 A lot of people.

Shane Gillis 36:40 Why?

Joe Rogan 36:42 Well, (sighs) I don't know if you know about the state of the world today, but a lot of people are being tracked.

Shane Gillis 36:47 It's d- w- I don't know. Like, I have no need to vanish.

Joe Rogan 36:50 For now, you don't.

Shane Gillis 36:52 Yeah, but-

Joe Rogan 36:52 But if some shit gets weird.

Shane Gillis 36:55 Yeah, but who, how many people are getting, like, a company is making this for just regular dudes-

Joe Rogan 36:59 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 36:59 ... that are like, "I need to get off the grid."

Joe Rogan 37:00 Yeah, because someone, like say if you're in a, in a divorce. This is, uh, for silent, S-L-N-T, um, reconnect your right to disconnect. Yeah, if you, like say if you're going through a divorce or something like that and your wife fucking decides to track-

Shane Gillis 37:16 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 37:16 ... your phone everywhere.

Shane Gillis 37:19 That guy. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 37:19 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 37:19 Sorry.

Joe Rogan 37:19 He puts his hand up, "Hey-"

Shane Gillis 37:20 This isn't good. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 37:21 "... get away." Yeah.

Shane Gillis 37:23 My bad.

Joe Rogan 37:24 They work.

Shane Gillis 37:25 (sniffs) It's very funny they're still doing, like-

Joe Rogan 37:27 But once you start using your phone-

Shane Gillis 37:29 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 37:29 ... they know where you are.

Shane Gillis 37:30 Of course.

Joe Rogan 37:31 Yeah. I mean, if you're, you're fucking hiding from the CIA, guess what? You can't use a phone.

Shane Gillis 37:36 The CIA's gonna get you.

Joe Rogan 37:37 They're gonna get you.

Shane Gillis 37:38 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 37:38 And eventually, you're gonna use someone else's phone. They're gonna know who-

Shane Gillis 37:41 They got the president.

Joe Rogan 37:41 ... they-

Shane Gillis 37:41 They shot the president in the head.

Joe Rogan 37:42 Oh, yeah.

Shane Gillis 37:43 They're gonna get you.

Joe Rogan 37:44 Oh, yeah.

Shane Gillis 37:45 Also, who are you? What are you doing?

Joe Rogan 37:46 Yeah, what do you do?

Shane Gillis 37:47 I don't know. I don't... I mean, you, yeah. I'm not ge- again, I'm not getting on a plane with you again.

Joe Rogan 37:52 I assume-

Narrator 37:52 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 37:53 ... you're in trouble.

Joe Rogan 37:54 I assume-

Shane Gillis 37:55 They're gonna get you.

Joe Rogan 37:55 They're listening to everything I s- they got all my dick pics.

Shane Gillis 37:58 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 37:58 They got all my fucking, all my memes.

Shane Gillis 38:00 I'm just-

Joe Rogan 38:00 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 38:00 I- I'm gonna, every time I fucking jack off-

Narrator 38:03 Speaking of, yesterday the-

Shane Gillis 38:05 (laughs)

Narrator 38:05 ... the Grand Theft-

Joe Rogan 38:05 Don't cut me off there. (laughs)

Narrator 38:07 The Grand Theft Auto thing leaked. The trailer leaked and they, they said that the way it happened is because they probably uploaded it to YouTube. And once you do that, doesn't matter if a video's private or not, anyone, not anyone, but m- most people who work at YouTube have access to that now.

Joe Rogan 38:19 Right on.

Shane Gillis 38:20 Oh, okay.

Narrator 38:20 So thousands of people had accessed that file and could have stolen it immediately.

Shane Gillis 38:26 Anyway, anytime I jack off, I'm always worried somebody gets that footage.

Joe Rogan 38:30 Your phone's looking at you?

Shane Gillis 38:32 It is, but yeah, if somebody sees that face-

Joe Rogan 38:34 Probably is.

Shane Gillis 38:34 That face, just... (imitates phone vibrating)

Joe Rogan 38:37 (imitates phone vibrating) With a half hard dick.

Shane Gillis 38:38 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 38:39 You're thinking about quitting-

Shane Gillis 38:40 Just barely. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 38:40 ... but you're just determined to keep going.

Shane Gillis 38:42 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 38:42 'Cause you don't wanna stop once you start.

Shane Gillis 38:43 Gotta see if that zinc works.

Joe Rogan 38:45 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 38:45 Fucking-

Joe Rogan 38:46 See, measure your loads on a fucking-

Shane Gillis 38:49 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 38:49 ... on a scale.

Shane Gillis 38:52 Oh, this was good today.

Joe Rogan 38:53 Let's see. I, uh, I had five egg whites.

Shane Gillis 38:56 Yeah, that Waffle House paid off-

Joe Rogan 38:57 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 38:58 ... with a major load. (laughs) Yeah, if guys have little loads, they get sad. Like, aw.

Joe Rogan 39:05 What's all that?

Shane Gillis 39:05 It is just, it is depressing.

Joe Rogan 39:06 What's all that about?

Shane Gillis 39:07 Yeah. Jamie, you have little loads.

Joe Rogan 39:13 How do you know?

Narrator 39:13 From... How do you know?

Shane Gillis 39:15 Don't worry about it, brother. (laughs)

Narrator 39:16 Who the fuck are you looking at?

Joe Rogan 39:18 What the fuck are you saying?

Narrator 39:19 Do you have my c- do you have access to my phone?

Shane Gillis 39:21 Yes.

Joe Rogan 39:21 Jamie's got Pegasus 3.

Shane Gillis 39:22 Yes.

Joe Rogan 39:23 Which only gets your fucking loads.

Shane Gillis 39:25 I just go straight to Jamie. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 39:26 Whenever your, your, your link to YouPorn, it fucking sends a notification to Jamie's phone.

Shane Gillis 39:31 Yeah. (laughs) Oh, it's got mine.

Joe Rogan 39:32 And he watches you whack off.

Shane Gillis 39:34 (Laughs) My buddy-

Joe Rogan 39:35 You get more.

Shane Gillis 39:35 My buddy got fucked. He was, uh, shout out Lemaire. (laughs) He's gonna love this. He got, he got, he's got some great stories. One of them, we were on the road in fucking Milwaukee and he was like, "You know what? I'm gonna try to find an orgy."

Joe Rogan 39:49 What?

Shane Gillis 39:49 Which is cra- you know what I mean?

Joe Rogan 39:50 Try to find an orgy?

Shane Gillis 39:51 If you knew this guy, it would be even crazier to see this guy being like, "I should go to an orgy."

Joe Rogan 39:56 He just said, "I'm gonna go find an..."

Shane Gillis 39:58 Yeah. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 39:58 Who the fuck says that?

Shane Gillis 39:59 So he went on Reddit to Milwaukees Gone Wild.

Joe Rogan 40:03 Oh, my God.

Shane Gillis 40:03 He goes, whatever city we're in, he checks out their Gone Wild. And they were like, "We're having an orgy at the Days Inn." (laughs)

Joe Rogan 40:10 (laughs)

Narrator 40:11 For, for, for reference.

Shane Gillis 40:12 And he's like... (laughs)

Narrator 40:12 For reference, so you know what we're talking about.

Shane Gillis 40:13 Uh.

