Joe Rogan Experience #2089 - Joey Diaz

1. 0:00 – 15:00

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   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out.

   2. The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music)

   4. JDJoey Diaz0:13

      I didn't bring my motherfucking glasses though.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:15

      Oh, do you need some?

   6. JDJoey Diaz0:16

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:16

      I have some.

   8. JDJoey Diaz0:17

      Just in case, if you're gonna show me something interesting.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:20

      Yeah.

   10. JDJoey Diaz0:20

       Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:24

       So I started doing this, uh, red light bed. I started doing two things to help my eyes. One, I started taking Pure Encapsulations. They have this, um ... What is it called? Macro support? What is it called? Anyway, it's a bunch of supplements that they put together, um, to stop your eyesight from going bad and it's legit.

   12. NANarrator0:50

       Macular Support?

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:51

       Macular Support. That's it.

   14. JDJoey Diaz0:53

       You like it? Oh.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:54

       Legit. It stopped ... Whatever the deterioration that I was experiencing, where my eyesight was starting to go, it stopped. Just stopped it, and it made it a little bit better, and then I started doing this red light bed. So I had this guy Gary Brecka on the podcast. He's explained to me how red light, um, revitalizes your capillaries and helps your vision come back. And so I've been doing that now for about six weeks and I've noticed an, an improvement. Like I don't need reading glasses as much if I'm reading things on my phone. I can read some things that I just was not gonna be able to read. And more importantly, it's not getting worse, 'cause like it was like kinda every six months, eight months or so, I'd notice my ... God, my eyes are worse. Like this is terrible. Like after like 46 it seemed like, somewhere around 46 it was like it dropped off a cliff.

   16. JDJoey Diaz1:44

       And you did the right thing because you didn't submit to these. My mistake was to submit to these when I was like 43, 44.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:51

       Mm.

   18. JDJoey Diaz1:51

       By 44 I could see I was having problems already and I submitted to these, and this is worse for you. That's why I used to tell you-

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:58

       Glasses.

   20. JDJoey Diaz1:59

       ... don't put the glasses on.

   21. JRJoe Rogan2:00

       Yeah.

   22. JDJoey Diaz2:00

       Hold on.

   23. JRJoe Rogan2:01

       Yeah.

   24. JDJoey Diaz2:01

       Make your eyes muscle that thing. It's like when you wear fucking hearing aids.

   25. JRJoe Rogan2:05

       Mm-hmm.

   26. JDJoey Diaz2:06

       Like, your hearing gets lost. I-

   27. JRJoe Rogan2:08

       Well, they say with, with vision, like the problem is we're looking at things that are real close up all the time and your, your eyes are supposed to do a bunch of different things. They're supposed to look at stuff in the distance, they're supposed to look at things up close, and if you don't look at things in the distance all the time, you lose that ability.

   28. JDJoey Diaz2:24

       Well, I'm gonna be as honest as I can with you. I'm not trying to be cute here.

   29. JRJoe Rogan2:27

       Okay.

   30. JDJoey Diaz2:28

       I lost my eyesight when I stopped doing coke, 'cause when I was doing coke, my eyesight was on point, Joe.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Well, your girl told…

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      But then, you know, you're sitting in that thing and if you do that on a regular basis, it gets... You get used to it. You get used to being uncomfortable, but God damn, you feel good. Like, your joints feel good. All the stiffness kind of feels like it goes away. Your mood feels better. You sleep better. Sauna's the motherfu-... If I had to pick one over the two, I don't know which one I'd pick, but I love the fact that I could do both of them. I think sauna I would pick 'cause there's more data. There's, there's a 20-year study out of Finland with sauna patients where they, um, they used the sauna four times a week for 20 years. And the, uh, depending about how many times a week they used it, they saw more improvement. But the people that used it four times a week saw a f-... I think it was a 40% decrease in all-cause mortality. A 40% decrease. Stroke, heart attack, cancer for the people that did that as opposed to the people that didn't do it.

   2. JDJoey Diaz15:51

      Well, your girl told me that if you do f-

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:53

      Rhonda?

   4. JDJoey Diaz15:54

      Yeah. I love her.

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:55

      Oh, she's the best.

   6. JDJoey Diaz15:56

      You know I love her.

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:57

      I love her too.

   8. JDJoey Diaz15:57

      Like, I watch-

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:58

      Shout out to Rhonda Patrick.

   10. JDJoey Diaz15:59

       I watch every video. I take what she tells me-

   11. JRJoe Rogan16:02

       Yeah.

   12. JDJoey Diaz16:02

       ... to heart. And I think she's so fucking sexy.

