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Joe Rogan Experience #2084 - Jim Breuer

Jim Breuer is a stand-up comic, actor, and host of the "Breuniverse" Podcast. Watch his comedy special "Country Boy Will Survive" on YouTube.  www.jimbreuer.com

Joe RoganhostJim BreuerguestJamie Vernonguest
Jun 27, 20243h 17mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:0015:00

    (drumming music plays) Joe Rogan podcast,…

    1. JR

      (drumming music plays) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

    2. NA

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

    3. JR

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music plays) Jim Breuer.

    4. JB

      What's up, baby? How are you?

    5. JR

      (laughs)

    6. JB

      It's good to see you, man.

    7. JR

      Good to see you too, my friend.

    8. JB

      You look all happy and, and refreshed.

    9. JR

      Well, I was on vacation. Yeah. So I went to the British Vi- Virgin Islands for 10 days. Just chilled, went to the beach, did some fishing, wonderful time.

    10. JB

      Do-

    11. JR

      Just relaxing, just relaxing.

    12. JB

      You scuba?

    13. JR

      Wonderful. Doed a little snorkeling, did some snorkeling. Scuba kinda freaks me out. (laughs)

    14. JB

      (laughs)

    15. JR

      I would do it, but the idea of, of relying on that tank of air, and you're breathing under water, (gasps) and you have to slowly have to make your way to the surface.

    16. JB

      (laughs)

    17. JR

      Fuck. What if something goes sideways? How long can you hold your breath? Jesus.

    18. JB

      You don't go down that far. You don't y- you just... I think you... I'm shocked you don't like scuba diving.

    19. JR

      Uh, it's not whether or not I would like it. I would absolutely love it, I'm sure. It's a whole different w- everybody I know that's done it loves it. It's a whole world.

    20. JB

      See, I'm more freaked out by what you do. If you go snorkeling and you, you smacking your, your, your feet on the water, I think-

    21. JR

      Sharks.

    22. JB

      ... sharks, they s- "Oh my God, he's fucking struggling."

    23. JR

      Yeah, yep.

    24. JB

      "I'm gonna get him."

    25. JR

      Totally-

    26. JB

      That freaks me out more.

    27. JR

      ... totally possible, and happened at a resort where Duncan was staying. It was either the week before Duncan was there, or the week after he left. I forget which one it was, but in Maui, this lady got eaten by a tiger shark right out where Duncan was swimming. He was out there at the same resort, swimming in the water. And then during the same timeframe, somebody got got.

    28. JB

      They're everywhere.

    29. JR

      They're everywhere.

    30. JB

      But... Yeah, no. I'm t- I'm not a, I'm not a snorkeling fan.

  2. 15:0030:00

    (laughs) But I think…

    1. JB

    2. JR

      (laughs) But I think we're still way better than, than what we used to be. We're ba- way better than lower primates. What I think is, we're in the process of reaching another level, and I think it's very messy and very complicated. And that's where all this AI comes in, and that's where the internet comes in, that's where social media comes in, that's where all this outrage culture comes in. It comes in from an unprecedented amount of opinions. And so you have... So, like, there's so much that's fucking up the, the noise from the actual data, because there's so many human beings that can talk simultaneously now. And the ones who wanna talk the most generally are the fucking dumbest.

    3. JB

      (laughs)

    4. JR

      Right? They're the ones that have the time to be spewing shit out on social media all day, because they're distracting themselves from whatever they really should be doing with their life. That's like mo- it's a psychological thing. The, the type of person that gets completely addicted to arguing with people on Twitter all day-

    5. JB

      Oh, God.

    6. JR

      That person is for sure distracting themselves from something they should have been doing.

    7. JB

      And you're arguing against something you have... You don't even know f- who they are. You don't know how old they are.

    8. JR

      And they're so-

    9. JB

      You don't know w- how they're dressed.

    10. JR

      ... many of them.

    11. JB

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      And they're the primary users of these angry, aggressive social media platforms. And so you get a distorted perception of what's happening with human beings. But it's colliding with people that are pushing back against that.