Joe Rogan 40:13 Just so you know, that guy was, and then he got, he paid like, they were like, "It's $100 a ticket." He was like, "All right, deal." Pays them $100, takes an Uber to the Days Inn in Milwaukee at like 3:00 AM. He gets there. He's in the lobby. He's like, "Hey, can you guys... I'm here." And they're like, "We're too busy fucking. We can't let you in." (laughs)

Shane Gillis 40:33 You know what I mean? (laughs) You know what I mean? It's just a complete scam. And he gets back to my house, we're in New York and he's like, "I gotta fuck it." He's like, "I'm gonna message them and be like, 'Give me that fucking money back.'" So he messages them and they're like, they must have his location somehow. So he messages them and he's like, "Hey, you guys fucked me on that." And they're like, "Actually, we're doing a, we're doing an orgy in Brooklyn tonight. We'll give you half off if you want to come to that."

Joe Rogan 40:59 Oh, my God.

Shane Gillis 40:59 It's like, dude, they just keep taking his money. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 41:01 He's so dumb.

Shane Gillis 41:02 They just keep taking his money. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 41:02 He's so dumb and he's just horny. He's like, "Yeah, yeah, it's worth it."

Shane Gillis 41:06 I could be wrong. They might've got him on a FaceTime. Somebody might've got him on a jacking off on FaceTime.

Joe Rogan 41:11 How they do that?

Shane Gillis 41:12 They say they're a girl. They don't show you who they are. They keep their screen black.

Joe Rogan 41:16 Oh, boy.

Shane Gillis 41:17 You whack off. They go-

Joe Rogan 41:18 Oh, boy.

Shane Gillis 41:19 ... "You owe us $5,000 and we're gonna release that video."

Joe Rogan 41:23 (sighs) Oh, Lemaire.

Shane Gillis 41:24 Shout out to Lemaire. I just fucked him. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 41:26 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 41:26 My bad, Lemaire. I love you.

Joe Rogan 41:27 Listen, what is it gonna do to him? It's only... Like people are gonna laugh.

Shane Gillis 41:30 It's a funny story.

Joe Rogan 41:31 It'll help his career.

Shane Gillis 41:32 He's told that story before.

Joe Rogan 41:33 Yeah, it'll help his career.

Shane Gillis 41:34 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 41:36 That's the thing about being a comic. It's not like being a journalist.

Shane Gillis 41:39 (laughs) Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 41:39 You know? (laughs)

Shane Gillis 41:41 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 41:41 If you're a journalist and you get busted jacking off to FaceTime, like, you're in real trouble. Like that Jeffrey Toobin guy.

Shane Gillis 41:48 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 41:48 That guy was in real trouble, like he lost his job. I think they brought him back on CNN, but everybody just kept calling him the jerk-off guy.

Shane Gillis 41:54 That's over. You're, you're done.

Joe Rogan 41:56 And then he went on Patrick Bet-David's podcast. He was like defending the vaccine like it was a, like a religious doctrine.

Shane Gillis 42:03 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 42:03 It was wild. It's like this guy was so scared-

Shane Gillis 42:05 Well, that guy's, yeah.

Joe Rogan 42:06 ... of being canceled, that like everything was like co- completely by the book. Like, whatever the, the, the narrative is that the mainstream media's pushing, this guy was all in with no questions asked.

Shane Gillis 42:20 He jacked off.

Joe Rogan 42:20 Yeah, he got caught jacking off.

Shane Gillis 42:22 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 42:22 That's just how it is. That's just how it is. If you're one-

Shane Gillis 42:25 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 42:25 ... of those guys, like you can't... You know. It's fucking dangerous being one of those guys.

Shane Gillis 42:30 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 42:30 Like you, you don't want them coming for you again. You got, you already got caught jacking off.

Shane Gillis 42:34 Getting caught jacking off is brutal.

Joe Rogan 42:37 Ugh.

Shane Gillis 42:37 That's a tough one. On a fucking Zoom?

Joe Rogan 42:41 ... the fact that you can't stop jerking off-

Shane Gillis 42:43 (laughs)

Narrator 42:43 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 42:43 ... while you're talking about the election (laughs) -

Narrator 42:47 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 42:47 ... with a bunch of other journalists. (laughs)

Shane Gillis 42:48 That just means the whole time he was talking, in the back of his head, he was like, "I'm gonna jack off."

Joe Rogan 42:51 Well, that's a real person-

Shane Gillis 42:53 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 42:53 ... as opposed to what these people portray themselves in the media, as these, like, m- moral authorities and these experts and these people of, of substantial reason. They're not that. They're fucking weirdos who are being confined by this job, and they're boxed into a very specific way of behaving and talking. And they put makeup on you, and they sit you in front of a camera, and you talk about whatever the fuck they tell you-

Shane Gillis 43:16 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 43:16 ... to talk about. And you pretend you're smarter than everybody else.

Shane Gillis 43:19 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 43:19 And when those people go on, like, a show-

Shane Gillis 43:22 They lack off.

Joe Rogan 43:22 ... where they get questioned, like when they went on... like, that guy went on the Patrick Bet-David podcast, like, you just see who they really are. It's like, "Oh, you're just some guy, and this is what you do."

Shane Gillis 43:30 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 43:32 And...

Shane Gillis 43:32 And they work for both. They work for CNN and Fox, and change their p- they're like girlfriends.

Joe Rogan 43:37 Yeah, they go back and forth.

Shane Gillis 43:37 Like, whoever I'm dating, I'm, that's my personality.

Joe Rogan 43:39 Well, didn't Tucker Carlson start at CNN?

Shane Gillis 43:42 Yes.

Joe Rogan 43:42 Yeah.

Narrator 43:43 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 43:44 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 43:44 He really, he is like... (laughs)

Joe Rogan 43:45 Bro, he's buck wild now.

Shane Gillis 43:46 His laugh's wild.

Joe Rogan 43:47 He's wild. I met him for the first time, met up at UFC.

Shane Gillis 43:49 I heard he's a man.

Joe Rogan 43:50 Very nice guy.

Shane Gillis 43:51 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 43:51 Very nice guy. Like, uh, like seemed genuine, shook his hand. "How you doing?" We talk, chitchat.

Shane Gillis 43:59 Yeah. Everything I've seen of him, he seems cool.

Joe Rogan 44:03 Listen, man-

Shane Gillis 44:03 Or like nice. Nah, I don't think that-

Joe Rogan 44:04 He's-

Shane Gillis 44:05 I wouldn't describe him as cool.

Joe Rogan 44:05 This is what he is.

Shane Gillis 44:07 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 44:07 He's odd.

Shane Gillis 44:09 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 44:09 He's odd. Like, he, there's no question about it, he's odd. Like, the way he laughs is odd.

Narrator 44:15 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 44:16 The way he communicates is odd. But I don't think he's a bad guy at all.

Shane Gillis 44:20 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 44:20 I, I think, I think what he does is very important for the most part. Like, some of the stuff is like, like when he f- found the dude who blew Obama.

Shane Gillis 44:28 Yeah, that guy.

Joe Rogan 44:28 Like, yo. (laughs)

Shane Gillis 44:30 (laughs) Yeah.

Joe Rogan 44:30 Like this is, "What are you doing here?"

Shane Gillis 44:32 Yeah, yeah. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 44:32 Like, "What is this?"

Shane Gillis 44:33 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 44:33 Like, this is, I mean, this is the same guy that's exposing fraud in the CIA. This is the same guy that wants to release the Kennedy files. And then he's like, "Also-"

Shane Gillis 44:41 Then he's tossing in...

Joe Rogan 44:42 "This guy blew the president."

Shane Gillis 44:43 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 44:43 Like, what, that's...

Shane Gillis 44:44 What?

Joe Rogan 44:46 Even if he did, who fucking cares? I kinda wanna know, but who cares?

Shane Gillis 44:51 (laughs) That...

Joe Rogan 44:52 I mean, I'm kinda happy he did. (laughs)

Shane Gillis 44:54 That's big. (laughs) That's big news. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 44:57 I know, but is it shocking? I mean, if you're, if you're pr-

Shane Gillis 45:00 Yes.