   13. JRJoe Rogan16:04

       (laughs)

   14. JDJoey Diaz16:04

       'Cause she's so fucking smart when she ta-... When she just goes on a tan, like (gasps) .

   15. JRJoe Rogan16:08

       (laughs)

   16. JDJoey Diaz16:09

       She's so fucking sexy.

   17. JRJoe Rogan16:11

       She's a genius.

   18. JDJoey Diaz16:11

       But she was saying that 51, 61 minutes a week in the sauna cuts your, uh, cardiac arrest rate by, like-

   19. JRJoe Rogan16:20

       Mm-hmm.

   20. JDJoey Diaz16:20

       ... fucking 60% or some shit.

   21. JRJoe Rogan16:22

       Well, I'll tell you what else it does, Jo- Joey. It makes your cardio better. Like, your cardio from working out, just sitting there, your heart rate gets jacked. So it's like a static form of cardio.

   22. JDJoey Diaz16:33

       When, before I go to the Tuesday and Thursday jujitsu, I go to the red light sauna.

   23. JRJoe Rogan16:37

       Mm.

   24. JDJoey Diaz16:37

       That's my cheat because that's a heavier class.

   25. JRJoe Rogan16:40

       Mm-hmm.

   26. JDJoey Diaz16:41

       And you gotta fucking be a little... So I always go in there in the morning, 34 minutes, come out, go right to jujitsu from there. Fuckin' love it.

   27. JRJoe Rogan16:47

       It's a good way to warm up before working out too.

   28. JDJoey Diaz16:50

       Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan16:50

       Get in there for 10 minutes. Just sort of, like, get in there and stretch a little bit for 10 minutes.

   30. JDJoey Diaz16:54

       I do yoga in there. I do a bunch of-
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   He's always doing something,…

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      smart. I mean, he's got a shit ton of businesses. He owns a bunch of businesses. He's always got something going on, you know. He stays active, you know. Guy ... There's, there's a bunch of guys that do a real good job of like using whatever fame they got from athletics and then just like do everything after. Like Shaq does everything. He's always doing commercials-

   2. JDJoey Diaz30:20

      He's always doing something, yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:22

      ... he's always doing something, you know. That's a, that's a big human being, dude. You put your hands, like you shake his hand, it's like ...

   4. JDJoey Diaz30:30

      That's a big dude.

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:31

      He's so big. His hands are like, it's like a fucking breakfast tray.

   6. JDJoey Diaz30:34

      I never said nothing to him.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:36

      At Denny's.

   8. JDJoey Diaz30:36

      I never spoke to him. I saw him at the store a couple nights. He would come to the store after the games.

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:40

      Mm-hmm.

   10. JDJoey Diaz30:40

       For Fat Tuesday.

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:41

       (laughs)

   12. JDJoey Diaz30:45

       ... but I never really spoke to him or anything, I just saw him-

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:47

       I did Fear Factor with him.

   14. JDJoey Diaz30:48

       Oh, that's right.

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:49

       Yeah. Me and him, uh... It was hilarious. It was li- (laughs) it was like my... It was like a, a six-year-old and his dad. It was just like me standing next to him and he's so big. He's so gigantic.

   16. JDJoey Diaz31:01

       (coughs) So what else is happening, my brother?

   17. JRJoe Rogan31:04

       Everything's good, man.

   18. JDJoey Diaz31:05

       You know they have those banyas by me, right?

   19. JRJoe Rogan31:07

       Do they?

   20. JDJoey Diaz31:08

       They have a-

   21. JRJoe Rogan31:08

       The Russian ones?

   22. JDJoey Diaz31:08

       They have a-

   23. JRJoe Rogan31:09

       Ari goes to those in the city.

   24. JDJoey Diaz31:10

       They have a beautiful one in Freehold.

   25. JRJoe Rogan31:12

       Yeah?

   26. JDJoey Diaz31:13

       And the fucking place has a restaurant to die for.

   27. JRJoe Rogan31:16

       Really?

   28. JDJoey Diaz31:17

       Yeah. Like-

   29. JRJoe Rogan31:17

       Russian?

   30. JDJoey Diaz31:18

       Yeah, you could stay there all fucking day.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Oh, yeah. …

   1. JDJoey Diaz45:00

      to us.

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      Oh, yeah.

   3. JDJoey Diaz45:01

      That's what he brought... That little piece, that's what he brought back to-

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:04

      Yeah.

   5. JDJoey Diaz45:04

      That type of, you know. I still listen to a lot of Eat A Peach, Allman's, and I still listen to Live From The fucking Beacon, whatever the fuck theater they do all the time.