    13. JB

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      It's colliding with people that are opening their eyes to the amount of, the amount of corruption, the amount of bullshit, the amount of lies you're being told, the amount of, the amount of money that's being made by these fucking people that are supposed to be making $170,000 a year.

    15. JB

      It's just slavery.

    16. JR

      It- it's, it's th-

    17. JB

      It's different forms of slavery.

    18. JR

      I don't know if it's... I don't want... It's, it's control.

    19. JB

      In my opinion.

    20. JR

      It's control. It's control. It's h- it's human beings controlling human beings. And they can do it by tricking you. And they can trick you into thinking they're with you, they're with trans kids, and they're woke, and they're this and that.

    21. JB

      (laughs) Right.

    22. JR

      I, I am telling you, they're werewolves. That's a trick to get you to come fucking t- t- s- hang out in the cafeteria until the moon comes up. Well, that's what that is.

    23. JB

      What do we do... W- w- in the movies, where they do the werewolves? In the movies?

    24. JR

      Well, they always k-

    25. JB

      How do we get rid of werewolves though?

    26. JR

      They shoot them with silver bullets.

    27. JB

      That's-

    28. JR

      Except American Werewolf in London, it appe- I think they just used regular bullets, which makes more sense.

    29. JB

      Hm.

    30. JR

      'Cause why should you need a silver bullet? I mean, what are we doing here?

  3. 30:0045:00

    (laughs) …

    1. JR

      fucking jack shit about that, but you're sending hundreds of billions of dollars to deal with conflict on another part of the world.

    2. JB

      (laughs)

    3. JR

      This is insanity. That's insanity. And it on-

    4. JB

      It is insanity.

    5. JR

      ... it only works if you get on a team. It only works if you support a team.

    6. JB

      There's no reason to be on a team.

    7. JR

      ... there's no reason to be on a team.

    8. JB

      There's no reason to be on any team.

    9. JR

      No reason, no reason. I, there's-

    10. JB

      We're way more powerful than that-

    11. JR

      Yes.

    12. JB

      ... as individuals, uniting with this incredible energy.

    13. JR

      Also, you can learn things. If you close your fucking head and you don't listen to anything the people on the other side say, you just say, "Oh, they'll fucking," you're gonna miss stuff. You're gonna miss a lot of stuff. You're gonna, you're gonna be wrong. You're gonna have a, a stupid, egotistical perspective of things that's not necessary. You're gonna unfairm- unfairly malign people's character because they have a, a opposing philosophy or an opposing ideology. And that's bad for everybody. We have to, if we're gonna move forward as human beings and as a society and as a civilization, we have to be nicer to each other. We have to-

    14. JB

      It's that simple.

    15. JR

      ... just accept the fact that your ideas are not you. Do not be married to your ideas. And debate them in an open way and talk about stuff in an open way, where you're a good person, you're talking to one another, and do it all in good faith. And if we can all agree to do that, we'll find out that there's way more we have in common, way more we have in common. And that's what we should be concentrating on. And there's also some fucking undeniable problems with the way our society is run that have never been addressed, in terms of crime and inner city problems and infrastructure. There's corruption, at least in the form of incompetence. And this, the thing that happens when you get government bigger and bigger and bigger, and I hate to sound like a fucking libertarian, but if you get government bigger and bigger-

    16. JB

      You're just talking honesty.

    17. JR

      ... it's a business. And if it's a business that doesn't have any competition, you can't even hire the public sector to compete and do a better job of all those things? All those things have to be taken care of by the government? Are we fucking sure?

    18. JB

      (laughs)

    19. JR

      Because in every other sector of life-

    20. JB

      That's right.

    21. JR

      ... when you allow people to compete, whether it is with art or with f- you know, with fucking construction, whether it's, it's surgeons, the best ones are the ones that people wanna go to. And they, they-

    22. JB

      I know.