Joe Rogan 45:00 If you're a guy and you're running for president and you're gay, you're not telling anybody, not in this day and age. There's just way too many people that wouldn't... They would think you're a freak. There's way too many people that unfairly associate gay people with some other kind of perversion as well.

Shane Gillis 45:16 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 45:16 They don't just think this is just, you know, just like how you like women, this guy likes men, we should all be free. And, and clearly it is how he is. This is not some wacky thing like being addicted to gambling.

Shane Gillis 45:29 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 45:29 This is like a thing that is in your genes, and we need to accept it. I- if we're gonna be a kind, compassionate society, we need to accept it.

Shane Gillis 45:37 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 45:38 But there's a lot of people that automatically will associate homosexuality with some kind of perversion for whatever unfortunate reason.

Shane Gillis 45:48 Well, it's 'cause, the reason is 'cause it's guys fucking each other in the butt. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 45:52 (laughs)

Narrator 45:52 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 45:53 So that throws some people off. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 45:54 (laughs) That throws people off a little bit. But it, but that should be-

Shane Gillis 45:57 That's not funny, Jamie.

Joe Rogan 45:57 ... completely legal. It gets lumped into, like, pedophilia. And then whenever there's a pedophile that happens to be gay, then people are like, "See?"

Shane Gillis 46:07 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 46:07 But there's just a lot of pedophiles.

Shane Gillis 46:10 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 46:10 You know? I mean, that's the, that's the creepiest thing. Like, as-

Shane Gillis 46:13 Oh, I got sent a documentary last night about this lady.

Joe Rogan 46:16 Ugh.

Shane Gillis 46:17 This lady who fucked a 12-year-old student, and she got pregnant.

Joe Rogan 46:22 Ooh.

Shane Gillis 46:23 Uh, fuck's her name?

Joe Rogan 46:25 Why does that not bother me nearly as much as male pedophiles?

Shane Gillis 46:29 It's because it's fucking cool.

Joe Rogan 46:31 Yeah. (laughs)

Narrator 46:32 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 46:32 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 46:32 He found out about something cool later.

Shane Gillis 46:33 It's the coolest shit, dude. (laughs)

Narrator 46:34 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 46:34 He found out about something cool a little sooner than he should have.

Shane Gillis 46:36 Although, I think he got...

Joe Rogan 46:37 It's always a lady.

Shane Gillis 46:38 I think he got a little damaged.

Joe Rogan 46:39 Of course he got damaged. I'm just kidding. I have a friend of mine that got really fucked up by that.

Shane Gillis 46:43 Yeah, Mary Kay.

Narrator 46:44 Oh, this is similar too, but...

Shane Gillis 46:46 No, that's the... Oh, that, well, that was the one I got, was the Mary Kay one.

Narrator 46:49 (sighs) Okay.

Joe Rogan 46:50 Mm. Mary Kay Letourneau. Oh, yeah. That was a famous one.

Shane Gillis 46:54 It's a wild lady.

Joe Rogan 46:55 Yeah, he was 13. She started to have sex with him when he was 13.

Shane Gillis 46:58 Damn, she was already the mother of four and had a-

Narrator 47:00 (sighs)

Shane Gillis 47:00 ... well, marriage that was disintegrating. Yeah, obviously. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 47:03 Imagine the first sex you get, you don't even get to have sex with a fellow teenager. You gotta bang this old lady who's had 50 kids.

Narrator 47:08 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 47:09 You don't even know.

Shane Gillis 47:09 50 kids.

Joe Rogan 47:12 I mean...

Shane Gillis 47:13 That's him now, dude.

Joe Rogan 47:13 I think they got married-

Narrator 47:15 Yeah, yeah.

Shane Gillis 47:15 He's...

Joe Rogan 47:15 ... after-

Narrator 47:16 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 47:16 ... they split up.

Narrator 47:17 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 47:17 And then she went to jail, and then they still got married.

Narrator 47:19 Oh, she passed away in 2020.

Shane Gillis 47:21 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 47:21 Oh. Of what?

Shane Gillis 47:23 Uh...

Joe Rogan 47:23 Died at 58?

Shane Gillis 47:24 I think she had butt, butt cancer. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 47:26 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 47:27 I swear to God. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 47:27 No. Are you serious?

Shane Gillis 47:29 I swear to God.

Joe Rogan 47:29 He was just shooting loads in there forever.

Shane Gillis 47:32 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 47:34 That's, like, probably so bad for your butt.

Shane Gillis 47:36 Cum?

Joe Rogan 47:37 Do you get a bunch of cum in there?

Shane Gillis 47:39 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 47:40 (laughs) I'm just guessing. (laughs)

Narrator 47:41 (laughs)

47:41 That's what I'm saying. (watch ticking)

Shane Gillis 47:46 Ge-

Joe Rogan 47:46 I'm just guessing.

Shane Gillis 47:47 It's Jeff, Jeff.

Narrator 47:52 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 47:53 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 47:53 (laughs)

Narrator 47:53 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 47:53 I'm just guessing.

Shane Gillis 47:54 Could be bad for you, I don't know.

Joe Rogan 47:55 It might be bad, probably not good. Like, otherwise everybody would do it.

Shane Gillis 47:58 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 47:58 Imagine if that was, like, the s- the key to longevity. We have found, you know, and this is the reason why ancient cultures-

Shane Gillis 48:04 I mean, if I had to do it.

Joe Rogan 48:07 If you had to do it. If you had to fuck a-

Shane Gillis 48:09 No. (laughs)

Narrator 48:10 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 48:10 Mm. If you had to fuck a guy. I was telling Tony the other day, I'd fuck a guy who still wears a mask. Like, "Shut up."

Shane Gillis 48:16 Yeah. (laughs) You'd finally fuck a guy... (laughs)

Joe Rogan 48:18 If a guy's still wearing a mask in 2023, I'll pick him.

Shane Gillis 48:21 I still... Yeah, I saw a guy on the plane yesterday wearing a mask. Got rock-

Joe Rogan 48:25 Yeah. (sighs)

Shane Gillis 48:25 ... rock hard when I saw him.

Joe Rogan 48:27 Listen, I feel bad for them. I really do. At this point, I feel bad for them. They just feel like they're just, they're just not getting good information, they're lost, they're scared, they're confused.

Shane Gillis 48:35 I get, I get it, though, I get the... It did, that fucked me up as far as like, 'cause for like a year I was afraid of, like, talking close to people. You know what I mean?

Joe Rogan 48:44 I was afraid for, I was afraid for quite a few months.

Shane Gillis 48:45 For how- however long that was-

Joe Rogan 48:46 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 48:46 ... I was... That, like, fucked me up for a while.

Joe Rogan 48:48 Yeah. I feel like until I got to Texas, I was afraid.

Shane Gillis 48:51 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 48:51 ... but LA was afraid. Like, it was in the air.

Shane Gillis 48:55 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 48:55 Like people were freaked the fuck out, man. They were weirded out. Like d- B- Bill Burr on his podcast was yelling at someone who was across the street who didn't have a mask on. He talked about it on the pod. "What, no mask?" Bill was all-

Shane Gillis 49:07 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 49:07 ... in on that nonsense.

Shane Gillis 49:09 He was.

Joe Rogan 49:10 But I swear to God, it's in the air there. I feel like if he was here, he wouldn't have done that. Th- there's a thing that's real.