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:14

      You know, we have that Green Room playlist, Midnight Rider's the first song.

   7. JDJoey Diaz45:17

      That's the fucking... Yeah. That gets me-

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:19

      That's the first song. Sometimes I switch it up, sometimes it's I'm Your Boogie Man. That's another one. Depends on how we're feeling, Joey. Depends on how we're feeling.

   9. JDJoey Diaz45:27

      That's Casey and the Sunshine Band?

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:28

       Oh, yeah.

   11. JDJoey Diaz45:29

       You know that motherfucker.

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:29

       Give me, give me some I'm Your Boogie Man.

   13. JDJoey Diaz45:31

       Is he still touring?

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:32

       Give me some volume too. I don't know, man. But this is the song, when we would walk into the arena, when we do arenas, when we walk into an arena, like as we're walking into the green room, I like to play I'm Your Boogie Man 'cause that's one of those ones it just... Listen to this. (instrumental music plays) You're walking in, the joint gets fired up, the ice cubes go in the glass, the whiskey gets poured. Cheers. Music goes up. Everybody gets ready. Show's about to start.

   15. NANarrator46:01

       I'm your boogie man. That's what I am. I'm here to-

   16. JDJoey Diaz46:05

       Fuck.

   17. NANarrator46:06

       ... do whatever I can.

   18. JRJoe Rogan46:09

       Be it early morning, late afternoon.

   19. NANarrator46:13

       Or at midnight. It's never too soon. I wanna feel you up-

   20. JRJoe Rogan46:19

       That was back when you could use rainbows.

   21. NANarrator46:21

       ... and make you wish you were around. 'Cause I wanna do it all. Yeah.

   22. JDJoey Diaz46:24

       Oh, man.

   23. JRJoe Rogan46:25

       Yeah.

   24. JDJoey Diaz46:25

       You know who was here last night?

   25. JRJoe Rogan46:27

       Who?

   26. JDJoey Diaz46:27

       Motherfucker, nobody told me. Cool and the Gang was here last night.

   27. JRJoe Rogan46:31

       No way.

   28. JDJoey Diaz46:32

       At the movie fucking theater.

   29. JRJoe Rogan46:33

       No way.

   30. JDJoey Diaz46:34

       When I got to the hotel room I looked at the menu and it said, yeah, uh, entertainment for the month. Fucking...
5. 1:00:00 – 1:09:56

   Yeah. …

   1. JDJoey Diaz1:00:00

      there all goddamn day.

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:01

      Yeah.

   3. JDJoey Diaz1:00:01

      Then come in at night. Don't fucking lurk all day.

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:03

      Yeah.

   5. JDJoey Diaz1:00:03

      We know. Fucking Goodfellas. They were following them all fucking day-

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:06

      Yeah.

   7. JDJoey Diaz1:00:06

      ... with a helicopter. Just bust them, cocksucker.

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:08

      Yeah. Well, they wanna terrorize you before they get you.

   9. JDJoey Diaz1:00:12

      Well, they wanna see what ... They want to see how you respond.

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:15

       Well, if you're cracked out, you're gonna go to try to get rid of something or you're gonna go to try to hide something.

   11. JDJoey Diaz1:00:20

       And they got your phone tapped. They got everything.

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:22

       Yeah. Yeah.

   13. JDJoey Diaz1:00:22

       So they put a cop car in front of your house to see where you react.

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:26

       Yeah.

   15. JDJoey Diaz1:00:26

       To see how your reaction would be-

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:00:27

       Yeah.

   17. JDJoey Diaz1:00:28

       ... for the day. And then you start cleaning the house. You know, you call people, get everything outta your house, whatever the fuck it is.

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:00:34

       Yeah.

   19. JDJoey Diaz1:00:34

       And then they come in and, you know. But it's a different world out there now. So-

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:00:39

       Mm-hmm.

   21. JDJoey Diaz1:00:39

       I don't know nothing about that fucking world now.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:00:41

       Yeah. It's a different world.

   23. JDJoey Diaz1:00:42

       And I don't wanna know.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:00:44

       Yeah.

   25. JDJoey Diaz1:00:44

       'Cause now they'll shoot you just for being there. And that is, you know-

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:00:48

       It's a different world in terms of law enforcement too. Yeah. People are getting out of jail like that now. (snaps fingers)

   27. JDJoey Diaz1:00:53

       And they still won't drop my warrant in fucking Seattle.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:00:56

       Ugh, uh, you can't even get arrested in Seattle for what you did.

   29. JDJoey Diaz1:00:59

       You can't-

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:00:59

       You wouldn't even have a record.

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