    23. JR

      And it forces people to get better at everything. And you have a much more efficient system. I mean, look, imagine if there was businesses out there that they failed their audit six years in a row.

    24. JB

      Right.

    25. JR

      Just money was just missing. Sorry, money's missing, don't know what happened.

    26. JB

      1000 bucks.

    27. JR

      And we just accept it. Hey, you know those guys over at Kellogg's? They just... The fucking cereal's everywhere, they don't know what's going on.

    28. JB

      Take-

    29. JR

      Ah, some money's missing here and there. Whatever, it's fucking cereal!

    30. JB

      Whatever. Hey, hey, climate change. Climate cha- how much should we give them this year? Three trillion? What'd you come up with? We're gonna have an ice age. So they fucked up. Couple trillion. Let's give them another trillion, let them figure it out for the next 10 years.

  4. 45:001:00:00

    I agree with you…

    1. JR

      as one of those pe- you get, like, locked into a certain kinda thinking, even if you're already inclined to think that way.

    2. JB

      I agree with you 1,000%, but we all cross that path. And it's easier for some than others, and I understand the whole world of being there.

    3. JR

      Yeah.

    4. JB

      But in my, a- and I'm not saying I'm better or anyone's better, but you can't tell me at one moment in your life when you're saying the things you're saying, whether it's on a certain television show or whatever, and you know, you know...

    5. JR

      (wolf howling noise)

    6. JB

      Do you still wanna be able to call that restaurant when it's busy season?

    7. JR

      (laughs)

    8. JB

      Well, it's packed.

    9. JR

      Uh, you know.

    10. JB

      So, I get it. And yeah, the money's beautiful, the fame's beau- we j- we, we all love what we're doing-

    11. JR

      The thing is that pe-

    12. JB

      ... on every level.

    13. JR

      People's-

    14. JB

      On every level.

    15. JR

      People's opinions are very pliable, whether you believe it or not. That's how cults get started. They, they trick you into thinking a very specific way. That's how cults get started.

    16. JB

      Right.

    17. JR

      They, human beings, we're pliable. And the best way to resist that is t- to not be married to your ideas. Don't be married to them. Be you. Like, you should have a core set of values. You love your family, you love your friends, try to be a good person, do your best at whatever it is that you do. That's the core. All that other stuff, these ideas, you gotta look at what th- them for what they really are. And sometimes, sometimes you get the wrong one stuck in your head and then you identify with it and you defend it, even when it's wrong. And I've seen brilliant people fall down that path, especially during the pandemic, especially in regards to the vaccines or the lockdowns or the severity of the virus for people that are healthy. There's a lot of variables that were ignored that shouldn't have been ignored, if we're gonna be honest with each other. So, the problem is you are one side or the other. You are team vaccine or team pureblood, (laughs) you know?

    18. JB

      Right.

    19. JR

      And the purebloods got locked into, like, MAGA-

    20. JB

      Yes.

    21. JR

      ... and fucking hillbillies, and-

    22. JB

      Yes. Dude, I d- I, I, I, I keep going around in circles and I hang out with every gang. I love every g- I, everybody's got something to offer-

    23. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    24. JB

      ... which is why I think that's how we'll grow. Like, you don't have to join here, you don't have to join here. But the more, the more I see, the more groups that are formed... Y- you know, I remember being a kid, you know what the greatest time was? N- and, and my mom and dad were both working. I'd be in the kitchen like a little kid, and I remember Mary, Mary's the lady watching me, and all the neighbors would come over, and this one's talking about divorce, I don't even know what they were talking about, like, what the... And this one had whatever, and everyone would get together and they're like, they'd have cake and they'd help each other and they'd give advice. You know, years ago therapists were called friends and family.

    25. JR

      Yeah.

    26. JB

      And look after each other. You didn't have, you didn't have, um, people, well, you had people in nursing homes, but I remember going over my friend's house, like, "Listen, we're going to the house of my grandma who lives in the basement. She, you know, she dribbles and she talks weird shit." And it's like, well, she had dementia.