Shane Gillis 49:18 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 49:18 And you could feel it when you go to other countries, for sure, is that people have... There's a different vibe that the people there have. And if you're- i- we are... Vibes and people's, uh, thoughts and their energy is very contagious. It's very contagious. And if you're around people that are freaked out, you're gonna be more freaked out than you would be if you were around people who weren't. And most people have a certain level of anxiety anyway. I mean, there's a reason why they're selling so much Xanax. There's a reason why so many people are on SSRIs. There's a lot of people out there that are not on a good path, th- whether it's because of their own fault or whether it's decisions that were made that affected them, or there's the way they were raised, or the fucking environment they find themselves in.

Shane Gillis 50:04 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 50:04 I'm not casting any blame on people, but there's a certain percentage of the population that is just already fucked up, and then COVID came along, and it just ran... And I think there was more people that are already fucked up in these high population urb- urban areas.

Shane Gillis 50:22 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 50:22 And I think it's just natural, 'cause I don't think people are supposed to be, like, stacked on top of each other like that. Like one of the things that I felt when I went up Scotland, you feel relaxed, like almost immediately. And I was like, "I think..." And we were all talking about this, that... We were like, I think when you're around a shit ton of people, whether you recognize it or not, there's something you're experiencing. There's energy you're experiencing. Whether it's just because there's so many numbers and you're paying attention to all these different people-

Shane Gillis 50:53 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 50:53 ... and kinda like seeing, looking around you, and, and taking in all this data, where there's a lot of noise-

Shane Gillis 50:59 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 50:59 ... or whether it's like there's physical energy that comes off of people, that we just don't know how to measure yet.

Shane Gillis 51:05 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 51:05 I'm more inclined to think that, because I... This is why I like the mountains so much. When I go to the mountains, dude, I feel better.

Shane Gillis 51:13 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 51:13 Like you feel like (exhales) , like it... Whatever the fuck-

Shane Gillis 51:18 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 51:18 ... is fucking with people in cities... And so if you go to cities and everybody's all ramped up and crazy, like why are they so ramped up like that but they're not in Scotland?

Shane Gillis 51:27 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 51:27 Because you're not supposed to be stacked on top of each other like that. This is some new thing we're trying out.

Shane Gillis 51:32 Yeah, I get in a bad mood.

Joe Rogan 51:33 It's not good for you.

Shane Gillis 51:34 'Cause if you gotta walk behind someone slow.

Joe Rogan 51:36 Oh, God, yeah.

Shane Gillis 51:37 I'm just furious all day. Traffic and then that-

Joe Rogan 51:39 And people in New York-

Shane Gillis 51:40 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 51:40 ... they behave as if you're not gonna punch them. They'll, like, knock into you and talk shit. I've, I've seen people talk shit to people-

Shane Gillis 51:47 (laughs) Yeah.

Joe Rogan 51:48 ... for no reason on the street. Like this is wild.

Shane Gillis 51:50 Yeah. And they get punched.

Joe Rogan 51:52 Yeah. They should get punched.

Shane Gillis 51:53 In New York, they continuously get punched and keep going.

Joe Rogan 51:56 Some guy hit my fucking car with a briefcase once.

Shane Gillis 51:59 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 51:59 And I came that close to stopping the car.

Shane Gillis 52:03 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 52:03 I was coming home from some stupid fucking audition that I didn't wanna do, and this dork, this dork in his glasses, and I was in the intersection, and the... my light was green, and they were all jaywalking, and he just decided to hit my fucking car-

Shane Gillis 52:19 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 52:19 ... with his ba- with his fucking briefcase. If it wasn't a piece-of-shit car, I might have brained him.

Shane Gillis 52:25 You should've got him.

Joe Rogan 52:25 I was thinking about braining him.

Shane Gillis 52:27 You should got hit him with the-

Joe Rogan 52:27 I was thinking about just-

Shane Gillis 52:28 ... spinning back heel. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 52:29 I was just gonna hit the fucking e-brake and just run out and brain him.

Shane Gillis 52:33 Yeah. I mean that's, that's the shit.

Joe Rogan 52:36 Just shut him off.

Shane Gillis 52:37 And no one would do anything. That's the thing.

Joe Rogan 52:39 Back then, I could've got away with it too, 'cause this is the '90s.

Shane Gillis 52:41 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 52:41 It wasn't like there was cameras anywhere. 'Cause he probably would've... his head probably would've bounced off the concrete and that would've been a wrap. That's how people die, dude.

Shane Gillis 52:49 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 52:50 Like if you're gonna brain someone in the street, (sighs) you really should kick them in the body.

Shane Gillis 52:55 You hit them with a (laughs) body.

Joe Rogan 52:56 You gotta body kick them.

Shane Gillis 52:57 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 52:57 Yeah, you really should body kick them, 'cause you don't wanna kill them.

Shane Gillis 53:00 Yeah. You don't want them to hurt.

Joe Rogan 53:01 If you kick someone in the head in the street, you very, very likely could kill them. There's like a two out of 10 possibility that you're gonna kill them.

Shane Gillis 53:09 That would get you some respect in prison, though.

Joe Rogan 53:11 Blah. (laughs)

Shane Gillis 53:12 You know what I mean? If they're like-

Joe Rogan 53:13 Hey, bro.

Shane Gillis 53:13 ... "What's he in for?"

Joe Rogan 53:14 He hit my fucking car with a briefcase.

Shane Gillis 53:16 I roundhoused him and he died. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 53:17 It's like, "Oh, shit." The Earth killed him, I didn't kill him, I just knocked him out.

Shane Gillis 53:21 Now, you know what come's good for your butt? You're like, "Oh."

Joe Rogan 53:22 I heard it's bad-

Shane Gillis 53:23 What?

Joe Rogan 53:23 ... for your butt.

Shane Gillis 53:24 (laughs) What?

Joe Rogan 53:24 That's what I heard. I heard-

Shane Gillis 53:24 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 53:24 ... it's bad.

Shane Gillis 53:25 I don't... (laughs)

Joe Rogan 53:28 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 53:28 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 53:29 I just don't like the level of tension that's involved when there's so many people around.

Shane Gillis 53:32 I get, I g- I mean, you're still here. In Austin.

Joe Rogan 53:35 And this-

Shane Gillis 53:35 And it's traffic.

Joe Rogan 53:36 ... there's like this attitude.

Shane Gillis 53:37 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 53:37 This urban attitude. Yeah, it's not that bad here though. Dude, even... There's just not enough people here. The, the level-

Shane Gillis 53:43 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 53:43 ... the feeling, when I got here, when I first moved here, I was like, "Oh, this is the right number of people."

Shane Gillis 53:48 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 53:48 It's like a number of people where you can sustain a, a... like great restaurants, you can sustain a great university, you can sustain a bunch of good businesses.

Shane Gillis 53:56 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 53:56 Like, this... It's plenty big.

Shane Gillis 53:58 Yeah, it's definitely better than New York as far as-

Joe Rogan 54:01 Oh, God, yeah.

Shane Gillis 54:02 Although I was there yesterday and, uh, just see the, the plaza near the central park, it was fucking nice.

Joe Rogan 54:09 Great.

Shane Gillis 54:09 I was just walking around.

Joe Rogan 54:10 Dude, I love visiting.

Shane Gillis 54:11 It was very nice.

Joe Rogan 54:12 I love visiting New York.

Shane Gillis 54:13 Yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 54:14 Yeah. I got these guys in the Bronx, GNR Deli, you ever, you ever have-

Shane Gillis 54:18 No.

Joe Rogan 54:18 Dude, this is like the best-

Shane Gillis 54:21 I've never went to the fucking Bronx.

Joe Rogan 54:22 ... Italian, Italian sub I've ever had-

Shane Gillis 54:23 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 54:23 ... in my fucking life. It's called the Bronx Godfather. We went, and the last time we went for the UFC-

Shane Gillis 54:27 These fucking Wops are never original.

Joe Rogan 54:30 What are you talking about?

Shane Gillis 54:30 You Italians, like this one's the Godfather.

Joe Rogan 54:33 I, I didn't name it.

Shane Gillis 54:34 You Italians. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 54:35 (laughs) My people named it. But dude, it's fucking... it's the best food. It's terrible for you. These people all look like they're just filled with inflammation. They're all just eating pasta all day, but they live in the fucking Bronx- Goddamn, they look like they're having a great time.

Shane Gillis 54:48 ... who gives a fuck? Yeah.

Joe Rogan 54:48 They're having a great time.

Shane Gillis 54:49 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 54:49 And they're eating. God bless.

Shane Gillis 54:51 Just grow up, dude. Just grow up.

Joe Rogan 54:52 Forget about your diet. This guy always says that, "Forget about your diet."

Shane Gillis 54:56 ... and then they watch the Yankees not make the playoffs.

Joe Rogan 54:58 Fuck! (laughs)

Shane Gillis 55:00 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 55:00 (laughs) Fuck! That's what I wanted. This is, t- come on, look at this guy's subs. Shut the fuck up. Tell me that doesn't-

Shane Gillis 55:06 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 55:06 That's a chicken cutlet. Come on, son. Look at that.

Shane Gillis 55:11 Alex.

Joe Rogan 55:12 L- look at this sandwich. Look at this. We're slicing this thing open. Tell me you're not hungry.

Shane Gillis 55:15 I actually, I am hungry.

Joe Rogan 55:16 Oh. Look at these guys. (laughs) Guys. He's hungry too. Look at his face. He's ready to munch. (laughs) It, it was looking like he was about to fuck. He had a... (laughs) That's my friend Tommy.

Shane Gillis 55:26 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 55:26 That was my friend, Tommy Jr. I've been friends with that dude for-

Shane Gillis 55:29 He's about to fuck one of these sandwiches.

Joe Rogan 55:30 ... 30 years.

Shane Gillis 55:33 You could fuck one of those sandwiches.

Joe Rogan 55:34 You could if you had to. Um.

Shane Gillis 55:37 No problem.

Joe Rogan 55:38 Great people, though. Very, f- fucking the nicest people. Salty deals.

Shane Gillis 55:40 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 55:40 And the food is insane. But I just, uh, I don't remember how we got to that. (laughs) Okay. What were we talking about? How did we get to sandwiches? I got hungry.

Shane Gillis 55:48 Living in city sucks, but, oh, I was just saying, you know-

Joe Rogan 55:50 But yeah, but you, but they have great food.

Shane Gillis 55:52 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 55:52 New York has the best Italian food.

Shane Gillis 55:54 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 55:54 It's so good. I fucking love going there. I love going there.

Shane Gillis 55:58 Yeah. I d- I, I do... I wouldn't say I miss New York, but I do. I l- I...

Joe Rogan 56:02 I like going.

Shane Gillis 56:03 New York rules.

Joe Rogan 56:04 I just don't wanna live there.

Shane Gillis 56:05 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 56:05 I'm too... Whatever it is. Whatever it is. I like, I like wilder- I want a ranch. That's what I want. I want some place where there's like, I'm, I'm wake up, I see deer, and I hear birds chirping and shit.

Shane Gillis 56:17 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 56:17 That's what I like.

Shane Gillis 56:18 It is fun to see deer. I got a house, my family and I, we have a house in the Poconos.

Joe Rogan 56:23 Oh, nice.

Shane Gillis 56:23 But those deer are shitty.

Joe Rogan 56:25 They're shitty?

Shane Gillis 56:26 They're like scraggly.

Joe Rogan 56:26 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 56:27 They're fucked up deer.

Joe Rogan 56:29 Well, they-

Shane Gillis 56:29 They're always around the house, and they're fucking dirty.

Joe Rogan 56:31 They probably have a lot of diseases too.

Shane Gillis 56:32 You see them, and you're like, "Oh, nice deer." And then you see them up close, you're like, "Oh, no."

Joe Rogan 56:35 There's a thing called, uh, CWD, chronic wasting disease, it's, uh, tearing through deer.

Shane Gillis 56:41 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 56:41 And, uh, to the point where there's a lot of people that are scared to eat deer in certain places, like in-

Shane Gillis 56:46 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 56:46 ... certain spots in Wisconsin. My buddy, Doug Duren, he, um, is a part of this, uh, conservation effort to try to like mitigate this spread of this disease, and they're trying to sh- actually shoot more deer 'cause it, they're trying to lower the population so that-

Shane Gillis 57:01 (laughs) I love it.

Joe Rogan 57:01 ... there's less of them to get at.

Shane Gillis 57:02 It is funny that hunters... I know it is the correct move, but it's always like, "We gotta-"

Joe Rogan 57:06 Sorry.

Shane Gillis 57:07 "... we're gonna have to kill more of them."

Joe Rogan 57:08 Sorry, we're gonna have to kill more of them.

Shane Gillis 57:09 (laughs) We have to kill.

Joe Rogan 57:09 But they, they really do in this case because, you know, i- if you've ever been in the Midwest, the fucking deer are everywhere.

Shane Gillis 57:15 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 57:16 It's w- my buddy, John Dudley, owns a, a hunting farm. Okay? This guy is like one of the best bow hunters on Earth. He teaches archery. It's a different level of th- like if you had a-

Shane Gillis 57:28 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 57:28 ... like, you know how I opened up the mothership? Well, this guy developed this-

Shane Gillis 57:32 With deer.

Joe Rogan 57:32 ... his deer farm.

Shane Gillis 57:33 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 57:33 It's like one of those type deals. And there's a few of these guys, like there's this other guy named Lee Lukoske has a similar situation. And they live in Iowa-

Shane Gillis 57:41 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 57:41 ... just to hunt deer. Like, it's a religion, dude. They have cameras set up all around the property so they can find out when a guy is in the neighborhood. So, they, they, they try to sp- 'cause these big bucks are smart.

Shane Gillis 57:55 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 57:55 And they know they're being hunted, and so most of them go nocturnal, until the ladies wanna party.

Shane Gillis 58:02 (laughs) Yeah.

Joe Rogan 58:03 And that's when you get them. When, when they wind up... Hunting season is during the rut, and so-

Shane Gillis 58:08 You gotta risk it all.

Joe Rogan 58:09 They just, they get so horny that guys have walked, made videos where they walk right up to a deer, like this big deer is just standing there-

Shane Gillis 58:16 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 58:16 ... in the middle of the woods. They walk right up to him, touch him, and go, "Hey man, you okay?"

Shane Gillis 58:19 (laughs) No, he's not, dude.

Joe Rogan 58:19 Like he's just, he's so fucked out.

Shane Gillis 58:21 He's as horny as it gets.

Joe Rogan 58:22 He's probably fucked out. He probably-

Shane Gillis 58:24 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 58:24 ... fucked like 30 does that day.

Shane Gillis 58:26 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 58:26 And he's like standing-

Shane Gillis 58:27 "Fuck, kill me."

Joe Rogan 58:28 ... with his face (laughs) -

Shane Gillis 58:28 "Kill me, dude."

Joe Rogan 58:29 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 58:30 "I'm done."

Joe Rogan 58:31 He's been listening to 30 stupid stories-

Shane Gillis 58:33 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 58:33 ... and fucking-

Shane Gillis 58:34 Ugh.

Joe Rogan 58:35 ... uh, t- talking about, "And then she said to me," and I was like, "You are not gonna talk to me like that again."

Shane Gillis 58:38 I mean, I, yeah.

Joe Rogan 58:39 And then he's like, "Yeah, yeah, we're crazy. We're awful."