    27. JR

      Yeah.

    28. JB

      But that's what we've lost. What, what for me what COVID did was it was the la- i- it was the way the werewolves... I say it's the werewolves. The wel- the werewolves went, "This is how we really rip the families apart." And well, because everybody has fear in them.... and everyone in your family has f- every human being has fear in them. And they're testing, the more the werewolves get to test your fear factor, the stronger they become 'cause they see who buckles. They see who's gonna call.

    29. JR

      They see how many people buckle. They see how many people-

    30. JB

      They see how many people, they see who's lashing out. They see how many people wearing a mask at the airport. They s- they... so they're measuring the fear.

  5. 1:00:001:14:22

    ... evil, disturbing, soulless…

    1. JB

      still go there. And I'm not angry at what happened. I'm angry on how you took such advantage of, of just natural humans that are so innocent, and have such good lives and spirits in them. And you went full-blown onslaught. For whatever reason, whether you wanted control or for money, you, you, you tore apart what, what keeps us connected. Our hearts, our souls, our innocence. They took innocence, and they made us... They, uh, they... That is, to me, the most violent-

    2. JR

      ... evil, disturbing, soulless part of any existence. And I pray to God people see it, because when they see it and they see the, uh, the amount of destruction it truly caused, that's a, that's a force to be reckoned with. But like Joey Diaz says, "Only takes three motherfuckers to get shit done. Three motherfuckers."

    3. JB

      (laughs)

    4. JR

      Three motherfuckers, Joe Rogan. Three motherfuckers, I'll take over this whole town.

    5. JB

      (clapping)

    6. JR

      Three real motherfuckers. It's true.

    7. JB

      Yes.

    8. JR

      Well, but anyway. The most important things that people understand now, how these games work.

    9. JB

      Yes.

    10. JR

      And the only way they work is if-

    11. JB

      Yes.

    12. JR

      ... we're pitted against each other.

    13. JB

      Yes.

    14. JR

      Whether we're pitted against each other with trans sports, don't think that they're not involved in all that stuff-

    15. JB

      Of course.

    16. JR

      ... because it's also a polarizing issue. It's a polarizing issue, all of it. You know, when they... We call about gender-affirming care, the, the way they phrase things, and the way they use things, understand that this is a polarizing position that they take because they want to make sure we continue to fight against each other. They wanna make sure that we are at each other's throat, and they will manufacture these little crises over and over and over again.

    17. JB

      They're-

    18. JR

      Manufacture these little dis- "Well, climate change." There's so many people that are out there that tell you, "We have to stop climate change or we're all gonna die."

    19. JB

      (laughs)

    20. JR

      "We need to get an electric car or we're all gonna die."

    21. JB

      (laughs)

    22. JR

      And they haven't looked at it at all, "You need to stop eating meat or we're all gonna die."

    23. JB

      (laughs)

    24. JR

      "We're all gonna die." Is it possible that they're trying to control the food source? Fuck, yes, it is.

    25. JB

      Yeah.

    26. JR

      Is that a j- a, a massive way that you can control human beings? Control the food supply? Absolutely, it is.

    27. JB

      Yeah.

    28. JR

      And when someone starts telling you, "Hey, you gotta kill food because the 'food' is making too much carbon and that's making the Earth warm." Okay. Meanwhile, China's building-

    29. JB

      Jesus.

    30. JR

      ... hundreds of coal-powered plants right now. How many coal-powered plants right now are being built in China? 'Cause this is an extraordinary number. We have to understand this when you're talking about ruining people's lives to have a minimal effect on the amount of CO2 that's being put out worldwide. Because the amount that's being put out by China and India far surpasses the rest of the world. You are just gonna make people starve. You're gonna put people in dire poverty and make nary an impact on that problem. I'm not saying you should ignore that problem, but I'm saying you should look at all the ways to fix that problem, and none of them should involve people starving. So China, look at the amount, 1,142 operational coal mines, more than anyone on Earth.

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