Shane Gillis 58:42 I don't wanna sound too misogynistic, but even you starting to say that-

Joe Rogan 58:43 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 58:43 ... I, my brain shut off. "And then she said." I was just like... (laughs)

Joe Rogan 58:47 No, (laughs) it just went into a dark place.

Shane Gillis 58:49 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 58:50 But there's so many videos of guys like walking up to a deer and touching it with an arrow. Like, "Hey man, you all right?" Like-

Shane Gillis 58:56 Yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 58:56 ... "What are you, fuck are you doing here?" And the deer's like, "Huh?"

Shane Gillis 58:58 He's just horny, bro.

Joe Rogan 58:59 They're just so fucked out or so horny that they literally are so confused that they let someone walk right up to them.

Shane Gillis 59:07 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 59:07 Like that's how much it affects the brain. And they only get to fuck once a year, so imagine-

Shane Gillis 59:11 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 59:12 ... human beings are like that, but human beings, we can have sex 365 days a year. Just imagine if all human beings only bred in November. And so some (laughs) fucking November rolls around, and everybody goes crazy. That's what it's like in the deer world.

Shane Gillis 59:28 I mean, it would be war.

Joe Rogan 59:29 War!

Shane Gillis 59:29 It would be war every November would be-

Joe Rogan 59:31 It would be horrific. You'd have to hide your family. Look at this deer. During the rut with his arrow. Hey, bro. (clicks tongue) Look at him. He's like, "Huh?"

Narrator 59:46 Go away, man. You need to go to sleep it off.

Shane Gillis 59:51 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 59:52 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 59:52 You gotta go to sleep.

Joe Rogan 59:53 That dude is, he can't even stand. Look, he's standing cockeyed. Oh. Finally figured it out. Finally he snapped out of it and took off. That is wild, dude.

Shane Gillis 1:00:02 That's crazy.

Joe Rogan 1:00:03 That's wild. And how-

Shane Gillis 1:00:05 Oh, that scared me.

Joe Rogan 1:00:05 And shout out to that dude for not smoking it.

Shane Gillis 1:00:08 He should've point blanked it.

Joe Rogan 1:00:09 'Cause he had a fucking arrow in his hand.

Shane Gillis 1:00:11 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:00:11 He could've smoked it. That shows how many hunters are out there that are like that guy. They're ethical.

Shane Gillis 1:00:15 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:00:15 Also, that's a little deer. You don't really wanna shoot that.

Shane Gillis 1:00:17 Really?

Joe Rogan 1:00:18 Yeah. That's a... Let me see that again?

Shane Gillis 1:00:19 That's a little pumper.

Joe Rogan 1:00:20 That is a... Yeah, that's like a one-year-old deer. See how he has l- very tiny antlers?

Shane Gillis 1:00:26 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:00:26 Maybe two. He might be two years old, but that's about it. He's not old.

Shane Gillis 1:00:31 What the fuck?

Joe Rogan 1:00:33 Like but if you were in a place that has low deer population density-

Narrator 1:00:36 Oh, look at you.

Joe Rogan 1:00:36 ... or low buck density- Like some places like, they'll just shoot any buck, you know, 'cause you could shoot any buck. The m- the l- some places have different rules, like they have to have fork tines. They can't be like stubs. They can't be what's called a button buck. What a button buck is, they're barely, they're so young, they're barely have antlers.

Shane Gillis 1:00:55 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:00:55 They have these little nub, but they're still a male, so you're technically allowed to shoot-

Shane Gillis 1:00:58 I'm a button buck.

Joe Rogan 1:00:58 ... in some places (laughs) you know. Oh, you're a big old fucking-

Shane Gillis 1:01:01 You saw that ice plunge.

Joe Rogan 1:01:02 You're a big old trophy buck.

Shane Gillis 1:01:03 You saw that.

Joe Rogan 1:01:03 You're gonna get to fuck... That ice plunge doesn't count. That's not fair.

Shane Gillis 1:01:06 Your dick's gone.

Joe Rogan 1:01:07 Yeah, 37 degrees for three minutes, your dick's gone.... and with that water flowing, too.

Shane Gillis 1:01:11 Even, yeah. I took a shower after. I was like-

Joe Rogan 1:01:14 That one's rougher. That's the, the, the blue cube? The one we have in the studio, that's the roughest one. That's the roughest one.

Shane Gillis 1:01:19 I will say this about cold plunges. The only thing you do after you do a cold plunge is tell people you took a cold plunge.

Joe Rogan 1:01:24 You can't shut the fuck up.

Shane Gillis 1:01:24 I can't shut the fuck up about it.

Joe Rogan 1:01:25 It's like people who get into yoga.

Shane Gillis 1:01:27 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:01:27 They can't shut the fuck up.

Shane Gillis 1:01:28 I understand.

Joe Rogan 1:01:29 'Cause they feel good.

Shane Gillis 1:01:29 I've always judged those people.

Joe Rogan 1:01:30 Me too.

Shane Gillis 1:01:31 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:01:32 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 1:01:32 Now every conversation I have is-

Joe Rogan 1:01:34 I've been those people. I am those people.

Shane Gillis 1:01:34 I've been the cold plungers.

Joe Rogan 1:01:35 I am those people.

Shane Gillis 1:01:36 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:01:36 Yeah. I'm those people with almost everything I like. (sniffs)

Shane Gillis 1:01:39 I get it.

Joe Rogan 1:01:40 Yeah. It's a problem.

Shane Gillis 1:01:42 Not really.

Joe Rogan 1:01:43 But that fucking thing's awesome.

Shane Gillis 1:01:44 I thought you were, I thought you were wrong about the cold plunge.

Joe Rogan 1:01:47 (smacks lips) No, we didn't-

Shane Gillis 1:01:48 When we did, me, Ari, and Mark stuck our fucking, just our hands in the cold plunge-

Joe Rogan 1:01:52 Right.

Shane Gillis 1:01:52 ... to see if we could do 30 seconds.

Joe Rogan 1:01:54 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 1:01:54 And it was like, "No. Fuck this. I'm never doing that."

Joe Rogan 1:01:57 Meanwhile, you did three minutes today.

Shane Gillis 1:01:58 Yeah, 'cause-

Joe Rogan 1:01:59 Look at you. You're a stud now.

Shane Gillis 1:02:00 No, no. (laughs) I just needed, uh, you standing there going, "Get in there, bitch."

Joe Rogan 1:02:04 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 1:02:04 "Get in there, pussy." And I was like, "I'm not a pussy, Joe." (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:02:07 Oh. Come on, man. You got in pretty easy.

Shane Gillis 1:02:09 Today w-

Joe Rogan 1:02:09 The first time you did it was rough, but now you're pretty accustomed to it.

Shane Gillis 1:02:12 Yeah. Well, the first time you get in it, it s- sucks the fucking wind out of you, and you're like... (pants)

Joe Rogan 1:02:14 You've done it at least, what, eight, nine times now? How many times you done it?

Shane Gillis 1:02:17 Yeah. Every time.

Joe Rogan 1:02:18 Yeah. Yeah. You're-

Shane Gillis 1:02:19 I enjoy it.

Joe Rogan 1:02:20 It's good. It really is worth it.

Shane Gillis 1:02:22 I enjoy being done with it. It's fucking... Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:02:23 How good does it feel when you get out of there?

Shane Gillis 1:02:26 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:02:27 You feel like you're on the best drug.

Shane Gillis 1:02:29 Yes.

Joe Rogan 1:02:29 A good, like a super manageable drug.

Shane Gillis 1:02:31 Genuinely feels like molly.

Joe Rogan 1:02:32 Yeah. Like if someone ever wants to borrow money, they need to catch me right when I'm coming out of the sauna.

Shane Gillis 1:02:36 Yeah. (laughs) Yeah, sure man.

Joe Rogan 1:02:36 Right when I'm coming out of the sauna or the cold plunge.

Shane Gillis 1:02:38 I've also noticed when I get out of it, I can't shut the fuck up.

Joe Rogan 1:02:41 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 1:02:41 I get out, I'm just yapping.

Joe Rogan 1:02:42 Giddy.

Shane Gillis 1:02:43 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:02:43 You're just giddy.

Shane Gillis 1:02:43 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:02:44 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 1:02:44 It's nice. I haven't been happy in a while, so (laughs) it's good. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:02:47 Yeah, you can be happy every day. Just get one of those fucking things for your backyard. We'll hook it up.

Shane Gillis 1:02:52 Maybe.

Joe Rogan 1:02:53 Dude, you should have one. Dude. I'm telling you.

Shane Gillis 1:02:55 I ca- yeah, well, you're gonna have to come over and call me a pussy.

Joe Rogan 1:02:57 I'll come over-

Shane Gillis 1:02:58 (laughs) You're gonna have to call me a pussy.

Joe Rogan 1:02:59 I'll come over if you're not that far away from me.

Shane Gillis 1:02:59 Otherwise, otherwise I'll never get in there.

Joe Rogan 1:03:01 Bro, you don't live that far away from me. I will drive over to your house before shows, and we'll both do it together.

Shane Gillis 1:03:05 Call me gay-

Joe Rogan 1:03:07 Yeah, we'll both do it together.

Shane Gillis 1:03:07 ... and then I'll, I'll do it.

Joe Rogan 1:03:08 It'd be great to do right before a show.

Shane Gillis 1:03:10 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:03:10 Wake you right up. And you feel, like, you know that sometimes, (sighs) when you have, like, Saturday shows, and you're like, "Fuck, you went out Friday night, and then-

Shane Gillis 1:03:18 Yeah, every single Saturday.

Joe Rogan 1:03:18 ... you slept in the hotel."

Shane Gillis 1:03:19 Every single Saturday.

Joe Rogan 1:03:20 And you didn't get good sleep-

Shane Gillis 1:03:20 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:03:20 ... 'cause you're not at home.

Shane Gillis 1:03:22 Yeah. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:03:22 And then you have lunch, and it's not very good for you, whatever the fuck you're eating.

Shane Gillis 1:03:25 (laughs) You go to Denny's.

Joe Rogan 1:03:26 And then you're like, "Okay, it's 6:00, show's at 8:00, fuck. I gotta wake up."

Shane Gillis 1:03:30 I usually jack off and take a nap.

Joe Rogan 1:03:32 Mm, that'll work.

Shane Gillis 1:03:32 That does, does something. It d- I don't know if it helps. I literally wake up-

Joe Rogan 1:03:36 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 1:03:37 ... 20 minutes (laughs) before the car is coming and I'm like, "Oh, shit."

Joe Rogan 1:03:41 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 1:03:42 You forget you're doing a show.

Joe Rogan 1:03:43 Ah.

Shane Gillis 1:03:44 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:03:45 If you had a cold plunge in your room, just plop in there. You're on the, like, the path to, like, making yourself a better person, Shane.

Shane Gillis 1:03:53 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:03:53 What the fuck?

Shane Gillis 1:03:55 You feel this?

Joe Rogan 1:03:55 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 1:03:55 Do you feel this?

Joe Rogan 1:03:56 You're on a spiritual journey.

Shane Gillis 1:03:57 No.

Joe Rogan 1:03:58 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 1:03:58 (laughs) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:04:01 Inside joke?

Shane Gillis 1:04:02 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:04:03 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 1:04:03 I- I am on a spiritual journey right now.

Joe Rogan 1:04:05 Mm.

Shane Gillis 1:04:06 Uh, no, I, yeah, that'd be cool to be better.

Joe Rogan 1:04:10 Yeah. Well, these workouts will help.

Shane Gillis 1:04:11 They'll help.

Joe Rogan 1:04:12 We just, all you have to do is just stay consistent.

Shane Gillis 1:04:14 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:04:14 Stay consistent. Everybody feels better. I mean, we were talking to Hasan today. He's like, "God, I feel so much better." He was saying that he's getting m- more attractive women hitting him up on dating apps. I'm like, "I don't think it's-"

Shane Gillis 1:04:23 We had to let that, (laughs) you really had to let that go.

Joe Rogan 1:04:25 Yeah. (laughs)

Shane Gillis 1:04:25 We heard from Hasan and Hasan was like, (sniffs) "I'm definitely getting stronger."

Joe Rogan 1:04:29 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 1:04:29 "I'm getting more attractive women on dating sites to respond." I'm like, "We got Jacks in your pictures."

Joe Rogan 1:04:33 I think it's because of my five workouts. (laughs)

Shane Gillis 1:04:35 Yeah. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:04:38 He's awesome though. But he does feel better.

Shane Gillis 1:04:40 He is.

Joe Rogan 1:04:40 He feels better. More confident.

Shane Gillis 1:04:42 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:04:43 How wild is it that he was doing that Muslim prayer? A s- so for people who don't know, our friend Hasan is a hilarious comic, works at the Mothership. Can't, he can't... He does not understand Arabic, but he can read it and write it.

Shane Gillis 1:04:56 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:04:57 Which is, like, so crazy.

Shane Gillis 1:05:00 Well, that was-

Joe Rogan 1:05:00 Like, he was taught to read it and write it-

Shane Gillis 1:05:02 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:05:02 ... when he was a kid, and he can recite M- Muslim prayers, but he doesn't know what they mean.

Shane Gillis 1:05:08 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:05:09 Which is like, what?

Shane Gillis 1:05:10 That was, uh, clearly just autism.

Joe Rogan 1:05:13 You think so?

Shane Gillis 1:05:13 As soon as he said it, I was like, "Oh, shit. Now it makes sense." I've heard you say some wacky shit.

Joe Rogan 1:05:18 Ah.

Shane Gillis 1:05:18 Now I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:05:19 A, a touch of the 'tism.

Shane Gillis 1:05:20 He's got a little, yeah. His, yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:05:22 A touch of the 'tism is a superpower.

Shane Gillis 1:05:24 It certainly is.

Joe Rogan 1:05:25 I feel, I feel like it is.

Shane Gillis 1:05:27 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:05:27 I wish I had more. I like to crank it up by, like, 2%. (laughs)

Shane Gillis 1:05:31 Turn it up a little.

Joe Rogan 1:05:32 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 1:05:32 Turn it up.

Joe Rogan 1:05:33 I have CTE for sure. I got a little of that.

Shane Gillis 1:05:35 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:05:36 I must. I must. I get hit in the head too many times. The, all the things that I know now about people that get hit in the head-

Shane Gillis 1:05:42 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:05:42 ... I'm like, "Yeah, it does something."

Shane Gillis 1:05:45 Yeah. I got hit in the head for, like, 10 years.

Joe Rogan 1:05:48 And then I also probably have toixoplasmosis 'cause I ha- I used to have a wild cat.

Shane Gillis 1:05:53 (laughs) Oh, no.

Joe Rogan 1:05:53 Most likely I got that too. And I always had cats when I was a kid, and they always went out. Like, cats-

Shane Gillis 1:05:59 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:05:59 If you got cats, mm, you're fucking... Hmm.

Shane Gillis 1:06:02 You gotta let 'em out.

Joe Rogan 1:06:03 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 1:06:04 You gotta let 'em outside.

Joe Rogan 1:06:04 But they are a little, bunch of little fucking murderers. But-

Shane Gillis 1:06:07 I'm a big fan of that.

Joe Rogan 1:06:08 I'm a big fan of letting 'em out too, but the thing is, like, you're gonna get toxo. Like, their, your cat's gonna get toxo and you're probably gonna get it.

Shane Gillis 1:06:14 Yeah. What's it do? 'Cause-

Joe Rogan 1:06:15 It affects your thinking. It makes you more irrational. It makes you, yeah-

Shane Gillis 1:06:19 More irrational?

Joe Rogan 1:06:20 Yeah. They, there's a disproportionate number of motorcycle victims, motorcycle crash victims.

Shane Gillis 1:06:24 That got bit by cats?

Joe Rogan 1:06:25 That are-

Shane Gillis 1:06:26 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:06:26 They test positive for toxoplasmosis. They don't know if there's a correlation, but, uh, they do think it affects your impulse control.

Shane Gillis 1:06:33 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:06:33 Yeah. There's also a disproportionate number of successful soccer teams that come from places that have high levels of toxoplasmosis. Yeah. They don't know if that's because there's a lot of really successful soccer teams-

Shane Gillis 1:06:46 Those are stray cats in cities.

Joe Rogan 1:06:47 ... that comes from, come from Third World countries-

Shane Gillis 1:06:49 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:06:49 ... and poorer countries.

Shane Gillis 1:06:50 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:06:50 That's possible too, but it also might be just it makes you wilder.

Shane Gillis 1:06:54 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:06:55 Like, it might, it'd like literally possibly could change cultures. At one point in time in France, 50% of the country tested positive for it. They're just-

Shane Gillis 1:07:06 That's-

Joe Rogan 1:07:06 ... wild people.

Shane Gillis 1:07:07 Oh, yeah. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:07:07 Who's wilder than French?

Shane Gillis 1:07:08 (laughs) Yeah, France is wild.

Joe Rogan 1:07:09 The French are wild, bro. Those are some wild people.

Shane Gillis 1:07:12 I saw Napoleon.

Joe Rogan 1:07:13 How was it?

Shane Gillis 1:07:14 I loved it.

Joe Rogan 1:07:15 You did?

Shane Gillis 1:07:15 I loved it.

Joe Rogan 1:07:16 Why do people not like it?

Shane Gillis 1:07:18 ... here's what I think. I think Ridley Scott made Napoleon like a human... Well, Joaquin Phoenix did it. Made him like a human being, like he says dumb shit, he fucks up.

Joe Rogan 1:07:27 Mm-hmm.

Shane Gillis 1:07:28 You know? Usually if you're watching like a historical movie, like you-

Joe Rogan 1:07:31 Right.

Shane Gillis 1:07:31 ... want him to be like-

Joe Rogan 1:07:32 Abraham Lincoln.

Shane Gillis 1:07:33 ... speaking well the entire time.

Joe Rogan 1:07:35 Yeah. Always perfect.

Shane Gillis 1:07:35 Totally in control.

Joe Rogan 1:07:36 Right.

Shane Gillis 1:07:36 Yeah, this is a guy that's like-

Joe Rogan 1:07:37 An actual human.

Shane Gillis 1:07:38 He's a human, the whole time.

Joe Rogan 1:07:40 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 1:07:40 But every time they cut to a scene where he's fucking his wife, it's so funny.

Joe Rogan 1:07:45 Why?

Shane Gillis 1:07:45 Just him doggy... He... All he does is doggy style. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:07:47 That was his thing?

Shane Gillis 1:07:47 As hard as he... I don't think that's historically accurate.

Joe Rogan 1:07:50 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 1:07:50 They just cut to him and Josephine like (grunts) (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:07:52 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 1:07:53 It's pretty great. Yeah, yeah. Just...

Joe Rogan 1:07:58 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 1:08:00 Ugh.

Joe Rogan 1:08:00 (laughs) That's crazy. So how many sex scenes are in the movie?

Shane Gillis 1:08:03 There's two that I can definitely remember.

Joe Rogan 1:08:05 Wow.

Shane Gillis 1:08:05 And both of them are just-

Joe Rogan 1:08:07 Doggy style.

Shane Gillis 1:08:07 ... a hard cut to him doggy style.

Joe Rogan 1:08:09 Interesting.

Shane Gillis 1:08:10 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:08:10 I wonder why. I wonder when people figured out you could have sex looking at each other, because most animals are doggy style.

Shane Gillis 1:08:17 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:08:18 Like all of them, in fact.

Shane Gillis 1:08:20 I mean, I don't want to-

Joe Rogan 1:08:21 I would imagine-

Shane Gillis 1:08:21 I don't want to turn this into some type of freak shit, but I saw a funny video of a gorilla doggy style on another gorilla at the fucking-

Joe Rogan 1:08:28 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 1:08:28 It's just kids watching at the zoo and he's like... (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:08:31 Oh, God.

Shane Gillis 1:08:32 Funny how human they look when they fuck. It's so funny. The exact same.

Joe Rogan 1:08:36 They have little tiny dicks, you know? They have little tiny dicks.

Shane Gillis 1:08:37 Gorillas?

Joe Rogan 1:08:38 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 1:08:38 Fuck yeah. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:08:39 Chimps have big dicks. Do you know why?

Shane Gillis 1:08:41 Why?

Joe Rogan 1:08:41 'Cause chimp females are more promiscuous.

Shane Gillis 1:08:44 Mm.

Joe Rogan 1:08:44 There's a d- a... If you... Gorillas also have little balls. This is interesting. Like in primates-

Shane Gillis 1:08:51 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:08:51 ... there's a direct relationship between the number of promiscuous females that are nearby and the size of the male's testicles.

Shane Gillis 1:08:59 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:09:00 Isn't that wild?

Shane Gillis 1:09:00 That's a crazy fact.

Joe Rogan 1:09:01 That's wild.

Shane Gillis 1:09:03 (laughs) It's an interesting fact.

Joe Rogan 1:09:04 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 1:09:04 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:09:04 That's why chimps have giant nuts, 'cause chimp, chimp ladies are wild.

Shane Gillis 1:09:08 They want big nuts?

Joe Rogan 1:09:09 Yeah, they want big nuts. Well, they, they need a lot of loads.

Shane Gillis 1:09:12 Mm.

Joe Rogan 1:09:13 They're going to war.

Shane Gillis 1:09:14 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:09:14 Trying to make babies.

Shane Gillis 1:09:15 Those guys are having a tough time.

Joe Rogan 1:09:16 They're having a tough time.

Shane Gillis 1:09:17 I don't... I wouldn't... Yeah. That Chimp Empire shit bugged me out.

Joe Rogan 1:09:20 (sighs)

Shane Gillis 1:09:20 I didn't like it.

Joe Rogan 1:09:21 It's wild.

Shane Gillis 1:09:22 I liked the dude that, that... In the beginning of Chimp Empire, the guy... There's a first scene where they go, like fight the other colony.

Joe Rogan 1:09:27 Mm-hmm.

Shane Gillis 1:09:28 And he's like, "I'm outta here. This is too much."

Joe Rogan 1:09:30 (laughs)

Shane Gillis 1:09:30 And then they catch him. The other colony caught him on the way back and killed him.

Joe Rogan 1:09:33 Yeah, they killed him.

Shane Gillis 1:09:34 I respected him just being like-

Joe Rogan 1:09:36 Fuck this.

Shane Gillis 1:09:36 ... "I know you guys are gonna make fun of me when we get back."

Joe Rogan 1:09:39 Yeah.

Shane Gillis 1:09:39 "This is scary. I'm going home."

Joe Rogan 1:09:41 You can't even join the other team.

Shane Gillis 1:09:42 And then he got ripped apart.

Joe Rogan 1:09:43 Like at least-

Shane Gillis 1:09:44 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:09:44 ... some armies will take... Even the Mongols, they used to take in other warriors and